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Age Play
I'm in Utah and would love to find an older guy to have some fun father/daughter role playing with.
Age Play
I saw a hot video, supposedly mother & daughter. Daughter started sucking mom's tit, while mom asked her if she liked being mommy's little girl again. The girl responds, "Yes I like being mommy's little girl." It was so, so hot.
Sex With Neighbors
i'd love to see my neihbors in my bedroom.She bends over while feeding her dogs.Very nice ass for a teacher.She has a daughter that likes sex .She carries a very nice ass too.Now if you were me which 1 would you prefer?The lil tight ass,or the open willing?
Sex With Stepdaughter
Any 18 to 21 Yr"s Old"s Step-Daughter"s Out There and In Philly PA and Need A Step - Dad ? Do Say Back Any Time You Want and Need To Be LOVED ...(^_^(?...
Sex With Sister-in-law
My older bro married his wife when she was 15 and i was 12. she let me start fucking her a year later, it started one night when he was gone on the road and we were watching tv lieing on a daybed, she let me feel her up and finger her pussy under the covers, but we could'nt do any more because her little sister was there [fucked her too another story] but the next morn i got up early went to her room where she was waiting man it was so hot fucking her knowing who she was. we're still fucking off and on last time was about a year ago and its still hot.
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What is the ? here? Everyone loves foreplay,that involves kissing,caressing,sucking,pett ing,talking.And eventually givng oral sex,giving and recieving.I mean if don't you don't like sucking a dick or eating pussy,or even both,why are we here?I'm just asking if all one has is a big cock and is limited to fucking only,or that a lady only wants to fuck,whats missing?Oral is the best,forever my forte,it leads to some heavy fucking with some real fucking,not just there with mr. macky
One Guy With Three Or More Dicks In
these pic's are fucking HOT!!! OMG. i've had 3 guys at one time but it was with my gf. It was hot but she hogged all the fucking and left me with the blowjobs... poor me right!!!lol
Bisexual Bottoms
Sweet FUCKING - Yes, And I am a Very Happy Bisexual Bare Backing Bottom Boy ---> 4 Both of the SEX"s and I Will Top 4 You "s Who are VERY Straight ---> But I am Very Much a 100 % Bisexual Bottom --->And Sweet Yes, I Do LOVE For My VERY Hot and True Bisexual "s Who Do Get Off as Much Me With A VERY Thick and Big Strap-On - as I Do Get When I am FUCKING Them With My VERY Rock Hard COCK ---> So If You Are Interested ? ---> Do Say
Men Fucking Men With Women Participating
I'm looking forward to a for real, all orgy with a group of some of my favorite kinky friends where hopefully no one will miss a trick. Men fucking men, women fucking women and every combination there of! Soon! & Very Soon, I'm going to experience it all, soon & very soon I'm going to . . . . . . . . .
Transexuals Fucking Men
FUCKING YES, I Will Do Guy's With Very Big and Thick 's and I Will Do Fe's Who Do Enjoy Putting There Strap-On's - on For There Horny Bottom Boy's Like Me and To Put Them Both ToGether Into One Body ? ( SHEMALE'S ) Are Very FUCKING Hot and I'll Suck and Get FUCKED ALL DAY AND NIGHT bY 1 OR IN A gROUP OF sHEMALE'S - MMmm yES ?
Black Couples Dominating White Men
Having been lucky enough to experience many different fantasies, one that remains is to be owned by either a black male/female cple or a male/male cpl. Like many people I've come to realize share my desire for black cock and pussy. I sooo want to be a house bitch to either scanerio. Fuck me perform oral constantly, dress for them, clean their house in ourfits, get slapped around, totally fucking used like a fucking sub bitch that I am. If you are black, and a cpl, and love the idea of having a white bitch to use, and ur in the NYC area, look me up... I'm fucking ready!
Bisexual Men Getting Fucked
one guy fucking my mouth and another fucking me in the ass....while ours wives watch. Then they start switching, going ass to mouth on me.
Boytoys For Couples
Sweet FUCKING Yes, I am Just LOOKING To Be With One oF 3 Fuck Buddy"s ---> in and For One Of Any Of The 3 Group"s Of The ual Life Style"s - on on Me - and on - and on Me and Sweet FUCKING Yes A She and a Lady-Boy on Me and very Yes ( ALL ) Of Them On Me at One Time ---> Sweet Very Sweet Yes I am Up 4 That ? ? ?
Men Fucking Men While Women Watch
This type of sex is still a fantasy for me yet. But exactly what I put in my intro. I want to be turned out by a bi couple to where the man starts fucking me like a girl. Real hard so I am moaning and the woman is into it and playing with herself and encouraging him to fuck me harder. Then she puts her pussy in my face and I eat her out while her man is fucking me. my biggest fantasy about bisex
Analingus
i fucking love blowing a big cock choking on it then having the guy move me under him to suck his asshole and he lays his cock and balls on my face. its so fucking nasty.. and i love it
Doggy Style
Oh Yes, Getting very FUCKED This Way is Just The Best Way to Get Fucked ---> Why You"s Say ? Well, 3 On 1 Work"s 4 Me ...(^_^(>... Me Being The One That All 3 Are CUM-ING ( ALL ) Over, Think On This, 1 Guy Is Me Very Fast and Hard Doggie-Style as Guy # 2 is Getting Suck On By Me and The # 3 Guy Is Sucking On Me, Mmm FUCKING - Yes, Interested Write Back and Ask To Meet Some Time ? ? ?
Men Eating Other Mens Cum From Their Wifes Pussy
I love to lay under her in a 69 postion licking her, while her black male friend enters her from the rear, he will alternate from fucking her hot pussy to fucking my wet mouth, while he is fucking her, I will lick her clit, his shaft and balls, and then he will fill my mouth with his cock, fucking it like a pussy, then pull out and returning to her hot wet wanting pussy, till he is ready to shoot, then he will pull out of her and shot the first load on her pussy lips, clit and my face, then shove it back in her to fill her hot pussy full of come, pumping his last sqirits to juice into her, then pull out and rub his wet cock all over my face and mouth letting me lick him clean, and she will sit up on my face and allow me to lick her clean while his juices flow from her swollen opening down her lips to my wanting lips. We do this often and it is one of my favorate ways to lick her clean.
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Profiles:

