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MMMMMM I LUV WHEN SHE BRINGS HOME A SWEET CREAM PIE
Bang My Wife
I was out at a Country bar one evening with this married couple that I had met at this bar a few months ago. It was a normal night and not much was happening. The guy had went to the hroom and when he left, his wife whispered to me that he had given her permission to take me home with them and fuck me, if I was into that kind of thing. She said that he wasn't sure of what my reaction would be, so she was tasked with asking me. I said that I would be okay with it if her hubby was. When he came back, she went to the Restroom and we talked. I told him what she had said and that I was okay with it if he was. He smiled and said that he was totally cool with it. He confided that he was also submissive. We agreed to pay our tab and go to their house.

I was more excited then them because I am very closet "bi" and this was my opportunity to push the limits. Given my conversation with the husband, I had a feeling that I could get some cock myself if I played it right.

We got to their house and those two started kissing. I went over and started kissing his wife. After a while of heavy petting, she suggested we all go into the bedroom and get naked! One in the bedroom, I laid her on her back and started to lick her pussy and suck on her clit. She was soaked and I swear she must have came within seconds after my tongue was inserted in her snatch. After about 10 minutes of pussy eating, I told her husband to come over and taste how good she was. He dove right in! I then started to work on her tits and straddled her face to fuck her mouth. Her husband was still eating her out and watching me fuck his wife's face from behind. I then told him to stay at the foot of the bed and I slid down and stuck my cock inside her wet, warm snatch. I told her husband to stay on the floor at the foot of the bed and watch as I fucked his wife. That would be a hot view for him. After about 5 or 10 minutes of fucking her, I got off and slid to the foot of the bed and told her husband that I wanted him to taste how good his wife was. He started to slid up to eat her pussy but I stopped him and said that I wanted him to lick her juices off my cock. He hesitated for a moment, looked up at her, and receiving a wink from her, engulfed my cock with his mouth. After a few minutes of this, I stopped him so I could once again fuck his wife. As I was fucking her, he stood up on the bed and said that I was now going to taste how good he tasted, and stuck his cock in my mouth. I wanted to concentrate on blowing him, so we switched positions so I laid on my back, his wife on top fucking me, and he straddled my chest and was fucking my face.

It wasn't long before he was fucking my face hard and shooting a nice warm load of semen in my mouth! All along, his wife is riding my hard cock and having orgasm after orgasm. It wasn't long before I shot my load deep inside of her. Afterwards, we laid there for a few minutes. When I noticed that her husband was hard again. I told him that it was time he tasted my load. So, I made him go down on his wife and eat her snatch while I blew him again!

We all were satisfied many times that evening. I even watched him fuck his a wife that night and we both fucked her a few times.

