Bang My Wife I was out at a Country bar one evening with this married couple that I had met at this bar a few months ago. It was a normal night and not much was happening. The guy had went to the hroom and when he left, his wife whispered to me that he had given her permission to take me home with them and fuck me, if I was into that kind of thing. She said that he wasn't sure of what my reaction would be, so she was tasked with asking me. I said that I would be okay with it if her hubby was. When he came back, she went to the Restroom and we talked. I told him what she had said and that I was okay with it if he was. He smiled and said that he was totally cool with it. He confided that he was also submissive. We agreed to pay our tab and go to their house.
I was more excited then them because I am very closet "bi" and this was my opportunity to push the limits. Given my conversation with the husband, I had a feeling that I could get some cock myself if I played it right.
We got to their house and those two started kissing. I went over and started kissing his wife. After a while of heavy petting, she suggested we all go into the bedroom and get naked! One in the bedroom, I laid her on her back and started to lick her pussy and suck on her clit. She was soaked and I swear she must have came within seconds after my tongue was inserted in her snatch. After about 10 minutes of pussy eating, I told her husband to come over and taste how good she was. He dove right in! I then started to work on her tits and straddled her face to fuck her mouth. Her husband was still eating her out and watching me fuck his wife's face from behind. I then told him to stay at the foot of the bed and I slid down and stuck my cock inside her wet, warm snatch. I told her husband to stay on the floor at the foot of the bed and watch as I fucked his wife. That would be a hot view for him. After about 5 or 10 minutes of fucking her, I got off and slid to the foot of the bed and told her husband that I wanted him to taste how good his wife was. He started to slid up to eat her pussy but I stopped him and said that I wanted him to lick her juices off my cock. He hesitated for a moment, looked up at her, and receiving a wink from her, engulfed my cock with his mouth. After a few minutes of this, I stopped him so I could once again fuck his wife. As I was fucking her, he stood up on the bed and said that I was now going to taste how good he tasted, and stuck his cock in my mouth. I wanted to concentrate on blowing him, so we switched positions so I laid on my back, his wife on top fucking me, and he straddled my chest and was fucking my face.
It wasn't long before he was fucking my face hard and shooting a nice warm load of semen in my mouth! All along, his wife is riding my hard cock and having orgasm after orgasm. It wasn't long before I shot my load deep inside of her. Afterwards, we laid there for a few minutes. When I noticed that her husband was hard again. I told him that it was time he tasted my load. So, I made him go down on his wife and eat her snatch while I blew him again!
We all were satisfied many times that evening. I even watched him fuck his a wife that night and we both fucked her a few times.
We haven't done it again yet, but we still hang out at the same bar and I can tell they are still interested. That was two weeks ago so I am rushing it? lol
Men Getting Fucked By Women THIS is my ultimate bisexual fantasy. I want to be sucking hubby's pussy wetted cock as his wife or her playmate fucks me in the ass with a strapon. PLEASE fuck me in the ass as lady as I suck your husband or BF's cock...PLEASE!
Females Who Use Strap-ons on Males I'd like to find a couple )MF) in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area who enjoys strap-ons as I do. I'd love for her to shove that strap=on cock up my ass while I fucked her husband in the ass or sucked him off or he could suck me off as well. Then I'd like to take her in the ass while she did her husband or boyfriend.
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Ass Sniffing OH come on People.
You can lick a Ass but not sniff out one?
You have to sniff it B4 you LICK it!!!!!!
I to sniff ASS Holes Get 2 Women or a Husband and a Wife while they are FUCKING and sniff and lick on their Ass Holes MMMMmmmmm Make them CUM together =
M-M-F Threesome Alright I am the female half of this couple. We have been with a few bi-males that we met on yahoo chats. This is what happen on one occasion. I chatted with this guy for awhile & we decided for him to come over. After I gave him directions to our home I got offline, took a shower, and had a stiff drink. My husband smoked some bud and took a shower. When the guy arrived I answered the door and showed him to the bedroom. I offered him a drink, he took it. We all sat and talked about what we wanted that evening.
The guys got undressed and began to give one another head . I was sitting in a lounge chair chilling, watching, getting wet and horny. They lick each other cock and sucked. Then my husband laid on his back and the guy put on a condom and slid into him. My husband was moaning and jerking off.
