Women Sucking Breasts I love to suck on nice full breasts as her husband fucks my ass watching me...I also love eating her pussy and asshole while i get fucked too... there is a common denominator here... get it!
Clit Licking I love when my husband goes down on me and grabs my clit with his gums, he bites it, sucks it, and pumps it just using his gums. He licks it all over the place,up and down to my asshole. He also flicks it with his finger, slaps it and whatever else he can think of till I scream mercy and cummm all over his face, hand or whatever is there. Total turn on!!!!! Ladies he's good!!!!
Women Watching Men Suck Dick I live in Palm Springs area and am ready and willing and love sucking a man's cock while his wife watches and encourages us. I have a regular couple I service. She dresses him in panties and has him beg me to suck his cock. She tells us what she wants us to do, and how. Then she let's him fuck her while i am under them licking them both. When he cums I clean his cock while she holds his cum in her pussy, then she sits on my face and I lap up her cunt and clean her completely. If I do a good job cleaning his wonderful prick, he sometimes gets another hard on and she tells him to fuck me with his fat cock. Has taken me awhile to accomadate his girth, but I can now. She tells me to jerk off while he does it and tell her how much i like it when her husband fucks me.
A few weeks ago they invited me over and they had some out of town guests. I was introduced as the cum sucker for the evening and I spent the night on the floor, under the table, sucking cocks and eating pussies while they chatted and ate dinner. Delicious dinner, i must say!
Bang My Wife I was out at a Country bar one evening with this married couple that I had met at this bar a few months ago. It was a normal night and not much was happening. The guy had went to the hroom and when he left, his wife whispered to me that he had given her permission to take me home with them and fuck me, if I was into that kind of thing. She said that he wasn't sure of what my reaction would be, so she was tasked with asking me. I said that I would be okay with it if her hubby was. When he came back, she went to the Restroom and we talked. I told him what she had said and that I was okay with it if he was. He smiled and said that he was totally cool with it. He confided that he was also submissive. We agreed to pay our tab and go to their house.
I was more excited then them because I am very closet "bi" and this was my opportunity to push the limits. Given my conversation with the husband, I had a feeling that I could get some cock myself if I played it right.
We got to their house and those two started kissing. I went over and started kissing his wife. After a while of heavy petting, she suggested we all go into the bedroom and get naked! One in the bedroom, I laid her on her back and started to lick her pussy and suck on her clit. She was soaked and I swear she must have came within seconds after my tongue was inserted in her snatch. After about 10 minutes of pussy eating, I told her husband to come over and taste how good she was. He dove right in! I then started to work on her tits and straddled her face to fuck her mouth. Her husband was still eating her out and watching me fuck his wife's face from behind. I then told him to stay at the foot of the bed and I slid down and stuck my cock inside her wet, warm snatch. I told her husband to stay on the floor at the foot of the bed and watch as I fucked his wife. That would be a hot view for him. After about 5 or 10 minutes of fucking her, I got off and slid to the foot of the bed and told her husband that I wanted him to taste how good his wife was. He started to slid up to eat her pussy but I stopped him and said that I wanted him to lick her juices off my cock. He hesitated for a moment, looked up at her, and receiving a wink from her, engulfed my cock with his mouth. After a few minutes of this, I stopped him so I could once again fuck his wife. As I was fucking her, he stood up on the bed and said that I was now going to taste how good he tasted, and stuck his cock in my mouth. I wanted to concentrate on blowing him, so we switched positions so I laid on my back, his wife on top fucking me, and he straddled my chest and was fucking my face.
It wasn't long before he was fucking my face hard and shooting a nice warm load of semen in my mouth! All along, his wife is riding my hard cock and having orgasm after orgasm. It wasn't long before I shot my load deep inside of her. Afterwards, we laid there for a few minutes. When I noticed that her husband was hard again. I told him that it was time he tasted my load. So, I made him go down on his wife and eat her snatch while I blew him again!
We all were satisfied many times that evening. I even watched him fuck his a wife that night and we both fucked her a few times.
We haven't done it again yet, but we still hang out at the same bar and I can tell they are still interested. That was two weeks ago so I am rushing it? lol
Women Teaching Men How To Suck Cock Would like to find a couple in the Detroit Mi area. How about the wife sucking my cock while I suck the husband, mimicking her every move? The best way to learn is through doing and experience is the best teacher, right?
