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We LOVE to read about first time same sex stories with LOTS of details so we can imagine being there or having it happen to us. We both like male male stories and girl girl stories so feel free to send us your TRUE story...
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This type of sex is still a fantasy for me yet. But exactly what I put in my intro. I want to be turned out by a bi couple to where the man starts fucking me like a girl. Real hard so I am moaning and the woman is into it and playing with herself and encouraging him to fuck me harder. Then she puts her pussy in my face and I eat her out while her man is fucking me. my biggest fantasy about bisex
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I've even written stories about people I've met online...
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These stories are great and I would love to do them all and to have more to write about!!!
Dogs
I love hearing stories of girls who let their dog lick their pussy
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Nothing like the real thing, , , , Photos, Video & Stories, When they are real, their all good

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I have written a few erotic stories in my time...love to write but more importantly love to share!
Story Writing
I've written some stories, and have several of them on various erotica websites out there. If you're interested, I can tell you where to find them, and which ones you may be particularly interested in...
Haunted Houses
Let me tell you why this topic pisses me off. I own a supposed haunted house. I have many stories of people who lived here, visited here and it's all over town. The local newspaper wanted to do a story. I said no. I have had numerous people who have had some sort of experience. I have lived here 24 yrs and not a one. I actually went through the house and barn pleading with them to connect No luck. I hope they do though. I wouldn't tell anyone anyway. not with out proof.

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Younger thirties guy interested in older men and women over 55. Would love a three way with an older daddy /grandpa and his wife. Or just one on one with an older man or woman would be great. Any older men out there want a younger guy to play with? Or any couples out there need a good hard cock to satisfy you and your wife's needs? I am very mature, clean, told I am good looking, safe and can be as discreet as you want. Lets play!
I'm married, but I fantasize sometimes...I write erotic stories, many of which are explorations of my sexuality. I can't hook up realtime, but I like to meet new people, male, female or couples, it doesn't matter to me.
bi - enjoy pics, vids and stories of m/m oral. Have now started acting on these urges and enjoy oral
Visiting Nashville Sunday October 20 - evening of Wednesday the 23rd. Would be nice to have a coffee or drink with a bsp friend! Drop me a note? Easy going guy looking to enjoy life with friends. Erotically inclined and open minded about finding mutual pleasure. the classic literotica stories getting lucky in all sorts of interesting ways! Care to lend a hand or three?
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Very happily and securely married. Wife knows all and approves but doesn't join. She prefers to hear about the stories I bring home to share with her about my adventures with others. I don't smoke or drink (but not against those that do), am drug and disease free, so this is the only vice I have left. I am not into head games or competitions and have nothing to prove to anyone. I just enjoy all aspects of sensual and erotic play with like-minded, fun adults. Very open minded, versatile, and flexible. I have been surgically safe for many years and have no kids to prove it. I'm not into children, blood, or real pain (mine or anyone else's...but erotic discomfort can be AMAZING!)...other than that, am open to just about any and all positions and combinations. I am always very oral and very happy to help clean up before, during, and after. Prefer couples or moresomes but can meet with select singles. Not into role playing but can be happily submissive to serve and please. I am happiest when I can give pleasure to others, help them explore and live out their fantasies. Care to share a few with me? I'll do whatever I can to make them real.
Life just gets better and better y'all! When it's right, you know it and it is right right right! Hello and Welcome to our world ... you may also refer to oo7dot (D icks profile...) We are a couple who met on BP (thanks Bill n Pattie!) We are totally in & Devoted to Each Other ! WE love to entertain & strive to make everyone feel comfortable & Free to be themselves. : He has long, dark, curly hair, an infectious laugh, a warm wonderful smile & an amazing sense of humor. A tongue so talented your tender parts will be doing "The Dance of Joy" & Thanking you for days on end when you have an intimate encounter with him! ! ! : She has medium length brown hair and curves in All the right places. She also has velvety soft skin and an impish, naughty sense of humor. When those turquoise eyes light up and her lips curl in a cheeky grin be assured that something lovely and decadent will soon follow! (Damn She's Fun ! !) We both love music (he's a little bit classical, she's a little bit rock n roll... Not A Bad Mix.....LOL) We both write "Anything & Everything" from songs, free verse, short stories to erotica.We enjoy singing...We love animals and various other types of flora & fauna........ WE truly enjoy People & Value Our True Friends. BP has been Very Good to Us. We have Friends All over the country & Canada. We Are An Open Book & Adding New chapters every day ........ We are both collectors of antiques and anything interesting, odd and unique.. One of the many reasons we like each other so much! LOL We are looking for people especially couples who are like minded and do not take themselves nor life too seriously, who "Play Well with Others" and are open to go with the flow and have a good time. By the same token, we are very respectful of other people and their boundaries. "No Pressure" is also an important phrase in our vocabulary. He has an engineering background and she anthropological so our interests seem to mesh and meld quite nicely. Life is a sumptuous banquet meant to be enjoyed and shared with others. Would you care to dine with us?

