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Bang My Wife
I was out at a Country bar one evening with this married couple that I had met at this bar a few months ago. It was a normal night and not much was happening. The guy had went to the hroom and when he left, his wife whispered to me that he had given her permission to take me home with them and fuck me, if I was into that kind of thing. She said that he wasn't sure of what my reaction would be, so she was tasked with asking me. I said that I would be okay with it if her hubby was. When he came back, she went to the Restroom and we talked. I told him what she had said and that I was okay with it if he was. He smiled and said that he was totally cool with it. He confided that he was also submissive. We agreed to pay our tab and go to their house.

I was more excited then them because I am very closet "bi" and this was my opportunity to push the limits. Given my conversation with the husband, I had a feeling that I could get some cock myself if I played it right.

We got to their house and those two started kissing. I went over and started kissing his wife. After a while of heavy petting, she suggested we all go into the bedroom and get naked! One in the bedroom, I laid her on her back and started to lick her pussy and suck on her clit. She was soaked and I swear she must have came within seconds after my tongue was inserted in her snatch. After about 10 minutes of pussy eating, I told her husband to come over and taste how good she was. He dove right in! I then started to work on her tits and straddled her face to fuck her mouth. Her husband was still eating her out and watching me fuck his wife's face from behind. I then told him to stay at the foot of the bed and I slid down and stuck my cock inside her wet, warm snatch. I told her husband to stay on the floor at the foot of the bed and watch as I fucked his wife. That would be a hot view for him. After about 5 or 10 minutes of fucking her, I got off and slid to the foot of the bed and told her husband that I wanted him to taste how good his wife was. He started to slid up to eat her pussy but I stopped him and said that I wanted him to lick her juices off my cock. He hesitated for a moment, looked up at her, and receiving a wink from her, engulfed my cock with his mouth. After a few minutes of this, I stopped him so I could once again fuck his wife. As I was fucking her, he stood up on the bed and said that I was now going to taste how good he tasted, and stuck his cock in my mouth. I wanted to concentrate on blowing him, so we switched positions so I laid on my back, his wife on top fucking me, and he straddled my chest and was fucking my face.

It wasn't long before he was fucking my face hard and shooting a nice warm load of semen in my mouth! All along, his wife is riding my hard cock and having orgasm after orgasm. It wasn't long before I shot my load deep inside of her. Afterwards, we laid there for a few minutes. When I noticed that her husband was hard again. I told him that it was time he tasted my load. So, I made him go down on his wife and eat her snatch while I blew him again!

We all were satisfied many times that evening. I even watched him fuck his a wife that night and we both fucked her a few times.

We haven't done it again yet, but we still hang out at the same bar and I can tell they are still interested. That was two weeks ago so I am rushing it? lol
Men Getting Fucked By Women
THIS is my ultimate bisexual fantasy. I want to be sucking hubby's pussy wetted cock as his wife or her playmate fucks me in the ass with a strapon. PLEASE fuck me in the ass as lady as I suck your husband or BF's cock...PLEASE!
Cuckold
Mature couple looking for that one male who is interested in a long term sexual and loving relationship with my wife. We both want the man to gradually seduce my wife until she is totally his and I am just a friend to her, maybe even her girl friend. My mind will be stimulated along with the smell, sounds, sites and tastes of their lovemaking, while they are more involved in the more physical parts of lovemaking. I long to be a permanent cuckold to her.
M-M-F Threesome
Alright I am the female half of this couple. We have been with a few bi-males that we met on yahoo chats. This is what happen on one occasion. I chatted with this guy for awhile & we decided for him to come over. After I gave him directions to our home I got offline, took a shower, and had a stiff drink. My husband smoked some bud and took a shower. When the guy arrived I answered the door and showed him to the bedroom. I offered him a drink, he took it. We all sat and talked about what we wanted that evening.

The guys got undressed and began to give one another head . I was sitting in a lounge chair chilling, watching, getting wet and horny. They lick each other cock and sucked. Then my husband laid on his back and the guy put on a condom and slid into him. My husband was moaning and jerking off.

I was still drinking my drink while watching. My husband then ask me to get on the bed with them. Which I did. I moved over my husband face and sat down ( I wasn't wearing any panties ) he began to eat out, while the other guy started playing with my breast. My husband stop jerking off and said for me to move down more. So the other guy stopped fucking him and continued to play with my breast and he took off the condom he had on.

