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Sucking Dick At Highway Rest Areas
Got my first rest stop trucker last week!!!!
In central Indiana on my way to Chicago, pulled over to rest, had been a long afternoon. I was stretching my legs walking around the big rigs when he stepped out and asked how i was doing... Big bear of a guy making small talk I asked about the trucks, what it was like out on the road long hours etc, then I asked what the sleeping compartment was like.... he asked me if I'd like to see it. No pretense or hesitation he came on very strong.... soon I was sucking a really nice big cock. We traded oral back and forth for a bit and he started eating my ass after which he said he wanted to fuck me... He did. God that was fun.
Eat Pussy With Cock In It
One of my first bisexual experiences involved this scenario. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find another couple to play with since...but what memories

I was close to this couple and the male and I had a few M2M experiences. One night he confided in me that he always wanted to receive oral while fucking his hot little wife. He wasn't sure how to make it happen since his wife didn't know that he was bi and he wasn't sure that he wanted another man to be with his wife. I suggested that we go to his house Saturday night after Happy Hour and suggested to him that we all get a good buzz on and see what happened.

Saturday came and we all got drunk at Happy Hour and continued to drink some good wine and smoked a joint or two. Previous to that night, I had it planned that if he would leave the room, then come back naked, I would take it from there. Dave left the room and came in stark naked with a hard on. His wife was taken back a bit and asked what was going on. I told her that I always fantasized about seeing those to fuck and just wanted to watch. Dave sat on the couch and it wasn't in no time that Brenda was bottomless and straddling Dave with her back facing his face. I got an excellent view of her shaved pussy and his hard cock. I suggest that he insert it into her and that she ride it. She started to do that and then I slowly went over and started to lick her clit while he was inside her. At first, she was startled, but she kept riding him and enjoying me licking her clit and trying to sneak a lick on his shaft. She had one or two orgasms and asked me to stop sucking on her clit for a few minutes as she rode him. I then worked my way down to his balls. I started to gently lick them and suck on his nut sack, because she was sensitive. I then begin to lick his balls and suck on his ball sack. I then worked my way to the base of the shaft and started to lick that. It wasn't long before Brenda came again, but Dave was only pre-cuming at that point. After Brenda came, I had her stay straddled on his lap but pulled out his 8 inch cock and began to suck on it. It wasn't long before he was shooting his hot wad in the back of my throat! I milked him dry as he grew semi- soft.

By this time, Brenda was hot again by watching her man shoot in my mouth. She wanted me to go down on her, and I looked to Dave for approval. Dave indicated that it was okay so I started to lick Brenda's clit and gently suck on the clit. The next thing I knew, Dave was behind me and gently rubbing his cock against my ass. I could hear him open up the lube and hear the lube being applied. Dave then inserted his cock inside my virgin ass (only a dildo was up there previously) slowly and then grabbed my hips and eventually started to fuck me hard. All of this while I am bringing his hot little wife to orgasm. Dave soon came in my ass and I was rock hard. He gave me permission to fuck his wife....so I did via doggie style. I was cumming in a matter of minutes! After that night, we pretended it never happened in front of his wife, but Dave and I still did the M2M thing and now added anal sex. It seems that he was fulfilling a fantasy of mine that night as well, that I forgot I mentioned to him! (and they say men don't pay attention....lol)
Men Sucking Dick With Women Participating
ive been lucky enough to be aprt of 3 cpls one cpl asked if they could both suck me at one time ..it started that way until he raised my leg for tongue to slide over my ass..and then in it ..of course i re-payed the rimming another cpl was sucking a guy when i asked of i could help ..she agreed moved to my cock and he and i sucked the guy it was great
Fucking Wife While Husband Fucks Me
If you are in the DFW area and want to fuck a tight ass while I fuck your wife's pussy, let me know; I am available, willing, and wanting.
Men Eating There Own Cum
I did it for a GF of mine one time and she went wild. She didn't know I was bi at the time and asked me if I would like to do it for a friend of hers and I said I would if I could fuck her. I fucked her and she wanted me to eat my creampie out of her while her GF ate her wow love to meet some couples for MMF fun. Any offers in Greensburg PA?
Bang My Husband
id love to find some one to fuck my ass as i fuck my wife
Exhibitionism
I love to stroke my cock on a nude beach. My wife likes to lay on her back, feet together, knees wide apart, poussy shaved smooth, pink, and dripping. This always earns us a few stiff cocks which we suck to a creany finish. The lucky ones get to fuck my wife too. So hot
Family
I've always wanted to have sex with my sister, but I don't think she feels the same way.
2 Cocks In 1 Pussy
That's what I asked when a guy told me he did DP in one of his partner's pussy. I was shocked. My gawd, I could barely fit one in LOL, let alone 2 cocks LOL Thick is hard for me, although it could have just been I wasn't really turned on when I had huge problems with one very thick (not long) cock years ago.

