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Age Play
I'm in Utah and would love to find an older guy to have some fun father/daughter role playing with.
Age Play
I saw a hot video, supposedly mother & daughter. Daughter started sucking mom's tit, while mom asked her if she liked being mommy's little girl again. The girl responds, "Yes I like being mommy's little girl." It was so, so hot.
Sex With Daughter-in-law
I want to have sex with my daughter in law so bad, i think she might.
Sex With Neighbors
i'd love to see my neihbors in my bedroom.She bends over while feeding her dogs.Very nice ass for a teacher.She has a daughter that likes sex .She carries a very nice ass too.Now if you were me which 1 would you prefer?The lil tight ass,or the open willing?
Sex With Stepdaughter
Any 18 to 21 Yr"s Old"s Step-Daughter"s Out There and In Philly PA and Need A Step - Dad ? Do Say Back Any Time You Want and Need To Be LOVED ...(^_^(?...
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What is the ? here? Everyone loves foreplay,that involves kissing,caressing,sucking,pett ing,talking.And eventually givng oral sex,giving and recieving.I mean if don't you don't like sucking a dick or eating pussy,or even both,why are we here?I'm just asking if all one has is a big cock and is limited to fucking only,or that a lady only wants to fuck,whats missing?Oral is the best,forever my forte,it leads to some heavy fucking with some real fucking,not just there with mr. macky
One Guy With Three Or More Dicks In
these pic's are fucking HOT!!! OMG. i've had 3 guys at one time but it was with my gf. It was hot but she hogged all the fucking and left me with the blowjobs... poor me right!!!lol
Bisexual Bottoms
Sweet FUCKING - Yes, And I am a Very Happy Bisexual Bare Backing Bottom Boy ---> 4 Both of the SEX"s and I Will Top 4 You "s Who are VERY Straight ---> But I am Very Much a 100 % Bisexual Bottom --->And Sweet Yes, I Do LOVE For My VERY Hot and True Bisexual "s Who Do Get Off as Much Me With A VERY Thick and Big Strap-On - as I Do Get When I am FUCKING Them With My VERY Rock Hard COCK ---> So If You Are Interested ? ---> Do Say
Men Fucking Men With Women Participating
I'm looking forward to a for real, all orgy with a group of some of my favorite kinky friends where hopefully no one will miss a trick. Men fucking men, women fucking women and every combination there of! Soon! & Very Soon, I'm going to experience it all, soon & very soon I'm going to . . . . . . . . .
Transexuals Fucking Men
FUCKING YES, I Will Do Guy's With Very Big and Thick 's and I Will Do Fe's Who Do Enjoy Putting There Strap-On's - on For There Horny Bottom Boy's Like Me and To Put Them Both ToGether Into One Body ? ( SHEMALE'S ) Are Very FUCKING Hot and I'll Suck and Get FUCKED ALL DAY AND NIGHT bY 1 OR IN A gROUP OF sHEMALE'S - MMmm yES ?
Black Couples Dominating White Men
Having been lucky enough to experience many different fantasies, one that remains is to be owned by either a black male/female cple or a male/male cpl. Like many people I've come to realize share my desire for black cock and pussy. I sooo want to be a house bitch to either scanerio. Fuck me perform oral constantly, dress for them, clean their house in ourfits, get slapped around, totally fucking used like a fucking sub bitch that I am. If you are black, and a cpl, and love the idea of having a white bitch to use, and ur in the NYC area, look me up... I'm fucking ready!
Bisexual Men Getting Fucked
one guy fucking my mouth and another fucking me in the ass....while ours wives watch. Then they start switching, going ass to mouth on me.
Boytoys For Couples
Sweet FUCKING Yes, I am Just LOOKING To Be With One oF 3 Fuck Buddy"s ---> in and For One Of Any Of The 3 Group"s Of The ual Life Style"s - on on Me - and on - and on Me and Sweet FUCKING Yes A She and a Lady-Boy on Me and very Yes ( ALL ) Of Them On Me at One Time ---> Sweet Very Sweet Yes I am Up 4 That ? ? ?
Analingus
i fucking love blowing a big cock choking on it then having the guy move me under him to suck his asshole and he lays his cock and balls on my face. its so fucking nasty.. and i love it
Doggy Style
Oh Yes, Getting very FUCKED This Way is Just The Best Way to Get Fucked ---> Why You"s Say ? Well, 3 On 1 Work"s 4 Me ...(^_^(>... Me Being The One That All 3 Are CUM-ING ( ALL ) Over, Think On This, 1 Guy Is Me Very Fast and Hard Doggie-Style as Guy # 2 is Getting Suck On By Me and The # 3 Guy Is Sucking On Me, Mmm FUCKING - Yes, Interested Write Back and Ask To Meet Some Time ? ? ?
Snowballing
damn y'all this is making my cock fucking ROCK HARD!!!

