|BiloxiM4Fun||Men Getting Fucked By Women|
THIS is my ultimate bisexual fantasy. I want to be sucking hubby's pussy wetted cock as his wife or her playmate fucks me in the ass with a strapon. PLEASE fuck me in the ass as lady as I suck your husband or BF's cock...PLEASE!
|sexiiicpl||2 Girls 1 Guy|
Looking for a sexy bisexual woman to have a threesome with me and my husband. We live in jewett TX and we want this ASAP! We r very horny!
|jeffkarr||Women For Threesomes|
Wife an i looking for bisexual female. to take to green. River for for her berthday. the last weekend. of the mouth
|drlovewill||Fucking Husband While Wife Watches|
I would love to be watch by the wife as me and the husband play with each other
|BiDiscreteMaleMD||Bang My Wife|
I was out at a Country bar one evening with this married couple that I had met at this bar a few months ago. It was a normal night and not much was happening. The guy had went to the hroom and when he left, his wife whispered to me that he had given her permission to take me home with them and fuck me, if I was into that kind of thing. She said that he wasn't sure of what my reaction would be, so she was tasked with asking me. I said that I would be okay with it if her hubby was. When he came back, she went to the Restroom and we talked. I told him what she had said and that I was okay with it if he was. He smiled and said that he was totally cool with it. He confided that he was also submissive. We agreed to pay our tab and go to their house.
I was more excited then them because I am very closet "bi" and this was my opportunity to push the limits. Given my conversation with the husband, I had a feeling that I could get some cock myself if I played it right.
We got to their house and those two started kissing. I went over and started kissing his wife. After a while of heavy petting, she suggested we all go into the bedroom and get naked! One in the bedroom, I laid her on her back and started to lick her pussy and suck on her clit. She was soaked and I swear she must have came within seconds after my tongue was inserted in her snatch. After about 10 minutes of pussy eating, I told her husband to come over and taste how good she was. He dove right in! I then started to work on her tits and straddled her face to fuck her mouth. Her husband was still eating her out and watching me fuck his wife's face from behind. I then told him to stay at the foot of the bed and I slid down and stuck my cock inside her wet, warm snatch. I told her husband to stay on the floor at the foot of the bed and watch as I fucked his wife. That would be a hot view for him. After about 5 or 10 minutes of fucking her, I got off and slid to the foot of the bed and told her husband that I wanted him to taste how good his wife was. He started to slid up to eat her pussy but I stopped him and said that I wanted him to lick her juices off my cock. He hesitated for a moment, looked up at her, and receiving a wink from her, engulfed my cock with his mouth. After a few minutes of this, I stopped him so I could once again fuck his wife. As I was fucking her, he stood up on the bed and said that I was now going to taste how good he tasted, and stuck his cock in my mouth. I wanted to concentrate on blowing him, so we switched positions so I laid on my back, his wife on top fucking me, and he straddled my chest and was fucking my face.
It wasn't long before he was fucking my face hard and shooting a nice warm load of semen in my mouth! All along, his wife is riding my hard cock and having orgasm after orgasm. It wasn't long before I shot my load deep inside of her. Afterwards, we laid there for a few minutes. When I noticed that her husband was hard again. I told him that it was time he tasted my load. So, I made him go down on his wife and eat her snatch while I blew him again!
We all were satisfied many times that evening. I even watched him fuck his a wife that night and we both fucked her a few times.
We haven't done it again yet, but we still hang out at the same bar and I can tell they are still interested. That was two weeks ago so I am rushing it? lol
hi we are a couple seeking the company of a white bisexual woman who wants to be with a female and teach her and a male and teach him some things too.
i have never eat or licked a pussy but want to............my husband loves to watch and join in when ask to.........
if this interest you email me....i will answer ..........
|BiloxiM4Fun||Licking Cock While Fucking Pussy|
This is how I learned to be bi. I dated a couple in Mobile whose wife loved watching her husband suck my cock after I fucked her.
She was riding me as I was lying on my back and she pulled off my cock to sit on my face. As I was enjoying her wet pussy, I felt her husband put my cock in his mouth and ....Viola...I was hooked.
