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hello.I'll start off by saying I'm a sexual driven person.I'm open minded to most things if sex is involved can keep the animals thats not for me--lol . I'm a hard working divorced father of two .For the last 3 1/2 yrs its just been the three of us.The marriage of thirteen was very sexualy deprived.I consider myself an honest person,a loving father and a good friend to have.this last year has been strange my desire to try ever thing seems to be what motivates me most. I'm single so why not . well any way that me in a hand bag
Just a single hard working father.
Single father working on changing that
I am tatted up and a hard working father
Good looking hard working single father of 2
Easy going single father raising my 15yr old by myself and working
Good Lawyer vs. Bad Lawyer
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

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Lawyer's Son
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"

Be Happy
D i c k
The young man sat with his father and explained to him " Dad you dont understand Im worried about my wedding night. I have never been with a woman before. What do I do?"
His father replied "Dont worry son, just make sure your honeymoon suite has an adjoining room, then if you have any problems I will whisper through the door."
After the couple got into the room, the groom explained he was going to take a shower and freshen up. The bride realized she had to take a hellatious shit. She didnt want to go in the bathroom because that stink up the bathroom and would be embarrasing. So she finds a shoebox and takes a shit in it and puts the lid on it. Then she sets it on the floor and figures she will throw it away the next morning. After the groom comes out of the shower all he sees is his new wife laying on the bed naked. Excitedly he rushes into the bedroom and wouldnt you know it he steps right in the box of shit and yells " Oh my God theres shit in the box!!!" His father opens the door and yells "Turn her over son, turn her over!"
What You Wish For

Mrs.O'Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father Rafferty.

"Hello," said the Father, "and how is Mrs.O'Donovan? Didn't I marry you two years ago?"

She replied "That you did Father.

The priest asked, "And are there any little ones yet?"

"No, not yet Father," said she.

"Well, now, I'm going to Rome next week, and I'll light a candle for you."

"Thank you, Father." And away she went.

A few years later they met again. "Well, now, Mrs. O'Donovan," said the Father, "how are you?"

"Oh, very well," said she. "And tell me," he said, "have you any little ones yet?"

"Oh yes, Father. I've had three sets of twins, and four singles -- ten in all."

"Now isn't that wonderful," he said "And how is your lovely husband?"

"Oh," she said, "he's gone to Rome. To blow out the darn candle
To cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the woods and waited by a path.

Before long comes this little old man. The son says "Ooh dad, there's one."
"NO" says the father.There's not enough meat on him for the dogs.We'll just wait.

Well a little while later along comes a really big fat guy. The son says "Hey
dad he's plenty big enough." "NO" the father says. We'll die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait.

About an hour later here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son says Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad let's eat her.
"NO" says the father. We'll not eat her either. "Why not"? asked the son.

The father answers....Because we are going to take her back alive and eat your Mother !

Hug Kiss :-P Farmy
A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex.

The little boy asks his father, "Daddy, what are they doing?"

The father says, "Making a puppy." So they walk on and go home.

A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, "Daddy, what are you doing?"

The father replies, "Making a baby."

The little boy says, "Well, flip her around! I'd rather have a puppy
I just got home shower shaved got all my makeup done put on my clothes my wig hand heels I want to go over to my neighbor's house father and son everyday sometimes twice it round to 3 years

Interests:

Daddy/Boy Role Play
Every man that I went to bed with since he was always old enough to be my father I just pictured it him as my father because I wanted to have sex with my real dad more than I can explain! And even though him and I finally became intimate whenever I'm not with him every man that I'm with I picture as and start to feel as if he is my father and that turns me on
Home Made Porn
My mom caught me masturbating to a home video of her and my dad and heard me saying how bad I want to fuck my dad and when she let me know but she was standing there she told me if I ever get the chance that I should have sex with my dad because he knows how to use that huge beautiful dick he has! And find me when it did happen I told her that she was so right and for the past three years she has rented my father and I a hotel room for two days on Father's Day because she knows I love to show him how much I appreciate him. I think she does it because she knows I want to have sex with her husband but she doesn't know that we have made love multiple times. But I can't wait till tomorrow after church to go to the hotel with my father and make him feel like a man take that dick let him feed me as much warm sperm as he can for 2 days
Molestation Fantasies
I was the oldest of boys and two girls. I was molested first by my Father and his family. At the time my father had wanted a girl but had no idea that there were twins. My sister twin died at birth so I was like a second thought I guess. He decided to dress me and I was to be raised a girl.
Doing Gardening Nude
i can only say that working a garden always gets me hard! I like working with my hands,making the fruits grow excites me!and when I pull an enlarged sukini,its knobs just needs a little cleaning
Cum Shower
Cum shower is great. Wish you lived closer. I would cum shower with you.
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