|I'm looking for a good hearted woman to make a new family with. I have a business, home, cars and a beautiful 4.5 year old daughter. Have my stuff together. I've not been dating the past year. I'm waiting to meet someone with potential. I'm mostly interested in meeting a Bi woman that's interested in seeking a triad relationship with another woman. I'm Bi, experienced and keep myself open to other things also. I'm certainly not in this lifestyle for the sex. I'm not interested in hookups. I've been in this lifestyle since I was a teenager. It all seems perfectly natural to me. I like people that can see past the typical stereotype that American society tries to mold us all into. I tend to like people that are not typical mindless followers of what society suggest we should be. It's great if you are different, not so much if you're psychotic. I may move in the coming months as part of starting a new life. I hope to meet my new partner before making any decisions on a choosing a new home. I tend to hang on to things I like. I've had a 10 year relationship, then I was with my ex wife for 10 years. My last relationship was five years. In the first two relationships we parted as friends. My last girl passed away. I've had the same bank account since I was 14 years old. I had my first job and bought my first car when I was 14. I've had the same cell phone account since 1997. That was my first cell phone. I want a stable family. I'm not one to roam around in life. Travel and vacation yes. I don't smoke. I might have one to three drinks when I'm out for dinner three or four times a year. I've not even done that in 2 years. I'm very affectionate. I like to spend my time with my girl and family. I tell the truth and don't hide things from my partner. If you have to lie and hide things something is very wrong. The girl I've been with for the past five years passed away from a totally unexpected heart attack July 2013. We had a great relationship and a now 4.5yo daughter together. I certainly don't want anyone that's angry and volatile. My daughter is very sweet, well mannered and friendly. I would like to keep her that way. She's in a dance class now. I plan to get her involved in many activities to see what she likes and what she's good at. We're both healthy. I'm easy going, very grounded and sensible. I have a lot of hobbies and interest. I've been into camping, white water rafting, music, martial arts and other things in the past. My daughter and my business keeps me pretty busy these days. I have employees that run my retail electronics store. I started the business from scratch in 1995. I employee two ministers that run the store. One was a friend before he started working for me and has worked for me over 13 years. I'm non-religious. I mostly work from home. I can work from anywhere with internet access and do what I want from day to day. I take my daughter to parks, playgrounds and drive-in movies a lot. I like to travel to a warm beach during the winter. This is what I'm looking for: Lucky to be in lo-ve with my best friend. There is nobody that I'd rather spend time with than you. There is nobody I trust more than you. There is nobody who makes me laugh as easily and as often as you do. I've heard it said that the best kind of love happens when friendship catches fire. I think that's what happened to me. I fell "in like" with you right away. and then one day I realized an, easy comfortable "like" had grown into a deep dazzling "lo-ve". Now I go to bed with my amazing lover and wake up with my wonderful friend.|
|I am a 26 year old fun outgoing country girl who doesn't mind gettin my hands dirty. I love to hang out with family and friends. He is a 31 year old country boy who is quiet till he gets to know you. Anything else just ask|
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|21 year old nudist. Absolutely love being naked around/with other people whether it is sexual or not.|
|Average 42 year old man. 220 pounds six feet tall..Married. wife not into my life style.|
|NO MARRIED MEN CHEATING ON THEIR WIVES! is carrying a few extra pounds from after having a kidney/pancreas transplant. Also right after that transplant lost both legs below the knee yet still getting all over the place just fine. Has short blondish hair. He has a pretty hairy chest. Very polite, not pushy. Likes to tend to others needs. He is more of a bottom type. Likes various conversations and enjoys people. I know the leg issue runs folks off. If you are really that shallow of a person to be that way she especially would have no interest in you no matter what you had to offer. People all too often say they are open minded. Do not lie to yourself. Physical changes can happen to anyone at anytime. It takes a real person to know how to deal with things that life throws out and to be able to stay positive and to never give up. She's average built with reddish/brown hair which goes just too her shoulders. Got a little bit of belly going on from having three kids and has been trying to work on it Beautiful big nipples too! conversation and joking around. She is smart and very friendly. We are just very real people with nothing to hide. We are far from the "Ken and Barbie" type. Never have been and never will be. We both are very honest, trustworthy and not judgmental. We both have a great sense of humor and love to laugh and enjoy life. We are both D&D free. We are also clean. Have 3 kids around here and often some of their friends. We need to get away some days......... She's recently widowed after a 15 year marriage and I am recently divorced after an 8 year marriage and 10 year relationship. She is born and raised in this area and I am originally from the burbs of Detroit. Been together since May of 2007.|