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One early evening, a police car pulled up in front of grandma Marge's house, and grandpa Stanley gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the neighborhood park and couldn't find his way home.

"Oh Stanley", said grandma Marge. "You've been going to that park for over thirty years! How could you get lost?"

Leaning close to his wife, so that the policeman couldn't hear, grandpa Stanley whispered, "I wasn't lost. I was just too tired to walk home."

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A little boy turned to his grandpa and said, "Grandpa, please talk like a frog."

Grandpa replied, "What? I'm not going to talk like a frog!"

The little boy again asked, "Come on, Grandpa. Talk like a frog, please."

Grandpa again said, "No! Go bother your grandmother."

The little boy finally gave up and left.

A little while later, the little boy's sister came in and said, "Grandpa will you talk like a frog for me?"

Grandpa, of course, replied, "NO!"

The little girl then bed, "Please, Grandpa will you talk just like a frog?"

Grandpa was very disturbed by now and asked, "What is it with you and your brother? Why in the world do you want me to talk like a frog?"

The little girl looked at her Grandpa and said, "Well, last night daddy told us that when you croak, we're going to go to Disney World."

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One day while taking my Grandpa shopping for shoes at the local mall, we stopped into the food court for lunch.
While we're eating, a young kid comes over and sits at the table next to us. I notice Grandpa staring at the kid, and pretty soon the kid notices it. Grandpa's being pretty obvious, and everytime the kid looks over, there's Grandpa staring. Now, this kid is a punker, spiked hair, with 3 different colors, blue, green, and yellow. You all know the type...
Finally the kid can't take it and asks, "Got problem old man?"..now knowing Grandpa, I hurry up and swallow my food so as not to choke when he answers..good thing I did...because his response was...


"Well, one day when I was your age I got drunk and fucked a peacock, I just was wondering if you could be my son"

*someone sent this to me and I thought...don't we all wish we could come up with a good cumback like that
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A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?"

"Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us."

"Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?"

"Oh, the stork brought us too."

"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" the boy persisted.

"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the mother, by now starting to squirm a little.

Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

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Little Freddy was puzzled as to his origin.
"How did I get here, Mommy?"
His mother said, using a well-worn phrase, "God sent you."
"And did God send YOU, too Mommy?"
"Yes, Freddy, He did."
"And GRANDMA and GREAT GRANDMA and DADDY, too?"
Again the answer was "Yes, Freddy, He did." Little Freddy shook
his head in disbelief. "Then you mean to tell me there's been no
*fucking* in this family for 100 years?!?!?
No wonder everyone is so cranky!"
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Shame you hooked up with Grandpa there or there would have been a success story with us.
i have read a few of your stories now. very good stuff! very creative. i really hope that you keep writing these stories.
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Looking for a Bi couple in the Jacksonville, Fl., area willing to take me aside and teach me how to play. Am in need of some experience.
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OMG go Grandma!!!!!
You just gotta love your Grandma! LOL
Holy Crap!!! Save some for me grandma!!!!!
Hi. My name is will. I've been here for a bit, but haven't found that perfect couple or female to fill my ecstasy and passion. I was wondering if there anyone would like to chat?

I'm a simple person with a vibrant imagination and very healthy, passionate appetite. I would love to swap stories with someone or, hopefully, make some stories of our own.

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