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30yo bi-curious male. Just looking for a little fun. Like to get to know someone, share a few pictures and see if we click. I think it is only polite for you to have pictures if you e-mail me, I like to know who I'm talking to.
I am clean and disease free looking to try something that I have always resisted but in recent years has become a desire of mine - to share my sensuality with a couple. I am a well educated, and stable person. I am more of a giver than a taker and enjoy slow erotic foreplay. I am not looking for millions of encounters - just a few select couples who would enjoy my company too. I have private pictures uploaded. Message me if you are interested.
My wife and I have been married over 30 years. I am a white guy; 5'10; 190#; pretty fit for my age. She is Asian; 5'; a little overweight. We are happily married and enjoy sex together but also enjoy getting together with another couple for some sexual fun. WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR SINGLE GUYS OR MARRIED GUYS PLAYING ALONE. Please get back to us if you are interested in talking about getting together. We have more pictures to share.
We are both completely Bisexual, and enjoy both men and women equally. We are very open to everything, and we are both quite versatile, meaning we can "Top" and/or "Bottom". We also play together and separately, and can entertain one person or a large group of people. It's all good. We are very secure in our relationship so we will also play on our own without the other present, but only with people that we know and are comfortable with. The other always knows what is happening, as we don't "cheat" an each other, but enjoy a truly open Lifestyle. We will admit that the "Couples Only" concepts of the '80s and '90s just aren't for us anymore, even though we also do play with other couples. Just the rigidity that some people have has become a bit of a turn off for us. We really don't take our sex too seriously, as sex is supposed to be fun, and not a porn movie. So our desires are people that have fun with their sex and take it lightly. We also believe that friendship greatly enhances the sexual pleasure between like-minded people, so another desire is to have sex with the friends we make We have never considered ourselves "hot" or "sexy" as that truly is in the eye of the beholder. What is sexy to one person, may not be to another. We are just your average, fun-loving couple, and after you read our profile and view our pictures, you can (and will) make your own judgement. We really are no longer into playing dress-up or doing the "sexy clothes" thing, which is the main reason we no longer go to Swing Clubs. We just like to be natural and comfortable, and we like the people we meet to feel the same way. Swinging is a Lifestyle, not a Fashion Show We have been in the Lifestyle a long, long time, and are quite "experienced" (whatever that means) although we still consider ourselves only occasional swingers. We are a very open and friendly couple, and really enjoy meeting and talking with new people, and are usually quite comfortable in most situations. We only practise safer-sex, so condom use for either anal or vaginal penetration is a must. But we both enjoy oral sex bareback, and we both love to swallow as much CUM as we can be fed. We prefer partners who feel the same way about safer-sex as we do. So, if what we say is of any interest, please just message us. We also feel that since we took the time to write this, you should take the time to tell us a bit about yourselves. If another single guy writes us with something like "Let's meet" and nothing else, I'll scream! We answer all sincere e-mails, but will disregard quick messages with no true content to them. We also appreciate pictures, especially from the single guys. We've just been misled too many times. Thank you for your time, Carol xoxoxo & Danny BIG NOTE THAT WE WISH PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY READ: As we both work on the Internet for a living, we are not into private chats, instant messaging or webcams, other than for an initial meeting or quick notices. We also do not trade pictures, so please don't ask, there should be more than enough in our profile to satiate any curiosity. We are not into phone sex in the least. Our preference is to meet in a public place, like a bar or coffee shop. We live in the West Island area of Montreal, and neither of us speak a word of French (transplanted Anglos). SIDE NOTE ABOUT MESSAGES: We don't answer any messages until we both have had a chance to read it. You will get a response that your message to us was read, but it may take a day or two for us to respond due to the personal requirement that we BOTH read before responding. Please have a bit of patience. We also will ignore messages from people who don't have a proper profile or pictures and who want to "hook up". Would you agree to meet someone sight unseen? No, us either.
64yo bisexual male. I enjoy all aspects of my bisexuality. I am married but play alone. Looking for clean, d&d free men, women, or couples to play with. Very versatile and enjoy most everything but pain. Very oral. WARNING: NO entity or institution has my permission to use my pictures description or information in any matter or to release such information to any other party or entity to use. Violation of this will result in legal action.
We like to consider ourselves an average couple with average expectations. We are not Ken and Barbie, nor do we expect Ken and Barbie, however we do expect height/weight proportionate to ourselves. He is 5'-10", 180lbs, blond hair, blue eyes and likes to have fun but is shy at first. 46 years old and in descent shape (V-safe). We will be the first to admit that we are not Ken and Barbie (and we don't expect others to be as well), but we think we hold our own. She is 5'-6", 145 lbs dark brown to blondish hair (changes), green/hazel eyes and is very outspoken and outgoing. 51 years old but you'd never know it...really she is mistaken for her 30's all the time! Check out her pictures...you be the judge!!! We have other albums to share to those we are interested in, so don't be shy...lets talk and maybe we will share more!
