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Bang My Wife
I was out at a Country bar one evening with this married couple that I had met at this bar a few months ago. It was a normal night and not much was happening. The guy had went to the hroom and when he left, his wife whispered to me that he had given her permission to take me home with them and fuck me, if I was into that kind of thing. She said that he wasn't sure of what my reaction would be, so she was tasked with asking me. I said that I would be okay with it if her hubby was. When he came back, she went to the Restroom and we talked. I told him what she had said and that I was okay with it if he was. He smiled and said that he was totally cool with it. He confided that he was also submissive. We agreed to pay our tab and go to their house.

I was more excited then them because I am very closet "bi" and this was my opportunity to push the limits. Given my conversation with the husband, I had a feeling that I could get some cock myself if I played it right.

We got to their house and those two started kissing. I went over and started kissing his wife. After a while of heavy petting, she suggested we all go into the bedroom and get naked! One in the bedroom, I laid her on her back and started to lick her pussy and suck on her clit. She was soaked and I swear she must have came within seconds after my tongue was inserted in her snatch. After about 10 minutes of pussy eating, I told her husband to come over and taste how good she was. He dove right in! I then started to work on her tits and straddled her face to fuck her mouth. Her husband was still eating her out and watching me fuck his wife's face from behind. I then told him to stay at the foot of the bed and I slid down and stuck my cock inside her wet, warm snatch. I told her husband to stay on the floor at the foot of the bed and watch as I fucked his wife. That would be a hot view for him. After about 5 or 10 minutes of fucking her, I got off and slid to the foot of the bed and told her husband that I wanted him to taste how good his wife was. He started to slid up to eat her pussy but I stopped him and said that I wanted him to lick her juices off my cock. He hesitated for a moment, looked up at her, and receiving a wink from her, engulfed my cock with his mouth. After a few minutes of this, I stopped him so I could once again fuck his wife. As I was fucking her, he stood up on the bed and said that I was now going to taste how good he tasted, and stuck his cock in my mouth. I wanted to concentrate on blowing him, so we switched positions so I laid on my back, his wife on top fucking me, and he straddled my chest and was fucking my face.

It wasn't long before he was fucking my face hard and shooting a nice warm load of semen in my mouth! All along, his wife is riding my hard cock and having orgasm after orgasm. It wasn't long before I shot my load deep inside of her. Afterwards, we laid there for a few minutes. When I noticed that her husband was hard again. I told him that it was time he tasted my load. So, I made him go down on his wife and eat her snatch while I blew him again!

We all were satisfied many times that evening. I even watched him fuck his a wife that night and we both fucked her a few times.

We haven't done it again yet, but we still hang out at the same bar and I can tell they are still interested. That was two weeks ago so I am rushing it? lol
Teabagging
I actually had to look this one up on the net...LOL It's when a guy places his balls in another persons face and the other person sucks and licks them...nice t bags yall! LOL I just noticed an example of just that in the T-girl pics...so now we know! LOL
Fucking Wife While Husband Watches
I was lucky enough to be with a couple once who was into this. We were all naked when he looked at her and said why don't you get on that pointing to my hard dick. She did and then he proceeded to lick my balls while I was fucking his wife, very hot experience.
Shaved Cock & Balls
I liked my balls when shaved smooth, my first experience being when I got "fixed." My wife loved it, and sucked on my balls more than ever when they were smooth. For that alone, I tried to keep them well shaved.

