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I am light skined w/ hazel eyes, about 140 pounds 5/5ft. I like to switch up on the hair color though. I perfer blonde. My spout is Slender built very handsome and hung like A horse did I say hung like horse?I meant gentle like A horse.HA,HA.
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses,I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...'
There was a preacher that was trying to sell his horse. A potential buyer came to the church for a test ride. "Before you start," the preacher said, "you should know that this horse only responds to church talk. Go is: Praise the Lord, and Stop is: Amen."

So the man on the horse says, "Praise the Lord," and the horse starts to trot. The man again says, "Praise the Lord," and the horse starts to gallop. Suddenly there is a cliff right in front of the horse and the man yells, "Amen!"

The horse stops just at the edge of the cliff.

The man wipes the sweat from his brow and says, "Praise the Lord!"

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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the
beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica.
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People
would say, "What a peaceful & loving
couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring
as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,"
explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took
a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too
far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife
looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my
wife quietly said, "That's twice."

"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
poor animal like that² Are you crazy??" She looked at ME, and quietly
said, "That's once."

"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."
I recently joined this site because I started having desires to experience a reaalationship with another man. I started masterbating with the fantasy of getting my dick sucked by another man. My dick stays ready and I cum like a horse. I am just nervous about getting out there any advice?
There was a City cop on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"

Yep," the little boy said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation he said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young boy looked up at the cop and said "Nice horse you got there, sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top."
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.

To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given.

He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked.

"I am." said the man.

"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?"

The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."

"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said.

"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.

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how a woman can get a horse dick in her is beond me but it exictes me to the max also woman who lick an play with a horse pussy yes a totally nasty an hot thing
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I have a very close friend here in Sacramento that owns a Mustang Rescue. She takes in though any animal in need. She also takes in kids who have no other place to go, helps them learn what it is to be Loved by pairing up children with a horse (one that has been either tamed or retamed of course) and having that child learn to take care of it. It's an awesome sight to see....the Love in a childs eyes and the Love the horses have for these kids. Alot of times when Grandma Alice gets a call, we never really know the shape of the horse until we get it or pick it up. So often they are abused and very distrustful of humans. Besides being a medicine woman, she is what people call a horse whisperer. I have watched many times while she calmed down a wild horse and before you knew it had it where one of the 5 yr olds could get on with no fear of that child getting hurt. I have seen her actually kick her husband out of their bed to bring in to the ranch house a sick horse that she would sit up with often for days at a time until it gets better because it would be so cold outside. I went to my first sweat lodge with her...talk about an experience! I really feel blessed being able to work along side her in healings and working with the horses. I will keep sharing pics here of the horses when I get time, and maybe post a few stories as well.
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We Love horse they are such a gentle animal. Horse back riding is something we have always wanted to do together and think we will next year at starve rock.
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I've often fantasized about getting fucked by a horse. I should probably just get a horse dildo and use it on my fucking machine.
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I have not had the "BIG COCK" yet but my mouth, and ass, waters just thinking about the BIG ONE that has got away so far, wish every guy was hung like a horse. I would like to have a horse cock once before I die, anyone want to help me out?
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