So I asked him, how did it feel to be with another man's cock side by side. He wasn't really descriptive about the feeling, so if you have felt this before & you have a great description for me, please send it to me.

Thanks
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I love to be a bottom by a woman having her fuck me deep in ass with a strap on it feels so good. One time my wife was fucking me with strap on and I cum like the little bitch that I am. She had hands tid up so I could not do anything like play with my self. And she just fuck for 2 or 3hr. I love it
M-M-M Threesomes
I had an unforgettable experience a few years back that I wish would happen again! I went to the boat show to buy a new boat and met an old friend there who now sold boats for a living. In my younger days we use to connect and orally satisfy each other, but lost track of each other over the years. After I went to settlement on the boat, Kurt suggested that I come over and drink some beers and cook some steaks on the grill at his place, as a thank you for buying the boat. His wife was out of town and he had the house to himself, and he was hoping that we could maybe service each other if I was still into it. I said sure and we set a date. That night arrived, and it wasn't long before my mouth was being stretched by his 7" thick tool. I had his cock in my mouth, and a little while into sucking him, I thought I heard something, When I looked up, I saw a male standing there just staring at us. Being bi and discrete, I lunged for my clothes. This guy left the room abruptly. I asked Kurt who this guy was and Kurt said that he was his friend Mike and he usually stopped over unannounced. I was embarrassed getting caught so I asked Kurt to go see if he was okay. Kurt disappeared to go talk to him. I got dressed quickly and sat there waiting to see if things would be cool. After about 10 minutes I heard someone walking towards the room I was in. To my surprise, Kurt and Mike entered the room totally naked and totally hard. Mike's cock was a little over 9" and thicker. They walked over to me as I sat on the couch and both cocks were at my face. I eagerly took turns putting them in my mouth and sucking their cocks. I then stopped and got undressed again and suggested we "play". I had Mike sit on the couch and I slide the coffee table closer to the couch. I then got on all fours on top of the coffees table and engulfed his cock. Kurt moved behind me and started to give me rim. Eventually Kurt slid his cock up my ass and began to fuck me doggie style. This was my first bottom experience and I couldn't get enough! Kurt fucked me for about 5 minutes and emptied his load up my ass. Kurt then went to get a shower. I continued to suck Mike's cock. Mike and I then got into a 69 and ended up cumming about 20 minutes later. Kurt returned and he was semi hard again. He wanted to fuck my face so I obliged him. Mike sat there and just stroke his tool and watched my mouth get stretched by Kurt. After a while, Mike wanted to fuck my ass I had him sit on the couch again and mounted his 9" tool as I faced him. Kurt sat on the back of the couch and I sucked him off. Mike lasted maybe 5 minutes and shot his load deep inside my ass. I was totally wore out and got off of his lap and sat on the couch. Kurt commented that I was the only one that only came once, so he came over and gave me a blow job that sent me spewing my juices on his face within minutes. What a night!! I later found out that Kurt had it all planned. He always wanted to fuck me and I always refused. Kurt knew if he got me hot enough, I would do anything, and he was right! I sure would like to redo that night again
Bang My Wife
I wanna fuck some dude's wife while he watches and then comes over and puts his cock up in there while I'm still in her.
Bang My Wife
I was out at a Country bar one evening with this married couple that I had met at this bar a few months ago. It was a normal night and not much was happening. The guy had went to the hroom and when he left, his wife whispered to me that he had given her permission to take me home with them and fuck me, if I was into that kind of thing. She said that he wasn't sure of what my reaction would be, so she was tasked with asking me. I said that I would be okay with it if her hubby was. When he came back, she went to the Restroom and we talked. I told him what she had said and that I was okay with it if he was. He smiled and said that he was totally cool with it. He confided that he was also submissive. We agreed to pay our tab and go to their house.

