Anal Sex We have enjoyed anal sex for close to 20 years. Danny has always had a fetish for anal, and slowly introduced Carol to it. We practise anal sex on a very regular basis, and have introduced many men (and some women) to their first anal sex experience.
A little twist on anal sex that all couples should try.....take a good vibrator and put it in the guys ass, turn it up ALL the way! The guy lies on his back, and lets the woman get on top. The vibration travels right through the guy, into his penis, it's amazing! ...for both partners.
Interracial Although I do have a number of pictures of me with people of different races, I do have to say that it really isn't much of an interest. I tend to think of everyone as the same, and don't really have a colour preference when it comes to friends or sex. Everyone is just great to me
Water Sports Hello....i (amber) am very interested in being peed on by a guy...i also enjoy peeing in my panties.....i cna be a very naughty gurl....i would enjoy being with my Daddy and another man and being used thoroughly by them and then being peed on by them.....oh, and pictures too!!
Asian Women I have had the pleasure of dating a couple of Asian women that were about 4' 10" and had very proportionate bodies. They where very enthusiastic when it came to sex. I have a great fondness for women under 5 foot tall and especially Asian women.
Fill My Throat With Cum Dam! You guys all know just like me the total involvement I enjoy when that cock squirts the sperm in a blast of power into my throat! I really like while he has his penis deep in my throat and ejaculates a three day load down my throat as I deep throat him!!!!!!
Women Licking Women Oh WoW, Women - Women Taste Go---od, Me (Like) Them 2 And I Really - Really - Do Hope That You All Did En-Joy The Pick's, So 2 u All - 'ss and 'ss 2 u all Out There, & But - Bye - 4 - Now, Oh Denizen...
Dildos Wow. As a present for me and wifey, I bought a cyber-skin dong. At 8" length and 1.5" girth, it is a handful out of the box. But the feel of it is what really got me going. It was as if I was holding a larger version of myself!
Anyway, even though wifey is out of town for a couple of days I went straight into the bed room to road test this bad boy. We have been experimenting with anal play recently, mostly fingers and some penetration. But her tiny fingers just didn't cut the mustard.
Let me say I am sold. This was the greatest NEW sexual feeling I have had in a long time. We've used hard plastic and jellies before, but this is the bomb.
Now, if I can just find a "friend" who will give me the real thing . . . .
Asian Women I developed a taste for Asian women while on a tour of Thailand. I had the occasion to date several that where between 4' 10" and 5' with very petite figures. All I can say is WOW. They where awesome women to be with.
69 As a man, I have yet to experience a MF 69; I'm sure there is a woman out there to share this delicious experience with me. But I have had the extreme pleasure of MM 69ing a couple of times, and it was awesome. To suck a beautiful cock while my own penis had a hot, wet mouth wrapped around it was the greatest sexual pleasure I have ever experienced. I'm sure a MF 69 is wonderful, but there is something special about same-sex 69ing. To have two people, FF or MM, that are anatomically identical, as the 6 and the 9 are, interlock together in mutual pleasuring--I mean, it's mathematical perfection. To watch a FF or MM couple do it is a beautiful thing; but to participate in it is what we were made to do.
30yo bi-curious male. Just looking for a little fun. Like to get to know someone, share a few pictures and see if we click. I think it is only polite for you to have pictures if you e-mail me, I like to know who I'm talking to.
I think that my enjoyment of both sexes doesn't have to be a political choice. I'm straight acting and appearing, and I don't see myself skipping down the beach holding hands with bruce, at the same time, I really like to please and have fun, and I'm very open minded.