Low Hanging Balls WE'VE Hardly Ever Met A WE Didn't Like BUT A Nice Set Of Low Hanging Balls Can Make A Pretty Become A Beautiful . . . . I (dick) Particularly
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Females Who Use Strap-ons on Males I'd like to find a couple )MF) in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area who enjoys strap-ons as I do. I'd love for her to shove that strap=on cock up my ass while I fucked her husband in the ass or sucked him off or he could suck me off as well. Then I'd like to take her in the ass while she did her husband or boyfriend.
69 As a man, I have yet to experience a MF 69; I'm sure there is a woman out there to share this delicious experience with me. But I have had the extreme pleasure of MM 69ing a couple of times, and it was awesome. To suck a beautiful cock while my own penis had a hot, wet mouth wrapped around it was the greatest sexual pleasure I have ever experienced. I'm sure a MF 69 is wonderful, but there is something special about same-sex 69ing. To have two people, FF or MM, that are anatomically identical, as the 6 and the 9 are, interlock together in mutual pleasuring--I mean, it's mathematical perfection. To watch a FF or MM couple do it is a beautiful thing; but to participate in it is what we were made to do.
Threesomes My husband and I are looking for another female to come play with us... Never been with another female so I'm ready to let my husband teach me to lick and finger another female. Anyone near us willing to help us out?
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Married for 14 years, our kids are grown and on their own and now its our time. Wife 47 husband 41. We are very sexual and very comfortable. Wife is very out going, husband is a little reserved until he gets to know you. We have had a few encounters together with couples, females and straight males we both have had experiences before we were together. We would like to meet couples to have fun with, straight or bisexual, would like to meet a bisexual male in relationship or single to introduce husband all the way to the experience. thank you
H-6'2", 200, active, intelligent, enjoy life, looking for new experiences, I would like a man around my age with large and low hanging balls (a real turn on). I really enjoy giving pleasure. I would like the experience of sucking a married man off in front of his wife.
W-I do not play
We are both Sporty, Fit we go to the gym 5/6 times a week Educated well kept people, like to eat out, London Shows, travel. Loking for a fit lady to entertain wife Bi fantasy, and letting Husband watch and join in
I am a teacher, so discretion is a MUST! I have been told that I am beautiful by both men and women. I like to laugh and have a good time. I am by no means a 'party pooper!' I prefer adults who are not into playing games. If you are married...say so! It will be my decision whether I choose to 'play' with you or not. I am a very up front and honest person. If I tell you something, I am telling you the truth. I don't wish to make up something to sound good on here and then have to remember the lie I made up if we were to meet. If you can't be open and honest with me then I prefer you to move on to someone else's profile.
FYI: I prefer not to IM. I have children and I may often have to minimize my screen or sign off suddenly if I am called upon. My children come first!! If you email me, I will get back to you as soon as I can.
I shared my wife with another man for over 20 years. During most of that time, I was a submissive cleanup boy and helper during their sessions. I came to enjoy this role very much and learned to love sucking his cock and cleaning up the mess he left in my wife's cunt. Though we are still happily married my wife doesn't entertain him any longer and won't consider anyone new. I would like to meet a couple who would like my oral services or a man who would like his cock serviced on a regular basis. I also have videos of my wife sucking and fucking and me helping to share with you.
I'm married, but my husband's no longer interested in sex. I have permission to look outside for sex!!! I don't want a relationship, just beautiful safe clean fun!! I'm smart, clean, fun and expect the same...I don't feel, act or look over 50 and would like the same. Young at heart fun and smart would be ideal..I can't travel too far but, if you're worth it...we'll see... cyber sex, phone sex...let's take it from there.... anal sex and foreplay
Hi! I have been away from this site for a couple of years but now I'm back. I'm an older bi-male and enjoy company of both sexes. I'm looking for all that care to have fun with an older bi-man. Would like a couple (but not limited to) where the wife knows the husband is bi. I enjoy all things sexual that does not conflict with my partner(s) likes and dislikes.
