Auto Fellatio I used to be able to do this when I was younger. I used the same technique as EveningWood. I would lay down and throw my legs up over my head and could get the head of my penis in my mouth and suck it. It felt awesome.
Women Sucking Breast While Men Fuck Pussy My male partner would like to try breast milk.because he never experienced ,a women being pregnant.he always wanted to try it.so if there is someone out there who is clean.and has healthy breast milk.it will be very appreciative.for our relationship.I wanted to give him children.but through the years,it was chaos with there father of my two boys.my partner raised them well.he is a Goodman.and he missed out on a life.we are very committed to each other.he just wants it t o get better in the bedroom.curious
Erotic Massages Practice makes perfect. If by chance You are interrupted by the urgent need for a little nookie, or hot passionate love or maybe a little 'snack' (if Ya know what I mean) just pick up where you left off or better yet, go take a shower together & start all over...........
Piss Play I'm a bi, mwm who loves giving and receiving golden showers...I'll be in FL in 2 weeks, so if you're in the area, please let me know. I'd also like to hear from
all you golden shower lovers in MI.
Squirting Females Ohhh I love bring finger fucked until I squirt I literally soak the bed with my sweet pussy juices lately my shower head has been making me squirt since I'm single...anyone care to help?
Daddy/Boy Role Play amber is very submissive cross dressing cum slut cock sucker who enjoys having "her" Daddy make her service other boys and girls that want to play together. "she" also misbehaves so that she can get punished for being bad. We are always looking to talk to others who wish to play with us but, as the Daddy, I am always very strict though you will find many of the things that we do together pleasureable. amber has some very suckable natural boobies that like to be played with and she plays well with others both orally and anally. The Daddy enjoys having his cock sucked and fucking his boys and girls in many different positions.
Anal Sex We have enjoyed anal sex for close to 20 years. Danny has always had a fetish for anal, and slowly introduced Carol to it. We practise anal sex on a very regular basis, and have introduced many men (and some women) to their first anal sex experience.
A little twist on anal sex that all couples should try.....take a good vibrator and put it in the guys ass, turn it up ALL the way! The guy lies on his back, and lets the woman get on top. The vibration travels right through the guy, into his penis, it's amazing! ...for both partners.
69 As a man, I have yet to experience a MF 69; I'm sure there is a woman out there to share this delicious experience with me. But I have had the extreme pleasure of MM 69ing a couple of times, and it was awesome. To suck a beautiful cock while my own penis had a hot, wet mouth wrapped around it was the greatest sexual pleasure I have ever experienced. I'm sure a MF 69 is wonderful, but there is something special about same-sex 69ing. To have two people, FF or MM, that are anatomically identical, as the 6 and the 9 are, interlock together in mutual pleasuring--I mean, it's mathematical perfection. To watch a FF or MM couple do it is a beautiful thing; but to participate in it is what we were made to do.
Being Rimmed i fucking love to rim.... take a hot shower together and have that crazy soap sex... omg you know what i mean... then come out and eat everything... cock, balls and asshole.,... yum yum yum, or pussy and asshole or pussy, cock asshole asshole... any combo works
M-M-F Threesome Alright I am the female half of this couple. We have been with a few bi-males that we met on yahoo chats. This is what happen on one occasion. I chatted with this guy for awhile & we decided for him to come over. After I gave him directions to our home I got offline, took a shower, and had a stiff drink. My husband smoked some bud and took a shower. When the guy arrived I answered the door and showed him to the bedroom. I offered him a drink, he took it. We all sat and talked about what we wanted that evening.
The guys got undressed and began to give one another head . I was sitting in a lounge chair chilling, watching, getting wet and horny. They lick each other cock and sucked. Then my husband laid on his back and the guy put on a condom and slid into him. My husband was moaning and jerking off.
I was still drinking my drink while watching. My husband then ask me to get on the bed with them. Which I did. I moved over my husband face and sat down ( I wasn't wearing any panties ) he began to eat out, while the other guy started playing with my breast. My husband stop jerking off and said for me to move down more. So the other guy stopped fucking him and continued to play with my breast and he took off the condom he had on.
