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Bang My Wife
I was out at a Country bar one evening with this married couple that I had met at this bar a few months ago. It was a normal night and not much was happening. The guy had went to the hroom and when he left, his wife whispered to me that he had given her permission to take me home with them and fuck me, if I was into that kind of thing. She said that he wasn't sure of what my reaction would be, so she was tasked with asking me. I said that I would be okay with it if her hubby was. When he came back, she went to the Restroom and we talked. I told him what she had said and that I was okay with it if he was. He smiled and said that he was totally cool with it. He confided that he was also submissive. We agreed to pay our tab and go to their house.

I was more excited then them because I am very closet "bi" and this was my opportunity to push the limits. Given my conversation with the husband, I had a feeling that I could get some cock myself if I played it right.

We got to their house and those two started kissing. I went over and started kissing his wife. After a while of heavy petting, she suggested we all go into the bedroom and get naked! One in the bedroom, I laid her on her back and started to lick her pussy and suck on her clit. She was soaked and I swear she must have came within seconds after my tongue was inserted in her snatch. After about 10 minutes of pussy eating, I told her husband to come over and taste how good she was. He dove right in! I then started to work on her tits and straddled her face to fuck her mouth. Her husband was still eating her out and watching me fuck his wife's face from behind. I then told him to stay at the foot of the bed and I slid down and stuck my cock inside her wet, warm snatch. I told her husband to stay on the floor at the foot of the bed and watch as I fucked his wife. That would be a hot view for him. After about 5 or 10 minutes of fucking her, I got off and slid to the foot of the bed and told her husband that I wanted him to taste how good his wife was. He started to slid up to eat her pussy but I stopped him and said that I wanted him to lick her juices off my cock. He hesitated for a moment, looked up at her, and receiving a wink from her, engulfed my cock with his mouth. After a few minutes of this, I stopped him so I could once again fuck his wife. As I was fucking her, he stood up on the bed and said that I was now going to taste how good he tasted, and stuck his cock in my mouth. I wanted to concentrate on blowing him, so we switched positions so I laid on my back, his wife on top fucking me, and he straddled my chest and was fucking my face.

It wasn't long before he was fucking my face hard and shooting a nice warm load of semen in my mouth! All along, his wife is riding my hard cock and having orgasm after orgasm. It wasn't long before I shot my load deep inside of her. Afterwards, we laid there for a few minutes. When I noticed that her husband was hard again. I told him that it was time he tasted my load. So, I made him go down on his wife and eat her snatch while I blew him again!

We all were satisfied many times that evening. I even watched him fuck his a wife that night and we both fucked her a few times.

We haven't done it again yet, but we still hang out at the same bar and I can tell they are still interested. That was two weeks ago so I am rushing it? lol
Men Sucking Men's Dicks
I would really like to suck a mans cock while his wife/girl friend joins in. What a turn on.
Fucking Wife While Husband Watches
Would enjoy pleasing a man`s wife while he watches or joins in.
I am in Bloomington, Indiana.
You can take pics or vids if you want so as to remember the moment.
Couples Searching For Bi Males
Bi-male in S. Fl. looking for a bi-couple for friendship and more. s to suck cock while wife/gf watches or joins in. Anybody interested give me a shout back
Men Sucking Dick While Woman Watch
This is my whole thing right here! I want to suck a man's cock while his wife watches. After a while she joins me. I have never even touched another guy's dick, but I've thought about this a lot over the past couple of years! I'm ready.
Suck My Husbands Cock
this is my ultimate fantasy. would love to suck a guy off while his wife/gf watches or joins in. Anyone in S. Fl. that would like to have this happen get back to me and we can arrange for it to happen.
Cuck Pregnancy
I Just Had To See What In The Hell This Topic Might Mean????? But It Doesn't Appear Anyone Else Knows OR They Do & Wouldn't Be Cought Dead HERE!!!

Will Somebody Tell Me Where I Am & If I Should I Get The Hell OUT OF HERE Before Anybody ches Me In Here..........
Dogging
Isn't It Amazing How Many ?"Interests"? Get On Here That NOBODY Can Tell Ya What They Mean????? Seems Someone Should Tell US Something About Before or At Least As That ?"Interest"? Is Added To The List?????

