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I was walking down the asle of the adult theater, there where men in there, walked in where the seats where, there was lots of empty seats, but I took one right by a guy, and sat down. The movie was showing a young 18 year old sucking a dirty old naked mans huge penis, the young man was dripping saliva as he sucked the penis. Something in the movie caused everyone to laugh, I threw up my arms up but let one hand land into the lap of the guy sitting next to me, I actted like nothing happened, just kept watching the movie, but I could tell he turned and looked at me, but he did not remove my hand. Still looking at the movie I began to move my hand around till I found the bulge, I could tell his penis was beer can fat. He looked at me but said nothing, so I proceeded to feel his penis, moving down, and down, and fuck'n down! This guy was a fucking horse! I moved to his almost apple sized penis head, and massaged it for a long time, his pants turned sopping wet. I got out of my chair and moved down in the darkness into between his legs and unzipped his pants, and reached in and grabbed his hot bloated flesh, and pulled out his penis. I took his penis head into my mouth and began a regimen of prolonged cock sucking. He had a river of precum, and then sucked out his endless milk and swallowed every drop! He told me he had a place nearby, we went there and got naked and did vulgar lewdness together, too flithy to talk about!
Age Play
I'm in Utah and would love to find an older guy to have some fun father/daughter role playing with.
Cock Rings
My basic understanding of a cock ring is that it is supposed to help keep the penis erect while have sex. Is that correct? Are there some that are better than others at doing that?
Men On A Leash
I definately have a fantasy of being a sex slave for a couple who would keep me on a penis leash and use me for themselves and their friends pleasure!
Golden Showers
I've never been involved in a golden shower, but I'd love to both give and receive from both a man and a woman.
Shared Showers
Oh now this is something I like..sharing a shower with someone and lathering up my breasts and washing them with them alllll over...very very sexy and sensuous!
Locker Room
Back in college and in the military, some of the hottest hookups were with guys I met in the locker room on the way to the shower...
Cum Shower
I live in york pa and i'd love to get togther with a group large enough to give me a good sized cum shower
Shaved Smooth
I shave from my neck to my ankles every morning in the shower. It takes just a few minutes and makes me del so sensual.

Davie in Florida
Erotic Massages
Practice makes perfect. If by chance You are interrupted by the urgent need for a little nookie, or hot passionate love or maybe a little 'snack' (if Ya know what I mean) just pick up where you left off or better yet, go take a shower together & start all over...........


Be Happy
Piss Play
I'm a bi, mwm who loves giving and receiving golden showers...I'll be in FL in 2 weeks, so if you're in the area, please let me know. I'd also like to hear from
all you golden shower lovers in MI.
Flip Flops
These things just help us feel that much closer to neked while still in public, er, the public shower, uh...
Fill My Throat With Cum
Dam! You guys all know just like me the total involvement I enjoy when that cock squirts the sperm in a blast of power into my throat! I really like while he has his penis deep in my throat and ejaculates a three day load down my throat as I deep throat him!!!!!!
Fingering
Fingering is a beautiful feeling. Weather it's fingering yourself, being fingered or fingering someone else. I used to do it in the shower when I was in the navy.
Daddy/Boy Role Play
amber is very submissive cross dressing cum slut cock sucker who enjoys having "her" Daddy make her service other boys and girls that want to play together. "she" also misbehaves so that she can get punished for being bad. We are always looking to talk to others who wish to play with us but, as the Daddy, I am always very strict though you will find many of the things that we do together pleasureable. amber has some very suckable natural boobies that like to be played with and she plays well with others both orally and anally. The Daddy enjoys having his cock sucked and fucking his boys and girls in many different positions.
Anal Sex
We have enjoyed anal sex for close to 20 years. Danny has always had a fetish for anal, and slowly introduced Carol to it. We practise anal sex on a very regular basis, and have introduced many men (and some women) to their first anal sex experience.

A little twist on anal sex that all couples should try.....take a good vibrator and put it in the guys ass, turn it up ALL the way! The guy lies on his back, and lets the woman get on top. The vibration travels right through the guy, into his penis, it's amazing! ...for both partners.