****WE DON'T CAM****Please read our complete profile before emailing us! We don't want to waste your time or ours. You can not just have one person... we come together so if you just want only one of us you need to move on please...She will only play with a female and her mind will not be changed no matter how hard you try. She wants to watch. We Have become very good at figuring people out and that's why we are very cautious. We are y and fun. D&D free so protection is always a must... Shaved females only please (She has an issue with hair)...also if you are being dishonest about your lifestyle to a husband, wife or significant other please move on we consider that cheating no matter what the reasons. Please do not email us with stupid requests..."Can your wife "F" me with a strap on" or "Lets Screw" we don't know you at all so its not going to happen.... its a waste of our time and yours. Also if you only have "dick pics" (they are fun but say nothing about you) or pictures of half of a couple please move on that is a big red flag for us..... We are open and honest and to the point and we are both go with the flow kind of people. We love meeting new people and letting loose.
40yo mwm that is bisexual and out to wife only. 5'10" 200 # looking for other bi men for myself and possible 3 somes or moresomes with my wife as well but only if we really hit it off well. im masculine, but like to ocasionally wear panties, im an avid outdoorsman. really looking for someone that i can be with in and out of bed.
what to know more??? just ask!
***********UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!!!: a relationship with an older woman that my wife and i just loved has come to an end due to her getting married and we would love to find a wonderful woman or couple to help fill the void.
Im a Bi-male that is quite good looking, so i have been told. I have reddish brown hair, blue eyes, 6ft.-3, 220lbs, and a blonde-gray mustache. I am also very clean and discreet. Would like to find a Bi-couple where the male is bi. and the wife joins in. If you are out there,look me up. Also looking for bi males in my area. Must be cut and clean. love giving oral to completion
I have always been curious sexually and really enjoy both voyeurism and exhibitionism. I am probably more bi-sexual at this point than just bi-curious. I have had a few experiences and have enjoyed them all. I guess I can share a few with you.
I talked my wife into going to a swinger's club just to watch 6 or 7 years ago. We both really enjoyed the atmospher and the voyeurism. She was afraid that people would approach her or would pressure us to have sex with them; but that didn't happen and the people were actually very friendly, nice and sociable. Since then we have been to dozens of clubs together (most of these clubs only allow couples). I would love to swing and swap partners with another couple; but my wife is not ready to see me with another women.
About 5 years ago, we went to a club in New York city. They have a policy that if you want to go back into the play rooms, you have to take your clothes off. My wife decided to humor me; so we got naked and joined the action. She was seated on a couch and I was in front of her eating her out while a large black guy was doing the same to his girlfriend who was sitting right next to my wife. I watch as he slowly slid up and placed his huge cock at the entrance to his girlfriend's pussy. I couldn't take my eyes off of his cock, but as I glanced down at my wife, I saw that she was watching the same thing that I was. After a few minutes, the guys politely asked if he could feel my wife's 34G breasts. I turned to her and whispered in to her ear, "he asked me if he could feel your breasts?". She surprised me by saying, "Really? He actually asked you if he could feel my tits?". I said, "Yes". So she said "OK". I turned back to the guy and gestured for him to help himself. As he reached over to caress her boobs, I slowly inserted my cock into my wife's pussy. I couldn't believe how wet she was.
After a minute, the guy removed his hand, so I leaned forward to say thank you to my wife. But she surprised me again and said "I bet you would like to see him fuck me with that huge cock, wouldn't you?" I just nodded and then said "why? would you do it?" She said "yes." As quick as I could, before she changed her mind, I turned to the black guy and asked him if we would like to fuck my wife. In the blink of an eye, he reached for another condom, opened the package with one hand, pulled out of his girlfriend and unrolled the condom onto his gigantic cock. I quickly moved up next to my wife so I had a good view and then the guy slowly started to inch his thick dick into my wife's dripping cunt. A thousand emotions flashed through my mind in that moment; but I was out of my mind turned on. Anyway, he very fucked her very sensuously for a few minutes until my wife came. He wasn't finished but politely pulled out and went back to fucking his girlfriend. Nothing has come close to the excitement of that moment. I have been hooked on watching my wife fuck and suck other men ever sense.
