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Cuckold
Mature couple looking for that one male who is interested in a long term sexual and loving relationship with my wife. We both want the man to gradually seduce my wife until she is totally his and I am just a friend to her, maybe even her girl friend. My mind will be stimulated along with the smell, sounds, sites and tastes of their lovemaking, while they are more involved in the more physical parts of lovemaking. I long to be a permanent cuckold to her.
Licking Cum From Pussy
MMMMMM I LUV WHEN SHE BRINGS HOME A SWEET CREAM PIE
Sheer Panties
mmm i luv when my girl brings me a new pair of sheer panties to wear 4 her n her friends
Fucking Husband While Wife Watches
I would love to be watch by the wife as me and the husband play with each other
Wives Sharing Hubby's Dick With Men
Dirty old man in DFW area wants to help a wife with her husband's dick - and her clit, too.
Bang My Wife
I was out at a Country bar one evening with this married couple that I had met at this bar a few months ago. It was a normal night and not much was happening. The guy had went to the hroom and when he left, his wife whispered to me that he had given her permission to take me home with them and fuck me, if I was into that kind of thing. She said that he wasn't sure of what my reaction would be, so she was tasked with asking me. I said that I would be okay with it if her hubby was. When he came back, she went to the Restroom and we talked. I told him what she had said and that I was okay with it if he was. He smiled and said that he was totally cool with it. He confided that he was also submissive. We agreed to pay our tab and go to their house.

I was more excited then them because I am very closet "bi" and this was my opportunity to push the limits. Given my conversation with the husband, I had a feeling that I could get some cock myself if I played it right.

We got to their house and those two started kissing. I went over and started kissing his wife. After a while of heavy petting, she suggested we all go into the bedroom and get naked! One in the bedroom, I laid her on her back and started to lick her pussy and suck on her clit. She was soaked and I swear she must have came within seconds after my tongue was inserted in her snatch. After about 10 minutes of pussy eating, I told her husband to come over and taste how good she was. He dove right in! I then started to work on her tits and straddled her face to fuck her mouth. Her husband was still eating her out and watching me fuck his wife's face from behind. I then told him to stay at the foot of the bed and I slid down and stuck my cock inside her wet, warm snatch. I told her husband to stay on the floor at the foot of the bed and watch as I fucked his wife. That would be a hot view for him. After about 5 or 10 minutes of fucking her, I got off and slid to the foot of the bed and told her husband that I wanted him to taste how good his wife was. He started to slid up to eat her pussy but I stopped him and said that I wanted him to lick her juices off my cock. He hesitated for a moment, looked up at her, and receiving a wink from her, engulfed my cock with his mouth. After a few minutes of this, I stopped him so I could once again fuck his wife. As I was fucking her, he stood up on the bed and said that I was now going to taste how good he tasted, and stuck his cock in my mouth. I wanted to concentrate on blowing him, so we switched positions so I laid on my back, his wife on top fucking me, and he straddled my chest and was fucking my face.

It wasn't long before he was fucking my face hard and shooting a nice warm load of semen in my mouth! All along, his wife is riding my hard cock and having orgasm after orgasm. It wasn't long before I shot my load deep inside of her. Afterwards, we laid there for a few minutes. When I noticed that her husband was hard again. I told him that it was time he tasted my load. So, I made him go down on his wife and eat her snatch while I blew him again!

We all were satisfied many times that evening. I even watched him fuck his a wife that night and we both fucked her a few times.

We haven't done it again yet, but we still hang out at the same bar and I can tell they are still interested. That was two weeks ago so I am rushing it? lol
Men Sucking Men's Dicks
I would really like to suck a mans cock while his wife/girl friend joins in. What a turn on.
Snowballing
It's makes me sooo hot to watch a guy have sex with with his wife or girl friend then I go down and suckit out while I get it either with a gal with a strapon or a hard cock and get sucked to yum any invatations?
Sexy Panties
MMMMMM i luv when she brings home some new sexxy panties 4 me to try on ???? we both get sooooo horny !!!!! im in my sexxy pink ones right now !!!!
Licking Cock While Fucking Pussy
This is how I learned to be bi. I dated a couple in Mobile whose wife loved watching her husband suck my cock after I fucked her.

