My Wife Asked Me to Fuck Her Sister
|Cinciguy||Sucking Dick At Highway Rest Areas|
Got my first rest stop trucker last week!!!!
In central Indiana on my way to Chicago, pulled over to rest, had been a long afternoon. I was stretching my legs walking around the big rigs when he stepped out and asked how i was doing... Big bear of a guy making small talk I asked about the trucks, what it was like out on the road long hours etc, then I asked what the sleeping compartment was like.... he asked me if I'd like to see it. No pretense or hesitation he came on very strong.... soon I was sucking a really nice big cock. We traded oral back and forth for a bit and he started eating my ass after which he said he wanted to fuck me... He did. God that was fun.
|Poulmark||Men Bottoming For Women|
It was being bottom to a woman that got me started on my bi exploration. I had known her for a couple of years and the sex was great. Then one evening she asked me to dress up in sexy lingerie and stockings. I felt so excited by it and it enhanced our play. This became the norm for our meets with her bringing me new outfits each time. Then one weekend she said she had a surprise for me.After our usual foreplay she produced a strap on. She said it was time that I was the one to be fucked. Getting me on all fours she lubed me up and proceeded to fuck me. I was a bit uncomfortable at first but after a few minutes I really begun to enjoy it. I even managed to cum. Now whenever she came over She would always fuck me first. Of course this started me fantasising about the real thing. It was a few years before I finally got together with a guy and had him fuck me oh wow I owe it all to that beautiful woman.
|shorthaul||Sex With Sister-in-law|
My older bro married his wife when she was 15 and i was 12. she let me start fucking her a year later, it started one night when he was gone on the road and we were watching tv lieing on a daybed, she let me feel her up and finger her pussy under the covers, but we could'nt do any more because her little sister was there [fucked her too another story] but the next morn i got up early went to her room where she was waiting man it was so hot fucking her knowing who she was. we're still fucking off and on last time was about a year ago and its still hot.
|bijim6969||Fucking Wife While Husband Fucks Me|
If you are in the DFW area and want to fuck a tight ass while I fuck your wife's pussy, let me know; I am available, willing, and wanting.
|BiCuriousHottieDude||Men Eating There Own Cum|
I did it for a GF of mine one time and she went wild. She didn't know I was bi at the time and asked me if I would like to do it for a friend of hers and I said I would if I could fuck her. I fucked her and she wanted me to eat my creampie out of her while her GF ate her wow love to meet some couples for MMF fun. Any offers in Greensburg PA?
I've always wanted to have sex with my sister, but I don't think she feels the same way.
I love to stroke my cock on a nude beach. My wife likes to lay on her back, feet together, knees wide apart, poussy shaved smooth, pink, and dripping. This always earns us a few stiff cocks which we suck to a creany finish. The lucky ones get to fuck my wife too. So hot
|ivansarles||Men Bottoming For Women|
I love to be a bottom by a woman having her fuck me deep in ass with a strap on it feels so good. One time my wife was fucking me with strap on and I cum like the little bitch that I am. She had hands tid up so I could not do anything like play with my self. And she just fuck for 2 or 3hr. I love it
|Oralm4all||Fucking Wife While Husband Watches|
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Im dying to see a hung cock fuck my wife silly, then fill her young pussy with cum. Bareback sex is hot
|mcdonald14||Couple Looking For Bisexual Woman|
My wife and I are looking for a female to be a playmate for my wife and I mainly for my wife wile I watch but may join in at times
|ivansarles||Bisexual Married Men|
Looking for bi married male to suck wife would to watch. I like suck, I'm a bottom like getting fuck. In mid Missouri.
|ohDenizen||Men That Want To Be Fucked In The Ass|
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|ivansarles||White Guys Getting Fucked By Black Guys|
I would to get fuck,suck a black gay. I'm a bottom that love to get fuck. I think about get fuck and sucking a black all of the time. I'm in mid Missouri so if you would to fuck my bottom and get the off your cock when you email me. I'm for real. I have a big bottom and deep throat.
|like2wacher66||Cum In My Wife|
I am obsessed with watching a man with a thick cock fuck my wife - i will suck his cock as it slips in and out of my wifes pussy. also want to lick his come out of my wifes pussy.