very playful, love to have fun for all who are involed, 6ft, 245lbs,thick,strong build, very little body hair, 7.5 penis, very new to bisex lifestyle, but willing to try many activities, I believe that honesty and kindness are very important, I would enjoy being friends with the people I get togather with, in addition to great sexual activity; I've enjoyed delightful sexual activity with women and now wish to explore passion with men, and couples; I truly enjoy an open mind and free thought, with a passionate desire to please each other
We are married and very loving couple of 10yrs but been together 14yrs we act like we did when we first meet holding hands hugging and kissing one another laughing and teasing and we have two boys together and she has a older boy we love all three even thoe they can be . We have very dam good sex but its been missing some thing so we'ed would try this and see what happen's this will be our first threesome together she's never been in one but I have been in threesome and 5somes. We both are a opened mined and lad back easy going and down to earth couple that in joys to get out and have some fun and stay home when we can't go out and have fun watching t.v. DVDs or other movies LOL. we are looking for a good woman that is in to the same things we are or is opened to try will be our friend in and out of the room and bring lot of more fun in to our sex life and we hope to bring some fun in too her sex life and she willing to be easy with my wife it will be her fist time ever to have a threesome. We hope to here from u women soon :-*
62yo bisexual male. I enjoy all aspects of my bisexuality. I am married but play alone. Looking for clean, d&d free men, women, or couples to play with. Very versatile and enjoy most everything but pain. Very oral.
WARNING: NO entity or institution has my permission to use my pictures description or information in any matter or to release such information to any other party or entity to use. Violation of this will result in legal action.
33yo bi-curious male. I am excited to be a member of this site. After reading some forums and profiles I realized that the people here use the site to express their sexual interests that are normally taboo. So, I guess my purpose here is taboo too, but thats cool here. Was took back when I realised that people were posting xxx pictures for the world to see. I have to say that when i pulled my cock out to take the first xxx pic I was so turned on by it. Have enjoyed the comments from other users regarding my pics. I am here because I have a cock curiosity. My girlfriend would not be cool with it, so I am out looking for a fun couple that would like to invite one more to experience some sexual fantacies. Specifically I would like to give a double blowjob with a woman. She put the cock in my mouth and I put it in hers until he cums. If anyone is interested or just wants to talk about it please feel free to contact me anytime. I enjoy the pics and stories that other members have to share. Bisexual MMF videos and pictures are really hot too. Might want to make some of my own or someone elses.
I'm highly sensual. I very much enjoy the senses, touching, feeling the touch from another, longer intelligent conversation and fanciful talk (sometimes) while we make love. However, usually, spontaneity is best. My penis is a fatty & I ALWAYS DEEP throat. I love swallowing and adore my gag reflex, especially with the longest erections. I gag and swallow the cum quick! gulp. . . . yum!
My love is to receive fat, long cock up my ass and deep throat a long penis while you're slamming it into my mouth and ejaculating down my throat as hard as you can. As a bisexual, my love for the male & female is my way to be complete in my sexual/sensual import & deportment of emotion and manliness. I am NOT a drama queen. Have no use for them. I don't act feminine because I am not feminine. However, It is fun to feign a feminism from time to time. I am bottom. I do top as well, maybe very well? OK, probably better than bottom. I like being treated kindly at all times. I like being roughed up by mutual agreement, but, not in a conversation nor following vocal disagreement. I would like it if you want to fuck me hard or if you want me to fuck you hard. I like Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra. I don't have any, but have had it & I like it! Yes, I too, go for nsa. I love to be photographed while sucking & being fucked. Only excellent fotos please! No phone cams or webcams. You own & keep photos. As for "safe sex" (?) we gonna talk about defining that. It aint simply putting a rubber on yer dick and fuckin' fer all it's worth.
I am an honest and open minded person who is respectful of others. I try to treat everyone the same when we meet for the first time and then adjust my opinion/respect from each interaction. I value all opinions and then make up my own mind based on them and my own knowledge. I consider myself to be humorous although dry or demented at times. I am shy but can talk your ear off if the conversation leads to something that interests me. I have been working on holding my opinions to myself unless specifically asked for. This allows me to really listen to the other person. I enjoy my hobbies and sex even better. I am joining here to find sexual partners first and if friendships blossoms out of any contacts the better.