Danny & Carol
Being Rimmed
i fucking love to rim.... take a hot shower together and have that crazy soap sex... omg you know what i mean... then come out and eat everything... cock, balls and asshole.,... yum yum yum, or pussy and asshole or pussy, cock asshole asshole... any combo works

Profiles:

5'7 180Lbs.blonde brown eyes quiet gentle drug n alcohol free smoker will try just about anything love to be naked i only have a six in.penis LOVE NIPPLE PLAY ANAL PLAY TOO! Like deep throating cock till u cum.rimming is really good done both ways would really love to try a threesome clean shaven around penis n gloryhole thighs too little chest hair light back hair love using oils the smoother the better
26yo bii-curious male with Head, legs, arms, penis
kind 48yo bi-curious male also lpve too have fun with any sex witch every plays on your mind im up for anything
closeted MWM, 5'9", 165 pounds, average build with 6 inches, cut. Work out regularly, but not a gym rat. Enjoy oral encounters, give and receive, mutual massage, give and receive. When with a new partner, it is always fun and hot to strip naked, shower together so we can explore each other's bodies before settling in for some sex play.
petite 5'0" 95 lb sissy boi with blonde hair, blue eyesand totally smooth with a tiny under 3" penis
I'm highly sensual. I very much enjoy the senses, touching, feeling the touch from another, longer intelligent conversation and fanciful talk (sometimes) while we make love. However, usually, spontaneity is best. My penis is a fatty & I ALWAYS DEEP throat. I love swallowing and adore my gag reflex, especially with the longest erections. I gag and swallow the cum quick! gulp. . . . yum! My love is to receive fat, long cock up my ass and deep throat a long penis while you're slamming it into my mouth and ejaculating down my throat as hard as you can. As a bisexual, my love for the male & female is my way to be complete in my sexual/sensual import & deportment of emotion and manliness. I am NOT a drama queen. Have no use for them. I don't act feminine because I am not feminine. However, It is fun to feign a feminism from time to time. I am bottom. I do top as well, maybe very well? OK, probably better than bottom. I like being treated kindly at all times. I like being roughed up by mutual agreement, but, not in a conversation nor following vocal disagreement. I would like it if you want to fuck me hard or if you want me to fuck you hard. I like Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra. I don't have any, but have had it & I like it! Yes, I too, go for nsa. I love to be photographed while sucking & being fucked. Only excellent fotos please! No phone cams or webcams. You own & keep photos. As for "safe sex" (?) we gonna talk about defining that. It aint simply putting a rubber on yer dick and fuckin' fer all it's worth.
I am a very horny open mined bi-male love to try any thing new love to be sub I'm a single father of 5 kids love to be with both female and males at same time love to please who I'm with and love to have fun not open about being bi come from very strict family love to try new things all the time love to learn new ways of having fun just looking for sex and fun with couples and single spend most of my time with my kids so getting out with adults means a lot to me and want to have as much fun as i can while I'm out
we are happy together and still very much in love, have a good sex life love watching girl on girl porn and having car and phone sex too !!! love goin out at weekends for dinner or just drinks and dancing. going to the theatre or cinema is good too.. gord plays pool n darts at our local club. we have been members here for 3 yrs now and made lots of friends xx
very playful, love to have fun for all who are involed, 6ft, 245lbs,thick,strong build, very little body hair, 7.5 penis, very new to bisex lifestyle, but willing to try many activities, I believe that honesty and kindness are very important, I would enjoy being friends with the people I get togather with, in addition to great sexual activity; I've enjoyed delightful sexual activity with women and now wish to explore passion with men, and couples; I truly enjoy an open mind and free thought, with a passionate desire to please each other
We are very open minded, and are open to about anything. We like to ride motorcycles, four-wheelers, he plays guitar. We like to go fishing when we can. We like getting out and riding and we like to stay home as well. we like watching movies at home and going to the movies. I have had a few experiences and he has not. I would love to find someone that i can have fun with. Someone that is down to earth and outgoing as well. Someone that enjoys getting out doing things and staying home. I'm a hopeless romantic, he is not. so i would like to find someone that enjoys those things too. getting or giving flowers for no reason. Just being surprised and also doing the surprising. i like to cuddle, i like playing with toys and we both like watching porn.