We attended a few gang-bang parties where lots of pre-screened men show up to allow women to fuck as many guys as they want. I really got off watching my wife pick out the guys and blow or fuck them. Next we found a straight guy on the internet that my wife was willing to meet for a MFM threesome. He was a nice guy and we met him 5 or six times. During one of those meetings, I slid up behind my wife while she was riding his cock and inserted my dick into her ass. She went absolutely crazy. She is usually very quite during sex, but this time she was yelling and screaming "God YES!! Fuck Me!". She came like crazy over and over. We did that again once and it was just as good the second time; but then that guy got a girlfriend and didn't want to play anymore.
We have met up with about half-dozen other men. One of them had a beautiful dick about 8 inches long but a reasonable width. He saw me fascinated by his dick and asked me if I wanted to touch it. I shyly said yes. Then I took ahold of it and slowly started to stroke it up and down. I wanted so bad to take into my mouth but was afraid i would freak him out; so instead I offered it back to my wife. After that, I couldn't stop thinking about sucking a cock.
I finally found an adult bookstore where I read that all types attended. Gay guys are the most common, but bi-guys and women looking for gang-bangs also show up from time-to-time. I visited there several times and had witnessed some interesting things; but on this one particular evening, there was only me and one other guy in the place. He was sitting on the other side of the room looking strangely at each other. He suddenly got up and walk over to me. He was standing in front of me and he said "Hi, my name is Joe". I said "Hi." He then asked me if I ever sucked a cock before and I said "No." He then said "Would you like to?" I said, "Yes. I think I would." He then pulled his shorts down and off. He wasn't wearing any underwear so his flaccid penis was directly in front of my face. It looked really small, and I was actually a bit surprised. But I leaned forward and placed my lips around his entire shaved cock and balls. It felt really strange: spongy and soft yet rubbery at the same time. He immediately started to get hard; and within a few seconds, it had grown to a couple of inches. So I started moving my mouth up and down on his cock while he stood in front of me. I was enjoying the fact that I could take his entire cock in my mouth; but that didn't last long. His dick kept on growing and was soon too big to fit comfortably in my mouth without gagging; so I moved my hand up and started stroking his shaft while moving my lips and tongue on the head. I felt a strange sense of power at that point that was out of character for me. I reached up, grabbed his hips and turned up toward the couch and made him sit down. I then moved between his legs and continued to give him a blow job. I was afraid he might come in my mouth; so I started jacking his cock with both hands paying extra attention to his frenulum while teasing his head. He started moaning like crazy and saying "Oh my god, I'm going to come!" I stroked his shaft more trying not to touch the head hoping that it would stretch it out; but he soon shot a rope of come up over my head. I really couldn't believe it. It happened so fast and afterwards, I was disappointed that I didn't let him come in my mouth. I really wanted to know what it would have felt like to have that powerful shot of come hitting the back of my throat. At that point, the owner of the shop popped his head in the door and shouted out that it was closing time. We picked up our things and left. I went straight out to my car and masturbated to one the most powerful orgasms of my life. Again, I was hooked.
I went back to that same bookstore a couple of months later. This time, I told my wife that I wanted to jerk-off another guy and she said "Ok. You can play with other guys; just no playing with other women." I hadn't told her about my first experience. I'm sure she would have been fine with it; but for some reason just felt like something I should keep to myself. I had a few more bookstore experiences; but the fear of STS's keeps me from going back there. I got the curiosity out of my system; so now I only want more traditional experiences.
My wife and I were approached by a guy who listed himself as bi and seemed nice and cute. My wife, knowing that I wanted to suck a cock but not knowing that I already had, asked me if I wanted to try a threesome with him. I jumped at it and we did hook up with the guy. My wife and I started out by sharing his cock with each of us taking turns sucking and licking his head or shaft. We moved to the bed and my wife continued to blow him while he sucked my dick. My god, did he know how to suck cock! Anyway, he came in my wife's mouth and she swallowed it all. He got up to go to the bath room and my wife turned to me and said "Oh my god, he tasted so good. You would have loved it!" I was really disappointed then. From that point on, I couldn't get the idea of swallowing a load of cum out of my mind. We found another bi-guy that joined us for a play date and I finally got taste my first load of cum only he didn't cum much so I barely knew it happened.
