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Bang My Wife
I was out at a Country bar one evening with this married couple that I had met at this bar a few months ago. It was a normal night and not much was happening. The guy had went to the hroom and when he left, his wife whispered to me that he had given her permission to take me home with them and fuck me, if I was into that kind of thing. She said that he wasn't sure of what my reaction would be, so she was tasked with asking me. I said that I would be okay with it if her hubby was. When he came back, she went to the Restroom and we talked. I told him what she had said and that I was okay with it if he was. He smiled and said that he was totally cool with it. He confided that he was also submissive. We agreed to pay our tab and go to their house.

I was more excited then them because I am very closet "bi" and this was my opportunity to push the limits. Given my conversation with the husband, I had a feeling that I could get some cock myself if I played it right.

We got to their house and those two started kissing. I went over and started kissing his wife. After a while of heavy petting, she suggested we all go into the bedroom and get naked! One in the bedroom, I laid her on her back and started to lick her pussy and suck on her clit. She was soaked and I swear she must have came within seconds after my tongue was inserted in her snatch. After about 10 minutes of pussy eating, I told her husband to come over and taste how good she was. He dove right in! I then started to work on her tits and straddled her face to fuck her mouth. Her husband was still eating her out and watching me fuck his wife's face from behind. I then told him to stay at the foot of the bed and I slid down and stuck my cock inside her wet, warm snatch. I told her husband to stay on the floor at the foot of the bed and watch as I fucked his wife. That would be a hot view for him. After about 5 or 10 minutes of fucking her, I got off and slid to the foot of the bed and told her husband that I wanted him to taste how good his wife was. He started to slid up to eat her pussy but I stopped him and said that I wanted him to lick her juices off my cock. He hesitated for a moment, looked up at her, and receiving a wink from her, engulfed my cock with his mouth. After a few minutes of this, I stopped him so I could once again fuck his wife. As I was fucking her, he stood up on the bed and said that I was now going to taste how good he tasted, and stuck his cock in my mouth. I wanted to concentrate on blowing him, so we switched positions so I laid on my back, his wife on top fucking me, and he straddled my chest and was fucking my face.

It wasn't long before he was fucking my face hard and shooting a nice warm load of semen in my mouth! All along, his wife is riding my hard cock and having orgasm after orgasm. It wasn't long before I shot my load deep inside of her. Afterwards, we laid there for a few minutes. When I noticed that her husband was hard again. I told him that it was time he tasted my load. So, I made him go down on his wife and eat her snatch while I blew him again!

We all were satisfied many times that evening. I even watched him fuck his a wife that night and we both fucked her a few times.

We haven't done it again yet, but we still hang out at the same bar and I can tell they are still interested. That was two weeks ago so I am rushing it? lol
Men Licking Pussy While She Is Getting Fucked
WHEN I FIRST GOT MARRIED MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT SHE WANTED TO SWING WITH A BLACK DUDE THAT SHE WORKED WITH AT HER JOB. I WAS NOT INTO THIS BUT SHE INSISTED AND DEMANDED THAT I JOIN IN--THE FUN.. SO, BEING A SUBMISSIVE CROSS DRESSER I SAID, OK. WHEN SHE BROUGHT THE BLACK STUD TO OUR HOME MY WIFE KISSED HIM AND HE FELT HER UP RIGHT AT THE DOOR. MY WIFE TOLD HIM THAT I'M A SUB SISSY BOY AND THAT I WOULD SUCK HIS COCK TO GET HIM HARD... I HAD TO GET ON MY KNEES AND TOOK HIM IN MY MOUTH.. HE GOT HARD AND IT GREW TO 11" AS I SUCKED HIES SHAFT AND BALLS.. THEN HE FUCKED MY WIFE AND I GOT UNDER THEM AND DID MY THING EATING PUSSY AND LICKING HIS BLACK SHAFT UNTIL HE SHOT CUM INTO HER PUSSY AND I SWALLOWED AFTER HE PULLED OUT OF HER PUSSY... WHEN HE LEFT MY WIFE SAID I'M A SISSY FOR BLACK COCKS AND THAT SHE'D BRING OTHER BIG DICK STUDS FOR MORE FUN AND NEXT TIME I'D HAVE TO SUCK SEVERAL BLACK COCKS WHILE SHE WATCHED AND THEN I WOULD HAVE TO LET THEM HAVE MY ASS/PUSSY AS LONG AS THEY WANTED IT... I'M NOW A WHITE SISSIE SLUT FOR BLACK COCKS, SO IF THERE ARE MEMBERS INTO THIS-CONTACT ME!!!!
M-M-F Threesome
Alright I am the female half of this couple. We have been with a few bi-males that we met on yahoo chats. This is what happen on one occasion. I chatted with this guy for awhile & we decided for him to come over. After I gave him directions to our home I got offline, took a shower, and had a stiff drink. My husband smoked some bud and took a shower. When the guy arrived I answered the door and showed him to the bedroom. I offered him a drink, he took it. We all sat and talked about what we wanted that evening.