I am close to six feet tall, average build for age 47 if not considered slim, yet muscular. About 175 lbs. I typically sport long hair, often the longer the better. It's past my shoulders and is wavy-to-outright kinky, natural curls as it gets longer. I'd say that I'm endowed slightly over average, but it is what it is. It's what I was given and seems to get the job done. (Can't say I've ever come CLOSE to cumming pre-maturely and sometimes women my age remark at how long I last.) I typically go clean-shaven or only with stubble if I'm being lazy - except for short sideburns. Sometimes I sport a goatee and sometimes a soul patch, but, overall, expect mostly clean shaven - especially for sex. Definitely no beard grown on the neck. As for body hair, legs and arms are hairy and my chest and naval areas have quite enough to be sexy. No back hair. Last summer, I shaved my groin for the first time and seem to be wanting to keep it that way, although I've got lazy lately and have been away from this web site for a bit. Oh, yeah, I hear that I have a very sexy ass. "A cute bubble butt," it's been called many times. I must say, in the mirror, from the side, I'd have to agree with those holding that opinion. Check my pics to see if you agree.
We are both completely Bisexual, and enjoy both men and women equally. We are very open to everything, and we are both quite versatile, meaning we can "Top" and/or "Bottom". We also play together and separately, and can entertain one person or a large group of people. It's all good. We are very secure in our relationship so we will also play on our own without the other present, but only with people that we know and are comfortable with. The other always knows what is happening, as we don't "cheat" an each other, but enjoy a truly open Lifestyle. We will admit that the "Couples Only" concepts of the '80s and '90s just aren't for us anymore, even though we also do play with other couples. Just the rigidity that some people have has become a bit of a turn off for us.
We really don't take our sex too seriously, as sex is supposed to be fun, and not a porn movie. So our desires are people that have fun with their sex and take it lightly. We also believe that friendship greatly enhances the sexual pleasure between like-minded people, so another desire is to have sex with the friends we make
We have never considered ourselves "hot" or "sexy" as that truly is in the eye of the beholder. What is sexy to one person, may not be to another. We are just your average, fun-loving couple, and after you read our profile and view our pictures, you can (and will) make your own judgement. We really are no longer into playing dress-up or doing the "sexy clothes" thing, which is the main reason we no longer go to Swing Clubs. We just like to be natural and comfortable, and we like the people we meet to feel the same way. Swinging is a Lifestyle, not a Fashion Show
We have been in the Lifestyle a long, long time, and are quite "experienced" (whatever that means) although we still consider ourselves only occasional swingers. We are a very open and friendly couple, and really enjoy meeting and talking with new people, and are usually quite comfortable in most situations. We only practise safer-sex, so condom use for either anal or vaginal penetration is a must. But we both enjoy oral sex bareback, and we both love to swallow as much CUM as we can be fed. We prefer partners who feel the same way about safer-sex as we do.
So, if what we say is of any interest, please just message us. We also feel that since we took the time to write this, you should take the time to tell us a bit about yourselves. If another single guy writes us with something like "Let's meet" and nothing else, I'll scream! We answer all sincere e-mails, but will disregard quick messages with no true content to them. We also appreciate pictures, especially from the single guys. We've just been misled too many times.
Thank you for your time,
BIG NOTE THAT WE WISH PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY READ: As we both work on the Internet for a living, we are not into private chats, instant messaging or webcams, other than for an initial meeting or quick notices. We also do not trade pictures, so please don't ask, there should be more than enough in our profile to satiate any curiosity. We are not into phone sex in the least. Our preference is to meet in a public place, like a bar or coffee shop. We live in the West Island area of Montreal, and neither of us speak a word of French (transplanted Anglos).
SIDE NOTE ABOUT MESSAGES: We don't answer any messages until we both have had a chance to read it. You will get a response that your message to us was read, but it may take a day or two for us to respond due to the personal requirement that we BOTH read before responding. Please have a bit of patience. We also will ignore messages from people who don't have a proper profile or pictures and who want to "hook up". Would you agree to meet someone sight unseen? No, us either.