Soon I was licking his cock and balls and her clit as he fucked her.
Ladies, this DROVE HER WILD.
They had taught me what it's worth to enhance the pleasure of licking, sucking, and tasting a women who's wet.
Now I'm HOOKED and would love to share this wonderful expereince with the newly bicurious.
Sweet FUCKING - Yes, And I am a Very Happy Bisexual Bare Backing Bottom Boy ---> 4 Both of the SEX"s and I Will Top 4 You "s Who are VERY Straight ---> But I am Very Much a 100 % Bisexual Bottom --->And Sweet Yes, I Do LOVE For My VERY Hot and True Bisexual "s Who Do Get Off as Much Me With A VERY Thick and Big Strap-On - as I Do Get When I am FUCKING Them With My VERY Rock Hard COCK ---> So If You Are Interested ? ---> Do Say
Pictures, Well Of Course, , , , , , , Let's Make An Album!
|bijim6969||Females Who Use Strap-ons on Males|
I'd like to find a couple )MF) in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area who enjoys strap-ons as I do. I'd love for her to shove that strap=on cock up my ass while I fucked her husband in the ass or sucked him off or he could suck me off as well. Then I'd like to take her in the ass while she did her husband or boyfriend.
Although I do have a number of pictures of me with people of different races, I do have to say that it really isn't much of an interest. I tend to think of everyone as the same, and don't really have a colour preference when it comes to friends or sex. Everyone is just great to me
|boyfox||Gay Male Sex|
I consider myself slightly bisexual and love having sex with my gay and male bisexual friends. I love to men, love to suck cock, swallow cum, a hot male ass and have my ass and to fuck a hot male's ass and have my ass fucked and filled with hot cum. I'm always looking for more male sex encounters for hot sex fun!
|ohDenizen||Suck My Husbands Cock|
I Suck Your Husband"s VERY Rock Hard COCK For You as You Watch Me Go Down On Him ---> Just ask me to Any Time ? ? ? in Philly PA Write to me and Let"s Get Your Husband"s COCK VERY SUCKED ON ...(^_^(?...
Hello....i (amber) am very interested in being peed on by a guy...i also enjoy peeing in my panties.....i cna be a very naughty gurl....i would enjoy being with my Daddy and another man and being used thoroughly by them and then being peed on by them.....oh, and pictures too!!
|ohDenizen||Bisexual Sex Group|
Say Hello to all of you very Hot and Very Horny Bisexual and 's ---> out there, that Are in and or around the Philly PA area ? ---> I am getting to gather a Very Horny Group of Bisexual's to meet up for a Suck and Fuck Meet in C.C. Philly PA, Up to 80 people can cum and cum again ---> So if You or You's are Very interested in CUMING - ALL - NIGHT - LONG With Me - Just e-mail me Back and Ask Me Where and When We can Meet ? and I will tell all that are interested in CUMING My name is Dennis and I am ALL BOTTOM and You 's Can use your Strap - on's on Me To - So Do Cum and Get off With us in Philly PA ?
everyone is bisexual
|tvsally692||Men Licking Pussy While She Is Getting Fucked|
WHEN I FIRST GOT MARRIED MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT SHE WANTED TO SWING WITH A BLACK DUDE THAT SHE WORKED WITH AT HER JOB. I WAS NOT INTO THIS BUT SHE INSISTED AND DEMANDED THAT I JOIN IN--THE FUN.. SO, BEING A SUBMISSIVE CROSS DRESSER I SAID, OK. WHEN SHE BROUGHT THE BLACK STUD TO OUR HOME MY WIFE KISSED HIM AND HE FELT HER UP RIGHT AT THE DOOR. MY WIFE TOLD HIM THAT I'M A SUB SISSY BOY AND THAT I WOULD SUCK HIS COCK TO GET HIM HARD... I HAD TO GET ON MY KNEES AND TOOK HIM IN MY MOUTH.. HE GOT HARD AND IT GREW TO 11" AS I SUCKED HIES SHAFT AND BALLS.. THEN HE FUCKED MY WIFE AND I GOT UNDER THEM AND DID MY THING EATING PUSSY AND LICKING HIS BLACK SHAFT UNTIL HE SHOT CUM INTO HER PUSSY AND I SWALLOWED AFTER HE PULLED OUT OF HER PUSSY... WHEN HE LEFT MY WIFE SAID I'M A SISSY FOR BLACK COCKS AND THAT SHE'D BRING OTHER BIG DICK STUDS FOR MORE FUN AND NEXT TIME I'D HAVE TO SUCK SEVERAL BLACK COCKS WHILE SHE WATCHED AND THEN I WOULD HAVE TO LET THEM HAVE MY ASS/PUSSY AS LONG AS THEY WANTED IT... I'M NOW A WHITE SISSIE SLUT FOR BLACK COCKS, SO IF THERE ARE MEMBERS INTO THIS-CONTACT ME!!!!
