Auto Fellatio I used to be able to do this when I was younger. I used the same technique as EveningWood. I would lay down and throw my legs up over my head and could get the head of my penis in my mouth and suck it. It felt awesome.
Bareback We love fucking bareback!! We love the feel of a bare naked penis and vagina caressing each other as it slides in and out! We also love the feel of a bare naked penis and a rectum caressing each other while it slides in and out. She loves to feel his hot semen shooting up against her cervix as they have simultaneous orgasms. Then she loves to feel more semen filling her as more men fuck her. He loves to feel that hot cum shooting deep inside his ass. Then he loves to feel more cum shooting inside him as more men fuck him bareback. We want guys to come and give us your semen.
Fuck My Ass I love being fucked in the ass. I am sure the wonderful feeling of that penis sliding in and out of me has to be very much like it is for my partner when it slides in and out of her vagina. Then feeling his hot cum shooting inside me is marvelous.
Cock Sucking Circle I'm a really good cocksucker and I know it. I've been told many times. But this one blow job I gave or should say started to give turned out totally different then what I expected and opened up a hole new desire. I started sucking this guy by licking his balls and running my tongue all the way up his shaft all around his head and brought my mouth down on him and slowly started to deep throat him. He took a big sigh and grabbed me by the head and started to literally fuck my mouth. He'd pull out and gasp, I new he was holding back because I could taste his precum. Then he shoved his cock back in to my mouth and started fucking again. It was a wet slurrpy blow job with lots of sucking sound because he was thrusting that hard pulling my head down and as deep on him as I could. which was all the way.
Cum In My Ass I have had guys fuck me bareback and cum in my ass, and I love it. It is a wonderful feeling when he shoots his semen deep inside me. I would love to be gangbanged by a group of guys, all shooting a big load inside me. Each time the next man slides his penis into my ass it pushes some cum out.
Fuck My Wife I love watching another man's penis sliding in and out of her vagina. She is having orgasms while he fucks her. Then when he shoots his cum up against her cervix, she always has a simultaneous orgasm. After he pulls out I love to fuck her with his semen inside her. Nothing feels better than fucking a woman who alreaady has another man's (or men's) semen coating her vagina.
69 With A Strap On I had a wonderful experience recently. Lorene was fucking me with her strapon, which is even larger than my penis. Phil was sucking my cock at the same time. After a few minutes the combination of being fucked and sucked gave me a tremendous orgasm, and I filled Phil's mouth with my semen. Then he kissed Lorene and shared my cum with her and she kissed me and gave some of it back to me.
Penis Pump At a garage sale I bought an automatic breast pump, for a specific purpose in the shop. Unfortunately it was not powerful enough for the application.
Then one day will using my penis pump, a light went on. I thought why don't I take some plastic tubing and hook it up to the breast pump. After a bit of making a few adjustments I was in heaven.
When the opportunity presents its self, I pop a porn disc in the DVR, lay back and turn on my pump. It takes considerably longer that simply masturbating, but when you get off the orgasm is awesomely intense.
Anal Sex We have enjoyed anal sex for close to 20 years. Danny has always had a fetish for anal, and slowly introduced Carol to it. We practise anal sex on a very regular basis, and have introduced many men (and some women) to their first anal sex experience.
A little twist on anal sex that all couples should try.....take a good vibrator and put it in the guys ass, turn it up ALL the way! The guy lies on his back, and lets the woman get on top. The vibration travels right through the guy, into his penis, it's amazing! ...for both partners.
69 As a man, I have yet to experience a MF 69; I'm sure there is a woman out there to share this delicious experience with me. But I have had the extreme pleasure of MM 69ing a couple of times, and it was awesome. To suck a beautiful cock while my own penis had a hot, wet mouth wrapped around it was the greatest sexual pleasure I have ever experienced. I'm sure a MF 69 is wonderful, but there is something special about same-sex 69ing. To have two people, FF or MM, that are anatomically identical, as the 6 and the 9 are, interlock together in mutual pleasuring--I mean, it's mathematical perfection. To watch a FF or MM couple do it is a beautiful thing; but to participate in it is what we were made to do.
