Bang My Wife I was out at a Country bar one evening with this married couple that I had met at this bar a few months ago. It was a normal night and not much was happening. The guy had went to the hroom and when he left, his wife whispered to me that he had given her permission to take me home with them and fuck me, if I was into that kind of thing. She said that he wasn't sure of what my reaction would be, so she was tasked with asking me. I said that I would be okay with it if her hubby was. When he came back, she went to the Restroom and we talked. I told him what she had said and that I was okay with it if he was. He smiled and said that he was totally cool with it. He confided that he was also submissive. We agreed to pay our tab and go to their house.
I was more excited then them because I am very closet "bi" and this was my opportunity to push the limits. Given my conversation with the husband, I had a feeling that I could get some cock myself if I played it right.
We got to their house and those two started kissing. I went over and started kissing his wife. After a while of heavy petting, she suggested we all go into the bedroom and get naked! One in the bedroom, I laid her on her back and started to lick her pussy and suck on her clit. She was soaked and I swear she must have came within seconds after my tongue was inserted in her snatch. After about 10 minutes of pussy eating, I told her husband to come over and taste how good she was. He dove right in! I then started to work on her tits and straddled her face to fuck her mouth. Her husband was still eating her out and watching me fuck his wife's face from behind. I then told him to stay at the foot of the bed and I slid down and stuck my cock inside her wet, warm snatch. I told her husband to stay on the floor at the foot of the bed and watch as I fucked his wife. That would be a hot view for him. After about 5 or 10 minutes of fucking her, I got off and slid to the foot of the bed and told her husband that I wanted him to taste how good his wife was. He started to slid up to eat her pussy but I stopped him and said that I wanted him to lick her juices off my cock. He hesitated for a moment, looked up at her, and receiving a wink from her, engulfed my cock with his mouth. After a few minutes of this, I stopped him so I could once again fuck his wife. As I was fucking her, he stood up on the bed and said that I was now going to taste how good he tasted, and stuck his cock in my mouth. I wanted to concentrate on blowing him, so we switched positions so I laid on my back, his wife on top fucking me, and he straddled my chest and was fucking my face.
It wasn't long before he was fucking my face hard and shooting a nice warm load of semen in my mouth! All along, his wife is riding my hard cock and having orgasm after orgasm. It wasn't long before I shot my load deep inside of her. Afterwards, we laid there for a few minutes. When I noticed that her husband was hard again. I told him that it was time he tasted my load. So, I made him go down on his wife and eat her snatch while I blew him again!
We all were satisfied many times that evening. I even watched him fuck his a wife that night and we both fucked her a few times.
We haven't done it again yet, but we still hang out at the same bar and I can tell they are still interested. That was two weeks ago so I am rushing it? lol
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Men Licking Pussy While She Is Getting Fucked WHEN I FIRST GOT MARRIED MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT SHE WANTED TO SWING WITH A BLACK DUDE THAT SHE WORKED WITH AT HER JOB. I WAS NOT INTO THIS BUT SHE INSISTED AND DEMANDED THAT I JOIN IN--THE FUN.. SO, BEING A SUBMISSIVE CROSS DRESSER I SAID, OK. WHEN SHE BROUGHT THE BLACK STUD TO OUR HOME MY WIFE KISSED HIM AND HE FELT HER UP RIGHT AT THE DOOR. MY WIFE TOLD HIM THAT I'M A SUB SISSY BOY AND THAT I WOULD SUCK HIS COCK TO GET HIM HARD... I HAD TO GET ON MY KNEES AND TOOK HIM IN MY MOUTH.. HE GOT HARD AND IT GREW TO 11" AS I SUCKED HIES SHAFT AND BALLS.. THEN HE FUCKED MY WIFE AND I GOT UNDER THEM AND DID MY THING EATING PUSSY AND LICKING HIS BLACK SHAFT UNTIL HE SHOT CUM INTO HER PUSSY AND I SWALLOWED AFTER HE PULLED OUT OF HER PUSSY... WHEN HE LEFT MY WIFE SAID I'M A SISSY FOR BLACK COCKS AND THAT SHE'D BRING OTHER BIG DICK STUDS FOR MORE FUN AND NEXT TIME I'D HAVE TO SUCK SEVERAL BLACK COCKS WHILE SHE WATCHED AND THEN I WOULD HAVE TO LET THEM HAVE MY ASS/PUSSY AS LONG AS THEY WANTED IT... I'M NOW A WHITE SISSIE SLUT FOR BLACK COCKS, SO IF THERE ARE MEMBERS INTO THIS-CONTACT ME!!!!
