Fingering My gf likes to multi finger me. ts with one and goes to all 5 in a bud kind of thing. Then she likes to push her hand into my ass until it gets to just before the knuckles.... I think they call that almost fisting....i love it and she makes me cum gallons doing that. She says she loves it because of the total control she feels. Being a submissive slut that I am I love every minute of it.. especially when she is talking dirty as she does it... I've cum so hard I've gotten myself all over my own face... that.
Feet I have a major foot fetish and my gf loves to feed me her feet. Especially while I'm getting fucked in my ass from behind by a big cock. Being a sub slut that I am I enjoy it when she is talking dirty to me while all that is going on. She makes me lick the bottoms of her feet and each toe, then she'll jam her foot in my mouth and face fuck me with her foot while calling me names (heaven on earth). That usually makes the guy fucking me even harder and he fucks me deeper and rougher... yummmy. in our pic's you'll seeone where the guy came on my face and her foot.... that's a happy ending!!!!!
Dirty Talk dirty talk is sooooo HOT!!! I love it when my gf is fucking me with her strapon and calls me every name in the book.... it make her fuck me even harder... i love dirty talk... can't imaging sex without it anymore.
Sea-Dollar Sized Nipples Now are we talking nipples or areolas? My wifes got both...but I once was going out with a girl who nipples were fairly small...about the size of a pencil eraser...but her areolas were huge..at least 4 1/2 inches across....
Woman That Like Crossdressers Bi, mwm who loves to cross dress is interested in talking with/chatting/meeting women who are comfortable with men who cross dress...if you're in FL or MI, please contact me...thanks.
12 inches Or More I have to say I've been very fortunate to have had some really large cocks both down my throat and up my ass. As you might expect the larger ones were all black.... I know what a surprise!!! I have had 12, some 10 or 11 inches, and a couple 9 inchers.... There is something very dirty and hottttt about sucking a big fucking cock, especially if the guy is DOM and he is calling me names while her fucks my face and ass. So if you're hung and want a great BJ and tight piece of ass, and you're in or near NJ drop me a line....
Panty Play i own thongs made for me, and i love the way they feel up my crack. I feel like a slut when i wear one to a party and then pull my pants down seductively exposing my naked cheeks for all to see. When they see i'm wearing a thong they know just how dirty i am feeling. Feels great when it's tight against my asshole.hmmmmmm
18-21 Female I GUESS, I'M A BIT OF A DIRTY OLD MAN, BUT I LOVE TO EAT VERY YOUNG PUSSY!
AND IT SEEMS TO ME THAT THEY APPRECIATE EXPERIENCED MEN MORE THAN THEY DO THIR COUNTERPARTS. I LOVE BRING THEM PLEASURE!
I ALSO LOVE ENCOUNTERS WITH VERY YOUNG COUPLES, TO EAT THEM BOTH! THE LAST FEW I'VE BEEN WITH JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH!....BUT,I WILL KEEP TRYING ! .............................. ....I LOVE IT! .............................. ..
Good heart Dirty mind, can't think of a fantasy I won't enjoy,except humliation. don't cuss but love to talk dirty while having sex or chatting, good at what I do (good job great compnay) honest won't hurt anyone unless they needed it. love to please,love to be shared
I am very open to most things and very non judgemental. I am honest and very discreet and expect the same.I enjoy talking or chatting and sharing like experiences. Looking to make new friends, perhaps it is you.
I'm a loving and caring bisexual male. I like the way I am and don't care who knows about the way I am. I'm discreet about it for others. I like to be nude. I like to cook,the outdoors and spending time with others. I'm not good at talking, kind of shy. I'm a bottom not a top.
30yo bi-curious male. Just looking for a little fun. Like to get to know someone, share a few pictures and see if we click. I think it is only polite for you to have pictures if you e-mail me, I like to know who I'm talking to.
I am a fullerfured very pretty funny woman. looking for sam for alone or couples fun.
I am 5'3 180 but do work out with 40 d tits and a big wet pussy. I am extremely horny all the time and love to talk dirty.
easy going laid back couple, who like to put one night aside from everyhting to get down and dirty,out come thes shots, and anything else we might like... corsets, etc!!! listen and possibly jump around to some music, and get very saucy,erotic, and moist.