The guy guided my husband into my pussy and put on antoher condom then he slid inside my pussy and started to fuck me also. I moan ( kinda loudly ) to fuck me harder. They started going at me for all they were worth.

My husband told the guy to get the lube off of the nightstand and to take my ass. ( Every now and then I like it rough. Not always but, sometimes it can be fun. Plus, this was like our eleventh time doing this.)

He told the guy that after he put lots of lube inside my ass that he should rape that black ass. The dude ask if he was sure that was something that I would really be into. So, to prove the point my husband slapped me in the face and said that the other dude and him were going to use me like a whore and I was going to enjoy it.

I came all over his cock. Then the next thing I felt was the other guy slide into my ass slowly, kinda unsure. My husband said for me to tell dude to rape me. I looked over my shoulder and said " Fuck me like the dirty slut that I am! I am your fuck toy. Use me and abuse me!" that got him going!

He started slamming his cock into me. That night I got faced fucked twice
( thank goodness I don't have a gag reflex ) My husband fucked the guy in the ass while dude fucked me in the ass, there was alot of spanking going on, dude fucked my pussy hard while my husband force fed me his cock ( i like the feel of not being able to breath at times but, we usually only do this type of play when we are alone ) I deep throated dude while my husband fucked me in the ass, we fucked until they both couldn't go any longer.

Dude took a shower, got dressed and left. And then my husband ate me out again and I passed out.
I am the dominate one in the relationship in all other areas.
So, I love being submissive whenever we enter the bedroom.
And Rob takes full advantage of our playtime as well our sexual time alone!
Women Fucking Other Women's Husbands
Anyone want to fuck my husband while I watch?
Fucking Wife While Husband Fucks Me
If you are in the DFW area and want to fuck a tight ass while I fuck your wife's pussy, let me know; I am available, willing, and wanting.
Fucking Husband While Wife Watches
I would love to be watch by the wife as me and the husband play with each other
Wives Sharing Hubby's Dick With Men
Dirty old man in DFW area wants to help a wife with her husband's dick - and her clit, too.
Bang My Husband
id love to find some one to fuck my ass as i fuck my wife
Getting Caught
I have a long time fantasy of being caught fucking a woman by her husband and then having him fuck me in the ass as revenge........I get hard just thinking about it!
Women With Strap Ons
I love having a woman fuck me in the ass with her strap-on while her husband or boyfriend and I suck each other's cock.
If you live in Dallas, let me know if you like this scene as well.
Exhibitionism
I love to stroke my cock on a nude beach. My wife likes to lay on her back, feet together, knees wide apart, poussy shaved smooth, pink, and dripping. This always earns us a few stiff cocks which we suck to a creany finish. The lucky ones get to fuck my wife too. So hot
Licking Cock While Fucking Pussy
This is how I learned to be bi. I dated a couple in Mobile whose wife loved watching her husband suck my cock after I fucked her.

She was riding me as I was lying on my back and she pulled off my cock to sit on my face. As I was enjoying her wet pussy, I felt her husband put my cock in his mouth and ....Viola...I was hooked.

Soon I was licking his cock and balls and her clit as he fucked her.

Ladies, this DROVE HER WILD.

They had taught me what it's worth to enhance the pleasure of licking, sucking, and tasting a women who's wet.

Now I'm HOOKED and would love to share this wonderful expereince with the newly bicurious.
Men Bottoming For Women
I love to be a bottom by a woman having her fuck me deep in ass with a strap on it feels so good. One time my wife was fucking me with strap on and I cum like the little bitch that I am. She had hands tid up so I could not do anything like play with my self. And she just fuck for 2 or 3hr. I love it
Cum On Tits
Mmmm I luv when my lover cums all over my tits )
Then hv my my panty boy husband lick um clean then suck my lovers big cock hard again for me to fuck!!! Mmmmm soooo hot
Bisexual Men
Looking for a hot bi male to fuck my husband while I watch in the metro Detroit area. Average size is good but he dreams about getting fucked by someone with a huge cock...if you are interested send us a message.
Bang My Wife
I wanna fuck some dude's wife while he watches and then comes over and puts his cock up in there while I'm still in her.