M-M-F Threesome Alright I am the female half of this couple. We have been with a few bi-males that we met on yahoo chats. This is what happen on one occasion. I chatted with this guy for awhile & we decided for him to come over. After I gave him directions to our home I got offline, took a shower, and had a stiff drink. My husband smoked some bud and took a shower. When the guy arrived I answered the door and showed him to the bedroom. I offered him a drink, he took it. We all sat and talked about what we wanted that evening.
The guys got undressed and began to give one another head . I was sitting in a lounge chair chilling, watching, getting wet and horny. They lick each other cock and sucked. Then my husband laid on his back and the guy put on a condom and slid into him. My husband was moaning and jerking off.
I was still drinking my drink while watching. My husband then ask me to get on the bed with them. Which I did. I moved over my husband face and sat down ( I wasn't wearing any panties ) he began to eat out, while the other guy started playing with my breast. My husband stop jerking off and said for me to move down more. So the other guy stopped fucking him and continued to play with my breast and he took off the condom he had on.
The guy guided my husband into my pussy and put on antoher condom then he slid inside my pussy and started to fuck me also. I moan ( kinda loudly ) to fuck me harder. They started going at me for all they were worth.
My husband told the guy to get the lube off of the nightstand and to take my ass. ( Every now and then I like it rough. Not always but, sometimes it can be fun. Plus, this was like our eleventh time doing this.)
He told the guy that after he put lots of lube inside my ass that he should rape that black ass. The dude ask if he was sure that was something that I would really be into. So, to prove the point my husband slapped me in the face and said that the other dude and him were going to use me like a whore and I was going to enjoy it.
I came all over his cock. Then the next thing I felt was the other guy slide into my ass slowly, kinda unsure. My husband said for me to tell dude to rape me. I looked over my shoulder and said " Fuck me like the dirty slut that I am! I am your fuck toy. Use me and abuse me!" that got him going!
He started slamming his cock into me. That night I got faced fucked twice
( thank goodness I don't have a gag reflex ) My husband fucked the guy in the ass while dude fucked me in the ass, there was alot of spanking going on, dude fucked my pussy hard while my husband force fed me his cock ( i like the feel of not being able to breath at times but, we usually only do this type of play when we are alone ) I deep throated dude while my husband fucked me in the ass, we fucked until they both couldn't go any longer.
Dude took a shower, got dressed and left. And then my husband ate me out again and I passed out.
I am the dominate one in the relationship in all other areas.
So, I love being submissive whenever we enter the bedroom.
And Rob takes full advantage of our playtime as well our sexual time alone!
Bisexual Married Men Looking for a couple with a bi male and a voyeur wife who would like to watch me suck her man's cock! I'm also a tight bottom and would like her to watch him fuck me! I'm experienced and love to have a good time! Laid back and good at what I do! Boundaries are respected and friendship is important! I travel so I'm looking in Southern Michigan, Indianapolis, Chicago, and Milwaukee areas. Check out my profile and help me out with this! You won't be sorry!
Men Sucking Dick While Woman Watch I don't have a wife, but I'd be happy to suck one or more s whail being watched by their wives watch. Better yet, I'd love to suck one or more s with the wife choreographs, orchestrates and directs the whole event.
Women Teaching Men How To Suck Cock Would like to find a couple in the Detroit Mi area. How about the wife sucking my cock while I suck the husband, mimicking her every move? The best way to learn is through doing and experience is the best teacher, right?
I'm a stay at home mom and my husband is in the National Guard. He is athletic and I'm a little on the chubby side. We have 3 kids. My husband is currently in Afghanistan for a year. I am interested in meeting a woman to explore new things with.
