|He is 27 I am 28 and we like to live just want to have fun we drink we smoke kind of like for our partner to to be in the same boat kind of. I would like the woman to also be my actual girlfriend someday he is my kids FATHER and that's all I just keep my sex game with him tho|
|my name is Tasha Bernard and I am full native American and I have a 9 year old daughter I love her and my niece to the moon and back....and I like to drink but want someone who drinks but not get drunk all the time and that don't mind that I do it too and I like to get high smoke and play with my daughter and niece and go to stock car racing....want to know more just ask|
|Hi, I am a 60 year old female and I was molested as a child might be too much info but it's true it's long story and every since than I have loved being with women but always chose men my children have children I am alone now an d I wonder I should I pursue a friendship|
|I'm looking for a good hearted woman to make a new family with. I have one beautiful 6 year old daughter. Have my stuff together. I'm mostly interested in meeting a Bi woman that's interested in seeking a triad (three person) relationship with another woman. I at least want someone who is open to that. I'm Bi, experienced and keep myself open to other things also. I'm certainly not in this lifestyle for the sex. I'm not interested in hookups with no potential for more. I've been in this lifestyle since I was a teenager. It all seems perfectly natural to me. I like people that can see past the typical stereotype that American society tries to mold us all into. I tend to like people that are not typical mindless followers of what society suggest we should be. It's great if you are different, not so much if you're psychotic. I may move in the coming months as part of starting a new life. I hope to meet my new partner before making any decisions on a choosing a new home. I tend to hang on to things I like. I've had a 10 year relationship, then I was with my ex wife for 10 years. My last relationship was five years. In the first two relationships we parted as friends. My last girl passed away. I've had the same bank account since I was 14 years old. I had my first job and bought my first car when I was 14.I'm not one to roam around in life. Travel and vacation yes. I don't smoke. I might have one to three drinks when I'm out for dinner three or four times a year. I've not even done that in 2 years. I'm very affectionate. I like to spend my time with my girl and family. I tell the truth and don't hide things from my partner. If you have to lie and hide things something is very wrong. The girl I've been with for the past five years passed away from a totally unexpected heart attack July 2013. We had a great relationship and a now 6yo daughter together. I certainly don't want anyone that's combative and volatile. My daughter is very sweet, well mannered and friendly. I would like to keep her that way. I've had her in dance, T Ball and Basketball. I plan to start her in Soccer and Martial Arts in 2017, she likes both. I plan to get her involved in many activities to see what she likes and what she's good at. We're both healthy. I'm very interested in having another child or two. I'm easy going, very grounded and sensible. I have a lot of hobbies and interest. I've been into camping, white water rafting, music, martial arts and other things in the past. My daughter and my business keeps me pretty busy these days. I have employees that run my business. I started the business from scratch in 1995. I employee two ministers that run the store. One was a friend before he started working for me and has worked for me over 13 years. I'm non-religious. I have great morals but not the "often hateful" morals based on ancient religious mythology. I mostly work from home. I can work from anywhere with internet access and do what I want from day to day. Having a daughter in school keeps at home a lot during the school year. I take my daughter to parks, playgrounds and drive-in movies a lot. I like to travel to warm beaches. This is what I'm looking for: [i]Lucky to be in lo-ve with my best friend. There is nobody that I'd rather spend time with than you. There is nobody I trust more than you. There is nobody who makes me laugh as easily and as often as you do. I've heard it said that the best kind of love happens when friendship catches fire. I think that's what happened to me. I fell "in like" with you right away. and then one day I realized an, easy comfortable "like" had grown into a deep dazzling "lo-ve". Now I go to bed with my amazing lover and wake up with my wonderful friend[/i].|
|I'm 5'6 single intelligent honest hard working woman I've been single for about a year and a half love to write poetry and enjoy the out doors traveling movies bowling swimming ECT... I love spending time with family and friends in the process of starting two different business work go-to school and iI raise my daughter by myself so I am someone who is motivated and looking to meet someone I can build with|
|Layed back guy with gentle nature who loves to laugh and enjoy the company of others. Like to listen to others tell their story. I am sensual and caring. I am more than curious about exploring the world of sexuality.|
|I have a man, but he dosnt know im looking 4a fwb. Im down 2earth, laid back, i have a daughter, im 420 friendly, huge animal lover, just a chill person.|