Still in good health and looks who loves to have fun and trying new things. Retired and divorced dad of one grown and married daughter and one grandson. Very easy to get along with, happy gent.
sexy cpl wild crazy anything goes when we are fucking deep big toys anal
Average looks, average body, small - medium endowment. Shaved. I am educated have daughter love people who love to enjoy life and enjoy things that feel good.
i am 5' 10" 190 lbs smooth about 6" uncut love kissing sucking nipple play and fucking
I enjoy the outdoors very much, one of my favorite things to do is geocaching, it gives me a chance to enjoy new outdoor places. I am a bit of a movie buff, don't go to the movies on regular basis though, but try to go to the really interesting ones. Otherwise I just wait for it on dvd. My kids are another big thing in my life. They live mostly with me right now. I have a 17 year old daughter and a 13 year old son. I enjoy working out at the gym, or play soccer, I also enjoy biking and hiking, or just going on a nice walk. I love to read, go to the beach. I would like to go to the ocean in the near future.
to suck cocks and love to eat pussy. By that, I mean that I am bisexual and it is the right of any individual to be that way. I am not gay, but enjoy some behaviors that some would consider "gay". Note that I thoroughly enjoy licking the kitty which to me ranks equal to fucking. Then again, I enjoy gaging on a thick cock. We are all the same yet we are all different.
6'0'' 165lbs 8.5in cut nice looking fellow. I consider myself a gentleman who likes to give as well as receive. I'm not much for the ruff stuff, I prefer to enjoy encounters that allow for sensuality and tenderness to prevail over athleticism and selfishness. Now, if the erotic energy is flowing, there is nothing wrong with going at it with excitement and gusto, but If you are looking for a one dimensional fucking machine, you should pass me by. I like to have sexy fun...I'm not about degrading others, nor should there be any name calling or racist comments when I play. Respect is a two way street. if you feel the same way, then we should meet ~
I'm a bi curious college student. I'm looking to get some experience having fun with other people. I want to try anything and everything sexual. I'm almost always horny and I am good in bed with women and still wondering how I am with men. I know I am good at giving any oral whether it be giving head or eating out. And I last a long time fucking. I've never cum from a blowjob or handjob. I am attracted to most types and especially attracted to transsexuals and sexy young women. I want to meet up any night possible and have fun. Hit me up. I'm a shy sub guy but after we get started I open up pretty quick.
To our friends. My girlfriend of 5 years in this profile passed away Friday June 19th from a sudden unexpected heart attack at 43 years old. She just fell dead in our kitchen early one morning. She was not sick and no history of heart problems. She did have some minor chest pain 1-3 days prior that she thought was gas pain. She also had chronic high BP that she was taking medications for. We're very shocked and sad. She has a 18yo daughter and 15yo son at home from her past marriage. We also have a very sweet, beautiful 2.5yo girl together. All living at home.The teenagers lost their father to cancer in 2006. They are still living with me. They never did much to help around the home but I want to look after them out of respect for my past girl. Maybe they will improve. I want to see them graduate high school. The boy may get an academic scholarship to college. I hope to give him some electronics training at my business when he's not in school. She was a wonderful person and a wonderful mother. She's going to be missed so much. She told all of her friends and family our last 5 years together were the happiest time of her life. We loved each other very much and had a great relationship. The morning she died she had me come to bed and rub her chest around 12:30am for a while thinking she had gas pain. A little later she said she couldn't sleep and was going to get up for awhile. I hugged her, kissed her and told her I loved her and she said "I love you to". That was the last thing we ever said to each other. Her 18yo daughter woke me up around 4:30am saying mama's fell down and I don't think she's breathing. On the phone with the 911 operator I started CPR. Later we found that she had been laying there for a while. She was sitting at the kitchen table with her phone in front of her untouched. It looked like she stood up and fell face first in the floor and that's how we found her. The paramedics came in minutes and took her to the emergency room. They tried to revive her but it was all too late. She smoked and had a terrible diet her whole life. I'm pretty sure that's what caused this. The autopsy stated it was caused by a combination of High BP and heart disease. She ate a lot of hotdogs, bologna, frozen mac and cheese dinners, greasy fast food, canned chili and pizza. She drank around 10 Mt Dew's a day. She had not drank alcohol in the past four years. She never ate lean meat, fruits, vegetables or drank water. These are the four main things people are supposed to eat for a healthy