Gawd yes love to get together with horny couples to fuck suck 69 either and eat there cum, I love it. I love to do the wife while I suck his cock off n go down with her on top in 69 have her get fucked while I suck my come out of her and he cums in her pussy then I suck and eat his cum out the switch positions then its his to. If this sounds like fun Email me and lets meet.
|Traveler512||I have always been curious sexually and really enjoy both voyeurism and exhibitionism. I am probably more bi-sexual at this point than just bi-curious. I have had a few experiences and have enjoyed them all. I guess I can share a few with you.
I talked my wife into going to a swinger's club just to watch 6 or 7 years ago. We both really enjoyed the atmospher and the voyeurism. She was afraid that people would approach her or would pressure us to have sex with them; but that didn't happen and the people were actually very friendly, nice and sociable. Since then we have been to dozens of clubs together (most of these clubs only allow couples). I would love to swing and swap partners with another couple; but my wife is not ready to see me with another women.
About 5 years ago, we went to a club in New York city. They have a policy that if you want to go back into the play rooms, you have to take your clothes off. My wife decided to humor me; so we got naked and joined the action. She was seated on a couch and I was in front of her eating her out while a large black guy was doing the same to his girlfriend who was sitting right next to my wife. I watch as he slowly slid up and placed his huge cock at the entrance to his girlfriend's pussy. I couldn't take my eyes off of his cock, but as I glanced down at my wife, I saw that she was watching the same thing that I was. After a few minutes, the guys politely asked if he could feel my wife's 34G breasts. I turned to her and whispered in to her ear, "he asked me if he could feel your breasts?". She surprised me by saying, "Really? He actually asked you if he could feel my tits?". I said, "Yes". So she said "OK". I turned back to the guy and gestured for him to help himself. As he reached over to caress her boobs, I slowly inserted my cock into my wife's pussy. I couldn't believe how wet she was.
After a minute, the guy removed his hand, so I leaned forward to say thank you to my wife. But she surprised me again and said "I bet you would like to see him fuck me with that huge cock, wouldn't you?" I just nodded and then said "why? would you do it?" She said "yes." As quick as I could, before she changed her mind, I turned to the black guy and asked him if we would like to fuck my wife. In the blink of an eye, he reached for another condom, opened the package with one hand, pulled out of his girlfriend and unrolled the condom onto his gigantic cock. I quickly moved up next to my wife so I had a good view and then the guy slowly started to inch his thick dick into my wife's dripping cunt. A thousand emotions flashed through my mind in that moment; but I was out of my mind turned on. Anyway, he very fucked her very sensuously for a few minutes until my wife came. He wasn't finished but politely pulled out and went back to fucking his girlfriend. Nothing has come close to the excitement of that moment. I have been hooked on watching my wife fuck and suck other men ever sense.
We attended a few gang-bang parties where lots of pre-screened men show up to allow women to fuck as many guys as they want. I really got off watching my wife pick out the guys and blow or fuck them. Next we found a straight guy on the internet that my wife was willing to meet for a MFM threesome. He was a nice guy and we met him 5 or six times. During one of those meetings, I slid up behind my wife while she was riding his cock and inserted my dick into her ass. She went absolutely crazy. She is usually very quite during sex, but this time she was yelling and screaming "God YES!! Fuck Me!". She came like crazy over and over. We did that again once and it was just as good the second time; but then that guy got a girlfriend and didn't want to play anymore.
We have met up with about half-dozen other men. One of them had a beautiful dick about 8 inches long but a reasonable width. He saw me fascinated by his dick and asked me if I wanted to touch it. I shyly said yes. Then I took ahold of it and slowly started to stroke it up and down. I wanted so bad to take into my mouth but was afraid i would freak him out; so instead I offered it back to my wife. After that, I couldn't stop thinking about sucking a cock.