I have never tried anal sex with a man (giving or getting); but I do fantasize about it. I guess that would have to be under the right conditions. At this point, I am really up for trying just about anything once. The only thing I am not into is male-on-male intimacy like hugging and kissing and I am not really into getting my nipples pinched or sucked. I would, however, really like to find a bi-guy for some occasional fun when the urge strikes (him or me). I would love to find someone that I trust enough to play with from time to time - no strings attached - that won't turn into a drama and wonit disrupt my otherwise normal life. While my wife accepts my needs when it comes to other men; I still prefer to keep it discrete and private.
hmm some things about me - true sports fanatic will watch any sport I can all day if I could - love to play em also - pretty atheletic I think (but not to good at basketball - damn that sucks too) - favorite color BLACK startin to buy all my clothes black cause my next car is gonna be black and you gotta match the G-ride - no kids (just lucky I guess) - I do read a lot of African American books, biographies, history, and a Crime Novel when i just relax my brain (not to often) - love to work and get shit done will be the first one there and the last one to leave and never ask for a raise LOL (they'll pay you handsomely for livin like that). There's a lot more but thats just a briefer HOLLA!! oh and
We are both dirty blondes depending on the amount of time in the sun. I have green eyes, my husband has blue. I am built like a gymnast and my husband is a wiry athletic build. We are both very healthy and love sports as well as sex. We are happily married but as you all know it is difficult for couples to maintain the same sexual desire all the time.
I love sex and prefer vaginal missionary with some variations. I am multi orgasmic and nothing else seems to hit the spot like the aforementioned plus once I orgasm about the 5th time I am good to go for a few weeks. My husband desires sex more often and would love to have a lot more variety so I am exploring our options. I have added some anal play and we are going from there. I am interested in learning about anal play for my husband. I have a lot to learn and need help getting there. I want to find ways to help him find pleasure without needing intercourse and oral with me all the time. Anal play on him seems to be the best option based on the research I have discovered as to how good it can feel for men. I would like to find a progression from the beginning to bring him to orgasms even teach him to pleasure himself for additional sexual time. Do you have any such material, direction, or guidance? What steps do I take? How quickly does one progress in this situation, how does one encourage their husband to explore themself? How can I add variety of play to this? What are my options?
Okay not that it's a tough question, but i think i might be a wee bit bias. I'm a thinker, a smart ass. a joker a smoker a midnight toker, and so on. I have somewhat of a sense of humor ( wicked or warped at times ) not one to judge. Just an average guy, who earlier in life was cute. Dirty blonde hair which we used to call dishwater blonde, blue eyes slim build 155lbs clean d/f 420 freindly and curious. Ask me anything you want and i will answer. Just remember sometimes the answer is no.
Hello all, my name is Sam and I would like to know how others deal with the green demon.
Here's the jist of it.
Recently, my wife of ten years met a great woman and they got together. I tried not to be jealous, but had to deal with it anyway. I ended up driving the other woman away. I didn't mean to but my wife tells me that I wasn't the only deciding factor in her leaving. So, here I am, wanting to be the loving husband I am and not the jealous phallus I was. I really am in this for her happiness, but feelings I didn't think would come up, did. So how do I cope? What to do next. Though I would like to partake, I didn't ask to be made part of their fun. My wife told me to give her and the other woman time to get comfortable as she was doing things that she had never done before and was plenty nervous. This was my wife's first experience with another woman and it finally sank in for her that she is bi. Any suggestions? Input?