I was more excited then them because I am very closet "bi" and this was my opportunity to push the limits. Given my conversation with the husband, I had a feeling that I could get some cock myself if I played it right.

We got to their house and those two started kissing. I went over and started kissing his wife. After a while of heavy petting, she suggested we all go into the bedroom and get naked! One in the bedroom, I laid her on her back and started to lick her pussy and suck on her clit. She was soaked and I swear she must have came within seconds after my tongue was inserted in her snatch. After about 10 minutes of pussy eating, I told her husband to come over and taste how good she was. He dove right in! I then started to work on her tits and straddled her face to fuck her mouth. Her husband was still eating her out and watching me fuck his wife's face from behind. I then told him to stay at the foot of the bed and I slid down and stuck my cock inside her wet, warm snatch. I told her husband to stay on the floor at the foot of the bed and watch as I fucked his wife. That would be a hot view for him. After about 5 or 10 minutes of fucking her, I got off and slid to the foot of the bed and told her husband that I wanted him to taste how good his wife was. He started to slid up to eat her pussy but I stopped him and said that I wanted him to lick her juices off my cock. He hesitated for a moment, looked up at her, and receiving a wink from her, engulfed my cock with his mouth. After a few minutes of this, I stopped him so I could once again fuck his wife. As I was fucking her, he stood up on the bed and said that I was now going to taste how good he tasted, and stuck his cock in my mouth. I wanted to concentrate on blowing him, so we switched positions so I laid on my back, his wife on top fucking me, and he straddled my chest and was fucking my face.

It wasn't long before he was fucking my face hard and shooting a nice warm load of semen in my mouth! All along, his wife is riding my hard cock and having orgasm after orgasm. It wasn't long before I shot my load deep inside of her. Afterwards, we laid there for a few minutes. When I noticed that her husband was hard again. I told him that it was time he tasted my load. So, I made him go down on his wife and eat her snatch while I blew him again!

We all were satisfied many times that evening. I even watched him fuck his a wife that night and we both fucked her a few times.

We haven't done it again yet, but we still hang out at the same bar and I can tell they are still interested. That was two weeks ago so I am rushing it? lol
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Im dying to see a hung cock fuck my wife silly, then fill her young pussy with cum. Bareback sex is hot
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Looking for bi married male to suck wife would to watch. I like suck, I'm a bottom like getting fuck. In mid Missouri.
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I would to get fuck,suck a black gay. I'm a bottom that love to get fuck. I think about get fuck and sucking a black all of the time. I'm in mid Missouri so if you would to fuck my bottom and get the off your cock when you email me. I'm for real. I have a big bottom and deep throat.

