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Cuck Pregnancy
yeah i was wondering myself... being the kinky bitch that i am i figured it can be one of two things... either it refers to a pregnant woman being fucked with her cuckold hubby watching and being a bitch, or it means that the dom male knocked up the guys wife and the cuck hubby has to get used to having the dom guy at home all the time... fucking hot either way i say.
Age Play
I saw a hot video, supposedly mother & daughter. Daughter started sucking mom's tit, while mom asked her if she liked being mommy's little girl again. The girl responds, "Yes I like being mommy's little girl." It was so, so hot.
Fucking Husband While Wife Watches
I would love to be watch by the wife as me and the husband play with each other
Wives Sharing Hubby's Dick With Men
Dirty old man in DFW area wants to help a wife with her husband's dick - and her clit, too.
Bang My Wife
I was out at a Country bar one evening with this married couple that I had met at this bar a few months ago. It was a normal night and not much was happening. The guy had went to the hroom and when he left, his wife whispered to me that he had given her permission to take me home with them and fuck me, if I was into that kind of thing. She said that he wasn't sure of what my reaction would be, so she was tasked with asking me. I said that I would be okay with it if her hubby was. When he came back, she went to the Restroom and we talked. I told him what she had said and that I was okay with it if he was. He smiled and said that he was totally cool with it. He confided that he was also submissive. We agreed to pay our tab and go to their house.

I was more excited then them because I am very closet "bi" and this was my opportunity to push the limits. Given my conversation with the husband, I had a feeling that I could get some cock myself if I played it right.

We got to their house and those two started kissing. I went over and started kissing his wife. After a while of heavy petting, she suggested we all go into the bedroom and get naked! One in the bedroom, I laid her on her back and started to lick her pussy and suck on her clit. She was soaked and I swear she must have came within seconds after my tongue was inserted in her snatch. After about 10 minutes of pussy eating, I told her husband to come over and taste how good she was. He dove right in! I then started to work on her tits and straddled her face to fuck her mouth. Her husband was still eating her out and watching me fuck his wife's face from behind. I then told him to stay at the foot of the bed and I slid down and stuck my cock inside her wet, warm snatch. I told her husband to stay on the floor at the foot of the bed and watch as I fucked his wife. That would be a hot view for him. After about 5 or 10 minutes of fucking her, I got off and slid to the foot of the bed and told her husband that I wanted him to taste how good his wife was. He started to slid up to eat her pussy but I stopped him and said that I wanted him to lick her juices off my cock. He hesitated for a moment, looked up at her, and receiving a wink from her, engulfed my cock with his mouth. After a few minutes of this, I stopped him so I could once again fuck his wife. As I was fucking her, he stood up on the bed and said that I was now going to taste how good he tasted, and stuck his cock in my mouth. I wanted to concentrate on blowing him, so we switched positions so I laid on my back, his wife on top fucking me, and he straddled my chest and was fucking my face.

It wasn't long before he was fucking my face hard and shooting a nice warm load of semen in my mouth! All along, his wife is riding my hard cock and having orgasm after orgasm. It wasn't long before I shot my load deep inside of her. Afterwards, we laid there for a few minutes. When I noticed that her husband was hard again. I told him that it was time he tasted my load. So, I made him go down on his wife and eat her snatch while I blew him again!

We all were satisfied many times that evening. I even watched him fuck his a wife that night and we both fucked her a few times.

