Age Play I saw a hot video, supposedly mother & daughter. Daughter started sucking mom's tit, while mom asked her if she liked being mommy's little girl again. The girl responds, "Yes I like being mommy's little girl." It was so, so hot.
Younger Women 4 Older Men 3 years ago, my 21 year old student assistant and I had a torrid affair..i was in my early 50s. The sex was just taboo and smoking hot...seeing a young mouth negotiate a thick uncut older cock is an amazing experience...the reverse cowgirl...the anal intercourse titfucking and oral sex was off the charts...shes now married but we got together a year ago...when she was in town and gave me another hellacious blowjob...what a treat!!!
Sex With Neighbors i'd love to see my neihbors in my bedroom.She bends over while feeding her dogs.Very nice ass for a teacher.She has a daughter that likes sex .She carries a very nice ass too.Now if you were me which 1 would you prefer?The lil tight ass,or the open willing?
3 Mouths On 1 Body I've been invited to a scheduled GANG-BANG coming up soon. I do hope to get to share the spotlight with the hosting couple. If this works out as I hope it will, I'l have a story to post here. WISH ME LUCK
Men That Want To Be Fucked In The Ass one more thing here,I think that folks that neverexplore their ass is crazy.Alot of people do + like it.I have a short story about this.My ex always said that her ass was for exit only.never would let me touch her there for 20 yrs.But being the insistant devil that I am,got to play with it a bit ,a lil licking,a lil penetration.She started to allow me to cum in her ass.She all of a sudden started to like it,almost as much as pussy to dick sex.Now I'm blessed with a lady that is old enuff to say yes to anal sex.it's the best treat that I have had in many years of trying.Now i want to experience it also,anyone close by that wants my virgin ass?
Erotica We LOVE to read about first time same sex stories with LOTS of details so we can imagine being there or having it happen to us. We both like male male stories and girl girl stories so feel free to send us your TRUE story...
Haunted Houses Let me tell you why this topic pisses me off. I own a supposed haunted house. I have many stories of people who lived here, visited here and it's all over town. The local newspaper wanted to do a story. I said no. I have had numerous people who have had some sort of experience. I have lived here 24 yrs and not a one. I actually went through the house and barn pleading with them to connect No luck. I hope they do though. I wouldn't tell anyone anyway. not with out proof.
Hung Men MMMMMMM I LUV PLAYIN WIT A HUNG MAN
LAST WKED ME ND MY MAN WERE IN VEGAS WE MET THIS OLDER GUY AT DA POOL HE WAS LIKE 55 BUT SEXXY MMMMMMM WHAT A BODY ) WELL NX THINK U KNO WE WERE TALKIN BOUT SEX ND THAT HE HAD A 10" COCK SO I STARTED TO FEEL IT UNDER DA WATER MMMMM IT WAS SOOOO BIG !! MK A LONG STORY SHORT WE WENT BACK TO OUR ROOM ND WE BOTH PLAYED WIT THAT HUNG MAN ALL NITE EVEN MADE MY MAN SUCK HIM AS I PLAYED WIT MYSELF >>>>>
Family I spent a summer in college in Texas with my uncle... had a ton of sex with both he and his 2nd wife all summer, also my younger cousin. I don't regret any of it, I loved it, Still se my cousin once or twice a year...
To our friends. My girlfriend of 5 years in this profile passed away Friday June 19th from a sudden unexpected heart attack at 43 years old. She just fell dead in our kitchen early one morning. She was not sick and no history of heart problems. She did have some minor chest pain 1-3 days prior that she thought was gas pain. She also had chronic high BP that she was taking medications for. We're very shocked and sad. She has a 18yo daughter and 15yo son at home from her past marriage. We also have a very sweet, beautiful 2.5yo girl together. All living at home.The teenagers lost their father to cancer in 2006. They are still living with me. They never did much to help around the home but I want to look after them out of respect for my past girl. Maybe they will improve. I want to see them graduate high school. The boy may get an academic scholarship to college. I hope to give him some electronics training at my business when he's not in school. She was a wonderful person and a wonderful mother. She's going to be missed so much. She told all of her friends and family our last 5 years together were the happiest time of her life. We loved each other very much and had a great relationship.
