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I'm no one...who are you? Really, these great little boxes that are used to fill everyone's mind with a word picture of a human are so nifty. I know that nothing I say hear could speak the whole truth, nor a pleasant lie. But, for those of you that still wonder, I am the quiet one who sits in a comfortable chair who is always there to listen. I am the one who you trust, but don't confide in. I am just that person, who strangely makes things happen. I tend to call myself the pragmatist. I find that to be the best description as optimistic people say I need to smile and pessimistic people say I need to stop dreaming. Is there anything else? Well, ask me and I may tell you a pleasant story...I might even tell you one that isn't.
I'm a nerd. I love to read, watch movies, and cook. I'm somewhat of a homebody, but exceptions can be made with good reason. I love kids and animals...they are both strangely attracted to me. My best friend told me if he had to describe me in one word, it would be "effervescent" so I guess I'm like alka seltzer. I still don't know quite what I want to be when I grow up other than happy. I would also somehow like to have my own no-kill animal shelter. I think that sounds like a nifty thing to do. I enjoy spreading sunshine and daydreams to the world...small woodland animals follow me around. I wonder if that's why my mom sang "Close to You" to me when I was a child.
We are a happily married couple, both bi. We enjoy getting together with like-minded couples and like-minded singles for some good, clean, wholesome adult fun ;-P. Here's the skinny...Although we do enjoy meeting new people and getting together for occasional adult fun there is also this other thing out there that is called REAL LIFE. Sometimes real life gets in the way of all the fun stuff and you have to prioritize. Like most people, we are caught between kids, jobs, school, the day-to-day grind and our desires. So please understand that we don't always have as much time to play as we would like. We still enjoy meeting other like-minded people. If you are still with us after reading through the boring part... We are a married white couple. both 36. He is as described above and is the same as the photos. In other words, 6'2", 240. Brown/blue, beard, tattoos. On the other hand, she is 5'9", 150, brown/green, and she is TOTALLY hotter in real life than in the photos. We have seen and done a bunch of fun stuff, but we relly want to get together with another couple with a bi male and female. That would be nifty. Singles are fun too, but we are only interested in bi-men or women between the ages of 25-50.
I've only got about 50...and I don't understand...I'm wearing the nifty aluminum foil hat just like they told me to but I'm not finding any more eggs than without it. :-P
Not yet. Still have all of them as fantasies. Sadly. Look up "nifty" stories and she made me a bottom. Most of my fantasies involve a transgender person. Or a couple. Or a group.
try youporn lots of nifty stuff there. youporn/gay is kinda lame, is all hunky GQ guys, not my thing, i like hairy muscle bears woo hoooo!!! woof woof! not much bi stuff there but its free.
I have been a long time fan of going to Adult Theaters for naughty play. The excitement of sitting in a semi-dark theater with a perfect stranger whom I have never said a word to sucking my cock as others around us watch and jo is a huge thrill to me. I have had many such encounters. After meeting my wife I would tell her of my theater adventures. She thought they was really hot too. We tried to go as a couple a few times and only once was it very fun. That was in a theater in Las Vegas and she ended up nearly naked (sun dress completely unbuttoned and laying open, nothing else on but shoes). At one point she had 4 or 5 pairs of hands feeling her tits and pussy and legs as she sucked one cock and I sucked another... After playing for a long time I crawled between her legs and fucked her as a couple guys fingered my butt and tweaked my tits. She had a cock in her mouth as I filled her cunt with cum. Such fun.

Our other attempts to relive that exp have been ruined by way too aggressive and pushy guys. So now I go alone wishing I could sneak her in without anyone seeing her so she could see all of the fun I have. All of the theaters here in Sacramento are closed now, damn it. There is one 70 miles away and another 90 miles away so I don't get to them as often as i'd like.

How many of you go to adult theaters for fun, either men going alone or going as a couple? Any ladies ever attempt to go alone? Do you have a theater near you where at least some cock sucking can happen? Love to hear about all of your stories and hear where the good theaters are located.

Mike

PS
I have posted a story of my first adult theater experience on the Nifty's Sex Story web page under gay/encounters titled Adult Theater Experience.

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