Profiles:

Petite (5'4". 114 pds) Dom wife - bisexual who LOVES to see m/m activity and then play. Husband is short (5'4" bottom who is being trained to service men. Looking for men or couples that want to help. Fuck him and then fuck her or have him get you hard, fuck her and finish in his mouth. Would also love to send him to FF to service some single horny male (or travel or host) and then have them email me with a review of his performance with a punishment or reward based on how well he does. We are real and can voice verify.
I'm Johnnyissmall I am a big guy, think football lineman size. I may not be well endowed, but I make up for it with my tongue, my humor, and my willingness to participate in anything. Ask my wife about my tongue work, oh wait, nevermind don't--hehe. I want to have some fun getting ridden. I want to be taken by a man or a woman or whoever. I also want to have a woman ride me while I service a man and or while I take a man. I have fantasized many a time, but never did anything. My wife is afraid to fuck me, but I am not afraid to fuck myself. It just can be difficult so it hasn't happened in quite a long time. Can you make it happen???
Younger thirties guy interested in older men and women over 55. Would love a three way with an older daddy /grandpa and his wife. Or just one on one with an older man or woman would be great. Any older men out there want a younger guy to play with? Or any couples out there need a good hard cock to satisfy you and your wife's needs? I am very mature, clean, told I am good looking, safe and can be as discreet as you want. Lets play!
I'm a 38 yr old bbw Hispanic woman. I'm looking for either a mature woman to show me the ropes or a couple. I had my first threesome eons ago but didn't really play with the wife. I feel a bit cheated.
Adventurous, retired man with a sense of humor and lots of creativity. 61, 5' 9", 150, grey, above average, cut; vasectomy; hairy chest, legs and butt (as much as a 61 year old man can have a butt). HAPPILY Married grandfather. Wife knows but does not participate. We have no secrets, so I am not sneaking with this - and won't! I write this from a perspective that it is MTM, but I am not certain I would be comfortable without a woman being present - so please keep that in mind! My wife will use a strapon on me on occassion but having been a "pitcher" for 45 years I want to know what "catching" is all about with a live person! Have recently, with her assistance (no pun intended), started to explore the immense pleasure organ we men have that gets so sexually neglected - the prostate. I doubt that there is anything unique about my "desires", as over the years I have been honest enough to express these interests to other men and at least talk about them! I am honestly bisexual, as much as many gay men I have met over the years do not seem to be able to believe. I get totally different things from each sex. My conceptual turn on is to be "sexually used" by a man who can fuck me the way I have been fucking men and women for the last 40 years, and do it thoroughly. I love to make my lover moan, groan and grunt. I do not know of anything more erotic than making a hot hole gape wide open and watch my seed cum out of it - playing and sometimes eating it! I would especially like to eat cum out a woman while my ass is being used. I am not fem in any way. I am not muscular but am in pretty decent shape. I am attracted to the idea of a thickly hung (uncut - in the ideal world) man who knows what he is doing - who likes to kiss, play with and have his nipples played with - hug and like to make intense "love". I want to get so caught up in the action that I forget that we are men. But, for him to use me for his pleasure knowing that I am enjoying being used and getting off by the fact that this m/m sex is elicit for me as my lover is temporarily making me his pleasure bitch while his lady participates on whatever levels she chooses. In my fantasy I get fucked so well/completely that I cum without my cock being touched - that the sheer pounding of my ass and prostate massage is enough to milk my load out of me involuntarily. I want to be made love to - rimmed, fingered, toys in my ass, sucking my cock until he needs (and I need for him) to be deep inside me. I want my manpussy to Know it was used - to have the sense that I have at least temporarily satiated him. My turn ons, but not limited to, in no special order are: Intellectual conversation Red Heads Red Heads Van Patten, Harrison Ford, George Clooney and Anderson Cooper, A little extra around the waist but not a "tire" is sexy Did I mention Red Heads? Uncut cock (only seen & touched one in my life) HWP mature men (Over 45) mature man HWP mature women (Over 45) mature woman - small breasted Men in Suit and Tie/Women in Business attire Creampie and eating creampie Being with a bisexual couple Cum (don't know what the fascination is) a just used hole Nipple play ing Eating cum out of a hole I have just "used" I think getting fucked. beating off to movies of men on their stomachs or doggy being plowed Did I mention Red Heads?
