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Age Play
I saw a hot video, supposedly mother & daughter. Daughter started sucking mom's tit, while mom asked her if she liked being mommy's little girl again. The girl responds, "Yes I like being mommy's little girl." It was so, so hot.
Sex With Neighbors
i'd love to see my neihbors in my bedroom.She bends over while feeding her dogs.Very nice ass for a teacher.She has a daughter that likes sex .She carries a very nice ass too.Now if you were me which 1 would you prefer?The lil tight ass,or the open willing?
Sex With Stepdaughter
Any 18 to 21 Yr"s Old"s Step-Daughter"s Out There and In Philly PA and Need A Step - Dad ? Do Say Back Any Time You Want and Need To Be LOVED ...(^_^(?...
69
What is the ? here? Everyone loves foreplay,that involves kissing,caressing,sucking,pett ing,talking.And eventually givng oral sex,giving and recieving.I mean if don't you don't like sucking a dick or eating pussy,or even both,why are we here?I'm just asking if all one has is a big cock and is limited to fucking only,or that a lady only wants to fuck,whats missing?Oral is the best,forever my forte,it leads to some heavy fucking with some real fucking,not just there with mr. macky
One Guy With Three Or More Dicks In
these pic's are fucking HOT!!! OMG. i've had 3 guys at one time but it was with my gf. It was hot but she hogged all the fucking and left me with the blowjobs... poor me right!!!lol
Bisexual Bottoms
Sweet FUCKING - Yes, And I am a Very Happy Bisexual Bare Backing Bottom Boy ---> 4 Both of the SEX"s and I Will Top 4 You "s Who are VERY Straight ---> But I am Very Much a 100 % Bisexual Bottom --->And Sweet Yes, I Do LOVE For My VERY Hot and True Bisexual "s Who Do Get Off as Much Me With A VERY Thick and Big Strap-On - as I Do Get When I am FUCKING Them With My VERY Rock Hard COCK ---> So If You Are Interested ? ---> Do Say
Men Fucking Men With Women Participating
I'm looking forward to a for real, all orgy with a group of some of my favorite kinky friends where hopefully no one will miss a trick. Men fucking men, women fucking women and every combination there of! Soon! & Very Soon, I'm going to experience it all, soon & very soon I'm going to . . . . . . . . .
Transexuals Fucking Men
FUCKING YES, I Will Do Guy's With Very Big and Thick 's and I Will Do Fe's Who Do Enjoy Putting There Strap-On's - on For There Horny Bottom Boy's Like Me and To Put Them Both ToGether Into One Body ? ( SHEMALE'S ) Are Very FUCKING Hot and I'll Suck and Get FUCKED ALL DAY AND NIGHT bY 1 OR IN A gROUP OF sHEMALE'S - MMmm yES ?
Black Couples Dominating White Men
Having been lucky enough to experience many different fantasies, one that remains is to be owned by either a black male/female cple or a male/male cpl. Like many people I've come to realize share my desire for black cock and pussy. I sooo want to be a house bitch to either scanerio. Fuck me perform oral constantly, dress for them, clean their house in ourfits, get slapped around, totally fucking used like a fucking sub bitch that I am. If you are black, and a cpl, and love the idea of having a white bitch to use, and ur in the NYC area, look me up... I'm fucking ready!
Bisexual Men Getting Fucked
one guy fucking my mouth and another fucking me in the ass....while ours wives watch. Then they start switching, going ass to mouth on me.
Boytoys For Couples
Sweet FUCKING Yes, I am Just LOOKING To Be With One oF 3 Fuck Buddy"s ---> in and For One Of Any Of The 3 Group"s Of The ual Life Style"s - on on Me - and on - and on Me and Sweet FUCKING Yes A She and a Lady-Boy on Me and very Yes ( ALL ) Of Them On Me at One Time ---> Sweet Very Sweet Yes I am Up 4 That ? ? ?
Men Fucking Men While Women Watch
This type of sex is still a fantasy for me yet. But exactly what I put in my intro. I want to be turned out by a bi couple to where the man starts fucking me like a girl. Real hard so I am moaning and the woman is into it and playing with herself and encouraging him to fuck me harder. Then she puts her pussy in my face and I eat her out while her man is fucking me. my biggest fantasy about bisex
Analingus
i fucking love blowing a big cock choking on it then having the guy move me under him to suck his asshole and he lays his cock and balls on my face. its so fucking nasty.. and i love it
Doggy Style
Oh Yes, Getting very FUCKED This Way is Just The Best Way to Get Fucked ---> Why You"s Say ? Well, 3 On 1 Work"s 4 Me ...(^_^(>... Me Being The One That All 3 Are CUM-ING ( ALL ) Over, Think On This, 1 Guy Is Me Very Fast and Hard Doggie-Style as Guy # 2 is Getting Suck On By Me and The # 3 Guy Is Sucking On Me, Mmm FUCKING - Yes, Interested Write Back and Ask To Meet Some Time ? ? ?
Snowballing
damn y'all this is making my cock fucking ROCK HARD!!!