We haven't done it again yet, but we still hang out at the same bar and I can tell they are still interested. That was two weeks ago so I am rushing it? lol
Women Teaching Men How To Suck Cock
Would like to find a couple in the Detroit Mi area. How about the wife sucking my cock while I suck the husband, mimicking her every move? The best way to learn is through doing and experience is the best teacher, right?
Sex With Neighbors
i'd love to see my neihbors in my bedroom.She bends over while feeding her dogs.Very nice ass for a teacher.She has a daughter that likes sex .She carries a very nice ass too.Now if you were me which 1 would you prefer?The lil tight ass,or the open willing?
Bisexual Men For Woman
I've sucked cock and had my cock sucked by both males and females but, not at the same time. Have yet to find a couple where the wife sucks my cock while I suck the husband.
Females Who Use Strap-ons on Males
I'd like to find a couple )MF) in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area who enjoys strap-ons as I do. I'd love for her to shove that strap=on cock up my ass while I fucked her husband in the ass or sucked him off or he could suck me off as well. Then I'd like to take her in the ass while she did her husband or boyfriend.
Sex With Stepdaughter
Any 18 to 21 Yr"s Old"s Step-Daughter"s Out There and In Philly PA and Need A Step - Dad ? Do Say Back Any Time You Want and Need To Be LOVED ...(^_^(?...
Threesomes
My husband and I are looking for another female to come play with us... Never been with another female so I'm ready to let my husband teach me to lick and finger another female. Anyone near us willing to help us out?
Suck My Husbands Cock
I Suck Your Husband"s VERY Rock Hard COCK For You as You Watch Me Go Down On Him ---> Just ask me to Any Time ? ? ? in Philly PA Write to me and Let"s Get Your Husband"s COCK VERY SUCKED ON ...(^_^(?...
Men Licking Pussy While She Is Getting Fucked
WHEN I FIRST GOT MARRIED MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT SHE WANTED TO SWING WITH A BLACK DUDE THAT SHE WORKED WITH AT HER JOB. I WAS NOT INTO THIS BUT SHE INSISTED AND DEMANDED THAT I JOIN IN--THE FUN.. SO, BEING A SUBMISSIVE CROSS DRESSER I SAID, OK. WHEN SHE BROUGHT THE BLACK STUD TO OUR HOME MY WIFE KISSED HIM AND HE FELT HER UP RIGHT AT THE DOOR. MY WIFE TOLD HIM THAT I'M A SUB SISSY BOY AND THAT I WOULD SUCK HIS COCK TO GET HIM HARD... I HAD TO GET ON MY KNEES AND TOOK HIM IN MY MOUTH.. HE GOT HARD AND IT GREW TO 11" AS I SUCKED HIES SHAFT AND BALLS.. THEN HE FUCKED MY WIFE AND I GOT UNDER THEM AND DID MY THING EATING PUSSY AND LICKING HIS BLACK SHAFT UNTIL HE SHOT CUM INTO HER PUSSY AND I SWALLOWED AFTER HE PULLED OUT OF HER PUSSY... WHEN HE LEFT MY WIFE SAID I'M A SISSY FOR BLACK COCKS AND THAT SHE'D BRING OTHER BIG DICK STUDS FOR MORE FUN AND NEXT TIME I'D HAVE TO SUCK SEVERAL BLACK COCKS WHILE SHE WATCHED AND THEN I WOULD HAVE TO LET THEM HAVE MY ASS/PUSSY AS LONG AS THEY WANTED IT... I'M NOW A WHITE SISSIE SLUT FOR BLACK COCKS, SO IF THERE ARE MEMBERS INTO THIS-CONTACT ME!!!!
Women Watching Men Suck Dick
I live in Palm Springs area and am ready and willing and love sucking a man's cock while his wife watches and encourages us. I have a regular couple I service. She dresses him in panties and has him beg me to suck his cock. She tells us what she wants us to do, and how. Then she let's him fuck her while i am under them licking them both. When he cums I clean his cock while she holds his cum in her pussy, then she sits on my face and I lap up her cunt and clean her completely. If I do a good job cleaning his wonderful prick, he sometimes gets another hard on and she tells him to fuck me with his fat cock. Has taken me awhile to accomadate his girth, but I can now. She tells me to jerk off while he does it and tell her how much i like it when her husband fucks me.
A few weeks ago they invited me over and they had some out of town guests. I was introduced as the cum sucker for the evening and I spent the night on the floor, under the table, sucking cocks and eating pussies while they chatted and ate dinner. Delicious dinner, i must say!
Men Licking Pussy While He Gets Fucked
Put me on the list too! Nothing better than eating pussy. Especially, a married woman's while the husband is pounding my ass.
2 Girls 1 Guy
Im bi and my husband is straight and we are looking for a play mate
Hes black and im white
We are happily married
Just looking for a little more fun
Naked Women
Oh what a dream to have one of those beautiful woman join my husband and I for an endless night of pleasure!