|Hi, i'm Mike. I'm an outgoing 28 year old guy that likes to be social. i'm pretty open minded to most things and im up for just about anything. I have a good sense of humor and can make a joke of just about anything.|
|I am an easy going, non-pushy guy. I have an average build, hairy chest, and goatee or beard, depending on the time of year. I enjoy pleasing whoever I am with and play by your rules.|
|61 year old bisexual male, interested in other men who enjoy intimate and manly pleasures- enjoy making out, kissing, oral sex, joint masterbation, cross dressing with other men, car sex,|
|I'm a 46 year old guy that loves to have fun. Been told on multiple occasions that i have a crazy personality. Believe in the live and let live mentality and require honesty of all I get involved with. looking for fun friends in the Norfolk, Virginia Beach, Portsmouth, Chesapeake and Suffolk VA areas.|
|52 year old bisexual male bottom, I am Very Discrete with all my ual-Encounters and sweet yes, I am a very easy person to get to know both on and off Line and do feel Very free to ask to meet I am a hoping you's be a Craving my sweet Tight little Horny Ass-Hole, Cum get a ride some time....|
|We are both sensual and erotic, experienced enough to thoroughly enjoy our innate sexual nature. Both are gentle, kind and have a sense of humor. We would not knowingly hurt anyone with this lifestyle, but feel good about those we have shared intimate and erotic times with. We are both clean, d/d free, safe sex ABSOLUTE, and not into pain/bondage. We are looking for male or couples who may have a place to party and are available on a regular basis (a few times/year).|
|I am intelligent, articulate, creative (in many ways), highly moral mature man. I do not believe monogamy and LTRs need go hand in hand - only honesty applies. For me, I could only truly love a woman - sex with men is purely recreational (but what a way to spend a day! Odd... but in the last year or so I have really gotten into crossdressing in a major way. Dabbled there before, but somehow, it just caught on recently. I don't want to be a woman, but I love being a man dressed as a woman. ("Hi there! Thank you for flying Dave Airways. Is there anything I can do to make your flight a little more, say... faggier? No problem!".|
|We are very discrete churchgoing people. We have tried everyting what a couple will try except . We are hispanic in our mid 50's. She is very shy ,but willing to do anythin once turn on. Very horny and willing to participate. She will not go for oral sex, but she will take it, she love being licked. We have tried anal but she has not take it all inside. We enjoy sex and I think she is ready for a new sexual experience. We are looking for a nice well hung straight male or bi that can enjoy being with her only, within our age range, with experience to lead her to her new experience. I'm willing to see her enjoy being done and at the same time participate to give her a nice MFM experience. This Year she is more committed to this experience and will be nice if we find a nice and wel hung guy for her and surprise her with a double joy.|
|This one is old and been around awhile.....but still funny! |
A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable
fidelity practices... suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the
mans pecker... and angrily the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the
Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a fella with his 10 year old
daughter chatting away beside him... all of the sudden, the
pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off... surprised, the
daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"...
Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age,
the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey"...
The daughter gets a confused look on her face and after a minute, she
says... "sure had a big dick !!!"
|This story was related to me by my daughter-in-law. I thought it was worth sharing.|
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THE MAMA TEST
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?” my daughter asked. “Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,” I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.” I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.” We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. “Oh.....I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.” “Exactly,” I replied with a big smile on my face.
Be Happy D i c k
|A family sits at the dinner table. The son ask his Father, "How many kinds of are there?" The Father replies "Three kinds son"|
In their 20's they are like melons, nice and firm.
In their 30's and 40's they are like pears, still nice but hang a bit.
In their 50's they are like onions, when you see them, they make you cry.
This infuriated the Mother and daughter, so the daughter ask, "Mum, how many different kinds of s are there?" The Mother smiles and says, "Three kinds dear, like trees."
In their 20's they are like the oak, mighty and hard.
In their 30's and 40's they are like birch, flexible but reliable.
In their 50's they are like a Christmas tree, dead from the roots up and the balls are for decoration!
|Let's see....what would I do if my daughter's boyfriend hit on me....|
That's easy, I smack him in the F'n head, hard, throw him the hell out of my house, and tell my daughter! You know, what any sane and actually caring father would do! You have to be a real piece of work to even consider this, and that goes for both the OP and anyone answering him in anything but the extreme negative!