Who knew such a nasty thing could be so fucking erotic.

I have enjoyed sucking cock that has fucked pussy...now I wanna "snowball" and kiss afterwards.

wow
Men Eating Other Mens Cum From Their Wifes Pussy
I love to lay under her in a 69 postion licking her, while her black male friend enters her from the rear, he will alternate from fucking her hot pussy to fucking my wet mouth, while he is fucking her, I will lick her clit, his shaft and balls, and then he will fill my mouth with his cock, fucking it like a pussy, then pull out and returning to her hot wet wanting pussy, till he is ready to shoot, then he will pull out of her and shot the first load on her pussy lips, clit and my face, then shove it back in her to fill her hot pussy full of come, pumping his last sqirits to juice into her, then pull out and rub his wet cock all over my face and mouth letting me lick him clean, and she will sit up on my face and allow me to lick her clean while his juices flow from her swollen opening down her lips to my wanting lips. We do this often and it is one of my favorate ways to lick her clean.
Hmmm!
Skullfuck
i love to get skullfucked... face fucked whatever you want to call it. Just fuck my throat and dont stop til i am ready to pass out...shove your cock down my cunt throat and hold it there til i start to freak, then pull it out so i can breath, then shove it back down... fucking love a good skull fucking...

Profiles:

Still in good health and looks who loves to have fun and trying new things. Retired and divorced dad of one grown and married daughter and one grandson. Very easy to get along with, happy gent.
sexy cpl wild crazy anything goes when we are fucking deep big toys anal
bi curious cuckold looking for black bull who enjoys getting sucked by a white guy and then fucking his girl friend all night long.
Average looks, average body, small - medium endowment. Shaved. I am educated have daughter love people who love to enjoy life and enjoy things that feel good.
to suck cocks and love to eat pussy. By that, I mean that I am bisexual and it is the right of any individual to be that way. I am not gay, but enjoy some behaviors that some would consider "gay". Note that I thoroughly enjoy licking the kitty which to me ranks equal to fucking. Then again, I enjoy gaging on a thick cock. We are all the same yet we are all different.
6'0'' 165lbs 8.5in cut nice looking fellow. I consider myself a gentleman who likes to give as well as receive. I'm not much for the ruff stuff, I prefer to enjoy encounters that allow for sensuality and tenderness to prevail over athleticism and selfishness. Now, if the erotic energy is flowing, there is nothing wrong with going at it with excitement and gusto, but If you are looking for a one dimensional fucking machine, you should pass me by. I like to have sexy fun...I'm not about degrading others, nor should there be any name calling or racist comments when I play. Respect is a two way street. if you feel the same way, then we should meet ~
Hi I am 37yo bisexual, in Gilbert Az. and i would love to meet a couple or a girl to try new things with. I have been with a man 1 time and it was great i love it. But i keep dreaming of being in 69 with a girl and and as i am eating her pussy someone is fucking her from behind and i am licking his cock and eating her pussy at the same time and he cum in her and i eat it all out. please look me up if u want to meet and get to know each other
I shared my wife with another man for over 20 years. During most of that time, I was a submissive cleanup boy and helper during their sessions. I came to enjoy this role very much and learned to love sucking his cock and cleaning up the mess he left in my wife's cunt. Though we are still happily married my wife doesn't entertain him any longer and won't consider anyone new. I would like to meet a couple who would like my oral services or a man who would like his cock serviced on a regular basis. I also have videos of my wife sucking and fucking and me helping to share with you.
To our friends. My girlfriend of 5 years in this profile passed away Friday June 19th from a sudden unexpected heart attack at 43 years old. She just fell dead in our kitchen early one morning. She was not sick and no history of heart problems. She did have some minor chest pain 1-3 days prior that she thought was gas pain. She also had chronic high BP that she was taking medications for. We're very shocked and sad. She has a 18yo daughter and 15yo son at home from her past marriage. We also have a very sweet, beautiful 2.5yo girl together. All living at home.The teenagers lost their father to cancer in 2006. They are still living with me. They never did much to help around the home but I want to look after them out of respect for my past girl. Maybe they will improve. I want to see them graduate high school. The boy may get an academic scholarship to college. I hope to give him some electronics training at my business when he's not in school. She was a wonderful person and a wonderful mother. She's going to be missed so much. She told all of her friends and family our last 5 years together were the happiest time of her life. We loved each other very much and had a great relationship. The morning she died she had me come to bed and rub her chest around 12:30am for a while thinking she had gas pain. A little later she said she couldn't sleep and was going to get up for awhile. I hugged her, kissed her and told her I loved her and she said "I love you to". That was the last thing we ever said to each other. Her 18yo daughter woke me up around 4:30am saying mama's fell down and I don't think she's breathing. On the phone with the 911 operator I started CPR. Later we found that she had been laying there for a while. She was sitting at the kitchen table with her phone in front of her untouched. It looked like she stood up and fell face first in the floor and that's how we found her. The paramedics came in minutes and took her to the emergency room. They tried to revive her but it was all too late. She smoked and had a terrible diet her whole life. I'm pretty sure that's what caused this. The autopsy stated it was caused by a combination of High BP and heart disease. She ate a lot of hotdogs, bologna, frozen mac and cheese dinners, greasy fast food, canned chili and