The guy guided my husband into my pussy and put on antoher condom then he slid inside my pussy and started to fuck me also. I moan ( kinda loudly ) to fuck me harder. They started going at me for all they were worth.
My husband told the guy to get the lube off of the nightstand and to take my ass. ( Every now and then I like it rough. Not always but, sometimes it can be fun. Plus, this was like our eleventh time doing this.)
He told the guy that after he put lots of lube inside my ass that he should rape that black ass. The dude ask if he was sure that was something that I would really be into. So, to prove the point my husband slapped me in the face and said that the other dude and him were going to use me like a whore and I was going to enjoy it.
I came all over his cock. Then the next thing I felt was the other guy slide into my ass slowly, kinda unsure. My husband said for me to tell dude to rape me. I looked over my shoulder and said " Fuck me like the dirty slut that I am! I am your fuck toy. Use me and abuse me!" that got him going!
He started slamming his cock into me. That night I got faced fucked twice
( thank goodness I don't have a gag reflex ) My husband fucked the guy in the ass while dude fucked me in the ass, there was alot of spanking going on, dude fucked my pussy hard while my husband force fed me his cock ( i like the feel of not being able to breath at times but, we usually only do this type of play when we are alone ) I deep throated dude while my husband fucked me in the ass, we fucked until they both couldn't go any longer.
Dude took a shower, got dressed and left. And then my husband ate me out again and I passed out.
I am the dominate one in the relationship in all other areas.
So, I love being submissive whenever we enter the bedroom.
And Rob takes full advantage of our playtime as well our sexual time alone!
Cum Facials I once sucked a guy's gorgeous cock for over an hour. Finally, he pulled out of my mouth and exploded! While he was cumming I rubbed his cock all over my face, with his semen just pouring out of him and all over my face. That just made me rub his still cumming cock even harder all over my face. I just went nuts on his ejaculating cock. I couldn't get enough of it. I so entirely loved the slippery feeling of his penis rubbing all over my face. And the delicious smell of his cum was intoxicating. I mean, really! This single event convinces me that there is a truly bisexual guy still hiding inside this merely "bicurious" facade.
closeted MWM, 5'9", 165 pounds, average build with 6 inches, cut. Work out regularly, but not a gym rat. Enjoy oral encounters, give and receive, mutual massage, give and receive. When with a new partner, it is always fun and hot to strip naked, shower together so we can explore each other's bodies before settling in for some sex play.
I AM A D&D FREE BI MWM PLAYS ALONE AND THAT ENJOYS TO CROSSDRESS ON OCCASION. LOOKING FOR FRIENDS THAT ARE BI AND DONT MIND A BI MALE THAT ENJOYS CROSSDRESSING ONCE IN AWHILE. I AM MOSTLY BTM BUT CAN BE VERSATILE. I ONLY PLAY ALONE AND WIFE KNOWS OF DRESSING BUT DOESNT WANT TO BE AROUND IT..LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO GET TOGETHER WITH ON A REGULAR BASIS.. IF THIS INTERESTS YOU PLEASE CONTACT ME !!!!!!!!!!!
we are happy together and still very much in love, have a good sex life love watching girl on girl porn and having car and phone sex too !!! love goin out at weekends for dinner or just drinks and dancing. going to the theatre or cinema is good too.. gord plays pool n darts at our local club. we have been members here for 3 yrs now and made lots of friends xx
Live for passion. Weíre all well-mannered, well-spoken and highly educated people but thatís a given, its nothing extraordinary. Iím here for the excitement, meeting new friendly people, who are inherently strangers. I am a bit of an exhibitionist, if you can't already tell, lol. I enjoy swinging clubs, playing with others in front of others and generally being turned on. I don't particularly care who plays with me, guess that makes me a bit of a slut, lol. We can talk about it more through messaging, cam chat or texts. I find meeting people from here is a bit slow and would rather meet sooner than later. My place or yours if your local, after we meet at a cafe or some where, street corner, lol. I look forward to all the fun times and discreet mystery meets.