Is Dogging A Good Thing? OR Should I Quickly Remove MY Name Before Somebody ches ME Here & Forever Tags ME As A "Dogger" ? ?
Fucking Husband While Wife Watches
I would love to be watch by the wife as me and the husband play with each other
Wives Sharing Hubby's Dick With Men
Dirty old man in DFW area wants to help a wife with her husband's dick - and her clit, too.
Getting Caught
I have a long time fantasy of being caught fucking a woman by her husband and then having him fuck me in the ass as revenge........I get hard just thinking about it!
Water Sports
One of the hottest things I've done a few times is to be fucking a woman and have her husband piss on us. Also love eating her pussy after he has pissed on it. FUN!!!
Anal Sex With Men And Women
The best is being fucked by a guy while you're fucking his wife.
Women Teaching Men How To Suck Cock
Would like to find a couple in the Detroit Mi area. How about the wife sucking my cock while I suck the husband, mimicking her every move? The best way to learn is through doing and experience is the best teacher, right?
Licking Cock While Fucking Pussy
This is how I learned to be bi. I dated a couple in Mobile whose wife loved watching her husband suck my cock after I fucked her.

She was riding me as I was lying on my back and she pulled off my cock to sit on my face. As I was enjoying her wet pussy, I felt her husband put my cock in his mouth and ....Viola...I was hooked.

Soon I was licking his cock and balls and her clit as he fucked her.

Ladies, this DROVE HER WILD.

They had taught me what it's worth to enhance the pleasure of licking, sucking, and tasting a women who's wet.

Now I'm HOOKED and would love to share this wonderful expereince with the newly bicurious.
Men Licking Pussy While She Is Getting Fucked
This is how I became bi

I was dating an incredible couple in Mobile (for over 3 years till they moved to Miami) and she asked me to lick her pussy while her husband was fucking her.

I had already fucked her and cum on her face with him watching and we had done so many other things together, dp, 69, so many s combo's I still dream about it.

When I started licking her clit with his cock right above my forehead, I could see his cock sliding into her pussy and it drove me wild as well.

The way she trembled was amazing.

We fucked for over 3 hours that day and this was how it began.

I'm telling you....providing a visual during a fucking makes the fucking more exciting.

And the way she moaned could have been a porn Emmy.

Helping people have "memorable sex" is what makes me seek all this again.

Men - lick her pussy.

Ladies - lick her.

EVERYONE should try this if they think they like sex....."you ain't seen nuth-in yet" till you've seen a woman tremble with this kind of orgasm.
M-M-F Threesome
Alright I am the female half of this couple. We have been with a few bi-males that we met on yahoo chats. This is what happen on one occasion. I chatted with this guy for awhile & we decided for him to come over. After I gave him directions to our home I got offline, took a shower, and had a stiff drink. My husband smoked some bud and took a shower. When the guy arrived I answered the door and showed him to the bedroom. I offered him a drink, he took it. We all sat and talked about what we wanted that evening.

The guys got undressed and began to give one another head . I was sitting in a lounge chair chilling, watching, getting wet and horny. They lick each other cock and sucked. Then my husband laid on his back and the guy put on a condom and slid into him. My husband was moaning and jerking off.

I was still drinking my drink while watching. My husband then ask me to get on the bed with them. Which I did. I moved over my husband face and sat down ( I wasn't wearing any panties ) he began to eat out, while the other guy started playing with my breast. My husband stop jerking off and said for me to move down more. So the other guy stopped fucking him and continued to play with my breast and he took off the condom he had on.

The guy guided my husband into my pussy and put on antoher condom then he slid inside my pussy and started to fuck me also. I moan ( kinda loudly ) to fuck me harder. They started going at me for all they were worth.

My husband told the guy to get the lube off of the nightstand and to take my ass. ( Every now and then I like it rough. Not always but, sometimes it can be fun. Plus, this was like our eleventh time doing this.)

He told the guy that after he put lots of lube inside my ass that he should rape that black ass. The dude ask if he was sure that was something that I would really be into. So, to prove the point my husband slapped me in the face and said that the other dude and him were going to use me like a whore and I was going to enjoy it.

I came all over his cock. Then the next thing I felt was the other guy slide into my ass slowly, kinda unsure. My husband said for me to tell dude to rape me. I looked over my shoulder and said " Fuck me like the dirty slut that I am! I am your fuck toy. Use me and abuse me!" that got him going!