pizza. She drank around 10 Mt Dew's a day. She had not drank alcohol in the past four years. She never ate lean meat, fruits, vegetables or drank water. These are the four main things people are supposed to eat for a healthy diet. I pleaded with her about twice a year to quit smoking, do some cardio exercise like fast walking with me and eat better but she never would. Her sister told me she ate like that her whole life. I'll start dating again when whenever I decide to meet someone. She would certainly want me to continue with our lifestyle. There were a lot of girls we were talking with but we had not made plans to meet anyone lately. We had a few dates over the 5 years we were together. We had a lot of fun on our our dates. A few of the dates were intimate. It's difficult to meet girls for this that are in a position in life to move. Many of the girls we have talked with that are interested in a poly relationship and having children are around 18-25 years old. Seems too young but they seem to be the best match because they are in a position in life where they want to meet someone, move, start a life with them, go to college, start a career and make a family. Many women over 30 already have children, don't want more, have jobs and family in another area and are not in a position in life to make that big of a change. I'm a very kind, loving and affectionate person. I own a small retail electronics business I started myself in 1995. I have two electronics degrees. I'm creative with music but have not played much in recent years. I play Guitar, mandolin and drums. I have been told by some instructors in college that I should get into creative writing but I never have. I mostly stay home with the family. When I travel I like to go to warm beaches. I like visiting ancient and historical sites. I like to watch TV at home. Lot's of different stuff. Science, discovery, history, cartoons and kids stuff, comedy, movies and more. I don't smoke, rarely drink, maybe a few drinks with dinner a few times a year. I want at least one more child, maybe two, maybe more. I like someone interesting, family oriented. My girl and I only raised our voice to each other one time about 4 years ago. I certainly don't want anyone volatile. I want someone established or someone that wants to do something with their life. Not looking for promiscuous party girls. Nothing wrong with that but it's not a fit for me at this point in my life. Some who will exercise a little with me, at least walk or jog some and eat reasonably healthy. I'll try new things including a diet, exercise plan or other things. I'm non religious. I like a girl who can be my best friend and I like to spend my time with my girl and family. Below is a card my previous girl got me. She always found wonderful cards. This is my favorite. Lucky to be in lo-ve with my best friend. There is nobody that I'd rather spend time with than you. There is nobody I trust more than you. There is nobody who makes me laugh as easily and as often as you do. I've heard it said that the best kind of love happens when friendship catches fire. I think that's what happened to me. I fell "in like" with you right away. and then one day I realized an, easy comfortable "like" had grown into a deep dazzling "lo-ve". Now I go to bed with my amazing lover and wake up with my wonderful friend.
Im 6ft, 200, brown hair, hazel eyes, 6 inch hard cock! to completely satisfy a woman (love to eat pussy). Looking for fuck buddie(s) MMF/MFF, cyber/phone sex! Not looking for relationship, just discrete sex. Im considered attractive by women. Because I want to be discrete, I can only send pic upon request.... MEN: If you really like sucking and fucking hard cock and need to suck and fuck hard cock, fell freee to contact me! I love to be serviced by others
38yo bisexual male. Well I'm open to a lot and interested in a lot. I would love to experience more of my submissive side, find an attractive and well hung man to make me his cum slut to fuck me, just make sure he's happy and taken care off. Another is a few woman with strap-ons. I also like black men and woman and would love to even try a gang bang. I would really enjoy being with a bi couple and enjoy sucking a cock off together with a woman, eating her out while she's getting fucked, and DP her. And of course good fun kinky sexy with a woman, from eating her out to fucking her in the ass and everything in between. Not really into Piss, Scat, extreme pain or torture, and of course NO KIDS!
Hello everyone! We are a happily married, extremely sensual/sexual, easy going and very down to earth couple, looking to meet other friendly, open minded couples for friendship and fun. We are looking to make new friends and have new adventures with other couples. We are a Full Swap Couple same room or separate room. No Pressure, We go with the flow. Both clean shaven. Please leave all Drama at the door. We just want fun!!! 100% clean and expect you to be DD Free also. Plz be Non smoking during play. We are pretty much open to all activities, but can discuss when we chat/meet. Let us know your interests and boundaries etc. We love most everything, but if you enjoy performing oral, let us know because she LOVES that! Of course we both love fucking too!!! We both love all types of people and body shapes of all sizes. Ohhh, wife would love to receive a sensual/sexual full body massage. Just be down to earth, regular, happy, positive attitude couple that really enjoy pleasing others as well as being pleased Looks do not matter, it's our chemistry! We LOVE being invited to private group parties & fun get togethers. Must appreciate a busty BBW (40H)
