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150, 5'9", 6c, smooth, fit. Nudist, occasional lingerie cross dresser, versatile. Interested in mmw threesomes. The ideal situation for me is where we all feel relaxed but excited and ready to have some fun. I don't need alcohol, and hope no one else needs it either. As a nudist, I like to meet people for the first time who are already naked but I understand not everyone would be comfortable with that. I've greeted guys at nudist social events who have had full erections and women with nipple erections, and had not problem at all with it
Vergagruesa
Healthy erections and fun
needingloven
im a wife who has not had sex in 1 year and 4 months. my husband has problems with erections who says he would like to watch.
Rabb713
Widowed looking to suck and be fucked. Had my prostrate removed,so can get erections any longer.
Kdmc1977
Cancer stopped erections. Love sucking cock and eating pussy
pleasefuckmegood
I am a 5'8" male who can no longer get erections, but crave sucking cocks and being fucked. Like to explore water sports too.
Steve47006
A blonde is a blonde is a blonde! Take it from an old white-haired old goat who used to be ..... Blonde!!
Lionessa
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
oo7dot
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911.

Blonde: "We need help. We're changing a light bulb."

Operator: "Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?"

Blonde: "Yes."

Operator: "The power in the house in on?"

Blonde: "Of course."

Operator: "And the switch is on?"

Blonde: "Yes, yes."

Operator: "And the bulb still won't light up?"

Blonde: "No, it's working fine."

Operator: "Then what's the problem?"

Blonde: "We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we fell all-over each-other and hurt ourselves!"


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D i c k:)
Lionessa
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
Lionessa
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note, which read:
"I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the North side of the playground.
Signed,
A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
cali_cpl_4cpl
A cop pulls over a hot blonde in a convertable sports car for speeding.

The cop approaches and asks the blonde for her drivers license.

The blonde looks at the officer with a confused look on her face, and repeats "Drivers license?".

The cop says "You know, your drivers license. That little square thing in your purse with your picture on it!"

The blonde looks through her purse and produces a small square compact mirror.

Seeing her reflection in the mirror, she hands it to the cop saying " This has my picture on it".

The famale cop, also a blonde, takes the mirror, studies it for a moment, then says "Oh! I see you're a Police Officer. You can go!"

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BillySue32605Blondes
Forget the Blonde jokes as I for one Love a true blonde be it a male or female. Even better yet, if they have either blue or green eyes I have to say they can wrap me around their little finger. Guess you can say that I'm a sucker for blondes... Wink Kiss Flower
CDMariaErections
Would like to cause multiple erections :)
kurtistrongErections
Erections are the best. Like seeing other guys hard and feeling a man's erect cock. Balls with an erection is a turn on. Live in Central Texas, so stop by.
Threesome88F-F-M Threesome
My man and I are Looking for a sexy thick dirty blonde to have fun with for the night
Lookingformynext2 Female 1 Male
Looking for hot blonde to join me and my husband for a one night stand or continuous fun
CocoaflavoredBlondes
OMG! I love blonde females! They are a gift from the Gods :-DKissFlower

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