Bisex Grandma & Grandpa Stories
|bigcoc23||Here mainly for friendships. Not looking to hook up. Just looking for good friends and people to talk to and discuss life and stories.|
|Susurrus||I'm married, but I fantasize sometimes...I write erotic stories, many of which are explorations of my sexuality. I can't hook up realtime, but I like to meet new people, male, female or couples, it doesn't matter to me.|
|fantasyoral||bi - enjoy pics, vids and stories of m/m oral. Have now started acting on these urges and enjoy oral|
|ZenfulDesirez||While not composing music or drawing or watching my stocks during the days, I write, all genres, some professionally from radio and television ads to political speeches to --- wait for it ---- waaaaait --- EROTICA (keep an eye out for short stories, tutorials, and even novels in the near future, under the name Trevor Zach) ... I have a BS in Psychiatry and a BA in Journalism, and since my sophomore year at USC (GAG, and not the good kind mind You) where I met my first Zen Mentor, a beautiful young chic/cheerleader (now an amazingly addicKtive woman raking in a six figure salary, and very generous – pardon the pride of my friend/mentor/soulmate/but not together in the way most people assume soulmates are. From a short story of mine I read in Graduate Creative Writing 601, to the up and introducing of who would become Mistress Julie, and to me shortly after our first lunch, Mentor Julie (though more like tor, than MENtor|
|xxxplrer||Very happily and securely married. Wife knows all and approves but doesn't join. She prefers to hear about the stories I bring home to share with her about my adventures with others. I don't smoke or drink (but not against those that do), am drug and disease free, so this is the only vice I have left. I am not into head games or competitions and have nothing to prove to anyone. I just enjoy all aspects of sensual and erotic play with like-minded, fun adults. Very open minded, versatile, and flexible. I have been surgically safe for many years and have no kids to prove it. I'm not into children, blood, or real pain (mine or anyone else's...but erotic discomfort can be AMAZING!)...other than that, am open to just about any and all positions and combinations. I am always very oral and very happy to help clean up before, during, and after. Prefer couples or moresomes but can meet with select singles. Not into role playing but can be happily submissive to serve and please. I am happiest when I can give pleasure to others, help them explore and live out their fantasies. Care to share a few with me? I'll do whatever I can to make them real.|
|oo7dot||One early evening, a police car pulled up in front of grandma Marge's house, and grandpa Stanley gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the neighborhood park and couldn't find his way home. |
"Oh Stanley", said grandma Marge. "You've been going to that park for over thirty years! How could you get lost?"
Leaning close to his wife, so that the policeman couldn't hear, grandpa Stanley whispered, "I wasn't lost. I was just too tired to walk home."
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|oo7dot||A little boy turned to his grandpa and said, "Grandpa, please talk like a frog." |
Grandpa replied, "What? I'm not going to talk like a frog!"
The little boy again asked, "Come on, Grandpa. Talk like a frog, please."
Grandpa again said, "No! Go bother your grandmother."
The little boy finally gave up and left.
A little while later, the little boy's sister came in and said, "Grandpa will you talk like a frog for me?"
Grandpa, of course, replied, "NO!"
The little girl then bed, "Please, Grandpa will you talk just like a frog?"
Grandpa was very disturbed by now and asked, "What is it with you and your brother? Why in the world do you want me to talk like a frog?"
The little girl looked at her Grandpa and said, "Well, last night daddy told us that when you croak, we're going to go to Disney World."
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|blondenymph77||One day while taking my Grandpa shopping for shoes at the local mall, we stopped into the food court for lunch. |
While we're eating, a young kid comes over and sits at the table next to us. I notice Grandpa staring at the kid, and pretty soon the kid notices it. Grandpa's being pretty obvious, and everytime the kid looks over, there's Grandpa staring. Now, this kid is a punker, spiked hair, with 3 different colors, blue, green, and yellow. You all know the type...
Finally the kid can't take it and asks, "Got problem old man?"..now knowing Grandpa, I hurry up and swallow my food so as not to choke when he answers..good thing I did...because his response was...
"Well, one day when I was your age I got drunk and fucked a peacock, I just was wondering if you could be my son"
*someone sent this to me and I thought...don't we all wish we could come up with a good cumback like that
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Festive Party At Nice Restaurant $400.00
, &Liquor $500.00
Nude Stripper $75.00 Per Hour
PICTURES OF GRANDMA BLOWING THE STRIPPER: PRICELESS
|shivering||An out-of-breath 7 year-old girl ran up to her grandfather, who was tinkering in his workshop, and confronted him with the universally dreaded (by adults) question, “What is sex…?”|
He was surprised she’d ask such a question at her age, but thought if she’s old enough to ask, she’s old enough to get a straight answer. He wouldn’t shirk his responsibility.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to describe for her all the variations of human sexuality he could conjure, careful to impress upon her the joys and responsibilities of intercourse and procreation.
When finally Grandpa was done pontificating, the little girl stood frozen, as though nailed to the spot, and looked at him with her mouth open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing she was overwhelmed, he asked what caused her sudden curiosity. His granddaughter shook off her reverie and replied, “Grandma says dinner will be ready in a couple of secs.”
|oo7dot||A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?"|
"Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us."
"Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?"
"Oh, the stork brought us too."
"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" the boy persisted.
"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the mother, by now starting to squirm a little.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."
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|Curious1srching||Little Freddy was puzzled as to his origin. |
"How did I get here, Mommy?"
His mother said, using a well-worn phrase, "God sent you."
"And did God send YOU, too Mommy?"
"Yes, Freddy, He did."
"And GRANDMA and GREAT GRANDMA and DADDY, too?"
Again the answer was "Yes, Freddy, He did." Little Freddy shook
his head in disbelief. "Then you mean to tell me there's been no
*fucking* in this family for 100 years?!?!?
No wonder everyone is so cranky!"
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|ShavedBiGuy123||Shame you hooked up with Grandpa there or there would have been a success story with us.|
|coupleofyoung||i have read a few of your stories now. very good stuff! very creative. i really hope that you keep writing these stories. |
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I know none of these people personally but really wish I did!
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|CrazyMountainGirlie||OMG go Grandma!!!!!|
|Coffeehound||You just gotta love your Grandma! LOL|
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This type of sex is still a fantasy for me yet. But exactly what I put in my intro. I want to be turned out by a bi couple to where the man starts fucking me like a girl. Real hard so I am moaning and the woman is into it and playing with herself and encouraging him to fuck me harder. Then she puts her pussy in my face and I eat her out while her man is fucking me. my biggest fantasy about bisex
I've even written stories about people I've met online...
I love hearing stories of girls who let their dog lick their pussy
Nothing like the real thing, , , , Photos, Video & Stories, When they are real, their all good
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I have written a few erotic stories in my time...love to write but more importantly love to share!
I've written some stories, and have several of them on various erotica websites out there. If you're interested, I can tell you where to find them, and which ones you may be particularly interested in...
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