Profiles:

Married for 14 years, our kids are grown and on their own and now its our time. Wife 47 husband 41. We are very sexual and very comfortable. Wife is very out going, husband is a little reserved until he gets to know you. We have had a few encounters together with couples, females and straight males we both have had experiences before we were together. We would like to meet couples to have fun with, straight or bisexual, would like to meet a bisexual male in relationship or single to introduce husband all the way to the experience. thank you
An older man who's into oral sex and doesn't mind a male lovers wife or a female lovers husband being there. Sometimes they want me to work on THEM!
We are both Sporty, Fit we go to the gym 5/6 times a week Educated well kept people, like to eat out, London Shows, travel. Loking for a fit lady to entertain wife Bi fantasy, and letting Husband watch and join in
I shared my wife with another man for over 20 years. During most of that time, I was a submissive cleanup boy and helper during their sessions. I came to enjoy this role very much and learned to love sucking his cock and cleaning up the mess he left in my wife's cunt. Though we are still happily married my wife doesn't entertain him any longer and won't consider anyone new. I would like to meet a couple who would like my oral services or a man who would like his cock serviced on a regular basis. I also have videos of my wife sucking and fucking and me helping to share with you.
Hi! I have been away from this site for a couple of years but now I'm back. I'm an older bi-male and enjoy company of both sexes. I'm looking for all that care to have fun with an older bi-man. Would like a couple (but not limited to) where the wife knows the husband is bi. I enjoy all things sexual that does not conflict with my partner(s) likes and dislikes.
****WE DON'T CAM****Please read our complete profile before emailing us! We don't want to waste your time or ours. You can not just have one person... we come together so if you just want only one of us you need to move on please...She will only play with a female and her mind will not be changed no matter how hard you try. She wants to watch. We Have become very good at figuring people out and that's why we are very cautious. We are y and fun. D&D free so protection is always a must... Shaved females only please (She has an issue with hair)...also if you are being dishonest about your lifestyle to a husband, wife or significant other please move on we consider that cheating no matter what the reasons. Please do not email us with stupid requests..."Can your wife "F" me with a strap on" or "Lets Screw" we don't know you at all so its not going to happen.... its a waste of our time and yours. Also if you only have "dick pics" (they are fun but say nothing about you) or pictures of half of a couple please move on that is a big red flag for us..... We are open and honest and to the point and we are both go with the flow kind of people. We love meeting new people and letting loose.
40yo mwm that is bisexual and out to wife only. 5'10" 200 # looking for other bi men for myself and possible 3 somes or moresomes with my wife as well but only if we really hit it off well. im masculine, but like to ocasionally wear panties, im an avid outdoorsman. really looking for someone that i can be with in and out of bed. what to know more??? just ask! ***********UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!!!: a relationship with an older woman that my wife and i just loved has come to an end due to her getting married and we would love to find a wonderful woman or couple to help fill the void.
We are both dirty blondes depending on the amount of time in the sun. I have green eyes, my husband has blue. I am built like a gymnast and my husband is a wiry athletic build. We are both very healthy and love sports as well as sex. We are happily married but as you all know it is difficult for couples to maintain the same sexual desire all the time. I love sex and prefer vaginal missionary with some variations. I am multi orgasmic and nothing else seems to hit the spot like the aforementioned plus once I orgasm about the 5th time I am good to go for a few weeks. My husband desires sex more often and would love to have a lot more variety so I am exploring our options. I have added some anal play and we are going from there. I am interested in learning about anal play for my husband. I have a lot to learn and need help getting there. I want to find ways to help him find pleasure without needing intercourse and oral with me all the time. Anal play on him seems to be the best option based on the research I have discovered as to how good it can feel for men. I would like to find a progression from the beginning to bring him to orgasms even teach him to pleasure himself for additional sexual time. Do you have any such material, direction, or guidance? What steps do I take? How quickly does one progress in this situation, how does one encourage their husband to explore themself? How can I add variety of play to this? What are my options?