Who knew such a nasty thing could be so fucking erotic.

I have enjoyed sucking cock that has fucked pussy...now I wanna "snowball" and kiss afterwards.

wow
Men Eating Other Mens Cum From Their Wifes Pussy
I love to lay under her in a 69 postion licking her, while her black male friend enters her from the rear, he will alternate from fucking her hot pussy to fucking my wet mouth, while he is fucking her, I will lick her clit, his shaft and balls, and then he will fill my mouth with his cock, fucking it like a pussy, then pull out and returning to her hot wet wanting pussy, till he is ready to shoot, then he will pull out of her and shot the first load on her pussy lips, clit and my face, then shove it back in her to fill her hot pussy full of come, pumping his last sqirits to juice into her, then pull out and rub his wet cock all over my face and mouth letting me lick him clean, and she will sit up on my face and allow me to lick her clean while his juices flow from her swollen opening down her lips to my wanting lips. We do this often and it is one of my favorate ways to lick her clean.
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Profiles:

sexy cpl wild crazy anything goes when we are fucking deep big toys anal
6'2, 240lb love to suck and swallow cum , need a good fucking .I am married and only looking for same sex hookups. It has been a long while since I endulged and in dire need of male companionship .
Average looks, average body, small - medium endowment. Shaved. I am educated have daughter love people who love to enjoy life and enjoy things that feel good.
to suck cocks and love to eat pussy. By that, I mean that I am bisexual and it is the right of any individual to be that way. I am not gay, but enjoy some behaviors that some would consider "gay". Note that I thoroughly enjoy licking the kitty which to me ranks equal to fucking. Then again, I enjoy gaging on a thick cock. We are all the same yet we are all different.
We are a young couple, with a daughter. We try to be and teach open mindedness, about the world. Jeremy is very quick learner, and can pretty much do anything. He is Nicki's jack-of-all-trades. Nicki is a stay at home mom, going to college online. She keeps all finances in check, keeps appointments on schedule, and keeps dinner on time. We try to be open to anything. Jeremy has a few more specific preferences when it comes to what he wants and doesn't want, but he tries his best to keep an open mind. We enjoy spending time together as a family, and also time with each other. We believe that everyone deserves their hearts desire and if we can be opened and honest with one another (not only in accepting what the other like/dislikes, but also by experimenting with the likes), then our true desires can become a reality.
6'0'' 165lbs 8.5in cut nice looking fellow. I consider myself a gentleman who likes to give as well as receive. I'm not much for the ruff stuff, I prefer to enjoy encounters that allow for sensuality and tenderness to prevail over athleticism and selfishness. Now, if the erotic energy is flowing, there is nothing wrong with going at it with excitement and gusto, but If you are looking for a one dimensional fucking machine, you should pass me by. I like to have sexy fun...I'm not about degrading others, nor should there be any name calling or racist comments when I play. Respect is a two way street. if you feel the same way, then we should meet ~
To our friends. My girlfriend of 5 years in this profile passed away Friday June 19th from a sudden unexpected heart attack at 43 years old. She just fell dead in our kitchen early one morning. She was not sick and no history of heart problems. She did have some minor chest pain 1-3 days prior that she thought was gas pain. She also had chronic high BP that she was taking medications for. We're very shocked and sad. She has a 18yo daughter and 15yo son at home from her past marriage. We also have a very sweet, beautiful 2.5yo girl together. All living at home.The teenagers lost their father to cancer in 2006. They are still living with me. They never did much to help around the home but I want to look after them out of respect for my past girl. Maybe they will improve. I want to see them graduate high school. The boy may get an academic scholarship to college. I hope to give him some electronics training at my business when he's not in school. She was a wonderful person and a wonderful mother. She's going to be missed so much. She told all of her friends and family our last 5 years together were the happiest time of her life. We loved each other very much and had a great relationship. The morning she died she had me come to bed and rub her chest around 12:30am for a while thinking she had gas pain. A little later she said she couldn't sleep and was going to get up for awhile. I hugged her, kissed her and told her I loved her and she said "I love you to". That was the last thing we ever said to each other. Her 18yo daughter woke me up around 4:30am saying mama's fell down and I don't think she's breathing. On the phone with the 911 operator I started CPR. Later we found that she had been laying there for a while. She was sitting at the kitchen table with her phone in front of her untouched. It looked like she stood up and fell face first in the floor and that's how