Fun couple lookin to learn new things. We enjoy havin a good time and are lookin for friends to enjoy life with. We are a Happy, Fun, and down to earth, easy going couple looking to make new friends, travel, party, and enjoy life. We please ourselves by pleasing each other, and enjoy our romantic encounters, with passion and intimacy. And would love to to share them with others. We are interested in friendship with privileges. She is recovering from surgery and is taking it slow at this time.. Trying to ease back into things.. (Oral, Soft Swap, Same room, He also plays alone, She knows all.) >>>>>>>&g t;>>>
I am a married male that plays alone, for now. Non threatening and VAS, D&D safe. My exwife and I used to play with a friend of mine in wonderful MFM sessions and we swapped spouses with one other couple. That was in the early 1980's and I miss the wonderful group sex with all of the visuals and eroticism of these acts. My current wife of 22 years is the most wonderful woman and wife. But she won't play for now...I've tried. I need to be very discrete and by definition protects couples. I will never, ever say a word about our adventures nor will I ever be involved or interested in your wife or gf other than as a sexual partner. I am not an Adonis, nor am I repulsive. I am average in looks but very above average in my love and respect of people and my desire to give and receive great sex. Try me...if you don't like, we won't meet again. I will wish you well and there will be no hard feelings, I promise.
Single, Fun, intelligent, college educated, adventurous, open minded, Non judgmental, creative, spontaneous, good listener, great cook, self employed. Into the out doors: hiking/camping, biking, skiing, scuba diving, as well as movies, plays, music, art, good food and wines. I'm looking for someone who is creative, bright, a bit irreverent, and independent, with no children at home. Iím tired of games. I want someone who is going to be honest from the start and not afraid to laugh and have a fun in life. Iíll respond to all who include photos. Have fun. Please don't write to ask if I'm interested in seeing your photo. The answer is yes. Fair is fair! I will not respond if you don't attach a photo or box# with a photo/ad. P.S please be within a 50 mile radius of Los Angeles
Im 5.10 187..blond blue eyes .my husband is 6ft 220pnds.blond blue eyes.we been married 19 yrs. we are definitely a unique couple .. Lance is a type of person that will help anybody out. a little shy at first but once he gets to know you he opens up like a book. he is a jokester.his heart is more than he can handle. he is wonderful father, friend, husband and lover.. he lovs to read books. he is an awesome fisherman. and cooking he is so good at everyone loves his food. he expescially loves listening to his music.rock metal.shannon is more shy but when with the right people she is so much fun. she to will help just about anybody she is very caring and compassionate person. she enjoys decorating planting flowers, doing arts and crafts, when not at work she's busy running the kids around to their games and after school activities. she is definitely a Supermom.. things we like to do together we love going to Six Flags Great America we have we go all long. we just recently got 2 puppies and they take a lot of our time there like having two kids they have been an awesome addition to our family.. nice evening to us is watching a good movie and cuddling in bed. were not big drinkers but we do like to enjoy a drink when the mood is right. bars aren't really are saying but we do like to play pool will go to the bar to play pool maybe a couple drinks but we dont hang in the bars..we try to live life ad if today is our last cause it just might be.................
SOLO MEN & COUPLES WANTED TO WATCH JOYCE MASTURBATE: Joyce masturbates while Mark blows the man(condom only) then Mark jacks him off. No reciprocation. NO ANAL SEX. No touching Joyce. No sex with Joyce. Noon-time meetings only at Mark's office in PB area. YOU MUST BE: Over age 40, Clean-cut, well-mannered, NO body piercings, NO tattoos, NO face hair, NON-Smokers, NON-Druggies THE ACTION WILL BE VIDEO TAPED FOR OUR PRIVATE USE ONLY. YOUR FACE WILL NOT BE SEEN IF YOU DON'T WANT IT TO BE. YOU SEE OUR NUDE PHOTOS. PLEASE SEND YOUR SIMILAR NUDE PHOTOS IF YOU WANT A REPLY. MARK: White married bi-curous male, Trying to get his wife involved. 5'6" 185 nice thick 7" long cock. I am very sensual and passionate with a great sense of humor. JOYCE: Married lady, Her husband doesn't know she plays. 5'4" 130 38D Great sense of humor. Gorgeous face & body. JOYCE DOES NOT MEET ANYONE ALONE SO DON'T EVEN ASK..