I'm laying on a nude beach at an adults only resort with sunglasses on secretly lusting after a hot woman nearby. Sun beating down on my nude body and breeze blowing over my exposed swollen clit. Eventually she gets up and walks over because she's been watching me too. She reaches down and grabs my tit and asks me if I've been checking her out... I arch my back and say yes... she reaches down and kisses me and I grab her and pull her down to me. She lays on top of me and we rub our bodies all over each other while we kiss, both writhing in ecstasy. Just as we're both getting so hot, our men come back from the bar and see us, they both drop their drinks... they watch us for a while, both growing hard as rocks watching the show... she works her way down my body to my hot pussy and spreads my legs wide. The men move down there for a better view... she blows on my clit, then does one little lick at a time and pulls her head back in between so the men can see as my clit becomes more and more red and swollen and juicy... they can't take it anymore and start rubbing themselves... I see their cocks are so hard and raging... I let out a moan at the sight of those gorgeous cocks... my hips start bucking up into her face as the waves of pleasure wash over me... but she won't let me cum, she wants us to cum together.... so she comes up and straddles my face with her beautiful hot pussy and lays down on me and sucks my clit more while I run my tongue in circles on her clit, sucking and licking...she grinds her pussy into my face and sucks my clit as my whole body is overcome with pleasure. She and I both start to explode with orgasm as the same time… clits spasming into each other’s mouths as the waves of pleasure seize our pussies and won’t let go… we suck each other's delicious juices... All of a sudden, I see a cock rubbing up and down her ass while I suck her clit and I look up and it's my husband's hot hard cock... I bring it down to my mouth and suck on it in between sucks on her clit. I feel a man at my feet working his way up the insides of my legs with his tongue and letting out loud deep groans as he can't take the excitement anymore. His wife lifts her head from my pussy and kisses him long and hard, sharing my pussy juices with him right over my pussy...then he stands up and shoves his cock into her mouth and she sucks him right over my pussy as I'm sucking on her clit and my husband's cock... I can feel her husband’s body thrusting against me as he shoves his cock into her mouth. I’m grinding my wet pussy on his leg as he thrusts into her mouth. Then her husband, feeling my hips gyrating with excitement, dives down and starts sucking on my pussy too, tonguing, licking and moaning into my pussy... She lifts her pussy off my face and shoves it up at my husband, bing him to fuck her. But first, he wants to taste her pussy too so he bends down and nibbles and tongues her clit right in front of my eyes. She’s moaning from the feel of his expert tongue and lips, and he pauses every so often to tease her and to tongue kiss me so I can suck her juices off his mouth…we take turns licking her clit, tongues intertwining on her pussy… we can feel her clit convulse under our tongues as she has a crashing orgasm into our faces. She’s now bing loudly for his cock so he stands up and sticks his raging hard cock into her dripping wet pussy right over my face... I watch his cock sliding in and out of her hot sopping wet pussy and I can't take it.. I reach up to lick his balls and her clit while they fuck. I start bing to be fucked so her husband lifts his mouth from my pussy, pulls my legs further apart and rams his cock into me. He and his wife start kissing while he fucks me and my husband fucks her, with my tongue licking her clit and my husband's balls... we start to realize that all the other people on the beach have been gathered around us watching us, many of them masturbating... many of them start taking it out on each other... pretty soon there's a wild orgy going on all around us but we don't care because we are so hot and nothing else matters except fucking each other and it's so hot to feel all those eyes on us while we're fucking... I see her start to cum with my husband's cock inside her, just as I am starting to cum from her husband's cock... Both of our pussies start convulsing with orgasm, wrapped around the men's cocks... she and I are screaming out together in pleasure from each other's man... we keep cumming and cumming... it's too much excitement and we can't stop the waves of orgasm... then I can see my husband's balls tense up and know he's getting ready to shoot his load from her pussy... just as her husband is about to explode from my tight hot pussy... they both pull out and shoot their cum onto our pussies at the same time... so much cum... and they moan loudly as the cum squirts out of them and their orgasms overtake them.. our pussies are covered with each other's man's cum and then we get to lick it off of their cocks and each other's pussies until we end up sucking each other to orgasm several more times...
Have always wanted to meet a man and his wife.They lay me on my back she lifts my legs up and fucks my ass with her strappon while her husband is on his knees above my head watching his wife fucking me in the ass while he is fucking my mouth.any race,or legal age.please im in dfw area
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Do you know why god isn't a woman?
Because if god was a woman, cum would taste like chocolate.
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How can ya tell when Michael Jackson is having a party at his house?!
All the Big Wheels parked out front!!!
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The increased use of Viagra by seniors, created the demand for a sexual lubricant to address the special needs of that market. The makers of K-Y were quick to develop one which they marketed as...
"OIL OF OLD LAY."
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WHATS THE DIFF. BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A BITCH?
A BLONDE WILL SCREW ANYONE, A BITCH WILL SCREW ANYONE BUT YOU!
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I’d like to die the way my grandfather died.
