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I'm looking for a good hearted woman to make a new family with. I have a business, home, cars and a beautiful 4.5 year old daughter. Have my stuff together. I've not been dating the past year. I'm waiting to meet someone with potential. I'm mostly interested in meeting a Bi woman that's interested in seeking a triad relationship with another woman. I'm Bi, experienced and keep myself open to other things also. I'm certainly not in this lifestyle for the sex. I'm not interested in hookups. I've been in this lifestyle since I was a teenager. It all seems perfectly natural to me. I like people that can see past the typical stereotype that American society tries to mold us all into. I tend to like people that are not typical mindless followers of what society suggest we should be. It's great if you are different, not so much if you're psychotic. I may move in the coming months as part of starting a new life. I hope to meet my new partner before making any decisions on a choosing a new home. I tend to hang on to things I like. I've had a 10 year relationship, then I was with my ex wife for 10 years. My last relationship was five years. In the first two relationships we parted as friends. My last girl passed away. I've had the same bank account since I was 14 years old. I had my first job and bought my first car when I was 14. I've had the same cell phone account since 1997. That was my first cell phone. I want a stable family. I'm not one to roam around in life. Travel and vacation yes. I don't smoke. I might have one to three drinks when I'm out for dinner three or four times a year. I've not even done that in 2 years. I'm very affectionate. I like to spend my time with my girl and family. I tell the truth and don't hide things from my partner. If you have to lie and hide things something is very wrong. The girl I've been with for the past five years passed away from a totally unexpected heart attack July 2013. We had a great relationship and a now 4.5yo daughter together. I certainly don't want anyone that's angry and volatile. My daughter is very sweet, well mannered and friendly. I would like to keep her that way. She's in a dance class now. I plan to get her involved in many activities to see what she likes and what she's good at. We're both healthy. I'm easy going, very grounded and sensible. I have a lot of hobbies and interest. I've been into camping, white water rafting, music, martial arts and other things in the past. My daughter and my business keeps me pretty busy these days. I have employees that run my retail electronics store. I started the business from scratch in 1995. I employee two ministers that run the store. One was a friend before he started working for me and has worked for me over 13 years. I'm non-religious. I mostly work from home. I can work from anywhere with internet access and do what I want from day to day. I take my daughter to parks, playgrounds and drive-in movies a lot. I like to travel to a warm beach during the winter. This is what I'm looking for: Lucky to be in lo-ve with my best friend. There is nobody that I'd rather spend time with than you. There is nobody I trust more than you. There is nobody who makes me laugh as easily and as often as you do. I've heard it said that the best kind of love happens when friendship catches fire. I think that's what happened to me. I fell "in like" with you right away. and then one day I realized an, easy comfortable "like" had grown into a deep dazzling "lo-ve". Now I go to bed with my amazing lover and wake up with my wonderful friend.

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One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner - Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to make." "And what might that be?" asked Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's eyes.

"Well," replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, "I'm getting married!"

The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married! That's wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?"

"I'm marrying a Russet!" "A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride. "Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up. "Mother? I, too, have an announcement." "And what might that be?" encouraged Mother Potato.

Not knowing quite how to begin, the middle daughter paused, then said with conviction, "I, too, am getting married!" "You, too!" Mother Potato said with joy. "That's wonderful! Twice the good news in one evening! And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?"

"I'm marrying an Idaho!" beamed the middle daughter. "An Idaho!" said Mother Potato with joy. "Oh, an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

Once again, the room came alive with laughter and excited plan for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother? Mother Potato? Um, I, too, have an announcement to make."

"Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation. "Well," began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her eldest sister before her, "I hope this doesn't come as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!" "Really?" said Mother Potato with sincere excitement. "All of my lovely daughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, youngest Daughter?"

"I'm marrying Dan Rather!" "DAN RATHER?" Mother Potato scowled suddenly. "But he's just a common tater!"


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D i c k
A family sits at the dinner table. The son ask his Father, "How many kinds of are there?" The Father replies "Three kinds son"
In their 20's they are like melons, nice and firm.
In their 30's and 40's they are like pears, still nice but hang a bit.
In their 50's they are like onions, when you see them, they make you cry.
This infuriated the Mother and daughter, so the daughter ask, "Mum, how many different kinds of s are there?" The Mother smiles and says, "Three kinds dear, like trees."
In their 20's they are like the oak, mighty and hard.
In their 30's and 40's they are like birch, flexible but reliable.
In their 50's they are like a Christmas tree, dead from the roots up and the balls are for decoration!
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.
> >
> > She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her
> > daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was
> > playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
> > "What are you doing?" she asked.
> > "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
> > answered.
> >
> > "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
> >
> > "This is my LOVE dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
> >
> > "LOVE dress? But you're naked!"
> >
> > "My husband LOVEs me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites
> > him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
> > romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
> >
> > The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put
> >
> > on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid
> >
> > on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband
> > came home.
> >
> > He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
> > "What are you doing?" he asked.
> >
> > "This is my LOVE dress," she whispered, sensually.
> >
> > "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

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10 Things Men Know

1. Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked
woman.

2. Men know that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out
of the house.

3. Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win.

4. Men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted.

5. Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the
game.

6. Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that
gas will get them.

7. Men know that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to
adjust oneself.

8. Men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man
to stare at her cleavage. Men also know that the woman will get pissed
off when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them.

9. Men know that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-law how
good his daughter is in bed.

10. Men know that men are from here, and women are from way the hell
over there.
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Stan started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful four-letter words. You've got to come get me and take me home. Please mama!"

"Frannie, Frannie," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What four-letter words has he been using?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed. They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home. Please mama."