The morning she died she had me come to bed and rub her chest around 12:30am for a while thinking she had gas pain. A little later she said she couldn't sleep and was going to get up for awhile. I hugged her, kissed her and told her I loved her and she said "I love you to". That was the last thing we ever said to each other. Her 18yo daughter woke me up around 4:30am saying mama's fell down and I don't think she's breathing. On the phone with the 911 operator I started CPR. Later we found that she had been laying there for a while. She was sitting at the kitchen table with her phone in front of her untouched. It looked like she stood up and fell face first in the floor and that's how we found her. The paramedics came in minutes and took her to the emergency room. They tried to revive her but it was all too late. She smoked and had a terrible diet her whole life. I'm pretty sure that's what caused this. The autopsy stated it was caused by a combination of High BP and heart disease. She ate a lot of hotdogs, bologna, frozen mac and cheese dinners, greasy fast food, canned chili and pizza. She drank around 10 Mt Dew's a day. She had not drank alcohol in the past four years. She never ate lean meat, fruits, vegetables or drank water. These are the four main things people are supposed to eat for a healthy diet. I pleaded with her about twice a year to quit smoking, do some cardio exercise like fast walking with me and eat better but she never would. Her sister told me she ate like that her whole life.
I'll start dating again when whenever I decide to meet someone. She would certainly want me to continue with our lifestyle. There were a lot of girls we were talking with but we had not made plans to meet anyone lately. We had a few dates over the 5 years we were together. We had a lot of fun on our our dates. A few of the dates were intimate. It's difficult to meet girls for this that are in a position in life to move. Many of the girls we have talked with that are interested in a poly relationship and having children are around 18-25 years old. Seems too young but they seem to be the best match because they are in a position in life where they want to meet someone, move, start a life with them, go to college, start a career and make a family. Many women over 30 already have children, don't want more, have jobs and family in another area and are not in a position in life to make that big of a change.
I'm a very kind, loving and affectionate person. I own a small retail electronics business I started myself in 1995. I have two electronics degrees. I'm creative with music but have not played much in recent years. I play Guitar, mandolin and drums. I have been told by some instructors in college that I should get into creative writing but I never have. I mostly stay home with the family. When I travel I like to go to warm beaches. I like visiting ancient and historical sites. I like to watch TV at home. Lot's of different stuff. Science, discovery, history, cartoons and kids stuff, comedy, movies and more. I don't smoke, rarely drink, maybe a few drinks with dinner a few times a year. I want at least one more child, maybe two, maybe more.
I like someone interesting, family oriented. My girl and I only raised our voice to each other one time about 4 years ago. I certainly don't want anyone volatile. I want someone established or someone that wants to do something with their life. Not looking for promiscuous party girls. Nothing wrong with that but it's not a fit for me at this point in my life. Some who will exercise a little with me, at least walk or jog some and eat reasonably healthy. I'll try new things including a diet, exercise plan or other things. I'm non religious. I like a girl who can be my best friend and I like to spend my time with my girl and family.
Below is a card my previous girl got me. She always found wonderful cards. This is my favorite.
Lucky to be in lo-ve with my best friend. There is nobody that I'd rather spend time with than you. There is nobody I trust more than you. There is nobody who makes me laugh as easily and as often as you do. I've heard it said that the best kind of love happens when friendship catches fire. I think that's what happened to me. I fell "in like" with you right away. and then one day I realized an, easy comfortable "like" had grown into a deep dazzling "lo-ve". Now I go to bed with my amazing lover and wake up with my wonderful friend.
I have to be honest I am involved with a woman and she doesn't know I am still bi.
I told her about my bi teen experiences when I started at 12 and she started to freak, so I ended the story with "and I never touched another guy", so she was ok with that.
But I am bi and still desire both men and women,
If cheaters are not your thing,
I understand. I wish things were different.
I am a Bi male have swung with couples and had some MM sex during H.S., but now "mostly" only bi with couples. I am versatile and like the other guy to be versatile also, and love any thing the lady might want to do except pain.
NO MARRIED MEN CHEATING ON THEIR WIVES!
is carrying a few extra pounds from after having a kidney/pancreas transplant. Also right after that transplant lost both legs below the knee yet still getting all over the place just fine. Has short blondish hair. He has a pretty hairy chest. Very polite, not pushy. Likes to tend to others needs. He is more of a bottom type. Likes various conversations and enjoys people. I know the leg issue runs folks off. If you are really that shallow of a person to be that way she especially would have no interest in you no matter what you had to offer. People all too often say they are open minded. Do not lie to yourself. Physical changes can happen to anyone at anytime. It takes a real person to know how to deal with things that life throws out and to be able to stay positive and to never give up.
