hvacman | Like to be naked all the time - like to give blow jobs to males and have it explode in my mouth. Like to shower with males and suck boner in the shower until it expodes. |
clitrus69 | I am very free spirited. I enjoy exploring ;) new things. Today, I let a watched as my friend's father jack-off and I wanted so badly to join in. Neither she nor her father knows this. I may go to him later. |
lostinNorthFL | Lonely and divorced, open-minded and religious. I've always wanted to be a father (or father figure), and enjoy spending quiet time at home playing games or watching sports activities as a family. |
goldstarlou | I'm a 30 year old man into different kinds of role playing. I love father/son, mother/son, etc. I also like to dress up and play father/daughter too. Also love just getting with a hot couple and doing everything to everyone. |
Joseph7inch | Ok i am tall 6'1 with an average build.i LOVE role play.i am versitle most of the time.orally i like it mutually done so we get a feel for eachother.i have 7 inchs uncut and no hair on my balls.i like father son/father daughter role play.im really passionate and freaky.ill put my toungue in you and then my cumm in you |
MissM6922 | We are fun, free thinking, smart, good looking, understanding, funny, silly, sexual creatures that like to be safe and have fun. We love spending time outside and with other couples that are interested in the same kind of things as us. We like toys, group showers (we have a very large glass block shower with benches, steam jets, three angeled shower heads......lets just say, it provides hours of fun!) long walks to hidden places where we can put down a blanket and have a buffet picnic ; ) |
Bi_Brittany | The young man sat with his father and explained to him " Dad you dont understand Im worried about my wedding night. I have never been with a woman before. What do I do?" His father replied "Dont worry son, just make sure your honeymoon suite has an adjoining room, then if you have any problems I will whisper through the door." After the couple got into the room, the groom explained he was going to take a shower and freshen up. The bride realized she had to take a hellatious shit. She didnt want to go in the bathroom because that stink up the bathroom and would be embarrasing. So she finds a shoebox and takes a shit in it and puts the lid on it. Then she sets it on the floor and figures she will throw it away the next morning. After the groom comes out of the shower all he sees is his new wife laying on the bed naked. Excitedly he rushes into the bedroom and wouldnt you know it he steps right in the box of shit and yells " Oh my God theres shit in the box!!!" His father opens the door and yells "Turn her over son, turn her over!" |
Lionessa | What You Wish For Mrs.O'Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father Rafferty. "Hello," said the Father, "and how is Mrs.O'Donovan? Didn't I marry you two years ago?" She replied "That you did Father. The priest asked, "And are there any little ones yet?" "No, not yet Father," said she. "Well, now, I'm going to Rome next week, and I'll light a candle for you." "Thank you, Father." And away she went. A few years later they met again. "Well, now, Mrs. O'Donovan," said the Father, "how are you?" "Oh, very well," said she. "And tell me," he said, "have you any little ones yet?" "Oh yes, Father. I've had three sets of twins, and four singles -- ten in all." "Now isn't that wonderful," he said "And how is your lovely husband?" "Oh," she said, "he's gone to Rome. To blow out the darn candle |
farmmgirl2 | To cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the woods and waited by a path. Before long comes this little old man. The son says "Ooh dad, there's one." "NO" says the father.There's not enough meat on him for the dogs.We'll just wait. Well a little while later along comes a really big fat guy. The son says "Hey dad he's plenty big enough." "NO" the father says. We'll die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait. About an hour later here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son says Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad let's eat her. "NO" says the father. We'll not eat her either. "Why not"? asked the son. The father answers....Because we are going to take her back alive and eat your Mother ! Hug Kiss :-P Farmy |
1Rubinesque1 | A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex. The little boy asks his father, "Daddy, what are they doing?" The father says, "Making a puppy." So they walk on and go home. A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, "Daddy, what are you doing?" The father replies, "Making a baby." The little boy says, "Well, flip her around! I'd rather have a puppy |
Tinagirl420 | I just got home shower shaved got all my makeup done put on my clothes my wig hand heels I want to go over to my neighbor's house father and son everyday sometimes twice it round to 3 years |
oo7dot | Good Lawyer vs. Bad Lawyer What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer. ~ ~ ~ ~ Lawyer's Son The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!" Be Happy D i c k |
Badgurl69 | Daddy/Boy Role Play Every man that I went to bed with since he was always old enough to be my father I just pictured it him as my father because I wanted to have sex with my real dad more than I can explain! And even though him and I finally became intimate whenever I'm not with him every man that I'm with I picture as and start to feel as if he is my father and that turns me on |
Badgurl69 | Home Made Porn My mom caught me masturbating to a home video of her and my dad and heard me saying how bad I want to fuck my dad and when she let me know but she was standing there she told me if I ever get the chance that I should have sex with my dad because he knows how to use that huge beautiful dick he has! And find me when it did happen I told her that she was so right and for the past three years she has rented my father and I a hotel room for two days on Father's Day because she knows I love to show him how much I appreciate him. I think she does it because she knows I want to have sex with her husband but she doesn't know that we have made love multiple times. But I can't wait till tomorrow after church to go to the hotel with my father and make him feel like a man take that dick let him feed me as much warm sperm as he can for 2 days |
M0lestedb0i | Molestation Fantasies I was the oldest of boys and two girls. I was molested first by my Father and his family. At the time my father had wanted a girl but had no idea that there were twins. My sister twin died at birth so I was like a second thought I guess. He decided to dress me and I was to be raised a girl. |
texasbob | Cum Shower Cum shower is great. Wish you lived closer. I would cum shower with you. |
Letmeeaturpussy | Golden Showers I would love to be the Subject of a female Golden Shower, with a couple and the hubby is bi. I want to be able to spread those juicy pussy lips and let her shower me as I suck hubby dry...:-P |
Handfulou | Shared Showers I've fantasized along time about sharing a shower with another man. I often imagine a nice motel room. Low lights, two stripped down men, stepping into the warm mist of the shower stall. Getting all soapy, slippery hugs, hands washing areas where tongues will be exploring ...whew so hot |