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Handjobs
There is 1 thing that all men do since they were 8 yrs old.That is beating their meat.Its even in the cards before the 1rst french kiss.If aman says he don't stroke it ,leave him alone for 2 weeks!Now stroking another mans cock would leave him cumming in my hand,what a waste when my throaght is waiting
Getting Dominated
a woman leans into the back seat, where her husband and I are and tells me to suck him off . I am a bit slow responding so she grabs a handfull of my hair and forces my mouth onto his cock. her hand is on the back of my head the whole time pushing his cock into my throat until he cums and she makes me hold it in my mouth for a long time before I have permission to swallow.
Fucking Husband While Wife Watches
I would love to be watch by the wife as me and the husband play with each other
Wives Sharing Hubby's Dick With Men
Dirty old man in DFW area wants to help a wife with her husband's dick - and her clit, too.
Bang My Wife
I was out at a Country bar one evening with this married couple that I had met at this bar a few months ago. It was a normal night and not much was happening. The guy had went to the hroom and when he left, his wife whispered to me that he had given her permission to take me home with them and fuck me, if I was into that kind of thing. She said that he wasn't sure of what my reaction would be, so she was tasked with asking me. I said that I would be okay with it if her hubby was. When he came back, she went to the Restroom and we talked. I told him what she had said and that I was okay with it if he was. He smiled and said that he was totally cool with it. He confided that he was also submissive. We agreed to pay our tab and go to their house.

I was more excited then them because I am very closet "bi" and this was my opportunity to push the limits. Given my conversation with the husband, I had a feeling that I could get some cock myself if I played it right.

We got to their house and those two started kissing. I went over and started kissing his wife. After a while of heavy petting, she suggested we all go into the bedroom and get naked! One in the bedroom, I laid her on her back and started to lick her pussy and suck on her clit. She was soaked and I swear she must have came within seconds after my tongue was inserted in her snatch. After about 10 minutes of pussy eating, I told her husband to come over and taste how good she was. He dove right in! I then started to work on her tits and straddled her face to fuck her mouth. Her husband was still eating her out and watching me fuck his wife's face from behind. I then told him to stay at the foot of the bed and I slid down and stuck my cock inside her wet, warm snatch. I told her husband to stay on the floor at the foot of the bed and watch as I fucked his wife. That would be a hot view for him. After about 5 or 10 minutes of fucking her, I got off and slid to the foot of the bed and told her husband that I wanted him to taste how good his wife was. He started to slid up to eat her pussy but I stopped him and said that I wanted him to lick her juices off my cock. He hesitated for a moment, looked up at her, and receiving a wink from her, engulfed my cock with his mouth. After a few minutes of this, I stopped him so I could once again fuck his wife. As I was fucking her, he stood up on the bed and said that I was now going to taste how good he tasted, and stuck his cock in my mouth. I wanted to concentrate on blowing him, so we switched positions so I laid on my back, his wife on top fucking me, and he straddled my chest and was fucking my face.

It wasn't long before he was fucking my face hard and shooting a nice warm load of semen in my mouth! All along, his wife is riding my hard cock and having orgasm after orgasm. It wasn't long before I shot my load deep inside of her. Afterwards, we laid there for a few minutes. When I noticed that her husband was hard again. I told him that it was time he tasted my load. So, I made him go down on his wife and eat her snatch while I blew him again!

We all were satisfied many times that evening. I even watched him fuck his a wife that night and we both fucked her a few times.

We haven't done it again yet, but we still hang out at the same bar and I can tell they are still interested. That was two weeks ago so I am rushing it? lol
Licking Cock While Fucking Pussy
This is how I learned to be bi. I dated a couple in Mobile whose wife loved watching her husband suck my cock after I fucked her.

She was riding me as I was lying on my back and she pulled off my cock to sit on my face. As I was enjoying her wet pussy, I felt her husband put my cock in his mouth and ....Viola...I was hooked.

Soon I was licking his cock and balls and her clit as he fucked her.

Ladies, this DROVE HER WILD.