We are very open minded, and are open to about anything. We like to ride motorcycles, four-wheelers, he plays guitar. We like to go fishing when we can. We like getting out and riding and we like to stay home as well. we like watching movies at home and going to the movies. I have had a few experiences and he has not. I would love to find someone that i can have fun with. Someone that is down to earth and outgoing as well. Someone that enjoys getting out doing things and staying home. I'm a hopeless romantic, he is not. so i would like to find someone that enjoys those things too. getting or giving flowers for no reason. Just being surprised and also doing the surprising. i like to cuddle, i like playing with toys and we both like watching porn.
Fun couple lookin to learn new things. We enjoy havin a good time and are lookin for friends to enjoy life with.
We are a Happy, Fun, and down to earth, easy going couple looking to make new friends, travel, party, and enjoy life.
We please ourselves by pleasing each other, and enjoy our romantic encounters, with passion and intimacy.
And would love to to share them with others. We are interested in friendship with privileges. She is recovering from surgery and is taking it slow at this time.. Trying to ease back into things.. (Oral, Soft Swap, Same room, He also plays alone, She knows all.)
Single, Fun, intelligent, college educated, adventurous, open minded, Non judgmental, creative, spontaneous, good listener, great cook, self employed. Into the out doors: hiking/camping, biking, skiing, scuba diving, as well as movies, plays, music, art, good food and wines. I'm looking for someone who is creative, bright, a bit irreverent, and independent, with no children at home. Iím tired of games. I want someone who is going to be honest from the start and not afraid to laugh and have a fun in life. Iíll respond to all who include photos. Have fun. Please don't write to ask if I'm interested in seeing your photo. The answer is yes. Fair is fair! I will not respond if you don't attach a photo or box# with a photo/ad. P.S please be within a 50 mile radius of Los Angeles
I love pop quizzes, don't you? Okay, on the fly I am a lucky man; married to a beautiful woman that is a great cook and wonderful lover. Fortunately for me she is also bi. Unfortunately, she and I work opposite shifts and rarely see each other. Also, she plays with her small group of friends and I often head off to work wondering...
While I have had a few encounters with guys, I prefer transexuals since they literally have the best of both worlds. Most other places you go they are a meat market of guys parading as women or 'passable' TS's that look more like Mike Tyson than Kim Devine; then I ran across this place. I'm here to talk to others, since I can't really talk to most of my friends about this.
If your a guy who's versatile or a bottom and between 27 and 37, I'm still interested in you as well!! Okay, I'm interested in your cock... It's been a long, long time since I've had a guys cock between my lips, hips or anything else! I'm told that it's like riding a bike (remembering how to lick a hard cock - not sitting across your lap...). So, don't hesitate to drop me a line; who knows where it may lead!
I am an average guy. I enjoy camping. I know everyone seems to say that, but I actually do. I like going out in the woods and pitching a tent, stringing a hammock between two trees and just letting the day unwind. If possible I like to skinny dip and sit naked next to a camp fire. No clothes, no TV, no phones, faxes, no computer...life is great. I can have fun doing that right by myself, even more, if I have the right company with me. I enjoy college football, usually have season tickets and I love going to the games. I enjoy drinking a beer down at the docks after work. I don't get to do it everyday but when I can, it sure is nice. Just sitting there, watching the sun set while some good music plays in the background. I like to sit down and enjoy a good meal and conversation with friends. I really like to find ways to have a good laugh at life. Most of my day is spend "having" to be serious. I feel great when I can just put that aside and have fun.
ually, I am passionate and pretty versatile. I enjoy giving and receiving, both oral and anal. I like pleasing and pleased. I can have fun in all the various combinations and positions that might come to mind. (Dirty talk in the bedroom really heats me up.) I am a very honest person and ask that people be honest with me. I am the kind of person that always had rather have the truth, even if painful, than a lie or half-truth. I respect other people's opinions even if I might not always agree with them.