She was riding me as I was lying on my back and she pulled off my cock to sit on my face. As I was enjoying her wet pussy, I felt her husband put my cock in his mouth and ....Viola...I was hooked.

Soon I was licking his cock and balls and her clit as he fucked her.

Ladies, this DROVE HER WILD.

They had taught me what it's worth to enhance the pleasure of licking, sucking, and tasting a women who's wet.

Now I'm HOOKED and would love to share this wonderful expereince with the newly bicurious.
Group Masturbation
I have 2 buddies from years back (freshman yr H.S.) and we have been jacking off together since first sleep over, and sucking each other not long after, but we still love to jack together, and on each other.
Couples Searching For Bi Males
Hey y'all, I'm a highly versatile bi male (about a 5 on the 0 to 6 Kinsey scale) and I'd really like to get sandwiched in between some bi dude and his hot horny lady friend/wife/whatever. No strings attached just hot promiscuous sex with some guy whose been mostly abstinant for the previous year...
Men Getting Fucked By Women
THIS is my ultimate bisexual fantasy. I want to be sucking hubby's pussy wetted cock as his wife or her playmate fucks me in the ass with a strapon. PLEASE fuck me in the ass as lady as I suck your husband or BF's cock...PLEASE!
Lesbian Need To Try Men For 1st Time
My first threesome was with an bisexual couple, both women. They weren't really lesbian, although they would sleep together occasionally, and each would hook up with men, too.

I got to know one of them pretty well, we had hooked up a couple of times through work. We worked different places, but got together after work a few times. We liked each other's personalities, and at the time I was a thin, strong pro athlete and sought after by lots of women (not bragging, but aware of it by reflection some now 30 years later). She was great sexually, and I learned a few things from her - I was still young and wild then, as you might guess.

After a party one night, she asked me to stay, which was not unusual. But when we locked the doors and moved into her bedroom, her friend was already there waiting for the both of us. I learned a lot that night about pleasing women, lessons that I took to heart and continue to apply to this day. We shared ourselves sexually several more times, but soon we all drifted away from each other and that was that.

I would love to find another couple of women who would like to teach me a few new things. with two women focused on each other and finding ways to include me (that is, I was not the center of attention) was extraordinarily freeing. What I would give to experience that again.
Females Who Use Strap-ons on Males
I'd like to find a couple )MF) in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area who enjoys strap-ons as I do. I'd love for her to shove that strap=on cock up my ass while I fucked her husband in the ass or sucked him off or he could suck me off as well. Then I'd like to take her in the ass while she did her husband or boyfriend.
Suck My Husbands Cock
I Suck Your Husband"s VERY Rock Hard COCK For You as You Watch Me Go Down On Him ---> Just ask me to Any Time ? ? ? in Philly PA Write to me and Let"s Get Your Husband"s COCK VERY SUCKED ON ...(^_^(?...
M-M-F Threesome
Alright I am the female half of this couple. We have been with a few bi-males that we met on yahoo chats. This is what happen on one occasion. I chatted with this guy for awhile & we decided for him to come over. After I gave him directions to our home I got offline, took a shower, and had a stiff drink. My husband smoked some bud and took a shower. When the guy arrived I answered the door and showed him to the bedroom. I offered him a drink, he took it. We all sat and talked about what we wanted that evening.

The guys got undressed and began to give one another head . I was sitting in a lounge chair chilling, watching, getting wet and horny. They lick each other cock and sucked. Then my husband laid on his back and the guy put on a condom and slid into him. My husband was moaning and jerking off.

I was still drinking my drink while watching. My husband then ask me to get on the bed with them. Which I did. I moved over my husband face and sat down ( I wasn't wearing any panties ) he began to eat out, while the other guy started playing with my breast. My husband stop jerking off and said for me to move down more. So the other guy stopped fucking him and continued to play with my breast and he took off the condom he had on.

The guy guided my husband into my pussy and put on antoher condom then he slid inside my pussy and started to fuck me also. I moan ( kinda loudly ) to fuck me harder. They started going at me for all they were worth.

My husband told the guy to get the lube off of the nightstand and to take my ass. ( Every now and then I like it rough. Not always but, sometimes it can be fun. Plus, this was like our eleventh time doing this.)

