Bang My Wife I was out at a Country bar one evening with this married couple that I had met at this bar a few months ago. It was a normal night and not much was happening. The guy had went to the hroom and when he left, his wife whispered to me that he had given her permission to take me home with them and fuck me, if I was into that kind of thing. She said that he wasn't sure of what my reaction would be, so she was tasked with asking me. I said that I would be okay with it if her hubby was. When he came back, she went to the Restroom and we talked. I told him what she had said and that I was okay with it if he was. He smiled and said that he was totally cool with it. He confided that he was also submissive. We agreed to pay our tab and go to their house.
I was more excited then them because I am very closet "bi" and this was my opportunity to push the limits. Given my conversation with the husband, I had a feeling that I could get some cock myself if I played it right.
We got to their house and those two started kissing. I went over and started kissing his wife. After a while of heavy petting, she suggested we all go into the bedroom and get naked! One in the bedroom, I laid her on her back and started to lick her pussy and suck on her clit. She was soaked and I swear she must have came within seconds after my tongue was inserted in her snatch. After about 10 minutes of pussy eating, I told her husband to come over and taste how good she was. He dove right in! I then started to work on her tits and straddled her face to fuck her mouth. Her husband was still eating her out and watching me fuck his wife's face from behind. I then told him to stay at the foot of the bed and I slid down and stuck my cock inside her wet, warm snatch. I told her husband to stay on the floor at the foot of the bed and watch as I fucked his wife. That would be a hot view for him. After about 5 or 10 minutes of fucking her, I got off and slid to the foot of the bed and told her husband that I wanted him to taste how good his wife was. He started to slid up to eat her pussy but I stopped him and said that I wanted him to lick her juices off my cock. He hesitated for a moment, looked up at her, and receiving a wink from her, engulfed my cock with his mouth. After a few minutes of this, I stopped him so I could once again fuck his wife. As I was fucking her, he stood up on the bed and said that I was now going to taste how good he tasted, and stuck his cock in my mouth. I wanted to concentrate on blowing him, so we switched positions so I laid on my back, his wife on top fucking me, and he straddled my chest and was fucking my face.
It wasn't long before he was fucking my face hard and shooting a nice warm load of semen in my mouth! All along, his wife is riding my hard cock and having orgasm after orgasm. It wasn't long before I shot my load deep inside of her. Afterwards, we laid there for a few minutes. When I noticed that her husband was hard again. I told him that it was time he tasted my load. So, I made him go down on his wife and eat her snatch while I blew him again!
We all were satisfied many times that evening. I even watched him fuck his a wife that night and we both fucked her a few times.
We haven't done it again yet, but we still hang out at the same bar and I can tell they are still interested. That was two weeks ago so I am rushing it? lol
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Hi! I have been away from this site for a couple of years but now I'm back. I'm an older bi-male and enjoy company of both sexes. I'm looking for all that care to have fun with an older bi-man. Would like a couple (but not limited to) where the wife knows the husband is bi. I enjoy all things sexual that does not conflict with my partner(s) likes and dislikes.
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I (the wife) is an outgoing and witty person. I like to have fun dance,drink and socializie. I am blonde hair with blue eyes about 5'8 and athletic built.
I love sports and watching football. I am very attracted to women, almost more than men. Hit me up if you like what you hear! Jenn
Me (the hubby) luves my wife and life. We are an outgoing cpl and have fun wherever we go! I'm into watching her with another man or women. I will join from time to time with the women ONLY! I AM NOT INTO MEN!!!!!!
We like club dancing, nice resturants and crazy sex!,, I know my wife is hot and I know she loves me too!..later
We are a very good looking and fit couple. My husband has never had a threesome before but I have been involved in one twice. This is not our normal lifestyle but my husband and I would like to experience a threesome together. We are looking for a classy, feminine and fit female who we find mutually attractive. We are NOT looking for another MAN/COUPLE. We want someone who is discreet and drug and disease free. Please be clean and have some class.
I am a very horny open mined bi-male love to try any thing new love to be sub I'm a single father of 5 kids love to be with both female and males at same time love to please who I'm with and love to have fun not open about being bi come from very strict family love to try new things all the time love to learn new ways of having fun just looking for sex and fun with couples and single spend most of my time with my kids so getting out with adults means a lot to me and want to have as much fun as i can while I'm out
I am a married man looking for a man to develop a relationship with. I am bisexual and would like to meet another guy. My wife is into watching me and another guy get it on and hopes I can find a guy to develop a relationship with. She is also open to perhaps sharing in the experience with me if the situation was ideal. We are professionals and have a diverse array of interests and friends. I am looking for a down to earth guy who is serious about fostering a friendship with me and is willing to go slow to eventually incorporate my wife. I would not be interested in one night stand types. We enjoy going out and like many forms of entertainment. We are down to earth people who are discret and completely disease free. We would like only the same to reply.
We are a happily married couple. I consider myself to be both gay and straight and desire the company of both a man and a woman, not either or. We are looking for a bisexual or lesbian life partner. Please do not contact us unless you are interested in pursuing a long term relationship. Physically we are both very tall. I wouldn't describe us as skinny, but we are broad shouldered and more muscle than fat. So basically, we are very large but not in the way that the people everyone picks on at Wal-Mart are large. My husband has long blond hair and blue eyes. He has currently chosen to style it into a purple and black mohawk and grow a beard, but his hair is really beautiful, when he doesn't screw with it. I have long dark blond/brown hair and hazel eyes, but I reserve the right to change these features at will. I'm 5'9", 36" 30" 44", 34DD, so curvy and relatively slender, but like I said I'm a freakin' Amazon and my husband makes me look small. We are big geeks, video games and anime all the way. I also enjoy classic cars and doing my own repairs. My husband is fond of painting and wood working.
