Dirty Talk dirty talk is sooooo HOT!!! I love it when my gf is fucking me with her strapon and calls me every name in the book.... it make her fuck me even harder... i love dirty talk... can't imaging sex without it anymore.
12 inches Or More I have to say I've been very fortunate to have had some really large cocks both down my throat and up my ass. As you might expect the larger ones were all black.... I know what a surprise!!! I have had 12, some 10 or 11 inches, and a couple 9 inchers.... There is something very dirty and hottttt about sucking a big fucking cock, especially if the guy is DOM and he is calling me names while her fucks my face and ass. So if you're hung and want a great BJ and tight piece of ass, and you're in or near NJ drop me a line....
Panty Play i own thongs made for me, and i love the way they feel up my crack. I feel like a slut when i wear one to a party and then pull my pants down seductively exposing my naked cheeks for all to see. When they see i'm wearing a thong they know just how dirty i am feeling. Feels great when it's tight against my asshole.hmmmmmm
18-21 Female I GUESS, I'M A BIT OF A DIRTY OLD MAN, BUT I LOVE TO EAT VERY YOUNG PUSSY!
AND IT SEEMS TO ME THAT THEY APPRECIATE EXPERIENCED MEN MORE THAN THEY DO THIR COUNTERPARTS. I LOVE BRING THEM PLEASURE!
I ALSO LOVE ENCOUNTERS WITH VERY YOUNG COUPLES, TO EAT THEM BOTH! THE LAST FEW I'VE BEEN WITH JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH!....BUT,I WILL KEEP TRYING ! .............................. ....I LOVE IT! .............................. ..
Bang My Wife we have had a group of 3 guys cum over and they all fucked my girlfriend. I love to watch and be made a cuckold bitch. But I want to participlate not just watch..she makes me blow them and get them ready to fuck her. Then while they're pounding her she'll tell me to lick their balls, or some other dirty act...We too want to get together a gangbang of about 6 guys to fuck both of us. If you're hot and hung and in NJ drop us a line.
Fingering My gf likes to multi finger me. ts with one and goes to all 5 in a bud kind of thing. Then she likes to push her hand into my ass until it gets to just before the knuckles.... I think they call that almost fisting....i love it and she makes me cum gallons doing that. She says she loves it because of the total control she feels. Being a submissive slut that I am I love every minute of it.. especially when she is talking dirty as she does it... I've cum so hard I've gotten myself all over my own face... that.
Feet I have a major foot fetish and my gf loves to feed me her feet. Especially while I'm getting fucked in my ass from behind by a big cock. Being a sub slut that I am I enjoy it when she is talking dirty to me while all that is going on. She makes me lick the bottoms of her feet and each toe, then she'll jam her foot in my mouth and face fuck me with her foot while calling me names (heaven on earth). That usually makes the guy fucking me even harder and he fucks me deeper and rougher... yummmy. in our pic's you'll seeone where the guy came on my face and her foot.... that's a happy ending!!!!!
Dirty E-mails I was walking down the asle of the adult theater, there where men in there, walked in where the seats where, there was lots of empty seats, but I took one right by a guy, and sat down. The movie was showing a young 18 year old sucking a dirty old naked mans huge penis, the young man was dripping saliva as he sucked the penis. Something in the movie caused everyone to laugh, I threw up my arms up but let one hand land into the lap of the guy sitting next to me, I actted like nothing happened, just kept watching the movie, but I could tell he turned and looked at me, but he did not remove my hand. Still looking at the movie I began to move my hand around till I found the bulge, I could tell his penis was beer can fat. He looked at me but said nothing, so I proceeded to feel his penis, moving down, and down, and fuck'n down! This guy was a fucking horse! I moved to his almost apple sized penis head, and massaged it for a long time, his pants turned sopping wet. I got out of my chair and moved down in the darkness into between his legs and unzipped his pants, and reached in and grabbed his hot bloated flesh, and pulled out his penis. I took his penis head into my mouth and began a regimen of prolonged cock sucking. He had a river of precum, and then sucked out his endless milk and swallowed every drop! He told me he had a place nearby, we went there and got naked and did vulgar lewdness together, too flithy to talk about!
Good heart Dirty mind, can't think of a fantasy I won't enjoy,except humliation. don't cuss but love to talk dirty while having sex or chatting, good at what I do (good job great compnay) honest won't hurt anyone unless they needed it. love to please,love to be shared
I am a fullerfured very pretty funny woman. looking for sam for alone or couples fun.
I am 5'3 180 but do work out with 40 d tits and a big wet pussy. I am extremely horny all the time and love to talk dirty.
easy going laid back couple, who like to put one night aside from everyhting to get down and dirty,out come thes shots, and anything else we might like... corsets, etc!!! listen and possibly jump around to some music, and get very saucy,erotic, and moist.