However, it itched like the dickens when the hiar grew back in. And my balls got really warm and sticky when there was no hair to allow for air to circulate around them. So I have gone to trimming, but not shaving.
Clit Licking
I love when my husband goes down on me and grabs my clit with his gums, he bites it, sucks it, and pumps it just using his gums. He licks it all over the place,up and down to my asshole. He also flicks it with his finger, slaps it and whatever else he can think of till I scream mercy and cummm all over his face, hand or whatever is there. Total turn on!!!!! Ladies he's good!!!!
Analingus
i fucking love blowing a big cock choking on it then having the guy move me under him to suck his asshole and he lays his cock and balls on my face. its so fucking nasty.. and i love it
Fucking Husband While Wife Watches
I would love to be watch by the wife as me and the husband play with each other
Men Licking Pussy While He Gets Fucked
I just simply love to eat a woman pussy while her husband gives me a hard and long butt-fucking
Wives Sharing Hubby's Dick With Men
Dirty old man in DFW area wants to help a wife with her husband's dick - and her clit, too.
Getting Caught
I have a long time fantasy of being caught fucking a woman by her husband and then having him fuck me in the ass as revenge........I get hard just thinking about it!
Water Sports
One of the hottest things I've done a few times is to be fucking a woman and have her husband piss on us. Also love eating her pussy after he has pissed on it. FUN!!!
Men Licking Pussy While She Is Getting Fucked
WHEN I FIRST GOT MARRIED MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT SHE WANTED TO SWING WITH A BLACK DUDE THAT SHE WORKED WITH AT HER JOB. I WAS NOT INTO THIS BUT SHE INSISTED AND DEMANDED THAT I JOIN IN--THE FUN.. SO, BEING A SUBMISSIVE CROSS DRESSER I SAID, OK. WHEN SHE BROUGHT THE BLACK STUD TO OUR HOME MY WIFE KISSED HIM AND HE FELT HER UP RIGHT AT THE DOOR. MY WIFE TOLD HIM THAT I'M A SUB SISSY BOY AND THAT I WOULD SUCK HIS COCK TO GET HIM HARD... I HAD TO GET ON MY KNEES AND TOOK HIM IN MY MOUTH.. HE GOT HARD AND IT GREW TO 11" AS I SUCKED HIES SHAFT AND BALLS.. THEN HE FUCKED MY WIFE AND I GOT UNDER THEM AND DID MY THING EATING PUSSY AND LICKING HIS BLACK SHAFT UNTIL HE SHOT CUM INTO HER PUSSY AND I SWALLOWED AFTER HE PULLED OUT OF HER PUSSY... WHEN HE LEFT MY WIFE SAID I'M A SISSY FOR BLACK COCKS AND THAT SHE'D BRING OTHER BIG DICK STUDS FOR MORE FUN AND NEXT TIME I'D HAVE TO SUCK SEVERAL BLACK COCKS WHILE SHE WATCHED AND THEN I WOULD HAVE TO LET THEM HAVE MY ASS/PUSSY AS LONG AS THEY WANTED IT... I'M NOW A WHITE SISSIE SLUT FOR BLACK COCKS, SO IF THERE ARE MEMBERS INTO THIS-CONTACT ME!!!!
Men Eating Other Mens Cum From Their Wifes Pussy
I love to lay under her in a 69 postion licking her, while her black male friend enters her from the rear, he will alternate from fucking her hot pussy to fucking my wet mouth, while he is fucking her, I will lick her clit, his shaft and balls, and then he will fill my mouth with his cock, fucking it like a pussy, then pull out and returning to her hot wet wanting pussy, till he is ready to shoot, then he will pull out of her and shot the first load on her pussy lips, clit and my face, then shove it back in her to fill her hot pussy full of come, pumping his last sqirits to juice into her, then pull out and rub his wet cock all over my face and mouth letting me lick him clean, and she will sit up on my face and allow me to lick her clean while his juices flow from her swollen opening down her lips to my wanting lips. We do this often and it is one of my favorate ways to lick her clean.
Hmmm!
Anal Sex With Men And Women
The best is being fucked by a guy while you're fucking his wife.
Women Teaching Men How To Suck Cock
Would like to find a couple in the Detroit Mi area. How about the wife sucking my cock while I suck the husband, mimicking her every move? The best way to learn is through doing and experience is the best teacher, right?
Couples With Bisexual Men
I just can't help myself.I think that being bisexuall is the willingness to keep all involved.Not just the men but the ladies also.Not just the ladies but the men also.Being bisexual to me is to have fun in both aspects,both the ladies + the men.Not so much as 1 over the other.But i'd rather make a lady cum 1rst,keep her wet+ then get the man going.I'd really like to suck his balls as he's fucking her ass.When he cums,just put into my throaght.These are my thoughts.
10 Inch Cock
My profile pretty much explains what I am looking for, a mature masculine very well endowed male either straight, bi., or gay who is assertive and knows what he wants, and with foreskin-A+!!! I'm a masculine well endowed wht. male, seeking to service and worship this type of male in any way he prefers. I am fine with no reciprocation, as my focus will be on the man I am with, however kissing is always welcome, if not thats ok too. I have also in the past met with several other well hung men and we'd get together as I'd service and worship their cock/balls/ ass whatever they wanted. One fellow was a tow truck driver I had to call from work late one night. His pants were very torn and he was high and horny as I just stared at his cock through the many holes in his old worn and stained pants. After all was finished and as he stood in the bright light of his trucks headlights he pulls his pants down, and surprised me as he was wearing and old worn pair of black lacy woman's panties that were way too small as his large cock and big set of balls were way too big to fit inside and as there were many holes in the panties as the skin from his cock and balls pushed out through these many holes. the tow driver calmly explained that his wife caught him haveing sex with a woman, and after she made him wear panties thinking it would shame him. he said he doesnt care. he added his wife and he never had sex after his son was born, his wife saying that his cock was like the devils cock it was ugly and evil. i asked about this later. he said his wife hated that his cock was so long and esp. thick, and she esp. hated his long 2" foreskin and his large balls that would hang down several inches in their sack, and would slam back and forth when ever he fucked her. ( all this i later found to be true. )As he spoke he took a long piss only about 3" away and faceing me, he's saying how he notices me looking at "...my dick here." I said a bit nervously "..yea, it's a damned nice one, how big is it?" He laughed then said it was 9 1/3" long and very fat!" As I could see. He went on saying "Like i was sayin man, i aint gettin none from my ol lady my dick freaks her out, but if your liken it, fucker, its all yours!" at this he stepped up to me. I had him turn the headights off. then he suggested i get in his truck and we drove behind an abandonded store where we both had a great time till he came about 15 min. later. he asked if i wanted more. ( yes!) so he drove back to my car and followed me to my place where i put some straight porn on the tv for him and got us both a beer. hed called into work saying he was takeing the rest of his shift off as he was vomiting. instead he stayed at my place as i worshiped his increadable cock. after that he might call ahead or not, sometimes just show up at my front door anytime day or night, then stay for an hour or so as id service and worship his cock and big ol balls. he loved me to chew, pull on his foreskin, i did too. he finally moved to Kansas with his wife. great guy! If that is you, please contact me, we can communicate and see what happens.