I finally found an adult bookstore where I read that all types attended. Gay guys are the most common, but bi-guys and women looking for gang-bangs also show up from time-to-time. I visited there several times and had witnessed some interesting things; but on this one particular evening, there was only me and one other guy in the place. He was sitting on the other side of the room looking strangely at each other. He suddenly got up and walk over to me. He was standing in front of me and he said "Hi, my name is Joe". I said "Hi." He then asked me if I ever sucked a cock before and I said "No." He then said "Would you like to?" I said, "Yes. I think I would." He then pulled his shorts down and off. He wasn't wearing any underwear so his flaccid penis was directly in front of my face. It looked really small, and I was actually a bit surprised. But I leaned forward and placed my lips around his entire shaved cock and balls. It felt really strange: spongy and soft yet rubbery at the same time. He immediately started to get hard; and within a few seconds, it had grown to a couple of inches. So I started moving my mouth up and down on his cock while he stood in front of me. I was enjoying the fact that I could take his entire cock in my mouth; but that didn't last long. His dick kept on growing and was soon too big to fit comfortably in my mouth without gagging; so I moved my hand up and started stroking his shaft while moving my lips and tongue on the head. I felt a strange sense of power at that point that was out of character for me. I reached up, grabbed his hips and turned up toward the couch and made him sit down. I then moved between his legs and continued to give him a blow job. I was afraid he might come in my mouth; so I started jacking his cock with both hands paying extra attention to his frenulum while teasing his head. He started moaning like crazy and saying "Oh my god, I'm going to come!" I stroked his shaft more trying not to touch the head hoping that it would stretch it out; but he soon shot a rope of come up over my head. I really couldn't believe it. It happened so fast and afterwards, I was disappointed that I didn't let him come in my mouth. I really wanted to know what it would have felt like to have that powerful shot of come hitting the back of my throat. At that point, the owner of the shop popped his head in the door and shouted out that it was closing time. We picked up our things and left. I went straight out to my car and masturbated to one the most powerful orgasms of my life. Again, I was hooked.
I went back to that same bookstore a couple of months later. This time, I told my wife that I wanted to jerk-off another guy and she said "Ok. You can play with other guys; just no playing with other women." I hadn't told her about my first experience. I'm sure she would have been fine with it; but for some reason just felt like something I should keep to myself. I had a few more bookstore experiences; but the fear of STS's keeps me from going back there. I got the curiosity out of my system; so now I only want more traditional experiences.
My wife and I were approached by a guy who listed himself as bi and seemed nice and cute. My wife, knowing that I wanted to suck a cock but not knowing that I already had, asked me if I wanted to try a threesome with him. I jumped at it and we did hook up with the guy. My wife and I started out by sharing his cock with each of us taking turns sucking and licking his head or shaft. We moved to the bed and my wife continued to blow him while he sucked my dick. My god, did he know how to suck cock! Anyway, he came in my wife's mouth and she swallowed it all. He got up to go to the bath room and my wife turned to me and said "Oh my god, he tasted so good. You would have loved it!" I was really disappointed then. From that point on, I couldn't get the idea of swallowing a load of cum out of my mind. We found another bi-guy that joined us for a play date and I finally got taste my first load of cum only he didn't cum much so I barely knew it happened.