J (in C's words): J is by far ahead of the game. she has this appetite to make men and women happy...And when she does, it is something that guys and gals will come back for on the REGULAR. Her hair flows like a soft calm river, her skin is as smooth as a plush mound of soft grass...hell..she is FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE!!!!! Everything she does is on time and she will do her best to make sure you go home happy...if you go home. She is the epitome of sex and sexxxiness. Her thick juicy ass is one that demands attention from men and women alike. ing her lips will have you mesmorized as you don't want to stop...Pull her hair and wait for the biggest suprise you can feel....I know I have... C (in J's words): He is the most sexy, soft, and pleasing person. He is one of a kind the kind of man that makes sure your happy in every way and .... SORRY DICK INSIDE ME .... and gives you what you want and how you want it.... 100% PLEASER!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM C makes a smack feel toooo toooo good!!!! enough to make you leak and leave you with red butt!!!! He knows just what to do and is GRRREATTTT at doing it!!!!! everything he does and what cums to his mind is the best feeling you will ever be left with. HIS soft lips make your skin and body feel oh soooooo good, as well as his touch. He will always I MEAN always have the ladies cumming back for more and more and MORE!!! AMAZZZZZZING is what I would say. His soft skin JUICY B and big sexxxxiii smile will keep women asking him not to leave their side. Thinking about him has left me speechless and there's nothing more to say then SEE FOR YOUR SELF.
Pansexuality (also referred to as omnisexuality or polysexuality)refers to the potential for sexual attractions, sexual desire, romantic love, or emotional attraction, towards people of all gender identities and biological sexes.Self-identified pansexuals may refer to themselves as gender-blind葉hat gender and sex are insignificant or irrelevant in determining whether they will be sexually attracted to others. The Oxford English Dictionary writes that pansexuality "encompasses all kinds of sexuality; not limited or inhibited in sexual choice with regards to gender or activity." I guess since labels are a big thing now a days i can be called a pansexual lol, i love women and transexuals, but i am also addicted to playing with big dicks!! I love to sex a woman down in every way possible and taste her till she loses it, i also love when a woman fucks me with a strap on that makes me cum hard, i like gorgeous fully functional and versatile transexuals but that dose not count out total bottoms with me either, now when it comes to men the only thing i am attracted to is his dick i love sucking dick but only the kind of the huge nature and ain't got a problem with feeding another dude my dick i ain't to much into fucking or gettign fucked by a dude but every now and then i like to take a dick in the ass or give one especially if its a feminine ass lol to find out more just hit me up Yep i am DL so what happens between us will stay between us i don't deal with shit starters and talkers if you don't like that pass me by, also if you a fake bypass me, i am real and about mine when i say imma do it imma do it
It's been a while since I've had the chance to update my profile. I'm not looking for anything serious. I'm into sex for the fun and the natural high that goes with it. If this part is a little to blunt for you, move on. I won't answer anyone without photos. I don't need to see your face here, but I do want to see you tits, your cock, your pussy or ass. Age isn't all that important, but honestly I like it at least as young as me, or younger as long as you are over 21. I've had plenty experiance and enjoy who I am and what I do. I perfer women, but a nice hard cock is just plain fun. Group sex is the best, I'm a voyeurist and love to watch people fuck and have fun getting off. I find it is as erotic to watch a man cum as I do a woman, especially if the cum is running down his hand or mine. Masturbation and mutual masturbation while teasing makes me all jizzy. I'm not into pain, humiliation or drugs, don't even ask. I love nudity and touching. A clean, heathy body is a must. You don't have to be Barbie or Ken, most of us aren't, and I'm not cumming over to do a marble statue of you body anyway. I don't smoke and I don't care if you do, just don't leave ashes on my cock. I only drink when I'm in mood, but I don't mind at all if you do. Again just don't be a sloppy drunk. I can travel within reason, but I'm not into driving a gazillion miles to get some ass, been there done that. With that out of the way did I mention I love sex? Not cyber-sex...... real, my dick is out for pleasure, sex. If you are into watching porn or looking at pictures of people fucking and you want someone to share the time with, send me a message. Oh and if your one of those people who wants to have a secret sex life, you can send me a message about that too, I love secret sex. Or if your just bored and want to spice things up, I'm cool with that. I'm not trying to sound stuck up here, I just don't want to waste my time on people that can't walk the talk. I'm into pleasure and fun, I only ask that you want the same.
I'm a bi-curious professional looking for discreet friends. I'm a married guy, very happy with my relationship and my sex life with her. She is a wonderful girl and I love her greatly. But one thing is missing. I have always been attracted by cocks and balls; mine, yours and many others. I want bi friends who feel comfortable together and enjoy occasionally getting naked together, massaging, mutual masturbation, giving each other hand jobs and head. JO buddies. Cyber-sex buddies. I知 not interested in fucking a guy or being fucked by a guy. Definitely not interested in pain, piss-play, or ass play. I'm a bit shy at first. I warm up quickly to people who are relaxed. I like having intelligent, honest conversations. I enjoy being around people who are comfortable with themselves and easy going. I like having sex with folks who have many interests besides sex. I知 clean, healthy, and drug and disease free, and I want to stay that way. I知 interested in hearing what other people are interested in, trying nearly anything at least once, and I enjoy intelligent conversations. I don稚 like folks who are pushy and think that their way is the only way it can be. I知 not big on political or religious ideologues or heavily opinionated in any other way. size isn稚 a big deal to me (no pun, of course). Lengthwise I知 on the short-average size, just shy of 6 and cut. My balls are shaved and my hair trimmed. I致e enjoyed stroking guys with shorter cocks and with much longer cocks than mine. I love variety!! I prefer cut to uncut. I appreciate a nice set balls, too. I prefer folks who are athletic or average in build. I little overweight is ok (who isn't?) but grossly overweight is a turnoff for me.