Profiles:

I shared my wife with another man for over 20 years. During most of that time, I was a submissive cleanup boy and helper during their sessions. I came to enjoy this role very much and learned to love sucking his cock and cleaning up the mess he left in my wife's cunt. Though we are still happily married my wife doesn't entertain him any longer and won't consider anyone new. I would like to meet a couple who would like my oral services or a man who would like his cock serviced on a regular basis. I also have videos of my wife sucking and fucking and me helping to share with you.
Married for 14 years, our kids are grown and on their own and now its our time. Wife 47 husband 41. We are very sexual and very comfortable. Wife is very out going, husband is a little reserved until he gets to know you. We have had a few encounters together with couples, females and straight males we both have had experiences before we were together. We would like to meet couples to have fun with, straight or bisexual, would like to meet a bisexual male in relationship or single to introduce husband all the way to the experience. thank you
6'1'' 198 42 chest 34 waist. 9 inches, thick, big balls. Very oral. Seeking a married couple with a submissive husband.
I'm a bi-curious professional looking for discreet friends. I'm a married guy, very happy with my relationship and my sex life with her. She is a wonderful girl and I love her greatly. But one thing is missing. I have always been attracted by cocks and balls; mine, yours and many others. I want bi friends who feel comfortable together and enjoy occasionally getting naked together, massaging, mutual masturbation, giving each other hand jobs and head. JO buddies. Cyber-sex buddies. I知 not interested in fucking a guy or being fucked by a guy. Definitely not interested in pain, piss-play, or ass play. I'm a bit shy at first. I warm up quickly to people who are relaxed. I like having intelligent, honest conversations. I enjoy being around people who are comfortable with themselves and easy going. I like having sex with folks who have many interests besides sex. I知 clean, healthy, and drug and disease free, and I want to stay that way. I知 interested in hearing what other people are interested in, trying nearly anything at least once, and I enjoy intelligent conversations. I don稚 like folks who are pushy and think that their way is the only way it can be. I知 not big on political or religious ideologues or heavily opinionated in any other way. size isn稚 a big deal to me (no pun, of course). Lengthwise I知 on the short-average size, just shy of 6 and cut. My balls are shaved and my hair trimmed. I致e enjoyed stroking guys with shorter cocks and with much longer cocks than mine. I love variety!! I prefer cut to uncut. I appreciate a nice set balls, too. I prefer folks who are athletic or average in build. I little overweight is ok (who isn't?) but grossly overweight is a turnoff for me.
H-6'2", 200, active, intelligent, enjoy life, looking for new experiences, I would like a man around my age with large and low hanging balls (a real turn on). I really enjoy giving pleasure. I would like the experience of sucking a married man off in front of his wife. W-I do not play
An older man who's into oral sex and doesn't mind a male lovers wife or a female lovers husband being there. Sometimes they want me to work on THEM!
We are both Sporty, Fit we go to the gym 5/6 times a week Educated well kept people, like to eat out, London Shows, travel. Loking for a fit lady to entertain wife Bi fantasy, and letting Husband watch and join in
Hi! I have been away from this site for a couple of years but now I'm back. I'm an older bi-male and enjoy company of both sexes. I'm looking for all that care to have fun with an older bi-man. Would like a couple (but not limited to) where the wife knows the husband is bi. I enjoy all things sexual that does not conflict with my partner(s) likes and dislikes.