I have never tried anal sex with a man (giving or getting); but I do fantasize about it. I guess that would have to be under the right conditions. At this point, I am really up for trying just about anything once. The only thing I am not into is male-on-male intimacy like hugging and kissing and I am not really into getting my nipples pinched or sucked. I would, however, really like to find a bi-guy for some occasional fun when the urge strikes (him or me). I would love to find someone that I trust enough to play with from time to time - no strings attached - that won't turn into a drama and wonit disrupt my otherwise normal life. While my wife accepts my needs when it comes to other men; I still prefer to keep it discrete and private.|
|luvtitsndicks2||bi-curious male, bisexual female. just lookin for some fun. my GF got me into wearin bra & panties when we fuck. now its the only way i can JO ) if we hit it off then we could get the wife to help us out MMMM .... its me (o)(o) lol & i luv men in panties mmmm would luv to see my man in his panties suckin a big cock )|
|onefunguy41||Fun, easy going, personable and imaginative. Interested in oral and manual play only. If asked for a preferene I would say an uncut partner would be ideal.|
|Loves_forced_bi||Hi I'm 6' 1" bi curious guy. I am very open minded and easy going guy. She is hot and looking for bi guys to fuck her while i watch. She wants to have me get fucked while I fuck her. Were open to anything just message us and see what happens...
My boyfriends such a little sexy slut...one thing though his cock is huge...so he gets points for that
I'd love to ride his cock and makeout with a guy as that guy fucks his ass....its open for business guys who wants it...also you can have me if your willing to let him watch. I could use a good fucking, who wants to give it to me...preferably under 40...|
|Guywithhsv2||46 year old bi-curious male with Herpes, Better to be upfront about it and not waste the time of those who otherwise wouldn't have responded
Divorced and have taken an extended break from dating/physical relations (over 3 1/2 years)
Seems like a good time to explore my sexuality and see where that takes me.
Not sure what else to write, as I am curious (as opposed to experienced) and don't know what my preferences are.
*Edit, My preferences are to fuck and be fucked, suck and be sucked, and anything else that seems natural depending on the other party/parties involved.
Unfortunately, Thanks to my cheating ex-wife who was so kind to bring me the gift of herpes has put a damper on my hopes of exploring my curiosities.
But I will remain hopeful
Thanks for taking the time to read|
|rob_355|| Im 6ft, 200, brown hair, hazel eyes, 6 inch hard cock! to completely satisfy a woman (love to eat pussy). Looking for fuck buddie(s) MMF/MFF, cyber/phone sex! Not looking for relationship, just discrete sex. Im considered attractive by women. Because I want to be discrete, I can only send pic upon request....
MEN: If you really like sucking and fucking hard cock and need to suck and fuck hard cock, fell freee to contact me! I love to be serviced by others |
|like2wacher66||i am a cuckold wannabe and also want to suck the cock that fucks my wife. wife does not have to be present for me to suck a cock|
|can2chew22004||I am an honest and open minded person who is respectful of others. I try to treat everyone the same when we meet for the first time and then adjust my opinion/respect from each interaction. I value all opinions and then make up my own mind based on them and my own knowledge. I consider myself to be humorous although dry or demented at times. I am shy but can talk your ear off if the conversation leads to something that interests me. I have been working on holding my opinions to myself unless specifically asked for. This allows me to really listen to the other person. I enjoy my hobbies and sex even better. I am joining here to find sexual partners first and if friendships blossoms out of any contacts the better.|
|NobodyzGirl||I am 5' 4" and I weight 115 pounds. I have red/blond hair (it tends to change),I am a widow who has been put through it by my ex boyfriend who I gave everything I had to give and received nothing I asked for in return (he was wonderful in the beginning). I am curious,always have been turned on by women and I want to explore that side of myself. I am not looking to be involved in aserious relationship any time soon.I would like to have fun,I am a very sexual person (I have spent alot of time with my toys). I am really looking for someone to be friends with,hang out,and if it goes there,then we can have (discreet ) fun when we feel the urge to do so. I have had fantasies about a FMF threesome for many years,I would really like to make some of my fantasies come true and have a good time. I also enjoy role playing .|
|romarsan||I am a married man looking for a man to develop a relationship with. I am bisexual and would like to meet another guy. My wife is into watching me and another guy get it on and hopes I can find a guy to develop a relationship with. She is also open to perhaps sharing in the experience with me if the situation was ideal. We are professionals and have a diverse array of interests and friends. I am looking for a down to earth guy who is serious about fostering a friendship with me and is willing to go slow to eventually incorporate my wife. I would not be interested in one night stand types. We enjoy going out and like many forms of entertainment. We are down to earth people who are discret and completely disease free. We would like only the same to reply.|