She's average built with reddish/brown hair which goes just too her shoulders. Got a little bit of belly going on from having three kids and has been trying to work on it Beautiful big nipples too! conversation and joking around. She is smart and very friendly.
We are just very real people with nothing to hide. We are far from the "Ken and Barbie" type. Never have been and never will be. We both are very honest, trustworthy and not judgmental. We both have a great sense of humor and love to laugh and enjoy life. We are both D&D free. We are also clean. Have 3 kids around here and often some of their friends. We need to get away some days.........
She's recently widowed after a 15 year marriage and I am recently divorced after an 8 year marriage and 10 year relationship. She is born and raised in this area and I am originally from the burbs of Detroit. Been together since May of 2007.
Good Lawyer vs. Bad Lawyer
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
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The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"
A family sits at the dinner table. The son ask his Father, "How many kinds of are there?" The Father replies "Three kinds son"
In their 20's they are like melons, nice and firm.
In their 30's and 40's they are like pears, still nice but hang a bit.
In their 50's they are like onions, when you see them, they make you cry.
This infuriated the Mother and daughter, so the daughter ask, "Mum, how many different kinds of s are there?" The Mother smiles and says, "Three kinds dear, like trees."
In their 20's they are like the oak, mighty and hard.
In their 30's and 40's they are like birch, flexible but reliable.
In their 50's they are like a Christmas tree, dead from the roots up and the balls are for decoration!
This one is old and been around awhile.....but still funny!
A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable
fidelity practices... suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the
mans pecker... and angrily the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the
Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a fella with his 10 year old
daughter chatting away beside him... all of the sudden, the
pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off... surprised, the
daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"...
Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age,
the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey"...
The daughter gets a confused look on her face and after a minute, she
says... "sure had a big dick !!!"
I hope those who read this wont think of me as a total loser. I just hope to in some way get some advice or help so I can move on with my life.
My problem started after I left Job Corps and was playing Football for awhile and my father calls me and says that he needs me back home badly because the family is in a horrible financial situation. I at the time was barely making it on my own agreed to come home for a short period of time. What I didn't realise was that my father didn't cancel the social security payments I was getting when I was a kid ( and honestly I never understood why I was getting that in the first place ) and needed me home to keep them. To make a long story short.....I'm traped here now not only because I have no money to move out but I'm traped by the fact that if I leave it will leave my sister of whom my father often uses against me in guilt anytime I get pissed at him and treaten to leave. Most say why don't you just get a job and leave....well its not that simple and I would have done it awhile ago but one of my major problems is that my father knows he has me in between a rock and a hard place. I have no way to leave and no where to go and no one to really rely on for help do to us moving abit since I was suckered into coming back home. I am 28 now and fearing I will be an old man if I dont find some way out. My father is not the most mentally stable person in the world and me seeking help of anykind he seems to be against so thats why I'm here. I hope in some way I can find some advice or at the very least a caring ear willing to listen to the "entire story" consitering this is just a nutshell version of it if you can believe that.
This fellow comes to confession. "Father," he said, "forgive me for I have sinned."
The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?"
"I lusted," the fellow replied.
"Tell me about it,"
The fellow then related his story. "Father, I am a deliveryman for UPS. Yesterday I was making
a delivery in the affluent section of the city. When I rang the bell, the door opened and there
stood the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She had long blonde hair and eyes like emeralds.
She was dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her perfect figure. And, she asked if I would
like to come in."
"And, what did you do, my son?" asked the priest.
"Father, I did not go in the house but I lusted. Oh, how I lusted," replied the man.
"Your sin has been forgiven," replied the priest. "You will get your reward in heaven, my son."
"A reward, father? What do you think my reward might be?" the fellow asked.
The priest replied, "I think a bale of hay would be appropriate, you jackass."
Let's see....what would I do if my daughter's boyfriend hit on me....