We haven't done it again yet, but we still hang out at the same bar and I can tell they are still interested. That was two weeks ago so I am rushing it? lol
Sexy Panties
MMMMMM i luv when she brings home some new sexxy panties 4 me to try on ???? we both get sooooo horny !!!!! im in my sexxy pink ones right now !!!!
Men Watching Wife Get Fucked
my first experience was in chicago at a bar. i met this woman, she was amazingly beautiful. my cock was so hard just looking at her. she said i could go home with her. then her husband walked up. she said she wanted all three of us to go... she could not keep her hands off me in the car. and rubbing my cock through my pants. we went to a hotel.. and the first thing she did was suck my cock while taking her husbands cock in her tight pussy from behind. Wow, did i say it was the tightest pussy i had ever had. when i first shoved my decent sized cock in her. it felt like i was huge, cuz her pussy was so tight. while she was riding her husbands cock, she wanted me to put my cock in her pussy at the same time. i tried, but it would not go... super tight. all night we took turns filling her pussy with out cum and in the morning he walked in after getting breakfast, to me standing up with his wife legs wrapped around me and me lifting her up and down on my cock,, it really turned him on to see me fucking his wife like that. he actually pulled his cock out and just beat his cock and came right there on the floor.
Cum In Me
Mmmm I luv when my big luver cum in me 3 or 4 times fill my pussy wit all his cum mmm feels soooo good ) then go home nd hv my panty boy husband gets to clean it all up !! Sooo hot
Anal Cream Pies
Eating cum from her ass while she brings herself to an orgasm is a great experience.
Sheer Panties
mmm i luv when my girl brings me a new pair of sheer panties to wear 4 her n her friends
Fucking Wife While Husband Fucks Me
If you are in the DFW area and want to fuck a tight ass while I fuck your wife's pussy, let me know; I am available, willing, and wanting.
Fucking Husband While Wife Watches
I would love to be watch by the wife as me and the husband play with each other
Men Licking Pussy While She Is Getting Fucked
WHEN I FIRST GOT MARRIED MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT SHE WANTED TO SWING WITH A BLACK DUDE THAT SHE WORKED WITH AT HER JOB. I WAS NOT INTO THIS BUT SHE INSISTED AND DEMANDED THAT I JOIN IN--THE FUN.. SO, BEING A SUBMISSIVE CROSS DRESSER I SAID, OK. WHEN SHE BROUGHT THE BLACK STUD TO OUR HOME MY WIFE KISSED HIM AND HE FELT HER UP RIGHT AT THE DOOR. MY WIFE TOLD HIM THAT I'M A SUB SISSY BOY AND THAT I WOULD SUCK HIS COCK TO GET HIM HARD... I HAD TO GET ON MY KNEES AND TOOK HIM IN MY MOUTH.. HE GOT HARD AND IT GREW TO 11" AS I SUCKED HIES SHAFT AND BALLS.. THEN HE FUCKED MY WIFE AND I GOT UNDER THEM AND DID MY THING EATING PUSSY AND LICKING HIS BLACK SHAFT UNTIL HE SHOT CUM INTO HER PUSSY AND I SWALLOWED AFTER HE PULLED OUT OF HER PUSSY... WHEN HE LEFT MY WIFE SAID I'M A SISSY FOR BLACK COCKS AND THAT SHE'D BRING OTHER BIG DICK STUDS FOR MORE FUN AND NEXT TIME I'D HAVE TO SUCK SEVERAL BLACK COCKS WHILE SHE WATCHED AND THEN I WOULD HAVE TO LET THEM HAVE MY ASS/PUSSY AS LONG AS THEY WANTED IT... I'M NOW A WHITE SISSIE SLUT FOR BLACK COCKS, SO IF THERE ARE MEMBERS INTO THIS-CONTACT ME!!!!
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Getting Caught
I have a long time fantasy of being caught fucking a woman by her husband and then having him fuck me in the ass as revenge........I get hard just thinking about it!
Women With Strap Ons
I love having a woman fuck me in the ass with her strap-on while her husband or boyfriend and I suck each other's cock.
If you live in Dallas, let me know if you like this scene as well.
Men Bottoming For Women
I love to be a bottom by a woman having her fuck me deep in ass with a strap on it feels so good. One time my wife was fucking me with strap on and I cum like the little bitch that I am. She had hands tid up so I could not do anything like play with my self. And she just fuck for 2 or 3hr. I love it
Cum On Tits
Mmmm I luv when my lover cums all over my tits )
Then hv my my panty boy husband lick um clean then suck my lovers big cock hard again for me to fuck!!! Mmmmm soooo hot
Cuck Pregnancy
yeah i was wondering myself... being the kinky bitch that i am i figured it can be one of two things... either it refers to a pregnant woman being fucked with her cuckold hubby watching and being a bitch, or it means that the dom male knocked up the guys wife and the cuck hubby has to get used to having the dom guy at home all the time... fucking hot either way i say.
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Married for 14 years, our kids are grown and on their own and now its our time. Wife 47 husband 41. We are very sexual and very comfortable. Wife is very out going, husband is a little reserved until he gets to know you. We have had a few encounters together with couples, females and straight males we both have had experiences before we were together. We would like to meet couples to have fun with, straight or bisexual, would like to meet a bisexual male in relationship or single to introduce husband all the way to the experience. thank you
looking for a straight acting male to fuck my husband.
white slut wife with cucked husband
2-18-09 new update. The wife has desided to try playing again. We are a couple works for a living and for the most are home bodies. we are not big party animals but do like to get once in a while. We are not Ken and Barbie and we are little on the heavier side. if that bothers you then we are not for you.
I am a good person, who is energetic, outgoing and likes to have fun. I want a person who is the same way. I am looking to hook up with men, women and male/female couples. I am completely bisexual and love to do everything with a man and a woman. I like to suck cock/get sucked. I like to fuck/get fucked. I would love to get fucked with a strap on dick. I would love to have a full day fuck session. I love to eat pussy and when I fuck men I do it strictly bareback.
I'm 5'9", 175 lbs, nice smile, nice ass. I'm very oral, so I'd love to be on my knees with a wife as she takes care of her husband.
bi-curious male, bisexual female. just lookin for some fun. my GF got me into wearin bra & panties when we fuck. now its the only way i can JO ) if we hit it off then we could get the wife to help us out MMMM .... its me (o)(o) lol & i luv men in panties mmmm would luv to see my man in his panties suckin a big cock )