we found her. The paramedics came in minutes and took her to the emergency room. They tried to revive her but it was all too late. She smoked and had a terrible diet her whole life. I'm pretty sure that's what caused this. The autopsy stated it was caused by a combination of High BP and heart disease. She ate a lot of hotdogs, bologna, frozen mac and cheese dinners, greasy fast food, canned chili and pizza. She drank around 10 Mt Dew's a day. She had not drank alcohol in the past four years. She never ate lean meat, fruits, vegetables or drank water. These are the four main things people are supposed to eat for a healthy diet. I pleaded with her about twice a year to quit smoking, do some cardio exercise like fast walking with me and eat better but she never would. Her sister told me she ate like that her whole life. I'll start dating again when whenever I decide to meet someone. She would certainly want me to continue with our lifestyle. There were a lot of girls we were talking with but we had not made plans to meet anyone lately. We had a few dates over the 5 years we were together. We had a lot of fun on our our dates. A few of the dates were intimate. It's difficult to meet girls for this that are in a position in life to move. Many of the girls we have talked with that are interested in a poly relationship and having children are around 18-25 years old. Seems too young but they seem to be the best match because they are in a position in life where they want to meet someone, move, start a life with them, go to college, start a career and make a family. Many women over 30 already have children, don't want more, have jobs and family in another area and are not in a position in life to make that big of a change. I'm a very kind, loving and affectionate person. I own a small retail electronics business I started myself in 1995. I have two electronics degrees. I'm creative with music but have not played much in recent years. I play Guitar, mandolin and drums. I have been told by some instructors in college that I should get into creative writing but I never have. I mostly stay home with the family. When I travel I like to go to warm beaches. I like visiting ancient and historical sites. I like to watch TV at home. Lot's of different stuff. Science, discovery, history, cartoons and kids stuff, comedy, movies and more. I don't smoke, rarely drink, maybe a few drinks with dinner a few times a year. I want at least one more child, maybe two, maybe more. I like someone interesting, family oriented. My girl and I only raised our voice to each other one time about 4 years ago. I certainly don't want anyone volatile. I want someone established or someone that wants to do something with their life. Not looking for promiscuous party girls. Nothing wrong with that but it's not a fit for me at this point in my life. Some who will exercise a little with me, at least walk or jog some and eat reasonably healthy. I'll try new things including a diet, exercise plan or other things. I'm non religious. I like a girl who can be my best friend and I like to spend my time with my girl and family. Below is a card my previous girl got me. She always found wonderful cards. This is my favorite. Lucky to be in lo-ve with my best friend. There is nobody that I'd rather spend time with than you. There is nobody I trust more than you. There is nobody who makes me laugh as easily and as often as you do. I've heard it said that the best kind of love happens when friendship catches fire. I think that's what happened to me. I fell "in like" with you right away. and then one day I realized an, easy comfortable "like" had grown into a deep dazzling "lo-ve". Now I go to bed with my amazing lover and wake up with my wonderful friend.
Im 6ft, 200, brown hair, hazel eyes, 6 inch hard cock! to completely satisfy a woman (love to eat pussy). Looking for fuck buddie(s) MMF/MFF, cyber/phone sex! Not looking for relationship, just discrete sex. Im considered attractive by women. Because I want to be discrete, I can only send pic upon request.... MEN: If you really like sucking and fucking hard cock and need to suck and fuck hard cock, fell freee to contact me! I love to be serviced by others
Adventurous, retired man with a sense of humor and lots of creativity. 61, 5' 9", 150, grey, above average, cut; vasectomy; hairy chest, legs and butt (as much as a 61 year old man can have a butt). HAPPILY Married grandfather. Wife knows but does not participate. We have no secrets, so I am not sneaking with this - and won't! I write this from a perspective that it is MTM, but I am not certain I would be comfortable without a woman being present - so please keep that in mind! My wife will use a strapon on me on occassion but having been a "pitcher" for 45 years I want to know what "catching" is all about with a live person! Have recently, with her assistance (no pun intended), started to explore the immense pleasure organ we men have that gets so sexually neglected - the prostate. I doubt that there is anything unique about my "desires", as over the years I have been honest enough to express these interests to other men and at least talk about them! I am honestly bisexual, as much as many gay men I have met over the years do not seem to be able to believe. I get totally different things from each sex. My