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I am looking for a woman/women to help free me from my boring past. I've always been with women with no imagination, thus the experiences have been minimal to say the least. I am looking for either a teacher to help show me the light, or someone to travel the path with and discover new things together. Thank you for your time.
1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in
the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.

2. Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut.

3. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.

4. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one
?
They don't stop and ask for directions.

5. How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?
He buys two cases of beer.

6. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
The bonds mature.

7. Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

8. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.

9. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

10. What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?
A widow.

11. When do you care for a man's company?
When he owns it.

12. Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go
to the fridge.

13. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

14. What is the one thing that all men at
singles bars have in common?
They're married.

15. Man says to God:
"God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says:"So you would love her."
"But God," the man says,
"why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you.
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My guy and I are wanting to experience a threesome with another girl. I'm very curious and looking forward to it and he really wants to watch me be with another girl. We live around the casper area and am looking forward to when this can happen!
Looking for a attractive female that has a good head on her shoulder to hang out and get a drink.We are a couple looking but it goes by if I am feeling it and beware I am picky.If interestead give me an e-mail
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yes it is 9"...
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paula
Hey There!!

try to give me some advance notice, coming from Richmond area, but would love to play!!

PAT
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, Courtney
I'm in town that week and can cum over and play! And I am practically in the neighborhood!
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