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Husband Talks Dirty to Healous Wife G Her Friend

Very attractive married couple looking for a discreet male friend. Preferably, you would be bi. Friends first and foremost. We are very down to earth, and fun loving. D&D free. You would need to be comfortable with both of us and understand that our marriage always comes first, whether we are meeting for a drink, dinner, or a movie. We would like to get to know you first... should things progress the wife would not be involved, in any encounter between the husband, and said friend. Yet, the wife must be comfortable with you in any setting. You need to be safe, D&D free, and intelligent. Height is a plus, not a deal breaker... and not to sound shallow but looks do matter. Please be HWP. No protection, no action. If you can't be comfortable also being a friend of the wife do not bother responding. We can correspond for a bit before we would exchange any personal information or photos. Let me stress, friend to both, action solely for husband. Wife has a girlfriend. Between the ages of 38-50 please
fun easy going person just a dirty girl and wanna have dirty talks and maybe meet up I love licking ladys and liked it done to my self
i am a handsome black who always get attention of the women. do not feel shy to tell me all the dirty things on your mind as a women. i love dirty talks
We like to try new and different thing. Married and faithful, therefore, wife does not really like to share husband fully sexually, but like a lot of different involvement with husband. We like voyeurism and other female to be involved. Wife is a dominant oral sex type person and husband likes it all, he likes to be active in all but wife is a little stingy with husband, but husband enjoys watching just as much. Not looking for a long term relationship.
We are a married couple, looking for a bisexual female for adult play. We are interested in ONLY meeting, bisexual women for friendship, and physical fun. No commitments, No couples, No Men. Hubby/Caucasian/31/straight. Wife/African American/48/BI. We never, ever party alone. Wife likes dirty talk while you give it to her. Turn her on with your dirty talk while turning her on with your tongue. Hubby likes to watch then participate once things get hot and steamy. Wife's Favorite Gadgets: Can you say what's in my mouth? Cum on just use your imagination. Husband's Favorite Gadgets: Wife Personal Quote: " If you see it and you think it's yours, but I have it, you better ask before you touch it, cause you just might loose a finger or more."
We are very easygoing, yet extremely open minded! We do have a bi male "friend" that we have with us when we play. Wife(Gem) loves multiple partners, and really gets hot watching husband(bi guy) with other men. Wife is straight, hubby and "friend" are both bi. Hubby is a bottom/switch, "friend" is a top. We enjoy this lifestyle and look forward to meeting new "friends".
Wife: Oh, come on.
Husband: Leave me alone!
Wife: It won't take long.
Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Wife: I can't sleep without it.
Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Wife: Because I'm hot.
Husband: You get hot at the darnest times.
Wife: If you loved me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Husband: If you loved me you'd be more considerate.
Wife: You don't love me anymore.
Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Wife: (Sob-Sob)
Husband: Alright, I'll do it.
Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Husband: I can't find it.
Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Husband: There! Are you satisfied?
Wife: Oh, yes, honey.
Husband: Is it up far enough?
Wife: Oh, yes that's fine.
Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it
yourself.
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'pussycat.'

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's' pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

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One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.'

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's' pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

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Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual. KissHug
don't we all sweetheart, I love it when my partner talks dirty to me or I get to talk dirty to them. now eat my pussy you hot bitch--lol
I get so horny when someone talks dirty
I shoot cum everywhere any dirty talkers out there ?????????

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