Bisex Grandma & Grandpa Stories
|mamascurious||Outgoing,outspoken,fun,happy. Mom/grandma. Always looking to meet new ppl. Curious about things and adventurous.|
|atlanta8991||33yo bi-curious male. I am excited to be a member of this site. After reading some forums and profiles I realized that the people here use the site to express their sexual interests that are normally taboo. So, I guess my purpose here is taboo too, but thats cool here. Was took back when I realised that people were posting xxx pictures for the world to see. I have to say that when i pulled my cock out to take the first xxx pic I was so turned on by it. Have enjoyed the comments from other users regarding my pics. I am here because I have a cock curiosity. My girlfriend would not be cool with it, so I am out looking for a fun couple (sometimes just an endowed man) that would like to invite one more to experience some sexual fantacies. Specifically I would like to give a double blowjob with a woman. She put the cock in my mouth and I put it in hers until he cums. If anyone is interested or just wants to talk about it please feel free to contact me anytime. I enjoy the pics and stories that other members have to share. Bisexual MMF videos and pictures are really hot too. Might want to make some of my own or someone elses. I am DD free and prefer to keep it that way. Have has a couple of experiences with TS (with protection), but would prefer a friendship. Also, it would be cool to have a bisex penpal.|
|bigcoc23||Here mainly for friendships. Not looking to hook up. Just looking for good friends and people to talk to and discuss life and stories.|
|Susurrus||I'm married, but I fantasize sometimes...I write erotic stories, many of which are explorations of my sexuality. I can't hook up realtime, but I like to meet new people, male, female or couples, it doesn't matter to me.|
|horni0marco||normal guy looking to see what other pleasures are out there i read stories of all different pleasures fantasy or real|
|keithmichael_62||Grandpa looking for grandpas and or grandmas the senior citizens.......they just turn me on.....and when you find one with fire still burning, they will satisfy every itch.......oh my.....I love sex.....I am highly sex loving......and have no respector of persons...... sex with other horny people.....who are kind, gentle, and interested in both our needs....
What else do you say? I am very open minded..love uncut, love cream pies left in the oven...smile. love how bodies respond to age......the sags, wrinkles, broken veins, bulgy tummies.........I am natural and hairy and look for the same.....Really looking for horny older folks.
cyber, chat, emails, and meeting seniors who love senior lovers......all smile, Just love the old grandparents......|
|fantasyoral||bi - enjoy pics, vids and stories of m/m oral. Have now started acting on these urges and enjoy oral|
|ThreewazeBest||An educated GL successful professional, secure with myself. I hit the gym almost every day, so I maintain very good physical condition. I have a type A personality, but definitely have the ability to turn it off at playtime. None of us are going to be here forever, so we should really enjoy what we have to the fullest before it's gone. I really enjoy MFM threesomes, and ideally would like to meet open minded couples or women who enjoy the company of bi men. I would also like to meet other bi men who are into MFM, and I know a few ladies who like bisex men, so let's make this happen and have some delicious sexual adventures. I particularly like playing in a nice hotel room, drinking some good wine and wearing their bathrobe - that's the good life!|
|Grampscocksucker||This may be pretty different for an ad but here goes. I started fooling around with my (adult) step grandson when he was 20. The wife was no longer into sex and I was horny as hell all the time. Caught my step grandson watching man-on-man porn one night and asked if he ever had any experiences. Long story short, I had myself a hot cocksucker. Oh, and he's black which really turned me on as I always wanted to see a pair of black lips on my White dick. In time, he was also sucking my buddies, many of them truckers. They really seem to enjoy him (he's now in his 40's) I love watching him sucking other men and he's always asking if I have other buddies. So if there are any truckers here who pass through the Wisconsin/Illinois border on 94, I have a good mouth that you may want to use for relief! Can give you stories and his number if you want to reach him.|