conceptual turn on is to be "sexually used" by a man who can fuck me the way I have been fucking men and women for the last 40 years, and do it thoroughly. I love to make my lover moan, groan and grunt. I do not know of anything more erotic than making a hot hole gape wide open and watch my seed cum out of it - playing and sometimes eating it! I would especially like to eat cum out a woman while my ass is being used. I am not fem in any way. I am not muscular but am in pretty decent shape. I am attracted to the idea of a thickly hung (uncut - in the ideal world) man who knows what he is doing - who likes to kiss, play with and have his nipples played with - hug and like to make intense "love". I want to get so caught up in the action that I forget that we are men. But, for him to use me for his pleasure knowing that I am enjoying being used and getting off by the fact that this m/m sex is elicit for me as my lover is temporarily making me his pleasure bitch while his lady participates on whatever levels she chooses. In my fantasy I get fucked so well/completely that I cum without my cock being touched - that the sheer pounding of my ass and prostate massage is enough to milk my load out of me involuntarily. I want to be made love to - rimmed, fingered, toys in my ass, sucking my cock until he needs (and I need for him) to be deep inside me. I want my manpussy to Know it was used - to have the sense that I have at least temporarily satiated him. My turn ons, but not limited to, in no special order are: Intellectual conversation Red Heads Red Heads Van Patten, Harrison Ford, George Clooney and Anderson Cooper, A little extra around the waist but not a "tire" is sexy Did I mention Red Heads? Uncut cock (only seen & touched one in my life) HWP mature men (Over 45) mature man HWP mature women (Over 45) mature woman - small breasted Men in Suit and Tie/Women in Business attire Creampie and eating creampie Being with a bisexual couple Cum (don't know what the fascination is) a just used hole Nipple play ing Eating cum out of a hole I have just "used" I think getting fucked. beating off to movies of men on their stomachs or doggy being plowed Did I mention Red Heads?
38yo bisexual male. Well I'm open to a lot and interested in a lot. I would love to experience more of my submissive side, find an attractive and well hung man to make me his cum slut to fuck me, just make sure he's happy and taken care off. Another is a few woman with strap-ons. I also like black men and woman and would love to even try a gang bang. I would really enjoy being with a bi couple and enjoy sucking a cock off together with a woman, eating her out while she's getting fucked, and DP her. And of course good fun kinky sexy with a woman, from eating her out to fucking her in the ass and everything in between. Not really into Piss, Scat, extreme pain or torture, and of course NO KIDS!
Im 5.10 187..blond blue eyes .my husband is 6ft 220pnds.blond blue eyes.we been married 19 yrs. we are definitely a unique couple .. Lance is a type of person that will help anybody out. a little shy at first but once he gets to know you he opens up like a book. he is a jokester.his heart is more than he can handle. he is wonderful father, friend, husband and lover.. he lovs to read books. he is an awesome fisherman. and cooking he is so good at everyone loves his food. he expescially loves listening to his music.rock metal.shannon is more shy but when with the right people she is so much fun. she to will help just about anybody she is very caring and compassionate person. she enjoys decorating planting flowers, doing arts and crafts, when not at work she's busy running the kids around to their games and after school activities. she is definitely a Supermom.. things we like to do together we love going to Six Flags Great America we have we go all long. we just recently got 2 puppies and they take a lot of our time there like having two kids they have been an awesome addition to our family.. nice evening to us is watching a good movie and cuddling in bed. were not big drinkers but we do like to enjoy a drink when the mood is right. bars aren't really are saying but we do like to play pool will go to the bar to play pool maybe a couple drinks but we dont hang in the bars..we try to live life ad if today is our last cause it just might be.................
Hi we are a Bi ual Couple just looking around to see what me may find. We are into anything but Scat, Watersports, or extreme pain. Unless your really hot and young looking for your age, she isn't interested in anyone who is old enough to be her parent. We both tend to lean more towards being submissive. WE ONLY PLAY TOGETHER, so please don't ask us to play with you alone. While we are both bi, It isn't a requirement that all/any of the people we play with are. There doesn't have to be any bi activity at all. Were fine with any of the following A. Another bi guy who is a top and will treat us both like his sluts. B. A Strait guy who just wants to help treat her like a slut. Granted there is a better chance if your not so homophobic that DP is to much male contact. Even better yet if you don't mind him eating her out while you fuck her. C. A bi female for both of us to play with. D. A bi female/strait man or strait couple, where as the same bonus points in selection for a strait male would apply. E. A fully bi couple like us where its just a big wet slippery mess of fucking. F. A lesbian chick that doesn't mind him just sitting back and watching the fun. Those are not in any particular order, We cant specify an order as it would change depending on our mood.
