|Leesan||Hi ,I like your foto.|
|andrew9||no prob guy glad for that foto time just let me know|
|Patticakepussycat||by the way, Iam sure there are plenty of gay guys posing as bi, so if i send them a pussy foto, that is wrong too....just be truthful and say....what you want to see...I see nothing wrong with my pic!!!....spank it or u know!!!|
If I had a penis I'd wear it outside
In cafes and car lots with pomp and with pride
If I had a penis I'd pamper it proper
I'd stay in the tub and use me as a stopper
If I had a penis I'd take it to parties
Stretch it and stroke it and shove it at smarties
I'd take it to pet shows and teach it to stay
I'd stuff it in turkeys on thanksgiving day
I'd rival my buddies in sportscars and stick-shifts
I'd shower my spire with girlies and gifts
I'd peek around corners
I'd aim at my toilet
I'd poke it at foreigners
And soap it and oil it
If I had a penis I'd run to my mother
Comb out the hair and compare it to brother
I'd lance her, I'd knight her, my hands would indulge
Pants would seem tighter and buckle and bulge
A penis to plunder, a penis to push
Cause one in the hand is worth one in the bush
A penis to love me, a penis to share...
To pick up and play with when nobody's there
I'd sit like a guy, I'd straddle the chair
I'd play with my fly, albeit with care
I'd dip it in chocolate, I'd stick it in sockets
Go to the movies with hands deep in pockets
I'd stick it in vacuums on vacant verandas
Gas-guzzling bottles and poodles and pandas
And puddles and drain pipes and doggies and ditches,
Pool halls and potholes and bottles and bitches...
If I had a penis, I'd climb every mountain
I'd force it on females
I'd pee like a fountain...
If I had a penis I'd still be a girl,
But I'd make much more money and conquer the world.
|carol_danny||AJAXXX missed the point. No one is saying don't put up penis pictures, they are saying please show us more than just that. I will let you men in on a little secret, the penis is really not that important! I want to see the whole package, as do most women I really hate it when I get a message from a guy, and he attaches 20 pictures of his penis! One is not enough? You're chances of meeting women or couples will greatly improve if you show us more than just your penis. For me, it's a real turn off as that tells me the man in question is only thinking of one thing. |
I understand fully about not wanting to show your face, not everyone is comfortable doing that. You can still show full body pictures with your face blurred out, and make a note in your profile about how you will exchange proper pictures on request.
|carol_danny||Sorry Robert, but we must disagree with your entire post. Your analogy about your grandfather just doesn't work in this day. We do look at much more then just the pussy and the dick, we look at the package surrounding everything. Sure, 50 years ago, your Grandfather may have said "All Women look the same when you stand em on their heads." But that was a really sexist attitude that doesn't hold true today. Most of us are looking for more that just the genitals, as we realize the genitals are such a small part of real sex. The person is the most important part of sex. Everything else is secondary.|
Yes, to the man, how we treat the penis is quite important, and most women understand that. But to the woman, it really is not the "end all and be all" of sex. It's just part of it.
I will say that I have been with many men, both big and small. My sexual satisfaction has never had anything to do with penis size. That is some sort of myth that men seem to propagate. I really don't care about the size of a man's penis, and most of the women I know in the Lifestyle don't either. It;s the attitude of the man that gets me off, the way he makes love to me, not the size of his dick. size is really the least of my concerns. I truly feel sorry for any woman that thinks otherwise, as they are missing out on some real fun.
Yes Robert, we women understand that your penis is important to you. It's just not all that important to us! You guys need to understand that. We prefer the package the penis is wrapped in that the penis itself
|carol_danny||Actually, there is a surgical procedure that will make your penis an inch longer on average. It has to do with cutting the ligament that supports your penis. It's become a fairly common cosmetic surgery for men.|
|Curious1srching||OK I found the answer. heres prolly more than you wanted to know...hehe|
Erect Length Measuring:
Erect length is what anyone is interested in. And it is best to measure from the side of the penis. This method is the standardized and used by researchers to measure the "average penis size" which is incidentally between 6" - 6.5" erect length. First of all make sure you have a 100% erection where you would consider your penis the "most erect". While holding your penis below the head and place the ruler next to it with your other hand. The ruler must be slightly pressing against your pubic bone. Measure to the nearest millimeter and be sure that you do not EXAGGERATE the measurement. It is recommended that you under exaggerate, because exaggeration on the measurement could result a lack of motivation in the future.