Married in a very low, boring sensual life. A retired teacher. Consider myself a sane, civil dirty old man. In the bdsm arena, either role is fine, many activities. Name your interests. Cyber play only.
I am a quiet, reserved person. I am trustworthy, a friend, a good listener, and very dependable. I have become very interested bi experience and now I would like to experience the excitement more often. I am interested in others and enjoy talking and learning more.
Always on the go and like to run/ walk/ ride in or drive, anything with wheels. I am 5-11 161 with brown/greying hair blues eyes.. life... Like to meet new people... I am a more of a person who like to meet in person/not in to e-mailing/talking on phone or typing! That's all for now...
I do not want to miss some experiences that can make living interested.
clean, no drugs, little alcohol, I don't smoke , am eager to serve and make my partners feel great but like the dirty talk.
I know how to listen and can also express myself in an open and honest way.
I am a health conscious person who enjoys life. I like to experience things fully and if it is good I stay around and keep it in my circle of interest. I like to work out, read, play games, and travel. I also like sex a whole lot and can't seem to get enough of it. Talking and hanging out with friends is something I like to do as well. I tend to be focused on a task at hand until completion and then like to kick back and enjoy the moment.
My wife and I have been married over 30 years. I am a white guy; 5'10; 190#; pretty fit for my age. She is Asian; 5'; a little overweight. We are happily married and enjoy sex together but also enjoy getting together with another couple for some sexual fun. WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR SINGLE GUYS OR MARRIED GUYS PLAYING ALONE. Please get back to us if you are interested in talking about getting together. We have more pictures to share.
im recently divorced ( stripper) " been there done that" have been lucky to have had some great times but never had FANTASY & REALITY COLLIDE i would love to find a bi-cpl who is dom. make me there sleezy slave slut anything goes I Like me and am comfortable with men womn tv/ts.love toys dirty talk lits B & D forced fem but ladies your still it Hot Wet Tight Bald oh baby thats what i like
Okay not that it's a tough question, but i think i might be a wee bit bias. I'm a thinker, a smart ass. a joker a smoker a midnight toker, and so on. I have somewhat of a sense of humor ( wicked or warped at times ) not one to judge. Just an average guy, who earlier in life was cute. Dirty blonde hair which we used to call dishwater blonde, blue eyes slim build 155lbs clean d/f 420 freindly and curious. Ask me anything you want and i will answer. Just remember sometimes the answer is no.
Looking for others to share same interests that we do. Need to love to have fun, be interesting, & enjoys sex as much as we do. Giving as well as receiving! Home movies, toys, open-minded & no head games or jealously tenancies. We also enjoy being outdoors, talking dirty, oral & kinky at times. Respect others wants. Not into pain, just good dirty fun! Want only honest, clean people!
I never been with a woman but I been watching a lot of porn women tribbing an eating each other out. I want to experience it but I am so shy an scared. I want to to be very very private. Our little nasty secrete. That we take to our graves. I am a size 16 with a small waist an nice booty. I wear a 40 h in bra size.
My husband and I have been trying to find a woman for a threesome for what seems like forever! I'm beginning to lose any hope that this ever pans out!
We are an attractive, fun, married couple (40 and 42) looking to basically fulfill this hot fantasy. We really want the girl-on-girl action to be wet, sexy and hot...no limits! My husband will join in orally and manually, but not be fucking anyone but me! (At least vaginally)! Other things are open for discussion! We definately want there to be a hot connection between all of us so we can all get the most out of our time together.
We are ddf, clean, shaven, educated, secure, classy. We want a woman who is the same. No ghetto trash talking, no degrading...but talking dirty is a whole different ball game!
How about guys start sending pix of their face and not their cock , and being alittle less rude in the first letter , kinda wait for the couple to start talking dirty before you start , being polite goes along way with Us .
I always keep baby wipes handy for a quick clean up before I meet someone. I like it clean as well, you're not being picky. I wouldn't suck a dirty smelly cock, so why would I expect my Daddy to like my dirty bum.
We try to talk to people as though we are with them in a normal setting, Ok I've had guys and only guys who want trade cock shots and talk dirty, but so far we've had a good time - try taking the conversation to an ordinary level. The Kalove's aren't here just to go threesome, foursome, moresome with every person we encounter. Certainly as a 'closeted' bi-guy for most of my life, I love the site. We talk dirty to a friend, but also about films, television, our life problems and glories.
