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Men Watching Wife Get Fucked
my first experience was in chicago at a bar. i met this woman, she was amazingly beautiful. my cock was so hard just looking at her. she said i could go home with her. then her husband walked up. she said she wanted all three of us to go... she could not keep her hands off me in the car. and rubbing my cock through my pants. we went to a hotel.. and the first thing she did was suck my cock while taking her husbands cock in her tight pussy from behind. Wow, did i say it was the tightest pussy i had ever had. when i first shoved my decent sized cock in her. it felt like i was huge, cuz her pussy was so tight. while she was riding her husbands cock, she wanted me to put my cock in her pussy at the same time. i tried, but it would not go... super tight. all night we took turns filling her pussy with out cum and in the morning he walked in after getting breakfast, to me standing up with his wife legs wrapped around me and me lifting her up and down on my cock,, it really turned him on to see me fucking his wife like that. he actually pulled his cock out and just beat his cock and came right there on the floor.
Age Play
I saw a hot video, supposedly mother & daughter. Daughter started sucking mom's tit, while mom asked her if she liked being mommy's little girl again. The girl responds, "Yes I like being mommy's little girl." It was so, so hot.
Bang My Wife
I was out at a Country bar one evening with this married couple that I had met at this bar a few months ago. It was a normal night and not much was happening. The guy had went to the hroom and when he left, his wife whispered to me that he had given her permission to take me home with them and fuck me, if I was into that kind of thing. She said that he wasn't sure of what my reaction would be, so she was tasked with asking me. I said that I would be okay with it if her hubby was. When he came back, she went to the Restroom and we talked. I told him what she had said and that I was okay with it if he was. He smiled and said that he was totally cool with it. He confided that he was also submissive. We agreed to pay our tab and go to their house.

I was more excited then them because I am very closet "bi" and this was my opportunity to push the limits. Given my conversation with the husband, I had a feeling that I could get some cock myself if I played it right.

We got to their house and those two started kissing. I went over and started kissing his wife. After a while of heavy petting, she suggested we all go into the bedroom and get naked! One in the bedroom, I laid her on her back and started to lick her pussy and suck on her clit. She was soaked and I swear she must have came within seconds after my tongue was inserted in her snatch. After about 10 minutes of pussy eating, I told her husband to come over and taste how good she was. He dove right in! I then started to work on her tits and straddled her face to fuck her mouth. Her husband was still eating her out and watching me fuck his wife's face from behind. I then told him to stay at the foot of the bed and I slid down and stuck my cock inside her wet, warm snatch. I told her husband to stay on the floor at the foot of the bed and watch as I fucked his wife. That would be a hot view for him. After about 5 or 10 minutes of fucking her, I got off and slid to the foot of the bed and told her husband that I wanted him to taste how good his wife was. He started to slid up to eat her pussy but I stopped him and said that I wanted him to lick her juices off my cock. He hesitated for a moment, looked up at her, and receiving a wink from her, engulfed my cock with his mouth. After a few minutes of this, I stopped him so I could once again fuck his wife. As I was fucking her, he stood up on the bed and said that I was now going to taste how good he tasted, and stuck his cock in my mouth. I wanted to concentrate on blowing him, so we switched positions so I laid on my back, his wife on top fucking me, and he straddled my chest and was fucking my face.

It wasn't long before he was fucking my face hard and shooting a nice warm load of semen in my mouth! All along, his wife is riding my hard cock and having orgasm after orgasm. It wasn't long before I shot my load deep inside of her. Afterwards, we laid there for a few minutes. When I noticed that her husband was hard again. I told him that it was time he tasted my load. So, I made him go down on his wife and eat her snatch while I blew him again!

We all were satisfied many times that evening. I even watched him fuck his a wife that night and we both fucked her a few times.

We haven't done it again yet, but we still hang out at the same bar and I can tell they are still interested. That was two weeks ago so I am rushing it? lol
Men Getting Fucked By Women
THIS is my ultimate bisexual fantasy. I want to be sucking hubby's pussy wetted cock as his wife or her playmate fucks me in the ass with a strapon. PLEASE fuck me in the ass as lady as I suck your husband or BF's cock...PLEASE!
Licking Cock While Fucking Pussy
This is how I learned to be bi. I dated a couple in Mobile whose wife loved watching her husband suck my cock after I fucked her.