diet. I pleaded with her about twice a year to quit smoking, do some cardio exercise like fast walking with me and eat better but she never would. Her sister told me she ate like that her whole life. I'll start dating again when whenever I decide to meet someone. She would certainly want me to continue with our lifestyle. There were a lot of girls we were talking with but we had not made plans to meet anyone lately. We had a few dates over the 5 years we were together. We had a lot of fun on our our dates. A few of the dates were intimate. It's difficult to meet girls for this that are in a position in life to move. Many of the girls we have talked with that are interested in a poly relationship and having children are around 18-25 years old. Seems too young but they seem to be the best match because they are in a position in life where they want to meet someone, move, start a life with them, go to college, start a career and make a family. Many women over 30 already have children, don't want more, have jobs and family in another area and are not in a position in life to make that big of a change. I'm a very kind, loving and affectionate person. I own a small retail electronics business I started myself in 1995. I have two electronics degrees. I'm creative with music but have not played much in recent years. I play Guitar, mandolin and drums. I have been told by some instructors in college that I should get into creative writing but I never have. I mostly stay home with the family. When I travel I like to go to warm beaches. I like visiting ancient and historical sites. I like to watch TV at home. Lot's of different stuff. Science, discovery, history, cartoons and kids stuff, comedy, movies and more. I don't smoke, rarely drink, maybe a few drinks with dinner a few times a year. I want at least one more child, maybe two, maybe more. I like someone interesting, family oriented. My girl and I only raised our voice to each other one time about 4 years ago. I certainly don't want anyone volatile. I want someone established or someone that wants to do something with their life. Not looking for promiscuous party girls. Nothing wrong with that but it's not a fit for me at this point in my life. Some who will exercise a little with me, at least walk or jog some and eat reasonably healthy. I'll try new things including a diet, exercise plan or other things. I'm non religious. I like a girl who can be my best friend and I like to spend my time with my girl and family. Below is a card my previous girl got me. She always found wonderful cards. This is my favorite. Lucky to be in lo-ve with my best friend. There is nobody that I'd rather spend time with than you. There is nobody I trust more than you. There is nobody who makes me laugh as easily and as often as you do. I've heard it said that the best kind of love happens when friendship catches fire. I think that's what happened to me. I fell "in like" with you right away. and then one day I realized an, easy comfortable "like" had grown into a deep dazzling "lo-ve". Now I go to bed with my amazing lover and wake up with my wonderful friend.
I need that special tool. I'm a laid back kinda guy looking for fun times. I am a very hypersexual individual, std free, very sensual and fun loving. I am looking for someone who is straight, bi-curious or absolutely bisexual, not into gay guys unless he is extremely straight oriented. Pleasure is my game, pleasing your body makes my body rock over and over again. I like the kind of man who enjoy fucking a female while I'm down below servicing both of them with a smile and special treats. If you feel your body deserve that special touch then get at me and lets chat.
Im 6ft, 200, brown hair, hazel eyes, 6 inch hard cock! to completely satisfy a woman (love to eat pussy). Looking for fuck buddie(s) MMF/MFF, cyber/phone sex! Not looking for relationship, just discrete sex. Im considered attractive by women. Because I want to be discrete, I can only send pic upon request.... MEN: If you really like sucking and fucking hard cock and need to suck and fuck hard cock, fell freee to contact me! I love to be serviced by others
Well about me, 32yo bi-curious male. I am a total pleaser in bed. I like to be the last to get off, because I get soooo turned on by watching other people in their state of orgasmic bliss. I love extended amounts of foreplay, toys, different positions especially the 3-69 lol. I love having my tight little ass played with licked and prodded with fingers and tongues. I have never tried anal but really looking forward to my first encounter. I would love to find a couple with a strap-on, and having the woman fuck my ass while sucking her man's fat cock ummmm. Also being fucked in my ass while balls deep in a hole my self Ohhh I forgot to mention I love group scenarios the more the merrier. The thought of a group of 20-30 people all sucking and licking and squirming and fucking no holds barred who ever you want is my perfect fantasy.