So don't loose heart, keep going. Talk to us! Use the CHAT room, fun, inuendo. I've even talked about chimley sweeping!
Wanna talk dirty - use the CYBER room.
Dirty Andy is in class and the teacher asks this question. "Class, there are five crows sitting on a fence. If a shotgun fired and hit two how many crows would be left? " Dirty Andy raises his hand and waves it all around while a few of his classmates raise theirs. So Ms Smith asks Lucy, who has her hand raised, how many crows would be left. Lucy says,"Three." Ms Smith says" Very good Lucy." But Andy still has his arm in the air flailing up and down so Ms Smith asks him what he has to say. Dirty Andy says, " Are you kidding me! If I shot a gun at those crows none of them would be left. They would be so scared they would all fly away!!" " Thats very good Andy," Ms Smith says, " But Lucy already answered the question. However I like your way of thinking. "
A few days later Dirty Andy sees Ms Smith in the park and walks up to her and asks, " Ms Smith, see those three women sitting over there with ice cream cones? Can you tell me which of them is married? Is it the one licking the cone, the one sucking the cone or the one swallowing the cone?" Well Ms Smith thinks for awhile and says , " I guess its the one thats swallowing." So Dirty Andy says, " Nope, its the one with the wedding ring..... But I like your way of thinking."
This isnt a success story as of this posting, but I am certain it will be very soon. I have finally met a young man who lives in my area code, that shares the same sexual appetites that my wife and I share. He is sweet, very cute, and has better than average conversation skills. Not to mention 8 inches!! We have chatted online many times, in varied degrees of sensuality, from innocuous, to down right dirty!! He has called, and we have talked on the phone twice. Now, we are talking about getting together! We all are a bit nervous, and I am open to any and all suggestions of how NOT to blow this!!! Thanks for taking the time to read this, and hopefully to affer some advice!! James
I tend to be quiet during sex, maybe because of always afraid of kids running into the bedroom which they have done anyway when I was younger. I surprised myself once with my noise while riding a guys cock and was quite surprised how loud I was. Another time I was quite entertained while fucking this woman at the noise and dirty talk that came from her mouth. I have found that some moans and dirty talk add something to the sex sometimes depending on my partner.
Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual.
A construction boss in Boston was interviewing men when along came
a guy named Vinny from New York.
"I'm not hiring any wise-ass New Yorker," the foreman thought, so
he made up a test hoping that
Vinny wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able
to refuse him the job without
getting into a dispute.
"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers,
represent the number 9."
"Widout numbiz?" Vinny says. "Dat's easy," and he proceeds to draw 3 trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
The New Yorker replies, "Ain't you got no brains? Tree 'n Tree 'n Tree makes nine.
"Fair enough," says the Boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules,
but this time use
the number 99."
Vinny stares into space for a minute, then picks up the picture he has drawn and
makes a smudge on
each tree. "Dare ya go, Buddy."
The Boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
Vinny says "Each a da tree's is dirty now! So it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree'n dirty
The Boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire the New Yorker, so he says,
"All right, last
question. Same rules but this time use 100."
Vinny stares into space again, then picks up the picture once again, makes a little
mark at the base
of each tree and says, "Dare ya go, Mac, a hunnert."
The Boss looks at the picture for a moment and says, "You must be nuts if you think that represents
New York Vinny leans forward and points to the marks at the base of the trees. "A little doggie
comes along and thakes a shit on each a dem trees, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty
tree an' a turd, dirty tree an'a turd - which makes one hundred. Bada boom , bada bing. When do
I freakin' start?"
That is my #1 fantasy!! Not into the kidding/cuddling stuff, just the down and dirty cock sucking and playing, maybe even getting fucked hard and deep and good while an appreciative lady watches, directs the action, talks dirty and if she wants to, once she's really turned on bi what she's seeing take place before her very eyes... joins in to help us! My dream is to find that perfect couple that would let me play with her hubby while she watched, commented, directed and maybe eventually joined us. She wouldn't have to join us but that'd be an option. Just having her there would be so erotic and sexy... turn me on to the max!!!
My wife and I have some friends and I am wondering how do you know if the female of one couple is dropping hints to you. When we are together, we seem to make a lot of eye contact and at times when we are talking she looks at me when talking about sex. Any ideas on how I can determine if a fling is in the works for us:P
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