She was riding me as I was lying on my back and she pulled off my cock to sit on my face. As I was enjoying her wet pussy, I felt her husband put my cock in his mouth and ....Viola...I was hooked.

Soon I was licking his cock and balls and her clit as he fucked her.

Ladies, this DROVE HER WILD.

They had taught me what it's worth to enhance the pleasure of licking, sucking, and tasting a women who's wet.

Now I'm HOOKED and would love to share this wonderful expereince with the newly bicurious.
Men Licking Pussy While She Is Getting Fucked
WHEN I FIRST GOT MARRIED MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT SHE WANTED TO SWING WITH A BLACK DUDE THAT SHE WORKED WITH AT HER JOB. I WAS NOT INTO THIS BUT SHE INSISTED AND DEMANDED THAT I JOIN IN--THE FUN.. SO, BEING A SUBMISSIVE CROSS DRESSER I SAID, OK. WHEN SHE BROUGHT THE BLACK STUD TO OUR HOME MY WIFE KISSED HIM AND HE FELT HER UP RIGHT AT THE DOOR. MY WIFE TOLD HIM THAT I'M A SUB SISSY BOY AND THAT I WOULD SUCK HIS COCK TO GET HIM HARD... I HAD TO GET ON MY KNEES AND TOOK HIM IN MY MOUTH.. HE GOT HARD AND IT GREW TO 11" AS I SUCKED HIES SHAFT AND BALLS.. THEN HE FUCKED MY WIFE AND I GOT UNDER THEM AND DID MY THING EATING PUSSY AND LICKING HIS BLACK SHAFT UNTIL HE SHOT CUM INTO HER PUSSY AND I SWALLOWED AFTER HE PULLED OUT OF HER PUSSY... WHEN HE LEFT MY WIFE SAID I'M A SISSY FOR BLACK COCKS AND THAT SHE'D BRING OTHER BIG DICK STUDS FOR MORE FUN AND NEXT TIME I'D HAVE TO SUCK SEVERAL BLACK COCKS WHILE SHE WATCHED AND THEN I WOULD HAVE TO LET THEM HAVE MY ASS/PUSSY AS LONG AS THEY WANTED IT... I'M NOW A WHITE SISSIE SLUT FOR BLACK COCKS, SO IF THERE ARE MEMBERS INTO THIS-CONTACT ME!!!!
Fucking Husband While Wife Watches
I would love to be watch by the wife as me and the husband play with each other
Sex With Neighbors
i'd love to see my neihbors in my bedroom.She bends over while feeding her dogs.Very nice ass for a teacher.She has a daughter that likes sex .She carries a very nice ass too.Now if you were me which 1 would you prefer?The lil tight ass,or the open willing?
Water Sports
One of the hottest things I've done a few times is to be fucking a woman and have her husband piss on us. Also love eating her pussy after he has pissed on it. FUN!!!
F-M-F Threesome
Looking for a female interested in a threesome with my husband and me. We are new at this but real;y want to try it. We are a clean cut, discreet SC couple looking for 1st time action. I want to eat pussy and be eat while he fucks,sucks and rolls around in the middle.
Cum In Me
Mmmm I luv when my big luver cum in me 3 or 4 times fill my pussy wit all his cum mmm feels soooo good ) then go home nd hv my panty boy husband gets to clean it all up !! Sooo hot
Females Who Use Strap-ons on Males
I'd like to find a couple )MF) in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area who enjoys strap-ons as I do. I'd love for her to shove that strap=on cock up my ass while I fucked her husband in the ass or sucked him off or he could suck me off as well. Then I'd like to take her in the ass while she did her husband or boyfriend.
Sex With Stepdaughter
Any 18 to 21 Yr"s Old"s Step-Daughter"s Out There and In Philly PA and Need A Step - Dad ? Do Say Back Any Time You Want and Need To Be LOVED ...(^_^(?...
2 Cocks In 1 Pussy
I have done and it is very erotic...esp to feel the other man's cock in his wife's pussy.

