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Muscle Woman Grabbing Mans Nude Testicles

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I am open to trying anything as long as both are ok with it I just can’t get enough sex My fantasy is to be in a threesome and while some one is mounting me the other one Is giving me head and just as I come they reach down And slices off myI like testicles I like my my testicles tortured so I am in to CBT
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i am regular guy. but here lately i have been fantasizing about touching another mans penus . i would rather it be with a woman to start with. i wouldnt even mind if we became friends. i get off on seeing a threesome especially when the man and woman are sucking the other mans dick. i dont want to have anal sex but i am curios about holding it in my hand or maybe even sucking it. i have even got hard talking about it
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A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah, right," she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed.

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and carefully ties it around her husbands testicles. Amaziingly,it also works on him. The woman sleeps soundly.

The next morning, the husband wakes up hung over. He stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to the dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "Boy, I don't remember where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place.
Eldery lady enters bank with bag full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always
right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to
deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000." The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000! That your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly," replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my
testicles are not square."

"Done," the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money
involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."

"No problem," said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them
this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was
positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and
reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the
president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000
bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made
the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants,
etc., so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the
president if she could touch them. "Of course," said the president.
"Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president
noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the
morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank
of Canada!"
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
very, very closely......

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

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She was great! Unfortunately she moved away. Recently, I met a guy at a hotel and we watched woman of all ages flex their huge muscles. He was also into muscle woman! The plan was to just jerk off, but as his cock grew bigger
I got weak in the knees!. I went down on him and swallowed three loads over the course of our stay (daytime). We would meet a couple of times a month. It was great! He also moved out of state so I'm looking for another guy who might enjoy this type of meeting. No reciprocation necessary, but never refused! Someone must love muscle women and want a blowjob!!
I keep having a reoccurring day dream. I am a male cross dresser that has not gotten together with another man. I did as a young boy but I feel that’s a bit different. Anyways... I don’t find a man attractive. I just can’t imagine it but I find a mans body extremely attractive. But lately my day dreams, thoughts fantasies etc have been me walking down a hall way. It’s super dark and a man passes me. The hallway isn’t big enough so we have to face each other to squeeze by. Our bodies rub together a little and I find myself immediately grabbing him and shoving my tongue down his throat and grabbing his cock, unzipping his pants while I’m kissing him. We end up naked and our chests are rubbing together, both have super hard cocks and I leave his mouth to slowly slip down sucking how nipples and finally getting to my knees taking his whole cock inside my mouth. After he cums and I clean it all up, we just keep walking like nothing happened.

Why can’t that happen?

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