Face Fucking well i'm not sure where deep throating starts and face fucking begins. maybe if you continue to be throated by the hard cock over and over. All I know is i love them both... I love to take a big fat cock and suck on it a few minutes, then slide it down my bitch throat and get the guy all turned on. Get that thick throat saliva working. Grab his ass cheeks and pull him towards my face over and over til her gets the idea that my mouth and face is his pussy for the moment. I love that feeling of not being able to breath and almost passing out not being able to pull away from his strong grip on my head. Hoping that he just remembers that i might need to breath. just a quick moment so i can inhale and then he can get back to slamming my faggot face with his massive cock. NY, NJ area look me up.. I promise you the best head you ever had.
Anal Bottom I love being a bottom. The most wonderful feeling is being fucked bareback by a group of guys and all of them shooting their semen inside my ass. It feels so good when a bare naked penis is sliding in and out caressing my rectun and my prostate, then swelling even larger and shooting a load of hot cum inside me. When he pulls out, I will lick and suck his cock clean while the next guy fucks me. I also want to feel a tongue or tongues licking up the cum running out of me and sliding their tongue inside my asshole as far as they can.
Fucking Wife While Husband Watches We love having other men fuck her while I watch. I love to watch another man's penis sliding in and out of her vagina as she is having orgasms. When he shoots his semen inside her they have simultaneous orgasms. Then I love to fuck her when she already has another man's (or men's) semen inside her. It feels wonderful!
Cum Facials I once sucked a guy's gorgeous cock for over an hour. Finally, he pulled out of my mouth and exploded! While he was cumming I rubbed his cock all over my face, with his semen just pouring out of him and all over my face. That just made me rub his still cumming cock even harder all over my face. I just went nuts on his ejaculating cock. I couldn't get enough of it. I so entirely loved the slippery feeling of his penis rubbing all over my face. And the delicious smell of his cum was intoxicating. I mean, really! This single event convinces me that there is a truly bisexual guy still hiding inside this merely "bicurious" facade.
very playful, love to have fun for all who are involed, 6ft, 245lbs,thick,strong build, very little body hair, 7.5 penis, very new to bisex lifestyle, but willing to try many activities, I believe that honesty and kindness are very important, I would enjoy being friends with the people I get togather with, in addition to great sexual activity; I've enjoyed delightful sexual activity with women and now wish to explore passion with men, and couples; I truly enjoy an open mind and free thought, with a passionate desire to please each other
I am fun loving and laid back. I'm not into head games, or anything dealing with pain. I treat others with respect and expect the same. I don't believe men cheating on their wives is respectful to them or Me.
I'm a 6-2 250 chubby bicurious male just looking for some fun. If your looking for well hung athletic type head on to the next profile. If your interested in trying some man to man fun and not hung up on looks or playing games then let me know.
we are happily married couple in our 50's. We are not ken and barbie. We are an honest and caring couple, we enjoy the simple things in life. No head games here. Not into pain, or sub dom. Just easy going and fun to be with.
Easy going, fun guy looking for others that can cum to this with an open mind. Life is short so let's get started NOW!!!!!!!! All I ask is that you too are grounded and not into head games, body games are encouraged. I have had MFM and MMF experiences and enjoyed them immensly and completely. I am not a flake, if we agree to meet, I'll be there.
~~~Hi I'm Billi " I am 41yrs old, I'm disabled "FEM / MALE" Yes , ..Not by choice. I have Cerbal Palsy & Seizures ,now bed bound for 25+years in
bed 90% of the time.. I TYPE WITH 1 HAND SO I TYPE BEST I CAN LIL SLOW ... "DON'T FEEL SORRY" bout my disabilities I live life out on here , in the computer world yes i am lookin' fer the R/L love if there is any. Any question just MSG me.... Not to b a Bitch BUT. I'm NOT into head games so no head games ... "thank you" ] you can be whatever u plz to be... I have no problem with who or what you want to be ...I Respect ALL that respect me and my friends.... I am looking for true love and friends , if there is any?... I Do play but not here just to play , so that said , if u are just here to play and nothing else please don't bother , I'll chat ,dance have general good time , but FUN PLAY TIME is limited to who I choose , ok
Have Fun... , Billi ~~~
....My ideal match be like..., what I see on the inside the person , not the out..........my physical build is avg.