****WE DON'T CAM****Please read our complete profile before emailing us! We don't want to waste your time or ours. You can not just have one person... we come together so if you just want only one of us you need to move on please...She will only play with a female and her mind will not be changed no matter how hard you try. She wants to watch. We Have become very good at figuring people out and that's why we are very cautious. We are y and fun. D&D free so protection is always a must... Shaved females only please (She has an issue with hair)...also if you are being dishonest about your lifestyle to a husband, wife or significant other please move on we consider that cheating no matter what the reasons. Please do not email us with stupid requests..."Can your wife "F" me with a strap on" or "Lets Screw" we don't know you at all so its not going to happen.... its a waste of our time and yours. Also if you only have "dick pics" (they are fun but say nothing about you) or pictures of half of a couple please move on that is a big red flag for us..... We are open and honest and to the point and we are both go with the flow kind of people. We love meeting new people and letting loose.
hi to everyone; my lady and i enjoy coooking dining out, going for walks,i do ceramics what we are looking i want to watch her have oral sex with another person either male or female. and she want to see me have sex wwith m/or fm the thing we ask is no strings attach, d/d free and honesty, and communaction..we are free totravel a little our idea would be is to have lunch or dinner maybe get a motel room if every is ok with it take it from there so we will be anxious to fromyou
love cooking diningout, my wife and myfavorite foodis chinese,seafood,mexican foods. i want to watch her make out with another guy then have oral sex with her and she wants to watch me have sex with another where we suck each other off. we always like having good communaction, honesty.and by all means no liars.
Video masturbation sessions would be fun (skype/google), My wife is no longer interested in playing with others after many years of fun and games she says she is to old but he would enjoy exploring a friendship another man depending on our mutual desire. I'll try anything once but would prefer someone older, 40 + maybe, and easy going.
He would probably not get involved with another single female since that could lead to feelings that might cause problems in home and out but you never know.
It is all about finding a new friend and having fun. We are looking for friendship because we value friendship more than sex. We have a hot tub in the sun room, that and glass of wine makes for some fun times. We are hoping for a long term but short term is fun too, everything starts somewhere.
We are not looking for Ken and Barbie, because we are not,
Things we enjoy: We have a large hot tub, a few ATVs, (reds mostly Traveling, Sushi. RC planes, I am an avid fixer - computers, home improvements, Carpentry, Carving, furniture making, movies DVD at home, she loves to do needle work heck I'll try most things at least once.
2-18-09 new update. The wife has desided to try playing again. We are a couple works for a living and for the most are home bodies. we are not big party animals but do like to get once in a while. We are not Ken and Barbie and we are little on the heavier side. if that bothers you then we are not for you.
I shared my wife with another man for over 20 years. During most of that time, I was a submissive cleanup boy and helper during their sessions. I came to enjoy this role very much and learned to love sucking his cock and cleaning up the mess he left in my wife's cunt. Though we are still happily married my wife doesn't entertain him any longer and won't consider anyone new. I would like to meet a couple who would like my oral services or a man who would like his cock serviced on a regular basis. I also have videos of my wife sucking and fucking and me helping to share with you.
we are a honest couple just looking to have some fun. Looking to meet people that we can establish friendships with. We are very open to different sexual experiences. We are very outgoing and love being outdoors, we like fishing, boating, hiking, swimming, and we love to go camping. When we have the extra cash, we love to travel, our favorite destination is to Cape Hatteras, NC. I (jenny) love everything about the beach, the sounds, the smell, the breeze on my face, it is my place of complete peace and tranquility. Matt love Gatlinburg Tennessee, it is a very beautiful place. We both work retail, we have our own home, we have 4 dogs that our like our children and our very spoiled.We spend as much time with them as we can, we like to take them for car rides to the park.We like hanging out with our amazing friends, and enjoying the occasional party or two. We like to go to the movies or stay at home and watch a movie. We just enjoy life and what it has to offer.
SOLO MEN & COUPLES WANTED TO WATCH JOYCE MASTURBATE: Joyce masturbates while Mark blows the man(condom only) then Mark jacks him off. No reciprocation. NO ANAL SEX. No touching Joyce. No sex with Joyce. Noon-time meetings only at Mark's office in PB area.