I am a married man looking for a man to develop a relationship with. I am bisexual and would like to meet another guy. My wife is into watching me and another guy get it on and hopes I can find a guy to develop a relationship with. She is also open to perhaps sharing in the experience with me if the situation was ideal. We are professionals and have a diverse array of interests and friends. I am looking for a down to earth guy who is serious about fostering a friendship with me and is willing to go slow to eventually incorporate my wife. I would not be interested in one night stand types. We enjoy going out and like many forms of entertainment. We are down to earth people who are discret and completely disease free. We would like only the same to reply.
SOLO MEN & COUPLES WANTED TO WATCH JOYCE MASTURBATE: Joyce masturbates while Mark blows the man(condom only) then Mark jacks him off. No reciprocation. NO ANAL SEX. No touching Joyce. No sex with Joyce. Noon-time meetings only at Mark's office in PB area. YOU MUST BE: Over age 40, Clean-cut, well-mannered, NO body piercings, NO tattoos, NO face hair, NON-Smokers, NON-Druggies THE ACTION WILL BE VIDEO TAPED FOR OUR PRIVATE USE ONLY. YOUR FACE WILL NOT BE SEEN IF YOU DON'T WANT IT TO BE. YOU SEE OUR NUDE PHOTOS. PLEASE SEND YOUR SIMILAR NUDE PHOTOS IF YOU WANT A REPLY. MARK: White married bi-curous male, Trying to get his wife involved. 5'6" 185 nice thick 7" long cock. I am very sensual and passionate with a great sense of humor. JOYCE: Married lady, Her husband doesn't know she plays. 5'4" 130 38D Great sense of humor. Gorgeous face & body. JOYCE DOES NOT MEET ANYONE ALONE SO DON'T EVEN ASK..
We are funloving, honest, down to earth couple. Hubby is more outgoing while wife is a bit on the shy side though she is opening up on many levels!! Honesty is a huge thing with us!!!!!!!! we are honest therefore we expect honesty back!!! Wife has a loving heart that cares for everyone and everything, very compassionate woman!! She has a large heart with alot of love and attention to give. We treat everyone with kindness, this is as we wish to be treated. We have had some chats with people who are fake and liars this is why we choose to chat and get to know people before any type of meeting. PLEASE respect US and we will RESPECT YOU! We DO NOT believe in playing mind games with people! It's completely wrong and we won't stand for it.
A married professional man looking to experiment--I want more (bi action, straight action, open to it all) with the right people. I am 5'7" approximately 188 lbs, brown salt/pepper hair and hazel eyes. I am an intelligent, sane guy with a sense of humor who also values his privacy. My wife is definitely not into this so I am flying solo and she does not know. My philosophy is I owe it to my wife and myself to be safe and discreet. I have tried to get her interested in joining in this with me but its just not going to happen and I respect her wishes. If you are not ok with my situation, I understand but it is what it is and for now I am ok with it. I have a curiosity that won't be suppressed any longer and what I have done so far I have enjoyed immensely. My motto is: "Life is a daring adventure or nothing." And, by the way, I love to be nude any where it is possible. Visiting Washington, DC 10/7-8. So I have now enjoyed being with a guy a few times .... what about a couple .... want to try more.... open to almost anything.
I a married man. and I just love sites like this. I enjoy the naughty and nasty chats with others who enjoy this as well. I find it quit the turn on showing off my " naughty, nasty and dirty " side for others. I have always liked getting naked for the camera. I also love taking slutty pics of my wife. and sending them, and sharing them with others. another thing I find a huge turn on. is geting pics sent back to me of my wife from someone who has photoshoped them. I also love to play with other cocks as well. I hope we can find the time to have some fun together.............. " YOUR SYBERSEX FUCK TOY SLUT " WYOCOCK . . . . . . . . .
sub male dom wife
hot wife looking for well hung male for threesome
I am a healthy clean male looking to fullfill my fantasy of a bisexual threesome with a couple. I have never been with a man or been with anyone but my wife. This is something that I wanted to do some time back with my wife but it did not go well with her but now many years later I would like to fullfill my fantasy in a discreet way with the right open minded couple to see where we can take it. It is a great fantasy of mine to turn on an attractive women by making it with her man and having her encourage and coach us along enjoying the show and then jumping into the action if she desires. And I would like to be with both the women and the man but would be ok to perform for her as just man to man sex if that is her pleasure and would be a big turn on for me either way. Or, she would encourage me to pleasure her man only while he pleasured the women only. I am also open to sexually explore with only a man and no women present if the right situation came along. It is all new to me at the moment, so there are a lot of options. I think that sex is fine with the opposite or the same sex partner as long as it feels good for both so why not explore
Hardworking but likes to play hard also with my wife.

