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NIFTY SEXY ARCHIVES

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I'm no one...who are you? Really, these great little boxes that are used to fill everyone's mind with a word picture of a human are so nifty. I know that nothing I say hear could speak the whole truth, nor a pleasant lie. But, for those of you that still wonder, I am the quiet one who sits in a comfortable chair who is always there to listen. I am the one who you trust, but don't confide in. I am just that person, who strangely makes things happen. I tend to call myself the pragmatist. I find that to be the best description as optimistic people say I need to smile and pessimistic people say I need to stop dreaming. Is there anything else? Well, ask me and I may tell you a pleasant story...I might even tell you one that isn't.
I'm a nerd. I love to read, watch movies, and cook. I'm somewhat of a homebody, but exceptions can be made with good reason. I love kids and animals...they are both strangely attracted to me. My best friend told me if he had to describe me in one word, it would be "effervescent" so I guess I'm like alka seltzer. I still don't know quite what I want to be when I grow up other than happy. I would also somehow like to have my own no-kill animal shelter. I think that sounds like a nifty thing to do. I enjoy spreading sunshine and daydreams to the world...small woodland animals follow me around. I wonder if that's why my mom sang "Close to You" to me when I was a child.
We are a happily married couple, both bi. We enjoy getting together with like-minded couples and like-minded singles for some good, clean, wholesome adult fun ;-P. Here's the skinny...Although we do enjoy meeting new people and getting together for occasional adult fun there is also this other thing out there that is called REAL LIFE. Sometimes real life gets in the way of all the fun stuff and you have to prioritize. Like most people, we are caught between kids, jobs, school, the day-to-day grind and our desires. So please understand that we don't always have as much time to play as we would like. We still enjoy meeting other like-minded people. If you are still with us after reading through the boring part... We are a married white couple. both 36. He is as described above and is the same as the photos. In other words, 6'2", 240. Brown/blue, beard, tattoos. On the other hand, she is 5'9", 150, brown/green, and she is TOTALLY hotter in real life than in the photos. We have seen and done a bunch of fun stuff, but we relly want to get together with another couple with a bi male and female. That would be nifty. Singles are fun too, but we are only interested in bi-men or women between the ages of 25-50.
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I love dressing up super sexy. I only wear very short and very sexy skirts or dresses and always sexy lingerie underneath. I am looking for a guy or guys to have a lot of sexy fun with. I have been a very good girl and want to be a little slutty for a while! 💋
I've only got about 50...and I don't understand...I'm wearing the nifty aluminum foil hat just like they told me to but I'm not finding any more eggs than without it. :-P
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A few from my archives
I keep finding more as I browse my archives....
Not yet. Still have all of them as fantasies. Sadly. Look up "nifty" stories and she made me a bottom. Most of my fantasies involve a transgender person. Or a couple. Or a group.

Interests:

Piss Play
Sex should be hot and wet! Dry is not sexy cold is not sexy. Any sexy couple or single female or bi male hit me up for some kinky hot wet sexy fun. JJ
10 Inch Cock
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Bisexual BBWs
looking for a sexy bi bbw in south of england for me and my partner. His big dick is just throbbing to watch me lap up some sweet pussy juice. and I get wet thinking about it.Im a bbw sexy woman wanting to try a sexy bi woman for the first time. ;)
Guys Who Eat Cum
Cum in a little film photo container and freeze it after each time you cum. You can fill it up with about 7-10 loads and then let the big cumcicle melt in your mouth at some later date! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! Glob by glob swallowed... sexy, sexy, sexy hot! A great way to taste yourself for over 10 to 15 minutes or so!
Transsexuals
My resolutions... ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- The usual: 1) Get in shape. Excercise daily. 2) Save more money and improve my financial situation thru more education The not so usual: 3) Have sex with a sexy transexual 4) Have sex with a couple 5) Find a sexy little slut to call my own...and possibly share with other sexy people. Happy new year everyone!
Sexy Panties
I slipped into my first pair of sexy panties when I was 14. I was instantly turned on and hooked for life! I can't believe how good my hard cock looks and feels in sexy panties! I'd love to meet someone in my area that shares my love of sexy panties! Contact me....please!!!

Testimonials

Daniel2004
Hello, how are the two u doing? Well I am doing good lots of studying and typing. I am in my last year of college. I am 28 year old male. I was married for 5 years but I lost her to cancer at the age of 24. I am bisexual and looking for a couple to become intimate with and long term friendship. I love your web site and I feel that u have done a wonderful in helping pursue their sexual interest. Also, I wanted to tell the two of that both of u are sexy and u make a good looking couple. Thank u for the welcoming letter.