The young man sat with his father and explained to him " Dad you dont understand Im worried about my wedding night. I have never been with a woman before. What do I do?"
His father replied "Dont worry son, just make sure your honeymoon suite has an adjoining room, then if you have any problems I will whisper through the door."
After the couple got into the room, the groom explained he was going to take a shower and freshen up. The bride realized she had to take a hellatious shit. She didnt want to go in the bathroom because that stink up the bathroom and would be embarrasing. So she finds a shoebox and takes a shit in it and puts the lid on it. Then she sets it on the floor and figures she will throw it away the next morning. After the groom comes out of the shower all he sees is his new wife laying on the bed naked. Excitedly he rushes into the bedroom and wouldnt you know it he steps right in the box of shit and yells " Oh my God theres shit in the box!!!" His father opens the door and yells "Turn her over son, turn her over!"
If I had a penis I'd wear it outside
In cafes and car lots with pomp and with pride
If I had a penis I'd pamper it proper
I'd stay in the tub and use me as a stopper
If I had a penis I'd take it to parties
Stretch it and stroke it and shove it at smarties
I'd take it to pet shows and teach it to stay
I'd stuff it in turkeys on thanksgiving day
I'd rival my buddies in sportscars and stick-shifts
I'd shower my spire with girlies and gifts
I'd peek around corners
I'd aim at my toilet
I'd poke it at foreigners
And soap it and oil it
If I had a penis I'd run to my mother
Comb out the hair and compare it to brother
I'd lance her, I'd knight her, my hands would indulge
Pants would seem tighter and buckle and bulge
A penis to plunder, a penis to push
Cause one in the hand is worth one in the bush
A penis to love me, a penis to share...
To pick up and play with when nobody's there
I'd sit like a guy, I'd straddle the chair
I'd play with my fly, albeit with care
I'd dip it in chocolate, I'd stick it in sockets
Go to the movies with hands deep in pockets
I'd stick it in vacuums on vacant verandas
Gas-guzzling bottles and poodles and pandas
And puddles and drain pipes and doggies and ditches,
Pool halls and potholes and bottles and bitches...
If I had a penis, I'd climb every mountain
I'd force it on females
I'd pee like a fountain...
If I had a penis I'd still be a girl,
But I'd make much more money and conquer the world.
Good Lawyer vs. Bad Lawyer
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
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The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"
NOW THATS GOOD CINDY, IT MADE MY COCK GET HARDER THEN IT IS ALL THE TIME,,,,AND YES I HAD TO GO AND TAKE MY OWN COLD SHOWER AND TAKE CARE OF MR. PENIS AND MAKE HIM HAPPY. GREAT STORY. YOUR FRIEND VERN FROM LAWRENCEVILLE GA.
While cleaning little Billy's room, his mother found several S&M magazines under his mattress. In shock, she called for his father to see what she had found. She said " Look at all these dirty magazines." As his father flipped through the S&M magazines, the mother was pacing with her head in her hands. She said "What should we do about this?" The father raising his eyes from the S&M magazines replied " For God's sakes, Dont Spank Him!"
Just logged on & heard about your mis-hap. Noticed U were missing from chat for a bit. Hope all is going well for U. I know it's not funny at the time it happens & all the pain associated. If it makes U feel any better, I once too slipped in the shower, grabbed the shower curtain on the way down, landed on the bathroom floor with a resounding thud. Wife walks in and I'm wearing the shower curtain in the horizontal position. She says, "You OK?".
HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!!!!
ya! Take care of yourself!
AJAXXX missed the point. No one is saying don't put up penis pictures, they are saying please show us more than just that. I will let you men in on a little secret, the penis is really not that important! I want to see the whole package, as do most women I really hate it when I get a message from a guy, and he attaches 20 pictures of his penis! One is not enough? You're chances of meeting women or couples will greatly improve if you show us more than just your penis. For me, it's a real turn off as that tells me the man in question is only thinking of one thing.