|43 year old RI guy seeks open minded couples and women for adult fun I’ve been involved with the same couple for threesome fun for about five years now. We meet up every few weeks & have become great friends outside the bedroom as well as in. Throughout the year they host parties at their home where family members, in-laws and co-workers attend. They invite some of their lifestyle friends as well and we know to behave ourselves and be discreet. A few of their friends and family have asked me how I know them…this couple and I have an agreed upon story that we all stick to and no one has any idea about the fun we have when they’re not around. After meeting with them for a few years, I became curious to try oral bi but was apprehensive at first about approaching them. I was certainly worried they’d be turned off by it. I also didn’t want to ruin a great friendship. Well, I posted an ad under a different screen name on a site we both belong to. And sure enough, after it had been online a few days I received an e-mail from them. ‘Bob is that you?’ J I told them it was then anxiously awaited their reply. They answered back pretty quick and were more than cool about it. Hubby replied, ‘hey, if you want to come over and suck my dick that’s cool!’ His mrs thought it sounded kinda hot as well! We met up the following weekend and I remember the drive down to see them feling almost like meeting a new couple for the first time, even though I’d known them a few years. We had a few drinks, watched some tv then began playing in the living room. I sort of sat and watched them for a bit then the Mrs asked me if I’d like to join in with her. Hubby was sitting on the couch and she was kneeling on the floor sucking him. I knelt beside her and remember feeling my heart pounding! I moved in and just went for it. She and I sucked him for a while then took the fun into the bedroom. We played as we usually did, moving around, switching positions. Only now I did find it much hotter. Especially when I laid on my back while the Mrs rode me. Hubby would get up close to me and I’d take him in my mouth while fucking his wife. She absolutely loves it and he doesn’t mind in the least. Now I love playing orally bi with couples. I think it’s a great way to begin the fun having the wife show me how her hubby likes being sucked. I then join in with her and things progress nicely from there.|
|25 year old male and 24 year old white female looking for a bi couple to have some fun with.|
|I am a married man with childre looking for a discreet hook up. Never been with another man before and just recently for the past few months have gotten the urge to try after being complimented by 2 different guys in a span of 2 weeks on my ass. I was shocked the 1st time and almost cussed him out but thought maybe i heard him wrong. But for some weird reason it so turned me on. A week later after swimming at my sister in laws pool, her husband of all people leaned over while sitting and whispered in my ear and says he never realized how nice my ass was and i giggled like moron which in his mind gave him an access pass to grab a piece of my ass every time we were next to each other. Anyways sorry for the long story but just giving you and idea of where i want to go. Can someone please take me there|
|54 year old male 50 year old female|
|21 year old man with light brown curly hair, green eyes and a couple tattoos & 19 year old woman with black hair, blue eyes, average weight looking for another woman to have fun with|
|We have been seeing each other for a year and looking to have some fun.|
|Iam 5 4 150 lbs Iam a Mom to a 11 year old|
|22 year old male|
|young 18 year old|
|Im a 31 year old black man looking to have some fun...|
|Good Lawyer vs. Bad Lawyer|
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
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The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"
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|A family sits at the dinner table. The son ask his Father, "How many kinds of are there?" The Father replies "Three kinds son"|
In their 20's they are like melons, nice and firm.
In their 30's and 40's they are like pears, still nice but hang a bit.
In their 50's they are like onions, when you see them, they make you cry.
This infuriated the Mother and daughter, so the daughter ask, "Mum, how many different kinds of s are there?" The Mother smiles and says, "Three kinds dear, like trees."
In their 20's they are like the oak, mighty and hard.
In their 30's and 40's they are like birch, flexible but reliable.
In their 50's they are like a Christmas tree, dead from the roots up and the balls are for decoration!
|This one is old and been around awhile.....but still funny! |
A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable
fidelity practices... suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the
mans pecker... and angrily the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the
Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a fella with his 10 year old
daughter chatting away beside him... all of the sudden, the
pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off... surprised, the
daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"...
Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age,
the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey"...
The daughter gets a confused look on her face and after a minute, she
says... "sure had a big dick !!!"
|A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?" |
"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.
"No, under the tail," says the youngster. The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."
The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."
"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.
