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38yo bisexual male. Well I'm open to a lot and interested in a lot. I would love to experience more of my submissive side, find an attractive and well hung man to make me his cum slut to fuck me, just make sure he's happy and taken care off. Another is a few woman with strap-ons. I also like black men and woman and would love to even try a gang bang. I would really enjoy being with a bi couple and enjoy sucking a cock off together with a woman, eating her out while she's getting fucked, and DP her. And of course good fun kinky sexy with a woman, from eating her out to fucking her in the ass and everything in between. Not really into Piss, Scat, extreme pain or torture, and of course NO KIDS!
We are a very loving sensual couple.
We both love men and women
We are very large people who want to be accepted for who we are.
the wife is a very sensual and wild person who loves wild kinky sex
the husband is more laid back
She's BBW, cute, looks much younger than her age. Very, very hot and multi-ogasmic. He's bi, passionate and bottoms. Both attractive. She's a little chubby and very juicy. He's in shape and interesting...We're looking for classy, mellow bisexual guys who are 8++++++. We can't overemphasize this. Size does matter! Good conversation is sexy as are cleanliness and gentlemanly ways. We prefer educated Latin and Black men but are open to encounters with cool White guys who understand and appreciate diversity. Sorry, we're not into cowboys, thugs, dominants of any race. We enjoy gang bang porno in which the woman is being pleasured out of her mind! She likes porn with guys sucking and fu__king each other. He likes her liking this but he enjoys porn with two or more guys doing a willing woman--with no abuse or excessive domination. Same goes for us. We are not interested in abuse or domination. Preferable that you meet him first in a nice bar or nice restaurant setting to test the chemistry. He's interested in meeting you for action not just words. He knows what he likes and what she wants!
Hi! I have been away from this site for a couple of years but now I'm back. I'm an older bi-male and enjoy company of both sexes. I'm looking for all that care to have fun with an older bi-man. Would like a couple (but not limited to) where the wife knows the husband is bi. I enjoy all things sexual that does not conflict with my partner(s) likes and dislikes.
****WE DON'T CAM****Please read our complete profile before emailing us! We don't want to waste your time or ours. You can not just have one person... we come together so if you just want only one of us you need to move on please...She will only play with a female and her mind will not be changed no matter how hard you try. She wants to watch. We Have become very good at figuring people out and that's why we are very cautious. We are y and fun. D&D free so protection is always a must... Shaved females only please (She has an issue with hair)...also if you are being dishonest about your lifestyle to a husband, wife or significant other please move on we consider that cheating no matter what the reasons. Please do not email us with stupid requests..."Can your wife "F" me with a strap on" or "Lets Screw" we don't know you at all so its not going to happen.... its a waste of our time and yours. Also if you only have "dick pics" (they are fun but say nothing about you) or pictures of half of a couple please move on that is a big red flag for us..... We are open and honest and to the point and we are both go with the flow kind of people. We love meeting new people and letting loose.
I have always been curious sexually and really enjoy both voyeurism and exhibitionism. I am probably more bi-sexual at this point than just bi-curious. I have had a few experiences and have enjoyed them all. I guess I can share a few with you.
I talked my wife into going to a swinger's club just to watch 6 or 7 years ago. We both really enjoyed the atmospher and the voyeurism. She was afraid that people would approach her or would pressure us to have sex with them; but that didn't happen and the people were actually very friendly, nice and sociable. Since then we have been to dozens of clubs together (most of these clubs only allow couples). I would love to swing and swap partners with another couple; but my wife is not ready to see me with another women.
About 5 years ago, we went to a club in New York city. They have a policy that if you want to go back into the play rooms, you have to take your clothes off. My wife decided to humor me; so we got naked and joined the action. She was seated on a couch and I was in front of her eating her out while a large black guy was doing the same to his girlfriend who was sitting right next to my wife. I watch as he slowly slid up and placed his huge cock at the entrance to his girlfriend's pussy. I couldn't take my eyes off of his cock, but as I glanced down at my wife, I saw that she was watching the same thing that I was. After a few minutes, the guys politely asked if he could feel my wife's 34G breasts. I turned to her and whispered in to her ear, "he asked me if he could feel your breasts?". She surprised me by saying, "Really? He actually asked you if he could feel my tits?". I said, "Yes". So she said "OK". I turned back to the guy and gestured for him to help himself. As he reached over to caress her boobs, I slowly inserted my cock into my wife's pussy. I couldn't believe how wet she was.