|ZenfulDesirez||While not composing music or drawing or watching my stocks during the days, I write, all genres, some professionally from radio and television ads to political speeches to --- wait for it ---- waaaaait --- EROTICA (keep an eye out for short stories, tutorials, and even novels in the near future, under the name Trevor Zach) ... I have a BS in Psychiatry and a BA in Journalism, and since my sophomore year at USC (GAG, and not the good kind mind You) where I met my first Zen Mentor, a beautiful young chic/cheerleader (now an amazingly addicKtive woman raking in a six figure salary, and very generous – pardon the pride of my friend/mentor/soulmate/but not together in the way most people assume soulmates are. From a short story of mine I read in Graduate Creative Writing 601, to the up and introducing of who would become Mistress Julie, and to me shortly after our first lunch, Mentor Julie (though more like tor, than MENtor|
|xxxplrer||Very happily and securely married. Wife knows all and approves but doesn't join. She prefers to hear about the stories I bring home to share with her about my adventures with others. I don't smoke or drink (but not against those that do), am drug and disease free, so this is the only vice I have left. I am not into head games or competitions and have nothing to prove to anyone. I just enjoy all aspects of sensual and erotic play with like-minded, fun adults. Very open minded, versatile, and flexible. I have been surgically safe for many years and have no kids to prove it. I'm not into children, blood, or real pain (mine or anyone else's...but erotic discomfort can be AMAZING!)...other than that, am open to just about any and all positions and combinations. I am always very oral and very happy to help clean up before, during, and after. Prefer couples or moresomes but can meet with select singles. Not into role playing but can be happily submissive to serve and please. I am happiest when I can give pleasure to others, help them explore and live out their fantasies. Care to share a few with me? I'll do whatever I can to make them real.|
|sfsexycouple||We’ve been married for 15 years, are passionately in love and in the lifestyle as a joint adventure. We're both attractive, classy, very fit, and have the right equipment. She is a terrific 63 (photos are only two years old). She is a 5' 6", 120lbs sexy redhead with a great smile, beautiful breasts, and is shaved. He is a young 65; 6' and 175 lbs, has brown hair with a distinguished touch of gray, well-muscled, a nice seven inch cock, and is shaved. We're well-educated, very successful professionals. We are now fortunate to have the flexibility to play and travel around the US and elsewhere. We are very fit, workout 5-6 times a week (weights, spin, jogging, yoga), and like active vacations (skiing, hiking, mountain biking, kayaking, white water rafting) in beautiful spots all over the world. But we are as comfortable in a tuxedo and elegant gown (or sexy play clothes, or nothing at all!) as in jeans and hiking boots. So we enjoy the finer things in life--theater, dancing, music, film, food, wine . . . you?
We've been in the lifestyle four years and love what we’ve experienced. We’ve gone to private clubs, house parties, the SF Swingers Convention, Naughty in N'awlins, Hedo III, Desire Cabo and Cancun, been on many dates, hosted our own meet and greet, and organized our a bisex Napa resort takeover. We've had some great times and met some wonderful people in the lifestyle from the U.S. and all over the world. We travel a lot, so although we live in San Francisco and have a home on the Nevada side of South Lake Tahoe, our currently listed location may be elsewhere . . . hopefully near you.|
|gogan||I just got out of a pretty serious relationship and im not looking to get attached any time soon. However, im very sexual and i am looking for some fun. I've never tried but i've kind of been curious about this lifestyle, and thought i would do a bit of tenative expoloring. I am interested in exchanging some stories, fantasies, and/or exploring with some patient couples together. Mainly i guess im looking for people that are easy going with a good sense of humor and who are out to have some fun. I havent got any photos up yet but should have in the next couple of days and will send you some if replied to. I have been told and consider myself to be very attractive. I am 5'11 175lbs, brown hair and brown eyes, and have an athelic build. I am mellow, love to laugh, have a good sense of humor, and very easy going. I love to go out dancing at clubs and often find myself out in hollywood. I also spend some of my leisure time doing other things like hanging out with friends, hiking, going to the beach, seeing movies, and generally anything thats a good time with good company.