He told the guy that after he put lots of lube inside my ass that he should rape that black ass. The dude ask if he was sure that was something that I would really be into. So, to prove the point my husband slapped me in the face and said that the other dude and him were going to use me like a whore and I was going to enjoy it.

I came all over his cock. Then the next thing I felt was the other guy slide into my ass slowly, kinda unsure. My husband said for me to tell dude to rape me. I looked over my shoulder and said " Fuck me like the dirty slut that I am! I am your fuck toy. Use me and abuse me!" that got him going!

He started slamming his cock into me. That night I got faced fucked twice
( thank goodness I don't have a gag reflex ) My husband fucked the guy in the ass while dude fucked me in the ass, there was alot of spanking going on, dude fucked my pussy hard while my husband force fed me his cock ( i like the feel of not being able to breath at times but, we usually only do this type of play when we are alone ) I deep throated dude while my husband fucked me in the ass, we fucked until they both couldn't go any longer.

Dude took a shower, got dressed and left. And then my husband ate me out again and I passed out.
I am the dominate one in the relationship in all other areas.
So, I love being submissive whenever we enter the bedroom.
And Rob takes full advantage of our playtime as well our sexual time alone!

Profiles:

I am a married male that plays alone, for now. Non threatening and VAS, D&D safe. My exwife and I used to play with a friend of mine in wonderful MFM sessions and we swapped spouses with one other couple. That was in the early 1980's and I miss the wonderful group sex with all of the visuals and eroticism of these acts. My current wife of 22 years is the most wonderful woman and wife. But she won't play for now...I've tried. I need to be very discrete and by definition protects couples. I will never, ever say a word about our adventures nor will I ever be involved or interested in your wife or gf other than as a sexual partner. I am not an Adonis, nor am I repulsive. I am average in looks but very above average in my love and respect of people and my desire to give and receive great sex. Try me...if you don't like, we won't meet again. I will wish you well and there will be no hard feelings, I promise.
I'm 5'9", 175 lbs, nice smile, nice ass. I'm very oral, so I'd love to be on my knees with a wife as she takes care of her husband.
Hi! I have been away from this site for a couple of years but now I'm back. I'm an older bi-male and enjoy company of both sexes. I'm looking for all that care to have fun with an older bi-man. Would like a couple (but not limited to) where the wife knows the husband is bi. I enjoy all things sexual that does not conflict with my partner(s) likes and dislikes.
****WE DON'T CAM****Please read our complete profile before emailing us! We don't want to waste your time or ours. You can not just have one person... we come together so if you just want only one of us you need to move on please...She will only play with a female and her mind will not be changed no matter how hard you try. She wants to watch. We Have become very good at figuring people out and that's why we are very cautious. We are y and fun. D&D free so protection is always a must... Shaved females only please (She has an issue with hair)...also if you are being dishonest about your lifestyle to a husband, wife or significant other please move on we consider that cheating no matter what the reasons. Please do not email us with stupid requests..."Can your wife "F" me with a strap on" or "Lets Screw" we don't know you at all so its not going to happen.... its a waste of our time and yours. Also if you only have "dick pics" (they are fun but say nothing about you) or pictures of half of a couple please move on that is a big red flag for us..... We are open and honest and to the point and we are both go with the flow kind of people. We love meeting new people and letting loose.
40yo mwm that is bisexual and out to wife only. 5'10" 200 # looking for other bi men for myself and possible 3 somes or moresomes with my wife as well but only if we really hit it off well. im masculine, but like to ocasionally wear panties, im an avid outdoorsman. really looking for someone that i can be with in and out of bed. what to know more??? just ask! ***********UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!!!: a relationship with an older woman that my wife and i just loved has come to an end due to her getting married and we would love to find a wonderful woman or couple to help fill the void.
