|A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Las Vegas. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"|
A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests, "I don't know. Why don't you play your age?" Then he walked away.
Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe, she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.
The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she alright?"
The roulette wheel operator replied, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29. When 36 came up, she just fainted!"
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We can't be to diligent protecting us all from such a danger.
I have seen too many, victims and survivors, go through the devastation of HIV.
It is so inconceivable that anyone, especially the females, would suggest that they "don't need it". Please Please Please protect yourself, and anyone you may have sexual relations with! There are any number of Health proven products out there.
If you need more help, please consult a physician or a pharmacist.
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Where / when / how do we make deposits?
For those wondering, I'm on the left, with no hat.
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