She is 25, 5'11", size 18 and he is 53, 6'2", and a bigger guy also. We are discreet, safe, mellow, drug and disease free, uninhibited, and fun-loving! As best friends, we do not hide anything from one another and truly enjoy doing everything together. However, he does not have to play if you want only FF play -- he's very happy and content to just watch, as this feeds the natural voyeur in him. While we are mainly interested in meeting bi-sexual women, we do once in a while play with bi-couples (both bi) and bi-sexual men. She gets extremely aroused watching and directing MM action and enjoys taking control with singles of either sex or both halves of a bi-couple with slight submissive tendencies and using a strap-on to take them...especially anally, as anything to do with an ass is her favorite! He is extremely oral and loves eating pussy, licking and deeply tongue-fucking ass, and sucking on cut, thick hard cocks to completion...and enjoys being sucked and rimmed also!
We're an attractive married couple in our mid 30's, living in NEW YORK and Westchster and are looking for a pretty female or couple to bring onto our bed. I love being with a woman!! I love breasts and love to kiss, lick and suck on them. And I love kissing, licking, sucking and fucking a beautiful woman. My bf is the BEST lover I've ever had!! He has a great cock, can go all night, is sensitive to my needs (He fucks when it's time to fuck and makes love when it's time to make love) and loves kissing, licking and eating my pussy. He has also taught me how to squirt which takes sex to another level!! He fucks me, if I'm lucky he cums in me, then eats me and licks his cum out of me, then he fucks me, then fucks my ass until I explode and then licks me to orgasm after which I suck him and drink his cum.... We have a great and wild sex life.
It's been a while since I've had the chance to update my profile. I'm not looking for anything serious. I'm into sex for the fun and the natural high that goes with it. If this part is a little to blunt for you, move on. I won't answer anyone without photos. I don't need to see your face here, but I do want to see you tits, your cock, your pussy or ass. Age isn't all that important, but honestly I like it at least as young as me, or younger as long as you are over 21. I've had plenty experiance and enjoy who I am and what I do. I perfer women, but a nice hard cock is just plain fun. Group sex is the best, I'm a voyeurist and love to watch people fuck and have fun getting off. I find it is as erotic to watch a man cum as I do a woman, especially if the cum is running down his hand or mine. Masturbation and mutual masturbation while teasing makes me all jizzy. I'm not into pain, humiliation or drugs, don't even ask. I love nudity and touching. A clean, heathy body is a must. You don't have to be Barbie or Ken, most of us aren't, and I'm not cumming over to do a marble statue of you body anyway. I don't smoke and I don't care if you do, just don't leave ashes on my cock. I only drink when I'm in mood, but I don't mind at all if you do. Again just don't be a sloppy drunk. I can travel within reason, but I'm not into driving a gazillion miles to get some ass, been there done that. With that out of the way did I mention I love sex? Not cyber-sex...... real, my dick is out for pleasure, sex. If you are into watching porn or looking at pictures of people fucking and you want someone to share the time with, send me a message. Oh and if your one of those people who wants to have a secret sex life, you can send me a message about that too, I love secret sex. Or if your just bored and want to spice things up, I'm cool with that. I'm not trying to sound stuck up here, I just don't want to waste my time on people that can't walk the talk. I'm into pleasure and fun, I only ask that you want the same.
I'm a bi-curious professional looking for discreet friends. I'm a married guy, very happy with my relationship and my sex life with her. She is a wonderful girl and I love her greatly. But one thing is missing. I have always been attracted by cocks and balls; mine, yours and many others. I want bi friends who feel comfortable together and enjoy occasionally getting naked together, massaging, mutual masturbation, giving each other hand jobs and head. JO buddies. Cyber-sex buddies. I知 not interested in fucking a guy or being fucked by a guy. Definitely not interested in pain, piss-play, or ass play. I'm a bit shy at first. I warm up quickly to people who are relaxed. I like having intelligent, honest conversations. I enjoy being around people who are comfortable with themselves and easy going. I like having sex with folks who have many interests besides sex. I知 clean, healthy, and drug and disease free, and I want to stay that way. I知 interested in hearing what other people are interested in, trying nearly anything at least once, and I enjoy intelligent conversations. I don稚 like folks who are pushy and think that their way is the only way it can be. I知 not big on political or religious ideologues or heavily opinionated in any other way. size isn稚 a big deal to me (no pun, of course). Lengthwise I知 on the short-average size, just shy of 6 and cut. My balls are shaved and my hair trimmed. I致e enjoyed stroking guys with shorter cocks and with much longer cocks than mine. I love variety!! I prefer cut to uncut. I appreciate a nice set balls, too. I prefer folks who are athletic or average in build. I little overweight is ok (who isn't?) but grossly overweight is a turnoff for me.