The guys got undressed and began to give one another head . I was sitting in a lounge chair chilling, watching, getting wet and horny. They lick each other cock and sucked. Then my husband laid on his back and the guy put on a condom and slid into him. My husband was moaning and jerking off.

I was still drinking my drink while watching. My husband then ask me to get on the bed with them. Which I did. I moved over my husband face and sat down ( I wasn't wearing any panties ) he began to eat out, while the other guy started playing with my breast. My husband stop jerking off and said for me to move down more. So the other guy stopped fucking him and continued to play with my breast and he took off the condom he had on.

The guy guided my husband into my pussy and put on antoher condom then he slid inside my pussy and started to fuck me also. I moan ( kinda loudly ) to fuck me harder. They started going at me for all they were worth.

My husband told the guy to get the lube off of the nightstand and to take my ass. ( Every now and then I like it rough. Not always but, sometimes it can be fun. Plus, this was like our eleventh time doing this.)

He told the guy that after he put lots of lube inside my ass that he should rape that black ass. The dude ask if he was sure that was something that I would really be into. So, to prove the point my husband slapped me in the face and said that the other dude and him were going to use me like a whore and I was going to enjoy it.

I came all over his cock. Then the next thing I felt was the other guy slide into my ass slowly, kinda unsure. My husband said for me to tell dude to rape me. I looked over my shoulder and said " Fuck me like the dirty slut that I am! I am your fuck toy. Use me and abuse me!" that got him going!

He started slamming his cock into me. That night I got faced fucked twice
( thank goodness I don't have a gag reflex ) My husband fucked the guy in the ass while dude fucked me in the ass, there was alot of spanking going on, dude fucked my pussy hard while my husband force fed me his cock ( i like the feel of not being able to breath at times but, we usually only do this type of play when we are alone ) I deep throated dude while my husband fucked me in the ass, we fucked until they both couldn't go any longer.

Dude took a shower, got dressed and left. And then my husband ate me out again and I passed out.
I am the dominate one in the relationship in all other areas.
So, I love being submissive whenever we enter the bedroom.
And Rob takes full advantage of our playtime as well our sexual time alone!
Men Getting Fucked By Women
THIS is my ultimate bisexual fantasy. I want to be sucking hubby's pussy wetted cock as his wife or her playmate fucks me in the ass with a strapon. PLEASE fuck me in the ass as lady as I suck your husband or BF's cock...PLEASE!
Cum In Me
Mmmm I luv when my big luver cum in me 3 or 4 times fill my pussy wit all his cum mmm feels soooo good ) then go home nd hv my panty boy husband gets to clean it all up !! Sooo hot
Couples Searching For Bi Males
When I was in Vegas I met a couple online, but the hubby wanted to meet me first to see how compatible we were. After a drink, he started feeling me up. As soon as he slipped his hand in my shirt and started stroking my tit, I had to fuck him. After we went up to my room, he undressed me and fucked me like a cheerleader. The next night, he was supposed to bring his pretty wife, but when I opened the door, he was alone. I was mad at first and tried to push him away, but he just kissed me and put his hand on my breast and I just melted. As he pushed his cock into my hot ass. He explained that if he'd brought her, she would have wanted to be the center of attention. I don't know, I'd still love to be a third for a sexy couple. . I really couldn't argue with the man, he was a thrilling lover!
Women Taking Pictures Of Husband Having Sex
This is the one time I am willing to be "totally bi" with just a man...if his wife is there to record our play. BRING IT!
Couples With Bisexual Men
hello there we are a bi cpl that live in central jersey and we love to meet well adjusted bi males with a nice size cock to fuck us both. if you have a cute bi lady don't be afraid to bring her along....lol
Cum Sharing
Remember what YOUR Kindergarden teaches said, "Share with YOUR Playmates & If YOU Bring , Bring Enough for EVERYBODY"