After a minute, the guy removed his hand, so I leaned forward to say thank you to my wife. But she surprised me again and said "I bet you would like to see him fuck me with that huge cock, wouldn't you?" I just nodded and then said "why? would you do it?" She said "yes." As quick as I could, before she changed her mind, I turned to the black guy and asked him if we would like to fuck my wife. In the blink of an eye, he reached for another condom, opened the package with one hand, pulled out of his girlfriend and unrolled the condom onto his gigantic cock. I quickly moved up next to my wife so I had a good view and then the guy slowly started to inch his thick dick into my wife's dripping cunt. A thousand emotions flashed through my mind in that moment; but I was out of my mind turned on. Anyway, he very fucked her very sensuously for a few minutes until my wife came. He wasn't finished but politely pulled out and went back to fucking his girlfriend. Nothing has come close to the excitement of that moment. I have been hooked on watching my wife fuck and suck other men ever sense.
We attended a few gang-bang parties where lots of pre-screened men show up to allow women to fuck as many guys as they want. I really got off watching my wife pick out the guys and blow or fuck them. Next we found a straight guy on the internet that my wife was willing to meet for a MFM threesome. He was a nice guy and we met him 5 or six times. During one of those meetings, I slid up behind my wife while she was riding his cock and inserted my dick into her ass. She went absolutely crazy. She is usually very quite during sex, but this time she was yelling and screaming "God YES!! Fuck Me!". She came like crazy over and over. We did that again once and it was just as good the second time; but then that guy got a girlfriend and didn't want to play anymore.
We have met up with about half-dozen other men. One of them had a beautiful dick about 8 inches long but a reasonable width. He saw me fascinated by his dick and asked me if I wanted to touch it. I shyly said yes. Then I took ahold of it and slowly started to stroke it up and down. I wanted so bad to take into my mouth but was afraid i would freak him out; so instead I offered it back to my wife. After that, I couldn't stop thinking about sucking a cock.
I finally found an adult bookstore where I read that all types attended. Gay guys are the most common, but bi-guys and women looking for gang-bangs also show up from time-to-time. I visited there several times and had witnessed some interesting things; but on this one particular evening, there was only me and one other guy in the place. He was sitting on the other side of the room looking strangely at each other. He suddenly got up and walk over to me. He was standing in front of me and he said "Hi, my name is Joe". I said "Hi." He then asked me if I ever sucked a cock before and I said "No." He then said "Would you like to?" I said, "Yes. I think I would." He then pulled his shorts down and off. He wasn't wearing any underwear so his flaccid penis was directly in front of my face. It looked really small, and I was actually a bit surprised. But I leaned forward and placed my lips around his entire shaved cock and balls. It felt really strange: spongy and soft yet rubbery at the same time. He immediately started to get hard; and within a few seconds, it had grown to a couple of inches. So I started moving my mouth up and down on his cock while he stood in front of me. I was enjoying the fact that I could take his entire cock in my mouth; but that didn't last long. His dick kept on growing and was soon too big to fit comfortably in my mouth without gagging; so I moved my hand up and started stroking his shaft while moving my lips and tongue on the head. I felt a strange sense of power at that point that was out of character for me. I reached up, grabbed his hips and turned up toward the couch and made him sit down. I then moved between his legs and continued to give him a blow job. I was afraid he might come in my mouth; so I started jacking his cock with both hands paying extra attention to his frenulum while teasing his head. He started moaning like crazy and saying "Oh my god, I'm going to come!" I stroked his shaft more trying not to touch the head hoping that it would stretch it out; but he soon shot a rope of come up over my head. I really couldn't believe it. It happened so fast and afterwards, I was disappointed that I didn't let him come in my mouth. I really wanted to know what it would have felt like to have that powerful shot of come hitting the back of my throat. At that point, the owner of the shop popped his head in the door and shouted out that it was closing time. We picked up our things and left. I went straight out to my car and masturbated to one the most powerful orgasms of my life. Again, I was hooked.
I went back to that same bookstore a couple of months later. This time, I told my wife that I wanted to jerk-off another guy and she said "Ok. You can play with other guys; just no playing with other women." I hadn't told her about my first experience. I'm sure she would have been fine with it; but for some reason just felt like something I should keep to myself. I had a few more bookstore experiences; but the fear of STS's keeps me from going back there. I got the curiosity out of my system; so now I only want more traditional experiences.