NO MARRIED MEN CHEATING ON THEIR WIVES! is carrying a few extra pounds from after having a kidney/pancreas transplant. Also right after that transplant lost both legs below the knee yet still getting all over the place just fine. Has short blondish hair. He has a pretty hairy chest. Very polite, not pushy. Likes to tend to others needs. He is more of a bottom type. Likes various conversations and enjoys people. I know the leg issue runs folks off. If you are really that shallow of a person to be that way she especially would have no interest in you no matter what you had to offer. People all too often say they are open minded. Do not lie to yourself. Physical changes can happen to anyone at anytime. It takes a real person to know how to deal with things that life throws out and to be able to stay positive and to never give up. She's average built with reddish/brown hair which goes just too her shoulders. Got a little bit of belly going on from having three kids and has been trying to work on it Beautiful big nipples too! conversation and joking around. She is smart and very friendly. We are just very real people with nothing to hide. We are far from the "Ken and Barbie" type. Never have been and never will be. We both are very honest, trustworthy and not judgmental. We both have a great sense of humor and love to laugh and enjoy life. We are both D&D free. We are also clean. Have 3 kids around here and often some of their friends. We need to get away some days......... She's recently widowed after a 15 year marriage and I am recently divorced after an 8 year marriage and 10 year relationship. She is born and raised in this area and I am originally from the burbs of Detroit. Been together since May of 2007.
I'm a bi-curious professional looking for discreet friends. I'm a married guy, very happy with my relationship and my sex life with her. She is a wonderful girl and I love her greatly. But one thing is missing. I have always been attracted by cocks and balls; mine, yours and many others. I want bi friends who feel comfortable together and enjoy occasionally getting naked together, massaging, mutual masturbation, giving each other hand jobs and head. JO buddies. Cyber-sex buddies. I知 not interested in fucking a guy or being fucked by a guy. Definitely not interested in pain, piss-play, or ass play. I'm a bit shy at first. I warm up quickly to people who are relaxed. I like having intelligent, honest conversations. I enjoy being around people who are comfortable with themselves and easy going. I like having sex with folks who have many interests besides sex. I知 clean, healthy, and drug and disease free, and I want to stay that way. I知 interested in hearing what other people are interested in, trying nearly anything at least once, and I enjoy intelligent conversations. I don稚 like folks who are pushy and think that their way is the only way it can be. I知 not big on political or religious ideologues or heavily opinionated in any other way. size isn稚 a big deal to me (no pun, of course). Lengthwise I知 on the short-average size, just shy of 6 and cut. My balls are shaved and my hair trimmed. I致e enjoyed stroking guys with shorter cocks and with much longer cocks than mine. I love variety!! I prefer cut to uncut. I appreciate a nice set balls, too. I prefer folks who are athletic or average in build. I little overweight is ok (who isn't?) but grossly overweight is a turnoff for me.
For single males: On weekends when she is working (every other weekend), he enjoys getting together for MM play at our place during the day. So far MM and MMM playing has been taking place. Things are warm, safe and discrete. So if you are a male who wants to try new things in a safe place, drop an email. If you are experienced and want good MM fun, drop an email. All that is asked is that you be clean, respectful and truly interested. If you are really interested in her (and I can't blame you for that), she won't be there. For Couples: Now, as a couple, we only play with other couples, no single males. Hopefully, that clears up some questions we have been getting. We are a MWC who enjoy exploring and expanding our sexual adventures. We are professional and well-educated. Both really enjoy oral, giving as well as getting and full swap. We are clean, non-smoking, disease/drug-free, but like our alcohol (wine especially). Guys, please note, she definitely prefers non-smokers. Favorite activities include many hiking trips in Yellowstone, roller-blading, dinners out, trips to the Caribbean, the beach and riding with the top down at fast speeds. Both really enjoy oral, giving as well as getting and full swap. We are looking for multiple partner sessions with couples. Good fun and laughs, but definitely, great sex. We have a wonderful hottub and fireplace to help with the "enjoyment." Our partners must be clean and flexible (we have kids). She is a sexy MILF. Her turnoffs are hairy backs and facial hair. "J" is clean shaven since that is what "M" likes. But it's not required for our playmates. Her turnons are people who know how to use their tongues, lips and fingers. Gentle is the way for her. She really knows how to "squeeze." His turnons are, well, he's a guy, so you know what that means. He does like to deep throat a nice hard cock. We aren't into long email sessions. We like to exchange pictures and have fun. If you would like to meet in a public place first for drinks and conversation, that's fine also. We are easy-going. SINGLE GUYS: As a couple, we ARE NOT looking for single guys. However, if you are interested in some good M-M playing, he is definitely interested. But, you need to make that clear in your email to us.
* * LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE: I'm addicted to bi sex. I'm always seeking over-sexual bi's for delicious times... * WHY WE SHOULD HOOK-UP: 1) We love porn 2) We love bi sex 3) We love toys # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # * Now, details..... WHO AM I? A 6'2" 205 lbs, tanned, athletic, bisexual guy that tastes great and are definitely filling (8"+). I love women and men and enjoy intimate times with both.. I HAVE A LOT OF GOOD FRIENDS and am successful in my career. I'm here to live and explore my other side. I'm fun to be around, low maintenance, and completely enjoy sharing pleasure with women, men and couples. I LOVE ORAL SEX -- giving and receiving, with women and men. I love the feeling of another's orgasm as well as my own around an excited cock. Don't allow my candor and rhetoric fool you. I'm a classy guy that enjoys the best but also appreciates simple things. But I also love feeling it deep in my throat while my appreciative woman watches jealously. I like to wear my Oakley's while you take some rally nasty pictures and videos of me deep throating the nearest cock. I've done well and need the same from my friends. I dress casually but can slip on the monkey suite and turn heads. I always present a professional image so very few know of my passion and how I love to please others. But I'm most comfortable in my birthday suite with you!! I'M AN OUTGOING "PEOPLE PERSON" who enjoys meeting new, fun people to go to sporting events (Lakers, Clippers, Dodgers, Angels, Kings, s, USC) with and later have hot, dynamite sex. # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # * Now to my "other side: I MAY APPEAR TO BE[/B] the "All American boy next door", I'm actually a kinky, nasty, errotic, well hung (8" and very oral 39 yo bi guy who looks like I'm 30 and acts like I'm 25. I'M A SEXUAL EPICUREAN AND LOVE PUSSY AND BIG COCK (not necessarily in that order). I like it all. I'm searching for those elusive bi's who are like me -- ovesexed, always horny and who can't get enough sex. I need someone to share myself, my sex and my life with. Bisexuals only. IN THE BEDROOM I love to play with sex toys (dildos and vibrators) and watch xxx porno DVDs. I love the feeling of being "filled-up" with a delicious dildo or vibrator. I especially like making others cum and the thought of a shooting cock makes me quiver! It's so damn hot..... WHEN WATCHING PORN or enjoying each other I love sliding a delicious dildo in my ass and having the best and hardest orgasms possible. I also love the hot, nasty feeling of a delicious cock banging away at me and women with their strap ons having their way with me. I LOVE BEING FILLED UP and crave that errotic feeling of a cockhead sliding deep inside my ass...... FINALLY, I LOVE snowballing with women and men who want to share cum! LET'S CUM TOGETHER SOON!!!!! Paul My Ideal Person: MY UTLIMATE GOAL: To meet young, kinky, open-minded bi women whom I can spoil and be her sugar daddy. She must be open to anything. Also to meet youngish, bi men for bi sex. I also want to make some very good sex/fuck friends. They will also be special friends that can share a closeness and some very intimate thoughts and times. Discretion is very important to me. I want my special friends to share privacy and intimacy. I'm very bi. I'm interested in hot, nasty, erotic sex with kinky, nasty uninhibited and open minded bi gals and (well hung) bi guys who love the same things as me: Well hung bi guys, kinky bi gals, couples and groups. I love eating pussy and sucking cock. Let's get together, life is too short.
I have always been curious sexually and really enjoy both voyeurism and exhibitionism. I am probably more bi-sexual at this point than just bi-curious. I have had a few experiences and have enjoyed them all. I guess I can share a few with you. I talked my wife into going to a swinger's club just to watch 6 or 7 years ago. We both really enjoyed the atmospher and the voyeurism. She was afraid that people would approach her or would pressure us to have sex with them; but that didn't happen and the people were actually very friendly, nice and sociable. Since then we have been to dozens of clubs together (most of these clubs only allow couples). I would love to swing and swap partners with another couple; but my wife is not ready to see me with another women. About 5 years ago, we went to a club in New York city. They have a policy that if you want to go back into the play rooms, you have to take your clothes off. My wife decided to humor me; so we got naked and joined the action. She was seated on a couch and I was in front of her eating her out while a large black guy was doing the same to his girlfriend who was sitting right next to my wife. I watch as he slowly slid up and placed his huge cock at the entrance to his girlfriend's pussy. I couldn't take my eyes off of his cock, but as I glanced down at my wife, I saw that she was watching the same thing that I was. After a few minutes, the guys politely asked if he could feel my wife's 34G breasts. I turned to her and whispered in to her ear, "he asked me if he could feel your breasts?". She surprised me by saying, "Really? He actually asked you if he could feel my tits?". I said, "Yes". So she said "OK". I turned back to the guy and gestured for him to help himself. As he reached over to caress her boobs, I slowly inserted my cock into my wife's pussy. I couldn't believe how wet she was. After a minute, the guy removed his hand, so I leaned forward to say thank you to my wife. But she surprised me again and said "I bet you would like to see him fuck me with that huge cock, wouldn't you?" I just nodded and then said "why? would you do it?" She said "yes." As quick as I could, before she changed her mind, I turned to the black guy and asked him if we would like to fuck my wife. In the blink of an eye, he reached for another condom, opened the package with one hand, pulled out of his girlfriend and unrolled the condom onto his gigantic cock. I quickly moved up next to my wife so I had a good view and then the guy slowly started to inch his thick dick into my wife's dripping cunt. A thousand emotions flashed through my mind in that moment; but I was out of my mind turned on. Anyway, he very fucked her very sensuously for a few minutes until my wife came. He wasn't finished but politely pulled out and went back to fucking his girlfriend. Nothing has come close