he:5'4"135#, she:5' 120#36c.,bi sexua, both:cln.opn.minded,married for20yrs. wish more fun,,wish to see partner get sexual pleasure in same room/bed.we want man/man. wmn./wmn.sex to enjoy and try.wife have good experience withsame sex whiletwo men watch/touch/.pampering.hubby has only once light kiss/ suck joy.no anal sex . Welike both bi.cpl. But not must. Bi wmn.and str8 man are most welcome for wmn./wmn.play and swing.try with us you will love us,be friend and sex buddies,we are open,we like same room sex for all so that can see our partner in great sexul fun.
I enjoy people and make the most of every moment. I live for today and all that it brings. I live my life the way Life was intended to be.....full. I have a good secure job, which I love. If what you intend on, may hurt another, please pass me by. If not, hope to hear from you soon.
Petite (5'4". 114 pds) Dom wife - bisexual who LOVES to see m/m activity and then play. Husband is short (5'4" bottom who is being trained to service men. Looking for men or couples that want to help. Fuck him and then fuck her or have him get you hard, fuck her and finish in his mouth. Would also love to send him to FF to service some single horny male (or travel or host) and then have them email me with a review of his performance with a punishment or reward based on how well he does. We are real and can voice verify.
44yo female. I want to enjoy sex with a loving couple, I want us to hang out and play sometimes all night and others times it depends on us. I want to share with a couple and sometimes we might all sleep together and sometimes we might just have random sex. I want us to be free and just be a part of your good times. I would love us to spend the weekends and do everything thing together, cook clean and have sex Oh and wine.
Not on the site much these days. Just check in for messages from friends every once in a while. Please note- If you have not filled out your profile in any detail, have not posted photos of yourself/partner, or ask for something that is clearly outside of our stated boundaries: We will most likely not respond to you, and may very well block you outright. J is the sweetest, kindest, funniest woman I have ever met. She brings all of this into our love making as well, holding nothing back. Which makes her the sexiest woman I've ever known. Her eyes are truly her soul's beautiful hazel/green tinted windows. For all of her beautiful curves and hair like autumn, I fall in love with her all over again everytime she looks at me with those intense sexy eyes. Her kisses are liquid gold. She speaks fearlessly about what she wants, honestly about what she doesn't, and is completely unafraid to act upon our fantasies. She is the perfect balance between an erotic angel and a wildcat. She is not just accepting of my bisexuality, but turned on by it. Her enthusiasm for us to be exploring others together is intoxicating. Smart, articulate, and wickedly funny. If she's not blowing my mind with the best sex ever, she's making me laugh my butt off or discussing astrophysics. Somehow in my life I must have done something right, because T has entered my life. He is simply the most adoring, kind, patient, and sincerest man Iíve had the pleasure to know. He is my heart. In everyway he makes me see the beauty in life and how to embrace it more each day. His body is heaven to touch and taste. T is very intelligent and has an incomparable sense of humor that makes me laugh even at my darkest moments. T is very open and forthcoming about his desires fantasies and reservations. He will answer any question you have to the best of his knowledge, which is quite extensive. I love his honesty and his unabashed way of talking straight to the point. T is a very skilled artist, writer, and lover. My most dear friend and mate. Whether you would like to join us on our sexual journey, talk sexy, or just want a good friend- we welcome you to drop us a line and get to know us. We are each otherís deepest love, mates, and very best friends. We are looking to play together only with very select couples who are as committed to each other as we are.