Flaccid Length Measuring:
Flaccid length of the penis is dictated by many factors, including the ambient temperature. This might mean that you have contradicting results depending on the temperature of the situation that you are in currently. In order to keep results accurate we provide a standardized way for measuring the flaccid penis. Flaccid gains are the first gains coming with penis enlargement program. You should stand up straight and extend your flaccid penis in front of you (it is really important NOT to stretch it), your penis should now be parallel with the floor. Now, place the ruler next to your penis so it is slightly pressing against the pubic bone. The ruler and your penis should be parallel with each other (as shown in the video).
Flaccid Girth Measuring:
The girth is extremely awkward to measure cause many people have different measurements of girth size, depending on which part of the penis they actually measure. The standardized way is to measure in the centre of the penis shaft. While flaccid, hold your penis out in front of you and then, wrap a tape measure around. You do not have to pull the tape measure too hard, pull it to a reasonable level and try to remember this LEVEL of pulling for the next time. Average flaccid length of girth is about 3"-4". On our photographs the model has really large flaccid length and girth and it is most likely that yours will be smaller.
Erect Girth Measuring:
Firstly, make sure your penis is 100% erect and then go on measuring. Now, hold your penis out in front of you so it is parallel with the floor. With your other hand place the tape measure around the penis making sure not to pull too much tight. The average erect girth is 5" - 5.5" according to the most recent surveys.
|nutothis972||I have a question for ladies who like both anal and vaginal intercourse. How would you compare one to the other? How are they alike and how are they different? I love the feel of either a strapon or a penis sliding in and out of my ass! I am wondering if this wonderful feeling is like what a woman feels with a penis sliding in and out of her vagina. Thank you for any replies.|
|dfb6734||There are two doctors in the U.S. who are willing to do this surgical procedure for a very high price. Around $18,000.00. The success rate is about 3%. Recovery rate is 4 to 8 months with a great deal of discomfort in that time period. This procedure is not recommended by the American Medical Association because of it's high cost and extremely low success rate. Plastic surgery to inject fat in the penis is a successful procedure, however, it will only make the penis fatter and not longer and must be done every 6 to 8 months. In my further research I found a device that is accepted by the A.M.A. It is a mechanical device that you clamp to your penis at the head and base. Over a period of time you change out the screws to longer ones thus stretching the penis a little at a time. Best outcome is 2" in about 12 months. The cost is around $ 300.00 and up. You most keep it on for a long time. LOL. Go on the internet and look-up penile extensions.|
|nybili||hey, i started with just that, wanting to touch another penis and or mutually masturbate another guy. Slowly, it led to more than that. The first time i saw two guys kissing, i thougth it was a turn off. I couldnt see myself doing that. then, i had my first kiss and then i sucked on my firs penis. This has progressed to the point where i am happy having sex with both men and women. Basically, it all turns me on now. Naked women and naked men. with both is quite enjoyable.|
|txpb40||I would like to know everyones thoughts on pumping. Using Breast Pumps , Pumps and Pumps. I have started trying penis and breast pumps and it seems to make me more senative plus adding some size.|
|citrus||It's my mouth on that penis. I'm a happy man when my mouth is filled with penis .|
|clarkjr||Hi Nelson, Yes they really work but there is a learning curve to the procedure. First, you should make sure that there is a good seal at the base of the pump, second, be able to constrict the blood flow from out of the penis with a cock ring ( some thing adjustable) and third, shave your groin to prevent getting pubic hairs caught. Penetration and intercourse is possible, but limit it to 30 minutes at most. I have a lot of experience and will be glad to answer any questions you might have. By the way, I ended up with a penis implant. Clark|
|nutothis972||Absolutely! I have several good friends that I fuck bareback with. to feel my penis and his rectum or his penis and my rectum caressing each other skin-to-skin. to feel him shooting his semen inside me.|
I'm new to this site but thought i had to reply to this topic. First off, loved it Pierced Couple,needed a good laugh early in the morning up here in the frozen Northland called Canada. Yes, i have to agree with most people the " Shot " is rather stupid and coming from a guy ( no pun intended) rather embarrassing. We gentlemen of the world, have not always endear ourselves when it comes to women and their feelings and understandings. A "penis shot" is not going to get that lady or couple jump up and exclaim "well, he has a nice looking penis ,so he must be nice too." No, in fact most time I'm sure if a couple is looking the women may look at the picture and say 'nice cock" or "i've seen bigger", or 'how cow that is not going near/in me". Myself and wife would like to see the couple/single person, for 87% of people of the world are "visual". We need to see people faces for this is as a way for our brains to "see " if this or that person is friend or foe. Looking at one's penis doesn't help us to connect with this person. Old saying says the "eyes are the gateway to the soul" which i think most people do is we meet,look someone in the face and decide if we wish to be friendly or an asshole to this person. Looking straight into a penis usually ends in a mess and the lady complaining about something burning in her eyes - lol. also since i mention I'm from Canada we are very big up here on spelling and grammar, not in one language but two. So yes, if you are not sure of word ,there is a button that came with your computer and it is called "spell check". Well, off to shovel my driveway and start my day, thanks for letting me have my 2 cents. Good day to all.