Ok, time to re-write, because no one apparently reads anything once they see your pics. I'll leave the way this was originally written below so you can not only understand what I'm looking for, but understand my frustration. FIRST, IF YOU SEND ME YOUR VERY FIRST E-MAIL AND IT CONTAINS YOUR PHONE NUMBER, THAT TELLS ME YOU'RE COMPLETELY INDISCRIMINATE. ANYONE BEING CAUTIOUS IS NOT GOING TO DOLE OUT THEIR NUMBER TO JUST ANYONE. SECOND, IF YOU'RE STAYING IN A LOCAL MOTEL AND SEND ME YOUR FIRST E-MAIL IN THE HOPES I WILL RUN RIGHT OVER TO A STRANGER'S MOTEL ROOM AND SUCK YOU OFF, YOU ARE INDISCRIMINATE AND MOST LIKELY YOUR HORNINESS HAS CLOUDED YOUR BETTER JUDGEMENT. LASTLY, PLEASE READ A TINY BIT OF WHAT I'VE WRITTEN. CLEARLY FROM WHAT I'VE WROTE, YOU HAVE A GOOD IDEA AS TO WHAT I'M INTERESTED IN AND WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO WITH YOU. SO E-MAILS THAT TELL ME HOW BAD YOU WANT TO SUCK ME, CLEARLY STATE YOU HAVEN'T READ ANYTHING. PLEASE GUYS, I KNOW THERE'S ONE GUY OUT THERE TO BE FOUND, IT CAN'T BE THIS BAD. IF WE CONNECT, I PROMISE I WILL ORALLY WORSHIP AND ADORE YOUR COCK AND SWALLOW EVERY DROP OF YOUR CUM AS IF IT WERE THE ONLY COCK ON EARTH. BUT PLEASE, LET'S DO WHAT'S RIGHT FOR BOTH OUR SAKES. BEING MARRIED AND TRYING TO FULFILL MY FANTASIES ON THE SLY, THERE IS NO ROOM FOR INDISCRETION OR CARRYING HOME A DISEASE I CANNOT EXPLAIN AWAY. READ AND LET'S HAVE SOME HOT FUN, THERE HAS TO BE ONE OF YOU OUT THERE!! Here's the original text below, I think it's clear: I am married, bi-curious, EXTREMELY clean, discreet, sane and disease free. Found recently that wearing lingerie adds to my feminine/submissive fantasy. Looking for one sane guy, preferably married, to submit to / orally service to completion on a regular basis. No reciprocation necessary. No desire for emotional attachments, multiple partners or changing my home life...just one guy to meet regularly to service, that is clean, sane and disease free.
Hi! I have been away from this site for a couple of years but now I'm back. I'm an older bi-male and enjoy company of both sexes. I'm looking for all that care to have fun with an older bi-man. Would like a couple (but not limited to) where the wife knows the husband is bi. I enjoy all things sexual that does not conflict with my partner(s) likes and dislikes.
****WE DON'T CAM****Please read our complete profile before emailing us! We don't want to waste your time or ours. You can not just have one person... we come together so if you just want only one of us you need to move on please...She will only play with a female and her mind will not be changed no matter how hard you try. She wants to watch. We Have become very good at figuring people out and that's why we are very cautious. We are y and fun. D&D free so protection is always a must... Shaved females only please (She has an issue with hair)...also if you are being dishonest about your lifestyle to a husband, wife or significant other please move on we consider that cheating no matter what the reasons. Please do not email us with stupid requests..."Can your wife "F" me with a strap on" or "Lets Screw" we don't know you at all so its not going to happen.... its a waste of our time and yours. Also if you only have "dick pics" (they are fun but say nothing about you) or pictures of half of a couple please move on that is a big red flag for us..... We are open and honest and to the point and we are both go with the flow kind of people. We love meeting new people and letting loose.
We are very open minded, and are open to about anything. We like to ride motorcycles, four-wheelers, he plays guitar. We like to go fishing when we can. We like getting out and riding and we like to stay home as well. we like watching movies at home and going to the movies. I have had a few experiences and he has not. I would love to find someone that i can have fun with. Someone that is down to earth and outgoing as well. Someone that enjoys getting out doing things and staying home. I'm a hopeless romantic, he is not. so i would like to find someone that enjoys those things too. getting or giving flowers for no reason. Just being surprised and also doing the surprising. i like to cuddle, i like playing with toys and we both like watching porn.
I have never been with another woman. The female body is a major turn on for me. Never quite sure I would be able to experiment with this desire. Once my husband and I began including these thoughts in our fantasies, I made up my mind that this is something I wanted to experience at least once. There have been plenty of times already during a night out, we have gained the interest of another woman. However, we never seem to get the courage to invite her home with us. Another Bi-curious couple or woman... whichever the case, we remain patient, respectful and fore-thoughtful so that we may establish an open, comfortable and trustworthy connection with whomever we may meet.
Very discreet and open to most situations but require squeaky clean bodies. I enjoy and love sensuous exploration for the body mind and spirit. Oral pleasures are very welcome, shaved bodies are very sexy, and a soft caressing touch always brings a smile.
New to the Speedway, IN area (about two months) I'm simple, not hard to please, but i don't tolerate ignorance or disrespect towards me or my people...I have one son and just recently finished college and got my degree in graphic designs...im a sociable person but dont mind just being at home watching a movie chillin'...im a freelance photographer and website designer i love the field im in and enjoy the social environment that it provides... Im here looking for someone that is willing to join me and my wife in a SERIOUS relationship. We're not looking for sex, we're looking for a serious companion that we will treat just as good as we treat one another. If this is you please don't hesitate to message us. We look foward to hearing from you...
We are a committed couple in our early 50's who have always "marched to the beat of a different drummer." We just bought a beautiful home on the coastal waters here in North Carolina after living on our boats for over nine years. Our home is located in a forest along a wonderful deep-water creek that leads to the Carolina Outer Banks and the ocean. We can be there in a matter of hours by boat! We have traveled extensively all over the world and now wish to have a "home port." We will still travel but now have a Home to come back to. We are very open-minded people who have a passion for life, history, the sea, and for good people. We love music, especially classical, and 60's rock. We are seekers of true knowledge and wisdom and also of a good "dirty" joke! We study history and nature and all religions, with particular attention to the nature-based Pagan religions.
Im 6ft, 200, brown hair, hazel eyes, 6 inch hard cock! to completely satisfy a woman (love to eat pussy). Looking for fuck buddie(s) MMF/MFF, cyber/phone sex! Not looking for relationship, just discrete sex. Im considered attractive by women. Because I want to be discrete, I can only send pic upon request.... MEN: If you really like sucking and fucking hard cock and need to suck and fuck hard cock, fell freee to contact me! I love to be serviced by others
I am an attractive, upscale, height-weight proportionate, fit, personable, fun-loving, health-conscious and nonsmoking gentleman. I am positive, spiritual and avoid drama and games. I am seeking like-minded couples & singles (clean, healthy, well-groomed, disease-free, discreet) for friendship and who can also join me & my wife at times; in the bedroom. I am progressive, love and respect nature and animals, enjoy hiking, swimming, boating, and our mountaintop home. well endoweled men...and can show you a great time...No games please If you are 25 to 55,and care about yourself,please shot us a line....In more ways than one...