to the excitement of that moment. I have been hooked on watching my wife fuck and suck other men ever sense. We attended a few gang-bang parties where lots of pre-screened men show up to allow women to fuck as many guys as they want. I really got off watching my wife pick out the guys and blow or fuck them. Next we found a straight guy on the internet that my wife was willing to meet for a MFM threesome. He was a nice guy and we met him 5 or six times. During one of those meetings, I slid up behind my wife while she was riding his cock and inserted my dick into her ass. She went absolutely crazy. She is usually very quite during sex, but this time she was yelling and screaming "God YES!! Fuck Me!". She came like crazy over and over. We did that again once and it was just as good the second time; but then that guy got a girlfriend and didn't want to play anymore. We have met up with about half-dozen other men. One of them had a beautiful dick about 8 inches long but a reasonable width. He saw me fascinated by his dick and asked me if I wanted to touch it. I shyly said yes. Then I took ahold of it and slowly started to stroke it up and down. I wanted so bad to take into my mouth but was afraid i would freak him out; so instead I offered it back to my wife. After that, I couldn't stop thinking about sucking a cock. I finally found an adult bookstore where I read that all types attended. Gay guys are the most common, but bi-guys and women looking for gang-bangs also show up from time-to-time. I visited there several times and had witnessed some interesting things; but on this one particular evening, there was only me and one other guy in the place. He was sitting on the other side of the room looking strangely at each other. He suddenly got up and walk over to me. He was standing in front of me and he said "Hi, my name is Joe". I said "Hi." He then asked me if I ever sucked a cock before and I said "No." He then said "Would you like to?" I said, "Yes. I think I would." He then pulled his shorts down and off. He wasn't wearing any underwear so his flaccid penis was directly in front of my face. It looked really small, and I was actually a bit surprised. But I leaned forward and placed my lips around his entire shaved cock and balls. It felt really strange: spongy and soft yet rubbery at the same time. He immediately started to get hard; and within a few seconds, it had grown to a couple of inches. So I started moving my mouth up and down on his cock while he stood in front of me. I was enjoying the fact that I could take his entire cock in my mouth; but that didn't last long. His dick kept on growing and was soon too big to fit comfortably in my mouth without gagging; so I moved my hand up and started stroking his shaft while moving my lips and tongue on the head. I felt a strange sense of power at that point that was out of character for me. I reached up, grabbed his hips and turned up toward the couch and made him sit down. I then moved between his legs and continued to give him a blow job. I was afraid he might come in my mouth; so I started jacking his cock with both hands paying extra attention to his frenulum while teasing his head. He started moaning like crazy and saying "Oh my god, I'm going to come!" I stroked his shaft more trying not to touch the head hoping that it would stretch it out; but he soon shot a rope of come up over my head. I really couldn't believe it. It happened so fast and afterwards, I was disappointed that I didn't let him come in my mouth. I really wanted to know what it would have felt like to have that powerful shot of come hitting the back of my throat. At that point, the owner of the shop popped his head in the door and shouted out that it was closing time. We picked up our things and left. I went straight out to my car and masturbated to one the most powerful orgasms of my life. Again, I was hooked. I went back to that same bookstore a couple of months later. This time, I told my wife that I wanted to jerk-off another guy and she said "Ok. You can play with other guys; just no playing with other women." I hadn't told her about my first experience. I'm sure she would have been fine with it; but for some reason just felt like something I should keep to myself. I had a few more bookstore experiences; but the fear of STS's keeps me from going back there. I got the curiosity out of my system; so now I only want more traditional experiences. My wife and I were approached by a guy who listed himself as bi and seemed nice and cute. My wife, knowing that I wanted to suck a cock but not knowing that I already had, asked me if I wanted to try a threesome with him. I jumped at it and we did hook up with the guy. My wife and I started out by sharing his cock with each of us taking turns sucking and licking his head or shaft. We moved to the bed and my wife continued to blow him while he sucked my dick. My god, did he know how to suck cock! Anyway, he came in my wife's mouth and she swallowed it all. He got up to go to the bath room and my wife turned to me and said "Oh my god, he tasted so good. You would have loved it!" I was really disappointed then. From that point on, I couldn't get the idea of swallowing a load of cum out of my mind. We found another bi-guy that joined us for a play date and I finally got taste my first load of cum only he didn't cum much so I barely knew it happened. I have never tried anal sex with a man (giving or getting); but I do fantasize about it. I guess that would have to be under the right conditions. At this point, I am really up for trying just about anything once. The only thing I am not into is male-on-male intimacy like hugging and kissing and I am not really into getting my nipples pinched or sucked. I would, however, really like to find a bi-guy for some occasional fun when the urge strikes (him or me). I would love to find someone that I trust enough to play with from time to time - no strings attached - that won't turn into a drama and wonit disrupt my otherwise normal life. While my wife accepts my needs when it comes to other men; I still prefer to keep it discrete and private.