I'm disabled I have Cereal Palsy and seizures , it sucks , but if I can meet my love I will treat them like pose to be treated. I'm into auto racing , I use to race RC CARS myself , I race mainly oval. I'm a homebody I don't get out much, I don't drive cuz my Cerbal Palsy. my caregiver helps me out. since I'm by myself I'm looking for a love that will love me as I am , and get out more , because I want to please my love as well..Get me out of this house
6-2 196 7c smooth gym body good pecs clean shaven, enjoy mfm, mm, mmm, or any combo, enjoy others who are shaved, in good shape, hung cocks, very oral with both men and women, enjoy bi or married guys who like bjs oral head jo, will also be on top with bi or married men who like it that way. Built and musc bodies a big plus.
I have always been curious sexually and really enjoy both voyeurism and exhibitionism. I am probably more bi-sexual at this point than just bi-curious. I have had a few experiences and have enjoyed them all. I guess I can share a few with you.
I talked my wife into going to a swinger's club just to watch 6 or 7 years ago. We both really enjoyed the atmospher and the voyeurism. She was afraid that people would approach her or would pressure us to have sex with them; but that didn't happen and the people were actually very friendly, nice and sociable. Since then we have been to dozens of clubs together (most of these clubs only allow couples). I would love to swing and swap partners with another couple; but my wife is not ready to see me with another women.
About 5 years ago, we went to a club in New York city. They have a policy that if you want to go back into the play rooms, you have to take your clothes off. My wife decided to humor me; so we got naked and joined the action. She was seated on a couch and I was in front of her eating her out while a large black guy was doing the same to his girlfriend who was sitting right next to my wife. I watch as he slowly slid up and placed his huge cock at the entrance to his girlfriend's pussy. I couldn't take my eyes off of his cock, but as I glanced down at my wife, I saw that she was watching the same thing that I was. After a few minutes, the guys politely asked if he could feel my wife's 34G breasts. I turned to her and whispered in to her ear, "he asked me if he could feel your breasts?". She surprised me by saying, "Really? He actually asked you if he could feel my tits?". I said, "Yes". So she said "OK". I turned back to the guy and gestured for him to help himself. As he reached over to caress her boobs, I slowly inserted my cock into my wife's pussy. I couldn't believe how wet she was.
After a minute, the guy removed his hand, so I leaned forward to say thank you to my wife. But she surprised me again and said "I bet you would like to see him fuck me with that huge cock, wouldn't you?" I just nodded and then said "why? would you do it?" She said "yes." As quick as I could, before she changed her mind, I turned to the black guy and asked him if we would like to fuck my wife. In the blink of an eye, he reached for another condom, opened the package with one hand, pulled out of his girlfriend and unrolled the condom onto his gigantic cock. I quickly moved up next to my wife so I had a good view and then the guy slowly started to inch his thick dick into my wife's dripping cunt. A thousand emotions flashed through my mind in that moment; but I was out of my mind turned on. Anyway, he very fucked her very sensuously for a few minutes until my wife came. He wasn't finished but politely pulled out and went back to fucking his girlfriend. Nothing has come close to the excitement of that moment. I have been hooked on watching my wife fuck and suck other men ever sense.
We attended a few gang-bang parties where lots of pre-screened men show up to allow women to fuck as many guys as they want. I really got off watching my wife pick out the guys and blow or fuck them. Next we found a straight guy on the internet that my wife was willing to meet for a MFM threesome. He was a nice guy and we met him 5 or six times. During one of those meetings, I slid up behind my wife while she was riding his cock and inserted my dick into her ass. She went absolutely crazy. She is usually very quite during sex, but this time she was yelling and screaming "God YES!! Fuck Me!". She came like crazy over and over. We did that again once and it was just as good the second time; but then that guy got a girlfriend and didn't want to play anymore.