YOU MUST BE: Over age 40, Clean-cut, well-mannered, NO body piercings, NO tattoos, NO face hair, NON-Smokers, NON-Druggies
THE ACTION WILL BE VIDEO TAPED FOR OUR PRIVATE USE ONLY. YOUR FACE WILL NOT BE SEEN IF YOU DON'T WANT IT TO BE.
YOU SEE OUR NUDE PHOTOS. PLEASE SEND YOUR SIMILAR NUDE PHOTOS IF YOU WANT A REPLY.
MARK: White married bi-curous male, Trying to get his wife involved. 5'6" 185 nice thick 7" long cock. I am very sensual and passionate with a great sense of humor.
JOYCE: Married lady, Her husband doesn't know she plays. 5'4" 130 38D Great sense of humor. Gorgeous face & body. JOYCE DOES NOT MEET ANYONE ALONE SO DON'T EVEN ASK..
Hi! I have been away from this site for a couple of years but now I'm back. I'm an older bi-male and enjoy company of both sexes. I'm looking for all that care to have fun with an older bi-man. Would like a couple (but not limited to) where the wife knows the husband is bi. I enjoy all things sexual that does not conflict with my partner(s) likes and dislikes.
We are very open minded, and are open to about anything. We like to ride motorcycles, four-wheelers, he plays guitar. We like to go fishing when we can. We like getting out and riding and we like to stay home as well. we like watching movies at home and going to the movies. I have had a few experiences and he has not. I would love to find someone that i can have fun with. Someone that is down to earth and outgoing as well. Someone that enjoys getting out doing things and staying home. I'm a hopeless romantic, he is not. so i would like to find someone that enjoys those things too. getting or giving flowers for no reason. Just being surprised and also doing the surprising. i like to cuddle, i like playing with toys and we both like watching porn.
Lets see He is a kind and gentle man that likes to take care of others He is very oral; desires to watch wife with another woman (her secret fantasy)
Her a bit bashful until in the mood and at the moment of fun time she really is a sexy and wonderful person has a fantasy of being with a woman one on one and sharing me with that woman
We enjoy the lake and camping just relaxing and slowing down from our exhausting days
Anyway we are here to meet real people and not just sex
I'm a fun loving guy. Sometimes I enjoy going out and cutting loose, other times I like just relaxing at home. I enjoy playing football and softball with my friends. I feel I'm pretty down to earth and enjoy being around people with a great sense of humor. I love to laugh (I can watch "Airplane," "The Holy Grail," and classic SNL over and over) and make people laugh.
We are a down to earth couple who's very much in love still after 30 years of marriage.We love to fish,party,and enjoy life and what it brings.We are very discreet in what ever we do,and expect the same from others.We fee lthat we raised our kids and now it's time for us.We are a average couple maybe a few extra pounds but not over weight.We are new to this lifestyle and are very curious.
I am an attractive, upscale, height-weight proportionate, fit, personable, fun-loving, health-conscious and nonsmoking gentleman. I am positive, spiritual and avoid drama and games. I am seeking like-minded couples & singles (clean, healthy, well-groomed, disease-free, discreet) for friendship and who can also join me & my wife at times; in the bedroom. I am progressive, love and respect nature and animals, enjoy hiking, swimming, boating, and our mountaintop home. well endoweled men...and can show you a great time...No games please
If you are 25 to 55,and care about yourself,please shot us a line....In more ways than one...
To our friends. My girlfriend of 5 years in this profile passed away Friday June 19th from a sudden unexpected heart attack at 43 years old. She just fell dead in our kitchen early one morning. She was not sick and no history of heart problems. She did have some minor chest pain 1-3 days prior that she thought was gas pain. She also had chronic high BP that she was taking medications for. We're very shocked and sad. She has a 18yo daughter and 15yo son at home from her past marriage. We also have a very sweet, beautiful 2.5yo girl together. All living at home.The teenagers lost their father to cancer in 2006. They are still living with me. They never did much to help around the home but I want to look after them out of respect for my past girl. Maybe they will improve. I want to see them graduate high school. The boy may get an academic scholarship to college. I hope to give him some electronics training at my business when he's not in school. She was a wonderful person and a wonderful mother. She's going to be missed so much. She told all of her friends and family our last 5 years together were the happiest time of her life. We loved each other very much and had a great relationship.