|lynnanamy||Married for 14 years, our kids are grown and on their own and now its our time. Wife 47 husband 41. We are very sexual and very comfortable. Wife is very out going, husband is a little reserved until he gets to know you. We have had a few encounters together with couples, females and straight males we both have had experiences before we were together. We would like to meet couples to have fun with, straight or bisexual, would like to meet a bisexual male in relationship or single to introduce husband all the way to the experience. thank you|
|albie3063||We are a married couple that been in to swinging for 25 years. Wife likes to have three-some MFM and give oral. Husband likes to watch is wife giving head and fucking other guys while he mastrubates. Wife likes to watch her husband give head to another man.while she mastrubates. We both like outdoor actitives and living in Hawaii we can injoy sex indoors or out.|
|lovebiplay||****WE DON'T CAM****Please read our complete profile before emailing us! We don't want to waste your time or ours. You can not just have one person... we come together so if you just want only one of us you need to move on please...She will only play with a female and her mind will not be changed no matter how hard you try. She wants to watch. We Have become very good at figuring people out and that's why we are very cautious. We are y and fun. D&D free so protection is always a must... Shaved females only please (She has an issue with hair)...also if you are being dishonest about your lifestyle to a husband, wife or significant other please move on we consider that cheating no matter what the reasons. Please do not email us with stupid requests..."Can your wife "F" me with a strap on" or "Lets Screw" we don't know you at all so its not going to happen.... its a waste of our time and yours. Also if you only have "dick pics" (they are fun but say nothing about you) or pictures of half of a couple please move on that is a big red flag for us..... We are open and honest and to the point and we are both go with the flow kind of people. We love meeting new people and letting loose.|
|kris_mc2005||30yo bi-curious male. Just looking for a little fun. Like to get to know someone, share a few pictures and see if we click. I think it is only polite for you to have pictures if you e-mail me, I like to know who I'm talking to.|
|sdcouple0001||My wife and I have been married over 30 years. I am a white guy; 5'10; 190#; pretty fit for my age. She is Asian; 5'; a little overweight. We are happily married and enjoy sex together but also enjoy getting together with another couple for some sexual fun. WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR SINGLE GUYS OR MARRIED GUYS PLAYING ALONE. Please get back to us if you are interested in talking about getting together. We have more pictures to share.|
|acoupleexploring||We are fit and fun loving. Our favorite pastimes are motorcycling, karate, and just having fun together with a female bisexual/bi-curious friend. We like to explore threesomes, to include me, my wife, and another bisexual/bi-curious female. My wife is dominent in her female relationships. We are looking for a regular partner that we can share some good times with at our home and other activities we enjoy. We also enjoy a good dinner and glass of wine together. We are 420 friendly. We are both very sensitive to our guest's needs and desires and want her to enjoy her time with us. So if you're looking for a place to escape, enjoy yourself, and just hang out with some fun people, please contact us. Take care and have a great day. Kimone & Dr. Mike|
|atlanta8991||33yo bi-curious male. I am excited to be a member of this site. After reading some forums and profiles I realized that the people here use the site to express their sexual interests that are normally taboo. So, I guess my purpose here is taboo too, but thats cool here. Was took back when I realised that people were posting xxx pictures for the world to see. I have to say that when i pulled my cock out to take the first xxx pic I was so turned on by it. Have enjoyed the comments from other users regarding my pics. I am here because I have a cock curiosity. My girlfriend would not be cool with it, so I am out looking for a fun couple that would like to invite one more to experience some sexual fantacies. Specifically I would like to give a double blowjob with a woman. She put the cock in my mouth and I put it in hers until he cums. If anyone is interested or just wants to talk about it please feel free to contact me anytime. I enjoy the pics and stories that other members have to share. Bisexual MMF videos and pictures are really hot too. Might want to make some of my own or someone elses.|