They had taught me what it's worth to enhance the pleasure of licking, sucking, and tasting a women who's wet.

Now I'm HOOKED and would love to share this wonderful expereince with the newly bicurious.
Men Getting Fucked By Women
THIS is my ultimate bisexual fantasy. I want to be sucking hubby's pussy wetted cock as his wife or her playmate fucks me in the ass with a strapon. PLEASE fuck me in the ass as lady as I suck your husband or BF's cock...PLEASE!
Females Who Use Strap-ons on Males
I'd like to find a couple )MF) in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area who enjoys strap-ons as I do. I'd love for her to shove that strap=on cock up my ass while I fucked her husband in the ass or sucked him off or he could suck me off as well. Then I'd like to take her in the ass while she did her husband or boyfriend.
Suck My Husbands Cock
I Suck Your Husband"s VERY Rock Hard COCK For You as You Watch Me Go Down On Him ---> Just ask me to Any Time ? ? ? in Philly PA Write to me and Let"s Get Your Husband"s COCK VERY SUCKED ON ...(^_^(?...
M-M-F Threesome
Alright I am the female half of this couple. We have been with a few bi-males that we met on yahoo chats. This is what happen on one occasion. I chatted with this guy for awhile & we decided for him to come over. After I gave him directions to our home I got offline, took a shower, and had a stiff drink. My husband smoked some bud and took a shower. When the guy arrived I answered the door and showed him to the bedroom. I offered him a drink, he took it. We all sat and talked about what we wanted that evening.

The guys got undressed and began to give one another head . I was sitting in a lounge chair chilling, watching, getting wet and horny. They lick each other cock and sucked. Then my husband laid on his back and the guy put on a condom and slid into him. My husband was moaning and jerking off.

I was still drinking my drink while watching. My husband then ask me to get on the bed with them. Which I did. I moved over my husband face and sat down ( I wasn't wearing any panties ) he began to eat out, while the other guy started playing with my breast. My husband stop jerking off and said for me to move down more. So the other guy stopped fucking him and continued to play with my breast and he took off the condom he had on.

The guy guided my husband into my pussy and put on antoher condom then he slid inside my pussy and started to fuck me also. I moan ( kinda loudly ) to fuck me harder. They started going at me for all they were worth.

My husband told the guy to get the lube off of the nightstand and to take my ass. ( Every now and then I like it rough. Not always but, sometimes it can be fun. Plus, this was like our eleventh time doing this.)

He told the guy that after he put lots of lube inside my ass that he should rape that black ass. The dude ask if he was sure that was something that I would really be into. So, to prove the point my husband slapped me in the face and said that the other dude and him were going to use me like a whore and I was going to enjoy it.

I came all over his cock. Then the next thing I felt was the other guy slide into my ass slowly, kinda unsure. My husband said for me to tell dude to rape me. I looked over my shoulder and said " Fuck me like the dirty slut that I am! I am your fuck toy. Use me and abuse me!" that got him going!

He started slamming his cock into me. That night I got faced fucked twice
( thank goodness I don't have a gag reflex ) My husband fucked the guy in the ass while dude fucked me in the ass, there was alot of spanking going on, dude fucked my pussy hard while my husband force fed me his cock ( i like the feel of not being able to breath at times but, we usually only do this type of play when we are alone ) I deep throated dude while my husband fucked me in the ass, we fucked until they both couldn't go any longer.

Dude took a shower, got dressed and left. And then my husband ate me out again and I passed out.
I am the dominate one in the relationship in all other areas.
So, I love being submissive whenever we enter the bedroom.
And Rob takes full advantage of our playtime as well our sexual time alone!
Cuckold
We have but, my (Rob) family doesn;t think that it is healthy ... I love my wife but after being married seveal years it may be time to help her find a new cuck ... I can not afford not to ...... any way llets jut say that I believe that my wife (Val) will soon be looking for a new playmate .... I just hope that he knows that if he doesn't treat her well .... just because we will no longer be WITH each other does not mean that I will allow any to hurt my childs mother ... or my WIFE .. This may be MY last post.