The morning she died she had me come to bed and rub her chest around 12:30am for a while thinking she had gas pain. A little later she said she couldn't sleep and was going to get up for awhile. I hugged her, kissed her and told her I loved her and she said "I love you to". That was the last thing we ever said to each other. Her 18yo daughter woke me up around 4:30am saying mama's fell down and I don't think she's breathing. On the phone with the 911 operator I started CPR. Later we found that she had been laying there for a while. She was sitting at the kitchen table with her phone in front of her untouched. It looked like she stood up and fell face first in the floor and that's how we found her. The paramedics came in minutes and took her to the emergency room. They tried to revive her but it was all too late. She smoked and had a terrible diet her whole life. I'm pretty sure that's what caused this. The autopsy stated it was caused by a combination of High BP and heart disease. She ate a lot of hotdogs, bologna, frozen mac and cheese dinners, greasy fast food, canned chili and pizza. She drank around 10 Mt Dew's a day. She had not drank alcohol in the past four years. She never ate lean meat, fruits, vegetables or drank water. These are the four main things people are supposed to eat for a healthy diet. I pleaded with her about twice a year to quit smoking, do some cardio exercise like fast walking with me and eat better but she never would. Her sister told me she ate like that her whole life.
I'll start dating again when whenever I decide to meet someone. She would certainly want me to continue with our lifestyle. There were a lot of girls we were talking with but we had not made plans to meet anyone lately. We had a few dates over the 5 years we were together. We had a lot of fun on our our dates. A few of the dates were intimate. It's difficult to meet girls for this that are in a position in life to move. Many of the girls we have talked with that are interested in a poly relationship and having children are around 18-25 years old. Seems too young but they seem to be the best match because they are in a position in life where they want to meet someone, move, start a life with them, go to college, start a career and make a family. Many women over 30 already have children, don't want more, have jobs and family in another area and are not in a position in life to make that big of a change.
I'm a very kind, loving and affectionate person. I own a small retail electronics business I started myself in 1995. I have two electronics degrees. I'm creative with music but have not played much in recent years. I play Guitar, mandolin and drums. I have been told by some instructors in college that I should get into creative writing but I never have. I mostly stay home with the family. When I travel I like to go to warm beaches. I like visiting ancient and historical sites. I like to watch TV at home. Lot's of different stuff. Science, discovery, history, cartoons and kids stuff, comedy, movies and more. I don't smoke, rarely drink, maybe a few drinks with dinner a few times a year. I want at least one more child, maybe two, maybe more.
I like someone interesting, family oriented. My girl and I only raised our voice to each other one time about 4 years ago. I certainly don't want anyone volatile. I want someone established or someone that wants to do something with their life. Not looking for promiscuous party girls. Nothing wrong with that but it's not a fit for me at this point in my life. Some who will exercise a little with me, at least walk or jog some and eat reasonably healthy. I'll try new things including a diet, exercise plan or other things. I'm non religious. I like a girl who can be my best friend and I like to spend my time with my girl and family.
Below is a card my previous girl got me. She always found wonderful cards. This is my favorite.
Lucky to be in lo-ve with my best friend. There is nobody that I'd rather spend time with than you. There is nobody I trust more than you. There is nobody who makes me laugh as easily and as often as you do. I've heard it said that the best kind of love happens when friendship catches fire. I think that's what happened to me. I fell "in like" with you right away. and then one day I realized an, easy comfortable "like" had grown into a deep dazzling "lo-ve". Now I go to bed with my amazing lover and wake up with my wonderful friend.
We are both dirty blondes depending on the amount of time in the sun. I have green eyes, my husband has blue. I am built like a gymnast and my husband is a wiry athletic build. We are both very healthy and love sports as well as sex. We are happily married but as you all know it is difficult for couples to maintain the same sexual desire all the time.