Well where do I start? Well from my category and pictures you can see that I'm a post-op transgendered.l. If you have a problem with that you can save yourself some time and just move on. If you have questions or are curious, I'm more than happy to talk to you. I can be dominant or submissive depending on the circumstances. I do not condone nor participate in any activities that use drugs, pain, potty functions, or foul belittling language to achieve sexual fulfillment. I am looking for an out in the open(non-discreet) relationship with BENEFITS. I love to read, dine out, dancing, theatre, opera, light opera, ballet, or symphony. Something to consider is the fact that I've been on both sides of the fence. I know what pleases a Man. Believe me when I say I understand your limitations and its OK...you're men! If this interests you, we should talk.
Please NO married men or discreet relationships.
***UPDATE*** ATTN: Any institutions, or persons, using this site or any of its associated sites for studies, projects, or any use other than it's originally intended use - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum, including past, current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. It is recommended that other members post a notice similar to this.
Uninhibited, wild passionate, clean, drug and disease free- I am into M-M-F sex, or FFM. I am 6'4" tall, 43 years old and as you can see from my pictures, the size of my cock. I am sub with F and usually domainant with M, yet I am versatile. I love to orally please F and love to be naked in bed with people.
I am an attractive, intelligent, polite, and adventurous SWM of Italian decent. I'm an experienced swinger and I'm comfortable in a variety of settings. The 3 things it seems most couples look for in a SWM when I browse the ads are: a huge cock, under 50, and little or no body hair. Well, I'm in my 50s, have a decent/solid cock, and trim the privates as best I can without bathing in NAIR.
I have a ton of fun and I've met some fabulous folks. I hope you'll say hi.
I have been in the lifestyle for over 9 years. I have no performance anxiety nor do I ask awkward questions. I am well-spoken, polite, respectful, curious with understandably needed discretion and can host at times. I am a nudist by nature. I like bowling, darts, pool, boating, dining out, sexy games and adult parties with all the trimmings as I am not homophobic in the least. It is in my opinion the penis is a beautiful thing second only to a vagina.
I have hosted and I've been a guest. I love women who are excited by multiple men. It's what got me started in swinging. I love the role being the second man or center of attention during couple play and also -- of course -- I love bi-women.
I am a connoisseur of American beer (Michelob), fine Puerto Rican rum (Capt. Morgan) and robust Colombian tobacco.
Because of the stigma surrounding single men, I would love to meet a HWP and fun loving bi or bi curious woman who is seeking a friendship/partnership to attend lifestyle events together, ie, M&G's, theme parties, swinger cruises, etc.
Any use of this profile other than viewing or opening communication for what this venue is all about, ie. 3 sums, 4 sums, more sums or research (I love the science) in lite bondage, dom/sub fantasy, nibbling/biting, same sex contact, nipple/anal play, etc. is against my privacy rights and will lead to legal ramifications against individuals, institutions, groups, or anyone or anything. That being said, for the advancement of the Lifestyle .. LET'S PLAY!
Hi! 56yo bisexual male. I love to please men and women.I
love to explore the wildest fantasies
with men, women, bi-women and couples. If you
want a man to make love to you for
hours, then I'm your guy. If you are
looking to add some spice, adventure and
fun to your sex life, send me an email.
All inquiries are responded to.
I am clean and disease free looking to try something that I have always resisted but in recent years has become a desire of mine - to share my sensuality with a couple. I am a well educated, and stable person. I am more of a giver than a taker and enjoy slow erotic foreplay. I am not looking for millions of encounters - just a few select couples who would enjoy my company too. I have private pictures uploaded. Message me if you are interested.
My wife and I have been married over 30 years. I am a white guy; 5'10; 190#; pretty fit for my age. She is Asian; 5'; a little overweight. We are happily married and enjoy sex together but also enjoy getting together with another couple for some sexual fun. WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR SINGLE GUYS OR MARRIED GUYS PLAYING ALONE. Please get back to us if you are interested in talking about getting together. We have more pictures to share.