Peacefully in his sleep.
Not the way the passengers in his car did, screaming their heads off.
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What do you get when you play country-western songs backwards?
You get your wife back, your house back, your dog back, and you sober
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My neighbor says her husband is really good in bed. He can sleep for
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So here's a question I have for myself and welcome the opinions of others. My wife recently had her first experience with another woman. She asked that I give them their privacy. I did. Well, I did end up with feelings of jealousy. She tells me that there is no reason to be jealous. Honestly, if I thought that I would be even the least bit jealous, I would have talked to her and told her as much. Fact is though, I did feel it just a bit and we're/I'm having to deal with it.
My wife is my everything, my soul-mate. Her happiness is everything to me. If I may ask one question...
How can I learn to be more honest with her and myself at the same time.
I have been married for 20 years. I only have intercourse with my wife, but would love to be with another married man to pleasure him on my knees in front of his wife or alone. 100% safe practices at all times. Not looking for emotional relationship, just want to please. Would also be open to pleasuring wife and possible bottom if chemistry is right. Have done this many times with tgirls, but never a true man that wants me to service him...and nothing would be hotter than in front of spouse! I can not host.
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.
Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.
"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.
"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"
"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.
Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual.
Women with a strapon is a very erotic experience, I've had a few use one on me (7" is a nice size), often the wife of couples I have seen, either I bring one along that I have for just such an opportunity, or they already have one. Most of the women even have orgasms while using the strapon, just getting off from the sensations of the strap between thier legs, and the thought of fucking a man. The best part is that they all have been very attentive, sensual fucks - they want to make sure thier partner gets the pleasure he is expecting. Probably the most erotic experience I have had (and shared) was fucking a husband while the wife fucked me - we all had some very intense orgasms from that one!!!!! BTW, if there are any fems in NJ - both myself and my strapon are ready!!!!!
one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
I'm looking for a hot bitch to come over and lick my pregnant pussy while my husband watches and fucks me while I lick your pussy! Pregnancy makes me sooooo fucking horny!!! I masturbate 20 times a day!!! I want a hot little slut to come over and fuck me! My husband won't touch you...unless you want him to!
Need to meet large cauples and women also men with large cocks to suck (I swallow) and also to fuck my bottom for as long as they wish. Second times the best longer sucks and fucks.No head games just head for all. You will not regret it I assure you.
My husband loves to wear tight lace boy shorts.... We love to play and experiment. But I have to tell you, it sucks when your husband looks 10 times sexier in lingerie then you do..... He looks great, his ass is absolutely perfect. We are just now moving everything to the next level and trying to experiment with partners. Do any of you have a female in your life that shares your enjoyment with you?
I as a bi male in a long distance relationship with my wife I get a lot of people who get very rude about wanting to screw my wife. I confront such people right up front asking them to reverse the rolls and if I was talkingf to or about thier wife like that would they be offended, most appoligize others just log off. But on the flip side I try to be very alert of what I say and take into consideration not to mention anything specific about sex but state I would like to meet. I also am honest about my wife being away and the prospects when she returns and have met some really nice people on line but to date haven't found the couple who wants the "bi guy" to come along. I don't think they really exist sometimes and wonder at other times if I am approaching it all wrong and thats why I am so reserved about what I say . Also when I send a pic if there are no nude pics or none at all in a profile I will only send a pic of me or us clothed or a pic that contains no nudity , if they have nude pics I send nude ones just how I feel it should be done . Well any way there is my point of view from both sides of it as a single male looking and a husband who cant stand rudness toward my wonderful wife.
I would love to find a woman who would love to have her husband/boyfriend sandwich her between him and myself, rubbing her clit against mine and cum and then let him cum on my pussy and she lick me clean. Or lick me while her boyfriend/husband fucks be hard. Any takers
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the
woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet
I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come
shopping with me, and I figured this was the most
evil thing I could do to him legally."
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax
pour it onto your upper thigh,
rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with
communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the
instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know
the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the man,
"Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and
whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down
the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can
help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of
tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct
aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for
some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent
my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
papers; cause it's sooo-ooo-oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she.
( I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton! )
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you
can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made
me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up
first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
around here and you should do it, because that is your
job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,
that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"
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