|ClarkKent_in_LA||I am a "nice guy." I am sure you know the type - the one everyone says, "Oh - he is so nice - not bad-looking, but seems conservative." Ok - part of that demeanor is because of work. In the office, I have to be discrete. But "conservative" appearances can be misleading - and I am looking for discrete friends who really like to play. My girlfriend had a brief interest in exploring her bi-side, but decided not to go any further - she won't play, although I have asked - like a million times! But she understands the male "animal" need for sex, so she says I can play as long as I am discreet and keep it away from home - a "don't ask - don't tell" arrangement. So, I am here on BP looking for discreet, but fun friends |
|makeuwylde||Sensual and uninhibited married couple who love to fuck. We are extremely comfortable in our relationship but want to keep it hot. What better way to includeYOU! We are open minded and do not judge! Must be discreet and of course...sexy!|
|acoupleexploring||We are fit and fun loving. Our favorite pastimes are motorcycling, karate, and just having fun together with a female bisexual/bi-curious friend. We like to explore threesomes, to include me, my wife, and another bisexual/bi-curious female. My wife is dominent in her female relationships. We are looking for a regular partner that we can share some good times with at our home and other activities we enjoy. We also enjoy a good dinner and glass of wine together. We are 420 friendly. We are both very sensitive to our guest's needs and desires and want her to enjoy her time with us. So if you're looking for a place to escape, enjoy yourself, and just hang out with some fun people, please contact us. Take care and have a great day. Kimone & Dr. Mike|
|funformissynvern||Locals ONLY, local is within a hundred miles. We're looking to hook up with couples or single people. We are easy going, both with great sense of humor. He is game for almost anything except pain or humiliation.He is orally bi and with the right size tool maybe anal too. he will be a top but bottom still up in the air. Believes in "try it you'll like it". She is a hot sexy Latin lady. Open minded and she is very flirtatious. He's quieter of the two, but don't let it fool you! We both are very secure in our relationship and know the difference between love and sex. We are honest, clean and very discreet. Looking for the same in others. We feel that a couple’s lifestyle secret is a trust and a bond between couples. We will keep it that way no matter how things workout. We are not the pushy type and respect others wishes and limits. We like to let the couple or other person take the lead so that we don't disrespect them. If you don't have Pics, you will be asked to email them to us. |
|curmle69||I am a healthy clean male looking to fullfill my fantasy of a bisexual threesome with a couple. I have never been with a man or been with anyone but my wife. This is something that I wanted to do some time back with my wife but it did not go well with her but now many years later I would like to fullfill my fantasy in a discreet way with the right open minded couple to see where we can take it. It is a great fantasy of mine to turn on an attractive women by making it with her man and having her encourage and coach us along enjoying the show and then jumping into the action if she desires. And I would like to be with both the women and the man but would be ok to perform for her as just man to man sex if that is her pleasure and would be a big turn on for me either way. Or, she would encourage me to pleasure her man only while he pleasured the women only. I am also open to sexually explore with only a man and no women present if the right situation came along. It is all new to me at the moment, so there are a lot of options. I think that sex is fine with the opposite or the same sex partner as long as it feels good for both so why not explore |
|zamboni6660||white slut wife with cucked husband|
|casper0351||Hi, I was caught jerking off outside by my soon to ex wifes sister, Her sister watched for a moment, then said she had to something for my wife, I said ok. Well she called my wife at work, & told her. When my wife got home she had her sister with her, She was mad. I was commanded to strip naked, then I was tied up, bent over the table, & paddled, caned, & whipped until my ass was cherry red.|
|handsome666||have been caught a few times, the most recent was when i was fucking my sister in law in a club with my wife at the bar and was caught by the bouncer in the toilet, instead of throwing us out he asked her for a fuck and she was pleased to help, another time was while visiting a long distance gf me her and her mate were kicked out of a 24 hr supermarket for a in the veg section|
|jimmy77||my bi wife has wanted to fuck my what she calls hot mum. is this somethin i should be ok with. i am a only child and my mum has always been bi sexual and with her step sister since there first encounter at 16. not blood related my dad hardly here due to work my wife knows she bi and lookin to take fantasy further|
|funcppl69||I think the list would be much shorter if you asked, "Who dosen't want to fuck my wife" She's hot! My wife and I both want to fuck her!|
One evening during a poker game, a man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able to join the army. "But, wait a minute," said one listener. "Your sister will have to dress with the boys and shower with them, too. Won't she?" "Sure," replied the man. "Well, won't they find out?" asked another poker player. The first man shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Sure. But who is gonna tell?"