We The Bisexual Pure Pleasures of Both es. a lot. To us theres no such thing as an ugley woman or Man we respect you as a person. SEX is now, Friendships are built over time. Our main desire is for you to enjoy the Intimate time you spend with us. Your Race, Size, .Tits or (Hairy or Shave) is not an issue with us. There is Nothing Hotter or ier than a BBW and a Hairy . The pleasue shared between us will always be our main desire. We will FUCK on very First Meeting and why not as we love sex, and sucking cock and licking pussy is why we are here. Hubby being fucked with a Stapon or a Stiff . We prefer BareBack (for that Skin on Skin Feeling) on one big bed so what ever you touch is open to pleasure as you see fit. We can intertain or travel. We would of course like you to live close so we can share our and more often. Please dont be shy with us and if you cumm to our home please get naked as we are also Nudist and love being Naked. Hubby is Bi with absolutely no hangups loves to suck cock and lick pussy. Hubby's Nipples are Pierced and wears nipple chains and dangles very sexy. We Also Have a Fantasy..A Bi and Diane to check into a hotel fuck each other silly then invite me up to enjoy both of you. We Promise to Answer All Emails which is . So What Are You Waiting On Cumm Get Naked & Fuck Us?
It's been a while since I've had the chance to update my profile. I'm not looking for anything serious. I'm into sex for the fun and the natural high that goes with it. If this part is a little to blunt for you, move on. I won't answer anyone without photos. I don't need to see your face here, but I do want to see you tits, your cock, your pussy or ass. Age isn't all that important, but honestly I like it at least as young as me, or younger as long as you are over 21. I've had plenty experiance and enjoy who I am and what I do. I perfer women, but a nice hard cock is just plain fun. Group sex is the best, I'm a voyeurist and love to watch people fuck and have fun getting off. I find it is as erotic to watch a man cum as I do a woman, especially if the cum is running down his hand or mine. Masturbation and mutual masturbation while teasing makes me all jizzy. I'm not into pain, humiliation or drugs, don't even ask. I love nudity and touching. A clean, heathy body is a must. You don't have to be Barbie or Ken, most of us aren't, and I'm not cumming over to do a marble statue of you body anyway. I don't smoke and I don't care if you do, just don't leave ashes on my cock. I only drink when I'm in mood, but I don't mind at all if you do. Again just don't be a sloppy drunk. I can travel within reason, but I'm not into driving a gazillion miles to get some ass, been there done that. With that out of the way did I mention I love sex? Not cyber-sex...... real, my dick is out for pleasure, sex. If you are into watching porn or looking at pictures of people fucking and you want someone to share the time with, send me a message. Oh and if your one of those people who wants to have a secret sex life, you can send me a message about that too, I love secret sex. Or if your just bored and want to spice things up, I'm cool with that. I'm not trying to sound stuck up here, I just don't want to waste my time on people that can't walk the talk. I'm into pleasure and fun, I only ask that you want the same.
I'm a bi-curious professional looking for discreet friends. I'm a married guy, very happy with my relationship and my sex life with her. She is a wonderful girl and I love her greatly. But one thing is missing. I have always been attracted by cocks and balls; mine, yours and many others. I want bi friends who feel comfortable together and enjoy occasionally getting naked together, massaging, mutual masturbation, giving each other hand jobs and head. JO buddies. Cyber-sex buddies. I知 not interested in fucking a guy or being fucked by a guy. Definitely not interested in pain, piss-play, or ass play. I'm a bit shy at first. I warm up quickly to people who are relaxed. I like having intelligent, honest conversations. I enjoy being around people who are comfortable with themselves and easy going. I like having sex with folks who have many interests besides sex. I知 clean, healthy, and drug and disease free, and I want to stay that way. I知 interested in hearing what other people are interested in, trying nearly anything at least once, and I enjoy intelligent conversations. I don稚 like folks who are pushy and think that their way is the only way it can be. I知 not big on political or religious ideologues or heavily opinionated in any other way. size isn稚 a big deal to me (no pun, of course). Lengthwise I知 on the short-average size, just shy of 6 and cut. My balls are shaved and my hair trimmed. I致e enjoyed stroking guys with shorter cocks and with much longer cocks than mine. I love variety!! I prefer cut to uncut. I appreciate a nice set balls, too. I prefer folks who are athletic or average in build. I little overweight is ok (who isn't?) but grossly overweight is a turnoff for me.