I was still drinking my drink while watching. My husband then ask me to get on the bed with them. Which I did. I moved over my husband face and sat down ( I wasn't wearing any panties ) he began to eat out, while the other guy started playing with my breast. My husband stop jerking off and said for me to move down more. So the other guy stopped fucking him and continued to play with my breast and he took off the condom he had on.
The guy guided my husband into my pussy and put on antoher condom then he slid inside my pussy and started to fuck me also. I moan ( kinda loudly ) to fuck me harder. They started going at me for all they were worth.
My husband told the guy to get the lube off of the nightstand and to take my ass. ( Every now and then I like it rough. Not always but, sometimes it can be fun. Plus, this was like our eleventh time doing this.)
He told the guy that after he put lots of lube inside my ass that he should rape that black ass. The dude ask if he was sure that was something that I would really be into. So, to prove the point my husband slapped me in the face and said that the other dude and him were going to use me like a whore and I was going to enjoy it.
I came all over his cock. Then the next thing I felt was the other guy slide into my ass slowly, kinda unsure. My husband said for me to tell dude to rape me. I looked over my shoulder and said " Fuck me like the dirty slut that I am! I am your fuck toy. Use me and abuse me!" that got him going!
He started slamming his cock into me. That night I got faced fucked twice
( thank goodness I don't have a gag reflex ) My husband fucked the guy in the ass while dude fucked me in the ass, there was alot of spanking going on, dude fucked my pussy hard while my husband force fed me his cock ( i like the feel of not being able to breath at times but, we usually only do this type of play when we are alone ) I deep throated dude while my husband fucked me in the ass, we fucked until they both couldn't go any longer.
Dude took a shower, got dressed and left. And then my husband ate me out again and I passed out.
I am the dominate one in the relationship in all other areas.
So, I love being submissive whenever we enter the bedroom.
And Rob takes full advantage of our playtime as well our sexual time alone!
Cuckold We have but, my (Rob) family doesn;t think that it is healthy ... I love my wife but after being married seveal years it may be time to help her find a new cuck ... I can not afford not to ...... any way llets jut say that I believe that my wife (Val) will soon be looking for a new playmate .... I just hope that he knows that if he doesn't treat her well .... just because we will no longer be WITH each other does not mean that I will allow any to hurt my childs mother ... or my WIFE .. This may be MY last post.
Men Licking Pussy While She Is Getting Fucked WHEN I FIRST GOT MARRIED MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT SHE WANTED TO SWING WITH A BLACK DUDE THAT SHE WORKED WITH AT HER JOB. I WAS NOT INTO THIS BUT SHE INSISTED AND DEMANDED THAT I JOIN IN--THE FUN.. SO, BEING A SUBMISSIVE CROSS DRESSER I SAID, OK. WHEN SHE BROUGHT THE BLACK STUD TO OUR HOME MY WIFE KISSED HIM AND HE FELT HER UP RIGHT AT THE DOOR. MY WIFE TOLD HIM THAT I'M A SUB SISSY BOY AND THAT I WOULD SUCK HIS COCK TO GET HIM HARD... I HAD TO GET ON MY KNEES AND TOOK HIM IN MY MOUTH.. HE GOT HARD AND IT GREW TO 11" AS I SUCKED HIES SHAFT AND BALLS.. THEN HE FUCKED MY WIFE AND I GOT UNDER THEM AND DID MY THING EATING PUSSY AND LICKING HIS BLACK SHAFT UNTIL HE SHOT CUM INTO HER PUSSY AND I SWALLOWED AFTER HE PULLED OUT OF HER PUSSY... WHEN HE LEFT MY WIFE SAID I'M A SISSY FOR BLACK COCKS AND THAT SHE'D BRING OTHER BIG DICK STUDS FOR MORE FUN AND NEXT TIME I'D HAVE TO SUCK SEVERAL BLACK COCKS WHILE SHE WATCHED AND THEN I WOULD HAVE TO LET THEM HAVE MY ASS/PUSSY AS LONG AS THEY WANTED IT... I'M NOW A WHITE SISSIE SLUT FOR BLACK COCKS, SO IF THERE ARE MEMBERS INTO THIS-CONTACT ME!!!!
Bareback We love bareback sex. Last year we met a well hung bi stud. We did three way oral and took turns fucking my wife. He came in her pussy, deep, four times. I came twice (so hot knowing my cock is drenched in his cum) and my wife came 15 times. Best sex we ever had!
