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Men Getting Fucked By Women
THIS is my ultimate bisexual fantasy. I want to be sucking hubby's pussy wetted cock as his wife or her playmate fucks me in the ass with a strapon. PLEASE fuck me in the ass as lady as I suck your husband or BF's cock...PLEASE!
Men Licking Pussy While She Is Getting Fucked
WHEN I FIRST GOT MARRIED MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT SHE WANTED TO SWING WITH A BLACK DUDE THAT SHE WORKED WITH AT HER JOB. I WAS NOT INTO THIS BUT SHE INSISTED AND DEMANDED THAT I JOIN IN--THE FUN.. SO, BEING A SUBMISSIVE CROSS DRESSER I SAID, OK. WHEN SHE BROUGHT THE BLACK STUD TO OUR HOME MY WIFE KISSED HIM AND HE FELT HER UP RIGHT AT THE DOOR. MY WIFE TOLD HIM THAT I'M A SUB SISSY BOY AND THAT I WOULD SUCK HIS COCK TO GET HIM HARD... I HAD TO GET ON MY KNEES AND TOOK HIM IN MY MOUTH.. HE GOT HARD AND IT GREW TO 11" AS I SUCKED HIES SHAFT AND BALLS.. THEN HE FUCKED MY WIFE AND I GOT UNDER THEM AND DID MY THING EATING PUSSY AND LICKING HIS BLACK SHAFT UNTIL HE SHOT CUM INTO HER PUSSY AND I SWALLOWED AFTER HE PULLED OUT OF HER PUSSY... WHEN HE LEFT MY WIFE SAID I'M A SISSY FOR BLACK COCKS AND THAT SHE'D BRING OTHER BIG DICK STUDS FOR MORE FUN AND NEXT TIME I'D HAVE TO SUCK SEVERAL BLACK COCKS WHILE SHE WATCHED AND THEN I WOULD HAVE TO LET THEM HAVE MY ASS/PUSSY AS LONG AS THEY WANTED IT... I'M NOW A WHITE SISSIE SLUT FOR BLACK COCKS, SO IF THERE ARE MEMBERS INTO THIS-CONTACT ME!!!!
Women Sucking Breasts
I love to suck on nice full breasts as her husband fucks my ass watching me...I also love eating her pussy and asshole while i get fucked too... there is a common denominator here... get it!
2 Girls 1 Guy
Im bi and my husband is straight and we are looking for a play mate
Hes black and im white
We are happily married
Just looking for a little more fun
12 inches Or More
I have to say I've been very fortunate to have had some really large cocks both down my throat and up my ass. As you might expect the larger ones were all black.... I know what a surprise!!! I have had 12, some 10 or 11 inches, and a couple 9 inchers.... There is something very dirty and hottttt about sucking a big fucking cock, especially if the guy is DOM and he is calling me names while her fucks my face and ass. So if you're hung and want a great BJ and tight piece of ass, and you're in or near NJ drop me a line....
Fucking Husband While Wife Watches
I would love to be watch by the wife as me and the husband play with each other
Wives Sharing Hubby's Dick With Men
Dirty old man in DFW area wants to help a wife with her husband's dick - and her clit, too.
Bang My Wife
I was out at a Country bar one evening with this married couple that I had met at this bar a few months ago. It was a normal night and not much was happening. The guy had went to the hroom and when he left, his wife whispered to me that he had given her permission to take me home with them and fuck me, if I was into that kind of thing. She said that he wasn't sure of what my reaction would be, so she was tasked with asking me. I said that I would be okay with it if her hubby was. When he came back, she went to the Restroom and we talked. I told him what she had said and that I was okay with it if he was. He smiled and said that he was totally cool with it. He confided that he was also submissive. We agreed to pay our tab and go to their house.

I was more excited then them because I am very closet "bi" and this was my opportunity to push the limits. Given my conversation with the husband, I had a feeling that I could get some cock myself if I played it right.