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AJAXXX missed the point. No one is saying don't put up penis pictures, they are saying please show us more than just that. I will let you men in on a little secret, the penis is really not that important! I want to see the whole package, as do most women I really hate it when I get a message from a guy, and he attaches 20 pictures of his penis! One is not enough? You're chances of meeting women or couples will greatly improve if you show us more than just your penis. For me, it's a real turn off as that tells me the man in question is only thinking of one thing.

I understand fully about not wanting to show your face, not everyone is comfortable doing that. You can still show full body pictures with your face blurred out, and make a note in your profile about how you will exchange proper pictures on request.
With so many countries now embracing Gay Marriage, should there be a push to do the same with Plural Marriage?
After all, assuming that ALL the parties involved are fully consenting adults, what's wrong with say four guys becoming husbands or a man having two or more wives etc.
Some religions and sects encourage it and until the later middle ages it was common all over the world - Although this was almost always one man with many wives.
We're open to the idea, indeed a couple more husbands and another wife would be quite useful to us right now!
By the way, this post isn't intended to sort out the issues of human relationship and the problems that would happen in plural marriage, just the principle
Have you considered a local swingers club - while there is play at the clubs, many go for the social connections - just to meet others, and straight husbands with bi wives is the norm, although a lot of the husbands are bi, just don't admit it openly. I have talked to many couples that have given up trying for on line connections, just because of all the BS involved (fakes, posers, etc.). Connecting on here takes a lot of time and patience, and the ability to sort through a lot of chaf.
Some husbands like to surprise their wives by showing their to their friends !!
a couple of wives have watched my with their husbands, a great turn on for all of us
I was reading an article online about how morman men can have multiple wives so why couldnt women have multiple husband..at the end of the article the woman stated that it was a nice fantasy like it couldnt be possible. I am asking for ya'lls opinion on this if men can have multiple wives why is it so impossible to believe that women can have multiple husbands..is it so crazy to believe that women want this or is it just me. Thoughts, opionions, comments, anything.
I would also like to add a little something. If you are replying to someones profile because you would like to meet, please read the profile!! In our case, we took the time to completely, and thoughtfully, fill out the entire profile, yet we constantly get questions that are already answered. I also state that I am not into one-on-one chatting, into webcams, or trading pictures. Yet ever second response is a request for chat, cam, or more pictures! It can drive you crazy!!