I love sex and prefer vaginal missionary with some variations. I am multi orgasmic and nothing else seems to hit the spot like the aforementioned plus once I orgasm about the 5th time I am good to go for a few weeks. My husband desires sex more often and would love to have a lot more variety so I am exploring our options. I have added some anal play and we are going from there. I am interested in learning about anal play for my husband. I have a lot to learn and need help getting there. I want to find ways to help him find pleasure without needing intercourse and oral with me all the time. Anal play on him seems to be the best option based on the research I have discovered as to how good it can feel for men. I would like to find a progression from the beginning to bring him to orgasms even teach him to pleasure himself for additional sexual time. Do you have any such material, direction, or guidance? What steps do I take? How quickly does one progress in this situation, how does one encourage their husband to explore themself? How can I add variety of play to this? What are my options?
We are married couple looking for some girl action for the wife. Husband won't be involved, would like to watch but not participate. We are open to just girl on girl first and then maybe eventually husband can watch if your comfortable. Wife is new at this, would like to find someone for her. We are willing to travel to you, discrete is a must, willing to do dinner/drinks and take care of the room. Message us!
one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
When i meet an interesting bi-male or even gay guy i might try to bring him home for my husband who is a true bi... we don't go looking for bi females because there are so many out there and they're not hard to find. i love to watch my husband in bed with a guy.. he really gets it on and has a wonderful time... and, guys seem to like it when i watch... when my husband finishes he almost always eats me and the guy almost always likes to watch that
14 next door neighbor was a 26 yr old navy wife and used me as a sex toy until her husband came home. he told me it was ok to fuck his wife while he was gone, but when he was home he wanted me also. so the first time I sucked his cock was while his wife watched and when he came in my mouth I took it all in. she had been training me to like cum. we had that relationship for 3 yrs.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
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What did the Dracula say to his teacher?
See you next Period!
Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
In a blood bank.
How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
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A little kid walks into a city bus for a Halloween night and sits right
behind the driver and starts yelling: ''If my dad was a ghost and my
mom a ghost, I'd be a little ghost.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with:
''If my dad was an dracula and my mom a dracula, I would be a little
The kid goes on with a devil, witch, demon until the bus driver gets
angry and yells at the kid:
''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says: ''I would be a bus driver!''
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One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most
adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the
biggest blue eyes.
She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The
woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"
The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!"
The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her
husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go
ahead honey say it just one more time."
Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"
The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just
the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat
Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the
little girl's Treat Bag.
The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman
and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my fucking
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A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in
a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the
store and get costumes for them to wear.
When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and
there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband
yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard
of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else
I can wear."
The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume
and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes
to the bedroom and there, laid out on the bed, is a man
costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you
doing? Have you ever heard of a black man? Take this back
and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"
The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the
husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed
are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the
second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2x4 The
husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"
The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the
three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino.
If you don't like that idea, you can put the white belt on
and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT idea, you can
shove the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!"
my husband and i are looking to try our first threesome. we are looking for an older women in the hampton roads are. if you have a bf/husband he was welcome to watch but my husband isnt open to the idea of another man, yet. please email me if this sounds like something you'd be willing to do. we own our home so we can deff host. thank you.
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.
Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.
"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.
"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"
"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.
Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual.
Looking for a girl on girl first time. Someone who understands its the first time.I'm very happily married and my husband will know everything but isn't a part of it. Met up and talk to see how it goes. I'm real nervous but very instrested. My hope is to at one point to have my husband watch me with a girl but not on the first time. Thanks
Marriage and Men
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im gooing to be blunt my wife wants a girl to do her for the first time. she watches girl on girl porn and loves looking a pussy videos and stuff but never has acted on it. She has a nice round ass and perfect abs and tits. she wants me to watch while a girl devoirs her. anyone interested?
Too bad you want just a woman. I'm part of a couple, and I fit your specifications almost to the tee. Check out my profile! I'm also half Filipina, so that makes me an island girl. I enjoy being tied up, or bound. My husband engages me on my flights to the dark side. (Muahahaha!) I'd even enjoy some nice spankings! And I'd absolutely love to watch someone fuck or suck my man off, while I'm made to watch. I'm on the sub side, as you can tell! But, I really doubt very much that my husband would appreciate me having fun without him. If you like our profiles, and you change your preferences just a tad, maybe we could hook up! We're not that far away from each other!
babycurls04 Hi thank you for the e-mail. So far I love you web site just that what I'm looking for is for girl on girl action and I would really want to see it. Thanks again for welcoming me into the site.
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