My wife and I were approached by a guy who listed himself as bi and seemed nice and cute. My wife, knowing that I wanted to suck a cock but not knowing that I already had, asked me if I wanted to try a threesome with him. I jumped at it and we did hook up with the guy. My wife and I started out by sharing his cock with each of us taking turns sucking and licking his head or shaft. We moved to the bed and my wife continued to blow him while he sucked my dick. My god, did he know how to suck cock! Anyway, he came in my wife's mouth and she swallowed it all. He got up to go to the bath room and my wife turned to me and said "Oh my god, he tasted so good. You would have loved it!" I was really disappointed then. From that point on, I couldn't get the idea of swallowing a load of cum out of my mind. We found another bi-guy that joined us for a play date and I finally got taste my first load of cum only he didn't cum much so I barely knew it happened.
I have never tried anal sex with a man (giving or getting); but I do fantasize about it. I guess that would have to be under the right conditions. At this point, I am really up for trying just about anything once. The only thing I am not into is male-on-male intimacy like hugging and kissing and I am not really into getting my nipples pinched or sucked. I would, however, really like to find a bi-guy for some occasional fun when the urge strikes (him or me). I would love to find someone that I trust enough to play with from time to time - no strings attached - that won't turn into a drama and wonit disrupt my otherwise normal life. While my wife accepts my needs when it comes to other men; I still prefer to keep it discrete and private.
Been crossdressing most of life. Always been totally attracted to women, but in past year have developed strong desire to have sex as a woman, want to suck cock and be fucked while dressed. Gang-bang sounds thrilling. Ideal situation would be with shemales or other tvs. Would also be very interested in couples with a dominant female. I LOVE to eat pussy, especially creampies! Would also like to try light watersports, lots more!
hmm some things about me - true sports fanatic will watch any sport I can all day if I could - love to play em also - pretty atheletic I think (but not to good at basketball - damn that sucks too) - favorite color BLACK startin to buy all my clothes black cause my next car is gonna be black and you gotta match the G-ride - no kids (just lucky I guess) - I do read a lot of African American books, biographies, history, and a Crime Novel when i just relax my brain (not to often) - love to work and get shit done will be the first one there and the last one to leave and never ask for a raise LOL (they'll pay you handsomely for livin like that). There's a lot more but thats just a briefer HOLLA!! oh and
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Completely straight acting, regular guy (but a total FREAK in the bedroom)...definitely NOT wanting to come out yet, but would like to have more experiences within the lifestyle. Would REALLY like to be shared by a hot couple w/ a bi-male and explore all the possibilities 3 naked bodies can have with each other!! I am also interested in single males AND females (that's why I'm Bi..!), so drop me a line, ya never know!! As far as appearance, I've been told by ALOT of people I look like Charlie Sheen in "Beyond the Law" where he's undercover in a biker gang. (and without his recent insanity,LOL!) I don't see the resemblance, but I hear it so often, I'm OK with it..... My cpu doesn't handle IMs very well so if you try and i don't respond, PLEASE try sending me mail...I 2 hear from everybody!!
I am a married man looking for a man to develop a relationship with. I am bisexual and would like to meet another guy. My wife is into watching me and another guy get it on and hopes I can find a guy to develop a relationship with. She is also open to perhaps sharing in the experience with me if the situation was ideal. We are professionals and have a diverse array of interests and friends. I am looking for a down to earth guy who is serious about fostering a friendship with me and is willing to go slow to eventually incorporate my wife. I would not be interested in one night stand types. We enjoy going out and like many forms of entertainment. We are down to earth people who are discret and completely disease free. We would like only the same to reply.