Anyway, why is everyone even believing that this is real?? This is one of those Penthouse Letters fantasy things if I ever heard one.
|You mean that single 51 year old men cannot have daughters!! Oh My God! All my friends must have kidnapped the ones that live with them!! I'll have to inform the authorities! |
BP is full of middle aged divorced people who are now single. While I don't believe his story, that disbelief has nothing to do with him being single and having a daughter!
|Depends on the guys age. |
If he is pretty young (late teens, early 20s), I would say avoid it because he is likely to be sloppy in keeping secrets. Also the chances that your daughter and her boyfriend will not stick together. For one thing early relationships are rarely the ones that last. Two, the guy has the balls and sloppiness to hit on his girlfriend's father. He is a moron. He is just very, very lucky you swing that way and would consider doing it. He is eventually going to hit on someone who will rat him out. And again this is where youth works against you. Young love is vicious, he could likely use sex with you to hurt your daughter when they break up.
If he is older, then let your conscious be your guide.
I personally would never do it.
|I hope those who read this wont think of me as a total loser. I just hope to in some way get some advice or help so I can move on with my life.|
My problem started after I left Job Corps and was playing Football for awhile and my father calls me and says that he needs me back home badly because the family is in a horrible financial situation. I at the time was barely making it on my own agreed to come home for a short period of time. What I didn't realise was that my father didn't cancel the social security payments I was getting when I was a kid ( and honestly I never understood why I was getting that in the first place ) and needed me home to keep them. To make a long story short.....I'm traped here now not only because I have no money to move out but I'm traped by the fact that if I leave it will leave my sister of whom my father often uses against me in guilt anytime I get pissed at him and treaten to leave. Most say why don't you just get a job and leave....well its not that simple and I would have done it awhile ago but one of my major problems is that my father knows he has me in between a rock and a hard place. I have no way to leave and no where to go and no one to really rely on for help do to us moving abit since I was suckered into coming back home. I am 28 now and fearing I will be an old man if I dont find some way out. My father is not the most mentally stable person in the world and me seeking help of anykind he seems to be against so thats why I'm here. I hope in some way I can find some advice or at the very least a caring ear willing to listen to the "entire story" consitering this is just a nutshell version of it if you can believe that.
|OH My Kitty! Those days have to end! I remember the days when some parents wouldn't let me date their daughter because of my last name.|
Thank your daughters for me! In a few years from now, I will certainly appreciate someone holding the door open for me as my father taught me to do so for others.. regardless of race!
|Just want to tell all you horny folks out there that I hope y'all have a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year 2003! I hope this holiday season will be a great one for every one of you & I also hope you all get everything you want for Christmas. For New Year's(Eve), don't drink & drive ! You can have fun & enjoy yourself but *please* if you're gonna drink, make sure you have a person(who doesn't drink)drive you home safely & don't insist on wanting to drive, even if you might think you're OK. My brother landed in jail cause of that around the tail end of this last October & then my father too, just right before Thanksgiving came, all because of an alcoholic-related issue. So, don't be making the same mistakes that my father & brother did. Please, be careful ! Again, Happy Holidays !!|
|Good Lawyer vs. Bad Lawyer|
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
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The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"
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|This fellow comes to confession. "Father," he said, "forgive me for I have sinned."|
The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?"
"I lusted," the fellow replied.
"Tell me about it,"
The fellow then related his story. "Father, I am a deliveryman for UPS. Yesterday I was making
a delivery in the affluent section of the city. When I rang the bell, the door opened and there
stood the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She had long blonde hair and eyes like emeralds.
She was dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her perfect figure. And, she asked if I would
like to come in."
"And, what did you do, my son?" asked the priest.
"Father, I did not go in the house but I lusted. Oh, how I lusted," replied the man.
"Your sin has been forgiven," replied the priest. "You will get your reward in heaven, my son."
"A reward, father? What do you think my reward might be?" the fellow asked.
The priest replied, "I think a bale of hay would be appropriate, you jackass."
|My daughter is also 28, and I have a son who's 25. I was with a 20 year old last night|
|Interesting subject and tremendous responses. A subject which should be aired now and then...but I can certainly understand the frustration, I recently asked a 60 year old woman to dinner....that's all DINNER...and was refused because, she couldn't date anyone old enough to be her father....DUH...Don't know where her head is, but IF I were her father, I wouldn't be asking her out....there are some who are just plain prejudiced, some who are just plain ignorant, some who are just plain stupid, but thankfully the majority of folks on here are RESPONSIBLE...which ultimately is the most important part of this lifestyle.....|
|My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. |
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and could not say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door, stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is.....