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A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?"

"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.

"No, under the tail," says the youngster. The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."

The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."

"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.

The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
The young man sat with his father and explained to him " Dad you dont understand Im worried about my wedding night. I have never been with a woman before. What do I do?"
His father replied "Dont worry son, just make sure your honeymoon suite has an adjoining room, then if you have any problems I will whisper through the door."
After the couple got into the room, the groom explained he was going to take a shower and freshen up. The bride realized she had to take a hellatious shit. She didnt want to go in the bathroom because that stink up the bathroom and would be embarrasing. So she finds a shoebox and takes a shit in it and puts the lid on it. Then she sets it on the floor and figures she will throw it away the next morning. After the groom comes out of the shower all he sees is his new wife laying on the bed naked. Excitedly he rushes into the bedroom and wouldnt you know it he steps right in the box of shit and yells " Oh my God theres shit in the box!!!" His father opens the door and yells "Turn her over son, turn her over!"
Envy
If I had a penis I'd wear it outside
In cafes and car lots with pomp and with pride
If I had a penis I'd pamper it proper
I'd stay in the tub and use me as a stopper
If I had a penis I'd take it to parties
Stretch it and stroke it and shove it at smarties
I'd take it to pet shows and teach it to stay
I'd stuff it in turkeys on thanksgiving day
I'd rival my buddies in sportscars and stick-shifts
I'd shower my spire with girlies and gifts
I'd peek around corners
I'd aim at my toilet
I'd poke it at foreigners
And soap it and oil it
If I had a penis I'd run to my mother
Comb out the hair and compare it to brother
I'd lance her, I'd knight her, my hands would indulge
Pants would seem tighter and buckle and bulge

A penis to plunder, a penis to push
Cause one in the hand is worth one in the bush
A penis to love me, a penis to share...
To pick up and play with when nobody's there

I'd sit like a guy, I'd straddle the chair
I'd play with my fly, albeit with care
I'd dip it in chocolate, I'd stick it in sockets
Go to the movies with hands deep in pockets
I'd stick it in vacuums on vacant verandas
Gas-guzzling bottles and poodles and pandas
And puddles and drain pipes and doggies and ditches,
Pool halls and potholes and bottles and bitches...

If I had a penis, I'd climb every mountain
I'd force it on females
I'd pee like a fountain...

If I had a penis I'd still be a girl,
But I'd make much more money and conquer the world.
Good Lawyer vs. Bad Lawyer
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

~ ~ ~ ~

Lawyer's Son
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"

Be Happy
D i c k
NOW THATS GOOD CINDY, IT MADE MY COCK GET HARDER THEN IT IS ALL THE TIME,,,,AND YES I HAD TO GO AND TAKE MY OWN COLD SHOWER AND TAKE CARE OF MR. PENIS AND MAKE HIM HAPPY. GREAT STORY. YOUR FRIEND VERN FROM LAWRENCEVILLE GA.

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"

The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Colorado."

The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years."

"No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."

Be Happy
D i c k
While cleaning little Billy's room, his mother found several S&M magazines under his mattress. In shock, she called for his father to see what she had found. She said " Look at all these dirty magazines." As his father flipped through the S&M magazines, the mother was pacing with her head in her hands. She said "What should we do about this?" The father raising his eyes from the S&M magazines replied " For God's sakes, Dont Spank Him!"
I very seldom bottom but am always prepared by inserting a hose attached to my shower head. I flush out my bowels first, then proceed to shower with periodic insertions to get it all. I try not to eat hardly anything so I stay clean. After I shower I sit on the pot and always get some excess water out. If it is not clear I get back into the shower and insert the water hose again and again sit on toilet to make sure the excess is clear. I then lay on the bed for a short with a towel under me. If I do have to get dressed right away I may stuff a paper towel to soak any residue and then put underwear on. Since I must drive to any encounter I am very clean and ready then. Shit always turns me off and my system works great for me. DODO BE GONE
Just logged on & heard about your mis-hap. Noticed U were missing from chat for a bit. Hope all is going well for U. I know it's not funny at the time it happens & all the pain associated. If it makes U feel any better, I once too slipped in the shower, grabbed the shower curtain on the way down, landed on the bathroom floor with a resounding thud. Wife walks in and I'm wearing the shower curtain in the horizontal position. She says, "You OK?".
HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!!!!
ya! Take care of yourself!
Andy
AJAXXX missed the point. No one is saying don't put up penis pictures, they are saying please show us more than just that. I will let you men in on a little secret, the penis is really not that important! I want to see the whole package, as do most women I really hate it when I get a message from a guy, and he attaches 20 pictures of his penis! One is not enough? You're chances of meeting women or couples will greatly improve if you show us more than just your penis. For me, it's a real turn off as that tells me the man in question is only thinking of one thing.

