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Wife is Mean and Yells when She Returns from Europe

Wife is Mean and Yells when She Returns from Europe on Bisexual PlaygroundWife is Mean and Yells when She Returns from Europe on Bisexual Playground
We are a fun-loving adventurous couple. One from the West of Europe, one from the East of Europe. We travel a lot and are looking to have 3-fun all over Europe and mabye beyond.
Hi there:-)iam thomas from europe iam exchange student from europe and i stay in usa until october.I wanna try godd american sex.......
Curious, Honestly Lovely Pretty 🦋 Ebony White British Europe UK England UK Europe
I am a nice person who isnt bossy or yells alot. I usually dont go out on limbs but I am open to everything.
I'm 5'5 brown eyes thick n all the right places fine bow legged yells bone pretty ass female
We are a fun married couple who recently moved to NYC from Europe (though husband is originally from NYC). While in Europe we had a few really fun experiences with some open-minded girls and would really like to try the same here. Most of the action is girl-on-girl but hubby gets to watch or even touch (no actual penetration with the other girl though). We are pretty young (29 and 28) and love to have a good time. Husband was a bartender for a long time so we do enjoy a few drinks or glasses of wine. Wife is beautiful. 5'6" 105lbs redhead with a great body (kind of looks like Kirsten Dunst). Husband 5'9" 170lbs. Shaved head, some tats and piercings, tan skin very sexy. Most important to us is that you are clean and 100% disease free as we ourselves are. Women ONLY. Interested at all then send a message our way, even just to chat.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
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What did the Dracula say to his teacher?
See you next Period!

Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
In a blood bank.

How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
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A little kid walks into a city bus for a Halloween night and sits right

behind the driver and starts yelling: ''If my dad was a ghost and my
mom a ghost, I'd be a little ghost.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with:
''If my dad was an dracula and my mom a dracula, I would be a little
dracula.''
The kid goes on with a devil, witch, demon until the bus driver gets
angry and yells at the kid:
''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says: ''I would be a bus driver!''
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One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most
adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the
biggest blue eyes.

She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The
woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"

The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!"

The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her
husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go
ahead honey say it just one more time."

Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"

The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just
the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat
Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the
little girl's Treat Bag.

The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman
and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my fucking
cookies!"
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A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in
a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the
store and get costumes for them to wear.

When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and
there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband
yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard
of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else
I can wear."

The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume
and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes
to the bedroom and there, laid out on the bed, is a Batman
costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you
doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back
and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"

The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the
husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed
are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the
second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2x4 The
husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"

The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the
three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino.
If you don't like that idea, you can put the white belt on
and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT idea, you can
shove the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!"
A Fireman comes home from work one day and told his wife,"Ya know we have a wonderfull system at the station."
Bell 1 rings-We put on our jackets
Bell 2 rings- We slide down the pole
Bell 3 rings- were on the truck ready to go
From now on when I say
Bell 1 You strip naked
Bell 2 You jump into bed
Bell 3 We are going to fuck all night long!
The next night the fireman comes home from work and "Yells"
Bell 1- The wife promptly takes off all her clothes,
Bell 2- The wife jumps into bed.
Bell 3 - They began making love,after a few min into it the wife "Yells Bell 4"
What the hell is bell 4 asks the husband?
"Roll out more hose she replies" " Your no where near the fire"
We are a bi couple but wife's out o town so I wanna let some dude fuck me while his wife watches I will be the bitch of the night when wife returns home ill introduce her too.
A middle-aged man returns home from a business trip a day early, concerned that his wife may be having an affair. He's riding in a taxi at about 2:00 in the morning back towards his house, when he explains his situation to the taxi driver.

It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.

He explains to the cabbie that he suspects his wife is sleeping around on him, and offers the him $50 if he would be a witness to the affair, if he could catch her in bed with him. By the time they reach his house, the cabbie agrees.

They park a few doors down and, quietly, sneak into the front door and up the stairs. Then, with a burst of speed, the husband flicks on the bedroom lights and rips the blanket off the bed – and there his wife lies in bed with another man!

Out of his coat pocket, the visibly distraught husband pulls out a gun and puts it to the man's head. Just then, his wife yells "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited all that money!…"

- HE paid for the Mercedes I gave you.

- HE paid for our new cabin in the mountains.

- HE paid for your Atlanta Braves season tickets.

- HE paid for our our lakehouse and boat.

- HE paid for your country club membership,
and and HE even pays the monthly dues!'

Shaking his head, unsure of whether to pull the trigger,
he looks over at the taxi driver and asks "What should I do?"

The taxi driver replies, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold."


Be Happy
D i c k:)
A farmer in arkansas and his wife were lying in bed one evening, She was knitting he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry, He looks up from the page and says to his wife. " Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves an orgasm "?

She looks up at him smiles and replies, Oh ya Prove it ! Ok he says as he gets up and walks out leaving his wife with a confussed look on her face.

About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty and says, Well I;m sure the cow and sheep didn't , But by the way that Pig squealed it was hard to tell !

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My husband and I love women in their natural state. We love traveling and playing in Europe, Italy and the ex-eastern block countries especially as everyone is natural. My husband can cum just looking at a beautiful woman with unsaved arm pits so I go natural when we are living in Europe.

Interests:

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I love Europe. I used to live there and really do miss it.
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Public sex popular in Europe. Usually no names and no BS like here in the states.
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