I am a good person, who is energetic, outgoing and likes to have fun. I want a person who is the same way. I am looking to hook up with men, women and male/female couples. I am completely bisexual and love to do everything with a man and a woman. I like to suck cock/get sucked. I like to fuck/get fucked. I would love to get fucked with a strap on dick. I would love to have a full day fuck session. I love to eat pussy and when I fuck men I do it strictly bareback.
I'm 5'9", 175 lbs, nice smile, nice ass. I'm very oral, so I'd love to be on my knees with a wife as she takes care of her husband.
I a married man. and I just love sites like this. I enjoy the naughty and nasty chats with others who enjoy this as well. I find it quit the turn on showing off my " naughty, nasty and dirty " side for others. I have always liked getting naked for the camera. I also love taking slutty pics of my wife. and sending them, and sharing them with others. another thing I find a huge turn on. is geting pics sent back to me of my wife from someone who has photoshoped them. I also love to play with other cocks as well. I hope we can find the time to have some fun together.............. " YOUR SYBERSEX FUCK TOY SLUT " WYOCOCK . . . . . . . . .
bi-curious male, bisexual female. just lookin for some fun. my GF got me into wearin bra & panties when we fuck. now its the only way i can JO ) if we hit it off then we could get the wife to help us out MMMM .... its me (o)(o) lol & i luv men in panties mmmm would luv to see my man in his panties suckin a big cock )
bisexual couple, like to fuck r get fuck
57yo bisexual male. Interested in chatting/c2c/exchanging photos/possibly meeting with mature men, women and couples. Not interested in younger (under 35) unless they are attracted to/interested in mature.
Hot bi dude looking for some fun. I would say I am a bottom since I love to feel a hot cock inside me. I am really good at sucking dick. I love to please my partner. I love pussy too. to eat it, fuck it, play with it. Girls turn me on as much as men do. I am truly bisexual in that way. them both! I can be versatile. If my FWB wanted me to fuck him I would be happy to oblige.
Hi! I have been away from this site for a couple of years but now I'm back. I'm an older bi-male and enjoy company of both sexes. I'm looking for all that care to have fun with an older bi-man. Would like a couple (but not limited to) where the wife knows the husband is bi. I enjoy all things sexual that does not conflict with my partner(s) likes and dislikes.
****WE DON'T CAM****Please read our complete profile before emailing us! We don't want to waste your time or ours. You can not just have one person... we come together so if you just want only one of us you need to move on please...She will only play with a female and her mind will not be changed no matter how hard you try. She wants to watch. We Have become very good at figuring people out and that's why we are very cautious. We are y and fun. D&D free so protection is always a must... Shaved females only please (She has an issue with hair)...also if you are being dishonest about your lifestyle to a husband, wife or significant other please move on we consider that cheating no matter what the reasons. Please do not email us with stupid requests..."Can your wife "F" me with a strap on" or "Lets Screw" we don't know you at all so its not going to happen.... its a waste of our time and yours. Also if you only have "dick pics" (they are fun but say nothing about you) or pictures of half of a couple please move on that is a big red flag for us..... We are open and honest and to the point and we are both go with the flow kind of people. We love meeting new people and letting loose.
46 year old bi-curious male with Herpes, Better to be upfront about it and not waste the time of those who otherwise wouldn't have responded Divorced and have taken an extended break from dating/physical relations (over 3 1/2 years) Seems like a good time to explore my sexuality and see where that takes me. Not sure what else to write, as I am curious (as opposed to experienced) and don't know what my preferences are. *Edit, My preferences are to fuck and be fucked, suck and be sucked, and anything else that seems natural depending on the other party/parties involved. Unfortunately, Thanks to my cheating ex-wife who was so kind to bring me the gift of herpes has put a damper on my hopes of exploring my curiosities. But I will remain hopeful Thanks for taking the time to read
Im 6ft, 200, brown hair, hazel eyes, 6 inch hard cock! to completely satisfy a woman (love to eat pussy). Looking for fuck buddie(s) MMF/MFF, cyber/phone sex! Not looking for relationship, just discrete sex. Im considered attractive by women. Because I want to be discrete, I can only send pic upon request.... MEN: If you really like sucking and fucking hard cock and need to suck and fuck hard cock, fell freee to contact me! I love to be serviced by others
tall,thick and athletic,,bright and funny,ezon the eyes for a middle ages man with all my hair,,workout regularly,,,looking for a man that will lket me suck his cock,,and perhaps more,,he can suck me as well,,and i am curious about ass play,,thjis would be a first time experience,,i love women and love to eat pussy and fuck,,maybe have a hot woman fuck me in the ass while i suck her mans cock,,that would be hott,,,or just some women that like to play with a hot older man,,,i have never been with a man,,its a fantasy,,but women out there,,u wont be dissapoointed,,thnx