Married in a very low, boring sensual life. A retired teacher. Consider myself a sane, civil dirty old man. In the bdsm arena, either role is fine, many activities. Name your interests. Cyber play only.
I do not want to miss some experiences that can make living interested.
clean, no drugs, little alcohol, I don't smoke , am eager to serve and make my partners feel great but like the dirty talk.
I know how to listen and can also express myself in an open and honest way.
im recently divorced ( stripper) " been there done that" have been lucky to have had some great times but never had FANTASY & REALITY COLLIDE i would love to find a bi-cpl who is dom. make me there sleezy slave slut anything goes I Like me and am comfortable with men womn tv/ts.love toys dirty talk lits B & D forced fem but ladies your still it Hot Wet Tight Bald oh baby thats what i like
Okay not that it's a tough question, but i think i might be a wee bit bias. I'm a thinker, a smart ass. a joker a smoker a midnight toker, and so on. I have somewhat of a sense of humor ( wicked or warped at times ) not one to judge. Just an average guy, who earlier in life was cute. Dirty blonde hair which we used to call dishwater blonde, blue eyes slim build 155lbs clean d/f 420 freindly and curious. Ask me anything you want and i will answer. Just remember sometimes the answer is no.
Professional guy looking to meet new people. I am 6 ft, 195 lbs, and very athletic. ually, I am into just about anything that brings adventure and fun. Guy or girl, couples, top or bottom, roleplaying, whatever. Ladies I do love a nice butt, but your sense of adventure is what will turn me on the most. Guys, if you are in shape and have a big dick, we will get along great
I like bisexual women that like to share both guys and girls. 2 girls together is a beautiful thing, but I also want a well hung stud to play with too. Watch us both get it on or have us both bring you to sexual paradise. If it's hot, dirty, and results in multiple orgasms, I like it!!!
Bi married couple who love to meet others for hot wild nasty sex. Group play, select single males. We have been in the life style since the mid 70's off and on, and have tried most things. We are very comfortable with most clean safe sexual encounters. She prefers men to women but never says no to a ladies advances. She loves to be center of attention of both men and women. He is a man, will do anything and all things that are not dirty or degrading, men or women. He love to watch her receive pleasure, and join in. Group play is one of our favorite things.
***Due to a recent surgery she is not avail. for play, but as soon as she heals she should be back in action and ready for some wild times.***
I a married man. and I just love sites like this. I enjoy the naughty and nasty chats with others who enjoy this as well. I find it quit the turn on showing off my " naughty, nasty and dirty " side for others. I have always liked getting naked for the camera. I also love taking slutty pics of my wife. and sending them, and sharing them with others. another thing I find a huge turn on. is geting pics sent back to me of my wife from someone who has photoshoped them. I also love to play with other cocks as well. I hope we can find the time to have some fun together..............
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Clean low key professional guy with a nicely cut piece of meat . Very open to passionately exploring erotic interactions with discreet like-minded and energetic playmates who are healthy, hygienically clean, safe and sane. Mine is a hungry healthy sex drive which is geared to reciprocating, pleasuring and engaging my partners and their fantasies. Enjoys oral play with both female and male sexual partners, including edging and nipple teasing and stimulation. I am unselfish and attentive to the erotic moves and flows of my playmates. Very willing to interject mood appropriate verbal (unoffensive) dirty fuck talk when nearing climax for heightened intensity. I love both giving and receiving those body weakening and uncontrollable nut busting orgasms with both female and male sexual partners. In short, open to doing it all.
UPDATE***** I've recently become engaged to this wonderful sexy adventurous women! For right now I'm taking a break to see how adventurous she really is! So far, she has exceeded my sexual expectations so there is hope yet that one day WE will be on here together. I don't have time to update my entire profile, but wanted to give a quick update to anyone who might be interested in reading my profile. Thanks*** Next UPDATE, was fortunate enough to get married within the last year and wife is starting to branch out sexually... especially as to her "playing" with me. She has ZERO, NONE, NIL interest in other women... but is starting to talk dirty about "using me." Again, just an update for anyone who might take the time to read the profile! I sometimes travel over to the Sarasota area in Florida and Washington DC area for work... so keep that in mind. Hope everyone has a GREAT Summer!
Polite and courteous. Like most of you, I'm open minded and willing to consider the opinions and preferences of others. Not that I'm necessarily going to be of the same opinion or be willing/interested in making the same decision, but I'm willing to listen and discuss things. One last thing, I just realized my "pop up blocker" was on. So if anyone tried "IM" me I'm afraid I never knew it. Sorry. I'll try to remember to turn if off when I'm on BSP.