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A family sits at the dinner table. The son ask his Father, "How many kinds of are there?" The Father replies "Three kinds son"
In their 20's they are like melons, nice and firm.
In their 30's and 40's they are like pears, still nice but hang a bit.
In their 50's they are like onions, when you see them, they make you cry.
This infuriated the Mother and daughter, so the daughter ask, "Mum, how many different kinds of s are there?" The Mother smiles and says, "Three kinds dear, like trees."
In their 20's they are like the oak, mighty and hard.
In their 30's and 40's they are like birch, flexible but reliable.
In their 50's they are like a Christmas tree, dead from the roots up and the balls are for decoration!
Let's see....what would I do if my daughter's boyfriend hit on me....

That's easy, I smack him in the F'n head, hard, throw him the hell out of my house, and tell my daughter! You know, what any sane and actually caring father would do! You have to be a real piece of work to even consider this, and that goes for both the OP and anyone answering him in anything but the extreme negative!

Anyway, why is everyone even believing that this is real?? This is one of those Penthouse Letters fantasy things if I ever heard one.
This one is old and been around awhile.....but still funny!

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable
fidelity practices... suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the
mans pecker... and angrily the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the
car...
Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a fella with his 10 year old
daughter chatting away beside him... all of the sudden, the
pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off... surprised, the
daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"...
Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age,
the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey"...
The daughter gets a confused look on her face and after a minute, she
says... "sure had a big dick !!!"
Depends on the guys age.