The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
|I hope those who read this wont think of me as a total loser. I just hope to in some way get some advice or help so I can move on with my life.|
My problem started after I left Job Corps and was playing Football for awhile and my father calls me and says that he needs me back home badly because the family is in a horrible financial situation. I at the time was barely making it on my own agreed to come home for a short period of time. What I didn't realise was that my father didn't cancel the social security payments I was getting when I was a kid ( and honestly I never understood why I was getting that in the first place ) and needed me home to keep them. To make a long story short.....I'm traped here now not only because I have no money to move out but I'm traped by the fact that if I leave it will leave my sister of whom my father often uses against me in guilt anytime I get pissed at him and treaten to leave. Most say why don't you just get a job and leave....well its not that simple and I would have done it awhile ago but one of my major problems is that my father knows he has me in between a rock and a hard place. I have no way to leave and no where to go and no one to really rely on for help do to us moving abit since I was suckered into coming back home. I am 28 now and fearing I will be an old man if I dont find some way out. My father is not the most mentally stable person in the world and me seeking help of anykind he seems to be against so thats why I'm here. I hope in some way I can find some advice or at the very least a caring ear willing to listen to the "entire story" consitering this is just a nutshell version of it if you can believe that.
|This fellow comes to confession. "Father," he said, "forgive me for I have sinned."|
The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?"
"I lusted," the fellow replied.
"Tell me about it,"
The fellow then related his story. "Father, I am a deliveryman for UPS. Yesterday I was making
a delivery in the affluent section of the city. When I rang the bell, the door opened and there
stood the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She had long blonde hair and eyes like emeralds.
She was dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her perfect figure. And, she asked if I would
like to come in."
"And, what did you do, my son?" asked the priest.
"Father, I did not go in the house but I lusted. Oh, how I lusted," replied the man.
"Your sin has been forgiven," replied the priest. "You will get your reward in heaven, my son."
"A reward, father? What do you think my reward might be?" the fellow asked.
The priest replied, "I think a bale of hay would be appropriate, you jackass."
They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"
The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Colorado."
The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years."
"No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."
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|Let's see....what would I do if my daughter's boyfriend hit on me....|
That's easy, I smack him in the F'n head, hard, throw him the hell out of my house, and tell my daughter! You know, what any sane and actually caring father would do! You have to be a real piece of work to even consider this, and that goes for both the OP and anyone answering him in anything but the extreme negative!
Anyway, why is everyone even believing that this is real?? This is one of those Penthouse Letters fantasy things if I ever heard one.
|Interesting subject and tremendous responses. A subject which should be aired now and then...but I can certainly understand the frustration, I recently asked a 60 year old woman to dinner....that's all DINNER...and was refused because, she couldn't date anyone old enough to be her father....DUH...Don't know where her head is, but IF I were her father, I wouldn't be asking her out....there are some who are just plain prejudiced, some who are just plain ignorant, some who are just plain stupid, but thankfully the majority of folks on here are RESPONSIBLE...which ultimately is the most important part of this lifestyle.....|
|While cleaning little Billy's room, his mother found several S&M magazines under his mattress. In shock, she called for his father to see what she had found. She said " Look at all these dirty magazines." As his father flipped through the S&M magazines, the mother was pacing with her head in her hands. She said "What should we do about this?" The father raising his eyes from the S&M magazines replied " For God's sakes, Dont Spank Him!"|
|Just want to tell all you horny folks out there that I hope y'all have a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year 2003! I hope this holiday season will be a great one for every one of you & I also hope you all get everything you want for Christmas. For New Year's(Eve), don't drink & drive ! You can have fun & enjoy yourself but *please* if you're gonna drink, make sure you have a person(who doesn't drink)drive you home safely & don't insist on wanting to drive, even if you might think you're OK. My brother landed in jail cause of that around the tail end of this last October & then my father too, just right before Thanksgiving came, all because of an alcoholic-related issue. So, don't be making the same mistakes that my father & brother did. Please, be careful ! Again, Happy Holidays !!|
|Depends on the guys age. |
If he is pretty young (late teens, early 20s), I would say avoid it because he is likely to be sloppy in keeping secrets. Also the chances that your daughter and her boyfriend will not stick together. For one thing early relationships are rarely the ones that last. Two, the guy has the balls and sloppiness to hit on his girlfriend's father. He is a moron. He is just very, very lucky you swing that way and would consider doing it. He is eventually going to hit on someone who will rat him out. And again this is where youth works against you. Young love is vicious, he could likely use sex with you to hurt your daughter when they break up.
If he is older, then let your conscious be your guide.