I understand fully about not wanting to show your face, not everyone is comfortable doing that. You can still show full body pictures with your face blurred out, and make a note in your profile about how you will exchange proper pictures on request.
I've tried Magic Shave, Veet, Nair, simple razors, turbo razors, and waxing... I've shaved in the shower, after the shower, before the shower, and been shaved by a partner...
The best overall method out of all of them is Veet. It's no longer sold at Wal-mart, so go to Target.
If you're shaving, use conditioner or Coochie Cream (which is just like conditioner and is available at your local novelty store). Don't be afraid to contort yourself to weird positions or pull the skin tight.
Sorry Robert, but we must disagree with your entire post. Your analogy about your grandfather just doesn't work in this day. We do look at much more then just the pussy and the dick, we look at the package surrounding everything. Sure, 50 years ago, your Grandfather may have said "All Women look the same when you stand em on their heads." But that was a really sexist attitude that doesn't hold true today. Most of us are looking for more that just the genitals, as we realize the genitals are such a small part of real sex. The person is the most important part of sex. Everything else is secondary.
Yes, to the man, how we treat the penis is quite important, and most women understand that. But to the woman, it really is not the "end all and be all" of sex. It's just part of it.
I will say that I have been with many men, both big and small. My sexual satisfaction has never had anything to do with penis size. That is some sort of myth that men seem to propagate. I really don't care about the size of a man's penis, and most of the women I know in the Lifestyle don't either. It;s the attitude of the man that gets me off, the way he makes love to me, not the size of his dick. size is really the least of my concerns. I truly feel sorry for any woman that thinks otherwise, as they are missing out on some real fun.
Yes Robert, we women understand that your penis is important to you. It's just not all that important to us! You guys need to understand that. We prefer the package the penis is wrapped in that the penis itself
Actually, there is a surgical procedure that will make your penis an inch longer on average. It has to do with cutting the ligament that supports your penis. It's become a fairly common cosmetic surgery for men.
This fellow comes to confession. "Father," he said, "forgive me for I have sinned."
The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?"
"I lusted," the fellow replied.
"Tell me about it,"
The fellow then related his story. "Father, I am a deliveryman for UPS. Yesterday I was making
a delivery in the affluent section of the city. When I rang the bell, the door opened and there
stood the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She had long blonde hair and eyes like emeralds.
She was dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her perfect figure. And, she asked if I would
like to come in."
"And, what did you do, my son?" asked the priest.
"Father, I did not go in the house but I lusted. Oh, how I lusted," replied the man.
"Your sin has been forgiven," replied the priest. "You will get your reward in heaven, my son."
"A reward, father? What do you think my reward might be?" the fellow asked.
The priest replied, "I think a bale of hay would be appropriate, you jackass."
Wow - it was exciting reading this. I have have engaged in piss play several times in the sea, a few times in the shower and once for real out of the shower with a girl squatting over my chest and face. I loved it. Have not found anyone interested since. I would love to rim while getting a GS.
Being uncut here are some of the things I do. I am very concious of my hygiene and do my best to not offend. I skin back my foreskin while in the shower when I first get in the shower and really soap that hooter up good. Then I go about the shower as usual. Before I get out I repeat the first step. Then, no laughs please or lame jokes about "blow jobs" , I take my blow dryer and on the low setting I skin it back again, and dry all exposed areas. You cant really just dry it with a towel. The foreskin automatically covers your cockhead when you wash and if you leave the inside of the foreskin wet this can speed up the process of becoming yucky. See if this helps.
I like smoggytomcat's multi person orgy... one of my personal fantasies is... heading home from the gym with a friend to cool down at his house... a shower to get clean, but before I can towel off he joins in on the shower... washing each other off... then heading off for some sex ... of course this is all based on the idea that I did not no I was interested, at least not until he shows me....