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A family sits at the dinner table. The son ask his Father, "How many kinds of are there?" The Father replies "Three kinds son"
In their 20's they are like melons, nice and firm.
In their 30's and 40's they are like pears, still nice but hang a bit.
In their 50's they are like onions, when you see them, they make you cry.
This infuriated the Mother and daughter, so the daughter ask, "Mum, how many different kinds of s are there?" The Mother smiles and says, "Three kinds dear, like trees."
In their 20's they are like the oak, mighty and hard.
In their 30's and 40's they are like birch, flexible but reliable.
In their 50's they are like a Christmas tree, dead from the roots up and the balls are for decoration!
Let's see....what would I do if my daughter's boyfriend hit on me....

That's easy, I smack him in the F'n head, hard, throw him the hell out of my house, and tell my daughter! You know, what any sane and actually caring father would do! You have to be a real piece of work to even consider this, and that goes for both the OP and anyone answering him in anything but the extreme negative!

Anyway, why is everyone even believing that this is real?? This is one of those Penthouse Letters fantasy things if I ever heard one.
This one is old and been around awhile.....but still funny!

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable
fidelity practices... suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the
mans pecker... and angrily the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the
car...
Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a fella with his 10 year old
daughter chatting away beside him... all of the sudden, the
pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off... surprised, the
daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"...
Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age,
the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey"...
The daughter gets a confused look on her face and after a minute, she
says... "sure had a big dick !!!"
Depends on the guys age.