We are fit and fun loving. Our favorite pastimes are motorcycling, karate, and just having fun together with a female bisexual/bi-curious friend. We like to explore threesomes, to include me, my wife, and another bisexual/bi-curious female. My wife is dominent in her female relationships. We are looking for a regular partner that we can share some good times with at our home and other activities we enjoy. We also enjoy a good dinner and glass of wine together. We are 420 friendly. We are both very sensitive to our guest's needs and desires and want her to enjoy her time with us. So if you're looking for a place to escape, enjoy yourself, and just hang out with some fun people, please contact us. Take care and have a great day. Kimone & Dr. Mike
I am a healthy clean male looking to fullfill my fantasy of a bisexual threesome with a couple. I have never been with a man or been with anyone but my wife. This is something that I wanted to do some time back with my wife but it did not go well with her but now many years later I would like to fullfill my fantasy in a discreet way with the right open minded couple to see where we can take it. It is a great fantasy of mine to turn on an attractive women by making it with her man and having her encourage and coach us along enjoying the show and then jumping into the action if she desires. And I would like to be with both the women and the man but would be ok to perform for her as just man to man sex if that is her pleasure and would be a big turn on for me either way. Or, she would encourage me to pleasure her man only while he pleasured the women only. I am also open to sexually explore with only a man and no women present if the right situation came along. It is all new to me at the moment, so there are a lot of options. I think that sex is fine with the opposite or the same sex partner as long as it feels good for both so why not explore
BDSM does not always lead to serial killing. That is just absurd. There are so many other signs then BDSM. Also BDSM is not rape. If I choose to be tied down and ravished till I cannot cum anymore... its my choice. You think BDSM is worse than Cannibalism, Carpophagia, Child Rape and Serial Killing???? Whatever... this site is about to each their own. BDSM is a healthy choice between two consenting people. Just because I like to be tied down to a bed and have my husband please me does not mean he is raping me. Then you say "Now, do not get angry, this is just my opinion." But then you go on to say "So keep on raping until you finally crack and rape a stranger and end up in jail, where rapist belong" Really? I am a victim of CHILD MOLESTATION... and It is NOTHING like BDSM. I didn't have a voice but your damn right I have one now! I will use it to tell you that you are wrong Goodfolks52! Your name does not go with you because what you have just said is mean. You Judge people because they like to experiment CONSENSUALLY with others? If they are over age and enjoy doing it and are not hurting anyone (safe word)... where is it your business? Or your right to call them rapists? Thank God I had the good sense to block you when I seen your true colors come out yesterday..... oh and remember its just my opinion!
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with my toungue. im very good at it and we are very clean and thats a
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let someone know you are here, if we come there we must let someone know where we are, (safety). no boyfriends, husbands, me you my old man only
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A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.
Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.
"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.
"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"
"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
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What did the Dracula say to his teacher?
See you next Period!
Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
In a blood bank.
How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
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A little kid walks into a city bus for a Halloween night and sits right
behind the driver and starts yelling: ''If my dad was a ghost and my
mom a ghost, I'd be a little ghost.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with:
''If my dad was an dracula and my mom a dracula, I would be a little
The kid goes on with a devil, witch, demon until the bus driver gets
angry and yells at the kid:
''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says: ''I would be a bus driver!''
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One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most
adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the
biggest blue eyes.
She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The
woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"
The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!"
The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her
husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go
ahead honey say it just one more time."
Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"
The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just
the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat
Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the
little girl's Treat Bag.
The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman
and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my fucking
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A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in
a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the
store and get costumes for them to wear.
When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and
there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband
yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard
of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else
I can wear."
The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume
and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes
to the bedroom and there, laid out on the bed, is a man
costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you
doing? Have you ever heard of a black man? Take this back
and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"
The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the
husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed
are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the
second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2x4 The
husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"
The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the
three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino.
If you don't like that idea, you can put the white belt on
and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT idea, you can
shove the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!"
Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual.
one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
Searching for a sexy naughty experienced female for wife's first time. Must have big tits and ass. Wife is extremely naughty and wants husband to play too. Must love to eat pussy have clit teased and fucked as same time as wife and love to Lick husband's cum of wife's pussy
ME AND MY HUBBY ARE LOOKING FOR FUN, AND WE ARE MORE THAN WILLING TO TEACH U A THING OR TWO. IM FILIPINO AND BLACK, AND MY HUSBAND IS BLACK. WE ARE COOL, REAL, AND FUN. IF URE INTERESTED, LEAVE A MESSAGE.
BYE BYE FOR NOW
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We are looking for a bi male, bi female, or bi couple for some fun in and out of the bedroom. Would like to try for the first time a black man, wife has been with black men before, hubby would like to try it too.
He looks like he is trainable, but he needs work on taking the whole cock. wife must masturbate while husband gets fucked than she must clean my cock with her mouth. Husband I have a butt plug you will wear when I am not there because I am out with your wife fuking
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'pussycat.'
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.
A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's' pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.
We know this is a shot in the dark but only people in the lifestyle would understand. My husband who is black tried a male male experience. which strated with kissing making out and my husband giving the person a hand job on the couch. My husband did not know he was being filmed on a hidden camera and picked up looking directly into it. The other male did a little bump and grind in front of him when my husband returned to the couch. The person put it on the web somewhere and we cant find it but it has caused severe problems to our family. If you know what we should do or can give us a web sit e if you have seen it we would love it.
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