Exhibitionism I love to stroke my cock on a nude beach. My wife likes to lay on her back, feet together, knees wide apart, poussy shaved smooth, pink, and dripping. This always earns us a few stiff cocks which we suck to a creany finish. The lucky ones get to fuck my wife too. So hot
Married for 14 years, our kids are grown and on their own and now its our time. Wife 47 husband 41. We are very sexual and very comfortable. Wife is very out going, husband is a little reserved until he gets to know you. We have had a few encounters together with couples, females and straight males we both have had experiences before we were together. We would like to meet couples to have fun with, straight or bisexual, would like to meet a bisexual male in relationship or single to introduce husband all the way to the experience. thank you
I'm widowed 5ft11in 200lbs in pretty good shape for the age,I like females,but not above playing with others.have been in 3 somes with another couple and went bothways never done anal but with the right person and size I just might...
Im 5.10 187..blond blue eyes .my husband is 6ft 220pnds.blond blue eyes.we been married 19 yrs. we are definitely a unique couple .. Lance is a type of person that will help anybody out. a little shy at first but once he gets to know you he opens up like a book. he is a jokester.his heart is more than he can handle. he is wonderful father, friend, husband and lover.. he lovs to read books. he is an awesome fisherman. and cooking he is so good at everyone loves his food. he expescially loves listening to his music.rock metal.shannon is more shy but when with the right people she is so much fun. she to will help just about anybody she is very caring and compassionate person. she enjoys decorating planting flowers, doing arts and crafts, when not at work she's busy running the kids around to their games and after school activities. she is definitely a Supermom.. things we like to do together we love going to Six Flags Great America we have we go all long. we just recently got 2 puppies and they take a lot of our time there like having two kids they have been an awesome addition to our family.. nice evening to us is watching a good movie and cuddling in bed. were not big drinkers but we do like to enjoy a drink when the mood is right. bars aren't really are saying but we do like to play pool will go to the bar to play pool maybe a couple drinks but we dont hang
in the bars..we try to live life ad if today is our last cause it just might be.................
Hi! I have been away from this site for a couple of years but now I'm back. I'm an older bi-male and enjoy company of both sexes. I'm looking for all that care to have fun with an older bi-man. Would like a couple (but not limited to) where the wife knows the husband is bi. I enjoy all things sexual that does not conflict with my partner(s) likes and dislikes.
****WE DON'T CAM****Please read our complete profile before emailing us! We don't want to waste your time or ours. You can not just have one person... we come together so if you just want only one of us you need to move on please...She will only play with a female and her mind will not be changed no matter how hard you try. She wants to watch. We Have become very good at figuring people out and that's why we are very cautious. We are y and fun. D&D free so protection is always a must... Shaved females only please (She has an issue with hair)...also if you are being dishonest about your lifestyle to a husband, wife or significant other please move on we consider that cheating no matter what the reasons. Please do not email us with stupid requests..."Can your wife "F" me with a strap on" or "Lets Screw" we don't know you at all so its not going to happen.... its a waste of our time and yours. Also if you only have "dick pics" (they are fun but say nothing about you) or pictures of half of a couple please move on that is a big red flag for us..... We are open and honest and to the point and we are both go with the flow kind of people. We love meeting new people and letting loose.
My husband is bi-curious and is interested in sucking a cock and being fucked in the ass. If that is what my husband wants then I want him to have it. He wants me to be a part of it and I told I would be.
I'm a stay at home mom and my husband is in the National Guard. He is athletic and I'm a little on the chubby side. We have 3 kids. My husband is currently in Afghanistan for a year. I am interested in meeting a woman to explore new things with.
Petite (5'4". 114 pds) Dom wife - bisexual who LOVES to see m/m activity and then play. Husband is short (5'4" bottom who is being trained to service men. Looking for men or couples that want to help. Fuck him and then fuck her or have him get you hard, fuck her and finish in his mouth. Would also love to send him to FF to service some single horny male (or travel or host) and then have them email me with a review of his performance with a punishment or reward based on how well he does. We are real and can voice verify.
Looking for like minded bi couples or bi singles. Will not play alone, don't ask!