She was grinning like a damn Chershire and we both came in her pussy.

She made her hubby eat all the cum out of her cunt while she sucked and cleaned my cock...damn hot sex!!!
Women Sucking Breasts
I love to suck on nice full breasts as her husband fucks my ass watching me...I also love eating her pussy and asshole while i get fucked too... there is a common denominator here... get it!
Cum In My Wife
I am obsessed with watching a man with a thick cock fuck my wife - i will suck his cock as it slips in and out of my wifes pussy. also want to lick his come out of my wifes pussy.
Cunnilingus
hey i need a woman to be with another female to lick and eat my pussy and let my husband watch and hopefully turn into a . if interested drop me a line

Profiles:

Married for 14 years, our kids are grown and on their own and now its our time. Wife 47 husband 41. We are very sexual and very comfortable. Wife is very out going, husband is a little reserved until he gets to know you. We have had a few encounters together with couples, females and straight males we both have had experiences before we were together. We would like to meet couples to have fun with, straight or bisexual, would like to meet a bisexual male in relationship or single to introduce husband all the way to the experience. thank you
white slut wife with cucked husband
I'm 5'9", 175 lbs, nice smile, nice ass. I'm very oral, so I'd love to be on my knees with a wife as she takes care of her husband.
Hi! I have been away from this site for a couple of years but now I'm back. I'm an older bi-male and enjoy company of both sexes. I'm looking for all that care to have fun with an older bi-man. Would like a couple (but not limited to) where the wife knows the husband is bi. I enjoy all things sexual that does not conflict with my partner(s) likes and dislikes.
****WE DON'T CAM****Please read our complete profile before emailing us! We don't want to waste your time or ours. You can not just have one person... we come together so if you just want only one of us you need to move on please...She will only play with a female and her mind will not be changed no matter how hard you try. She wants to watch. We Have become very good at figuring people out and that's why we are very cautious. We are y and fun. D&D free so protection is always a must... Shaved females only please (She has an issue with hair)...also if you are being dishonest about your lifestyle to a husband, wife or significant other please move on we consider that cheating no matter what the reasons. Please do not email us with stupid requests..."Can your wife "F" me with a strap on" or "Lets Screw" we don't know you at all so its not going to happen.... its a waste of our time and yours. Also if you only have "dick pics" (they are fun but say nothing about you) or pictures of half of a couple please move on that is a big red flag for us..... We are open and honest and to the point and we are both go with the flow kind of people. We love meeting new people and letting loose.
I'm a stay at home mom and my husband is in the National Guard. He is athletic and I'm a little on the chubby side. We have 3 kids. My husband is currently in Afghanistan for a year. I am interested in meeting a woman to explore new things with.
54yo bisexual male. licking pussy and sucking cock. Would love to combine the two by cleaning up a fresh creampie....although I'll never turn down a pussy or a cock.
6'2, 175lbs blue eyes brown hair. Consider myself to be very open minded and non judgemental. I guess I'm what you'd call versatile... not a dom or sub, just like to give and get! I am open to just about anything except pain or the usual turn-offs. I like to top and bottom. I would really like to eat pussy with a cock in it and lick both of them, then lick that pussy some more after a load of cum has filled her!
Mature, married white male nudist. Full-time Palm Springs resident, playing alone and discretely. HWP at 185 lbs, 5' 10", 6"x5" cut. naked outdoor oral play and other perverted activities. I am no longer into penetration; would much rather eat pussy, suck cock, masturbate my partners and eat cum and pussy juice.
Average looks, average body, small - medium endowment. Shaved. I am educated have daughter love people who love to enjoy life and enjoy things that feel good.
Looking for like minded bi couples or bi singles. Will not play alone, don't ask! Him-5'7 190, blond, blue eyes, well endowed with a piercing, sexy, tatted up, muscular, funny, outgoing. Will always make you laugh, loves giving and receiving oral and more! Wants to explore bi side more. Wife will ALWAYS be present! Her-5'7" 138, brunette, green eyes, long legs, size 36D, pierced tongue, a few tattoos, friendly, outgoing, loves the ladies and wants to see hubby play with a guy. Husband will ALWAYS be present. NO SINGLE (straight) MALES!!!
i am a cuckold wannabe and also want to suck the cock that fucks my wife. wife does not have to be present for me to suck a cock