Forums:

14 next door neighbor was a 26 yr old navy wife and used me as a sex toy until her husband came home. he told me it was ok to fuck his wife while he was gone, but when he was home he wanted me also. so the first time I sucked his cock was while his wife watched and when he came in my mouth I took it all in. she had been training me to like cum. we had that relationship for 3 yrs.
one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
A wife for me. I have always has a passion for other men fucking my wife. I wanted it so bad that I tried everything I could to make it happen but the wife just was not up to the sexual pleasure. I divorced her and am looking for a sexual match for life.
I cant understand why any woman would not love her man to bring other guys home to fuck her, Or to encourge her to go out and get laid once in a while by herself just to keep the excitement going. I would love to be able to share my wife with others at bars and dances or just to go out and find nice guys to fuck her. I am Bi and would love to share cock with her as well. I would love to come home and find her in bed with a couple guys. I would join right in. Or to hear how she was shopping and ended up in the back room of the store letting the workers fuck her one after another.
I would love that woman forever.
Hi

I want a couple, who could be BI.

I want a Get a guy's dick in my ass, while she watches us and I want her to help herBF/Husband to fuck in my ass.

I want she spread my ass with her soft hands and brings her guy's dick and put on my ass whole and tell him to fuck him hard and then she sits in front of me and tell me to lick her pussy, while he is fucking is my ass.

This would be my first BI experience , never tried it before............