I am 64 years young man who is funny, caring and have been exploring sex for most of my life. I have been meeting with like minded people very privately. I am easy going, want and need to explore my sexuality. I am very open and try to be non-judgmental. I have been with quite a number of men, and enjoyed the sex greatly and I am still exploring my sexual self.
I am also a photographer/videographer I love taking pictures of flowers and people enjoying each other. Need a picture? email me?
AJAXXX missed the point. No one is saying don't put up penis pictures, they are saying please show us more than just that. I will let you men in on a little secret, the penis is really not that important! I want to see the whole package, as do most women I really hate it when I get a message from a guy, and he attaches 20 pictures of his penis! One is not enough? You're chances of meeting women or couples will greatly improve if you show us more than just your penis. For me, it's a real turn off as that tells me the man in question is only thinking of one thing.
I understand fully about not wanting to show your face, not everyone is comfortable doing that. You can still show full body pictures with your face blurred out, and make a note in your profile about how you will exchange proper pictures on request.
Sorry Robert, but we must disagree with your entire post. Your analogy about your grandfather just doesn't work in this day. We do look at much more then just the pussy and the dick, we look at the package surrounding everything. Sure, 50 years ago, your Grandfather may have said "All Women look the same when you stand em on their heads." But that was a really sexist attitude that doesn't hold true today. Most of us are looking for more that just the genitals, as we realize the genitals are such a small part of real sex. The person is the most important part of sex. Everything else is secondary.
Yes, to the man, how we treat the penis is quite important, and most women understand that. But to the woman, it really is not the "end all and be all" of sex. It's just part of it.
I will say that I have been with many men, both big and small. My sexual satisfaction has never had anything to do with penis size. That is some sort of myth that men seem to propagate. I really don't care about the size of a man's penis, and most of the women I know in the Lifestyle don't either. It;s the attitude of the man that gets me off, the way he makes love to me, not the size of his dick. size is really the least of my concerns. I truly feel sorry for any woman that thinks otherwise, as they are missing out on some real fun.
Yes Robert, we women understand that your penis is important to you. It's just not all that important to us! You guys need to understand that. We prefer the package the penis is wrapped in that the penis itself
I would also like to add a little something. If you are replying to someones profile because you would like to meet, please read the profile!! In our case, we took the time to completely, and thoughtfully, fill out the entire profile, yet we constantly get questions that are already answered. I also state that I am not into one-on-one chatting, into webcams, or trading pictures. Yet ever second response is a request for chat, cam, or more pictures! It can drive you crazy!!
I would also like to point out to our single male "members" that I am not at all interested in seeing 25 different pictures of your "member"! One is more than enough, and even then, I don't really care. As a woman, I want to see the whole package, not just a close up of your penis.
I will get messages from guys, and before I answer back (if I do) I always check their complete profile. When all I see are close-up penis pictures, and two word, monosyllabic answers (if they bother to answer at all), I think to myself, why bother even responding?! As Curious1srching said, we want to know more, so fill out those profiles.
And another thing (I'm on a rant here) when you message someone, please say something more than "Let's meet!" or "You're hot, when can we get together". You're really not doing much to sell yourself.
hey, i started with just that, wanting to touch another penis and or mutually masturbate another guy. Slowly, it led to more than that. The first time i saw two guys kissing, i thougth it was a turn off. I couldnt see myself doing that. then, i had my first kiss and then i sucked on my firs penis. This has progressed to the point where i am happy having sex with both men and women. Basically, it all turns me on now. Naked women and naked men. with both is quite enjoyable.
i have been wearing since they came out on the market and i prefer to wear womrns over mens thongs the fit better and most mens have that seem right up the front where womens dont.i now am the prod owner of 52 pairs of womens thongs
hey guy, lets put together a bi mens luncheon at a local motel/hotel for mens enjoyment. would like to develop a monthly get together for those who wish to explore their manly drives with other men.....who is interested in the Atlanta area. Str8 guys, married wanting to explore those feelings with other bi-men who can show the enjoyment welcome.....need some feed-back
I had originally taken the pictures of me when I lived at another location. I have posted my pictures here and on other sites. Well, the negatives are gone bcz I had a house fire and everything is gone. The pictures I had in other groups are gone bcz they have closed down. I want to use these pictures, but I can't bcz it says that no pictures can be copied. Any suggestions?
