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Multiple Orgasms I am multi-orgasmic or as I like to call it m'orgasms...LOL The adult version of s'mores...both are yummy but you can enjoy as many as you like of one and not gain weight! how cool is that?! LOL
Sex In Adult Theaters Hi, I was in Long Island last weekend and on the way home on Sunday I stopped by a couple of adult bookstores - Cherri and Show World. What GREAT places. Both have theater/lounges with couches and padded benches. Both places were slow, but I did make a couple of connections. Got naked and 69 with a guy ... a couple of other guys watched. Sucked him until he came in my mouth. Went to the other store, and sucked a guy in a semi private area ... I'm definitley going back and hoping it;s busier!!!! Wish my gf was still around, she would have loved the places!!! Anyone in NJ/metro NY want to join me on my next trip?
Gloryholes I've seen glory holes at ABS but never did anything as far as giving or receiving until I was in Honolulu on vacation one year... was strolling along the main drag one nite late and lo and behold and Adult Bookstore with arcades... I was horny, could use some porn, gh's were last thing on my mind... went into the back arcade area, and there was a cool surfer dude hangin out... I went into a booth and lo and behold GLORYHOLE! as soon as I went in the surfer dude went into the other booth... I put some money in my machine and there was an awesome bi movie on, where the girl was telling the guy suck that F'n cock! I looked through the hole and the surfer dude was standing up and had his cock out, nice not too big not too small... I look back at the screen and was enjoyin the bi movie, looked back at the hole and he had put his cock through the hole right by my mouth... I looked at it, stroked it, licked the shaft, allthe while jackin myself off.. then I took it all in my mouth... was definitley HOT!!
Gloryholes We used to have a local adult video store that had video booths in the back and that had Glory Holes. A friend told us about it, so we went and had a look. The original plan was for me to go in one booth, while Carol went into the other and gave me head through the Glory Hole. Those plans changed! We went into one booth to have a look at the set-up, and within 10 seconds, a dick appeared through the hole! I goaded Carol into touching it, and she ended up taking it even further. She dropped to her knees, and started sucking the guys dick. The guy came in about 20 seconds! Carol could sense it, and pulled away, but the guy shot all over her shirt...and she was wearing a black T-shirt!! They had a paper towel dispenser in the booth, but it was empty. There was nothing to clean up with. We ended up having to walk back through the video store with a bog load of cum in plain view, all over the front of her shirt. And yes, people noticed!
We went back a number of times, and Carol gave lots of head, and even fucked a few guys through the hole. She even brought a couple of girlfriends at different times, who had to see it to believe it.
We are a white male/black female in Durham who is looking for other people in the area. We are interested in social and adult fun. Please feel free to contact us if you have any questions or want to get to know us better. Hoping to talk soon...
I'm a submissive cd who loves being used as a slut whore in adult theater/bookstores,gloryholes, restrooms, and other places for group action. I also want to be in pictures and videos. I enjoy serving m,f,c,tv/ts,groups,parties.
I'm a normal white male, very sexual, enjoy both men and women. Looking for singles or couples that are mature, safe and secure in themselves looking to involve another man in their situation for some adult fun. Would love to find a female for a swing partner.
Widowed white male senior, 5'10 175 green eyes, gray hair.
Recently discovered my bi-side. Not much experience but
open minded if it doesn't involve pain or anything illegal.
Open to all adult ages and races. Must have good personal
hygiene and no std's.
discreet male who is not hard on the eyes, interested in meeting with male/female couples and females for some adult fun. very open to new things and respect everyones limits.,enjoy riding my harley and boating when relaxing. live up in Omaha, NE and weekend down at the Lake of the Ozarks in MO..
I am happily married middle aged male that love to play on the wild side. I love to visit adult bookstores, theaters and watch and play with others. I am a voyeur and love to see people who like to be exhibitionists. I love strip bars and public sex.
I'm a bi, mwm who enjoys the company of women and men and who always practices safe sex. I'm a professional person, a gentleman, stable, sane, very clean, discreet, fun loving, considerate, with a great sense of humor, and a decent human being. I'm not pushy and like to be involved sexually with others when everyone is comfortable. I'm a firm believer that no means no. I always ask before I do anything. I'm not looking for a life changing experience, just some adult mutual pleasuring. I live in MI, but also have a place in Naples, FL. Oh, 1 other thing that may be of interest....I shave completely, cock, balls, and ass.