We have met up with about half-dozen other men. One of them had a beautiful dick about 8 inches long but a reasonable width. He saw me fascinated by his dick and asked me if I wanted to touch it. I shyly said yes. Then I took ahold of it and slowly started to stroke it up and down. I wanted so bad to take into my mouth but was afraid i would freak him out; so instead I offered it back to my wife. After that, I couldn't stop thinking about sucking a cock.
I finally found an adult bookstore where I read that all types attended. Gay guys are the most common, but bi-guys and women looking for gang-bangs also show up from time-to-time. I visited there several times and had witnessed some interesting things; but on this one particular evening, there was only me and one other guy in the place. He was sitting on the other side of the room looking strangely at each other. He suddenly got up and walk over to me. He was standing in front of me and he said "Hi, my name is Joe". I said "Hi." He then asked me if I ever sucked a cock before and I said "No." He then said "Would you like to?" I said, "Yes. I think I would." He then pulled his shorts down and off. He wasn't wearing any underwear so his flaccid penis was directly in front of my face. It looked really small, and I was actually a bit surprised. But I leaned forward and placed my lips around his entire shaved cock and balls. It felt really strange: spongy and soft yet rubbery at the same time. He immediately started to get hard; and within a few seconds, it had grown to a couple of inches. So I started moving my mouth up and down on his cock while he stood in front of me. I was enjoying the fact that I could take his entire cock in my mouth; but that didn't last long. His dick kept on growing and was soon too big to fit comfortably in my mouth without gagging; so I moved my hand up and started stroking his shaft while moving my lips and tongue on the head. I felt a strange sense of power at that point that was out of character for me. I reached up, grabbed his hips and turned up toward the couch and made him sit down. I then moved between his legs and continued to give him a blow job. I was afraid he might come in my mouth; so I started jacking his cock with both hands paying extra attention to his frenulum while teasing his head. He started moaning like crazy and saying "Oh my god, I'm going to come!" I stroked his shaft more trying not to touch the head hoping that it would stretch it out; but he soon shot a rope of come up over my head. I really couldn't believe it. It happened so fast and afterwards, I was disappointed that I didn't let him come in my mouth. I really wanted to know what it would have felt like to have that powerful shot of come hitting the back of my throat. At that point, the owner of the shop popped his head in the door and shouted out that it was closing time. We picked up our things and left. I went straight out to my car and masturbated to one the most powerful orgasms of my life. Again, I was hooked.
I went back to that same bookstore a couple of months later. This time, I told my wife that I wanted to jerk-off another guy and she said "Ok. You can play with other guys; just no playing with other women." I hadn't told her about my first experience. I'm sure she would have been fine with it; but for some reason just felt like something I should keep to myself. I had a few more bookstore experiences; but the fear of STS's keeps me from going back there. I got the curiosity out of my system; so now I only want more traditional experiences.
My wife and I were approached by a guy who listed himself as bi and seemed nice and cute. My wife, knowing that I wanted to suck a cock but not knowing that I already had, asked me if I wanted to try a threesome with him. I jumped at it and we did hook up with the guy. My wife and I started out by sharing his cock with each of us taking turns sucking and licking his head or shaft. We moved to the bed and my wife continued to blow him while he sucked my dick. My god, did he know how to suck cock! Anyway, he came in my wife's mouth and she swallowed it all. He got up to go to the bath room and my wife turned to me and said "Oh my god, he tasted so good. You would have loved it!" I was really disappointed then. From that point on, I couldn't get the idea of swallowing a load of cum out of my mind. We found another bi-guy that joined us for a play date and I finally got taste my first load of cum only he didn't cum much so I barely knew it happened.
I have never tried anal sex with a man (giving or getting); but I do fantasize about it. I guess that would have to be under the right conditions. At this point, I am really up for trying just about anything once. The only thing I am not into is male-on-male intimacy like hugging and kissing and I am not really into getting my nipples pinched or sucked. I would, however, really like to find a bi-guy for some occasional fun when the urge strikes (him or me). I would love to find someone that I trust enough to play with from time to time - no strings attached - that won't turn into a drama and wonit disrupt my otherwise normal life. While my wife accepts my needs when it comes to other men; I still prefer to keep it discrete and private.