You are right to a point. Size really dosent matter. There are some people that it really maters to but not as many as youd think. When it does its more girth you want not length. From every thing I read size maters more to men then it does women. Specifically the guy with the penis. Youve got a mouth and hands use them. Even if the little guy cant get the job done for her his friends can.
Heres some penis facts I got from the ball trimmer site.
6" & below 75% of all males
7" 15% of all males
8" 3% of all males
9" only 2 in 1000 men
10" less than 1 in 10,000 men
11" less than 5000 in the whole world
The average testicle size is 2.5" long by 1.25" wide...
The human male has the largest penis (proportional to body) of all bipeds.
During WWII there were 9 documented cases of men with 3 testicles
Hers something to think about the next time your in court...
To "Testify" was based on men at the Roman Court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.
|seniornudistbi_guy||Men On A Leash|
I definately have a fantasy of being a sex slave for a couple who would keep me on a penis leash and use me for themselves and their friends pleasure!
There's a nude beach near me with a remote section where sex goes on. I like to go there on a hot day, spread out my towel in a semi-secluded area just visible from the trail, and lie nude on my back reading a book -- or pretending to. My penis would be spongy but not hard.
People walk by every few minutes and most look in, then move on. But some find an excuse to linger. And when they do, and I find them interesting, I let my penis get a little bigger. This usually brings them in closer, pretending they are conversing or admiring the ocean. By this time I am hard. If they drop the pretense and look at me directly I will reach down and pull back my foreskin so my large tip is fully exposed. All the time I'll be looking at my book but secretly watching them.
If they are totally focused on my penis I will roll on my side facing them and give them the clearest possible view as I slowly stroke up and down. By this time somebody will usually say something like, "You're big," or, "You are so hard." I will reply by saying something like, "I like to be watched." If the watcher is a young guy, even if his gf is along, he'll usually be hard too by this time and and I'll invite him to share the towel.
I usually jerk off with a guy or for a woman to watch for about 20 minutes. Then I say something like, "Is it okay if I orgasm?" Believe me, that's something everybody likes to watch.
So I'll stroke slowly, all the way up and all the way down, fully exposing the big tip each time, and at the same time describe my inner process: "I can feel the sperm making its way through my loins and slowly up my penis. When it reaches the top that will trigger my orgasm."
I'm pretty noisy when I cum and as I get close I moan and gasp. Then as I lose control I say something like "Here it comes!" Short, sharp bursts of thick white sperm shoot from my cock in rapid succession, arcing into the sand. As the flow ebbs I stay hard and massage my tip for extended pleasure. There are murmurs of, "Great!" and "Good one!"
I'll say thanks and lie flat on my back to recover, utterly relaxed and swimming in a fog of post-orgasm euphoria. I cannot reach this intensity of climax unless at least one person is watching.
|OrallyFixated36||Women Who Like Oral Sex|
As a circumcised guy, you've got to understand that it gets a bit numb down there. A good blowjob increases the sensation in the penis so that vaginal sex will be a lot more enjoyable for the guy. I won't usually fuck a girl unless she gives a GOOD BJ beforehand.
We have enjoyed anal sex for close to 20 years. Danny has always had a fetish for anal, and slowly introduced Carol to it. We practise anal sex on a very regular basis, and have introduced many men (and some women) to their first anal sex experience.
A little twist on anal sex that all couples should try.....take a good vibrator and put it in the guys ass, turn it up ALL the way! The guy lies on his back, and lets the woman get on top. The vibration travels right through the guy, into his penis, it's amazing! ...for both partners.
Danny & Carol