|romarsan||I am a married man looking for a man to develop a relationship with. I am bisexual and would like to meet another guy. My wife is into watching me and another guy get it on and hopes I can find a guy to develop a relationship with. She is also open to perhaps sharing in the experience with me if the situation was ideal. We are professionals and have a diverse array of interests and friends. I am looking for a down to earth guy who is serious about fostering a friendship with me and is willing to go slow to eventually incorporate my wife. I would not be interested in one night stand types. We enjoy going out and like many forms of entertainment. We are down to earth people who are discret and completely disease free. We would like only the same to reply.|
|fordtruck03244||Bisexual couple. We are looking for people with similar interests as us that can be friends in and out of the bedroom. Not looking for an instant hookup, looking to chat and become friendly/comfortable first!
We are active, fairly fit , open minded and looking to explore a little. Into a lot of outdoor activities, 4 wheeling, snowmobiling, camping....
PLEASE NOTE - You do NOT have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action.|
62yo bisexual male. I enjoy all aspects of my bisexuality. I am married but play alone. Looking for clean, d&d free men, women, or couples to play with. Very versatile and enjoy most everything but pain. Very oral.
WARNING: NO entity or institution has my permission to use my pictures description or information in any matter or to release such information to any other party or entity to use. Violation of this will result in legal action.|
|loweral|| Hi! I have been away from this site for a couple of years but now I'm back. I'm an older bi-male and enjoy company of both sexes. I'm looking for all that care to have fun with an older bi-man. Would like a couple (but not limited to) where the wife knows the husband is bi. I enjoy all things sexual that does not conflict with my partner(s) likes and dislikes.|
|armywife11||I'm a stay at home mom and my husband is in the National Guard. He is athletic and I'm a little on the chubby side. We have 3 kids. My husband is currently in Afghanistan for a year. I am interested in meeting a woman to explore new things with.|
|argonotus||5'9", 165, 7.25" cut & thick, friendly, sincere, sane, married biWM, D/D free. My wife knows that I am bisexual, and accepts my lifestyle although she does not participate. Into a LTR for friendship and long-lasting sensual sex.|
|curmle69||I am a healthy clean male looking to fullfill my fantasy of a bisexual threesome with a couple. I have never been with a man or been with anyone but my wife. This is something that I wanted to do some time back with my wife but it did not go well with her but now many years later I would like to fullfill my fantasy in a discreet way with the right open minded couple to see where we can take it. It is a great fantasy of mine to turn on an attractive women by making it with her man and having her encourage and coach us along enjoying the show and then jumping into the action if she desires. And I would like to be with both the women and the man but would be ok to perform for her as just man to man sex if that is her pleasure and would be a big turn on for me either way. Or, she would encourage me to pleasure her man only while he pleasured the women only. I am also open to sexually explore with only a man and no women present if the right situation came along. It is all new to me at the moment, so there are a lot of options. I think that sex is fine with the opposite or the same sex partner as long as it feels good for both so why not explore |
|luvtitsndicks2||bi-curious male, bisexual female. just lookin for some fun. my GF got me into wearin bra & panties when we fuck. now its the only way i can JO ) if we hit it off then we could get the wife to help us out MMMM .... its me (o)(o) lol & i luv men in panties mmmm would luv to see my man in his panties suckin a big cock )|
|hotbisex1199||Looking for like minded bi couples or bi singles. Will not play alone, don't ask!