Forums:

A family sits at the dinner table. The son ask his Father, "How many kinds of are there?" The Father replies "Three kinds son"
In their 20's they are like melons, nice and firm.
In their 30's and 40's they are like pears, still nice but hang a bit.
In their 50's they are like onions, when you see them, they make you cry.
This infuriated the Mother and daughter, so the daughter ask, "Mum, how many different kinds of s are there?" The Mother smiles and says, "Three kinds dear, like trees."
In their 20's they are like the oak, mighty and hard.
In their 30's and 40's they are like birch, flexible but reliable.
In their 50's they are like a Christmas tree, dead from the roots up and the balls are for decoration!
Let's see....what would I do if my daughter's boyfriend hit on me....

That's easy, I smack him in the F'n head, hard, throw him the hell out of my house, and tell my daughter! You know, what any sane and actually caring father would do! You have to be a real piece of work to even consider this, and that goes for both the OP and anyone answering him in anything but the extreme negative!

Anyway, why is everyone even believing that this is real?? This is one of those Penthouse Letters fantasy things if I ever heard one.
This one is old and been around awhile.....but still funny!

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable
fidelity practices... suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the
mans pecker... and angrily the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the
car...
Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a fella with his 10 year old
daughter chatting away beside him... all of the sudden, the
pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off... surprised, the
daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"...
Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age,
the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey"...
The daughter gets a confused look on her face and after a minute, she
says... "sure had a big dick !!!"
Depends on the guys age.