|Davey123||First time for me was because I was asked. I think I'd do pretty much anything my wife asked. That was all prior to getting married. I really enjoy watching her suck cock and she has pulled me right up to her face while she was sucking another man but hasn't yet asked me to help her, thought I'd love to. I've never had another man in my ass but I have been penatrated by a women using a toy and that was certainly fun. All these thing we're just things I was "willing" to do in the past. Any more I'm kind of looking to do them all. Sadly my wife has gone into a bit of shell and there hasn't been much experimenting lately, so no change to push things a little further with my bi-side.|
Ah well life goes on and I love reading about everyone else's experiences and it helps me to get idea's that can help me help my wife feel better.
|curtisandtelena1120||dude BAD IDEA been there done that. You WILL GET CAUGHT. and you will regret it. IF you have an open marriage on the other hand then I would talk to your neighbor about it IF your wife is ok with it. But whatever you do dont go and try to hop into bed with her without your wife knowing it. Because if she is any kind of real friend to your wife she will tell you NO and tell your wife you asked her, unless your wife has told her its ok.|
|utahguy_99||About the same story here. I was 10, neighbor boy was 11, and really quite feminine..we were playing in my bedroom, he asked me if I had ever cum yet, I didn't know what he meant, so he offered to show me...jacked me a few minutes then took it in his mouth and sucked me off...WOW...so I offered to do him, he cum in my mouth and I swallowed..my stomach asked my head, "what the fuck did you just do?" LOL it was horrible, waited a few days and then when I did it again, I swallowed again and it was a lot nicer...the SECOND FIRST, when another 11 year old came to me and asked would I be interested in letting him fuck me, and then I could fuck him...DUH...he fucked me bare back, filled me with his cum but then kept his ass clamped so tight I couldn't even get a finger in...so he never got the chance to play with me again..but when I showed the first boy what I had learned, he and I fucked 2-3 times a day for over 5 years. ended when my family moved...never had it as good again for the rest of my days...|
|locksmiff||I got caught by my younger sister. My girlfriend at the time and I were at my parents house. We never could keep our hands off of each other. Sitting on my moms couch we started kissing and rubbing each others pussies through our clothes. She unbuttoned her pants and pulled them down to her knees and bed me to fuck her. We knew my sister would be home at some point but we thought we had time and wanted each other so bad that it didnt matter. Bitting her neck my fingers slid inside her wet pussy. I teased her slowly till she was pulling my hair and telling me to go faster. Wrapping my arm around her waist I started fucking her hard and fast. She never could be quiet so there she was nearly screaming and we hear my sister (who had to have been standing in the hallways watching us for quite some time) say "Uhm..I'm home now." and turn and walk into her room. My gf and I just looked at each other and died laughing. I later tried to apologize to my sister but she cut me off and told me she didnt want to talk about it. lol *shrugs* We thought it was hot|
|surrogatedad||In the same light, it is difficult for a bi-curious male to find a bi women Let alone 2 bi women.|
Personally, I am interested in finding a relationship similar to the one I had with my wife and her (dare I say it?) sister. The three of us were together for many years until my wife passed away and her sister who was more strongly connected to my wife than to me moved to another state to be closer to her parents.