> ually, im up for most anything and love to explore. Quickies can be fun, but i really like long hours of touching, teasing, and foreplay building to amazing sex. I have alot of stamnia to please and generally can cum several times without a pause inbetween.. im not sure if that counts as multi-orgasmic but women in my past relationships said they havent experienced anything like it. Absolutely love giving and recieving oral. I've had some experiences with men where ive jerked them off and have gotten sucked off and jerked off once each by a couple different men. It was quite erotic and i am curious about exploring that some more... especially with a man/woman couple. I would also consider another single male or gay couple if it was enticing enough. Give me a send.|
|tgsandie||*****Read All Of My Profile Or Do Not Reply*****
As of 11/25/2012.. I am in Phoenix Arizona and will be here for a few months. I have my own place here and can entertain men that want to meet. I would like to and want to meet men from the area I prefer black men but I am open to well hung men of any race that wish to meet.Email me here after you read my profile and I will send you my cell number. I have a apartment in the west vally of phoenix. I am very discrete. I am clean. I am fun!
I love to suck dick and get fucked HARD and ROUGH!
If this seems like I have to many rules and regulation and you prefer not to read all of it that is fine but please do not bother me in any way if that is the way you feel.
Because weather a person want to meet just for one night stands, sex, to be friends and long term sex partners and friends or for a relationship honest, respect and trust is a very important factor in ANY type of relationship! When I meet a person and he tells me he is HIV negative and STD free “as I am” I want to be able to trust in his word. I want to be able to place my health, safety and life in his hands and his in mine!
I want to be sure he is mentally stable and not a psychopath and or social path and trust me there are many in the world. I want to make sure he is safe to be around is not a pedophile and that he is a person that is not going to steal everything when I close my eyes.
So for these reason is exactly why I have the rules and limitations and I feel that everyone that is seeking to meet real time should have the same limitations but that’s my opinion for now I’ll worry about my rules, regulations and limitations. And I will stay safe. So if they bother you well then you are not a person I would want to meet and or have any interest in any way!
I seek to meet real time for friends, fun, dating, sex and maybe more.,
I love to give oral sex and can suck for hours and yes I swallow!
I love to get F**KED. My male anatomy does not work and I don't penetrate anyone!
Truck Drivers are very welcome there is a place to park your rigs and you are welcome to stay here eat, shower, have sex and relax.
Business men welcome as well!
The Interstates that run through Erie, PA are I 90 and I 79.
1. I am not seeking money nor to use men.
I don't care if you drive a BMW or ride a BMX!
I don't care if you make 100,000.00 a week or 100.00 a week
I don't care if you live in a mansion in the city or stay at the city mission! A true friend is a friend no matter what!
2. I am NOT an escort!
3. I am clean no STD's and HIV Negative.
4. Not into drama and games
5. I am stable and a nice person.
6. I am a true transgender! Not a CD, Transvestite or man in a dress so please address me as such and I will address you as you wish!
Do not bother me for cyber - Do not ever ask for me to see your web cam or to view my web cam!
I hate cyber crap its stupid and I feel those that do it should be put to death!
That crap is so stupid those that do it have no life and must not be able to get a real date!
I am not a lab rat or a circus freak; I am not here to fill anyones curiosity!
So if you are seeking a first time fetish thing do not bother me.
*No women please
*No Couples with women More than one man is fine!
*No Cross dressers
*No Fem men
I currently live in Erie, Pennsylvania; I came back here 2 and a half years ago after hurricane Katrina hit our home in Metairie Louisiana.
I grew up here in Erie but moved away when I was younger and moved to Orange County California the city of Fountain Valley.
I lived there for many years but transferred around for the company I worked for at that time so I have lived in many places. In 2004 we (my son and I); moved to Metairie, LA.
Where we lived until the storms and then came here after we lost our home and belongings. We came to Erie because I have family here.
Erie is in Northwestern Pennsylvania. 120 Miles north of Pittsburgh, 110 Miles East of Cleveland, Ohio, 90 Miles west of Buffalo, NY.
Located on Lake Erie. Interstate 90 and interstate 79 run through Erie.
I am well educated and have 2 degrees 1 from Pennsylvania University and 1 From ITT Anaheim, California. (BA Business) (BS Computer Science) Certified through Brooks College for Web Design and Development. I am also educated in the Metal Finishing Industry mostly powder coatings and certified through DuPont ;.
I own a small computer service.