We are a couple from Northeast Wi. We are looking to have a good time with the right woman. I recently told my husband about my fantasies about women. He is a great guy and wants me to fulfill them. We recently went to an all nude strip bar and I was sooo hot and wet when we left. I'm looking for a hot woman to be my first bi-exerience. Can you help? Drug and disease free is a must. Traveling is not a problem for us. Discretion is our middle name. I'm not just curious about this I know what I want. If you think you can help us PLease contact us. I know it sounds shallow but I have to be physically attracted to the woman to get into it. Im 5'8 and 125lbs, Bro and Grn. My husband tells me I'm a hottie. No men or other couples please.
I am a married man looking for a man to develop a relationship with. I am bisexual and would like to meet another guy. My wife is into watching me and another guy get it on and hopes I can find a guy to develop a relationship with. She is also open to perhaps sharing in the experience with me if the situation was ideal. We are professionals and have a diverse array of interests and friends. I am looking for a down to earth guy who is serious about fostering a friendship with me and is willing to go slow to eventually incorporate my wife. I would not be interested in one night stand types. We enjoy going out and like many forms of entertainment. We are down to earth people who are discret and completely disease free. We would like only the same to reply.
We are happily married sexy couple. We love having sex and horny experiences. I am a bisexual and had developmental experiences when I was younger, I found this very horny loved licking pussy and the soft touch of a female. We have met a couple of ladies on this site and loved every minute of it. I find it very horny to watch him licking pussy and for both of us pleasing the lady. We are a social couple who enjoy meeting and drinking with friends, good food - cooking and eatting out. We have two sons and loved spending time as a family. We are honest and easy going and would love to have a fun loving lady to join us for sexy times who we can form a mutual bond with.
We are fit and fun loving. Our favorite pastimes are motorcycling, karate, and just having fun together with a female bisexual/bi-curious friend. We like to explore threesomes, to include me, my wife, and another bisexual/bi-curious female. My wife is dominent in her female relationships. We are looking for a regular partner that we can share some good times with at our home and other activities we enjoy. We also enjoy a good dinner and glass of wine together. We are 420 friendly. We are both very sensitive to our guest's needs and desires and want her to enjoy her time with us. So if you're looking for a place to escape, enjoy yourself, and just hang out with some fun people, please contact us. Take care and have a great day. Kimone & Dr. Mike
I a married man. and I just love sites like this. I enjoy the naughty and nasty chats with others who enjoy this as well. I find it quit the turn on showing off my " naughty, nasty and dirty " side for others. I have always liked getting naked for the camera. I also love taking slutty pics of my wife. and sending them, and sharing them with others. another thing I find a huge turn on. is geting pics sent back to me of my wife from someone who has photoshoped them. I also love to play with other cocks as well. I hope we can find the time to have some fun together.............. " YOUR SYBERSEX FUCK TOY SLUT " WYOCOCK . . . . . . . . .

Forums:

one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'pussycat.'

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's' pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

Be Happy
D i c k
You're on here looking for action, and it's practically staring you in the face. With proper care and 'discretion' from the BF - your wife or daughter is still likely to run across your computer history, somebody else mentioning you or SOMETHING. You could even find out your daughter is rather kinky and want to join the BF with you - Family Affair time....
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.
> >
> > She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her
> > daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was
> > playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
> > "What are you doing?" she asked.
> > "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
> > answered.
> >
> > "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
> >
> > "This is my LOVE dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
> >
> > "LOVE dress? But you're naked!"
> >
> > "My husband LOVEs me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites
> > him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
> > romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
> >
> > The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put
> >
> > on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid
> >
> > on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband
> > came home.
> >
> > He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
> > "What are you doing?" he asked.
> >
> > "This is my LOVE dress," she whispered, sensually.
> >
> > "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

______________________________ ______________________________ _____
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities.