We are funloving, honest, down to earth couple. Hubby is more outgoing while wife is a bit on the shy side though she is opening up on many levels!! Honesty is a huge thing with us!!!!!!!! we are honest therefore we expect honesty back!!! Wife has a loving heart that cares for everyone and everything, very compassionate woman!! She has a large heart with alot of love and attention to give. We treat everyone with kindness, this is as we wish to be treated. We have had some chats with people who are fake and liars this is why we choose to chat and get to know people before any type of meeting. PLEASE respect US and we will RESPECT YOU! We DO NOT believe in playing mind games with people! It's completely wrong and we won't stand for it.
A married professional man looking to experiment--I want more (bi action, straight action, open to it all) with the right people. I am 5'7" approximately 188 lbs, brown salt/pepper hair and hazel eyes. I am an intelligent, sane guy with a sense of humor who also values his privacy. My wife is definitely not into this so I am flying solo and she does not know. My philosophy is I owe it to my wife and myself to be safe and discreet. I have tried to get her interested in joining in this with me but its just not going to happen and I respect her wishes. If you are not ok with my situation, I understand but it is what it is and for now I am ok with it. I have a curiosity that won't be suppressed any longer and what I have done so far I have enjoyed immensely. My motto is: "Life is a daring adventure or nothing." And, by the way, I love to be nude any where it is possible. Visiting Washington, DC 10/7-8.
So I have now enjoyed being with a guy a few times .... what about a couple .... want to try more.... open to almost anything.
I a married man. and I just love sites like this. I enjoy the naughty and nasty chats with others who enjoy this as well. I find it quit the turn on showing off my " naughty, nasty and dirty " side for others. I have always liked getting naked for the camera. I also love taking slutty pics of my wife. and sending them, and sharing them with others. another thing I find a huge turn on. is geting pics sent back to me of my wife from someone who has photoshoped them. I also love to play with other cocks as well. I hope we can find the time to have some fun together..............
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I am a healthy clean male looking to fullfill my fantasy of a bisexual threesome with a couple. I have never been with a man or been with anyone but my wife. This is something that I wanted to do some time back with my wife but it did not go well with her but now many years later I would like to fullfill my fantasy in a discreet way with the right open minded couple to see where we can take it. It is a great fantasy of mine to turn on an attractive women by making it with her man and having her encourage and coach us along enjoying the show and then jumping into the action if she desires. And I would like to be with both the women and the man but would be ok to perform for her as just man to man sex if that is her pleasure and would be a big turn on for me either way. Or, she would encourage me to pleasure her man only while he pleasured the women only. I am also open to sexually explore with only a man and no women present if the right situation came along. It is all new to me at the moment, so there are a lot of options. I think that sex is fine with the opposite or the same sex partner as long as it feels good for both so why not explore
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!' The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.' The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.' The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?' The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'
A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute.' The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.' She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?' The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?' Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.' Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?' Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was holic?
Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?' 'It is!'
'This is the IRS. Can you help us?' 'I can!'
'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?' 'I do!'
'Is he a member of your congregation?' 'He is!'
'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?' 'He will.'
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a holic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old ..... I'm telling everybody!'
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. 'I'm 90 years old,' he says. '90!' replies the woman. 'Don't you realize you've had it?' 'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?'
An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.' 'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. 'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. 'Who are you?' he asked him. 'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator. 'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked. 'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied. 'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband. The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!'..
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'pussycat.'
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.
A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's' pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.
Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.
"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.
"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"
"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.
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one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
Good Lawyer vs. Bad Lawyer
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
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The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"
He looks like he is trainable, but he needs work on taking the whole cock. wife must masturbate while husband gets fucked than she must clean my cock with her mouth. Husband I have a butt plug you will wear when I am not there because I am out with your wife fuking
Curious1 can you please email this to me its so funny i got a great kick out of it being a father in charge of my two boys while wife is deployed thank you for a great laugh and I would like to share it with my wife. Thank you very much again
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.
Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient..
Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."
Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada
During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one?" I asked. "The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see... Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
** Now the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered... "Why, not for about twenty years -- when my husband was alive."
Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR
A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
We are married couple looking for some girl action for the wife. Husband won't be involved, would like to watch but not participate. We are open to just girl on girl first and then maybe eventually husband can watch if your comfortable. Wife is new at this, would like to find someone for her. We are willing to travel to you, discrete is a must, willing to do dinner/drinks and take care of the room. Message us!
Husband and wife would like to meet up with a nice woman for possibly a nice freindship.My wife is bicurious and we are a very outgoing couple that likes to have a good and go out for a few drinks at the bowling alley.My wife loves to dance and go to kereokke on Friday nights.We would like to meet someone for one on one with wife,threesome or other possibility's.
14 next door neighbor was a 26 yr old navy wife and used me as a sex toy until her husband came home. he told me it was ok to fuck his wife while he was gone, but when he was home he wanted me also. so the first time I sucked his cock was while his wife watched and when he came in my mouth I took it all in. she had been training me to like cum. we had that relationship for 3 yrs.
I've replied before, cannot imagine a husband being done with no participation at all from the wife. Something wrong with that image in a bi forum... perhaps a gay male would be best? But then, he may want your husband to himself lolol
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