Him-5'7 190, blond, blue eyes, well endowed with a piercing, sexy, tatted up, muscular, funny, outgoing. Will always make you laugh, loves giving and receiving oral and more! Wants to explore bi side more. Wife will ALWAYS be present!
Her-5'7" 138, brunette, green eyes, long legs, size 36D, pierced tongue, a few tattoos, friendly, outgoing, loves the ladies and wants to see hubby play with a guy. Husband will ALWAYS be present. NO SINGLE (straight) MALES!!!
I am a married male that plays alone, for now. Non threatening and VAS, D&D safe. My exwife and I used to play with a friend of mine in wonderful MFM sessions and we swapped spouses with one other couple. That was in the early 1980's and I miss the wonderful group sex with all of the visuals and eroticism of these acts. My current wife of 22 years is the most wonderful woman and wife. But she won't play for now...I've tried. I need to be very discrete and by definition protects couples. I will never, ever say a word about our adventures nor will I ever be involved or interested in your wife or gf other than as a sexual partner.
I am not an Adonis, nor am I repulsive. I am average in looks but very above average in my love and respect of people and my desire to give and receive great sex. Try me...if you don't like, we won't meet again. I will wish you well and there will be no hard feelings, I promise.
My husband and I are both around 250 pounds he's 5'10 I'm 5'7 I'm pregnant.hes outgoing and friendly I'm friendly but very shy at first were lookin for a single white female between 20 and 26 to have as a full time threesome Partner preferably over 180 pounds with double d or e size breasts.someone who can hostbecause we are unable to do so.absolutely have to be dd free because I'm pregnant and will not risk my baby or my husband
I am a very horny open mined bi-male love to try any thing new love to be sub I'm a single father of 5 kids love to be with both female and males at same time love to please who I'm with and love to have fun not open about being bi come from very strict family love to try new things all the time love to learn new ways of having fun just looking for sex and fun with couples and single spend most of my time with my kids so getting out with adults means a lot to me and want to have as much fun as i can while I'm out
I am a married man looking for a man to develop a relationship with. I am bisexual and would like to meet another guy. My wife is into watching me and another guy get it on and hopes I can find a guy to develop a relationship with. She is also open to perhaps sharing in the experience with me if the situation was ideal. We are professionals and have a diverse array of interests and friends. I am looking for a down to earth guy who is serious about fostering a friendship with me and is willing to go slow to eventually incorporate my wife. I would not be interested in one night stand types. We enjoy going out and like many forms of entertainment. We are down to earth people who are discret and completely disease free. We would like only the same to reply.
Hello, I am a fun loving, easy going, sexy, naughty lady looking for like minded lady who would be interested in joining me for occasional, discreet mιnage a trois with my husband. I am bi with a submissive nature, love to please and be pleased. My husband is attentive and passionate - he happily indulges my bi nature and the thought of watching him with another woman just turns me on
Both enjoy listening to good live music over a few drinks with good friends. We also enjoy a night in with good company, good laughs and a couple of quiet drinks.
SOLO MEN & COUPLES WANTED TO WATCH JOYCE MASTURBATE: Joyce masturbates while Mark blows the man(condom only) then Mark jacks him off. No reciprocation. NO ANAL SEX. No touching Joyce. No sex with Joyce. Noon-time meetings only at Mark's office in PB area.
YOU MUST BE: Over age 40, Clean-cut, well-mannered, NO body piercings, NO tattoos, NO face hair, NON-Smokers, NON-Druggies
THE ACTION WILL BE VIDEO TAPED FOR OUR PRIVATE USE ONLY. YOUR FACE WILL NOT BE SEEN IF YOU DON'T WANT IT TO BE.
YOU SEE OUR NUDE PHOTOS. PLEASE SEND YOUR SIMILAR NUDE PHOTOS IF YOU WANT A REPLY.
MARK: White married bi-curous male, Trying to get his wife involved. 5'6" 185 nice thick 7" long cock. I am very sensual and passionate with a great sense of humor.
JOYCE: Married lady, Her husband doesn't know she plays. 5'4" 130 38D Great sense of humor. Gorgeous face & body. JOYCE DOES NOT MEET ANYONE ALONE SO DON'T EVEN ASK..