We got to their house and those two started kissing. I went over and started kissing his wife. After a while of heavy petting, she suggested we all go into the bedroom and get naked! One in the bedroom, I laid her on her back and started to lick her pussy and suck on her clit. She was soaked and I swear she must have came within seconds after my tongue was inserted in her snatch. After about 10 minutes of pussy eating, I told her husband to come over and taste how good she was. He dove right in! I then started to work on her tits and straddled her face to fuck her mouth. Her husband was still eating her out and watching me fuck his wife's face from behind. I then told him to stay at the foot of the bed and I slid down and stuck my cock inside her wet, warm snatch. I told her husband to stay on the floor at the foot of the bed and watch as I fucked his wife. That would be a hot view for him. After about 5 or 10 minutes of fucking her, I got off and slid to the foot of the bed and told her husband that I wanted him to taste how good his wife was. He started to slid up to eat her pussy but I stopped him and said that I wanted him to lick her juices off my cock. He hesitated for a moment, looked up at her, and receiving a wink from her, engulfed my cock with his mouth. After a few minutes of this, I stopped him so I could once again fuck his wife. As I was fucking her, he stood up on the bed and said that I was now going to taste how good he tasted, and stuck his cock in my mouth. I wanted to concentrate on blowing him, so we switched positions so I laid on my back, his wife on top fucking me, and he straddled my chest and was fucking my face.

It wasn't long before he was fucking my face hard and shooting a nice warm load of semen in my mouth! All along, his wife is riding my hard cock and having orgasm after orgasm. It wasn't long before I shot my load deep inside of her. Afterwards, we laid there for a few minutes. When I noticed that her husband was hard again. I told him that it was time he tasted my load. So, I made him go down on his wife and eat her snatch while I blew him again!

We all were satisfied many times that evening. I even watched him fuck his a wife that night and we both fucked her a few times.

We haven't done it again yet, but we still hang out at the same bar and I can tell they are still interested. That was two weeks ago so I am rushing it? lol
Black Women
i love black pussy and black cock. My gf has had miles of black cock and loves it too, now i want her to eat black pussy while she gets fucked by black cocks.
Licking Cock While Fucking Pussy
This is how I learned to be bi. I dated a couple in Mobile whose wife loved watching her husband suck my cock after I fucked her.

She was riding me as I was lying on my back and she pulled off my cock to sit on my face. As I was enjoying her wet pussy, I felt her husband put my cock in his mouth and ....Viola...I was hooked.

Soon I was licking his cock and balls and her clit as he fucked her.

Ladies, this DROVE HER WILD.

They had taught me what it's worth to enhance the pleasure of licking, sucking, and tasting a women who's wet.

Now I'm HOOKED and would love to share this wonderful expereince with the newly bicurious.
Bisexual Black Men With Big Dicks
I am a thick black female in SC that is hungry for some big black dick and ass. I want to see two black men fucking and sucking on each other and I want to fuck them with my strap-o. Very interested in repeated meetings if possible. Discreation is demanded!
Black Dick
We love black cock as you can see from our photos. I, the male is especially fond of BIG BLACK COCK. I am a bottom and a submissive cocksucker, so if you have a hot big black cock drop us and line...
Pierced Cock
I don't think I'd get one, but I would sure love to blow a guy with a PA. it looks hot.. especially if my hands were tied behind me, and he was holding me in place with my leash.
Females Who Use Strap-ons on Males
I'd like to find a couple )MF) in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area who enjoys strap-ons as I do. I'd love for her to shove that strap=on cock up my ass while I fucked her husband in the ass or sucked him off or he could suck me off as well. Then I'd like to take her in the ass while she did her husband or boyfriend.
Rape Role Play
my fantasy is to be gang raped by a black biker gang. all hung, muscles, tatts, leather....i get taken to their place and for a full day my ass and mouth are always full of black thick cock. By the end of the day, i've done 10-15 hot horny black studs and i'm covered in their cum...not to mention a full belly too. so if ur in the NY or NJ area drop me a line.
Gentle Bondage
Not into heavy duty bondage but I would like to be tied up with silk scarves and my body licked all over and do the same for the other person! Cool eh? LOL
Black Tops Fucking White Bottoms
i love black tops and my gf loves to watch me getting my ass fucked and dominated by black guys. She does too....lol

Profiles:

Married for 14 years, our kids are grown and on their own and now its our time. Wife 47 husband 41. We are very sexual and very comfortable. Wife is very out going, husband is a little reserved until he gets to know you. We have had a few encounters together with couples, females and straight males we both have had experiences before we were together. We would like to meet couples to have fun with, straight or bisexual, would like to meet a bisexual male in relationship or single to introduce husband all the way to the experience. thank you
Overall we are easy going, like to relax and enjoy life no matter what it brings us. She is 5'6" 180lb 38DD natural Red Hair (originally Brown) bifemale and switch She loves to be tied up and used sexually. She's easy going just don't push her before she gets to know gets to know you. She loves to read fantasy books / Play piano / and fishing. He is 6'9" 300lb Short black hair Bimale and is Dom. He normally into everything. He is into building things / computers / and Shooting Guns
We are both Sporty, Fit we go to the gym 5/6 times a week Educated well kept people, like to eat out, London Shows, travel. Loking for a fit lady to entertain wife Bi fantasy, and letting Husband watch and join in
Submissive male looking for a loving relationship with DOMINANT FEMALE. Would love to find my future wife loves black cock and humiliating and feminiizing me.
We are a happily married couple. I consider myself to be both gay and straight and desire the company of both a man and a woman, not either or. We are looking for a bisexual or lesbian life partner. Please do not contact us unless you are interested in pursuing a long term relationship. Physically we are both very tall. I wouldn't describe us as skinny, but we are broad shouldered and more muscle than fat. So basically, we are very large but not in the way that the people everyone picks on at Wal-Mart are large. My husband has long blond hair and blue eyes. He has currently chosen to style it into a purple and black mohawk and grow a beard, but his hair is really beautiful, when he doesn't screw with it. I have long dark blond/brown hair and hazel eyes, but I reserve the right to change these features at will. I'm 5'9", 36" 30" 44", 34DD, so curvy and relatively slender, but like I said I'm a freakin' Amazon and my husband makes me look small. We are big geeks, video games and anime all the way. I also enjoy classic cars and doing my own repairs. My husband is fond of painting and wood working.
Hi! I have been away from this site for a couple of years but now I'm back. I'm an older bi-male and enjoy company of both sexes. I'm looking for all that care to have fun with an older bi-man. Would like a couple (but not limited to) where the wife knows the husband is bi. I enjoy all things sexual that does not conflict with my partner(s) likes and dislikes.
****WE DON'T CAM****Please read our complete profile before emailing us! We don't want to waste your time or ours. You can not just have one person... we come together so if you just want only one of us you need to move on please...She will only play with a female and her mind will not be changed no matter how hard you try. She wants to watch. We Have become very good at figuring people out and that's why we are very cautious. We are y and fun. D&D free so protection is always a must... Shaved females only please (She has an issue with hair)...also if you are being dishonest about your lifestyle to a husband, wife or significant other please move on we consider that cheating no matter what the reasons. Please do not email us with stupid requests..."Can your wife "F" me with a strap on" or "Lets Screw" we don't know you at all so its not going to happen.... its a waste of our time and yours. Also if you only have "dick pics" (they are fun but say nothing about you) or pictures of half of a couple please move on that is a big red flag for us..... We are open and honest and to the point and we are both go with the flow kind of people. We love meeting new people and letting loose.
40yo mwm that is bisexual and out to wife only. 5'10" 200 # looking for other bi men for myself and possible 3 somes or moresomes with my wife as well but only if we really hit it off well. im masculine, but like to ocasionally wear panties, im an avid outdoorsman. really looking for someone that i can be with in and out of bed. what to know more??? just ask! ***********UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!!!: a relationship with an older woman that my wife and i just loved has come to an end due to her getting married and we would love to find a wonderful woman or couple to help fill the void.
Hi I'm 6' 1" bi curious guy. I am very open minded and easy going guy. She is hot and looking for bi guys to fuck her while i watch. She wants to have me get fucked while I fuck her. Were open to anything just message us and see what happens... My boyfriends such a little sexy slut...one thing though his cock is huge...so he gets points for that I'd love to ride his cock and makeout with a guy as that guy fucks his ass....its open for business guys who wants it...also you can have me if your willing to let him watch. I could use a good fucking, who wants to give it to me...preferably under 40...
i can be shy some times but up for fun i have black hair black eyes i am 5ft6 tall slim build i would like to meet pretty girl i am 44yrs old
We are a white couple who are looking for black couples or dark well hug black men only
Crossdresser and Bi-curious female. I LOVE SATIN PANTIES BRAS NEVER TRYED HIGH HEELS ON BUT WOULD TRY I BEEN JACK OFF WHEN IM WEARING MY PANTIES WHAT A FEELING I LIKE PLASTIC BAGS WHEN THE OTHER PERSON PUTS IT OVER MY HEAD SEALED TIGHT WITH MY HANDS TIED JACKING ME OFF THAT A RUSH AND MELINDA LOVE SATIN PANTIES ALSO
We are a very good looking and fit couple. My husband has never had a threesome before but I have been involved in one twice. This is not our normal lifestyle but my husband and I would like to experience a threesome together. We are looking for a classy, feminine and fit female who we find mutually attractive. We are NOT looking for another MAN/COUPLE. We want someone who is discreet and drug and disease free. Please be clean and have some class.
hmm some things about me - true sports fanatic will watch any sport I can all day if I could - love to play em also - pretty atheletic I think (but not to good at basketball - damn that sucks too) - favorite color BLACK startin to buy all my clothes black cause my next car is gonna be black and you gotta match the G-ride - no kids (just lucky I guess) - I do read a lot of African American books, biographies, history, and a Crime Novel when i just relax my brain (not to often) - love to work and get shit done will be the first one there and the last one to leave and never ask for a raise LOL (they'll pay you handsomely for livin like that). There's a lot more but thats just a briefer HOLLA!! oh and
We are both dirty blondes depending on the amount of time in the sun. I have green eyes, my husband has blue. I am built like a gymnast and my husband is a wiry athletic build. We are both very healthy and love sports as well as sex. We are happily married but as you all know it is difficult for couples to maintain the same sexual desire all the time. I love sex and prefer vaginal missionary with some variations. I am multi orgasmic and nothing else seems to hit the spot like the aforementioned plus once I orgasm about the 5th time I am good to go for a few weeks. My husband desires sex more often and would love to have a lot more variety so I am exploring our options. I have added some anal play and we are going from there. I am interested in learning about anal play for my husband. I have a lot to learn and need help getting there. I want to find ways to help him find pleasure without needing intercourse and oral with me all the time. Anal play on him seems to be the best option based on the research I have discovered as to how good it can feel for men. I would like to find a progression from the beginning to bring him to orgasms even teach him to pleasure himself for additional sexual time. Do you have any such material, direction, or guidance? What steps do I take? How quickly does one progress in this situation, how does one encourage their husband to explore themself? How can I add variety of play to this? What are my options?
I am fun, enjoy life and looking to experience new sexual experiences. I am nurse currently in the process of relocating to the DFW area, who is looking for some fun, alot of fun. I am totally (STRAIGHT), no interest in guys at all!! I love to karaokee, watch "educational videos" and just have fun. Not looking for the "tied down" lifestyle as i am divorced and love my freedom I love women of all races, creeds, colors and sizes and am seeking new and exciting experiences
Middle age black couple looking to enjoy and expand our sexual experience. is 6'4", 250 short mixed gray and black hair. is 5"5" shoulder length hair love to make people smile.

