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Wife Asks Husband to Jackoff for Her

We like to try new and different thing. Married and faithful, therefore, wife does not really like to share husband fully sexually, but like a lot of different involvement with husband. We like voyeurism and other female to be involved. Wife is a dominant oral sex type person and husband likes it all, he likes to be active in all but wife is a little stingy with husband, but husband enjoys watching just as much. Not looking for a long term relationship.
young black nice looking married couple, wife is bisexual, wife has had a few wife would like to play with a women and 1 day the husband would like to ONLY watch, NO involvement, or woman and husband both please the wife, again NO involvement with the husband
Husband is a cuckold and wants to share wife. Husband would like to assist wife in sucking cock and eating cum or cum cleanup. No Anal. Wife is fairly open as long as husband is ok with it.
We are a married couple with children. Husband has had so many sexual encounters that he cannot remember them all. Would like to turn wife on to the fun of WILD SEX. Husband is hedonist and wife is straight. It has been a long time with just husband and wife in the bed. Would you like to CUM and join us?
Mid 40’s husband and wife. Husband 6’-1” 260#. Looking for a guy to suck off first, then possibly, fucking my wife with me. Wife is 5’-4” 200# cute and very shy, but a great fuck. Both disease free, social drinkers and 420 friendly. Indianapolis area. Husband is most definitely interested in sucking dick.
Reasonably attractive, fit, intelligent and discreet couple in mid-forties who were into the cuckold life-style in the past and looking to hear from others into fun games where the wife gets to engage in Hot sex with REAL MEN who can give her what the husband cannot and does not, all while the husband is forced to watch and service the BOTH in any way the wife and her Lover desire. Men who are easy-going, discreet, creative, in--charge types who are into proving themselves the BETTER MAN and who enjoy helping wife force husband into "humiliating" situations are especially welcome. Must be able to pleasure wife well as husband does not.
Wife says, I dreamt they were auctioning off Dicks last night. The big ones went for $ 10 dollars, And the thick ones went for $ 20 dollars..

Husband asks ? How about the ones my size ?

Wife replies - Those they gave away.

Husband says Ya I had a dream too... I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for $ 1,000 dollars and the little tight ones went for $ 2,000 dollars...

Wife asks ? And how much for the ones like mine ?

Husband replies - Thats where they held the auction....lmao

Hug Kiss :-P ~ Farmy ~
Ahusband and his wife are out shopping at a local Walmart store,When the husband picks up a 24 pack of Budweiser and puts it in the shopping cart.
"What do you think your doing? asks the wife"
What there on sale,only $10.00 for 24 cans ,replies the husband.
Put them back demands the wife,We can't afford them.
And so thet carry on with there shopping.
A few isles further on along the wife picks up a $20.00 jar of face cream and puts it in the cart.
"What do you think your doing? asks the husband."
It's my face cream,It makes me look beautiful! replies the wife.
The husband replies so does 24 cans of budweiser and it's half the price.
On the pa system::::: In the background you hear.
Clean up in isle 5 We have a husband DOWN...
Hug Kiss :-P Farmy
Wife: Oh, come on.
Husband: Leave me alone!
Wife: It won't take long.
Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Wife: I can't sleep without it.
Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Wife: Because I'm hot.
Husband: You get hot at the darnest times.
Wife: If you loved me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Husband: If you loved me you'd be more considerate.
Wife: You don't love me anymore.
Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Wife: (Sob-Sob)
Husband: Alright, I'll do it.
Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Husband: I can't find it.
Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Husband: There! Are you satisfied?
Wife: Oh, yes, honey.
Husband: Is it up far enough?
Wife: Oh, yes that's fine.
Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it
yourself.
 
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning, and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.

'Yes, please!" came the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.


Be Happy
D i c k:)
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a parka and a leather jacket at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said.........







"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"
Two women and a man are at the back of the bus. The first woman whispers, "the man next to me is masturbating!" Her friend said "Just ignore him." To which the first woman replies "I can't!!!!! He's using my hand!!!!"
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A man goes to an optomitrist. The doctor tells him, "I need you to stop masturbating." The man asks "Why? Will it make me go blind?" The doctor replies, "No, but it is disturbing the other patients."
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A woman and her husband go to see a new movie. The woman was quite bothered by some of the scenes, in particular a masturbation scene. Discussing the movie with her husband later, she says, "I'm sorry, but I find masturbation in a movie to be really offensive." Her husband sighs and says, "All right----- I'll stop doing it."
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In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him "Charlie, what are you doing?" Charlie replies, "Driving to Chicago!!" The nurse wishes him a good trip & leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and the nurse asks "Well Charlie, how are you doing?" Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago." "Great" says the nurse.

The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room and finds bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating. Shocked she asks, "Bob, What are you doing?????" Bob says, "I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!!!!"
I think, see, touch & taste.........

Therefore I am HORNY!!!!!

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Bang My Wife
hi Olympia, Washington State male here, and would love to bang a mans wife while the husband watches and also wants to join afterward also, i love to play and would love to be watched banging a wife while the husband watches first and then joins om or even with the husband possibly filming it also.Kiss
Being Watched
I love watching and being watched. I'll jackoff for anyone to watch me. I love to jackoff. Watching others make love or suck or jack n jill is exciting for me.
Men Eating Other Mens Cum From Their Wifes Pussy
I have the most intense sexual experience with my friend, B I G M I K E and his wife. She asks me about a threeway and even though I am bisexual I did not want the secret to get out. I tell her, "No." I know me, once I am in bed with him and her my only interest will be sperm, his delicious sperm and not her. So the next time he and I are together he says his wife is out for the day but that she left us a porno, some beer and some popcorn. The porno is awesome < a threeway> one guy sucking another guy(mike) while the girl(his slutty wife, Kym ) sucks the first guy (me) That became our standard ritual she sucked me while I swallowed his deliciousneesss

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