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Here are a few you probably heard

Said a woman with open delight,
"My pubic hair's perfectly white,
I admit there's a glare,
But the fellows don't care.
They locate it more quickly at night."

There was an old maid of Fife
Who had never been kissed in her life.
So she saw a large cat,
And said, "I'll kiss that,"
But the cat said, "Not on our life."

There once was a farm girl named Mabel
Who at milking was not very able.
To get over her fright, She practised at night
With sausages under the table!

There was an old man of Connaught.
Whose prick was remarkably short.
When he got into bed
The old woman said,
"That's not a prick, it's a wart."

There was a yong Coed of Kent,
In matters of law eloquent.
She told lawyers from Yale
That her ass was for sale,
But they proved it was only for rent.

There once was a student named Clouse
Who proclaimed to the boys of his house
I will take a firm stand
That a tit in the hand
Is much better than two in the blouse.

There was this baker from South Carolina
Who stuck an eggbeater in her vagina.
The cakes she would glaze
In an orgasmic haze,
And her screams they would rattle the china.

I met a lewd nude in Bermuda
Who thought she was shrewd: But I was shrewder;
She thought it quite crude
To be wooed in the nude;
I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her.
The label "oddballs" fits us uncomfortably at best, and in view of sexual rebellion's long, long history among Adam's descendants, may not fit at all.

To back up what i say, and since a pair of bi-Brits have joined the discussion, it's fitting to call on two of Albion's most notorious sex-rebels, "mad" Willy Blake and Mary Wollstonecraft. Mad Willy & Mary Wollstonecraft, whose daughter Mary Shelly wrote the novel "Frankenstein," railed against the "frozen marriage bed," calling matrimony a form of slavery and government-sanctioned prostitution. Mad Willy minced no words in all but branding marriage the root of most social evil: "But most thro' midnight streets I hear, How the youthful Harlots' curse, Blasts the new-born Infant's tear, And blights with plagues the Marriage hearse." What he's driving at here, is that "cheating" husbands who sleep around often wind up infecting their wives and children with the "youthful harlots' curse"—STDs—which "blights with plagues the Marriage hearse."

Mary Wollstonecraft, on the other hand, tore marriage to shreds in her famous essay, "A vindication of the rights of woman." She and mad Willy are co-founders of what's come to be known as the "free love" movement, which was born centuries before it most recently reared up anew in the '60s, where it fostered LGBT rights, same-sex marriage & so forth.

On our side of the pond, two of the free love movement's most notorious sex-rebels are John Humphrey Noyes & Victoria "Mrs. Satan" Claflin Woodhull. Noyes was born in Brattleboro, VT, a town that's lately become notorious for being a New England nudist mecca. Tho' Ivy-League educated—Dartmouth, Yale Divinity School—he was a visionary utopian who waged unholy war against marriage, which he considered a capital sin. Noyes contrived a doctrine called "complex marriage," but was obliged to flee VT on account of it, to escape arrest on adultery charges. Along with a band of followers, he founded a commune at Oneida, NY, in the 1800s. Today, Oneida is known for its silverware; back then it was known as a den of iniquity, festering with orgies, homosexuality, pederasty, etc. As might be expected, conventional Christian outrage put the kybosh on Noyes's commune before the century's turn. He high-tailed it over the border to Canada, where he ultimately died.

Victoria Claflin Woodhull, whom the prominent cartoonist Thomas Nast unflatteringly branded "Mrs. Satan," was the daughter of a flimflam artist. By wit and guile she rose to prominence in the so-called Gilded Age, and even ran for president in 1872 on the Equal Rights Party ticket. She was an avowed feminist who once declared before a congressional committee that she was a "free lover" who had the right to sleep with whomever she wanted, when she wanted and as many times as she wanted. Needless to say, conventional American Christianity made short shrift of Victoria. She went to England, married a prominent banker many years her elder, and lived in self-imposed exile,

I trust these historical snippets will show you that, far from being ODDBALLS, we're part of a longstanding, proud tradition of sexual rebellion that has striven and continues to strive for full equality for all, no matter their gender or sexual preference.

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