I would also like to point out to our single male "members" that I am not at all interested in seeing 25 different pictures of your "member"! One is more than enough, and even then, I don't really care. As a woman, I want to see the whole package, not just a close up of your penis.

I will get messages from guys, and before I answer back (if I do) I always check their complete profile. When all I see are close-up penis pictures, and two word, monosyllabic answers (if they bother to answer at all), I think to myself, why bother even responding?! As Curious1srching said, we want to know more, so fill out those profiles.

And another thing (I'm on a rant here) when you message someone, please say something more than "Let's meet!" or "You're hot, when can we get together". You're really not doing much to sell yourself.

Carol xoxoxo
Yeah thats what got me doing the reading online and started my interest in what others opions and thoughts are. I guess i just cant firgure out why so many people seem sto not want to think of women having multiple husbands and it seems so ok for men to have multiple wives. I would so be all for it if it wasnt illegal. Thanks for your input nessa.
Mmm that ass of yours looks might tasty white boy. Tell me have you eve considered having a Black Bull Master? I have 3 sluts who I am there Cuckold Bull, all 3 husbands are my Bitch Boys, litterally, I fuck them at their wives request.

What I want and need is a steady Bitch Boy for my own pleasure and joy. If you have the slightest interest contact me. My email is

Joe
My interests are bi women ,couples menwho dont mind letting their wives get penetrated by my husband and women who dont mind me having sex with their husbands? we do not want bi men because my hubby is straight. with that in mind we urge beautiful women-n- men to step forward.from beauty
I had originally taken the pictures of me when I lived at another location. I have posted my pictures here and on other sites. Well, the negatives are gone bcz I had a house fire and everything is gone. The pictures I had in other groups are gone bcz they have closed down. I want to use these pictures, but I can't bcz it says that no pictures can be copied. Any suggestions?
I really enjoy my ass being intruded with a mans penis, and to keep myself prepared my weekly anal fucking, several days a week I give myself a good Emma / douching, this usually last a good 45 minutes making sure that my bowels is really clean, I lube my ass up and now I'm ready for good ass reaming either by my male lover or my wife strap-on, either way I feel then massaging my prostate being me to a huge anal orgasm.
Some of this cracks me up ... what a person puts in thier profile is thier choice, it is intended to get a discussion going with the maximum number or people possible, not a detailed auto biography. It is the responsibility of both parties to sort out details afterward, if there appears to be some attraction. Probably the best profile lie I know is all the profiles that say the husband is "straight" ... ha, if you only knew how many husbands are bi, and often want to play without thier wives. And, as for pot, most people would freak out if they knew who did it recreationally
Envy
If I had a penis I'd wear it outside
In cafes and car lots with pomp and with pride
If I had a penis I'd pamper it proper
I'd stay in the tub and use me as a stopper
If I had a penis I'd take it to parties
Stretch it and stroke it and shove it at smarties
I'd take it to pet shows and teach it to stay
I'd stuff it in turkeys on thanksgiving day
I'd rival my buddies in sportscars and stick-shifts
I'd shower my spire with girlies and gifts
I'd peek around corners
I'd aim at my toilet
I'd poke it at foreigners
And soap it and oil it
If I had a penis I'd run to my mother
Comb out the hair and compare it to brother
I'd lance her, I'd knight her, my hands would indulge
Pants would seem tighter and buckle and bulge