He is 5 foot 10 inches 225 lbs. I am 5 ft 2 inches and a BBW. We are both adventurous and enjoy getting together for fun times. We have a high sex drive and are looking for adventurous women and men that want to have fun and enjoy erotic times. We are polite, respectful and very discrete. We would like to be friends with people that love to have adult fun.
Race is not an issue. We are not prejudiced and do not care to be with those who are. We not Barbie and Ken and not into people who think they are the gods gift to others. Honesty is a must. Not into fakes. We are against getting together with: cheaters, unsafe people, Above all we are D&D free.....If this sounds like you, then by all means contact us. Let's see what kind of down home mischief we can stir up
We enjoy hanging out with other couples, watching a great movie or whatever is happening at the time, we always have a good time.
We are both very open-minded, funny, and love to laugh. We would like to meet others of similar interests to experience life at it's fullest. We are into many types of extracurricular activities, i.e., one would be playing games (strip poker kind, naked twister, ha ha), but we like to travel when we can and enjoy the beach, restaurants, snorkeling, clubs, etc . We frequent the adult club "Trapeze" in Atlanta, and like to go there to meet others, as well. We would love to meet another couple for fun, frolic and fetishes.
Where to begin. OK, first off I wish they had more options in the choices you can make regarding sexual orientation. If I could write it in I would say "Open Minded". Meaning if the situation and the parties involved are right,as Chris Berman of ESPN says, "he could go ALLLL THE WAY!!!".
Just let me ad this, I don't lust after men. I prefer women. Women of all shapes and sizes,of all ethnic backgrounds,of all ages, with the exception of underage girls let me add. You could say I worship and adore them. I don't think anything can compare with the taste,smell and feel of a woman. When I am eating her pussy till she screams for me to stop and fill her with my cock, I am in heaven! If her man is there to help me service her it is all the more better. I would to try DP.
Now....a little about myself. I am a handsome man,fairly well hung. I am respectful,laid back and will not go beyond any boundaries you may have. I am open to most any sexual activities with the exceptions of scat, pain and or degradation,and I WILL NOT PLAY WITH CHILDREN. I have been in the lifestyle for many years and have lot's of experience with couples, groups and have always striven to satisfy.
What else can I say except that you will not be disappointed! To quote the Late, great, Hendrix ,"Let me stand next to your fire". Would also like to add here that I would love to be involved in the making of an adult video with you either as a participant or behind the camera. And photo shoots as well.
Good Lawyer vs. Bad Lawyer
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
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The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"
While cleaning little Billy's room, his mother found several S&M magazines under his mattress. In shock, she called for his father to see what she had found. She said " Look at all these dirty magazines." As his father flipped through the S&M magazines, the mother was pacing with her head in her hands. She said "What should we do about this?" The father raising his eyes from the S&M magazines replied " For God's sakes, Dont Spank Him!"
This fellow comes to confession. "Father," he said, "forgive me for I have sinned."
The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?"
"I lusted," the fellow replied.
"Tell me about it,"
The fellow then related his story. "Father, I am a deliveryman for UPS. Yesterday I was making
a delivery in the affluent section of the city. When I rang the bell, the door opened and there
stood the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She had long blonde hair and eyes like emeralds.
She was dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her perfect figure. And, she asked if I would
like to come in."
"And, what did you do, my son?" asked the priest.
"Father, I did not go in the house but I lusted. Oh, how I lusted," replied the man.
"Your sin has been forgiven," replied the priest. "You will get your reward in heaven, my son."
"A reward, father? What do you think my reward might be?" the fellow asked.
The priest replied, "I think a bale of hay would be appropriate, you jackass."
I hope those who read this wont think of me as a total loser. I just hope to in some way get some advice or help so I can move on with my life.