Him-5'7 190, blond, blue eyes, well endowed with a piercing, sexy, tatted up, muscular, funny, outgoing. Will always make you laugh, loves giving and receiving oral and more! Wants to explore bi side more. Wife will ALWAYS be present!
Her-5'7" 138, brunette, green eyes, long legs, size 36D, pierced tongue, a few tattoos, friendly, outgoing, loves the ladies and wants to see hubby play with a guy. Husband will ALWAYS be present. NO SINGLE (straight) MALES!!!|
|carol_danny||We are both completely Bisexual, and enjoy both men and women equally. We are very open to everything, and we are both quite versatile, meaning we can "Top" and/or "Bottom". We also play together and separately, and can entertain one person or a large group of people. It's all good. We are very secure in our relationship so we will also play on our own without the other present, but only with people that we know and are comfortable with. The other always knows what is happening, as we don't "cheat" an each other, but enjoy a truly open Lifestyle. We will admit that the "Couples Only" concepts of the '80s and '90s just aren't for us anymore, even though we also do play with other couples. Just the rigidity that some people have has become a bit of a turn off for us.
We really don't take our sex too seriously, as sex is supposed to be fun, and not a porn movie. So our desires are people that have fun with their sex and take it lightly. We also believe that friendship greatly enhances the sexual pleasure between like-minded people, so another desire is to have sex with the friends we make
We have never considered ourselves "hot" or "sexy" as that truly is in the eye of the beholder. What is sexy to one person, may not be to another. We are just your average, fun-loving couple, and after you read our profile and view our pictures, you can (and will) make your own judgement. We really are no longer into playing dress-up or doing the "sexy clothes" thing, which is the main reason we no longer go to Swing Clubs. We just like to be natural and comfortable, and we like the people we meet to feel the same way. Swinging is a Lifestyle, not a Fashion Show
We have been in the Lifestyle a long, long time, and are quite "experienced" (whatever that means) although we still consider ourselves only occasional swingers. We are a very open and friendly couple, and really enjoy meeting and talking with new people, and are usually quite comfortable in most situations. We only practise safer-sex, so condom use for either anal or vaginal penetration is a must. But we both enjoy oral sex bareback, and we both love to swallow as much CUM as we can be fed. We prefer partners who feel the same way about safer-sex as we do.
So, if what we say is of any interest, please just message us. We also feel that since we took the time to write this, you should take the time to tell us a bit about yourselves. If another single guy writes us with something like "Let's meet" and nothing else, I'll scream! We answer all sincere e-mails, but will disregard quick messages with no true content to them. We also appreciate pictures, especially from the single guys. We've just been misled too many times.
Thank you for your time,
BIG NOTE THAT WE WISH PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY READ: As we both work on the Internet for a living, we are not into private chats, instant messaging or webcams, other than for an initial meeting or quick notices. We also do not trade pictures, so please don't ask, there should be more than enough in our profile to satiate any curiosity. We are not into phone sex in the least. Our preference is to meet in a public place, like a bar or coffee shop. We live in the West Island area of Montreal, and neither of us speak a word of French (transplanted Anglos).
SIDE NOTE ABOUT MESSAGES: We don't answer any messages until we both have had a chance to read it. You will get a response that your message to us was read, but it may take a day or two for us to respond due to the personal requirement that we BOTH read before responding. Please have a bit of patience. We also will ignore messages from people who don't have a proper profile or pictures and who want to "hook up". Would you agree to meet someone sight unseen? No, us either.|
|Bicouple4you1966||Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual. |
|looking4playmate69|| would love to meet a female in our area that we can meet, hang out, just see where it goes...wife is bisexual, husband straight....husband is a newbie..lol so wanna find someone to help PULL him outta his shell....|
|ExpandOurMinds||My husband and I have been together for over 8 years and are looking to expand our minds sexually by bringing a women into our bedroom. I am bi-sexual and haven't been with a women in over 8 years and am starting to feel that deep down itch to satisfy a women the only way a women knows how. My husband is a fabulous and generous lover who is looking for the ultimate excitement of being able to taste the same pussy as his wife. I am 30 years old and my husband is 31. We have pictures upon request. We are looking for someone within 30 miles of 21012. Please come play with us!|
|oo7dot||A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities. |
A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.
Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.
"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.
"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"
"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.
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|PlaWitUs2||one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law|
|txcouple6969||My husband and I are looking for a couple who are both Bisexual in or around the Houston area. We are new to this as a couple! We are looking for a fun couple to hook up with once or twice a month. We only want couples who practice safe sex . Please message us! we have more detailed pictures upon request. DDF ONLY!!|
|kdance00||Hi, I live in the Denver area. My husband and I have a fantasy having 2 women sucking on my husband's dick and sucking on me as well. I have never been with a woman before, and would love to have a first time. I just want this to be a fun friendship and where we could continue meeting if it turns out well. I would like to become friends first and then see where it takes us. I am putting a couple of pictures of me in here. Husband has brown hair, 6 foot, about 170 lbs, very friendly and charismatic. If interested, you may may email me at . I do want this to be a surprise to the husband. Thanks all.|
|curiouscouple836||Searching for a sexy naughty experienced female for wife's first time. Must have big tits and ass. Wife is extremely naughty and wants husband to play too. Must love to eat pussy have clit teased and fucked as same time as wife and love to Lick husband's cum of wife's pussy|
|Pleasepleaseus||I want to take some really hot pictures for my husband. You don't have to be in the pictures unless you want to. No men just girls having fun and whatever else that might lead too.......|
|EvilDoctor|| I find many of the labels of bisexual and bi-curious nebulous at best. I consider myself bisexual but I dislike anal sex, even with my wife. I enjoy oral sex, both giving and receiving with a man, I enjoy touching, caressing and kissing another man, I can see myself in a relationship with a man, but the fact I don't like anal sex discount me as bisexual?
With my wife, she enjoys being with woman, eating out a woman, being eaten by a woman, engaging in nipple play, but only if she is sufficiently aroused and is not turned off by that woman. Would that make her more bi-curious or is she truly bisexual?
Ah, so many questions....
|curiouspair4same||We are hoping to find another couple (bi or bicurious) that would ALSO desire to try same-sex play. Husband with husband, and wife with wife. No swap.|
My wife wants to do everything w/ a woman... kissing, touching, oral, etc.
I want to have a lot of cock-play... touching, stroking, sucking, etc... make it cum. No kissing nor anything anal.
We know this is restrictive for most - we get it - but we also need to be true to OUR desires. This is what we're looking for. Just putting it out there.
|shineone||He looks like he is trainable, but he needs work on taking the whole cock. wife must masturbate while husband gets fucked than she must clean my cock with her mouth. Husband I have a butt plug you will wear when I am not there because I am out with your wife fuking|
|stefancassie69||are you in auburn maine? check out our photos we are new too and looking for a couple with a bisexual female and a bisexual male, figure we chat for a bit and see what happens|
would like to see some pictures too
|oo7dot||One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'pussycat.'|
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.
A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's' pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!
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|sensualus||Wife wants to see husband receive anal sex from another man. Husband also wants to see wife pleasured too.|
|kdance00||I had originally taken the pictures of me when I lived at another location. I have posted my pictures here and on other sites. Well, the negatives are gone bcz I had a house fire and everything is gone. The pictures I had in other groups are gone bcz they have closed down. I want to use these pictures, but I can't bcz it says that no pictures can be copied. Any suggestions?|
|carol_danny||After quite a while, he was ready to CUM. I pulled him to me a gave him a nice wet blow-job. I felt him stiffen, then groan, the he shot a huge load of CUM right into the back of my throat! I let go with my mouth, and his next squirt got me in the face. I actually wanted that so I could show the pictures to Danny (my husband) and tease him. He wasn't there for any of my fun, so all he would get were the pictures I licked him clean, and that was that....except we got together about 5 hours later with a local friend of mine who is also a very large balck man. Maybe I'll show you some of those pictures later |
Oh! And just to tease you guys....he's also very Bi