OK I found the answer. heres prolly more than you wanted to know...hehe
Erect Length Measuring:
Erect length is what anyone is interested in. And it is best to measure from the side of the penis. This method is the standardized and used by researchers to measure the "average penis size" which is incidentally between 6" - 6.5" erect length. First of all make sure you have a 100% erection where you would consider your penis the "most erect". While holding your penis below the head and place the ruler next to it with your other hand. The ruler must be slightly pressing against your pubic bone. Measure to the nearest millimeter and be sure that you do not EXAGGERATE the measurement. It is recommended that you under exaggerate, because exaggeration on the measurement could result a lack of motivation in the future.
Flaccid Length Measuring:
Flaccid length of the penis is dictated by many factors, including the ambient temperature. This might mean that you have contradicting results depending on the temperature of the situation that you are in currently. In order to keep results accurate we provide a standardized way for measuring the flaccid penis. Flaccid gains are the first gains coming with penis enlargement program. You should stand up straight and extend your flaccid penis in front of you (it is really important NOT to stretch it), your penis should now be parallel with the floor. Now, place the ruler next to your penis so it is slightly pressing against the pubic bone. The ruler and your penis should be parallel with each other (as shown in the video).
Flaccid Girth Measuring:
The girth is extremely awkward to measure cause many people have different measurements of girth size, depending on which part of the penis they actually measure. The standardized way is to measure in the centre of the penis shaft. While flaccid, hold your penis out in front of you and then, wrap a tape measure around. You do not have to pull the tape measure too hard, pull it to a reasonable level and try to remember this LEVEL of pulling for the next time. Average flaccid length of girth is about 3"-4". On our photographs the model has really large flaccid length and girth and it is most likely that yours will be smaller.
Erect Girth Measuring:
Firstly, make sure your penis is 100% erect and then go on measuring. Now, hold your penis out in front of you so it is parallel with the floor. With your other hand place the tape measure around the penis making sure not to pull too much tight. The average erect girth is 5" - 5.5" according to the most recent surveys.
this ? 4 women
dose the size of cock [penis] is matter ?
so what they like big or small and which one excite more
and do they like hurt when the men stick it in your pussys
and what do you [women] like more oral or ****
Mike, you're right! You pay your money and you can post whatever pictures you like. No one has a problem with that. The way I read it is that the women are asking for more than just dick shots. No one seems to be "whining" about it, just stating a preference. I know that if someone contacts Carol, and when she checks their profile and all she sees are dick pictures, she immediately loses interest. She's talked about just that with a number of women on BP, and they all seem to be of the same mind.
Hey! They pay their money, so they can say what they want!
Mark decided to propose to Juanita, but prior to her acceptance,
had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
She informed Mark that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the
maturity of a 12 year old.
He stated that it was ok because he loved her soooo much.
However, Mark felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit
that he also had a deformity too. Mark looked Juanita in the eyes and
said...."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant
and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."
She said "Yes I would marry you and learn to live with your
infant size penis."
Juanita and Mark got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon.
Mark whisked Juanita off to their hotel suite and they started
touching, teasing, holding one another... As Juanita put her hands in
pants she began to scream and run out of the room. Mark ran after her
out what was wrong. She stated to Mark, "You told me your penis was the
size of an infant!"
