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Curvy, Busty, Yummy Mummy. Looking for people that like to have fun!
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THE HEART ATTACK



A blond gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming
from the bedroom.

She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.

'What's up?' she asks...


'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband..

The blond rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's
dialing, her four-year-old son comes up

And says , "Mummy Mummy Auntie Shirley is hiding in the
wardrobe & she has no clothes on"


The blond slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband..

Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister , totally naked and cowering on the floor.

' You rotten Bitch', she screams.

'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around
naked playing hide and seek with the kids
Calories Burned During Sex
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight
Look how many calories you can burn:
* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her agreement - 12 cal
Without her agreement - 187 cal

* TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands - 8 cal
With one hand - 12 cal
With one hand being slapped - 37 cal
With the mouth - 85 cal

* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection - 6 cal
Without erection - 315 cal

* PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris - 8 cal
Trying to find G spot - 92 cal
Without caring at all - 0 cal

* WHEN DOING IT
Holding her up - 12 cal
Just on the floor - 8 cal

* POSITIONS
Daddy-mummy - 12 cal
69 laying - 8 cal
69 standing up - 112 cal
Trolley - 216 cal
Italian chandelier - 912 cal

* HAVING AN ORGASM
Real - 112 cal
Fake - 315 cal

* POST ORGASM
Staying in bed - 8 cal
Jumping off the bed - 36 cal
Explaining why you jumped off the bed -816 cal

* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
Between 16 and 19 years of age -12 cal
from 20 to 29 - 36 cal
from 30 to 39 - 108 cal
from 40 to 49 - 324 cal
from 50 to 59 - 972 cal
over 60 - 2916 cal

* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
Quietly - 32 cal
Being in a hurry - 98 cal
With her husband opening the door- 218 cal

Interests:

Ancient Egypt
I want a Mummy
Ancient Egypt
You probably need a mummy not a daddy;)
Safety Words
I guess my safety words would be Sorry mummy! !
Archaeology
Well I Love this because of watching Indiana Jones and just seeing when people discover a mummy or a dinasour that has never been thought of yet. It is just amazing to learn about the pastof the earth and where we came from. IconU4DragonIconLRWolf

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hissexybitch
You guys are doing an awesome job with this site. What a great concept! Hope to chat sometime!