jandainbama | we are a clean, outgoing couple who is interested in trying new things. we are d/d free and DO NOT get into water sports, serious pain ( light bondage and light spanking is ok with her) we are light smokers and light/social drinkers we are looking for someone who we can be friends with as well as other things. we have kids at home and they come first |
ShortSkirtsLongLegs | 5'9'' Light brown hair Light eyes Light skin c36 boobs 170lbs |
mbralexis | im 29 and shes 49 were always in a good mood and like to have fun have had a cople of partners and thay didnt last guess we like it to much i like to watch take pics and make movies have lots of toys and are open minded (im ) looking foe some light dom i have done hard and light likr the light better |
phalila | hey im phalila im from haiti im 26 i come to america in 03 im not a criminal so im light skin i have light brown hair and light brown eye and so i have two open heart sugeri |
hotpussy213 | well im very cute funny and sweet i love eating pussy .i stand about 5'2 i weigh 127lbs and i have layered light brown hair.light brown eyes and im light skin |
youngcouple23 | I am a latina with light skin and light brown eyes. I'm 23 years old. My boyfriend is 27, also light skinned brown eyes. We love to try new things. |
Delilah | ETHEL AT IT AGAIN: After sneeking out of the nursing home with her best friend, Mertile, they decided to steal a staff's car and go for a joy ride. Ethel, delighted to drive and show Mertile around town, runs a red light. Mertile was confused, "...did she just ran that red light," she asked herself. "Naw," still thinking to herself, "she couldn't have." Then Ethel drives through a second red light. Mertile was flabergassed! "She did ran the red light!" thinking again to herself, "Naw, I think it's just my imagination!" But just to be sure she wasn't seeing things, she can see that they are approaching another street light. This time, Mertile is paying close attention. Sure enough the light turned red! And Ethel did it again! She just zoomed right through that red light and Mertile was certain she did see her do it! "Ethel!!," exclaims Mertile...." You drove through a red light!!" Ethel looked at her at shock, "Oh my! Mertile! I thought you was driving!!" |
PolyCpl4Girl | About the last post from squidly. Light does not contain color. The sun emits no color. Light (light photons) do not emit or contain any color. Color does not exist outside the mind of a being. Yes our eyes interpret wavelengths of light as only red, green and blue to start. A TV works the same way. It has three color guns (red, green and blue) that mix to form all the other colors. All of the colors we see are a mixture of those three basic colors.That part of the last post was correct. What is incorrect in the last post is that a ruby is not red, an emerald is not green and the sky is not blue until these colorless wavelengths of refracted light are processed by our eyes and brain then translated into color in the mind. In other words before light waves enter the eye they have no color. Color is not present in the natural universe. The perception of color is only present after light is processed into color by the eyes and mind of a being. |
Lionessa | Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb? A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS!But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THEPILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE! I'm sorry.... What was the question? |
bi469 | By the Light of the Fire Snow starts to fall We come in from the cold Our bodies start to warm The night grows old As we stand by the light of the fire. We continue to laugh and talk Our bodies warm from the inside Teasing begins and our intentions, We can no longer hide Passions explode as we perspire While we sit by the light of the fire. Our breathing begins to quicken I try to slow my pace, But there's no use My heart begins to race You begin to take charge Our bodies tense, then relax As we lay by the light of the fire. The night goes on, we decide to turn in You fall asleep as I caress your skin. You're so beautiful and all I desire I watch you sleep, listen to you breathe Then recall all the reasons I love you I kiss your lips and We wake by the light of the fire Rog |
Lionessa | How many group members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts arlevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 5 people to hotlink to pictures of lightbulbs hosted on geocities 6 people to complain about dead images 3 people to tell them to right click the image and copy the URL into another window 13 to read all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers, images and signatures, and add "I agree" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a search onlgtbulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. |
blueiiis | An 80-year-old man goes for a physical... All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?' George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes off.' 'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. 'Ethel, George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?' 'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's pissing in the fridge again! |
chicabich | Being Lightly Spanked I wish the pics here showed light spanking...if it is bright red, it's not a light Spanks. |
johnhenry | Flirt With My Wife One of the neatest things, gentlemen, is to let men hit on your wife at a bar or other setting. Just let it out in conversation that you are swingers and watch the guys eyes light up. Then you can both enjoy their attempts to get close to your wife or get her interested in sex with them. Light touching, naughty conversation -it's agreat turn-on for both of you!;) |
chillywilly | Gang Bangs A young (25yo)bi woman friend of mine has asked me if I could arrange a gangbang for her. She is 5'9', 200 lbs, 36DD breasts and pretty. She wants to develop her submissive interests and wants to be banged and used by a group of men (and women, too) light bondage and light spanking welcome. Bring your bondage devices and nipple floggers;) email me if interested. ChillyWilly |
hernebc | Paganism SEEING IN THE DARK A poem by yours truly... I saw the world in a dream once, As a group of people around a campfire; They talked and laughed and shared, But went home, and spoke ill of those They had just laughed with. The following night, I sat at the fire. Many of the same people were there, Though some had left. I inquired As to the whereabouts of those, All I got was a thumb toward the darkness. I looked, and though I couldn't see Past fire-sitters' silhouettes, I heard a few folks out there, calling out, “Truth!”; Decided to leave Light behind a while To search the darkness for Whatever it had to teach me. When I got beyond the silhouettes, I was overwhelmed by darkness. The longer I remained there, tho' The more I could see. Truth was there, in darkness shrouded, Beheld only by those who were bold Enough to explore Shadow alone. I was there a while, then knew I could Be embraced by darkness and see Light more clearly. |
MrThickDickLA | 420 Oh yeah, light it up!:-D |
Winbent | Tied To The Bed Light bondage is very eotic for both of us. |