Good-bye all

Rob
Hooking
mmmm we play this in vegas it is sooo fuckin hot hvin all the guys at da bar hitin on me nd tellin me how they wanna fuck me nd my tits ?? then my man cum nd tell me sum thing in my ear nd we leave wit all tha otrhers just lookin )
Yarn Crafts
I find knitting to be very relaxing. I left an extremely stressful job a couple of months ago. Knitting is the only thing that kept me sane. I was doing it every night and I even started doing it at lunch time in my car. I was so happy to leave that place.
Eat Pussy With Cock In It
One of my first bisexual experiences involved this scenario. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find another couple to play with since...but what memories

I was close to this couple and the male and I had a few M2M experiences. One night he confided in me that he always wanted to receive oral while fucking his hot little wife. He wasn't sure how to make it happen since his wife didn't know that he was bi and he wasn't sure that he wanted another man to be with his wife. I suggested that we go to his house Saturday night after Happy Hour and suggested to him that we all get a good buzz on and see what happened.

Saturday came and we all got drunk at Happy Hour and continued to drink some good wine and smoked a joint or two. Previous to that night, I had it planned that if he would leave the room, then come back naked, I would take it from there. Dave left the room and came in stark naked with a hard on. His wife was taken back a bit and asked what was going on. I told her that I always fantasized about seeing those to fuck and just wanted to watch. Dave sat on the couch and it wasn't in no time that Brenda was bottomless and straddling Dave with her back facing his face. I got an excellent view of her shaved pussy and his hard cock. I suggest that he insert it into her and that she ride it. She started to do that and then I slowly went over and started to lick her clit while he was inside her. At first, she was startled, but she kept riding him and enjoying me licking her clit and trying to sneak a lick on his shaft. She had one or two orgasms and asked me to stop sucking on her clit for a few minutes as she rode him. I then worked my way down to his balls. I started to gently lick them and suck on his nut sack, because she was sensitive. I then begin to lick his balls and suck on his ball sack. I then worked my way to the base of the shaft and started to lick that. It wasn't long before Brenda came again, but Dave was only pre-cuming at that point. After Brenda came, I had her stay straddled on his lap but pulled out his 8 inch cock and began to suck on it. It wasn't long before he was shooting his hot wad in the back of my throat! I milked him dry as he grew semi- soft.

By this time, Brenda was hot again by watching her man shoot in my mouth. She wanted me to go down on her, and I looked to Dave for approval. Dave indicated that it was okay so I started to lick Brenda's clit and gently suck on the clit. The next thing I knew, Dave was behind me and gently rubbing his cock against my ass. I could hear him open up the lube and hear the lube being applied. Dave then inserted his cock inside my virgin ass (only a dildo was up there previously) slowly and then grabbed my hips and eventually started to fuck me hard. All of this while I am bringing his hot little wife to orgasm. Dave soon came in my ass and I was rock hard. He gave me permission to fuck his wife....so I did via doggie style. I was cumming in a matter of minutes! After that night, we pretended it never happened in front of his wife, but Dave and I still did the M2M thing and now added anal sex. It seems that he was fulfilling a fantasy of mine that night as well, that I forgot I mentioned to him! (and they say men don't pay attention....lol)
Bisexual Singles
I am very bi... a beautiful Woman. We are looking for a woman to join us a a regular basis or even once. We leave that up to her... We both Have so many desires love to see each other with her. We hope that someday we can have a weekend long fantasy filled naked fun experience.
Forced To Suck In Public
I want to be in the bathroom of a truck stop on I-10 east bound just in Miss this exy hard body trucker pushes the door open having to piss bad tells me open my legs with this semi erect cock in my face. ne sees me staring at then right when he finishes he commands me to open I do then he jams it down my throat. ts pumping grow to 9 inches I was loving every inch of his cock started to come said get up grabed my hand lead me to his truck. The rest is waiting to be completed
Cock Worship
i love cock. i love to be the mans bitch and serve him by sucking his hard cock to perfection. I make love to his cock with my mouth and will obey any command. When I see a guys cock fall out of his pants and he tells me "suck it bitch" i fall to my knees and pleasure him to the end. all I want is that hot sticky cum in my mouth.