I'm a bi curious college student. I'm looking to get some experience having fun with other people. I want to try anything and everything sexual. I'm almost always horny and I am good in bed with women and still wondering how I am with men. I know I am good at giving any oral whether it be giving head or eating out. And I last a long time fucking. I've never cum from a blowjob or handjob. I am attracted to most types and especially attracted to transsexuals and sexy young women. I want to meet up any night possible and have fun. Hit me up. I'm a shy sub guy but after we get started I open up pretty quick.
Easy going..adventurous ,thick and uncut cock for lots of foreskin fun,.not into pain. but into.oral and pleasurable and detail foreplay, love to give and receive head....looking for discreet oral encounter..very discreet and clean...d/d free..lets let our mouths,cocks,balls and assholes have fun in ther encounter with our lips and tonguest and release that love juice as a team !!
I am an attractive, intelligent, polite, and adventurous SWM of Italian decent. I'm an experienced swinger and I'm comfortable in a variety of settings. The 3 things it seems most couples look for in a SWM when I browse the ads are: a huge cock, under 50, and little or no body hair. Well, I'm in my 50s, have a decent/solid cock, and trim the privates as best I can without bathing in NAIR.
I have a ton of fun and I've met some fabulous folks. I hope you'll say hi.
I have been in the lifestyle for over 9 years. I have no performance anxiety nor do I ask awkward questions. I am well-spoken, polite, respectful, curious with understandably needed discretion and can host at times. I am a nudist by nature. I like bowling, darts, pool, boating, dining out, sexy games and adult parties with all the trimmings as I am not homophobic in the least. It is in my opinion the penis is a beautiful thing second only to a vagina.
I have hosted and I've been a guest. I love women who are excited by multiple men. It's what got me started in swinging. I love the role being the second man or center of attention during couple play and also -- of course -- I love bi-women.
I am a connoisseur of American beer (Michelob), fine Puerto Rican rum (Capt. Morgan) and robust Colombian tobacco.
Because of the stigma surrounding single men, I would love to meet a HWP and fun loving bi or bi curious woman who is seeking a friendship/partnership to attend lifestyle events together, ie, M&G's, theme parties, swinger cruises, etc.
Any use of this profile other than viewing or opening communication for what this venue is all about, ie. 3 sums, 4 sums, more sums or research (I love the science) in lite bondage, dom/sub fantasy, nibbling/biting, same sex contact, nipple/anal play, etc. is against my privacy rights and will lead to legal ramifications against individuals, institutions, groups, or anyone or anything. That being said, for the advancement of the Lifestyle .. LET'S PLAY!
I love pop quizzes, don't you? Okay, on the fly I am a lucky man; married to a beautiful woman that is a great cook and wonderful lover. Fortunately for me she is also bi. Unfortunately, she and I work opposite shifts and rarely see each other. Also, she plays with her small group of friends and I often head off to work wondering...
While I have had a few encounters with guys, I prefer transexuals since they literally have the best of both worlds. Most other places you go they are a meat market of guys parading as women or 'passable' TS's that look more like Mike Tyson than Kim Devine; then I ran across this place. I'm here to talk to others, since I can't really talk to most of my friends about this.
If your a guy who's versatile or a bottom and between 27 and 37, I'm still interested in you as well!! Okay, I'm interested in your cock... It's been a long, long time since I've had a guys cock between my lips, hips or anything else! I'm told that it's like riding a bike (remembering how to lick a hard cock - not sitting across your lap...). So, don't hesitate to drop me a line; who knows where it may lead!