A penis to plunder, a penis to push
Cause one in the hand is worth one in the bush
A penis to love me, a penis to share...
To pick up and play with when nobody's there

I'd sit like a guy, I'd straddle the chair
I'd play with my fly, albeit with care
I'd dip it in chocolate, I'd stick it in sockets
Go to the movies with hands deep in pockets
I'd stick it in vacuums on vacant verandas
Gas-guzzling bottles and poodles and pandas
And puddles and drain pipes and doggies and ditches,
Pool halls and potholes and bottles and bitches...

If I had a penis, I'd climb every mountain
I'd force it on females
I'd pee like a fountain...

If I had a penis I'd still be a girl,
But I'd make much more money and conquer the world.
As a single guy, I met couples, only for friendship and sex, now as a couple, we meet singles and couples for friendship and sex, we arrive together and leave together. A true swinger is in it just for that, friendship and sex. While I have met some wonderful husbands and wives together, and we have as a couple, to us swinging is just that ... fun sexual adventure, lust and laughs .. and participants that are not into it for all involved and just want one individual of a couple, or a couple where one of the pair just drives the other one into the lifestyle and calls it legit to get sex from others for themselves. That is not swinging - we don't tolerate it, we want friends with very open minds. Many times we have went home and continued the fun from the encouter... as we know many others have too!!! Other times we go home, shake our heads and have our own fun anyway lol. While we are very open in our sexual adventures, we are an inseparable couple.
Sorry Robert, but we must disagree with your entire post. Your analogy about your grandfather just doesn't work in this day. We do look at much more then just the pussy and the dick, we look at the package surrounding everything. Sure, 50 years ago, your Grandfather may have said "All Women look the same when you stand em on their heads." But that was a really sexist attitude that doesn't hold true today. Most of us are looking for more that just the genitals, as we realize the genitals are such a small part of real sex. The person is the most important part of sex. Everything else is secondary.

Yes, to the man, how we treat the penis is quite important, and most women understand that. But to the woman, it really is not the "end all and be all" of sex. It's just part of it.

I will say that I have been with many men, both big and small. My sexual satisfaction has never had anything to do with penis size. That is some sort of myth that men seem to propagate. I really don't care about the size of a man's penis, and most of the women I know in the Lifestyle don't either. It;s the attitude of the man that gets me off, the way he makes love to me, not the size of his dick. size is really the least of my concerns. I truly feel sorry for any woman that thinks otherwise, as they are missing out on some real fun.

Yes Robert, we women understand that your penis is important to you. It's just not all that important to us! You guys need to understand that. We prefer the package the penis is wrapped in that the penis itself

Carol xoxoxo
Actually, there is a surgical procedure that will make your penis an inch longer on average. It has to do with cutting the ligament that supports your penis. It's become a fairly common cosmetic surgery for men.