The relationship we had and that I seek to replace, was very discrete and none of us were promiscuous. The bonds we shared were emotional as well as sexual. Very few people were ever even aware that the relationship involved us all. To the world at large, my wife and I were a "normal" heterosexual couple.
I know the odds of finding such a relationship again are slim to none. My thought is that it will be easier to find a bi or bi-curious woman first, and then as a couple, to seek out another woman to join us.
Any ladies out there interested? Check my profile and contact me if interested. Actually I would love to hear from all of you to get your thoughtsand opinions.
|oo7dot||Three men died and stood in front of God. God asked the first man if he had been faithful to his wife. The man admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven. |
The second man admitted to only one affair and was given a mid-sized car.
The third man was asked the same question and said that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a big luxury car.
A week later the three guys met in a parking lot in heaven. The man driving the luxury car began to cry.
"What's the matter?" the other two men asked.
He replied, "I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!"
D i c k
|WitchyMama||Here's a little story about a man who wanted his wife to be bi: he wanted to be in a 3 some with his wife and another woman. He asked and asked and bed bed and bed. Finally she relented. They brought another woman into their bed. Within the year the two women had run off together and have been a lesbian couple for several years since. The wife took both kids and moved out of state to be with the other woman. Now the husband is alone. Completely 100% true. |
Be careful what you wish for.
|oo7dot||What, you ask, is " dust"? Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! |
These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.
Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more.
Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties.
Mine say five to six.."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer..
She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle.
Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap
and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked:
"How does it know it's me?"
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
"Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant.
Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried.
When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied,
"I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married.
How will my wife fit in it?"
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.
His dad read :
"The man named Lot was warned to take his wife
and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and
was turned to salt.'
Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly,
rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew.
Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked,
'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget...
this particular Sunday sermon....."Dear Lord," the minister began,
with arms extended toward heaven anda rapturous look on his upturned face.
"Without you, we are but dust..."
He would have continued but at that moment my
very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me
and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice,
"Mom, what is butt dust?"
If these didn't bring a smile to YOUR face, YOU need help.
D i c k
|like2wacher66||i did it at least once during my first marriage. but i didnt know till later on that my wife had fucked a co-worker during happy hour after work. when she got home she was still pretty horny and still had a good buzz so i got her in bed and the first thing she wanted was for me to lick and kiss her pussy. so i did. and she was pretty wet. but it only took a few minutes to make her come and she came pretty good. then she wanted my cock so i crawled up between her legs and shoved my very stiff cock all the way up her pussy and fucked her hard and fast. she was really loose this time and she was bucking against every thrust and saying fuck me fuck me and her pussy felt slick and wonderful so i came pretty quick and she came too.|
i thought my kisses had got her pussy so wet but, no, it was the other guys come still in her pussy. a few days later she had THE talk with me about getting a divorce and she told me she had been fucking this guy every day for a couple weeks. i asked her if his cock was bigger than mine. and she said yeah. at that moment i wanted to fuck my wife more than i ever did. that was a big turn on even tho at the time my feelings were hurt.
|bidaddysexyshawnee||i got caught by my little brother when i was jacking off to some porn mags . at first he just stood there then i tossed him a porn mag and told him he didn't need to look over my shoulder hers your own mag to read. he pulled out his cock and started to jack it off after a few minutes he asked me what my cock felt like so i let him stroke it . we jacked each other off. it got to be a regular thing and as we went along we both eventually tasted each others cum. I am sure if our parents hadn't got a divorce that we would have probably sucked each others cock. i also have been caught by my mom, sister, friend, and ex wife.|
Read the little story below, I will post the answer on Friday!
Read this question, come up with an answer, and I will post the answer in a few days.
This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.
No one I know has gotten it right.
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.
Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?
[Give this some thought before you answer]
|IWILLdoit4uanytime||Bi male seeking female who likes playing with a man's ass in any way. and let me at least eat her pussy and ass....I love to fuck too but will accept anything in playing; Prefer central Mississippi....I can host since wife is gone. Wife wont fuck so I am looking|