I work very hard in life and have to be stable because I am a single parent as well and I have raised my child on my own and yes he my son is my blood, he is 12. Any way I work hard and don't believe in using people and living off and I don't want other trying to do this with me either. And my children call me mom! They understand who I am and that they have a biological mother but I am mom to them.
Some more about me:
And yes I am a true male to female transgender, I was born a transgender at birth but I have lived as a (Full Time) female only for over 12 years. Before that I lived a double life started dressing and going out at age 12 as a female. I have been on hormones for over 12 years now. And they have done wonders!
I am on hormones I am prescribed by the doctor. I live my complete life as a female nothing other. I work, live and go out as a female and I am looking to be treated as a female only... I am not looking for a man that is seeking to play with a penis.
I am NOT an Escort - I Don't Date For Money! I am not looking for a man or men to take care of me!
I Date Men - Strait Men- Or At Lease Strait Acting.
I am seeking Friends /Dating/Fun/Dinning/going out and lots of great sex then maybe more
A real relationship is not out of the question for the right man!
I am NOT seeking Cross Dressers! - No Transvestites! - No Men in Dresses!
No Women! - No Couples with females please!
If you seek a to Transgender we will get along!
If you are embarrassed to be seen in public with a transgender female then we should not meet! I am very passable but you and I know the situation and that does affect feelings at time.
I am 39 years old (I look and act much younger) and I am a single parent yes with custody of my child and yes he is my blood not adopted.
I don't care what your Race is me I am American Born Polish and Spain Spanish.
I don't care what your Religion is! Me, I am a Christian. I believe in the Great Lord very much but I don't believe in organized religion.
I don't care what your political views are as long as you are not a moron about them! (Don't vote for a person because they are Black, , Hansom, y or whatever) Vote because of what they represent and what their views are!
Oh and I am a proud Republican! I have been a Republican since I was in high school. And I Did/Do NOT support either of the Bush’s. I do support John McCain and I am on his Campaign trail!
I am in my (39) Look and act younger, Born December.
My real name that is on my drivers license, health records, all legal records State: Sandie and all state not .
I am 5'8,
138lbs, - 142lbs
38B-33-32 real not silicone,
And a great booty!
Body Type: Average
Natural Long (To my butt) Light Brown Hair
Green Eyes. - I have two of them use to have 20/20 vision but I think they may need to be checked.
Medium skin tone.
Panties: size 7
Jeans: 10L-12 - depends on the brand
Skirts: 10/ 12
Dresses: 10 - 12 depends on brand
Shirts: Large or Depends on brand
Shoes: womens size 9
I have been transgender all my life but have lived as a female "Full Time" only
for over 12 years!
I have all of my own teeth.
I am healthy; I have no STD's and never have. I am HIV negative and get checked monthly.
For the most part my health is good for the most part. My blood pressure is high and I do take medication for this and I take care of myself.
I exercise regularly. I go to the GYM and walk 3 miles a day at the local school track.
I believe in being healthy.
I am on hormones and have been for over 12 years. And I am prescribed them through a doctor. I take Premarin and Estradiol.
I speak, read and write fluently: English and Spanish and the United States- tic Alphabet.
I speak, read and write moderately: German and Farsi
I Don't Smoke Cigarettes: No but I don't care if others do but not in my home or
I Don't Do Any Street Drugs: NO! But I don't care if people around me smoke pot, I cannot stand Crack heads and Meth Tweakers!
Drink Alcohol: Yes I drink once in a while but I will only drink White
Zinfandel or import beers from Mexico I prefer Tecate or beers
From Eastern Europe mostly Poland.
I am very passable as a female only in fact most people do not expect me as anything other than a female! I live, work, go out in everyday life as a female only. I don't always wear my makeup. And I dress in female clothes only but yes I wear Levis blue jeans and shirts. Not just dresses. Do not get me wrong I have sexy dresses and miniskirts and other outfits and clothing I wear when I go out. There is a time and place for everything!
I am educated and obtain degrees from college (Pennsylvania State University & ITT Anaheim California) and I am employed and do ok financially. And I am not seeking a man to take care of me because I am not a high maintenance person. But on the other hand I am NOT looking to take care of the man either. It goes both ways both people should be happy to help each other but not foot the bill all the time!