Profiles:

Recently divorced, new to bi fun. I have played around a little but now I want to try everything. I also would love to have a bi threesome, with a wife ofr girlfriend watching her husband & I play with each others dicks.
Professional mother first. the man that tells me what we will do next....I never knew what the pleasures could bring from a tongue on my body, much less my clit...it's all an adventure to me!!
I shared my wife with another man for over 20 years. During most of that time, I was a submissive cleanup boy and helper during their sessions. I came to enjoy this role very much and learned to love sucking his cock and cleaning up the mess he left in my wife's cunt. Though we are still happily married my wife doesn't entertain him any longer and won't consider anyone new. I would like to meet a couple who would like my oral services or a man who would like his cock serviced on a regular basis. I also have videos of my wife sucking and fucking and me helping to share with you.
Hi! I have been away from this site for a couple of years but now I'm back. I'm an older bi-male and enjoy company of both sexes. I'm looking for all that care to have fun with an older bi-man. Would like a couple (but not limited to) where the wife knows the husband is bi. I enjoy all things sexual that does not conflict with my partner(s) likes and dislikes.
****WE DON'T CAM****Please read our complete profile before emailing us! We don't want to waste your time or ours. You can not just have one person... we come together so if you just want only one of us you need to move on please...She will only play with a female and her mind will not be changed no matter how hard you try. She wants to watch. We Have become very good at figuring people out and that's why we are very cautious. We are y and fun. D&D free so protection is always a must... Shaved females only please (She has an issue with hair)...also if you are being dishonest about your lifestyle to a husband, wife or significant other please move on we consider that cheating no matter what the reasons. Please do not email us with stupid requests..."Can your wife "F" me with a strap on" or "Lets Screw" we don't know you at all so its not going to happen.... its a waste of our time and yours. Also if you only have "dick pics" (they are fun but say nothing about you) or pictures of half of a couple please move on that is a big red flag for us..... We are open and honest and to the point and we are both go with the flow kind of people. We love meeting new people and letting loose.
Ok, time to re-write, because no one apparently reads anything once they see your pics. I'll leave the way this was originally written below so you can not only understand what I'm looking for, but understand my frustration. FIRST, IF YOU SEND ME YOUR VERY FIRST E-MAIL AND IT CONTAINS YOUR PHONE NUMBER, THAT TELLS ME YOU'RE COMPLETELY INDISCRIMINATE. ANYONE BEING CAUTIOUS IS NOT GOING TO DOLE OUT THEIR NUMBER TO JUST ANYONE. SECOND, IF YOU'RE STAYING IN A LOCAL MOTEL AND SEND ME YOUR FIRST E-MAIL IN THE HOPES I WILL RUN RIGHT OVER TO A STRANGER'S MOTEL ROOM AND SUCK YOU OFF, YOU ARE INDISCRIMINATE AND MOST LIKELY YOUR HORNINESS HAS CLOUDED YOUR BETTER JUDGEMENT. LASTLY, PLEASE READ A TINY BIT OF WHAT I'VE WRITTEN. CLEARLY FROM WHAT I'VE WROTE, YOU HAVE A GOOD IDEA AS TO WHAT I'M INTERESTED IN AND WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO WITH YOU. SO E-MAILS THAT TELL ME HOW BAD YOU WANT TO SUCK ME, CLEARLY STATE YOU HAVEN'T READ ANYTHING. PLEASE GUYS, I KNOW THERE'S ONE GUY OUT THERE TO BE FOUND, IT CAN'T BE THIS BAD. IF WE CONNECT, I PROMISE I WILL ORALLY WORSHIP AND ADORE YOUR COCK AND SWALLOW EVERY DROP OF YOUR CUM AS IF IT WERE THE ONLY COCK ON EARTH. BUT PLEASE, LET'S DO WHAT'S RIGHT FOR BOTH OUR SAKES. BEING MARRIED AND TRYING TO FULFILL MY FANTASIES ON THE SLY, THERE IS NO ROOM FOR INDISCRETION OR CARRYING HOME A DISEASE I CANNOT EXPLAIN AWAY. READ AND LET'S HAVE SOME HOT FUN, THERE HAS TO BE ONE OF YOU OUT THERE!! Here's the original text below, I think it's clear: I am married, bi-curious, EXTREMELY clean, discreet, sane and disease free. Found recently that wearing lingerie adds to my feminine/submissive fantasy. Looking for one sane guy, preferably married, to submit to / orally service to completion on a regular basis. No reciprocation necessary. No desire for emotional attachments, multiple partners or changing my home life...just one guy to meet regularly to service, that is clean, sane and disease free.
I'm a stay at home mom and my husband is in the National Guard. He is athletic and I'm a little on the chubby side. We have 3 kids. My husband is currently in Afghanistan for a year. I am interested in meeting a woman to explore new things with.
Am very bi curious and fantasize about many different possibilities. Am hoping to find a bisexual guy, white or blk, preferably 8" uncut who would not be shy sucking my cock in bed while the wife watches. I will reciprocate as well with the sucking. Wife may or may not want participate. She may just be a voyuer.
sweet,caring, loving,likes to joke around, likes sex alot with the right female , cuddle , bands, concerts , nascar races, camp , camp fires, bon fires, read, candle dinner,s candle lite bath,s bubble bath,s parks, amusement parks, i am shy until i warm up to the right person, commuications, my family tells me i have a heart of gold to share it with some 1