He started slamming his cock into me. That night I got faced fucked twice
( thank goodness I don't have a gag reflex ) My husband fucked the guy in the ass while dude fucked me in the ass, there was alot of spanking going on, dude fucked my pussy hard while my husband force fed me his cock ( i like the feel of not being able to breath at times but, we usually only do this type of play when we are alone ) I deep throated dude while my husband fucked me in the ass, we fucked until they both couldn't go any longer.

Dude took a shower, got dressed and left. And then my husband ate me out again and I passed out.
I am the dominate one in the relationship in all other areas.
So, I love being submissive whenever we enter the bedroom.
And Rob takes full advantage of our playtime as well our sexual time alone!

Profiles:

I shared my wife with another man for over 20 years. During most of that time, I was a submissive cleanup boy and helper during their sessions. I came to enjoy this role very much and learned to love sucking his cock and cleaning up the mess he left in my wife's cunt. Though we are still happily married my wife doesn't entertain him any longer and won't consider anyone new. I would like to meet a couple who would like my oral services or a man who would like his cock serviced on a regular basis. I also have videos of my wife sucking and fucking and me helping to share with you.
Married for 14 years, our kids are grown and on their own and now its our time. Wife 47 husband 41. We are very sexual and very comfortable. Wife is very out going, husband is a little reserved until he gets to know you. We have had a few encounters together with couples, females and straight males we both have had experiences before we were together. We would like to meet couples to have fun with, straight or bisexual, would like to meet a bisexual male in relationship or single to introduce husband all the way to the experience. thank you
My wife and I are sexually active and are looking for a female to join in. We don't have any experience in this matter, but the way she's spewing out details, who ever joins in is going to have an orgasmic time. Guaranteed foreplay! Contact me if you're interested.
Im a Bi-male that is quite good looking, so i have been told. I have reddish brown hair, blue eyes, 6ft.-3, 220lbs, and a blonde-gray mustache. I am also very clean and discreet. Would like to find a Bi-couple where the male is bi. and the wife joins in. If you are out there,look me up. Also looking for bi males in my area. Must be cut and clean. love giving oral to completion
35 yo bi wm, loves to stroke and go down on other guys while a woman watches and gets off the joins in. Prefer well hung and thick.
An older man who's into oral sex and doesn't mind a male lovers wife or a female lovers husband being there. Sometimes they want me to work on THEM!
Hi! I have been away from this site for a couple of years but now I'm back. I'm an older bi-male and enjoy company of both sexes. I'm looking for all that care to have fun with an older bi-man. Would like a couple (but not limited to) where the wife knows the husband is bi. I enjoy all things sexual that does not conflict with my partner(s) likes and dislikes.
****WE DON'T CAM****Please read our complete profile before emailing us! We don't want to waste your time or ours. You can not just have one person... we come together so if you just want only one of us you need to move on please...She will only play with a female and her mind will not be changed no matter how hard you try. She wants to watch. We Have become very good at figuring people out and that's why we are very cautious. We are y and fun. D&D free so protection is always a must... Shaved females only please (She has an issue with hair)...also if you are being dishonest about your lifestyle to a husband, wife or significant other please move on we consider that cheating no matter what the reasons. Please do not email us with stupid requests..."Can your wife "F" me with a strap on" or "Lets Screw" we don't know you at all so its not going to happen.... its a waste of our time and yours. Also if you only have "dick pics" (they are fun but say nothing about you) or pictures of half of a couple please move on that is a big red flag for us..... We are open and honest and to the point and we are both go with the flow kind of people. We love meeting new people and letting loose.
40yo mwm that is bisexual and out to wife only. 5'10" 200 # looking for other bi men for myself and possible 3 somes or moresomes with my wife as well but only if we really hit it off well. im masculine, but like to ocasionally wear panties, im an avid outdoorsman. really looking for someone that i can be with in and out of bed. what to know more??? just ask! ***********UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!!!: a relationship with an older woman that my wife and i just loved has come to an end due to her getting married and we would love to find a wonderful woman or couple to help fill the void.