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Women Fucking Other Women's Husbands
Anyone want to fuck my husband while I watch?
Fucking Wife While Husband Fucks Me
If you are in the DFW area and want to fuck a tight ass while I fuck your wife's pussy, let me know; I am available, willing, and wanting.
Fucking Husband While Wife Watches
I would love to be watch by the wife as me and the husband play with each other
Wives Sharing Hubby's Dick With Men
Dirty old man in DFW area wants to help a wife with her husband's dick - and her clit, too.
Bang My Husband
id love to find some one to fuck my ass as i fuck my wife
Gloryholes New Jersey
FUCK YES, I Do wish that you 2 where Right Here in Philly PA, I Will To Show You's 2 Around My Home Town and I can Host 4 U's 1 on 1 or together - Interested ? in cumming to c.c. I Do know where we can get very naked so all and any can see of US SUCKING AND FUCKING ?
Getting Caught
I have a long time fantasy of being caught fucking a woman by her husband and then having him fuck me in the ass as revenge........I get hard just thinking about it!
Women With Strap Ons
I love having a woman fuck me in the ass with her strap-on while her husband or boyfriend and I suck each other's cock.
If you live in Dallas, let me know if you like this scene as well.

Profiles:

Petite (5'4". 114 pds) Dom wife - bisexual who LOVES to see m/m activity and then play. Husband is short (5'4" bottom who is being trained to service men. Looking for men or couples that want to help. Fuck him and then fuck her or have him get you hard, fuck her and finish in his mouth. Would also love to send him to FF to service some single horny male (or travel or host) and then have them email me with a review of his performance with a punishment or reward based on how well he does. We are real and can voice verify.
We are married and very loving couple of 10yrs but been together 14yrs we act like we did when we first meet holding hands hugging and kissing one another laughing and teasing and we have two boys together and she has a older boy we love all three even thoe they can be . We have very dam good sex but its been missing some thing so we'ed would try this and see what happen's this will be our first threesome together she's never been in one but I have been in threesome and 5somes. We both are a opened mined and lad back easy going and down to earth couple that in joys to get out and have some fun and stay home when we can't go out and have fun watching t.v. DVDs or other movies LOL. we are looking for a good woman that is in to the same things we are or is opened to try will be our friend in and out of the room and bring lot of more fun in to our sex life and we hope to bring some fun in too her sex life and she willing to be easy with my wife it will be her fist time ever to have a threesome. We hope to here from u women soon :-*
I'm Johnnyissmall I am a big guy, think football lineman size. I may not be well endowed, but I make up for it with my tongue, my humor, and my willingness to participate in anything. Ask my wife about my tongue work, oh wait, nevermind don't--hehe. I want to have some fun getting ridden. I want to be taken by a man or a woman or whoever. I also want to have a woman ride me while I service a man and or while I take a man. I have fantasized many a time, but never did anything. My wife is afraid to fuck me, but I am not afraid to fuck myself. It just can be difficult so it hasn't happened in quite a long time. Can you make it happen???
46 year old bi-curious male with Herpes, Better to be upfront about it and not waste the time of those who otherwise wouldn't have responded Divorced and have taken an extended break from dating/physical relations (over 3 1/2 years) Seems like a good time to explore my sexuality and see where that takes me. Not sure what else to write, as I am curious (as opposed to experienced) and don't know what my preferences are. *Edit, My preferences are to fuck and be fucked, suck and be sucked, and anything else that seems natural depending on the other party/parties involved. Unfortunately, Thanks to my cheating ex-wife who was so kind to bring me the gift of herpes has put a damper on my hopes of exploring my curiosities. But I will remain hopeful Thanks for taking the time to read