A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.

Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.

"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.

"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"

"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.


Be Happy
D i c k
Yes, I love a cock in my ass. I really love it when I am eating pussy and her husband is giving me a good ass fuck. I have also had a wife do me with a strap-on while I sucked her husband. I like to slide my cock up an ass as well. I think it is nice when you can give and get both.
My husband and I have been together for over 8 years and are looking to expand our minds sexually by bringing a women into our bedroom. I am bi-sexual and haven't been with a women in over 8 years and am starting to feel that deep down itch to satisfy a women the only way a women knows how. My husband is a fabulous and generous lover who is looking for the ultimate excitement of being able to taste the same pussy as his wife. I am 30 years old and my husband is 31. We have pictures upon request. We are looking for someone within 30 miles of 21012. Please come play with us!
We dont have pics of what happened to us but the sex was INCREDIBLE! We met a well hung stud last year and his fantasy was bareback sex with a creampie in my wife's young pussy. We did three way oral and took turns fucking my wife. He emptied his balls into my wife's pussy four times that night. I came twice and she came 15 times. Ive never seen a pussy with six loads of sperm in it and we'd love to repeat that experience soon. Best sex ever!
Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual.
We are a couple that is looking for a women who wants to enjoy us as we will enjoy her.. We don't do drama if that's your thing please move on. My husband is Straight, no I am not on here to get him laid. I want to have a women eat my wet pussy as I eat hers , while my husbands helps eat her pussy.
We will make you cum.. Nothing more excites me then the thought of seeing my husband having another women pussy on his face as I am riding his cock and sucking her tits.. If you think this maybe something you want email our in-box...
horny ,I'm bi curious.actually my fantasy is to meet a couple,lick the pussy of a woman while her husband bangs me from behind, or lick her pussy while the husband fucks her and i clean up the cum.he can alter between her pussy and my mouth ,fuck her ,fuck my face.im so horny cant believe it.
We are hoping to find another couple (bi or bicurious) that would ALSO desire to try same-sex play. Husband with husband, and wife with wife. No swap.

My wife wants to do everything w/ a woman... kissing, touching, oral, etc.
I want to have a lot of cock-play... touching, stroking, sucking, etc... make it cum. No kissing nor anything anal.

We know this is restrictive for most - we get it - but we also need to be true to OUR desires. This is what we're looking for. Just putting it out there.
I'm looking for a hot bitch to come over and lick my pregnant pussy while my husband watches and fucks me while I lick your pussy! Pregnancy makes me sooooo fucking horny!!! I masturbate 20 times a day!!! I want a hot little slut to come over and fuck me! My husband won't touch you...unless you want him to!
He looks like he is trainable, but he needs work on taking the whole cock. wife must masturbate while husband gets fucked than she must clean my cock with her mouth. Husband I have a butt plug you will wear when I am not there because I am out with your wife fuking
Perhaps an approach to the fun - as a bi single guy meeting couples, I always offered to suck the male before anything else happened. This was a requirement with the first couple I met and it worked out great. As soon as I was sucking the husband, the wife's clothes were off in a flash and she started sucking me at the same time. Was a really great evening/night - she even fucked me with a strapon while I blew her husband which was great! So Mr. bi single - no suckie dickie, no fuckie pussy lol
Wife wants to see husband receive anal sex from another man. Husband also wants to see wife pleasured too.
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the
woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet
I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come
shopping with me, and I figured this was the most
evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax
pour it onto your upper thigh,
rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with
communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the
instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know
the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the man,
"Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and
whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down
the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can
help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of
tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct
aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for
some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent
my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
papers; cause it's sooo-ooo-oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she.
( I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton! )

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you
can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made
me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up
first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
around here and you should do it, because that is your
job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,
that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"

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So far, I'd have to say this site is the complete answer to what my wife and I are looking for, an easy to use, discreet, and yet comprehensive way to meet someone new.

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