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Married for 14 years, our kids are grown and on their own and now its our time. Wife 47 husband 41. We are very sexual and very comfortable. Wife is very out going, husband is a little reserved until he gets to know you. We have had a few encounters together with couples, females and straight males we both have had experiences before we were together. We would like to meet couples to have fun with, straight or bisexual, would like to meet a bisexual male in relationship or single to introduce husband all the way to the experience. thank you
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I'm 32 Italian mother with two beautiful boys I'm married to my best friend he's an amazing man and an amazing father find if you're interested in a threesome search my name Barbara hope to hear from someone soon let's have some fun. I'm a very outgoing person not sure the crazy one in the group always having everyone laugh me and my husband are great together both funny. And really down to earth we like hunting fishing camping or just sitting outside our house with a bonfire and some beers
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I am a wife and mother first. But I have needs to and am very curious and my husband is ok with that.
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Both professional executives who like to experiment. Husband very interested in bisexual exploration and wife loves to watch and be part of the experience.
Married couple looking to spice up sex life. Wife is bi curious and unexperienced and looking for someone in similar position or willing to teach her and husband the ways.
I'm a female 46 and my husband 48 we've been married a little over 15 years we wanted to try something new since I've never been with a woman my husband thinks I'll enjoy it and I'm curious my husband likes to have anal see with a woman I think it will turn me on to watch my hubby perform that on a woman and of course we want the woman to have fun my husband will show you plenty of attention as well as me ...Let's have fun..we have children so you will have to host or we can get a room .


A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!' The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.' The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.' The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?' The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute.' The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.' She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?' The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?' Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.' Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?' Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was holic?

Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?' 'It is!'
'This is the IRS. Can you help us?' 'I can!'
'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?' 'I do!'
'Is he a member of your congregation?' 'He is!'
'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?' 'He will.'

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a holic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old ..... I'm telling everybody!'

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. 'I'm 90 years old,' he says. '90!' replies the woman. 'Don't you realize you've had it?' 'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?'

An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.' 'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. 'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. 'Who are you?' he asked him. 'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator. 'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked. 'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied. 'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband. The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!'..
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'pussycat.'

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's' pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

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They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"

The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Colorado."

The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years."

"No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."

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A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities.

A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.

Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.

"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.

"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"

"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.

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Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual.
one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
Good Lawyer vs. Bad Lawyer
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

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Lawyer's Son
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"

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Searching for a sexy naughty experienced female for wife's first time. Must have big tits and ass. Wife is extremely naughty and wants husband to play too. Must love to eat pussy have clit teased and fucked as same time as wife and love to Lick husband's cum of wife's pussy
We are hoping to find another couple (bi or bicurious) that would ALSO desire to try same-sex play. Husband with husband, and wife with wife. No swap.

My wife wants to do everything w/ a woman... kissing, touching, oral, etc.
I want to have a lot of cock-play... touching, stroking, sucking, etc... make it cum. No kissing nor anything anal.

We know this is restrictive for most - we get it - but we also need to be true to OUR desires. This is what we're looking for. Just putting it out there.
He looks like he is trainable, but he needs work on taking the whole cock. wife must masturbate while husband gets fucked than she must clean my cock with her mouth. Husband I have a butt plug you will wear when I am not there because I am out with your wife fuking
Curious1 can you please email this to me its so funny i got a great kick out of it being a father in charge of my two boys while wife is deployed thank you for a great laugh and I would like to share it with my wife. Thank you very much again
Wife wants to see husband receive anal sex from another man. Husband also wants to see wife pleasured too.
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.
Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX

At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient..
Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."
Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada

During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one?" I asked. "The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see... Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
** Now the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA

While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered... "Why, not for about twenty years -- when my husband was alive."
Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR

A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Hey there neighbors. I just stumbled onto this page Im going to send you some pics see what happens.
Oh I wanted to ask the husband a question. Im going to send a picture of the wife with tis message Would it be possible that youboth would be open to the Idea of hubbie doing me a favor and give my wife a nice deep fuck while I play with both of you?
And one more thing. I have a insatiable desire and wife is into it to ask if your hubby would mind fucking her wet pussy, bare back?
We are squeeky clean as Im sure you both are.
I have a fantasy of your husband pushing his throbbing deep inside the wife and hold his cock in tight an cum inside her while I strock him, and play with his cumwhile he finishes?
Just a thought
A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?"

"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.

"No, under the tail," says the youngster. The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."

The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."

"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.

The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
We are married couple looking for some girl action for the wife. Husband won't be involved, would like to watch but not participate. We are open to just girl on girl first and then maybe eventually husband can watch if your comfortable. Wife is new at this, would like to find someone for her. We are willing to travel to you, discrete is a must, willing to do dinner/drinks and take care of the room. Message us!


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I would love to be watch by the wife as me and the husband play with each other
Age Play
I'm in Utah and would love to find an older guy to have some fun father/daughter role playing with.
Sex With Guy And His Dad
i would love to voyeur a father and son blowing each other or a bareback fuck and possibly participate
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This is how I learned to be bi. I dated a couple in Mobile whose wife loved watching her husband suck my cock after I fucked her.