Im 5.10 187..blond blue eyes .my husband is 6ft 220pnds.blond blue eyes.we been married 19 yrs. we are definitely a unique couple .. Lance is a type of person that will help anybody out. a little shy at first but once he gets to know you he opens up like a book. he is a jokester.his heart is more than he can handle. he is wonderful father, friend, husband and lover.. he lovs to read books. he is an awesome fisherman. and cooking he is so good at everyone loves his food. he expescially loves listening to his music.rock metal.shannon is more shy but when with the right people she is so much fun. she to will help just about anybody she is very caring and compassionate person. she enjoys decorating planting flowers, doing arts and crafts, when not at work she's busy running the kids around to their games and after school activities. she is definitely a Supermom.. things we like to do together we love going to Six Flags Great America we have we go all long. we just recently got 2 puppies and they take a lot of our time there like having two kids they have been an awesome addition to our family.. nice evening to us is watching a good movie and cuddling in bed. were not big drinkers but we do like to enjoy a drink when the mood is right. bars aren't really are saying but we do like to play pool will go to the bar to play pool maybe a couple drinks but we dont hang in the bars..we try to live life ad if today is our last cause it just might be.................
We are an attractive married couple who are very much in love but believe we are capable of sharing that love with another person. We are both fun loving, outgoing, spontaneous, romantic, sensuous and highly erotic. We love s, I really enjoy being with another woman while watching my husband also being involved with her at the same time. We are best friends and lovers and have no secrets from each other, no petty jealousy here. We prefer spending time with a lover, we're not interested in quickies or one night stands, we seek a woman who will want to be both a long term friend and lover to both of us and is willing and able to spend a night or weekend with us once or twice a month.
Looking for like minded bi couples or bi singles. Will not play alone, don't ask! Him-5'7 190, blond, blue eyes, well endowed with a piercing, sexy, tatted up, muscular, funny, outgoing. Will always make you laugh, loves giving and receiving oral and more! Wants to explore bi side more. Wife will ALWAYS be present! Her-5'7" 138, brunette, green eyes, long legs, size 36D, pierced tongue, a few tattoos, friendly, outgoing, loves the ladies and wants to see hubby play with a guy. Husband will ALWAYS be present. NO SINGLE (straight) MALES!!!
I'm a simple man that hates the complications that life brings.I beleive that by working hard and being of an open mind that one should go far in life and be able to enjoy it.I'm an open book,not much that I won't try.I'm bi for the ladies enjoyment.I enjoy pleasing the ladies so much that what they desire is my only goal.I really think the ladies like to see thier man involved with another man while they please her although most men won't say so.On the other hand,I would not object to meeting aman alone either.I'm easy going and just want to enjoy sex with others that are willing to meet.
My husband and I are both around 250 pounds he's 5'10 I'm 5'7 I'm pregnant.hes outgoing and friendly I'm friendly but very shy at first were lookin for a single white female between 20 and 26 to have as a full time threesome Partner preferably over 180 pounds with double d or e size breasts.someone who can hostbecause we are unable to do so.absolutely have to be dd free because I'm pregnant and will not risk my baby or my husband
Overall we are easy going, like to relax and enjoy life no matter what it brings us. She is 5'6" 180lb 38DD natural Red Hair (originally Brown) bifemale and switch She loves to be tied up and used sexually. She's easy going just don't push her before she gets to know gets to know you. She loves to read fantasy books / Play piano / and fishing. He is 6'9" 300lb Short black hair Bimale and is Dom. He normally into everything. He is into building things / computers / and Shooting Guns
Professional guy looking to meet new people. I am 6 ft, 195 lbs, and very athletic. ually, I am into just about anything that brings adventure and fun. Guy or girl, couples, top or bottom, roleplaying, whatever. Ladies I do love a nice butt, but your sense of adventure is what will turn me on the most. Guys, if you are in shape and have a big dick, we will get along great I like bisexual women that like to share both guys and girls. 2 girls together is a beautiful thing, but I also want a well hung stud to play with too. Watch us both get it on or have us both bring you to sexual paradise. If it's hot, dirty, and results in multiple orgasms, I like it!!!