Very happily and securely married. Wife knows all and approves but doesn't join. She prefers to hear about the stories I bring home to share with her about my adventures with others. I don't smoke or drink (but not against those that do), am drug and disease free, so this is the only vice I have left. I am not into head games or competitions and have nothing to prove to anyone. I just enjoy all aspects of sensual and erotic play with like-minded, fun adults. Very open minded, versatile, and flexible. I have been surgically safe for many years and have no kids to prove it. I'm not into children, blood, or real pain (mine or anyone else's...but erotic discomfort can be AMAZING!)...other than that, am open to just about any and all positions and combinations. I am always very oral and very happy to help clean up before, during, and after. Prefer couples or moresomes but can meet with select singles. Not into role playing but can be happily submissive to serve and please. I am happiest when I can give pleasure to others, help them explore and live out their fantasies. Care to share a few with me? I'll do whatever I can to make them real.
Update 11/10/2012 - We are highly interested these days in finding a guy (or2) (or maybe a MF couple) who is READY for BI fun. If you are "curious" or unsure of your preferences or looking to learn, we aren't a fit. Our opportunities to play are limited. When we DO get to play, we want to spend that time with someone who is comfortable with both of us. We really enjoy MMF s. We are both completely happily married for more than 20 yrs AND completely happily Bi sexual.She is 5'4", 150 lbs, firm 38 DD tits, shaved pussy. s it all - loves to have her tits fucked, she's multi orgasmic and can be brought to the point of squirting, wants DP action. s to watch him suck the guys and be sucked by the guys. s the ladies - licking their pussies, playing with toys, watching him fuck them. He is 5'8" 160 muscular, fit, 6" solid, nipples pierced, shaved completely smooth from the neck to the toes. s to suck cock and pussy, loves ass play - top and bottom, loves getting and giving male head, especially when she watches and helps! He and she are quite exhibitionistic and uninhibited.
There are two doctors in the U.S. who are willing to do this surgical procedure for a very high price. Around $18,000.00. The success rate is about 3%. Recovery rate is 4 to 8 months with a great deal of discomfort in that time period. This procedure is not recommended by the American Medical Association because of it's high cost and extremely low success rate. Plastic surgery to inject fat in the penis is a successful procedure, however, it will only make the penis fatter and not longer and must be done every 6 to 8 months. In my further research I found a device that is accepted by the A.M.A. It is a mechanical device that you clamp to your penis at the head and base. Over a period of time you change out the screws to longer ones thus stretching the penis a little at a time. Best outcome is 2" in about 12 months. The cost is around $ 300.00 and up. You most keep it on for a long time. LOL. Go on the internet and look-up penile extensions.
Now this is a topic I have to reply to!! I didn't experience my first uncut until I had already been with a man who was cut. It was an amazing experience to have that little extra accessory to play with. While having no clear cut preference, I think an uncut cock is such a unique and sexy thing. I can't imagine why women or men shy away from them. It's the natural state of the penis. As for sensitivity, I would have to say an uncut man seems to be a bit more sensitive in my experience but then again, I don't have a penis so maybe I am just blowing smoke! lol However, I truly love being able to run my tongue between the foreskin and the head..it's such a turn on to me and I know from the reactions I got from my then lover, it was very much so to him as well. Just my 2 cents on a subject close to my heart!! Smooches....Cheryl
OK I found the answer. heres prolly more than you wanted to know...hehe
Erect Length Measuring:
Erect length is what anyone is interested in. And it is best to measure from the side of the penis. This method is the standardized and used by researchers to measure the "average penis size" which is incidentally between 6" - 6.5" erect length. First of all make sure you have a 100% erection where you would consider your penis the "most erect". While holding your penis below the head and place the ruler next to it with your other hand. The ruler must be slightly pressing against your pubic bone. Measure to the nearest millimeter and be sure that you do not EXAGGERATE the measurement. It is recommended that you under exaggerate, because exaggeration on the measurement could result a lack of motivation in the future.
Flaccid Length Measuring:
Flaccid length of the penis is dictated by many factors, including the ambient temperature. This might mean that you have contradicting results depending on the temperature of the situation that you are in currently. In order to keep results accurate we provide a standardized way for measuring the flaccid penis. Flaccid gains are the first gains coming with penis enlargement program. You should stand up straight and extend your flaccid penis in front of you (it is really important NOT to stretch it), your penis should now be parallel with the floor. Now, place the ruler next to your penis so it is slightly pressing against the pubic bone. The ruler and your penis should be parallel with each other (as shown in the video).
