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Me i like to have my fun with a woman while my man watchs. Then while i eat her my man plays with both of us. Then while she eatin me my man fucks her so hard . Then i will eat her so much more while he fucks me deep. Oh yeah. If ya like hook up. Just e mail me. Be waitin
Im from glossop, theres not much up here else sheep.
I am a hebephile and love incest stories and first time stories. I believe all fantasies are ok if they dont hurt anyone.
Clean cut business guy with a very erotic mind where I write stories and actually act the stories out.
just a guy that loves reading hot stories, and i love panty fetish stories, I
We're an attractive married couple in our mid 30's, living in NEW YORK and Westchster and are looking for a pretty female or couple to bring onto our bed. I love being with a woman!! I love breasts and love to kiss, lick and suck on them. And I love kissing, licking, sucking and fucking a beautiful woman. My bf is the BEST lover I've ever had!! He has a great cock, can go all night, is sensitive to my needs (He fucks when it's time to fuck and makes love when it's time to make love) and loves kissing, licking and eating my pussy. He has also taught me how to squirt which takes sex to another level!! He fucks me, if I'm lucky he cums in me, then eats me and licks his cum out of me, then he fucks me, then fucks my ass until I explode and then licks me to orgasm after which I suck him and drink his cum.... We have a great and wild sex life.
I once had a sheep in my back yard,
who was soo soft and never got hard
but my sheep was sad, lonely and blue,
so I told the sheep just what to do
so the sheep joined the BP site,
and geuss what happend that very night
my sheep got horny and met a guy,
and my sheep ran away and made me cry
I got a post card from my sheep,
and as I read it, I started to weep
It said "I have found a new love now,
he rubs my wool and moo's like a Cow"
I think of my sheep form time to time,
But what Billy did, is considerd a crime


LaughingHugKiss Billy and Christy
Love ya's
Blu
A Huge Huge Huge HappyBirthday to you Billy the mooster and many many more to follow!

Sheep Sheep Sheep Sheep Bat..where did that come from? LOL

Hugs Kisses n lots of Love!

Teresa
Ok this reminds me of a guy at work we always make fun of him for having a picture of a sheep at his desk.

54 Reasons To Prefer Sheep




Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth.

You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear.

Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather.

Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease.

Nuttin' beats mutton!

Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel.

Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early.

Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down.

Sheep never ask about you former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell them.

No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing ewe.

Sheep are never concerned about their reputation.

Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time you couldn't get it up.

Sheep won't ask if you're gay, when you can't get it up for the second time.

Sheep never insist on eating out.

You'll never catch your sheep masturbating to a picture of Mel Gibson.

Sheep don't get suspicious if you have to work late.

Sheep don't smell like tuna fish.

Sheep don't get moody once a month.

You can eat a lamb chop without getting wool stuck in your teeth.

A sheep doesn't expect you to support her for the rest of her life after one roll in the hay.

A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed.

A sheep doesn't stop screwing after the honeymoon.

A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car.

A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles her to rearrange your furniture and put up new curtains.

A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...and pay

A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup.

A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy.

A sheep won't care of you keep your fish bait in the refrigerator.

A sheep won't get even with you by spending your paycheck on new clothes, none of which are see-through or meant to be worn in the bedroom.

A sheep will never sue you for palimony.

A sheep won't care if you screw her sister.

A sheep won't care if your secretary is better looking than she is.

A sheep will never tell you the ceiling needs to be painted while you're screwing.

A sheep won't use your razor to shave its legs, or your pocketknife to open a paint can.

Sheep never have a headache.

A sheep won't give your favorite hunting shirt to Goodwill.

A sheep won't leave wet nylons hanging all over the bathroom.

A sheep will never ask you to stop on the way home from work and pick up a box of tampons.

Sheep grow their own fur coats.

A sheep will never leave a vibrator on the living room couch when you're having friends over to watch football.

Sheep won't cheat on you with your best friend.

A sheep will never ask if you'll still respect her in the morning.

Sheep aren't into talking before or after sex.

A sheep never yells at you for leaving the lid up.

A sheep won't send you out for batteries for her vibrator.

A sheep doesn't think it's demeaning or kinky to do it doggy style.

A sheep won't mind if you put up mirrors in the bedroom.

Sheep are "ram tough".

A sheep won't think your cheap and tacky if you: send daisies instead of long-stemmed red roses, tip less than 20%, wear levis with a hole in the seat, or open beer bottles with your teeth.

Sheep don't mind if you leave the lights on.

Sheep don't mind doing it in the morning.

Sheep don't mind doing it in a pickup truck.

A sheep will never use the excuse that: she just did her nails, it's too hot, it's too cold, you'll wake up the kids, you'll wake the neighbors, she's too drunk to enjoy it, or she's not drunk enough to enjoy it.

A sheep will never leave you for a cucumber.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock,Little bo peep was sucking his cock,as soon as he came she started to weep,She knew by the taste he had been fucking her sheep.............Sheep
what I wanna know is when did everyong sneak these pics of me? was I busy with the lone sheep in the mask and did not see? I do not remember the last pic from Dan, it musta been a crown royal night and sheep shears lol HugKiss and big baaaa

Billy
Update:
We were fortunate enough to get this rare photo of Billy as a child, to better understand where this sheep fetish stims from. Here he is at age 5 wearing his pink poke a dot helmet at the local Sheep Rodeo. WARNING!!! This may be disturbing!
Stay tuned for further updates.

Interests:

Bonus Bunny
thinks the bunny was talking to the sheep and got skeered and ran off...oh thanks Billy dang :)Flower
Bang My Husband
I constantly make my husband make up stories about women he fucks at work and that is how I get off!
Erotica
We LOVE to read about first time same sex stories with LOTS of details so we can imagine being there or having it happen to us. We both like male male stories and girl girl stories so feel free to send us your TRUE story... Flower
Forbidden
Anyone wanting true stories of incest, and young girls, two different stories let me know, and be prepared to cum
Story Writing
Are there any storytellers here? Let's talk about what kinds of stories you like, what you've written - stories, poetry, etc. - and what you'd love to see online! Tell me a story... :)
Family
I could never do that ... but boy do i like reading the stories about it. Especially the brother and sister stories. The entire family doing it is just so hot!

Testimonials

deepthroatswallower
I'm going to post something in the place where I found success stories. We had a meeting last night, and I was quite satisfied. Wow! In less than 36 hours.