Also you must be able to carry on a conversation about things besides bedroom so please no shallow men please. If you cannot have a conversation about life, work and everyday things do not bother me please.
I have a great since of humor and make people laugh; most people love to be around me. I am also professional but I am NOT a know it all and I am not an uptight – tight ass rude person. I get along with most people from all races and backgrounds. I love people and like to make people happy. I love the elderly and the young as well. I like to help people and I do volunteer time places. I cannot stand drug abuse and those that do it.
I like cooking,(Yes I can cook- Italian - Mexican - Polish - Steaks - and more) cleaning, A clean house is a great house, camping, hiking, picnics, travel (US and International),Having cook outs and I can Bar B-Q ! I HATE Mushrooms! Thats about the only thing FOOD WISE I dislike!
Going to the movie theater, (I like Drama, Crime Stories, Action, and Horror),
I love to go to clubs and dance; playing pool on 6 foot tables, I like going to the GYM and exercising,
Roller skating, going to Amusement parks, roller coasters, love swimming in pools and in the Ocean';s don't like to swim in lakes much.
doing family outing events, and attending GLBT related events;
I like Classic Muscle Cars, Car Shows, Boating, and Fishing. I love fire arms going to the firing range. I don't hunt animals. I have no problem with it I just don't do it.
Auto races, Motorcycles and Moto Cross Races. Sky Diving (Yes for real).
I like playing horseshoes, bad mitten, baseball & softball, bocce ball, gardening (yard work) I love doing yard work and have a nice yard. I love Roses, Jasmine, Carnations, Herb Gardens all that. I love to go to the theater (plays) I love comedy clubs and mystery theaters. going on walks and being at the park.
Computers are a hobby as well and my work.
I collect Teddy Bears and some other stuffed animals but love teddy bears. I also to get flowers and plants. (HINT / HINT)
I love to receive lingerie.
I don't mind being home watching a good movie at times but NOT every night! I
I am in no way a home body! I like these types of movies: Horror, Drama,
Mystery, Action and some comedy, I am NOT into chick flicks they bore me.
The more Horror, blood guts and violence the better the movie!
Movies I like: I like most movies. But I am not into the Chick flicks much at all. But Drama, Horror, Action, Police Crime Stories, Biographies, History. And I love the 1970's Cult films. Billy Jack, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry, Cool Hand Luke, Mandingo, Straw Dogs, Bullitt and other like this.
TV Shows I like: News Local & international, The weather channel, cooking channel, CSI, CSI Miami, Criminal Minds, Law and Order (All), Reba, South Park, Adult Swim Aqua Teem Hunger Force, I love True stories, Biographies, History and Numbers and many others.
I do love to have my feet rubbed and massaged, my back, neck,
Shoulders rubbed and massaged and WOW my booty massage and that turns me on so so so much. I love to give and get sucker bites and have my ears nibbled on I also like my feet rubbed. I like to be fisted when the men that do it are experienced at it and know what they are doing!
And I give great massages.
I do like kissing French kissing a lot and making out as long as the men do not have bad breath! I
like for men to suck on my ears and neck and give me hickeys (Sucker Bites).
Do not get me wrong, I love and enjoy sex and making love very much. I am very sensual and sexual to and with my man! I am sexually submissive and will do everything to please my lover. I enjoy many things sexually. I love to give oral and get anal. I love to have the man I am with make love to me and have the greatest orgasms he has ever had. I know how to make love very well. I can be naughty and sexy.
I like some light bondage like being spanked and love ties and things like that. I love when A man eats me out (The Back Door) Again I am very clean. I love sexy clothing and lingerie and as I stated ties and spanked some adult toys and yes even watching some porn. I have never had a complaint by a man and I please the man I am with no matter what it takes because that is what pleases me. I have no hang ups. When I give oral, I am great and yes I swallow the rewards. I have a wild and kinky side at times as well. (SMILE).
The man I am seeking must be a nice, loving, caring man that sees me as a female and a female only!