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We are both dirty blondes depending on the amount of time in the sun. I have green eyes, my husband has blue. I am built like a gymnast and my husband is a wiry athletic build. We are both very healthy and love sports as well as sex. We are happily married but as you all know it is difficult for couples to maintain the same sexual desire all the time. I love sex and prefer vaginal missionary with some variations. I am multi orgasmic and nothing else seems to hit the spot like the aforementioned plus once I orgasm about the 5th time I am good to go for a few weeks. My husband desires sex more often and would love to have a lot more variety so I am exploring our options. I have added some anal play and we are going from there. I am interested in learning about anal play for my husband. I have a lot to learn and need help getting there. I want to find ways to help him find pleasure without needing intercourse and oral with me all the time. Anal play on him seems to be the best option based on the research I have discovered as to how good it can feel for men. I would like to find a progression from the beginning to bring him to orgasms even teach him to pleasure himself for additional sexual time. Do you have any such material, direction, or guidance? What steps do I take? How quickly does one progress in this situation, how does one encourage their husband to explore themself? How can I add variety of play to this? What are my options?
Hello everyone! We are a happily married, extremely sensual/sexual, easy going and very down to earth couple, looking to meet other friendly, open minded couples for friendship and fun. We are looking to make new friends and have new adventures with other couples. We are a Full Swap Couple same room or separate room. No Pressure, We go with the flow. Both clean shaven. Please leave all Drama at the door. We just want fun!!! 100% clean and expect you to be DD Free also. Plz be Non smoking during play. We are pretty much open to all activities, but can discuss when we chat/meet. Let us know your interests and boundaries etc. We love most everything, but if you enjoy performing oral, let us know because she LOVES that! Of course we both love fucking too!!! We both love all types of people and body shapes of all sizes. Ohhh, wife would love to receive a sensual/sexual full body massage. Just be down to earth, regular, happy, positive attitude couple that really enjoy pleasing others as well as being pleased Looks do not matter, it's our chemistry! We LOVE being invited to private group parties & fun get togethers. Must appreciate a busty BBW (40H)
i am a cuckold wannabe and also want to suck the cock that fucks my wife. wife does not have to be present for me to suck a cock
Younger thirties guy interested in older men and women over 55. Would love a three way with an older daddy /grandpa and his wife. Or just one on one with an older man or woman would be great. Any older men out there want a younger guy to play with? Or any couples out there need a good hard cock to satisfy you and your wife's needs? I am very mature, clean, told I am good looking, safe and can be as discreet as you want. Lets play!
I am a married man looking for a man to develop a relationship with. I am bisexual and would like to meet another guy. My wife is into watching me and another guy get it on and hopes I can find a guy to develop a relationship with. She is also open to perhaps sharing in the experience with me if the situation was ideal. We are professionals and have a diverse array of interests and friends. I am looking for a down to earth guy who is serious about fostering a friendship with me and is willing to go slow to eventually incorporate my wife. I would not be interested in one night stand types. We enjoy going out and like many forms of entertainment. We are down to earth people who are discret and completely disease free. We would like only the same to reply.
to suck cocks and love to eat pussy. By that, I mean that I am bisexual and it is the right of any individual to be that way. I am not gay, but enjoy some behaviors that some would consider "gay". Note that I thoroughly enjoy licking the kitty which to me ranks equal to fucking. Then again, I enjoy gaging on a thick cock. We are all the same yet we are all different.