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Women Who Like Bi Men
I am looking for women who want me suck there husbands cocks.
Vibrators
I the feeling of a massaging my prostate with low deep pulses and then high speed vibrations. Or having those sensations applied to just underneath the helmet of my shaft. It's almost euphoric to watch somebody orgasm when using a vibrator on them.
Men On A Leash
I definately have a fantasy of being a sex slave for a couple who would keep me on a penis leash and use me for themselves and their friends pleasure!
Interracial
Although I do have a number of pictures of me with people of different races, I do have to say that it really isn't much of an interest. I tend to think of everyone as the same, and don't really have a colour preference when it comes to friends or sex. Everyone is just great to me
Bisexual Men Getting Fucked
one guy fucking my mouth and another fucking me in the ass....while ours wives watch. Then they start switching, going ass to mouth on me.
Bareback
We love fucking bareback!! We love the feel of a bare naked penis and vagina caressing each other as it slides in and out! We also love the feel of a bare naked penis and a rectum caressing each other while it slides in and out. She loves to feel his hot semen shooting up against her cervix as they have simultaneous orgasms. Then she loves to feel more semen filling her as more men fuck her. He loves to feel that hot cum shooting deep inside his ass. Then he loves to feel more cum shooting inside him as more men fuck him bareback. We want guys to come and give us your semen.
Fuck My Ass
I love being fucked in the ass. I am sure the wonderful feeling of that penis sliding in and out of me has to be very much like it is for my partner when it slides in and out of her vagina. Then feeling his hot cum shooting inside me is marvelous.
Women Who Like Oral Sex
As a circumcised guy, you've got to understand that it gets a bit numb down there. A good blowjob increases the sensation in the penis so that vaginal sex will be a lot more enjoyable for the guy. I won't usually fuck a girl unless she gives a GOOD BJ beforehand.
Men With Breasts Wanting To Be A Woman
I have very nice soft natural breasts as well. I wear a 38B bra. I trace my femininity back to a dream when I was in the third grade. Even before I realized there was a difference. My penis was removed and was used to feed me. Naturally when I had my first cock, it felt so natural in my mouth.
Cum In My Ass
I have had guys fuck me bareback and cum in my ass, and I love it. It is a wonderful feeling when he shoots his semen deep inside me. I would love to be gangbanged by a group of guys, all shooting a big load inside me. Each time the next man slides his penis into my ass it pushes some cum out.
Fuck My Wife
I love watching another man's penis sliding in and out of her vagina. She is having orgasms while he fucks her. Then when he shoots his cum up against her cervix, she always has a simultaneous orgasm. After he pulls out I love to fuck her with his semen inside her. Nothing feels better than fucking a woman who alreaady has another man's (or men's) semen coating her vagina.
69 With A Strap On
I had a wonderful experience recently. Lorene was fucking me with her strapon, which is even larger than my penis. Phil was sucking my cock at the same time. After a few minutes the combination of being fucked and sucked gave me a tremendous orgasm, and I filled Phil's mouth with my semen. Then he kissed Lorene and shared my cum with her and she kissed me and gave some of it back to me.
Anal Sex
We have enjoyed anal sex for close to 20 years. Danny has always had a fetish for anal, and slowly introduced Carol to it. We practise anal sex on a very regular basis, and have introduced many men (and some women) to their first anal sex experience.

A little twist on anal sex that all couples should try.....take a good vibrator and put it in the guys ass, turn it up ALL the way! The guy lies on his back, and lets the woman get on top. The vibration travels right through the guy, into his penis, it's amazing! ...for both partners.

Danny & Carol
Anal Bottom
I love being a bottom. The most wonderful feeling is being fucked bareback by a group of guys and all of them shooting their semen inside my ass. It feels so good when a bare naked penis is sliding in and out caressing my rectun and my prostate, then swelling even larger and shooting a load of hot cum inside me. When he pulls out, I will lick and suck his cock clean while the next guy fucks me. I also want to feel a tongue or tongues licking up the cum running out of me and sliding their tongue inside my asshole as far as they can.
Fucking Wife While Husband Watches
We love having other men fuck her while I watch. I love to watch another man's penis sliding in and out of her vagina as she is having orgasms. When he shoots his semen inside her they have simultaneous orgasms. Then I love to fuck her when she already has another man's (or men's) semen inside her. It feels wonderful!
Men Eating Cum
At the very least, I think most humans feel a connection to consuming and tasting semen because it's the seed of life and is the essense of male human sexuality, and at most some people are obsessed with it. I think that there's a natural attraction to semen by both women and men alike, but it's much harder for men to accept because of cultural and religious taboos. A lot of men in US are coming out and admitted that they are interested, and I believe a new paradigm for male sexuality is emerging because of this new outwardly bold awareness. It may be breaking up some marriages, but it's likely causing others to reevaluate and consider what male sexuality really encompases, and how men's needs can be met while they continue to fulfill their duties and obligations as fathers and husbands.
Bisexual Men Getting Fucked
I love to have a big cock fucking me in the ass bareback while another cock is fucking my mouth and someone is sucking on my cock. There are a group of women and men watching this exciting sex show starring me. Then we all three cum and I feel hot semen shooting deep inside my ass while another penis is spurting delicious semen into my mouth and my cock is shooting my cum into a welcoming mouth. I would love to be the star of that show.


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