If you do not have a profile with photos on this web site do not even bother to respond to me and if all you have is a peter photo again do not bother me.
I am here to meet men in real time and have no time for fakes.
I Can NOT stand cyber!
I can NOT stand Photo Hunters!
I am not here for cyber or web cam. I am here for real time meeting! I may turn my web cam on, if we met in person before!
I can see peters all day long if I like.
So please have photos of your face as well as the rest of your body or do not bother me I get very rude and I do send a complaint to the site because,
I have asked you not to do something and if you do then I have the right to send a complaint.
Read people profiles before you reply!
I am a Transgender To . Well Kinda I was born a Intersex person.
Birth record and Legal State female though the doctors did surgery when I was born and I lived some of my life as a male. I have and do live as a female for years now. I want all to understand. That I have traits of both male and female. I am educated and employed. I am kind respectful out going. Submissive and sexual. Extrovert and optimistic.
PLEASE READ - ! I am NOT Seeking to meet or have relationships with other Transgender, No Transsexuals, No Transvestites!, No Cross Dressers!, No Men That Like to dress up in womens cloting, No Sissyboys, No Submissive men! What I have down stairs does NOT function! I do not Penetrait any one!!! No one no male no female! I seek men that are strat or very strait acting! I like to receive anal and give oral and I dont like to share the guy's I am with cum to any one! I hope this answers questions! Please do not e-mail me and attach "PETER PICTURES " Only. If thats all you can post then dont post them for me to see. If you mail me with photo's If you send peter pics send ones of you too or dont send any ! PLEASE!
I am here for real and truly want to meet men and date, go out have fun, be friends and yes have sex with. I know in my profile I repeat myself on a few things and I am sorry I do this to get my point to people. I come off like I am rude and I am not I just want others to know what I seek before they contact me that way there is NO wasted time..
I can host at my home but weekends for this is best. some weekdays are ok if my child is not home at the time. I can and will meet in motel/hotels if the men get them and I'll be honest I do not mind sex in cars at times. I am looking to meet men that are interested in LTR friends and sex. Maybe and I mean Maybe a couple if we connect.
I would like to start hosting Gang bangs at my home on weekends and maybe set my place for swingers to meet on weekends.|
|oo7dot||One early evening, a police car pulled up in front of grandma Marge's house, and grandpa Stanley gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the neighborhood park and couldn't find his way home. |
"Oh Stanley", said grandma Marge. "You've been going to that park for over thirty years! How could you get lost?"
Leaning close to his wife, so that the policeman couldn't hear, grandpa Stanley whispered, "I wasn't lost. I was just too tired to walk home."
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|oo7dot||A little boy turned to his grandpa and said, "Grandpa, please talk like a frog." |
Grandpa replied, "What? I'm not going to talk like a frog!"
The little boy again asked, "Come on, Grandpa. Talk like a frog, please."
Grandpa again said, "No! Go bother your grandmother."
The little boy finally gave up and left.
A little while later, the little boy's sister came in and said, "Grandpa will you talk like a frog for me?"
Grandpa, of course, replied, "NO!"
The little girl then bed, "Please, Grandpa will you talk just like a frog?"
Grandpa was very disturbed by now and asked, "What is it with you and your brother? Why in the world do you want me to talk like a frog?"
The little girl looked at her Grandpa and said, "Well, last night daddy told us that when you croak, we're going to go to Disney World."
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|blondenymph77||One day while taking my Grandpa shopping for shoes at the local mall, we stopped into the food court for lunch. |
While we're eating, a young kid comes over and sits at the table next to us. I notice Grandpa staring at the kid, and pretty soon the kid notices it. Grandpa's being pretty obvious, and everytime the kid looks over, there's Grandpa staring. Now, this kid is a punker, spiked hair, with 3 different colors, blue, green, and yellow. You all know the type...
Finally the kid can't take it and asks, "Got problem old man?"..now knowing Grandpa, I hurry up and swallow my food so as not to choke when he answers..good thing I did...because his response was...