If he is pretty young (late teens, early 20s), I would say avoid it because he is likely to be sloppy in keeping secrets. Also the chances that your daughter and her boyfriend will not stick together. For one thing early relationships are rarely the ones that last. Two, the guy has the balls and sloppiness to hit on his girlfriend's father. He is a moron. He is just very, very lucky you swing that way and would consider doing it. He is eventually going to hit on someone who will rat him out. And again this is where youth works against you. Young love is vicious, he could likely use sex with you to hurt your daughter when they break up.

If he is older, then let your conscious be your guide.

I personally would never do it.
OH My Kitty! Those days have to end! I remember the days when some parents wouldn't let me date their daughter because of my last name.
Thank your daughters for me! In a few years from now, I will certainly appreciate someone holding the door open for me as my father taught me to do so for others.. regardless of race!
Good Lawyer vs. Bad Lawyer
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

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Lawyer's Son
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"

Be Happy
D i c k
An Italian girl with a heart condition takes her fiance home to have dinner with he parents. As they finish the meal the father says; "Since you are planning to marry my daughter, I must tell you that she has acute angina." The young man smiles and says; " Yes! And she's got nice tits too!"
A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?"

"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.

"No, under the tail," says the youngster. The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."

The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."

"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.

The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
I'd love to find an older (preferably single) guy in Utah who would be interested in a bit of role playing. Why an older guy? Well, cuz I really enjoy role playing Father/Daughter type fantasies.

Ann
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"All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid and disgusting parts." --Unknown
Thank you, Courtney & Baron, for your daughter. And thank your daughter for her service. God bless you!
This story was related to me by my daughter-in-law. I thought it was worth sharing.
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THE MAMA TEST
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 展hy? my daughter asked. 釘ecause it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs, I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 溺ama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart. I was thinking quickly. 鄭ll moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama. We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 徹h.....I get it! she beamed, 鉄o if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad. 摘xactly, I replied with a big smile on my face.

Be Happy D i c k


They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"

The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Colorado."

The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years."

"No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."

Be Happy
D i c k
I have thought aboutthat for years had one exp with a couple once he was fucking her ass & I was under him as he was thrusting away when he became dry he would pull out & stick it in my mouth get wet and go back and continue to fuck her then after he came I had to first clean his cock with my mouth then I was aloowed to eat all of her cream pie filling while I was doing that he would be sucking me. It was great until her daughter came in one day and caught us all.she is 23 and That was That.
You're on here looking for action, and it's practically staring you in the face. With proper care and 'discretion' from the BF - your wife or daughter is still likely to run across your computer history, somebody else mentioning you or SOMETHING. You could even find out your daughter is rather kinky and want to join the BF with you - Family Affair time....
Kendra, so sorry to hear about your Daughter's Grandfather.
Our prayers are with you and your daughter to help you through a sad time.

Karen Duane and Mark

Solace may come in the happiness of our memories
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner - Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to make." "And what might that be?" asked Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's eyes.

"Well," replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, "I'm getting married!"

The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married! That's wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?"

"I'm marrying a Russet!" "A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride. "Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up. "Mother? I, too, have an announcement." "And what might that be?" encouraged Mother Potato.

Not knowing quite how to begin, the middle daughter paused, then said with conviction, "I, too, am getting married!" "You, too!" Mother Potato said with joy. "That's wonderful! Twice the good news in one evening! And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?"

"I'm marrying an Idaho!" beamed the middle daughter. "An Idaho!" said Mother Potato with joy. "Oh, an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

Once again, the room came alive with laughter and excited plan for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother? Mother Potato? Um, I, too, have an announcement to make."

"Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation. "Well," began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her eldest sister before her, "I hope this doesn't come as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!" "Really?" said Mother Potato with sincere excitement. "All of my lovely daughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, youngest Daughter?"

"I'm marrying Dan Rather!" "DAN RATHER?" Mother Potato scowled suddenly. "But he's just a common tater!"


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While cleaning little Billy's room, his mother found several S&M magazines under his mattress. In shock, she called for his father to see what she had found. She said " Look at all these dirty magazines." As his father flipped through the S&M magazines, the mother was pacing with her head in her hands. She said "What should we do about this?" The father raising his eyes from the S&M magazines replied " For God's sakes, Dont Spank Him!"

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