Flaccid Girth Measuring:
The girth is extremely awkward to measure cause many people have different measurements of girth size, depending on which part of the penis they actually measure. The standardized way is to measure in the centre of the penis shaft. While flaccid, hold your penis out in front of you and then, wrap a tape measure around. You do not have to pull the tape measure too hard, pull it to a reasonable level and try to remember this LEVEL of pulling for the next time. Average flaccid length of girth is about 3"-4". On our photographs the model has really large flaccid length and girth and it is most likely that yours will be smaller.
Erect Girth Measuring:
Firstly, make sure your penis is 100% erect and then go on measuring. Now, hold your penis out in front of you so it is parallel with the floor. With your other hand place the tape measure around the penis making sure not to pull too much tight. The average erect girth is 5" - 5.5" according to the most recent surveys.
I undressed, gave him head (as you can see from the pic above), and then wanted to feel him inside of me. The only way to do it was to back onto his penis. Not the most comfortable position fro someone my height, but it was fun
If I had a penis I'd wear it outside
In cafes and car lots with pomp and with pride
If I had a penis I'd pamper it proper
I'd stay in the tub and use me as a stopper
If I had a penis I'd take it to parties
Stretch it and stroke it and shove it at smarties
I'd take it to pet shows and teach it to stay
I'd stuff it in turkeys on thanksgiving day
I'd rival my buddies in sportscars and stick-shifts
I'd shower my spire with girlies and gifts
I'd peek around corners
I'd aim at my toilet
I'd poke it at foreigners
And soap it and oil it
If I had a penis I'd run to my mother
Comb out the hair and compare it to brother
I'd lance her, I'd knight her, my hands would indulge
Pants would seem tighter and buckle and bulge
A penis to plunder, a penis to push
Cause one in the hand is worth one in the bush
A penis to love me, a penis to share...
To pick up and play with when nobody's there
I'd sit like a guy, I'd straddle the chair
I'd play with my fly, albeit with care
I'd dip it in chocolate, I'd stick it in sockets
Go to the movies with hands deep in pockets
I'd stick it in vacuums on vacant verandas
Gas-guzzling bottles and poodles and pandas
And puddles and drain pipes and doggies and ditches,
Pool halls and potholes and bottles and bitches...
If I had a penis, I'd climb every mountain
I'd force it on females
I'd pee like a fountain...
If I had a penis I'd still be a girl,
But I'd make much more money and conquer the world.
It doesn't really matter to me, I like the penis, whether it has a bit of skin covering the head or not doesn't really bother me. Although, I've never been with a guy that wasn't cut. Most American guys are...
AJAXXX missed the point. No one is saying don't put up penis pictures, they are saying please show us more than just that. I will let you men in on a little secret, the penis is really not that important! I want to see the whole package, as do most women I really hate it when I get a message from a guy, and he attaches 20 pictures of his penis! One is not enough? You're chances of meeting women or couples will greatly improve if you show us more than just your penis. For me, it's a real turn off as that tells me the man in question is only thinking of one thing.
I understand fully about not wanting to show your face, not everyone is comfortable doing that. You can still show full body pictures with your face blurred out, and make a note in your profile about how you will exchange proper pictures on request.
Sorry Robert, but we must disagree with your entire post. Your analogy about your grandfather just doesn't work in this day. We do look at much more then just the pussy and the dick, we look at the package surrounding everything. Sure, 50 years ago, your Grandfather may have said "All Women look the same when you stand em on their heads." But that was a really sexist attitude that doesn't hold true today. Most of us are looking for more that just the genitals, as we realize the genitals are such a small part of real sex. The person is the most important part of sex. Everything else is secondary.
Yes, to the man, how we treat the penis is quite important, and most women understand that. But to the woman, it really is not the "end all and be all" of sex. It's just part of it.