180lbs.. 5Ft/9in tall. fit, loves sex and been open minded to most things. Would love to meet others who like life and want to enjoy the joy that sex can bring your way. The sweetie knows and supports my lifestyle. We talk about it often. We are very happy with the life we have and want to life life to the fullest. I was a mechanic for 30 years, now retired and running a small home base business. Which we built from the ground up. I like to keep busy working on your hobby farm. Also love to spend as much time in the great outdoors as we can. Would not think twice about throwing a 50 Lb. pack on, and spending a week in the mountains. I would like to enjoy some of the thing that a lot of people just take for granted, that is the joy that two humans can bring to one another. No pain just beautiful sex. Mountaineering in the tall peaks is my sport. And the only thing better then standing on the top is getting or giving BJ as your standing on the top.
Video masturbation sessions would be fun (skype/google), My wife is no longer interested in playing with others after many years of fun and games she says she is to old but he would enjoy exploring a friendship another man depending on our mutual desire. I'll try anything once but would prefer someone older, 40 + maybe, and easy going. He would probably not get involved with another single female since that could lead to feelings that might cause problems in home and out but you never know. It is all about finding a new friend and having fun. We are looking for friendship because we value friendship more than sex. We have a hot tub in the sun room, that and glass of wine makes for some fun times. We are hoping for a long term but short term is fun too, everything starts somewhere. We are not looking for Ken and Barbie, because we are not, Things we enjoy: We have a large hot tub, a few ATVs, (reds mostly Traveling, Sushi. RC planes, I am an avid fixer - computers, home improvements, Carpentry, Carving, furniture making, movies DVD at home, she loves to do needle work heck I'll try most things at least once.
Very happily and securely married. Wife knows all and approves but doesn't join. She prefers to hear about the stories I bring home to share with her about my adventures with others. I don't smoke or drink (but not against those that do), am drug and disease free, so this is the only vice I have left. I am not into head games or competitions and have nothing to prove to anyone. I just enjoy all aspects of sensual and erotic play with like-minded, fun adults. Very open minded, versatile, and flexible. I have been surgically safe for many years and have no kids to prove it. I'm not into children, blood, or real pain (mine or anyone else's...but erotic discomfort can be AMAZING!)...other than that, am open to just about any and all positions and combinations. I am always very oral and very happy to help clean up before, during, and after. Prefer couples or moresomes but can meet with select singles. Not into role playing but can be happily submissive to serve and please. I am happiest when I can give pleasure to others, help them explore and live out their fantasies. Care to share a few with me? I'll do whatever I can to make them real.
2-18-09 new update. The wife has desided to try playing again. We are a couple works for a living and for the most are home bodies. we are not big party animals but do like to get once in a while. We are not Ken and Barbie and we are little on the heavier side. if that bothers you then we are not for you.
I am a good person, who is energetic, outgoing and likes to have fun. I want a person who is the same way. I am looking to hook up with men, women and male/female couples. I am completely bisexual and love to do everything with a man and a woman. I like to suck cock/get sucked. I like to fuck/get fucked. I would love to get fucked with a strap on dick. I would love to have a full day fuck session. I love to eat pussy and when I fuck men I do it strictly bareback.