I understand fully about not wanting to show your face, not everyone is comfortable doing that. You can still show full body pictures with your face blurred out, and make a note in your profile about how you will exchange proper pictures on request.
I've tried Magic Shave, Veet, Nair, simple razors, turbo razors, and waxing... I've shaved in the shower, after the shower, before the shower, and been shaved by a partner...

The best overall method out of all of them is Veet. It's no longer sold at Wal-mart, so go to Target.

If you're shaving, use conditioner or Coochie Cream (which is just like conditioner and is available at your local novelty store). Don't be afraid to contort yourself to weird positions or pull the skin tight.
Sorry Robert, but we must disagree with your entire post. Your analogy about your grandfather just doesn't work in this day. We do look at much more then just the pussy and the dick, we look at the package surrounding everything. Sure, 50 years ago, your Grandfather may have said "All Women look the same when you stand em on their heads." But that was a really sexist attitude that doesn't hold true today. Most of us are looking for more that just the genitals, as we realize the genitals are such a small part of real sex. The person is the most important part of sex. Everything else is secondary.

Yes, to the man, how we treat the penis is quite important, and most women understand that. But to the woman, it really is not the "end all and be all" of sex. It's just part of it.

I will say that I have been with many men, both big and small. My sexual satisfaction has never had anything to do with penis size. That is some sort of myth that men seem to propagate. I really don't care about the size of a man's penis, and most of the women I know in the Lifestyle don't either. It;s the attitude of the man that gets me off, the way he makes love to me, not the size of his dick. size is really the least of my concerns. I truly feel sorry for any woman that thinks otherwise, as they are missing out on some real fun.

Yes Robert, we women understand that your penis is important to you. It's just not all that important to us! You guys need to understand that. We prefer the package the penis is wrapped in that the penis itself

Carol xoxoxo
Actually, there is a surgical procedure that will make your penis an inch longer on average. It has to do with cutting the ligament that supports your penis. It's become a fairly common cosmetic surgery for men.
This fellow comes to confession. "Father," he said, "forgive me for I have sinned."
The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?"
"I lusted," the fellow replied.
"Tell me about it,"
The fellow then related his story. "Father, I am a deliveryman for UPS. Yesterday I was making
a delivery in the affluent section of the city. When I rang the bell, the door opened and there
stood the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She had long blonde hair and eyes like emeralds.
She was dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her perfect figure. And, she asked if I would
like to come in."
"And, what did you do, my son?" asked the priest.
"Father, I did not go in the house but I lusted. Oh, how I lusted," replied the man.
"Your sin has been forgiven," replied the priest. "You will get your reward in heaven, my son."
"A reward, father? What do you think my reward might be?" the fellow asked.
The priest replied, "I think a bale of hay would be appropriate, you jackass."
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Wow - it was exciting reading this. I have have engaged in piss play several times in the sea, a few times in the shower and once for real out of the shower with a girl squatting over my chest and face. I loved it. Have not found anyone interested since. I would love to rim while getting a GS.
Being uncut here are some of the things I do. I am very concious of my hygiene and do my best to not offend. I skin back my foreskin while in the shower when I first get in the shower and really soap that hooter up good. Then I go about the shower as usual. Before I get out I repeat the first step. Then, no laughs please or lame jokes about "blow jobs" , I take my blow dryer and on the low setting I skin it back again, and dry all exposed areas. You cant really just dry it with a towel. The foreskin automatically covers your cockhead when you wash and if you leave the inside of the foreskin wet this can speed up the process of becoming yucky. See if this helps.
You need to talk to SSA and find out the specifics of if and why your father was getting this money on your behalf. I am no expert but it seems to me that thosed payments should have stopped when you hit 21 yo. SSA's program should have automatically flagged these payments when you hit 21, I believe. If that is the case SSA screwed up but that does not leave your father off the hook. Get the facts straight and you might have to get lawyer who is an expert in that field to minimize any back payment. Ignorance can help but not eliminate the hassle.

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