She was riding me as I was lying on my back and she pulled off my cock to sit on my face. As I was enjoying her wet pussy, I felt her husband put my cock in his mouth and ....Viola...I was hooked.

Soon I was licking his cock and balls and her clit as he fucked her.

Ladies, this DROVE HER WILD.

They had taught me what it's worth to enhance the pleasure of licking, sucking, and tasting a women who's wet.

Now I'm HOOKED and would love to share this wonderful expereince with the newly bicurious.
Men Getting Fucked By Women
THIS is my ultimate bisexual fantasy. I want to be sucking hubby's pussy wetted cock as his wife or her playmate fucks me in the ass with a strapon. PLEASE fuck me in the ass as lady as I suck your husband or BF's cock...PLEASE!
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I'd like to find a couple )MF) in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area who enjoys strap-ons as I do. I'd love for her to shove that strap=on cock up my ass while I fucked her husband in the ass or sucked him off or he could suck me off as well. Then I'd like to take her in the ass while she did her husband or boyfriend.
Couple Looking For Bisexual Woman

My wife and I are looking for a female to be a playmate for my wife and I mainly for my wife wile I watch but may join in at times
Women For Threesomes
my wife and I have been looking for a female so we can have a threesome.my wife loves messing around with other females. my wife is bi curious and she has only been with one other woman.
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Alright I am the female half of this couple. We have been with a few bi-males that we met on yahoo chats. This is what happen on one occasion. I chatted with this guy for awhile & we decided for him to come over. After I gave him directions to our home I got offline, took a shower, and had a stiff drink. My husband smoked some bud and took a shower. When the guy arrived I answered the door and showed him to the bedroom. I offered him a drink, he took it. We all sat and talked about what we wanted that evening.

The guys got undressed and began to give one another head . I was sitting in a lounge chair chilling, watching, getting wet and horny. They lick each other cock and sucked. Then my husband laid on his back and the guy put on a condom and slid into him. My husband was moaning and jerking off.

I was still drinking my drink while watching. My husband then ask me to get on the bed with them. Which I did. I moved over my husband face and sat down ( I wasn't wearing any panties ) he began to eat out, while the other guy started playing with my breast. My husband stop jerking off and said for me to move down more. So the other guy stopped fucking him and continued to play with my breast and he took off the condom he had on.

The guy guided my husband into my pussy and put on antoher condom then he slid inside my pussy and started to fuck me also. I moan ( kinda loudly ) to fuck me harder. They started going at me for all they were worth.

My husband told the guy to get the lube off of the nightstand and to take my ass. ( Every now and then I like it rough. Not always but, sometimes it can be fun. Plus, this was like our eleventh time doing this.)

He told the guy that after he put lots of lube inside my ass that he should rape that black ass. The dude ask if he was sure that was something that I would really be into. So, to prove the point my husband slapped me in the face and said that the other dude and him were going to use me like a whore and I was going to enjoy it.

I came all over his cock. Then the next thing I felt was the other guy slide into my ass slowly, kinda unsure. My husband said for me to tell dude to rape me. I looked over my shoulder and said " Fuck me like the dirty slut that I am! I am your fuck toy. Use me and abuse me!" that got him going!

He started slamming his cock into me. That night I got faced fucked twice
( thank goodness I don't have a gag reflex ) My husband fucked the guy in the ass while dude fucked me in the ass, there was alot of spanking going on, dude fucked my pussy hard while my husband force fed me his cock ( i like the feel of not being able to breath at times but, we usually only do this type of play when we are alone ) I deep throated dude while my husband fucked me in the ass, we fucked until they both couldn't go any longer.

Dude took a shower, got dressed and left. And then my husband ate me out again and I passed out.
I am the dominate one in the relationship in all other areas.
So, I love being submissive whenever we enter the bedroom.
And Rob takes full advantage of our playtime as well our sexual time alone!
We have but, my (Rob) family doesn;t think that it is healthy ... I love my wife but after being married seveal years it may be time to help her find a new cuck ... I can not afford not to ...... any way llets jut say that I believe that my wife (Val) will soon be looking for a new playmate .... I just hope that he knows that if he doesn't treat her well .... just because we will no longer be WITH each other does not mean that I will allow any to hurt my childs mother ... or my WIFE .. This may be MY last post.

Good-bye all

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Looking for a sexy girl to join me and my husband
Shaved Cock & Balls
My wife loves sucking on my balls, and Iike to think it's due to the fact that they're shaved smooth.

As far as the itching bit, I try not to shave too far into the crease between my sac and thigh, so I don't get the stubble poking into my skin. Also, my wife likes the smell down there, all sweaty and masculine (she says).

I know, if I got the chance, that I'd prefer a guy's balls be shaved if I were to suck on them...
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I don't have a wife, but I'd be happy to suck one or more s whail being watched by their wives watch. Better yet, I'd love to suck one or more s with the wife choreographs, orchestrates and directs the whole event.

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Watch me suck your husband's big dick. Don't allow me to touch or talk to you. You are fully clothed
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I have a long time fantasy of being caught fucking a woman by her husband and then having him fuck me in the ass as revenge........I get hard just thinking about it!


So far, I'd have to say this site is the complete answer to what my wife and I are looking for, an easy to use, discreet, and yet comprehensive way to meet someone new.

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