OK I found the answer. heres prolly more than you wanted to know...hehe
Erect Length Measuring:
Erect length is what anyone is interested in. And it is best to measure from the side of the penis. This method is the standardized and used by researchers to measure the "average penis size" which is incidentally between 6" - 6.5" erect length. First of all make sure you have a 100% erection where you would consider your penis the "most erect". While holding your penis below the head and place the ruler next to it with your other hand. The ruler must be slightly pressing against your pubic bone. Measure to the nearest millimeter and be sure that you do not EXAGGERATE the measurement. It is recommended that you under exaggerate, because exaggeration on the measurement could result a lack of motivation in the future.
Flaccid Length Measuring:
Flaccid length of the penis is dictated by many factors, including the ambient temperature. This might mean that you have contradicting results depending on the temperature of the situation that you are in currently. In order to keep results accurate we provide a standardized way for measuring the flaccid penis. Flaccid gains are the first gains coming with penis enlargement program. You should stand up straight and extend your flaccid penis in front of you (it is really important NOT to stretch it), your penis should now be parallel with the floor. Now, place the ruler next to your penis so it is slightly pressing against the pubic bone. The ruler and your penis should be parallel with each other (as shown in the video).
Flaccid Girth Measuring:
The girth is extremely awkward to measure cause many people have different measurements of girth size, depending on which part of the penis they actually measure. The standardized way is to measure in the centre of the penis shaft. While flaccid, hold your penis out in front of you and then, wrap a tape measure around. You do not have to pull the tape measure too hard, pull it to a reasonable level and try to remember this LEVEL of pulling for the next time. Average flaccid length of girth is about 3"-4". On our photographs the model has really large flaccid length and girth and it is most likely that yours will be smaller.
Erect Girth Measuring:
Firstly, make sure your penis is 100% erect and then go on measuring. Now, hold your penis out in front of you so it is parallel with the floor. With your other hand place the tape measure around the penis making sure not to pull too much tight. The average erect girth is 5" - 5.5" according to the most recent surveys.
bi_pierced_cpl Hi again Bill and Pattie, thanks for your last note. I hope that our referrals evolve to the paid status soon... And we've seen a few that we suspect will end up there sooner rather than later. On perusal, it doesn't look like we refer a lot of straight peoples at all - I suppose that's one of the many benefits of living in the light - even when we cross the line into the the community. If half those guys didn't burn so many calories pretending they're straight, swing clubs would be a lot more fun. Anyway, I digress... But I simply dig the stats that you collect on site activity - you're really in tune with what's happening here. So, I've agonized over writing this testimonial, and it dawned on me in the shower this morning why - the one thing that we really have some huge kudos to lavish upon you for.... Is not necessarily the affiliate program.... It's the external profile link. You have got to know how unique that is in this market. My gosh... I don't have to code it, I don't have to host it, the interface to get it there doesn't insult my intelligence, but even the garden-variety WebTV loser can get through it. And once I've filled out my profile, I don't have to insult (spam) people to share it with them. There's nothing more obnoxious than clicking someone's profile link and meeting face-to-face with a gimme-your-credit-card-login-page. I guess that's what the evil empire gave us that big x up there on the right for. You guys rock. And saving us all, those useless hours answering the same set of stupid questions from people that share no interests with us - may get you eligible for sainthood (if you believe in that sort of thing*) so without further adieu... Here's the little blurb that ties the two concepts together... We're pleasantly surprised to keep finding one awesome feature after another. We thought that our favorite benefit to even our 'free' membership was the external profile link. Anyone we give the link to can view the basics of our profile - on the first click - no strings, no hassles. That shows a lot of class on Bisexual Playground's part because it's a true dedication to making a contribution to the lifestyle community. But guess what? Visitors to our profile want one of their own, and they join the site anyway. And we earn points for all those new members that we can use to upgrade to paid status. Wow. We put the link in our AOL profile as an experiment, and 3 weeks later, we're close to having earned enough points for a 6-month paid membership. Quite simply - the affiliate program works, and everyone benefits. Thanks! Anything I've written above is fair game to tie to our id in your efforts to improve and build this great website. Our very best regards, devon and Scott
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