Forums:

Vickie, this reminds me of a similar situation that happened many years ago except that the roles were reveresed. My very good male friend's wife was seeing other women at the office. The girls were partying heavy together during the week while "both" were supposedly working late each nite. Both were dear friends of mine. The wife confided in me one night and told me of the situation. Yet, she asked me to keep it in confidence & not tell her husband, my best friend. I agreed.
To this day this haunts me! Because, as all of us know, rumors get around and the story finally made the headlines at the office..including the fact that my friend's wife had confided in me and told me what was going on. My best friend asked me bluntly, "Why didn't you tell me!" All I could say was, "I didn't want to be the one to hurt you!"
Hope this makes sense to you! s! Andy
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities.

A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.

Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.

"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.

"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"

"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.


Be Happy
D i c k
Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual.
one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
Marriage and Men
- When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make. - Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home - A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face - is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest. - An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge. - Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle. - Getting married is one mistake every man should make. - A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him. - Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence. - The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet. and lastly............ - Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!

Be Happy
D i c k
My wife had the same thing happen to her with a friend of 29 years only her friend wonted a threesome and we did. after a mouth she wonted to control her. I told my wife that I didn't wont nothing to do with her anymore that if she put up with her it was on her. Well it toke a year to get get her to stop calling my wife. my wife had to stop answering her call before she got the massage. good luck I know what you are going though.
dude BAD IDEA been there done that. You WILL GET CAUGHT. and you will regret it. IF you have an open marriage on the other hand then I would talk to your neighbor about it IF your wife is ok with it. But whatever you do dont go and try to hop into bed with her without your wife knowing it. Because if she is any kind of real friend to your wife she will tell you NO and tell your wife you asked her, unless your wife has told her its ok.

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady
forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her
husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.

"Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years,
but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the
road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. the husband
speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,"he
says,
"because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and
she's
a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more
tightly
and slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. "I want
the
house," he says insistently. Up to 60.

"I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph.

"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, al the credit cards
and the boat."

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything
you want?"

The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No,
I've got everything I need." she says."Oh, really?" he inquires, "so what
have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife
turns
to him and smiles. "The airbag."

Never underestimate how a woman thinks.
We are hoping to find another couple (bi or bicurious) that would ALSO desire to try same-sex play. Husband with husband, and wife with wife. No swap.

My wife wants to do everything w/ a woman... kissing, touching, oral, etc.
I want to have a lot of cock-play... touching, stroking, sucking, etc... make it cum. No kissing nor anything anal.

We know this is restrictive for most - we get it - but we also need to be true to OUR desires. This is what we're looking for. Just putting it out there.
He looks like he is trainable, but he needs work on taking the whole cock. wife must masturbate while husband gets fucked than she must clean my cock with her mouth. Husband I have a butt plug you will wear when I am not there because I am out with your wife fuking
Remember - I don't write 'em ! So please don't be offended, they're just
JOKES!


Do you know why god isn't a woman?
Because if god was a woman, cum would taste like chocolate.
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How can ya tell when Michael Jackson is having a party at his house?!
All the Big Wheels parked out front!!!
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The increased use of Viagra by seniors, created the demand for a sexual lubricant to address the special needs of that market. The makers of K-Y were quick to develop one which they marketed as...
"OIL OF OLD LAY."
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WHATS THE DIFF. BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A BITCH?
A BLONDE WILL SCREW ANYONE, A BITCH WILL SCREW ANYONE BUT YOU!
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Iíd like to die the way my grandfather died.
Peacefully in his sleep.
Not the way the passengers in his car did, screaming their heads off.
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What do you get when you play country-western songs backwards?
You get your wife back, your house back, your dog back, and you sober
up.
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My neighbor says her husband is really good in bed. He can sleep for
days.
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One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'pussycat.'

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's' pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

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Wife wants to see husband receive anal sex from another man. Husband also wants to see wife pleasured too.
We are a younger married cpl looking for a casual friend to hang out with and also share in threesomes every now and then. No strings just some xtra sexy fun. Husband is straight and myself ( wife) is bi. If you would like to get to know each other please respond. Thanks for looking xoxoxo
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I know this sounds Bad, and it is but, How do I get His wife involved? She is straight, VERY straight . And he wants the best of both worlds and I want to give it to him. We have been seeing each other quite some time now and She knows. But they have children, and even I feel he needs to stay with the kids. They sleep in different rooms, or he is at my house most of the time. I want to start out by trying to become her friend that is the easy part once i get there, where do I go, what do I do. Is this even possible? Wow, surprises me that I am putting this up, but please do not hold back . Any and all views are welcome, be the good or bad. Thank you for taking the time to answer.
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I too was 12 years old when I started having fun with a friend. We had sleep overs that neither got much sleep. It started with looking at sex mags and jerking off, then we would jerk each other off. Then we started to get curious about sucking cocks like the girls were doing. My friends cock was bigger than mine and it curved to the side. We flipped a coin to see who would suck first. I got to go first. His cock was hard and I really wanted to suck it. For a 12 year old his cock was very thick and it took me a few trys to suck it without gaging. It didn't take long for him to cum. I loved the taste of it. I tried to swallow it all . The cum was leaking out my mouth and running down my chin it was great. Unfortunately all the excitement caused me to cum in my shorts. After my friend came he lost interest for that night. Needless to say we did spend the rest of the summer sucking each other then fucking each other until we moved away from each other..

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