We are funloving, honest, down to earth couple. Hubby is more outgoing while wife is a bit on the shy side though she is opening up on many levels!! Honesty is a huge thing with us!!!!!!!! we are honest therefore we expect honesty back!!! Wife has a loving heart that cares for everyone and everything, very compassionate woman!! She has a large heart with alot of love and attention to give. We treat everyone with kindness, this is as we wish to be treated. We have had some chats with people who are fake and liars this is why we choose to chat and get to know people before any type of meeting. PLEASE respect US and we will RESPECT YOU! We DO NOT believe in playing mind games with people! It's completely wrong and we won't stand for it.
A married professional man looking to experiment--I want more (bi action, straight action, open to it all) with the right people. I am 5'7" approximately 188 lbs, brown salt/pepper hair and hazel eyes. I am an intelligent, sane guy with a sense of humor who also values his privacy. My wife is definitely not into this so I am flying solo and she does not know. My philosophy is I owe it to my wife and myself to be safe and discreet. I have tried to get her interested in joining in this with me but its just not going to happen and I respect her wishes. If you are not ok with my situation, I understand but it is what it is and for now I am ok with it. I have a curiosity that won't be suppressed any longer and what I have done so far I have enjoyed immensely. My motto is: "Life is a daring adventure or nothing." And, by the way, I love to be nude any where it is possible. Visiting Washington, DC 10/7-8.
So I have now enjoyed being with a guy a few times .... what about a couple .... want to try more.... open to almost anything.
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!' The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.' The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.' The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?' The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'
A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute.' The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.' She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?' The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?' Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.' Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?' Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was holic?
Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?' 'It is!'
'This is the IRS. Can you help us?' 'I can!'
'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?' 'I do!'
'Is he a member of your congregation?' 'He is!'
'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?' 'He will.'
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a holic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old ..... I'm telling everybody!'
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. 'I'm 90 years old,' he says. '90!' replies the woman. 'Don't you realize you've had it?' 'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?'
An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.' 'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. 'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. 'Who are you?' he asked him. 'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator. 'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked. 'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied. 'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband. The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!'..
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'pussycat.'
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.
A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's' pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.
Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.
"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.
"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"
"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.
Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual.
one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
Good Lawyer vs. Bad Lawyer
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
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The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"
He looks like he is trainable, but he needs work on taking the whole cock. wife must masturbate while husband gets fucked than she must clean my cock with her mouth. Husband I have a butt plug you will wear when I am not there because I am out with your wife fuking
Curious1 can you please email this to me its so funny i got a great kick out of it being a father in charge of my two boys while wife is deployed thank you for a great laugh and I would like to share it with my wife. Thank you very much again
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.
Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient..
Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."
Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada
During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one?" I asked. "The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see... Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
** Now the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered... "Why, not for about twenty years -- when my husband was alive."
Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR
A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
Husband and wife would like to meet up with a nice woman for possibly a nice freindship.My wife is bicurious and we are a very outgoing couple that likes to have a good and go out for a few drinks at the bowling alley.My wife loves to dance and go to kereokke on Friday nights.We would like to meet someone for one on one with wife,threesome or other possibility's.
I've replied before, cannot imagine a husband being done with no participation at all from the wife. Something wrong with that image in a bi forum... perhaps a gay male would be best? But then, he may want your husband to himself lolol
14 next door neighbor was a 26 yr old navy wife and used me as a sex toy until her husband came home. he told me it was ok to fuck his wife while he was gone, but when he was home he wanted me also. so the first time I sucked his cock was while his wife watched and when he came in my mouth I took it all in. she had been training me to like cum. we had that relationship for 3 yrs.
Maybe I should change my profile. I stated there that snowballing is out of the question for me however, that is assuming sex with strangers. I still think swapping cum around puts a person at risk for an STD, but in a polyamory relationship anything goes with me. If I can be sure that the woman in a triad is only having sex with her husband and her husband is only having sex with her and me then it's ok. If we were actually living together I can easily see myself eating a cream pie and sharing it with another member of the household or any combination of swapping it around. Hell, I don't even know if I can make another man cum in my mouth. If any wives out there would like to show me how to satisfy there husband I'm all ears (and mouth, tongue, fingers, etc.). LOL At this point I'm not interested in fucking or getting on with anyone's wife. It would be nice if she joined in, but just sucking cock with the guy's wife or significant other present would do for me. Too many chefs spoil the broth as far as I'm concerned. I spit and don't swallow....where I spit is up to whom I'm with.
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