|I am a 26 year old fun outgoing country girl who doesn't mind gettin my hands dirty. I love to hang out with family and friends. He is a 31 year old country boy who is quiet till he gets to know you. Anything else just ask|
|Bi married couple who love to meet others for hot wild nasty sex. Group play, select single well endowed males. We have been in the life style since the mid 70's off and on, and have tried most things. We are very comfortable with most clean safe sexual encounters. She prefers men to women but never says no to a ladies advances. She loves to be center of attention of both men and women. He is a man, will do anything and all things that are not dirty or degrading, men or women. He love to watch her receive pleasure, and join in. Group play is fun and prefer get togethers where the men out number the women. We have participated in some small gang bangs and she loved it.|
|I was wondering if anyone can tell me about some websites where i can get free dirty poems and dirty stories. If u do please let me know.|
|sanford and son diaol;ogue lamont your,e a dirty old man fred to lamont yeah and i,ll be a dirty old man till i,m a dead old man.youth is lovely and age is lonely.|
|St.Rosa-San Francisco:looking for dirty games f/couple/Cucki/mm|
anybody our there for dirty games, with cocks and/or cunts
|Need dirty girls wAtch me jack off and talking. Dirty I love girls that like watching hijacking please|
|We try to talk to people as though we are with them in a normal setting, Ok I've had guys and only guys who want trade cock shots and talk dirty, but so far we've had a good time - try taking the conversation to an ordinary level. The Kalove's aren't here just to go threesome, foursome, moresome with every person we encounter. Certainly as a 'closeted' bi-guy for most of my life, I love the site. We talk dirty to a friend, but also about films, television, our life problems and glories.|
So don't loose heart, keep going. Talk to us! Use the CHAT room, fun, inuendo. I've even talked about chimley sweeping!
Wanna talk dirty - use the CYBER room.
|I would to talk dirty to you if you talk dirty back too me|
|Looking for others to share same interests that we do. Need to love to have fun, be interesting, & enjoys sex as much as we do. Giving as well as receiving! Home movies, toys, open-minded & no head games or jealously tenancies. We also enjoy being outdoors, talking dirty, oral & kinky at times. Respect others wants. Not into pain, just good dirty fun! Want only honest, clean people!|
|Dirty Andy is in class and the teacher asks this question. "Class, there are five crows sitting on a fence. If a shotgun fired and hit two how many crows would be left? " Dirty Andy raises his hand and waves it all around while a few of his classmates raise theirs. So Ms Smith asks Lucy, who has her hand raised, how many crows would be left. Lucy says,"Three." Ms Smith says" Very good Lucy." But Andy still has his arm in the air flailing up and down so Ms Smith asks him what he has to say. Dirty Andy says, " Are you kidding me! If I shot a gun at those crows none of them would be left. They would be so scared they would all fly away!!" " Thats very good Andy," Ms Smith says, " But Lucy already answered the question. However I like your way of thinking. "|
A few days later Dirty Andy sees Ms Smith in the park and walks up to her and asks, " Ms Smith, see those three women sitting over there with ice cream cones? Can you tell me which of them is married? Is it the one licking the cone, the one sucking the cone or the one swallowing the cone?" Well Ms Smith thinks for awhile and says , " I guess its the one thats swallowing." So Dirty Andy says, " Nope, its the one with the wedding ring..... But I like your way of thinking."
|A construction boss in Boston was interviewing men when along came|
a guy named Vinny from New York.
"I'm not hiring any wise-ass New Yorker," the foreman thought, so
he made up a test hoping that
Vinny wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able
to refuse him the job without
getting into a dispute.
"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers,
represent the number 9."
"Widout numbiz?" Vinny says. "Dat's easy," and he proceeds to draw 3 trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
The New Yorker replies, "Ain't you got no brains? Tree 'n Tree 'n Tree makes nine.
"Fair enough," says the Boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules,
but this time use
the number 99."
Vinny stares into space for a minute, then picks up the picture he has drawn and
makes a smudge on
each tree. "Dare ya go, Buddy."
The Boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
Vinny says "Each a da tree's is dirty now! So it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree'n dirty
The Boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire the New Yorker, so he says,
"All right, last
question. Same rules but this time use 100."
Vinny stares into space again, then picks up the picture once again, makes a little
mark at the base
of each tree and says, "Dare ya go, Mac, a hunnert."
The Boss looks at the picture for a moment and says, "You must be nuts if you think that represents
New York Vinny leans forward and points to the marks at the base of the trees. "A little doggie
comes along and thakes a shit on each a dem trees, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty
tree an' a turd, dirty tree an'a turd - which makes one hundred. Bada boom , bada bing. When do
I freakin' start?"
|That is my #1 fantasy!! Not into the kidding/cuddling stuff, just the down and dirty cock sucking and playing, maybe even getting fucked hard and deep and good while an appreciative lady watches, directs the action, talks dirty and if she wants to, once she's really turned on bi what she's seeing take place before her very eyes... joins in to help us! My dream is to find that perfect couple that would let me play with her hubby while she watched, commented, directed and maybe eventually joined us. She wouldn't have to join us but that'd be an option. Just having her there would be so erotic and sexy... turn me on to the max!!!|
|Would love to host a little party where I can wear a sexy pair of pink lacey panties and have multiple guys, trans/CDs and couples (if she wears a nice strapon) using me.|
I would suck every cock in my little pink panties willingly! Like a dirty little girl. Pull my panties down (but leave them on me) and take turns fucking my tight little ass. Especially while I have a cock or two in my mouth.mmmmm.
Now who is up for that? Who would enjoy using a dirty little slut in her panties?
|Let's get dirty|
|So you like to talk dirty|
|Im down to dirty talk|
|Hi I'm hot and want to talk dirty|
I love to dress in sexy panties a total slut and be a dirty, totally submissive cumslut slave to a kinky, nasty,perverted master who will video me and make me fuck and suck groups of other men or pimp me out while he watches. I am looking for a kinky man, any age who wants nasty, dirty cumdumpster slave to abuse and use as he sees fit.Own me and treat me like the dirty whore I am.
Honestly, what guy hasn't fantasized about this at least once while fucking his wife or g/f, especially in the missionary position with him on top, his ass up in the air, legs apart and cheeks wide open wishing someone would just do the dirty deed and cum up from behind?
|hyperxguy||Men Sucking Dick While Woman Watch|
I would love to suck big cock in front of the guy's wife or girlfriend while both of them talk dirty to me and humiliate me saying how much my cock is smaller.
|darkgable||Women Watching Men Masturbate|
I like watching men and women masturbate. I love being watched while I masturbate. Seeing someone masturbate and talk dirty and nasty is a total turn on.
|darkgable||Women Talking Dirty During Sex|
It is such a turn on when woman talk dirty. To hear a woman tell you to fuck her harder, eat my pussy and suck his dick is a total turn on.
I am a kinky, nasty, cd slut in the Reno area. I want a nasty, kinky master to serve as his submissive sissy sex slave. I want to be used and fucked like a dirty whore, passed out to friends, taken to adult theaters, filmed and even pimped out. I would love to be enslaved by a kinky black master. Contact me and make me your sissy fuck toy.