Forums:

imagine this. me waking up to being tied down to your bed, completly naked. i look down and see a spreader bar betweem my legs, my hands are tied up and i cant move. i cant even scream because of the ball gag shoved in my mouth. then you and your husband walk in and you start licking my pussy while he rubs his hard throbbing cock. then you stop licking my pussy and you grab a strap on as your husband yanks the ball gag out of my mouth, and you start fucking my tight wet pussy while he fucks my throat.
and thats just the begining, you can bring your friends and do whatever you want to me. i love being hummiliated and abused. and its alwasy hotter when its on camrea.
Have always wanted to meet a man and his wife.They lay me on my back she lifts my legs up and fucks my ass with her strappon while her husband is on his knees above my head watching his wife fucking me in the ass while he is fucking my mouth.any race,or legal age.please im in dfw area
if you have a pretty cock, or if you know someone with a humongous cock that makes people run from it, please get in touch with me, i would love to have the chance to please them like they are a king. i would love to meet and please a guy and be introduced to his male family members especially an older black man that i can get into bed with and go straight to sucking him off while his son fucks me and pumps me full as i swallow his daddys jizz.......im real im clean, douched ready, and waiting, one night or long term id love to find a live in situation taking care of an elderly black man in his home full time, living as his wife and his sex slave, servant, maid. this is no bullshit ad im for real
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities.

A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.

Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.

"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.

"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"

"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.


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What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
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What did the Dracula say to his teacher?
See you next Period!

Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
In a blood bank.