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I'm Johnnyissmall I am a big guy, think football lineman size. I may not be well endowed, but I make up for it with my tongue, my humor, and my willingness to participate in anything. Ask my wife about my tongue work, oh wait, nevermind don't--hehe. I want to have some fun getting ridden. I want to be taken by a man or a woman or whoever. I also want to have a woman ride me while I service a man and or while I take a man. I have fantasized many a time, but never did anything. My wife is afraid to fuck me, but I am not afraid to fuck myself. It just can be difficult so it hasn't happened in quite a long time. Can you make it happen???
Petite (5'4". 114 pds) Dom wife - bisexual who LOVES to see m/m activity and then play. Husband is short (5'4" bottom who is being trained to service men. Looking for men or couples that want to help. Fuck him and then fuck her or have him get you hard, fuck her and finish in his mouth. Would also love to send him to FF to service some single horny male (or travel or host) and then have them email me with a review of his performance with a punishment or reward based on how well he does. We are real and can voice verify.
I am a good person, who is energetic, outgoing and likes to have fun. I want a person who is the same way. I am looking to hook up with men, women and male/female couples. I am completely bisexual and love to do everything with a man and a woman. I like to suck cock/get sucked. I like to fuck/get fucked. I would love to get fucked with a strap on dick. I would love to have a full day fuck session. I love to eat pussy and when I fuck men I do it strictly bareback.
I a married man. and I just love sites like this. I enjoy the naughty and nasty chats with others who enjoy this as well. I find it quit the turn on showing off my " naughty, nasty and dirty " side for others. I have always liked getting naked for the camera. I also love taking slutty pics of my wife. and sending them, and sharing them with others. another thing I find a huge turn on. is geting pics sent back to me of my wife from someone who has photoshoped them. I also love to play with other cocks as well. I hope we can find the time to have some fun together.............. " YOUR SYBERSEX FUCK TOY SLUT " WYOCOCK . . . . . . . . .
bi-curious male, bisexual female. just lookin for some fun. my GF got me into wearin bra & panties when we fuck. now its the only way i can JO ) if we hit it off then we could get the wife to help us out MMMM .... its me (o)(o) lol & i luv men in panties mmmm would luv to see my man in his panties suckin a big cock )
bisexual couple, like to fuck r get fuck
Fun, easy going, personable and imaginative. Interested in oral and manual play only. If asked for a preferene I would say an uncut partner would be ideal.
Hot bi dude looking for some fun. I would say I am a bottom since I love to feel a hot cock inside me. I am really good at sucking dick. I love to please my partner. I love pussy too. to eat it, fuck it, play with it. Girls turn me on as much as men do. I am truly bisexual in that way. them both! I can be versatile. If my FWB wanted me to fuck him I would be happy to oblige.
We are an average couple looking to spice up our already great sex life. We both are curious but it is not a must for us. We have no problems just playing straight. We would just like to know all that sex has to offer. So if you think we are for you hit us up. We'll be waiting!!! ********UPDATE SINCE WE HAVE BEEN ASKED SO MANY TIMES!!! WE ONLY PLAY AS A COUPLE!! MEANING IT'S BOTH OF US OR NOTHING*********
46 year old bi-curious male with Herpes, Better to be upfront about it and not waste the time of those who otherwise wouldn't have responded Divorced and have taken an extended break from dating/physical relations (over 3 1/2 years) Seems like a good time to explore my sexuality and see where that takes me. Not sure what else to write, as I am curious (as opposed to experienced) and don't know what my preferences are. *Edit, My preferences are to fuck and be fucked, suck and be sucked, and anything else that seems natural depending on the other party/parties involved. Unfortunately, Thanks to my cheating ex-wife who was so kind to bring me the gift of herpes has put a damper on my hopes of exploring my curiosities. But I will remain hopeful Thanks for taking the time to read
Im 6ft, 200, brown hair, hazel eyes, 6 inch hard cock! to completely satisfy a woman (love to eat pussy). Looking for fuck buddie(s) MMF/MFF, cyber/phone sex! Not looking for relationship, just discrete sex. Im considered attractive by women. Because I want to be discrete, I can only send pic upon request.... MEN: If you really like sucking and fucking hard cock and need to suck and fuck hard cock, fell freee to contact me! I love to be serviced by others
tall,thick and athletic,,bright and funny,ezon the eyes for a middle ages man with all my hair,,workout regularly,,,looking for a man that will lket me suck his cock,,and perhaps more,,he can suck me as well,,and i am curious about ass play,,thjis would be a first time experience,,i love women and love to eat pussy and fuck,,maybe have a hot woman fuck me in the ass while i suck her mans cock,,that would be hott,,,or just some women that like to play with a hot older man,,,i have never been with a man,,its a fantasy,,but women out there,,u wont be dissapoointed,,thnx
I am a married male that plays alone, for now. Non threatening and VAS, D&D safe. My exwife and I used to play with a friend of mine in wonderful MFM sessions and we swapped spouses with one other couple. That was in the early 1980's and I miss the wonderful group sex with all of the visuals and eroticism of these acts. My current wife of 22 years is the most wonderful woman and wife. But she won't play for now...I've tried. I need to be very discrete and by definition protects couples. I will never, ever say a word about our adventures nor will I ever be involved or interested in your wife or gf other than as a sexual partner. I am not an Adonis, nor am I repulsive. I am average in looks but very above average in my love and respect of people and my desire to give and receive great sex. Try me...if you don't like, we won't meet again. I will wish you well and there will be no hard feelings, I promise.
I'm a 50(act and told I look younger)y.o. black, bi but not out (appreciate and give discretion) man who is very passionate and horny. I love making out (told I'm a great kisser), giving and receiving massages and oral, JO, body contact, nipple play, porn and showering (soapy, not golden). I'm a very horny guy with about 7.5 cut, thick with a big mushroom head with a banana curve to the left that I'm sure you will like; I'm told it feels good. I'm a horny top who loves to fuck long, deep and slow. My favorite thing is to have a bottom cum while I'm pounding his ass, hopefully in the missionary position so that we both end up coated with cum and sweat on our stomachs and chests. I never bareback!!! I split time between Boston, MA and Houston, TX and would love to find friends/fuck buddies in both places.
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I am an honest and open minded person who is respectful of others. I try to treat everyone the same when we meet for the first time and then adjust my opinion/respect from each interaction. I value all opinions and then make up my own mind based on them and my own knowledge. I consider myself to be humorous although dry or demented at times. I am shy but can talk your ear off if the conversation leads to something that interests me. I have been working on holding my opinions to myself unless specifically asked for. This allows me to really listen to the other person. I enjoy my hobbies and sex even better. I am joining here to find sexual partners first and if friendships blossoms out of any contacts the better.