Forums:

one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
You're on here looking for action, and it's practically staring you in the face. With proper care and 'discretion' from the BF - your wife or daughter is still likely to run across your computer history, somebody else mentioning you or SOMETHING. You could even find out your daughter is rather kinky and want to join the BF with you - Family Affair time....
I think at least I am intrested and maybe my wife also. We might be a freind if possible.
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.
> >
> > She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her
> > daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was
> > playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
> > "What are you doing?" she asked.
> > "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
> > answered.
> >
> > "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
> >
> > "This is my LOVE dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
> >
> > "LOVE dress? But you're naked!"
> >
> > "My husband LOVEs me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites
> > him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
> > romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
> >
> > The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put
> >
> > on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid
> >
> > on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband
> > came home.
> >
> > He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
> > "What are you doing?" he asked.
> >
> > "This is my LOVE dress," she whispered, sensually.
> >
> > "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

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A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities.

A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.

Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.

"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.

"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"

"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.


Be Happy
D i c k
Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual.
We are hoping to find another couple (bi or bicurious) that would ALSO desire to try same-sex play. Husband with husband, and wife with wife. No swap.

My wife wants to do everything w/ a woman... kissing, touching, oral, etc.
I want to have a lot of cock-play... touching, stroking, sucking, etc... make it cum. No kissing nor anything anal.

We know this is restrictive for most - we get it - but we also need to be true to OUR desires. This is what we're looking for. Just putting it out there.
He looks like he is trainable, but he needs work on taking the whole cock. wife must masturbate while husband gets fucked than she must clean my cock with her mouth. Husband I have a butt plug you will wear when I am not there because I am out with your wife fuking
I have a picture of my husband and myself taken at our oldest grand-daughters decation in 1989 and I have not changed that much since it was taken that was a proud day for our family because she was born four weeks early and both lungs collapsed on her and they told us she would not make it and if she did she would be slow and not able to do anything for her self. Well she is twenty-four and she is in collage and she graduated at the top of her class she is a member of the honor Roll society on The deans list and the presidents honor roll. she is a engerier and computer and electrical she is a member in the women's eneegiering society as well she is very smart. her teachers told my daughter that she was a genius and my daughter said she just works harder than some kids do. she works for TRW automive you bet I am a proud grandma and I have another grand-daughter in medical school and two grandsons that start collage next September. God bless all of you.
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'pussycat.'

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's' pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

Be Happy
D i c k
Wife wants to see husband receive anal sex from another man. Husband also wants to see wife pleasured too.
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the
woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet
I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come
shopping with me, and I figured this was the most
evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax
pour it onto your upper thigh,
rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with
communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the
instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know
the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the man,
"Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and
whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down
the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can
help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of
tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct
aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for
some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent
my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
papers; cause it's sooo-ooo-oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she.
( I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton! )

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you
can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made
me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up
first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
around here and you should do it, because that is your
job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,
that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"
We are married couple looking for some girl action for the wife. Husband won't be involved, would like to watch but not participate. We are open to just girl on girl first and then maybe eventually husband can watch if your comfortable. Wife is new at this, would like to find someone for her. We are willing to travel to you, discrete is a must, willing to do dinner/drinks and take care of the room. Message us!
Husband and wife would like to meet up with a nice woman for possibly a nice freindship.My wife is bicurious and we are a very outgoing couple that likes to have a good and go out for a few drinks at the bowling alley.My wife loves to dance and go to kereokke on Friday nights.We would like to meet someone for one on one with wife,threesome or other possibility's.
Thank you, Courtney & Baron, for your daughter. And thank your daughter for her service. God bless you!
Big, looks like you lost a BEST FREIND and HOT LOVER, best of luck on conecting with another such sensual and wonderful woman! I hve found my soul mate, and wish you were closer, we would definitely do our best to provide comfort... Such open minded and sensual women are rare!!! My gf (wife soon) has sat on my cock while we sucked together..... it is sooooo sensual
This story was related to me by my daughter-in-law. I thought it was worth sharing.
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THE MAMA TEST 
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?” my daughter asked. “Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,” I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.” I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.” We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. “Oh.....I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.” “Exactly,” I replied with a big smile on my face.

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