But I am very much planning on meeting people through BSP! I don't mean to suggest that I need to have TONS of "getting to know each other" time, but I need to feel some type of comfort and chemistry to move onto the physical stage! OK, best of luck to everyone. Cheers!
I always keep baby wipes handy for a quick clean up before I meet someone. I like it clean as well, you're not being picky. I wouldn't suck a dirty smelly cock, so why would I expect my Daddy to like my dirty bum.
We try to talk to people as though we are with them in a normal setting, Ok I've had guys and only guys who want trade cock shots and talk dirty, but so far we've had a good time - try taking the conversation to an ordinary level. The Kalove's aren't here just to go threesome, foursome, moresome with every person we encounter. Certainly as a 'closeted' bi-guy for most of my life, I love the site. We talk dirty to a friend, but also about films, television, our life problems and glories.
So don't loose heart, keep going. Talk to us! Use the CHAT room, fun, inuendo. I've even talked about chimley sweeping!
Wanna talk dirty - use the CYBER room.
Looking for others to share same interests that we do. Need to love to have fun, be interesting, & enjoys sex as much as we do. Giving as well as receiving! Home movies, toys, open-minded & no head games or jealously tenancies. We also enjoy being outdoors, talking dirty, oral & kinky at times. Respect others wants. Not into pain, just good dirty fun! Want only honest, clean people!
Dirty Andy is in class and the teacher asks this question. "Class, there are five crows sitting on a fence. If a shotgun fired and hit two how many crows would be left? " Dirty Andy raises his hand and waves it all around while a few of his classmates raise theirs. So Ms Smith asks Lucy, who has her hand raised, how many crows would be left. Lucy says,"Three." Ms Smith says" Very good Lucy." But Andy still has his arm in the air flailing up and down so Ms Smith asks him what he has to say. Dirty Andy says, " Are you kidding me! If I shot a gun at those crows none of them would be left. They would be so scared they would all fly away!!" " Thats very good Andy," Ms Smith says, " But Lucy already answered the question. However I like your way of thinking. "
A few days later Dirty Andy sees Ms Smith in the park and walks up to her and asks, " Ms Smith, see those three women sitting over there with ice cream cones? Can you tell me which of them is married? Is it the one licking the cone, the one sucking the cone or the one swallowing the cone?" Well Ms Smith thinks for awhile and says , " I guess its the one thats swallowing." So Dirty Andy says, " Nope, its the one with the wedding ring..... But I like your way of thinking."
I tend to be quiet during sex, maybe because of always afraid of kids running into the bedroom which they have done anyway when I was younger. I surprised myself once with my noise while riding a guys cock and was quite surprised how loud I was. Another time I was quite entertained while fucking this woman at the noise and dirty talk that came from her mouth. I have found that some moans and dirty talk add something to the sex sometimes depending on my partner.
A construction boss in Boston was interviewing men when along came
a guy named Vinny from New York.
"I'm not hiring any wise-ass New Yorker," the foreman thought, so
he made up a test hoping that
Vinny wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able
to refuse him the job without
getting into a dispute.
"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers,
represent the number 9."
"Widout numbiz?" Vinny says. "Dat's easy," and he proceeds to draw 3 trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
The New Yorker replies, "Ain't you got no brains? Tree 'n Tree 'n Tree makes nine.
"Fair enough," says the Boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules,
but this time use
the number 99."
Vinny stares into space for a minute, then picks up the picture he has drawn and
makes a smudge on
each tree. "Dare ya go, Buddy."
The Boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
Vinny says "Each a da tree's is dirty now! So it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree'n dirty
The Boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire the New Yorker, so he says,
"All right, last
question. Same rules but this time use 100."
Vinny stares into space again, then picks up the picture once again, makes a little
mark at the base
of each tree and says, "Dare ya go, Mac, a hunnert."
The Boss looks at the picture for a moment and says, "You must be nuts if you think that represents
New York Vinny leans forward and points to the marks at the base of the trees. "A little doggie
comes along and thakes a shit on each a dem trees, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty
tree an' a turd, dirty tree an'a turd - which makes one hundred. Bada boom , bada bing. When do
I freakin' start?"
That is my #1 fantasy!! Not into the kidding/cuddling stuff, just the down and dirty cock sucking and playing, maybe even getting fucked hard and deep and good while an appreciative lady watches, directs the action, talks dirty and if she wants to, once she's really turned on bi what she's seeing take place before her very eyes... joins in to help us! My dream is to find that perfect couple that would let me play with her hubby while she watched, commented, directed and maybe eventually joined us. She wouldn't have to join us but that'd be an option. Just having her there would be so erotic and sexy... turn me on to the max!!!
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