If he is pretty young (late teens, early 20s), I would say avoid it because he is likely to be sloppy in keeping secrets. Also the chances that your daughter and her boyfriend will not stick together. For one thing early relationships are rarely the ones that last. Two, the guy has the balls and sloppiness to hit on his girlfriend's father. He is a moron. He is just very, very lucky you swing that way and would consider doing it. He is eventually going to hit on someone who will rat him out. And again this is where youth works against you. Young love is vicious, he could likely use sex with you to hurt your daughter when they break up.

If he is older, then let your conscious be your guide.

I personally would never do it.
OH My Kitty! Those days have to end! I remember the days when some parents wouldn't let me date their daughter because of my last name.
Thank your daughters for me! In a few years from now, I will certainly appreciate someone holding the door open for me as my father taught me to do so for others.. regardless of race!
Good Lawyer vs. Bad Lawyer
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

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Lawyer's Son
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"

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D i c k
An Italian girl with a heart condition takes her fiance home to have dinner with he parents. As they finish the meal the father says; "Since you are planning to marry my daughter, I must tell you that she has acute angina." The young man smiles and says; " Yes! And she's got nice tits too!"
A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?"

"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.

"No, under the tail," says the youngster. The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."

The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."

"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.

The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
I'd love to find an older (preferably single) guy in Utah who would be interested in a bit of role playing. Why an older guy? Well, cuz I really enjoy role playing Father/Daughter type fantasies.

Ann
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"All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid and disgusting parts." --Unknown
Thank you, Courtney & Baron, for your daughter. And thank your daughter for her service. God bless you!
This story was related to me by my daughter-in-law. I thought it was worth sharing.
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THE MAMA TEST
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 展hy? my daughter asked. 釘ecause it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs, I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 溺ama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart. I was thinking quickly. 鄭ll moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama. We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 徹h.....I get it! she beamed, 鉄o if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad. 摘xactly, I replied with a big smile on my face.

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They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"

The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Colorado."

The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years."

"No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."

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D i c k
I have thought aboutthat for years had one exp with a couple once he was fucking her ass & I was under him as he was thrusting away when he became dry he would pull out & stick it in my mouth get wet and go back and continue to fuck her then after he came I had to first clean his cock with my mouth then I was aloowed to eat all of her cream pie filling while I was doing that he would be sucking me. It was great until her daughter came in one day and caught us all.she is 23 and That was That.
You're on here looking for action, and it's practically staring you in the face. With proper care and 'discretion' from the BF - your wife or daughter is still likely to run across your computer history, somebody else mentioning you or SOMETHING. You could even find out your daughter is rather kinky and want to join the BF with you - Family Affair time....
Kendra, so sorry to hear about your Daughter's Grandfather.
Our prayers are with you and your daughter to help you through a sad time.

Karen Duane and Mark

Solace may come in the happiness of our memories
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner - Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to make." "And what might that be?" asked Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's eyes.

"Well," replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, "I'm getting married!"

The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married! That's wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?"

"I'm marrying a Russet!" "A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride. "Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up. "Mother? I, too, have an announcement." "And what might that be?" encouraged Mother Potato.

Not knowing quite how to begin, the middle daughter paused, then said with conviction, "I, too, am getting married!" "You, too!" Mother Potato said with joy. "That's wonderful! Twice the good news in one evening! And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?"

"I'm marrying an Idaho!" beamed the middle daughter. "An Idaho!" said Mother Potato with joy. "Oh, an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

Once again, the room came alive with laughter and excited plan for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother? Mother Potato? Um, I, too, have an announcement to make."

"Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation. "Well," began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her eldest sister before her, "I hope this doesn't come as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!" "Really?" said Mother Potato with sincere excitement. "All of my lovely daughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, youngest Daughter?"

"I'm marrying Dan Rather!" "DAN RATHER?" Mother Potato scowled suddenly. "But he's just a common tater!"


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D i c k
While cleaning little Billy's room, his mother found several S&M magazines under his mattress. In shock, she called for his father to see what she had found. She said " Look at all these dirty magazines." As his father flipped through the S&M magazines, the mother was pacing with her head in her hands. She said "What should we do about this?" The father raising his eyes from the S&M magazines replied " For God's sakes, Dont Spank Him!"

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