I will say that I have been with many men, both big and small. My sexual satisfaction has never had anything to do with penis size. That is some sort of myth that men seem to propagate. I really don't care about the size of a man's penis, and most of the women I know in the Lifestyle don't either. It;s the attitude of the man that gets me off, the way he makes love to me, not the size of his dick. size is really the least of my concerns. I truly feel sorry for any woman that thinks otherwise, as they are missing out on some real fun.
Yes Robert, we women understand that your penis is important to you. It's just not all that important to us! You guys need to understand that. We prefer the package the penis is wrapped in that the penis itself
Actually, there is a surgical procedure that will make your penis an inch longer on average. It has to do with cutting the ligament that supports your penis. It's become a fairly common cosmetic surgery for men.
Well, I have to agree with you. Men give far better BJ's than women. I think it has a great deal to do with the fact that as men we know what would feel good to us and apply that knowledge to other males when we give head. I heard lady friends make the same remarks when comparing head by same sex as well. There are wonderful exceptions, of course, and bad head is always better than no head.
I have a question for ladies who like both anal and vaginal intercourse. How would you compare one to the other? How are they alike and how are they different? I love the feel of either a strapon or a penis sliding in and out of my ass! I am wondering if this wonderful feeling is like what a woman feels with a penis sliding in and out of her vagina. Thank you for any replies.
My first time also came when i was very young. I was at a picnic and some older boys were picking on two children younger than me. They reminded me of my younger brothers so I defended them. Only one of the older boys persisted and we got into a fight. I was overpowered obviously as I was much smaller then the 18 year old male. After the fight he persisted in picking on me and told me the only way he would quit is if I would suck his cock and swallow. i did and became sick to my stomach, so much so that I puked. I went and told on him and the state police were called and came and arrested him.
Since then I have been curious about what it would be like to voluntarily suck a mans penis and swallow his cum. I fantasize about it all the time and masturbate while i fantasize. It's the reason I came to this site. I want to meet men online here and perform felatio for them. I am looking for guys with cocks of 8 to 12 inches with thick creamy sweet loads.
While you may feel sorry for me in some way after reading this I am asking you to please help me fulfill my desires in my adult life. I am now 54 years old and in the middle of a divorce from my wife of almost 17 years. To this day I still have not given a man head and for me time is running out. I do not want to wait any longer and need to suck as many cocks of men who will agree to meet me. I am 6ft. 2 inches tall and weigh approximately 265. I am somewhat muscular in build as I workout and work in the yard all the time. However I am a gentle man and very submissive. I want to get on my knees in front of you and have you slide your penis in my mouth. i promise to suck you until you are pleased, however many times that takes. I want to be able to look into your eyes and have you nod your head in approval. I will take on up to 3 men at one time. i just have to find out what it is really like before it is too late for me. I am waiting to hear from you to do you.
hey, i started with just that, wanting to touch another penis and or mutually masturbate another guy. Slowly, it led to more than that. The first time i saw two guys kissing, i thougth it was a turn off. I couldnt see myself doing that. then, i had my first kiss and then i sucked on my firs penis. This has progressed to the point where i am happy having sex with both men and women. Basically, it all turns me on now. Naked women and naked men. with both is quite enjoyable.
ok, this is kind of embarressing, and i feel kinda rude asking this. and please, i do not intend to offend anybody, im just curious. my boyfriend, well, he has a VERY strong scent and taste down there. i've been with many other guys, and given many of them head, but the first time i gave my boyfriend head i was gagging just from the smell. i mean i know its not supposed to smell like flowers down there, i know i dont smell that great down there. no one does really, in my opinion. but usually i dont have a problem with the smell, of others guys penis's. but my bf's is quite Strong in smell and taste, very sour. i feel horrible for sayin this, i love him So much. but this is why im asking here. im curious if anyone else, would mind telling me, if they have come across this. i would appreciate it.
again dont mean to be rude or offend. and another thing, does him being uncircumsized have anything to do with it? hes VERY clean, trust me. but i dont know, i've also haven't been with anyone uncircumsized before. any opinions, or advice on what i could do to, to get past the smell and taste would be greatly appreciated. THANKS!!