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
|In the hatchback of my Vega,on top of a landfill in my Chevy station wagon,on the motorcycle,the engine room of a tugboat,a park bench with people walking by,getting blowed while driving,my garage,a handjob at a wedding from my neighbors daughter,in a 966 wheeloader,the flybridge of my boat while the girls father is downstairs also any place I can|
|An Italian girl with a heart condition takes her fiance home to have dinner with he parents. As they finish the meal the father says; "Since you are planning to marry my daughter, I must tell you that she has acute angina." The young man smiles and says; " Yes! And she's got nice tits too!"|
|A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?" |
"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.
"No, under the tail," says the youngster. The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."
The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."
"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.
The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
I'm in Utah and would love to find an older guy to have some fun father/daughter role playing with.
I saw a hot video, supposedly mother & daughter. Daughter started sucking mom's tit, while mom asked her if she liked being mommy's little girl again. The girl responds, "Yes I like being mommy's little girl." It was so, so hot.
It's been 1 year to this day! Last year during Thanksgiving Day weekend 2004 my wife let me orgasm in her. That was the last time! I've been j/o since!
|NawtiDGD||Father Daughter Role Play|
Looking for a girl to play Daddy/Daughter with me...
|elpingon||Younger Women For Older Men|
3 years ago, my 21 year old student assistant and I had a torrid affair..i was in my early 50s. The sex was just taboo and smoking hot...seeing a young mouth negotiate a thick uncut older cock is an amazing experience...the reverse cowgirl...the anal intercourse titfucking and oral sex was off the charts...shes now married but we got together a year ago...when she was in town and gave me another hellacious blowjob...what a treat!!!
|skyguy6977||Fucking My Girl Friends Mom|
I fucked my wife's mother. we had an affair that went on for 4 years. she was better at oral than her daughter and loved anal. the wife never found out.
|smoggytomcat||Sex With Neighbors|
i'd love to see my neihbors in my bedroom.She bends over while feeding her dogs.Very nice ass for a teacher.She has a daughter that likes sex .She carries a very nice ass too.Now if you were me which 1 would you prefer?The lil tight ass,or the open willing?
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Any 18 to 21 Yr"s Old"s Step-Daughter"s Out There and In Philly PA and Need A Step - Dad ? Do Say Back Any Time You Want and Need To Be LOVED ...(^_^(?...
We want to go next year and would like to go with other both bi couples that we know!
It took less than a year. I'm headed back to the Sunshine state!
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Would appreciate an opportunity to hookup with 60 to 70 year old transsexual in Northern virginia
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one more thing here,I think that folks that neverexplore their ass is crazy.Alot of people do + like it.I have a short story about this.My ex always said that her ass was for exit only.never would let me touch her there for 20 yrs.But being the insistant devil that I am,got to play with it a bit ,a lil licking,a lil penetration.She started to allow me to cum in her ass.She all of a sudden started to like it,almost as much as pussy to dick sex.Now I'm blessed with a lady that is old enuff to say yes to anal sex.it's the best treat that I have had in many years of trying.Now i want to experience it also,anyone close by that wants my virgin ass?
I love camping. Especially in my tipi. Nothing like haveing sex next to the fire knowing your siloette is on the sides. There is always fun in the lodge year round.
MMMMMMM I LUV PLAYIN WIT A HUNG MAN
LAST WKED ME ND MY MAN WERE IN VEGAS WE MET THIS OLDER GUY AT DA POOL HE WAS LIKE 55 BUT SEXXY MMMMMMM WHAT A BODY ) WELL NX THINK U KNO WE WERE TALKIN BOUT SEX ND THAT HE HAD A 10" COCK SO I STARTED TO FEEL IT UNDER DA WATER MMMMM IT WAS SOOOO BIG !! MK A LONG STORY SHORT WE WENT BACK TO OUR ROOM ND WE BOTH PLAYED WIT THAT HUNG MAN ALL NITE EVEN MADE MY MAN SUCK HIM AS I PLAYED WIT MYSELF >>>>>
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Would be best live porn show ever with the face right in the action where the yummy smell of pussy and dick and taste. Watching a cock slip in and out of her pussy. Then get to eat the creampie. This would be a 28-year-old fantasy come true.
I spent a summer in college in Texas with my uncle... had a ton of sex with both he and his 2nd wife all summer, also my younger cousin. I don't regret any of it, I loved it, Still se my cousin once or twice a year...
Been practicing and learning Tantra for just under a year. to give yoni massages and to give and recieve lingam massages.