If he is pretty young (late teens, early 20s), I would say avoid it because he is likely to be sloppy in keeping secrets. Also the chances that your daughter and her boyfriend will not stick together. For one thing early relationships are rarely the ones that last. Two, the guy has the balls and sloppiness to hit on his girlfriend's father. He is a moron. He is just very, very lucky you swing that way and would consider doing it. He is eventually going to hit on someone who will rat him out. And again this is where youth works against you. Young love is vicious, he could likely use sex with you to hurt your daughter when they break up.

If he is older, then let your conscious be your guide.

I personally would never do it.
OH My Kitty! Those days have to end! I remember the days when some parents wouldn't let me date their daughter because of my last name.
Thank your daughters for me! In a few years from now, I will certainly appreciate someone holding the door open for me as my father taught me to do so for others.. regardless of race!
Good Lawyer vs. Bad Lawyer
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

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Lawyer's Son
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"

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D i c k
An Italian girl with a heart condition takes her fiance home to have dinner with he parents. As they finish the meal the father says; "Since you are planning to marry my daughter, I must tell you that she has acute angina." The young man smiles and says; " Yes! And she's got nice tits too!"
A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?"

"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.

"No, under the tail," says the youngster. The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."

The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."

"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.

The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
I'd love to find an older (preferably single) guy in Utah who would be interested in a bit of role playing. Why an older guy? Well, cuz I really enjoy role playing Father/Daughter type fantasies.

Ann
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"All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid and disgusting parts." --Unknown
Thank you, Courtney & Baron, for your daughter. And thank your daughter for her service. God bless you!
This story was related to me by my daughter-in-law. I thought it was worth sharing.
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THE MAMA TEST
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 展hy? my daughter asked. 釘ecause it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs, I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 溺ama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart. I was thinking quickly. 鄭ll moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama. We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 徹h.....I get it! she beamed, 鉄o if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad. 摘xactly, I replied with a big smile on my face.

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They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"

The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Colorado."

The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years."

"No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."

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I have thought aboutthat for years had one exp with a couple once he was fucking her ass & I was under him as he was thrusting away when he became dry he would pull out & stick it in my mouth get wet and go back and continue to fuck her then after he came I had to first clean his cock with my mouth then I was aloowed to eat all of her cream pie filling while I was doing that he would be sucking me. It was great until her daughter came in one day and caught us all.she is 23 and That was That.
You're on here looking for action, and it's practically staring you in the face. With proper care and 'discretion' from the BF - your wife or daughter is still likely to run across your computer history, somebody else mentioning you or SOMETHING. You could even find out your daughter is rather kinky and want to join the BF with you - Family Affair time....
Kendra, so sorry to hear about your Daughter's Grandfather.
Our prayers are with you and your daughter to help you through a sad time.

Karen Duane and Mark

Solace may come in the happiness of our memories
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner - Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to make." "And what might that be?" asked Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's eyes.

"Well," replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, "I'm getting married!"

The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married! That's wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?"

"I'm marrying a Russet!" "A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride. "Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up. "Mother? I, too, have an announcement." "And what might that be?" encouraged Mother Potato.

Not knowing quite how to begin, the middle daughter paused, then said with conviction, "I, too, am getting married!" "You, too!" Mother Potato said with joy. "That's wonderful! Twice the good news in one evening! And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?"

"I'm marrying an Idaho!" beamed the middle daughter. "An Idaho!" said Mother Potato with joy. "Oh, an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

Once again, the room came alive with laughter and excited plan for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother? Mother Potato? Um, I, too, have an announcement to make."

"Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation. "Well," began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her eldest sister before her, "I hope this doesn't come as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!" "Really?" said Mother Potato with sincere excitement. "All of my lovely daughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, youngest Daughter?"

"I'm marrying Dan Rather!" "DAN RATHER?" Mother Potato scowled suddenly. "But he's just a common tater!"


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While cleaning little Billy's room, his mother found several S&M magazines under his mattress. In shock, she called for his father to see what she had found. She said " Look at all these dirty magazines." As his father flipped through the S&M magazines, the mother was pacing with her head in her hands. She said "What should we do about this?" The father raising his eyes from the S&M magazines replied " For God's sakes, Dont Spank Him!"

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