I'm 5'9", 175 lbs, nice smile, nice ass. I'm very oral, so I'd love to be on my knees with a wife as she takes care of her husband.
I a married man. and I just love sites like this. I enjoy the naughty and nasty chats with others who enjoy this as well. I find it quit the turn on showing off my " naughty, nasty and dirty " side for others. I have always liked getting naked for the camera. I also love taking slutty pics of my wife. and sending them, and sharing them with others. another thing I find a huge turn on. is geting pics sent back to me of my wife from someone who has photoshoped them. I also love to play with other cocks as well. I hope we can find the time to have some fun together.............. " YOUR SYBERSEX FUCK TOY SLUT " WYOCOCK . . . . . . . . .
bi-curious male, bisexual female. just lookin for some fun. my GF got me into wearin bra & panties when we fuck. now its the only way i can JO ) if we hit it off then we could get the wife to help us out MMMM .... its me (o)(o) lol & i luv men in panties mmmm would luv to see my man in his panties suckin a big cock )
We The Bisexual Pure Pleasures of Both es. a lot. To us theres no such thing as an ugley woman or Man we respect you as a person. SEX is now, Friendships are built over time. Our main desire is for you to enjoy the Intimate time you spend with us. Your Race, Size, .Tits or (Hairy or Shave) is not an issue with us. There is Nothing Hotter or ier than a BBW and a Hairy . The pleasue shared between us will always be our main desire. We will FUCK on very First Meeting and why not as we love sex, and sucking cock and licking pussy is why we are here. Hubby being fucked with a Stapon or a Stiff . We prefer BareBack (for that Skin on Skin Feeling) on one big bed so what ever you touch is open to pleasure as you see fit. We can intertain or travel. We would of course like you to live close so we can share our and more often. Please dont be shy with us and if you cumm to our home please get naked as we are also Nudist and love being Naked. Hubby is Bi with absolutely no hangups loves to suck cock and lick pussy. Hubby's Nipples are Pierced and wears nipple chains and dangles very sexy. We Also Have a Fantasy..A Bi and Diane to check into a hotel fuck each other silly then invite me up to enjoy both of you. We Promise to Answer All Emails which is . So What Are You Waiting On Cumm Get Naked & Fuck Us?
bisexual couple, like to fuck r get fuck
Hot bi dude looking for some fun. I would say I am a bottom since I love to feel a hot cock inside me. I am really good at sucking dick. I love to please my partner. I love pussy too. to eat it, fuck it, play with it. Girls turn me on as much as men do. I am truly bisexual in that way. them both! I can be versatile. If my FWB wanted me to fuck him I would be happy to oblige.
Hi! I have been away from this site for a couple of years but now I'm back. I'm an older bi-male and enjoy company of both sexes. I'm looking for all that care to have fun with an older bi-man. Would like a couple (but not limited to) where the wife knows the husband is bi. I enjoy all things sexual that does not conflict with my partner(s) likes and dislikes.
I am a very complete part time crossdresser. I'm looking for the right person to love all of me. I love women but men love me. So its hard to deny a good time!lol. I am a manly guy(aside from my alter egeo lol). I am very healthy, I am in no way a sissy when dressed as a man. lol I am a very sweet, honest man. I work hard and live a very normal life. I'm very active with many sports and love the great outdoors. My life is not centered around cd/tv play. It is just a part of me that will always be there. Finding the right woman to fit me in and out of the bedroom has proven to be impossible so far. I have no problems getting the girls but can never find one that would be into my bi side or have one of her own. When I do... I could never bring them home to mom lol. I need a lady in the street and a freak in the bed! I hope to atleast make some friends that know that this is apart of me.