Mark said, "Yes, it is... 8 lbs., 7 oz., 19 inches long!!"
hey i am new to this site but came across ur profile i live in woonsocket RI. i have been witha girl b4 and actually prefer women, anyway my friend has a fantasy he wants to watch 2 women. and i am currently lookin' 4 that women to join us. im 25 hes 26 u can read my profile 2 learn more bout me. hes very hott and he has a 7" penis hes indian and has a nice golden brown color 2 him. well if u are interested let me know k. on here or
I'm new to this site but thought i had to reply to this topic. First off, loved it Pierced Couple,needed a good laugh early in the morning up here in the frozen Northland called Canada. Yes, i have to agree with most people the " Shot " is rather stupid and coming from a guy ( no pun intended) rather embarrassing. We gentlemen of the world, have not always endear ourselves when it comes to women and their feelings and understandings. A "penis shot" is not going to get that lady or couple jump up and exclaim "well, he has a nice looking penis ,so he must be nice too." No, in fact most time I'm sure if a couple is looking the women may look at the picture and say 'nice cock" or "i've seen bigger", or 'how cow that is not going near/in me". Myself and wife would like to see the couple/single person, for 87% of people of the world are "visual". We need to see people faces for this is as a way for our brains to "see " if this or that person is friend or foe. Looking at one's penis doesn't help us to connect with this person. Old saying says the "eyes are the gateway to the soul" which i think most people do is we meet,look someone in the face and decide if we wish to be friendly or an asshole to this person. Looking straight into a penis usually ends in a mess and the lady complaining about something burning in her eyes - lol. also since i mention I'm from Canada we are very big up here on spelling and grammar, not in one language but two. So yes, if you are not sure of word ,there is a button that came with your computer and it is called "spell check". Well, off to shovel my driveway and start my day, thanks for letting me have my 2 cents. Good day to all.
If I had a penis I'd wear it outside
In cafes and car lots with pomp and with pride
If I had a penis I'd pamper it proper
I'd stay in the tub and use me as a stopper
If I had a penis I'd take it to parties
Stretch it and stroke it and shove it at smarties
I'd take it to pet shows and teach it to stay
I'd stuff it in turkeys on thanksgiving day
I'd rival my buddies in sportscars and stick-shifts
I'd shower my spire with girlies and gifts
I'd peek around corners
I'd aim at my toilet
I'd poke it at foreigners
And soap it and oil it
If I had a penis I'd run to my mother
Comb out the hair and compare it to brother
I'd lance her, I'd knight her, my hands would indulge
Pants would seem tighter and buckle and bulge
A penis to plunder, a penis to push
Cause one in the hand is worth one in the bush
A penis to love me, a penis to share...
To pick up and play with when nobody's there
I'd sit like a guy, I'd straddle the chair
I'd play with my fly, albeit with care
I'd dip it in chocolate, I'd stick it in sockets
Go to the movies with hands deep in pockets
I'd stick it in vacuums on vacant verandas
Gas-guzzling bottles and poodles and pandas
And puddles and drain pipes and doggies and ditches,
Pool halls and potholes and bottles and bitches...
If I had a penis, I'd climb every mountain
I'd force it on females
I'd pee like a fountain...
If I had a penis I'd still be a girl,
But I'd make much more money and conquer the world.
Let's swap some dirty pictures, how freaky are you? Send me your pictures & I'll send u some in return ;p I'm so bored let's spice things up & see what your working with (: preferably women buy men can send sum over too
Now this is a topic I have to reply to!! I didn't experience my first uncut until I had already been with a man who was cut. It was an amazing experience to have that little extra accessory to play with. While having no clear cut preference, I think an uncut cock is such a unique and sexy thing. I can't imagine why women or men shy away from them. It's the natural state of the penis. As for sensitivity, I would have to say an uncut man seems to be a bit more sensitive in my experience but then again, I don't have a penis so maybe I am just blowing smoke! lol However, I truly love being able to run my tongue between the foreskin and the head..it's such a turn on to me and I know from the reactions I got from my then lover, it was very much so to him as well. Just my 2 cents on a subject close to my heart!! Smooches....Cheryl
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