Please any one can help me....
Marriage and Men
- When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make. - Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home - A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face - is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest. - An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge. - Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle. - Getting married is one mistake every man should make. - A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him. - Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence. - The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet. and lastly............ - Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!

Be Happy
D i c k
Bicurious female lives outside of Philly looking for fun, spontaneous, kinky, wild, erotic, sexual, friends with benefits relationship with another female. Want someone who loves phone sex, and is willing to have phone sex with me first and make me come over and over on the phone, I'm home all day by myself (I work from home!) and waiting for that right kind of woman/ girl to make me come! Want someone who I can have can also be friends with and fun doing normal things like going clothes shopping, but at the same time is willing to fuck me in the dressing room, go to the movies, and is willing to let me finger fuck her while we are watching the movie. I've never been with a woman before, but I'm ready to do anything and everything, however, no drama please! I am very happily married, and my husband doesn't know and can not ever know so please don't contact me if you are not female and/or you are not okay with the whole just "friends with benefits thing and me going home to my husband at the end of the day"!

If any Bicurious or bisexual woman is long distance and interested in just having phone sex, chatting, me watching you, etc., I'm definitely interested! As I stated above, I work from home and my husband is out of the house all day, so I'm ready to come for you anytime!
We are a bi couple but wife's out o town so I wanna let some dude fuck me while his wife watches I will be the bitch of the night when wife returns home ill introduce her too.
 
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning, and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.

'Yes, please!" came the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.


Be Happy
D i c k
Hi, I'm looking for nsa fun within my locality with anyone. I'm very easygoing and very broadminded...any suggestions welcome! I prefer to fuck rather than being fucked, but only slightly. I'd love to fuck either husband or wife while their partner watches and then joins in...but as I've said, any suggestions welcome!
i have a very deatailed desire driving me crazy and cant wait anymore.

want meet a sexy married woman (stranger) at a club or something. approach her in rest room or outside and fix her shirt for her comment on her nice breast and carress them. then kiss them and slide my hand down to touch her and see if shes wet. then inviter her and her husband home where the real fantasy takes place
Yes, I love a cock in my ass. I really love it when I am eating pussy and her husband is giving me a good ass fuck. I have also had a wife do me with a strap-on while I sucked her husband. I like to slide my cock up an ass as well. I think it is nice when you can give and get both.
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities.

A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.

Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.

"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.

"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"

"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.


Be Happy
D i c k
Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual.
I am like slayer, I like the cock, not into looking at pics of gay men. I have had many get-togethers with men and 3-sums with the wife. She loves to see me with another guy. I dont think of it as love or anything like that. Its the sex I like.
We had one guy who would come over once in a while, she liked it when I fucked her and he fucked me at the same time. We did the daisy chain thing many times also. Its all hot if you find a compatable guy. Most come with an attitude, or just want to fuck the wife cause they dont get any at home and are cheating. By the time you weed out the dirt bags, there is none left.
Why cant anyone be perfect like me? LOL The wife likes that line.
Good luck searching
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
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What did the Dracula say to his teacher?
See you next Period!

Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
In a blood bank.

How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
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A little kid walks into a city bus for a Halloween night and sits right

behind the driver and starts yelling: ''If my dad was a ghost and my
mom a ghost, I'd be a little ghost.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with:
''If my dad was an dracula and my mom a dracula, I would be a little
dracula.''
The kid goes on with a devil, witch, demon until the bus driver gets
angry and yells at the kid:
''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says: ''I would be a bus driver!''
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One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most
adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the
biggest blue eyes.

She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The
woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"

The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!"

The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her
husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go
ahead honey say it just one more time."

Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"

The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just
the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat
Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the
little girl's Treat Bag.

The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman
and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my fucking
cookies!"
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A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in
a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the
store and get costumes for them to wear.

When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and
there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband
yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard
of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else
I can wear."

The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume
and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes
to the bedroom and there, laid out on the bed, is a man
costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you
doing? Have you ever heard of a black man? Take this back
and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"

The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the
husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed
are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the
second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2x4 The
husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"

The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the
three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino.
If you don't like that idea, you can put the white belt on
and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT idea, you can
shove the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!"
my husband and i are looking to try our first threesome. we are looking for an older women in the hampton roads are. if you have a bf/husband he was welcome to watch but my husband isnt open to the idea of another man, yet. please email me if this sounds like something you'd be willing to do. we own our home so we can deff host. thank you.


A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.



"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.



When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?



"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."


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