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Grabbing Testicles

I am open to trying anything as long as both are ok with it I just can’t get enough sex My fantasy is to be in a threesome and while some one is mounting me the other one Is giving me head and just as I come they reach down And slices off myI like testicles I like my my testicles tortured so I am in to CBT
Getting older by the day - Tall - slim - Silver hair - Smooth penis - testicles and botty!
fit 74 year old with no testicles, Bcup tits and on testosterone for slight firmness to be sucked. No cum , but tons of precum to fill your mouth
I look like a somewhat overweight Grizzley Adams, although some think I resemble the bear more. MWM, 6-1, greying hair and beard, 6 to 6.5 uncut, lg. testicles that I love to have stretched and sucked on. Mainly a feeder. Enjoy light to medium CBT. Clean, d&d free, UB2.
i am a fun outgoing person who enjoyes grabbing life and making her scream with pleasure.
Very busy guy with some time available for man2man fun, such as jerk off, watching porn together, grabbing beer
Black Testicles

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
very, very closely......

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

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D i c k
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah, right," she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed.

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and carefully ties it around her husbands testicles. Amaziingly,it also works on him. The woman sleeps soundly.

The next morning, the husband wakes up hung over. He stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to the dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "Boy, I don't remember where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place.
Eldery lady enters bank with bag full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always
right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to
deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000." The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000! That your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly," replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my
testicles are not square."

"Done," the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money
involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."

"No problem," said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them
this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was
positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and
reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the
president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000
bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made
the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants,
etc., so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the
president if she could touch them. "Of course," said the president.
"Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president
noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the
morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank
of Canada!"
I enjoy having my testicles squeezed and spanked
I blew a guy with no testicles. I made feel happy for a few minutes
Hey Steve,

You are right to a point. Size really dosent matter. There are some people that it really maters to but not as many as youd think. When it does its more girth you want not length. From every thing I read size maters more to men then it does women. Specifically the guy with the penis. Youve got a mouth and hands use them. Even if the little guy cant get the job done for her his friends can.

Heres some penis facts I got from the ball trimmer site.

On Cock size...
6" & below 75% of all males
7" 15% of all males
8" 3% of all males
9" only 2 in 1000 men
10" less than 1 in 10,000 men
11" less than 5000 in the whole world
The average testicle size is 2.5" long by 1.25" wide...
The human male has the largest penis (proportional to body) of all bipeds.
During WWII there were 9 documented cases of men with 3 testicles

Hers something to think about the next time your in court...
To "Testify" was based on men at the Roman Court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.

Interests:

Orchiectomy
Yeah, sure. I've fantasized about losing my balls. If voluntary bilateral orchiectomy was readily available, I would have had one in a New York minute! Unfortunately in this culture, this is taboo.Testicles have caused me nothing but frustration, and their not needed for sex, anyway,
Fisting
I love to fist Mistress K. It's like reaching inside and grabbing her soul.
Blowjobs While Driving
I've always wanted to try someone grabbing the back of my neck and putting my face in their crotch with they're driving around.
Ball Licking
hmm,ball licking?Only after grabbing his cock and sucking him into completion!And of course i'd lick those balls if he could cum there,maybe a lil dribble
M-M-F Threesome
geez without sin,got more big words of wisdom?Maybe a little of philosifying too.Maybe being a bi sexualll being is not that involved?I'll not call Mars when wanting a male,I'll just be grabbing his cock.
Castration
Hi ; I was castrated by my young wife and her lover, We live on a farm and have been nudist forever, our foreman is a younger huge man that my wife found to be eresistable and soon they were having sex and he moved into the old family farmhouse with us. He has a huge penis and I have been rather small, so I agreed to let him sleep with us as I to found his cock very pleasant. all went well until he no longer wanted to share my wife with me. they gave me a choice, they would leave the farm house and move away, or They would castrate me. as I'm older and dependent on them to run the farm. I agreed to be castrated. I was 1st castrated with a Burdizzo, the same tool used to castrated our young Bulls. My wife helped as the farm hands held me in a station JIm our foreman secured my legs, my wife pulled my right nut into the jaws of the Burdizzo, I felt the cold steel on my bag my wife squeased my nut as Jim closed the handles of the Burdizzo, All went into slow motion as I herd myself scream as a loud crunch was autable as the jaws crushed my testicle cord. I lost control of my bodly functions and passed out. when I woke Joan my wife was hosing me off. I was still completely naked and in the station. I ask if it was over was I a Eunuch? my wife just smiled and said One down and one to go. I begged them to just let our guest Nurse and Dr. friend finish. Joan just pulled my nut to make sure it had separated from the testicle, I felt no pain in my right nut as she squeezed it but then she pulled my left nut, the last bit of masculinity of mine, she again squeezed it into place in the Burdizzo jaws. I herd the crunch My back arched as my cord was crushed and I herd my voice scream I shook for a few moments as Jim held the Jaws closed I felt Joan pull my nut free of the cord. Jim look me in the eyes and said, "YOUR A CASTRATED STEER NOW" ... Later my bag swelled and my Niece said My bag and testicles should be removed b4 my scrotum burst. our guest Dr. and nurse took me to there clinic which was closed over a long holiday weekend. there the removed my scrotum and severed testicles. as my family Joan, her lover Jim and my Niece watched. my testicles were preserved my bag was cured and tanned and is now a coin pouch for Big Jim my foreman and Joan's lover. I have learned to be a good Eunuch Servant for more info and details please feel free to write my email. questions and comments are very welcome. thank you. jerrie our email is:

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