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words." Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, Mama, words like dust, wash, iron, and cook . . . "

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D i c k
don't do it ... blood is thicker then water ... the daughter and her mother are blood he is just water and thats not gonna be a good situation not worth the risks stay away from it . leave it as a fantasy for you and maybe him just dont make it reality
What you describe is quite common amongst all personals and Lifestyles websites out there, and I doubt it will change anytime soon. Many people just like to live the fantasy of the Lifestyle, and will never follow through, and yes, they can be a aste of time for the more serious people. But, it is something we have come to know and expect and really no longer get upset about. It is something you just have to accept.

When we are in contact with people, we set up an initial meeting at a local bar we hang out at. That way, if they don't show (which most don't), we haven't really wasted our time. We have met a number of couples and singles from our area that way, and of course, still had a few "no shows" (mainly the single men).

I do have to say that we have met more honest people from here on BP than on any other site out there. The people here do tend to use recent pictures nd are honest of their profiles, and we certainly appreciate that.
in my opion {and it means nothing} sounds like u have a deep down sexual desire for your mother-in-law even though you say shes not attractive iam not buying it there are other ways of preventing her from sticking her nose where it doesnt belong i dont think exposing yourself to your mother -in-law makes amy sence unless u really want her to see u nakked my ex mother -in - law was exactly the same way i just told her off one day and she stoped but do what u want its your marriage you would be jepordizing make the right choice
Thank you, Courtney & Baron, for your daughter. And thank your daughter for her service. God bless you!
This story was related to me by my daughter-in-law. I thought it was worth sharing.
~ ~ ~ ~

THE MAMA TEST 
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?” my daughter asked. “Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,” I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.” I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.” We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. “Oh.....I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.” “Exactly,” I replied with a big smile on my face.

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It would be great to have a search engine for the Personals. I wouldn't have found them if I hadn't been looking at the bottom of the Forums page and saw the pagelinks there.
This may alleviate the personal posts in the general discussions area as well.
A Personals heading on the Main Page with a State/Province list (pop-up or whatever it's called) would do the trick.
Thanks for the great work here BillnPattie
Biliteral
Jocelyn,

A very nice ad...worded well and with intellengence.
One word of advice from a woman older than you. Be careful just meeting up with anyone. Please exchange emails first and pay attention to how they write and word things. Do not give out your phone number, if you chose to talk on the phone, get theirs and call them. Block your phone for any caller ID. Also, if meeting in person...please please meet with your own car and in a very public place.

Now that I sound like your mother...lol...I'm just really looking out for your best interests. I have had some experiences that I would never want to happen to any other woman.
Also, remember since you are looking for a female that is classy also...they would never use terms responding to you as the one I see written above..and also remember men can pose as woman on a web site and no one would know (not that all do...but alot can be hidden behind a computer screen)...so pay attention to how they talk and write......

You're a sweetheart and I can see that...and as a mother to a 19year old daughter...this is the same advice I would give her...go play but always watch your back and be carefull.

Kathy
You're on here looking for action, and it's practically staring you in the face. With proper care and 'discretion' from the BF - your wife or daughter is still likely to run across your computer history, somebody else mentioning you or SOMETHING. You could even find out your daughter is rather kinky and want to join the BF with you - Family Affair time....
This one is old and been around awhile.....but still funny!

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable
fidelity practices... suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the
mans pecker... and angrily the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the
car...
Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a fella with his 10 year old
daughter chatting away beside him... all of the sudden, the
pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off... surprised, the
daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"...
Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age,
the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey"...
The daughter gets a confused look on her face and after a minute, she
says... "sure had a big dick !!!"
Kendra, so sorry to hear about your Daughter's Grandfather.
Our prayers are with you and your daughter to help you through a sad time.

Karen Duane and Mark

Solace may come in the happiness of our memories
To all the Ladies....
Happy Mother's Day!!! Because Mother or not, just being you makes a difference in someone's life.
Yes.. its a members only feed... So anybody whom wants to view the feed from our Room.. and the off site event Saturday ,, will have to be a member of one of my websites.. I link all my members pages together ,, so if you join one ! you get them all... I try to give everybody as much bang for the buck i can.. and have been building and adding on my network for over 11 years it is huge..

But Please NOTE:
I am not here to advertise about my websites and pages !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am here and loving BP to meet fun like minded people !!!! into having a great experience with y T Girls , and our group of Hot Swinging Freinds..

Sweet es
Jojop

Interests:

Age Play
I saw a hot video, supposedly mother & daughter. Daughter started sucking mom's tit, while mom asked her if she liked being mommy's little girl again. The girl responds, "Yes I like being mommy's little girl." It was so, so hot.
Fucking My Girl Friends Mom
I fucked my wife's mother. we had an affair that went on for 4 years. she was better at oral than her daughter and loved anal. the wife never found out.
Story Writing
I've written some stories, and have several of them on various erotica websites out there. If you're interested, I can tell you where to find them, and which ones you may be particularly interested in...
Father Daughter Role Play
Looking for a girl to play Daddy/Daughter with me...
Menstruation
Mother Nature. It's all good.
Age Play
I'm in Utah and would love to find an older guy to have some fun father/daughter role playing with.
Sex With Neighbors
i'd love to see my neihbors in my bedroom.She bends over while feeding her dogs.Very nice ass for a teacher.She has a daughter that likes sex .She carries a very nice ass too.Now if you were me which 1 would you prefer?The lil tight ass,or the open willing?
Sex With Stepdaughter
Any 18 to 21 Yr"s Old"s Step-Daughter"s Out There and In Philly PA and Need A Step - Dad ? Do Say Back Any Time You Want and Need To Be LOVED ...(^_^(?...


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