Forums:

14 next door neighbor was a 26 yr old navy wife and used me as a sex toy until her husband came home. he told me it was ok to fuck his wife while he was gone, but when he was home he wanted me also. so the first time I sucked his cock was while his wife watched and when he came in my mouth I took it all in. she had been training me to like cum. we had that relationship for 3 yrs.
A wife for me. I have always has a passion for other men fucking my wife. I wanted it so bad that I tried everything I could to make it happen but the wife just was not up to the sexual pleasure. I divorced her and am looking for a sexual match for life.
I cant understand why any woman would not love her man to bring other guys home to fuck her, Or to encourge her to go out and get laid once in a while by herself just to keep the excitement going. I would love to be able to share my wife with others at bars and dances or just to go out and find nice guys to fuck her. I am Bi and would love to share cock with her as well. I would love to come home and find her in bed with a couple guys. I would join right in. Or to hear how she was shopping and ended up in the back room of the store letting the workers fuck her one after another.
I would love that woman forever.
one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
When i meet an interesting bi-male or even gay guy i might try to bring him home for my husband who is a true bi... we don't go looking for bi females because there are so many out there and they're not hard to find. i love to watch my husband in bed with a guy.. he really gets it on and has a wonderful time... and, guys seem to like it when i watch... when my husband finishes he almost always eats me and the guy almost always likes to watch that
Wendy
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
starts."
His wife looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run
around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and
wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started."
We are a bi couple but wife's out o town so I wanna let some dude fuck me while his wife watches I will be the bitch of the night when wife returns home ill introduce her too.
Hi, I'm looking for nsa fun within my locality with anyone. I'm very easygoing and very broadminded...any suggestions welcome! I prefer to fuck rather than being fucked, but only slightly. I'd love to fuck either husband or wife while their partner watches and then joins in...but as I've said, any suggestions welcome!
hi im new to north carolina and would love to find a lady friend to bring home to my husband for a little...well alot of fun!!!!
Mike, I would love to bring you home for my wife to enjoy both of us for the first time. Two men, I am straight but want to see her with two. Are you game?:D
Yes, I love a cock in my ass. I really love it when I am eating pussy and her husband is giving me a good ass fuck. I have also had a wife do me with a strap-on while I sucked her husband. I like to slide my cock up an ass as well. I think it is nice when you can give and get both.
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities.

A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.

Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.

"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.

"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"

"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.


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Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual.
I am like slayer, I like the cock, not into looking at pics of gay men. I have had many get-togethers with men and 3-sums with the wife. She loves to see me with another guy. I dont think of it as love or anything like that. Its the sex I like.
We had one guy who would come over once in a while, she liked it when I fucked her and he fucked me at the same time. We did the daisy chain thing many times also. Its all hot if you find a compatable guy. Most come with an attitude, or just want to fuck the wife cause they dont get any at home and are cheating. By the time you weed out the dirt bags, there is none left.
Why cant anyone be perfect like me? LOL The wife likes that line.
Good luck searching
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
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What did the Dracula say to his teacher?
See you next Period!

Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
In a blood bank.

How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
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A little kid walks into a city bus for a Halloween night and sits right

behind the driver and starts yelling: ''If my dad was a ghost and my
mom a ghost, I'd be a little ghost.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with:
''If my dad was an dracula and my mom a dracula, I would be a little
dracula.''
The kid goes on with a devil, witch, demon until the bus driver gets
angry and yells at the kid:
''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says: ''I would be a bus driver!''
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One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most
adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the
biggest blue eyes.

She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The
woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"

The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!"

The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her
husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go
ahead honey say it just one more time."

Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"

The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just
the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat
Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the
little girl's Treat Bag.

The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman
and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my fucking
cookies!"
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A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in
a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the
store and get costumes for them to wear.

When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and
there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband
yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard
of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else
I can wear."

The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume
and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes
to the bedroom and there, laid out on the bed, is a man
costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you
doing? Have you ever heard of a black man? Take this back
and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"

The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the
husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed
are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the
second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2x4 The
husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"

The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the
three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino.
If you don't like that idea, you can put the white belt on
and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT idea, you can
shove the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!"
my husband and i are looking to try our first threesome. we are looking for an older women in the hampton roads are. if you have a bf/husband he was welcome to watch but my husband isnt open to the idea of another man, yet. please email me if this sounds like something you'd be willing to do. we own our home so we can deff host. thank you.


A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.



"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.



When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?



"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."

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