****WE DON'T CAM****Please read our complete profile before emailing us! We don't want to waste your time or ours. You can not just have one person... we come together so if you just want only one of us you need to move on please...She will only play with a female and her mind will not be changed no matter how hard you try. She wants to watch. We Have become very good at figuring people out and that's why we are very cautious. We are y and fun. D&D free so protection is always a must... Shaved females only please (She has an issue with hair)...also if you are being dishonest about your lifestyle to a husband, wife or significant other please move on we consider that cheating no matter what the reasons. Please do not email us with stupid requests..."Can your wife "F" me with a strap on" or "Lets Screw" we don't know you at all so its not going to happen.... its a waste of our time and yours. Also if you only have "dick pics" (they are fun but say nothing about you) or pictures of half of a couple please move on that is a big red flag for us..... We are open and honest and to the point and we are both go with the flow kind of people. We love meeting new people and letting loose.
40yo mwm that is bisexual and out to wife only. 5'10" 200 # looking for other bi men for myself and possible 3 somes or moresomes with my wife as well but only if we really hit it off well. im masculine, but like to ocasionally wear panties, im an avid outdoorsman. really looking for someone that i can be with in and out of bed. what to know more??? just ask! ***********UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!!!: a relationship with an older woman that my wife and i just loved has come to an end due to her getting married and we would love to find a wonderful woman or couple to help fill the void.
Good looking male 6'4'' 195 lbs. big cock and low hanging balls I am dominant and prefer submissive females
sexy cpl wild crazy anything goes when we are fucking deep big toys anal
bi curious cuckold looking for black bull who enjoys getting sucked by a white guy and then fucking his girl friend all night long.
mature 55 year old looking for mature couples i;m 5;8 trimmed beard short hair ;shaved balls;7 inccut cock 210;lbs just alittle fluffy {lololo}
We are both dirty blondes depending on the amount of time in the sun. I have green eyes, my husband has blue. I am built like a gymnast and my husband is a wiry athletic build. We are both very healthy and love sports as well as sex. We are happily married but as you all know it is difficult for couples to maintain the same sexual desire all the time. I love sex and prefer vaginal missionary with some variations. I am multi orgasmic and nothing else seems to hit the spot like the aforementioned plus once I orgasm about the 5th time I am good to go for a few weeks. My husband desires sex more often and would love to have a lot more variety so I am exploring our options. I have added some anal play and we are going from there. I am interested in learning about anal play for my husband. I have a lot to learn and need help getting there. I want to find ways to help him find pleasure without needing intercourse and oral with me all the time. Anal play on him seems to be the best option based on the research I have discovered as to how good it can feel for men. I would like to find a progression from the beginning to bring him to orgasms even teach him to pleasure himself for additional sexual time. Do you have any such material, direction, or guidance? What steps do I take? How quickly does one progress in this situation, how does one encourage their husband to explore themself? How can I add variety of play to this? What are my options?
i am 5' 10" 190 lbs smooth about 6" uncut love kissing sucking nipple play and fucking
Hello everyone! We are a happily married, extremely sensual/sexual, easy going and very down to earth couple, looking to meet other friendly, open minded couples for friendship and fun. We are looking to make new friends and have new adventures with other couples. We are a Full Swap Couple same room or separate room. No Pressure, We go with the flow. Both clean shaven. Please leave all Drama at the door. We just want fun!!! 100% clean and expect you to be DD Free also. Plz be Non smoking during play. We are pretty much open to all activities, but can discuss when we chat/meet. Let us know your interests and boundaries etc. We love most everything, but if you enjoy performing oral, let us know because she LOVES that! Of course we both love fucking too!!! We both love all types of people and body shapes of all sizes. Ohhh, wife would love to receive a sensual/sexual full body massage. Just be down to earth, regular, happy, positive attitude couple that really enjoy pleasing others as well as being pleased Looks do not matter, it's our chemistry! We LOVE being invited to private group parties & fun get togethers. Must appreciate a busty BBW (40H)