i am a cuckold wannabe and also want to suck the cock that fucks my wife. wife does not have to be present for me to suck a cock
I am a very dedicated man and committed husband who is very curious due to my relationship with my spouse. My wife is a drop dead sexy very well curved in right places black woman with very big black nipples and is very orgasmic that loves being taken by a hung black man. She loves the idea of a sexy slow soft encounter with a woman. She wants to see me suck a big black dick. She wants to see me get taken by a big dick as he slams it to me. She wants to see him suck my cock also. She wants me to put his clock in her pussy and lick her clit while he is buried deep in her. She wants me to lick and suck up his cum out of her when he has exploded deep in her. She wants me to make love to his big long and thick dick.
I am a married man looking for a man to develop a relationship with. I am bisexual and would like to meet another guy. My wife is into watching me and another guy get it on and hopes I can find a guy to develop a relationship with. She is also open to perhaps sharing in the experience with me if the situation was ideal. We are professionals and have a diverse array of interests and friends. I am looking for a down to earth guy who is serious about fostering a friendship with me and is willing to go slow to eventually incorporate my wife. I would not be interested in one night stand types. We enjoy going out and like many forms of entertainment. We are down to earth people who are discret and completely disease free. We would like only the same to reply.
A married professional man looking to experiment--I want more (bi action, straight action, open to it all) with the right people. I am 5'7" approximately 188 lbs, brown salt/pepper hair and hazel eyes. I am an intelligent, sane guy with a sense of humor who also values his privacy. My wife is definitely not into this so I am flying solo and she does not know. My philosophy is I owe it to my wife and myself to be safe and discreet. I have tried to get her interested in joining in this with me but its just not going to happen and I respect her wishes. If you are not ok with my situation, I understand but it is what it is and for now I am ok with it. I have a curiosity that won't be suppressed any longer and what I have done so far I have enjoyed immensely. My motto is: "Life is a daring adventure or nothing." And, by the way, I love to be nude any where it is possible. Visiting Washington, DC 10/7-8. So I have now enjoyed being with a guy a few times .... what about a couple .... want to try more.... open to almost anything.
I a married man. and I just love sites like this. I enjoy the naughty and nasty chats with others who enjoy this as well. I find it quit the turn on showing off my " naughty, nasty and dirty " side for others. I have always liked getting naked for the camera. I also love taking slutty pics of my wife. and sending them, and sharing them with others. another thing I find a huge turn on. is geting pics sent back to me of my wife from someone who has photoshoped them. I also love to play with other cocks as well. I hope we can find the time to have some fun together.............. " YOUR SYBERSEX FUCK TOY SLUT " WYOCOCK . . . . . . . . .
hmm some things about me - true sports fanatic will watch any sport I can all day if I could - love to play em also - pretty atheletic I think (but not to good at basketball - damn that sucks too) - favorite color BLACK startin to buy all my clothes black cause my next car is gonna be black and you gotta match the G-ride - no kids (just lucky I guess) - I do read a lot of African American books, biographies, history, and a Crime Novel when i just relax my brain (not to often) - love to work and get shit done will be the first one there and the last one to leave and never ask for a raise LOL (they'll pay you handsomely for livin like that). There's a lot more but thats just a briefer HOLLA!! oh and
I am a healthy clean male looking to fullfill my fantasy of a bisexual threesome with a couple. I have never been with a man or been with anyone but my wife. This is something that I wanted to do some time back with my wife but it did not go well with her but now many years later I would like to fullfill my fantasy in a discreet way with the right open minded couple to see where we can take it. It is a great fantasy of mine to turn on an attractive women by making it with her man and having her encourage and coach us along enjoying the show and then jumping into the action if she desires. And I would like to be with both the women and the man but would be ok to perform for her as just man to man sex if that is her pleasure and would be a big turn on for me either way. Or, she would encourage me to pleasure her man only while he pleasured the women only. I am also open to sexually explore with only a man and no women present if the right situation came along. It is all new to me at the moment, so there are a lot of options. I think that sex is fine with the opposite or the same sex partner as long as it feels good for both so why not explore
fun outgoing couple my wife is a sexy bbw looking for a girlfrined