Forums:

14 next door neighbor was a 26 yr old navy wife and used me as a sex toy until her husband came home. he told me it was ok to fuck his wife while he was gone, but when he was home he wanted me also. so the first time I sucked his cock was while his wife watched and when he came in my mouth I took it all in. she had been training me to like cum. we had that relationship for 3 yrs.
Hi, I'm looking for nsa fun within my locality with anyone. I'm very easygoing and very broadminded...any suggestions welcome! I prefer to fuck rather than being fucked, but only slightly. I'd love to fuck either husband or wife while their partner watches and then joins in...but as I've said, any suggestions welcome!
Why is it so difficult to team up with a mature bi couple, I,ve only ever met one in this area, and it lasted a few years, and was very good, it felt great to have his cock sliding between my bum cheeks while I was in his wife, but alas no more, where are all the mature bi couples in northamptonshire
Yes, I love a cock in my ass. I really love it when I am eating pussy and her husband is giving me a good ass fuck. I have also had a wife do me with a strap-on while I sucked her husband. I like to slide my cock up an ass as well. I think it is nice when you can give and get both.
yeah my wife picks mine
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities.

A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.

Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.

"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.

"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"

"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.


Be Happy
D i c k
Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual.
Mwc in our forties seek clean, sane, and ddfree bi male for oral/more? With husband only while wife watches. She will be fully clothed, and only participating with me until she feels comfortable. Could eventually lead to all sorts of fun for the right guy. Meet in hotel. Please be older and mature. Big cocks(hoping she'll share) a ++. be shaved or trimmed.
one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
and single bi mature woman that are into couples. all that is oral from kissing to 69 love to fuck hot guy and lady or watch her get fuck and him suck me off or reverse rolls. Would like this to be regular thing.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
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What did the Dracula say to his teacher?
See you next Period!

Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
In a blood bank.

How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
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A little kid walks into a city bus for a Halloween night and sits right

behind the driver and starts yelling: ''If my dad was a ghost and my
mom a ghost, I'd be a little ghost.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with:
''If my dad was an dracula and my mom a dracula, I would be a little
dracula.''
The kid goes on with a devil, witch, demon until the bus driver gets
angry and yells at the kid:
''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says: ''I would be a bus driver!''
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One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most
adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the
biggest blue eyes.

She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The
woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"

The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!"

The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her
husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go
ahead honey say it just one more time."

Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"

The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just
the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat
Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the
little girl's Treat Bag.

The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman
and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my fucking
cookies!"
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A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in
a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the
store and get costumes for them to wear.

When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and
there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband
yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard
of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else
I can wear."

The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume
and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes
to the bedroom and there, laid out on the bed, is a man
costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you
doing? Have you ever heard of a black man? Take this back
and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"

The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the
husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed
are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the
second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2x4 The
husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"

The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the
three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino.
If you don't like that idea, you can put the white belt on
and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT idea, you can
shove the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!"
We are hoping to find another couple (bi or bicurious) that would ALSO desire to try same-sex play. Husband with husband, and wife with wife. No swap.

My wife wants to do everything w/ a woman... kissing, touching, oral, etc.
I want to have a lot of cock-play... touching, stroking, sucking, etc... make it cum. No kissing nor anything anal.

We know this is restrictive for most - we get it - but we also need to be true to OUR desires. This is what we're looking for. Just putting it out there.
He looks like he is trainable, but he needs work on taking the whole cock. wife must masturbate while husband gets fucked than she must clean my cock with her mouth. Husband I have a butt plug you will wear when I am not there because I am out with your wife fuking
Dear Morgana
I hope this finds you in the best of health and spirits.
I am a married man, 49, 5'6 155lbs, COPPER BROWN
compelexion, in search of a mature, happy, loving woman or a
couple for deep sexual exploration and friendship. I
live in Tucson. I am bi-curious, but this certainly not necessary to indulge in.
My wife is NOT aware of
my desires. I am highly educated, well established
professionally, sincere in my
search, generally happy and good natured and very very
playful. I so deeply want to play with a mature lady or a couple. If
this interests you in any way, please respond.
If me being married and not telling my wife offends
you, I'll undertand, but unfortunately, it must be
that way.

A favor of a reply is greatly appreciated.
Thank you.
Sam
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'pussycat.'

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's' pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

Be Happy
D i c k
Wife wants to see husband receive anal sex from another man. Husband also wants to see wife pleasured too.
I would love to suck your dick and you can be the first to explode in my mouth. I want you to fuck my wife and then fuck me. I play both top and bottom. I am so hard, time to wake up my wife for some play.

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