My problem started after I left Job Corps and was playing Football for awhile and my father calls me and says that he needs me back home badly because the family is in a horrible financial situation. I at the time was barely making it on my own agreed to come home for a short period of time. What I didn't realise was that my father didn't cancel the social security payments I was getting when I was a kid ( and honestly I never understood why I was getting that in the first place ) and needed me home to keep them. To make a long story short.....I'm traped here now not only because I have no money to move out but I'm traped by the fact that if I leave it will leave my sister of whom my father often uses against me in guilt anytime I get pissed at him and treaten to leave. Most say why don't you just get a job and leave....well its not that simple and I would have done it awhile ago but one of my major problems is that my father knows he has me in between a rock and a hard place. I have no way to leave and no where to go and no one to really rely on for help do to us moving abit since I was suckered into coming back home. I am 28 now and fearing I will be an old man if I dont find some way out. My father is not the most mentally stable person in the world and me seeking help of anykind he seems to be against so thats why I'm here. I hope in some way I can find some advice or at the very least a caring ear willing to listen to the "entire story" consitering this is just a nutshell version of it if you can believe that.
This will get you adult fun. Go to your local mall. Set on wone of the benches in the highly trafficed areas. Open your top (with no bra), like in this picture. Should score adult attention very quickly..! UR welcome
Interesting subject and tremendous responses. A subject which should be aired now and then...but I can certainly understand the frustration, I recently asked a 60 year old woman to dinner....that's all DINNER...and was refused because, she couldn't date anyone old enough to be her father....DUH...Don't know where her head is, but IF I were her father, I wouldn't be asking her out....there are some who are just plain prejudiced, some who are just plain ignorant, some who are just plain stupid, but thankfully the majority of folks on here are RESPONSIBLE...which ultimately is the most important part of this lifestyle.....
Leasha, it really depends on what kind of a relationship you had with your family before the poly relationship. We have two adult daughters, while they were growing there was no question or subject that was out of bounds... and believe me, they asked some pretty tuff questions. And in turn they gave us some insight into their lives that we weren't aware of. It has carried on into adulthood, they are aware that their father in bisexual, and when we entered into a two year relationship with another guy, we told them about him. If this has not been a subject ever discussed with your family before... jumping right into the news of the relationship might be a little much for them to handle. If YOU WANT them to know, give them information in small doses, and see what their reaction is.. If it isn't necessary that they know, then don't say anything. They rest of our family has no idea of what goes on in our home, and we really don't feel that they need to know.
The young man sat with his father and explained to him " Dad you dont understand Im worried about my wedding night. I have never been with a woman before. What do I do?"
His father replied "Dont worry son, just make sure your honeymoon suite has an adjoining room, then if you have any problems I will whisper through the door."
After the couple got into the room, the groom explained he was going to take a shower and freshen up. The bride realized she had to take a hellatious shit. She didnt want to go in the bathroom because that stink up the bathroom and would be embarrasing. So she finds a shoebox and takes a shit in it and puts the lid on it. Then she sets it on the floor and figures she will throw it away the next morning. After the groom comes out of the shower all he sees is his new wife laying on the bed naked. Excitedly he rushes into the bedroom and wouldnt you know it he steps right in the box of shit and yells " Oh my God theres shit in the box!!!" His father opens the door and yells "Turn her over son, turn her over!"
eBay is good for toys, but they are coming down hard on the Adult Auction Listers.... we have found that while still growing, FetishAuctioneers is a great site that works in the same fashion as eBay, only all adult orientated.
We have 2 places we get Toys for us. One is A.S.S. (Adult Super Store) in our Town, of 12,000, and the other is only called X X X Adult Store @ exit 68 on I-40 here in Tenn. Both have a wide Variety of Toys, Clothing, & Movies.
Married professional Couple looking for that one speical Bi- to join us for many nights of hot erotic adult sexual fun. No head games no strings attached. just pure adult fun. Not looking for one night stands. we can entertain,host, . We love to take weekend or over night getaways..
We are a couple who are adventurous and enjoy the anonymity of adult video stores with gloryholes. We have been frequenting two stores, one in the Kendall area and another in Homestead. We are beginning to get a small following of males who follow us to either. We hope to attract additional quality males. We would also love to see some other couples interested in adult video stores. We also enjoy traveling to Tampa on occasion and visit Fantasyland. It is without doubt the primer adult store which caterers to couples who seek adventure. We hope to hear from like minded couples and single males.
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