Forums:

I am a married woman to a very understanding and supportive husband. I met his friends and everyone gave me the impression that his friends wife was also interested in women, but then when her and I started talking she tells me that she doesn't even like sex with her husband and she truely doesn't like oral; giving or receiving. (needless to say, I read her free and clear, and I respected her for her honesty)
Here is where the confusion part comes into play, then she tells she she is curious. I told her that I had told my husband that all I wanted for my birthday was for him to get a hotel room for us and a female for me to explore. I was very honest with her about my desires to be with another woman.
My question is, at first she tells me she doesn't like sex and then she tells she she is curious. So many mixed signals. What do I do?
Hello all, my name is Sam and I would like to know how others deal with the green demon.

Here's the jist of it.

Recently, my wife of ten years met a great woman and they got together. I tried not to be jealous, but had to deal with it anyway. I ended up driving the other woman away. I didn't mean to but my wife tells me that I wasn't the only deciding factor in her leaving. So, here I am, wanting to be the loving husband I am and not the jealous phallus I was. I really am in this for her happiness, but feelings I didn't think would come up, did. So how do I cope? What to do next. Though I would like to partake, I didn't ask to be made part of their fun. My wife told me to give her and the other woman time to get comfortable as she was doing things that she had never done before and was plenty nervous. This was my wife's first experience with another woman and it finally sank in for her that she is bi. Any suggestions? Input?

Be honest, not hurtful please.

Always and all ways,

Sam
My wife, (22 yrs, 5' 4", 110lbs) has been looking for a female for quite some time to become her special friend. I will watch only unless you want more. As you can see in the pic I've added she is quite lovely. Please, no lesbians that want me to leave, or bi females that want me to leave. And absolutely NO MALES OF ANY KIND!!! I don't know of any other way to make it more clear that my wife is only interested bi females, NOT GUYS. For some reason guys will respond anyway. You have no idea how much of a turnoff that is for a woman. Guys, NO MEANS NO...respect a woman's right to decided who she wants to be with. If you are a guy and are married to a hot bi female, she will meet you guys BUT SHE IS NOT INTERESTED IN BEING WITH THE HUSBAND AT ALL. We can watch but that's it.
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities.

A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.

Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.

"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.