Forums:

Have always wanted to meet a man and his wife.They lay me on my back she lifts my legs up and fucks my ass with her strappon while her husband is on his knees above my head watching his wife fucking me in the ass while he is fucking my mouth.any race,or legal age.please im in dfw area
Im 4yrs married to a lovely woman...problem is I've be fucking my wife's ex husband (and his new wife) for about 3 yrs. To be honest I cant get enough of that big ass dick of his.
We are a fun married couple looking to heat things up. We are both 27, clean and disease free, and laid back.

We are looking for either a guy who would not mind getting freaky with the hubby wile the wife watches and possibly joins in, or a girl that wants to get freaky with the wife while the hubby watches and possibly joins in on some oral pleasure.

Any questions, please ask!
Hi, I'm looking for nsa fun within my locality with anyone. I'm very easygoing and very broadminded...any suggestions welcome! I prefer to fuck rather than being fucked, but only slightly. I'd love to fuck either husband or wife while their partner watches and then joins in...but as I've said, any suggestions welcome!
Maybe I should change my profile. I stated there that snowballing is out of the question for me however, that is assuming sex with strangers. I still think swapping cum around puts a person at risk for an STD, but in a polyamory relationship anything goes with me. If I can be sure that the woman in a triad is only having sex with her husband and her husband is only having sex with her and me then it's ok. If we were actually living together I can easily see myself eating a cream pie and sharing it with another member of the household or any combination of swapping it around. Hell, I don't even know if I can make another man cum in my mouth. If any wives out there would like to show me how to satisfy there husband I'm all ears (and mouth, tongue, fingers, etc.). LOL At this point I'm not interested in fucking or getting on with anyone's wife. It would be nice if she joined in, but just sucking cock with the guy's wife or significant other present would do for me. Too many chefs spoil the broth as far as I'm concerned. I spit and don't swallow....where I spit is up to whom I'm with.
Women with a strapon is a very erotic experience, I've had a few use one on me (7" is a nice size), often the wife of couples I have seen, either I bring one along that I have for just such an opportunity, or they already have one. Most of the women even have orgasms while using the strapon, just getting off from the sensations of the strap between thier legs, and the thought of fucking a man. The best part is that they all have been very attentive, sensual fucks - they want to make sure thier partner gets the pleasure he is expecting. Probably the most erotic experience I have had (and shared) was fucking a husband while the wife fucked me - we all had some very intense orgasms from that one!!!!! BTW, if there are any fems in NJ - both myself and my strapon are ready!!!!!
The reason I was having the same problem was because I subconsciously was needing to get a better orgasm from fucking my wife- therefore I was denying the b/j squirt in favor of fucking my wife.
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities.

A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.

Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.

"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.

"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"

"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.


Be Happy
D i c k
We like to play with cpls who like to eat cream pies.We will play in the same bed. He is fucking with my wife and i'm fucking with his wife.Whem we cum i will lick and suck his cock cleam and he will do the same to me. He will then suck his wife pussy and i suck my wife pussy.BI. guys try it you will like it.BI>.
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know....they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know....there' s swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, head? Drink your fucking beer in your frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are MARRIED now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?"

..........and, they lived happily ever after.

Now, isn't that a sweet story?!!


Be Happy
D i c k
Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual.

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know....they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know....there' s swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, head? Drink your fucking beer in your frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are MARRIED now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?"

..........and, they lived happily ever after.

Now, isn't that a sweet story?!!

Now YOU Have A Happy Weekend
D i c k

To All
one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
A middle-aged man returns home from a business trip a day early, concerned that his wife may be having an affair. Hes riding in a taxi at about 2:00 in the morning back towards his house, when he explains his situation to the taxi driver.

Its after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.

He explains to the cabbie that he suspects his wife is sleeping around on him, and offers the him $50 if he would be a witness to the affair, if he could catch her in bed with him. By the time they reach his house, the cabbie agrees.

They park a few doors down and, quietly, sneak into the front door and up the stairs. Then, with a burst of speed, the husband flicks on the bedroom lights and rips the blanket off the bed and there his wife lies in bed with another man!

Out of his coat pocket, the visibly distraught husband pulls out a gun and puts it to the mans head. Just then, his wife yells Dont do it! I lied when I told you I inherited all that money!

- HE paid for the Mercedes I gave you.

- HE paid for our new cabin in the mountains.

- HE paid for your Atlanta Braves season tickets.

- HE paid for our our lakehouse and boat.

- HE paid for your country club membership,
and and HE even pays the monthly dues!

Shaking his head, unsure of whether to pull the trigger,
he looks over at the taxi driver and asks What should I do?

The taxi driver replies, Id cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold.


Be Happy
D i c k
hi Im looking for someone to experiment with as my husband joins in. we are disease and drug free and for a bonus he had a vasectomy anyone interested.
Check our profile for our info. We're looking for an attractive bi-female or bi-curious female to join us in our first threesome. Right now it is just going to be my wife and you, licking it up and having a good time while I watch. That could change in the future, all up to my wife and the lucky lady that joins us.
These always give me a little chuckle, so I thought I would share. Hope they bring a to you.
CHINESE PROVERBS:
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes, get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find himself in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib,but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell,bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowed elevator smell different to midget.

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