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Have always wanted to meet a man and his wife.They lay me on my back she lifts my legs up and fucks my ass with her strappon while her husband is on his knees above my head watching his wife fucking me in the ass while he is fucking my mouth.any race,or legal age.please im in dfw area
Im 4yrs married to a lovely woman...problem is I've be fucking my wife's ex husband (and his new wife) for about 3 yrs. To be honest I cant get enough of that big ass dick of his.
We dont have pics of what happened to us but the sex was INCREDIBLE! We met a well hung stud last year and his fantasy was bareback sex with a creampie in my wife's young pussy. We did three way oral and took turns fucking my wife. He emptied his balls into my wife's pussy four times that night. I came twice and she came 15 times. Ive never seen a pussy with six loads of sperm in it and we'd love to repeat that experience soon. Best sex ever!
Maybe I should change my profile. I stated there that snowballing is out of the question for me however, that is assuming sex with strangers. I still think swapping cum around puts a person at risk for an STD, but in a polyamory relationship anything goes with me. If I can be sure that the woman in a triad is only having sex with her husband and her husband is only having sex with her and me then it's ok. If we were actually living together I can easily see myself eating a cream pie and sharing it with another member of the household or any combination of swapping it around. Hell, I don't even know if I can make another man cum in my mouth. If any wives out there would like to show me how to satisfy there husband I'm all ears (and mouth, tongue, fingers, etc.). LOL At this point I'm not interested in fucking or getting on with anyone's wife. It would be nice if she joined in, but just sucking cock with the guy's wife or significant other present would do for me. Too many chefs spoil the broth as far as I'm concerned. I spit and don't swallow....where I spit is up to whom I'm with.
I have a bit more to add to the OP's post, some times a guy will not come out and say he is bi but he is willing to partake in any activity they may involve another guy.
My example, a few weeks ago, the wife and I had one of her friends, L. help us move a roll around tool box to his house. After unloading it we go in and naturally L wants to play with Carol. Him and I have double teamed women before but never had any interaction between him and I.
We all three got undressed and L and I started on Carol. I ended up holding her open as he guided himself into her and then a short while later, I got underneath her and he took her doggy style. I managed to get in a few licks on him and finally as he neared the end I gave his balls a quick lick and he came. He seemed to enjoy it and that was the end I thought.
We got a call from L earlier today inviting us over to join him and his wife and another couple this evening. He commented on how the other guy, who had been over to their place the week before, had seen some of the pics I had taken and given to him of L and Carol. The other guy asked L if he had ever had his balls sucked by the hubby as he did the Carol. L said that he only almost had that happen with us. Now he has mentioned it and wonders about trying it, maybe this evening I can let him experience the whole thing and let he see what being bi can be like.
So, Bigc4u, you never know where or when the subject of being bi may come up or what the signals may be.
L knows I am bi and has been out with us when I have been dressed but nothing has ever come of it between us. I am willing to wait and see what happens with him and who knows.
Jamie.
Women with a strapon is a very erotic experience, I've had a few use one on me (7" is a nice size), often the wife of couples I have seen, either I bring one along that I have for just such an opportunity, or they already have one. Most of the women even have orgasms while using the strapon, just getting off from the sensations of the strap between thier legs, and the thought of fucking a man. The best part is that they all have been very attentive, sensual fucks - they want to make sure thier partner gets the pleasure he is expecting. Probably the most erotic experience I have had (and shared) was fucking a husband while the wife fucked me - we all had some very intense orgasms from that one!!!!! BTW, if there are any fems in NJ - both myself and my strapon are ready!!!!!
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities.