How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
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A little kid walks into a city bus for a Halloween night and sits right

behind the driver and starts yelling: ''If my dad was a ghost and my
mom a ghost, I'd be a little ghost.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with:
''If my dad was an dracula and my mom a dracula, I would be a little
dracula.''
The kid goes on with a devil, witch, demon until the bus driver gets
angry and yells at the kid:
''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says: ''I would be a bus driver!''
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One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most
adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the
biggest blue eyes.

She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The
woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"

The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!"

The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her
husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go
ahead honey say it just one more time."

Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"

The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just
the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat
Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the
little girl's Treat Bag.

The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman
and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my fucking
cookies!"
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A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in
a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the
store and get costumes for them to wear.

When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and
there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband
yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard
of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else
I can wear."

The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume
and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes
to the bedroom and there, laid out on the bed, is a man
costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you
doing? Have you ever heard of a black man? Take this back
and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"

The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the
husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed
are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the
second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2x4 The
husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"

The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the
three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino.
If you don't like that idea, you can put the white belt on
and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT idea, you can
shove the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!"
Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual.
Women with a strapon is a very erotic experience, I've had a few use one on me (7" is a nice size), often the wife of couples I have seen, either I bring one along that I have for just such an opportunity, or they already have one. Most of the women even have orgasms while using the strapon, just getting off from the sensations of the strap between thier legs, and the thought of fucking a man. The best part is that they all have been very attentive, sensual fucks - they want to make sure thier partner gets the pleasure he is expecting. Probably the most erotic experience I have had (and shared) was fucking a husband while the wife fucked me - we all had some very intense orgasms from that one!!!!! BTW, if there are any fems in NJ - both myself and my strapon are ready!!!!!
one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
Hi, I was caught jerking off outside by my soon to ex wifes sister, Her sister watched for a moment, then said she had to something for my wife, I said ok. Well she called my wife at work, & told her. When my wife got home she had her sister with her, She was mad. I was commanded to strip naked, then I was tied up, bent over the table, & paddled, caned, & whipped until my ass was cherry red.
I'm looking for a hot bitch to come over and lick my pregnant pussy while my husband watches and fucks me while I lick your pussy! Pregnancy makes me sooooo fucking horny!!! I masturbate 20 times a day!!! I want a hot little slut to come over and fuck me! My husband won't touch you...unless you want him to!
I would love to find a woman who would love to have her husband/boyfriend sandwich her between him and myself, rubbing her clit against mine and cum and then let him cum on my pussy and she lick me clean. Or lick me while her boyfriend/husband fucks be hard. Any takers
HEY MAMI,
ME AND MY HUBBY ARE LOOKING FOR FUN, AND WE ARE MORE THAN WILLING TO TEACH U A THING OR TWO. IM FILIPINO AND BLACK, AND MY HUSBAND IS BLACK. WE ARE COOL, REAL, AND FUN. IF URE INTERESTED, LEAVE A MESSAGE.
BYE BYE FOR NOW
MUCH LOVE
SEXXXY, AND SNEEK
We are looking for a bi male, bi female, or bi couple for some fun in and out of the bedroom. Would like to try for the first time a black man, wife has been with black men before, hubby would like to try it too.
We are hoping to find another couple (bi or bicurious) that would ALSO desire to try same-sex play. Husband with husband, and wife with wife. No swap.

My wife wants to do everything w/ a woman... kissing, touching, oral, etc.
I want to have a lot of cock-play... touching, stroking, sucking, etc... make it cum. No kissing nor anything anal.

We know this is restrictive for most - we get it - but we also need to be true to OUR desires. This is what we're looking for. Just putting it out there.
Vince here,

I would love to be gang banged by a group of black men or any men for that matter. I'd love my wife to be there telling me how much I love it as she forces me to deep thoat one big cock after another, filling my stomach with hot cumm, as guy after guy fills my ass with hot cumm as well. I would also love to have the whole thing video taped, put all over the internet, and played for me to watch as Ali fucks my ass with her feeldoe.

Be Well,
Vince

"Do what thou Wilt, thou shalt be the whole of the Law, is the Law, under Will." Aleister Crowley
He looks like he is trainable, but he needs work on taking the whole cock. wife must masturbate while husband gets fucked than she must clean my cock with her mouth. Husband I have a butt plug you will wear when I am not there because I am out with your wife fuking
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'pussycat.'

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's' pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

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