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Hi, I was caught jerking off outside by my soon to ex wifes sister, Her sister watched for a moment, then said she had to something for my wife, I said ok. Well she called my wife at work, & told her. When my wife got home she had her sister with her, She was mad. I was commanded to strip naked, then I was tied up, bent over the table, & paddled, caned, & whipped until my ass was cherry red.
have been caught a few times, the most recent was when i was fucking my sister in law in a club with my wife at the bar and was caught by the bouncer in the toilet, instead of throwing us out he asked her for a fuck and she was pleased to help, another time was while visiting a long distance gf me her and her mate were kicked out of a 24 hr supermarket for a in the veg section
my bi wife has wanted to fuck my what she calls hot mum. is this somethin i should be ok with. i am a only child and my mum has always been bi sexual and with her step sister since there first encounter at 16. not blood related my dad hardly here due to work my wife knows she bi and lookin to take fantasy further
I think the list would be much shorter if you asked, "Who dosen't want to fuck my wife" She's hot! My wife and I both want to fuck her!
Smart Sister
One evening during a poker game, a man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able to join the army. "But, wait a minute," said one listener. "Your sister will have to dress with the boys and shower with them, too. Won't she?" "Sure," replied the man. "Well, won't they find out?" asked another poker player. The first man shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Sure. But who is gonna tell?"
First time for me was because I was asked. I think I'd do pretty much anything my wife asked. That was all prior to getting married. I really enjoy watching her suck cock and she has pulled me right up to her face while she was sucking another man but hasn't yet asked me to help her, thought I'd love to. I've never had another man in my ass but I have been penatrated by a women using a toy and that was certainly fun. All these thing we're just things I was "willing" to do in the past. Any more I'm kind of looking to do them all. Sadly my wife has gone into a bit of shell and there hasn't been much experimenting lately, so no change to push things a little further with my bi-side.

Ah well life goes on and I love reading about everyone else's experiences and it helps me to get idea's that can help me help my wife feel better.
dude BAD IDEA been there done that. You WILL GET CAUGHT. and you will regret it. IF you have an open marriage on the other hand then I would talk to your neighbor about it IF your wife is ok with it. But whatever you do dont go and try to hop into bed with her without your wife knowing it. Because if she is any kind of real friend to your wife she will tell you NO and tell your wife you asked her, unless your wife has told her its ok.
About the same story here. I was 10, neighbor boy was 11, and really quite feminine..we were playing in my bedroom, he asked me if I had ever cum yet, I didn't know what he meant, so he offered to show me...jacked me a few minutes then took it in his mouth and sucked me off...WOW...so I offered to do him, he cum in my mouth and I swallowed..my stomach asked my head, "what the fuck did you just do?" LOL it was horrible, waited a few days and then when I did it again, I swallowed again and it was a lot nicer...the SECOND FIRST, when another 11 year old came to me and asked would I be interested in letting him fuck me, and then I could fuck him...DUH...he fucked me bare back, filled me with his cum but then kept his ass clamped so tight I couldn't even get a finger in...so he never got the chance to play with me again..but when I showed the first boy what I had learned, he and I fucked 2-3 times a day for over 5 years. ended when my family moved...never had it as good again for the rest of my days...
I got caught by my younger sister. My girlfriend at the time and I were at my parents house. We never could keep our hands off of each other. Sitting on my moms couch we started kissing and rubbing each others pussies through our clothes. She unbuttoned her pants and pulled them down to her knees and bed me to fuck her. We knew my sister would be home at some point but we thought we had time and wanted each other so bad that it didnt matter. Bitting her neck my fingers slid inside her wet pussy. I teased her slowly till she was pulling my hair and telling me to go faster. Wrapping my arm around her waist I started fucking her hard and fast. She never could be quiet so there she was nearly screaming and we hear my sister (who had to have been standing in the hallways watching us for quite some time) say "Uhm..I'm home now." and turn and walk into her room. My gf and I just looked at each other and died laughing. I later tried to apologize to my sister but she cut me off and told me she didnt want to talk about it. lol *shrugs* We thought it was hot
In the same light, it is difficult for a bi-curious male to find a bi women Let alone 2 bi women.