A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.

Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.

"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.

"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"

"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.


Be Happy
D i c k
looking for a couple who we can have some fun with, want to suck dick while my wife sucks me and what ever else works, she licks wife at same time?
We like to play with cpls who like to eat cream pies.We will play in the same bed. He is fucking with my wife and i'm fucking with his wife.Whem we cum i will lick and suck his cock cleam and he will do the same to me. He will then suck his wife pussy and i suck my wife pussy.BI. guys try it you will like it.BI>.
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know....they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know....there' s swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, head? Drink your fucking beer in your frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are MARRIED now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?"

..........and, they lived happily ever after.

Now, isn't that a sweet story?!!


Be Happy
D i c k
Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual.

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know....they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know....there' s swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, head? Drink your fucking beer in your frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are MARRIED now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?"

..........and, they lived happily ever after.

Now, isn't that a sweet story?!!

Now YOU Have A Happy Weekend
D i c k

To All
one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
Want to help fulfill a fantasy of mine and my wife? We need a minimum of 4 hot bi or gay guys 21-42 years old to come to our home in reseda and gang bang me while my wife watches and video tapes for our private use. Masks can be worn. If you are interested respond by email or post here. You must fit what our ad states in our profile. I want a cock for each hand and one for each hole taking turns fucking me in my mouth and ass till you all cum all over me and in my mouth. You must be extremely hot and in excellent shape with a hung cut cock and shaved balls to be considered (pics must be sent to prove it).
We are hoping to find another couple (bi or bicurious) that would ALSO desire to try same-sex play. Husband with husband, and wife with wife. No swap.

My wife wants to do everything w/ a woman... kissing, touching, oral, etc.
I want to have a lot of cock-play... touching, stroking, sucking, etc... make it cum. No kissing nor anything anal.

We know this is restrictive for most - we get it - but we also need to be true to OUR desires. This is what we're looking for. Just putting it out there.
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