"Well, one day when I was your age I got drunk and fucked a peacock, I just was wondering if you could be my son"
*someone sent this to me and I thought...don't we all wish we could come up with a good cumback like that
|newmabiguy||GRANDMA'S RETIREMENT PARTY |
Festive Party At Nice Restaurant $400.00
, &Liquor $500.00
Nude Stripper $75.00 Per Hour
PICTURES OF GRANDMA BLOWING THE STRIPPER: PRICELESS
|shivering||An out-of-breath 7 year-old girl ran up to her grandfather, who was tinkering in his workshop, and confronted him with the universally dreaded (by adults) question, “What is sex…?”|
He was surprised she’d ask such a question at her age, but thought if she’s old enough to ask, she’s old enough to get a straight answer. He wouldn’t shirk his responsibility.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to describe for her all the variations of human sexuality he could conjure, careful to impress upon her the joys and responsibilities of intercourse and procreation.
When finally Grandpa was done pontificating, the little girl stood frozen, as though nailed to the spot, and looked at him with her mouth open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing she was overwhelmed, he asked what caused her sudden curiosity. His granddaughter shook off her reverie and replied, “Grandma says dinner will be ready in a couple of secs.”
|oo7dot||A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?"|
"Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us."
"Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?"
"Oh, the stork brought us too."
"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" the boy persisted.
"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the mother, by now starting to squirm a little.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."
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|Curious1srching||Little Freddy was puzzled as to his origin. |
"How did I get here, Mommy?"
His mother said, using a well-worn phrase, "God sent you."
"And did God send YOU, too Mommy?"
"Yes, Freddy, He did."
"And GRANDMA and GREAT GRANDMA and DADDY, too?"
Again the answer was "Yes, Freddy, He did." Little Freddy shook
his head in disbelief. "Then you mean to tell me there's been no
*fucking* in this family for 100 years?!?!?
No wonder everyone is so cranky!"
|lumberprince||anyone looking for some bisex fun with a 18/m message me.|
|ShavedBiGuy123||Shame you hooked up with Grandpa there or there would have been a success story with us.|
|coupleofyoung||i have read a few of your stories now. very good stuff! very creative. i really hope that you keep writing these stories. |
|NudeBiGuy||Here's a series of piXXXs of a Bisex .|
I know none of these people personally but really wish I did!
|poppadog3||Nice stories, I get aroused reading first time same sex stories.|
|tynee_pkr||Looking for a Bi couple in the Jacksonville, Fl., area willing to take me aside and teach me how to play. Am in need of some experience.|
|boobies||i wanna have bisex on the computer hit me back im in a horny mood!!!!!!!!|
|CrazyMountainGirlie||OMG go Grandma!!!!!|
|Coffeehound||You just gotta love your Grandma! LOL|
|willsawyer||Hi. My name is will. I've been here for a bit, but haven't found that perfect couple or female to fill my ecstasy and passion. I was wondering if there anyone would like to chat? |
I'm a simple person with a vibrant imagination and very healthy, passionate appetite. I would love to swap stories with someone or, hopefully, make some stories of our own.
I've been looking for some 'Good' Bisex porn, any suggestions? ? ?
D i c k
|abc12345678||Men Fucking Men While Women Watch|
This type of sex is still a fantasy for me yet. But exactly what I put in my intro. I want to be turned out by a bi couple to where the man starts fucking me like a girl. Real hard so I am moaning and the woman is into it and playing with herself and encouraging him to fuck me harder. Then she puts her pussy in my face and I eat her out while her man is fucking me. my biggest fantasy about bisex
I've even written stories about people I've met online...
|Rilis||Cousins & Brothers|
These stories are great and I would love to do them all and to have more to write about!!!
I love hearing stories of girls who let their dog lick their pussy
|NotBiYetButWilling||Cum In My Ass|
I'm surprised there isn't already a discussion in progress. Some of the hottest porn scenes I have ever seen ended with a cum kiss. Do you have any stories to tell?
Nothing like the real thing, , , , Photos, Video & Stories, When they are real, their all good
Have Fun & Be Happy
I have written a few erotic stories in my time...love to write but more importantly love to share!
I've written some stories, and have several of them on various erotica websites out there. If you're interested, I can tell you where to find them, and which ones you may be particularly interested in...
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