"HI!" To everyone....
all you guys ( and ladies!XOXO) BUT, PLEASE.. if you're more than 50 miles from 14534, PLEASE do not contact, email, wink, invite, any of that stuff. I'm just not headed anywhere - outside of 50 miles.
Ok, check list, if you're thinking about contacting me, take this simple and eaily completed exam.. (no quiz later)
1. If you're over weight, think a walk to the mail box is exercise, ..
2. If you're hairy, (pretty sure you all really know who you are, no offense) I'm smooth and take a lot of time and effort in that regard,
3. If you're a rampant poster of adds in your local CL and post the same ads over and over, for years and years...
4. if, later down the road, path, trail, you aren't willing to provide photos in exchange for mine....
5. If you can't readily use "their, there and their, your and you're" correctly in a sentence....
6. If you have demanding times and places that are absolutely beyond realistic, ... Like if you email me from the bowling alley that's 35 miles from me, at 11:30 PM because your girl wants to give me oral in the parking lot (true story) and you get mad because I'm in bed, sound asleep....
7 and this one is the most important.... ONLY write to me with 100 words OR MORE, to kick off a conversation.
PLEASE DON'T CONTACT ME..
That last one is the most important and will tell if you are serious and pay attention to details..
There's nothing harsh or insensitive about what I'm asking, I just want to sort out those I'm not possibly going to be interested in. ALL OTHERS, (rare as you may be) please feel free to break the ice..
So, if you follow all those rules, what do you get. A tall, lean, handsome, comfortable to be with, funny, confident, interesting, casual, educated and professional. Smooth, runners body, cut and squeekie clean, guy to be with either you or your and your female partner..
No one will read this, but (I'm sure youve read this before) "I'm only looking for 1 or 2 (couple) who make the grade..