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Grandma Granpa Fingerfuck

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granpa that loves to eat pussy and get my cock sucked
Grandma of 2
bicurious grandma and mom
Dad looking to fuck grandpa and/or grandma too.
I'm 56 grandma curious what it is like to be with a female
I'm a college professor and grandma who likes pnp.
Grandma's boyfriend

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'

Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.
I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh
... I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.
She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, 'Hello son, is your grandma home?'
The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'

The minister fainted......
Who wants to fingerfuck me after I suck you off
THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online'.

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me!

-- Unknown
A young man moved into a Nudist colony. After a few weeks his mom called and asked him to send a photo of himself in his new location. He took one but cut the bottom half off so she would not know he was naked.

A week later his grandma called and asked for a photo so he took another but this time sent the bottom half of the photo by mistake. He was upset at what he had done but remembered his grandma had bad eyesight so he hoped he would get away with it.

A few days later he got a note from his grandma which read "You need to change your hairstyle it makes your nose look short".
GRANDMA'S RETIREMENT PARTY



Festive Party At Nice Restaurant $400.00

caterer $800.00


Beer, Wine &Liquor $500.00


Nude Male Stripper $75.00 Per Hour



PICTURES OF GRANDMA BLOWING THE STRIPPER: PRICELESS
Punctuation can be very important.....example...

Time to eat Grandma
Time to eat, Grandma

:)

Interests:

Family
Not my first time having dex, but early on. I spent my summers with my grandparents as my parents worked and did not want me unsupervised all day. When I was 9 Grandma went on a trip with her sisters so it was just grandpa and me. I woke up and went to the family room to watch tv. On the coffee table was a gay porn magazine. I had already sucked a few boys off and played with men too, so I was very turned on. I realized grandpa like gay porn. I was looking thru the pages and rubbing my tiny cock and got hard, my grandpa came into the room and he said I am so sorry I left that out, do you like what you see, I told him yes and he sat down next to me and took over rubbing me, after a while he opened his robe and was naked his cock was hard and he asked me to stroke him. when his cock was so wet with precum and he got off the couch and sucked my little dick when I had a dry orgasm, he asked if I would do the same for him. I sucked him to orgasm and was going to spit it out he kissed me until we both drank all of his we played again and grandpa told me that when he met grandma he was in the closet and trying to live under the radar. He worked in an office and one of the ladies in the secretaries was rumored to be a lesbian and was spurned by the other women because she was outed by a woman who said grandma had come on to her. Grandpa knew he could help her out and keep himself off the radar. He asked her out and said I understand you have rumors about you and I propose we go out to stop the rumors you see I am gay, if we date and then get married we will both have proof we are not gay. After being married they decided to try to have a baby which would better prove they were straight. After having sex many times to get pregnant they decided they like bisexuality. It got me excited that not only grandpa would understand and love me being gay but grandma would also still love me to even if I got outed. Grandpa and I continued to play everyday and one evening he said some of his friends were coming to have a sex party, and I was welcome if I wanted to join. I chose to join and I was so excited to see all the men sucking and fucking each other. I had been told all gay men were either top or bottom, but you guys are doing it both ways. The men laughed and said we are versatile meaning we like fucking and being fucked. I liked this and I said my dick is to small but when I get older I would like fuck as well. All the men said I could fuck them anytime. I liked that grandpa had a party every week and I joined. When grandpa noticed I was sad he said what's wrong Well grandma is coming home and we won't be able to play like we have. He said don't worry she knows what has been going on and can't wait to watch us while she masturbates. I was so turned on you mean I get to see a real pussy. He just laughed and said yes. The next day I was sucking grandpa's cock and I heard the door open and the men came over often so I was not alarmed. When I felt a guy rimming my ass and the side his cock in me I continued to suck grandpa's cock and the man slidehis face next to mine and he took grandpa cock and started to deep through him as my eyes focused on his face I saw dad sucking his dads cock. What a surprise. Wow dad I never even considered you did this too. The next day grandma came home and dad grandpa and I drove to the airport to pick her up. Once home the 3 of us had sex while grandma masturbated, then dad fucked her and he told my to lick her pussy clean of his cum. I could not believe it I was seeing my first real pussy and not I was eating cum from her pussy, when I finished grandpa fucked her and I ate her again
Sex With Female Cousins
I distinctly remember having fantasies about my older female cousin when I was younger. The one i remember the most is meeting up in the bathroom while at my grandma's house and getting naked with her. This has since faded away but I still think of my cousins when masturbating occasionally.
Sex With Male Cousins
When I was 10 my Grandma was our baby sitter and she watch a two non-family kids as well. One day my cousin 15 came and told me to come and watch something and the non-family kid was sitting on the edge of the tub and my cousin pulled out his big cock and the little guy ate it up hungrily. I had seen my cousin naked before and had the hots for him but didn't really understand the feelings. Anyway, I stormed out of the bathroom and went out side and was sitting behind the shed crying, I was actually crying. He walked up and said "what's wrong, didn't you think that was wild.? I said yes but I want it to be me. He looked so shocked and said are you sure? I told him I was and he dropped his pants, sat down feed me his cock. I gave him head, multiple times daily for about 8 years. Things got a little weird toward the end cause he shared me with several guys, I never wanted to do that really but i loved him so I did what he wanted. I still give him head when I see, which isn't very often. I miss those days, I gave head to somebody everyday now days its difficult anyway, that's how came to love to worship cock.
Horses
I have a very close friend here in Sacramento that owns a Mustang Rescue. She takes in though any animal in need. She also takes in kids who have no other place to go, helps them learn what it is to be Loved by pairing up children with a horse (one that has been either tamed or retamed of course) and having that child learn to take care of it. It's an awesome sight to see....the Love in a childs eyes and the Love the horses have for these kids. Alot of times when Grandma Alice gets a call, we never really know the shape of the horse until we get it or pick it up. So often they are abused and very distrustful of humans. Besides being a medicine woman, she is what people call a horse whisperer. I have watched many times while she calmed down a wild horse and before you knew it had it where one of the 5 yr olds could get on with no fear of that child getting hurt. I have seen her actually kick her husband out of their bed to bring in to the ranch house a sick horse that she would sit up with often for days at a time until it gets better because it would be so cold outside. I went to my first sweat lodge with her...talk about an experience! I really feel blessed being able to work along side her in healings and working with the horses. I will keep sharing pics here of the horses when I get time, and maybe post a few stories as well.

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