That's easy, I smack him in the F'n head, hard, throw him the hell out of my house, and tell my daughter! You know, what any sane and actually caring father would do! You have to be a real piece of work to even consider this, and that goes for both the OP and anyone answering him in anything but the extreme negative!
Anyway, why is everyone even believing that this is real?? This is one of those Penthouse Letters fantasy things if I ever heard one.
Interesting subject and tremendous responses. A subject which should be aired now and then...but I can certainly understand the frustration, I recently asked a 60 year old woman to dinner....that's all DINNER...and was refused because, she couldn't date anyone old enough to be her father....DUH...Don't know where her head is, but IF I were her father, I wouldn't be asking her out....there are some who are just plain prejudiced, some who are just plain ignorant, some who are just plain stupid, but thankfully the majority of folks on here are RESPONSIBLE...which ultimately is the most important part of this lifestyle.....
While cleaning little Billy's room, his mother found several S&M magazines under his mattress. In shock, she called for his father to see what she had found. She said " Look at all these dirty magazines." As his father flipped through the S&M magazines, the mother was pacing with her head in her hands. She said "What should we do about this?" The father raising his eyes from the S&M magazines replied " For God's sakes, Dont Spank Him!"
Just want to tell all you horny folks out there that I hope y'all have a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year 2003! I hope this holiday season will be a great one for every one of you & I also hope you all get everything you want for Christmas. For New Year's(Eve), don't drink & drive ! You can have fun & enjoy yourself but *please* if you're gonna drink, make sure you have a person(who doesn't drink)drive you home safely & don't insist on wanting to drive, even if you might think you're OK. My brother landed in jail cause of that around the tail end of this last October & then my father too, just right before Thanksgiving came, all because of an alcoholic-related issue. So, don't be making the same mistakes that my father & brother did. Please, be careful ! Again, Happy Holidays !!
If he is pretty young (late teens, early 20s), I would say avoid it because he is likely to be sloppy in keeping secrets. Also the chances that your daughter and her boyfriend will not stick together. For one thing early relationships are rarely the ones that last. Two, the guy has the balls and sloppiness to hit on his girlfriend's father. He is a moron. He is just very, very lucky you swing that way and would consider doing it. He is eventually going to hit on someone who will rat him out. And again this is where youth works against you. Young love is vicious, he could likely use sex with you to hurt your daughter when they break up.
If he is older, then let your conscious be your guide.
OH My Kitty! Those days have to end! I remember the days when some parents wouldn't let me date their daughter because of my last name.
Thank your daughters for me! In a few years from now, I will certainly appreciate someone holding the door open for me as my father taught me to do so for others.. regardless of race!
An Italian girl with a heart condition takes her fiance home to have dinner with he parents. As they finish the meal the father says; "Since you are planning to marry my daughter, I must tell you that she has acute angina." The young man smiles and says; " Yes! And she's got nice tits too!"
This story was related to me by my daughter-in-law. I thought it was worth sharing.
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THE MAMA TEST
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?” my daughter asked. “Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,” I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.” I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.” We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. “Oh.....I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.” “Exactly,” I replied with a big smile on my face.
The young man sat with his father and explained to him " Dad you dont understand Im worried about my wedding night. I have never been with a woman before. What do I do?"
His father replied "Dont worry son, just make sure your honeymoon suite has an adjoining room, then if you have any problems I will whisper through the door."
After the couple got into the room, the groom explained he was going to take a shower and freshen up. The bride realized she had to take a hellatious shit. She didnt want to go in the bathroom because that stink up the bathroom and would be embarrasing. So she finds a shoebox and takes a shit in it and puts the lid on it. Then she sets it on the floor and figures she will throw it away the next morning. After the groom comes out of the shower all he sees is his new wife laying on the bed naked. Excitedly he rushes into the bedroom and wouldnt you know it he steps right in the box of shit and yells " Oh my God theres shit in the box!!!" His father opens the door and yells "Turn her over son, turn her over!"
Daniel2004 Hello, how are the two u doing? Well I am doing good lots of studying and typing. I am in my last year of college. I am 28 year old male. I was married for 5 years but I lost her to cancer at the age of 24. I am bisexual and looking for a couple to become intimate with and long term friendship. I love your web site and I feel that u have done a wonderful in helping pursue their sexual interest. Also, I wanted to tell the two of that both of u are sexy and u make a good looking couple. Thank u for the welcoming letter.