"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"

"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.


Be Happy
D i c k
Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual.
one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
We are hoping to find another couple (bi or bicurious) that would ALSO desire to try same-sex play. Husband with husband, and wife with wife. No swap.

My wife wants to do everything w/ a woman... kissing, touching, oral, etc.
I want to have a lot of cock-play... touching, stroking, sucking, etc... make it cum. No kissing nor anything anal.

We know this is restrictive for most - we get it - but we also need to be true to OUR desires. This is what we're looking for. Just putting it out there.
He looks like he is trainable, but he needs work on taking the whole cock. wife must masturbate while husband gets fucked than she must clean my cock with her mouth. Husband I have a butt plug you will wear when I am not there because I am out with your wife fuking
I have been working with "PJ" for over a year now. We have become like best friends and talk about everything. We also travel together a couple of times a year for our job. He leaves his wife home with the kids and I leave my husband home with the kids and we go and have a great time together. He has been having trouble with his other half for a while now but does not want to leave her because of the kids, money, and he still loves her. I can't get him out of my head and want to screw him so bad that I have started to dream about it. We are going away again to a beautiful resort in Mexico in 6 weeks and I would like nothing better than to spend 3 nights together, but I am worried about our friendship and working relationship. I don't want anything more than just some occasional sex from him. How do I approach him about it? Has anyone been in this situation before? Thanks!
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'pussycat.'

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's' pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

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A fireman comes home from work and is all excited. He just canít wait to tell his wife the good news about a new system that they have down at the station. "Honey!" he says, "youíre not going to believe this! Down at the station we have this new system and itís so great. When Bell #1 goes off we put on all our gear. When Bell #2 goes off we slide down the pole and jump in the fire truck. When Bell #3 goes off we speed to the fire in the fire truck." He excitedly tells his wife. Triumphantly he says, Weíre going to do the same thing for our sex life! When Bell #1 goes off we are going to strip naked. When Bell #2 goes off we will jump into bed. When Bell #3 goes off we will screw our brains out. Letís give a test run. OK, ready? "Bell #1!" (they strip naked) Bell #2!" (they hop into bed) "Bell #3!" (they start screwing there brains out) a couple of minutes later the wife starts screaming "Oh, Bell #4! Bell #4!". The husband confused says,"Bell #4, Whatís that?" The wife screams "More hose! More hose! Your not reaching the fire!!!"
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What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
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What did the Dracula say to his teacher?
See you next Period!

Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
In a blood bank.

How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
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A little kid walks into a city bus for a Halloween night and sits right

behind the driver and starts yelling: ''If my dad was a ghost and my
mom a ghost, I'd be a little ghost.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with:
''If my dad was an dracula and my mom a dracula, I would be a little
dracula.''
The kid goes on with a devil, witch, demon until the bus driver gets
angry and yells at the kid:
''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says: ''I would be a bus driver!''
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One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most
adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the
biggest blue eyes.

She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The
woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"

The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!"

The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her
husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go
ahead honey say it just one more time."

Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"

The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just
the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat
Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the
little girl's Treat Bag.

The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman
and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my fucking
cookies!"
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A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in
a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the
store and get costumes for them to wear.

When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and
there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband
yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard
of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else
I can wear."

The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume
and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes
to the bedroom and there, laid out on the bed, is a man
costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you
doing? Have you ever heard of a black man? Take this back
and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"

The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the
husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed
are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the
second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2x4 The
husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"

The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the
three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino.
If you don't like that idea, you can put the white belt on
and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT idea, you can
shove the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!"
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is
also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir," says the customer, " but I am blind and can't read
the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll
smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks
over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork.
He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man
puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have, the meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks, as he walks towards the kitchen.
The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just
happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly
brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.

After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great.
I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli." Walking away in
disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him
and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's
going to test him.

The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him
coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this
fork around inside the front of your panties before I take it to the
blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork.
As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and
waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have
the fork ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says,
"Hey, I didn't know Mary worked here!"
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