Personally, I am interested in finding a relationship similar to the one I had with my wife and her (dare I say it?) sister. The three of us were together for many years until my wife passed away and her sister who was more strongly connected to my wife than to me moved to another state to be closer to her parents.

The relationship we had and that I seek to replace, was very discrete and none of us were promiscuous. The bonds we shared were emotional as well as sexual. Very few people were ever even aware that the relationship involved us all. To the world at large, my wife and I were a "normal" heterosexual couple.

I know the odds of finding such a relationship again are slim to none. My thought is that it will be easier to find a bi or bi-curious woman first, and then as a couple, to seek out another woman to join us.

Any ladies out there interested? Check my profile and contact me if interested. Actually I would love to hear from all of you to get your thoughtsand opinions.
Three men died and stood in front of God. God asked the first man if he had been faithful to his wife. The man admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven.

The second man admitted to only one affair and was given a mid-sized car.

The third man was asked the same question and said that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a big luxury car.

A week later the three guys met in a parking lot in heaven. The man driving the luxury car began to cry.

"What's the matter?" the other two men asked.

He replied, "I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!"

Be Happy
D i c k
Here's a little story about a man who wanted his wife to be bi: he wanted to be in a 3 some with his wife and another woman. He asked and asked and bed bed and bed. Finally she relented. They brought another woman into their bed. Within the year the two women had run off together and have been a lesbian couple for several years since. The wife took both kids and moved out of state to be with the other woman. Now the husband is alone. Completely 100% true.

Be careful what you wish for.
What, you ask, is " dust"?  Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!

These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.
Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more.
Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties.
Mine say five to six.."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer..
She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle.
Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap
and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked:
"How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
"Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant.
Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried.
When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied,
"I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married.
How will my wife fit in it?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.  
His dad read :
"The man named Lot was warned to take his wife
and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and
was turned to salt.'
Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly,
rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew.
Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked,
'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget...
this particular Sunday sermon....."Dear Lord," the minister began,
with arms extended toward heaven anda rapturous look on his upturned face.
"Without you, we are but dust..."
He would have continued but at that moment my
very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me
and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice,
"Mom, what is butt dust?"

If these didn't bring a smile to YOUR face, YOU need help.

Be Happy
D i c k


 
i got caught by my little brother when i was jacking off to some porn mags . at first he just stood there then i tossed him a porn mag and told him he didn't need to look over my shoulder hers your own mag to read. he pulled out his cock and started to jack it off after a few minutes he asked me what my cock felt like so i let him stroke it . we jacked each other off. it got to be a regular thing and as we went along we both eventually tasted each others cum. I am sure if our parents hadn't got a divorce that we would have probably sucked each others cock. i also have been caught by my mom, sister, friend, and ex wife.
I would love to suck your dick and you can be the first to explode in my mouth. I want you to fuck my wife and then fuck me. I play both top and bottom. I am so hard, time to wake up my wife for some play.
A wife for me. I have always has a passion for other men fucking my wife. I wanted it so bad that I tried everything I could to make it happen but the wife just was not up to the sexual pleasure. I divorced her and am looking for a sexual match for life.
I cant understand why any woman would not love her man to bring other guys home to fuck her, Or to encourge her to go out and get laid once in a while by herself just to keep the excitement going. I would love to be able to share my wife with others at bars and dances or just to go out and find nice guys to fuck her. I am Bi and would love to share cock with her as well. I would love to come home and find her in bed with a couple guys. I would join right in. Or to hear how she was shopping and ended up in the back room of the store letting the workers fuck her one after another.
I would love that woman forever.
Hi All,
Read the little story below, I will post the answer on Friday!

Read this question, come up with an answer, and I will post the answer in a few days.
This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.
No one I know has gotten it right.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?

[Give this some thought before you answer]

s JT

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