I personally would never do it.
|OH My Kitty! Those days have to end! I remember the days when some parents wouldn't let me date their daughter because of my last name.|
Thank your daughters for me! In a few years from now, I will certainly appreciate someone holding the door open for me as my father taught me to do so for others.. regardless of race!
|In the hatchback of my Vega,on top of a landfill in my Chevy station wagon,on the motorcycle,the engine room of a tugboat,a park bench with people walking by,getting blowed while driving,my garage,a handjob at a wedding from my neighbors daughter,in a 966 wheeloader,the flybridge of my boat while the girls father is downstairs also any place I can|
|An Italian girl with a heart condition takes her fiance home to have dinner with he parents. As they finish the meal the father says; "Since you are planning to marry my daughter, I must tell you that she has acute angina." The young man smiles and says; " Yes! And she's got nice tits too!"|
|This story was related to me by my daughter-in-law. I thought it was worth sharing.|
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THE MAMA TEST
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?” my daughter asked. “Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,” I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.” I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.” We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. “Oh.....I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.” “Exactly,” I replied with a big smile on my face.
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|The young man sat with his father and explained to him " Dad you dont understand Im worried about my wedding night. I have never been with a woman before. What do I do?"
His father replied "Dont worry son, just make sure your honeymoon suite has an adjoining room, then if you have any problems I will whisper through the door."
After the couple got into the room, the groom explained he was going to take a shower and freshen up. The bride realized she had to take a hellatious shit. She didnt want to go in the bathroom because that stink up the bathroom and would be embarrasing. So she finds a shoebox and takes a shit in it and puts the lid on it. Then she sets it on the floor and figures she will throw it away the next morning. After the groom comes out of the shower all he sees is his new wife laying on the bed naked. Excitedly he rushes into the bedroom and wouldnt you know it he steps right in the box of shit and yells " Oh my God theres shit in the box!!!" His father opens the door and yells "Turn her over son, turn her over!"
I saw a hot video, supposedly mother & daughter. Daughter started sucking mom's tit, while mom asked her if she liked being mommy's little girl again. The girl responds, "Yes I like being mommy's little girl." It was so, so hot.
It's been 1 year to this day! Last year during Thanksgiving Day weekend 2004 my wife let me orgasm in her. That was the last time! I've been j/o since!
|NawtiDGD||Father Daughter Role Play|
Looking for a girl to play Daddy/Daughter with me...
|elpingon||Younger Women For Older Men|
3 years ago, my 21 year old student assistant and I had a torrid affair..i was in my early 50s. The sex was just taboo and smoking hot...seeing a young mouth negotiate a thick uncut older cock is an amazing experience...the reverse cowgirl...the anal intercourse titfucking and oral sex was off the charts...shes now married but we got together a year ago...when she was in town and gave me another hellacious blowjob...what a treat!!!
|skyguy6977||Fucking My Girl Friends Mom|
I fucked my wife's mother. we had an affair that went on for 4 years. she was better at oral than her daughter and loved anal. the wife never found out.
|smoggytomcat||Sex With Neighbors|
i'd love to see my neihbors in my bedroom.She bends over while feeding her dogs.Very nice ass for a teacher.She has a daughter that likes sex .She carries a very nice ass too.Now if you were me which 1 would you prefer?The lil tight ass,or the open willing?
|ohDenizen||Sex With Stepdaughter|
Any 18 to 21 Yr"s Old"s Step-Daughter"s Out There and In Philly PA and Need A Step - Dad ? Do Say Back Any Time You Want and Need To Be LOVED ...(^_^(?...
We want to go next year and would like to go with other both bi couples that we know!
It took less than a year. I'm headed back to the Sunshine state!
|LARS74||Transsexuals With Breasts|
Would appreciate an opportunity to hookup with 60 to 70 year old transsexual in Northern virginia
|smoggytomcat||Men That Want To Be Fucked In The Ass|
one more thing here,I think that folks that neverexplore their ass is crazy.Alot of people do + like it.I have a short story about this.My ex always said that her ass was for exit only.never would let me touch her there for 20 yrs.But being the insistant devil that I am,got to play with it a bit ,a lil licking,a lil penetration.She started to allow me to cum in her ass.She all of a sudden started to like it,almost as much as pussy to dick sex.Now I'm blessed with a lady that is old enuff to say yes to anal sex.it's the best treat that I have had in many years of trying.Now i want to experience it also,anyone close by that wants my virgin ass?
I love camping. Especially in my tipi. Nothing like haveing sex next to the fire knowing your siloette is on the sides. There is always fun in the lodge year round.
MMMMMMM I LUV PLAYIN WIT A HUNG MAN
LAST WKED ME ND MY MAN WERE IN VEGAS WE MET THIS OLDER GUY AT DA POOL HE WAS LIKE 55 BUT SEXXY MMMMMMM WHAT A BODY ) WELL NX THINK U KNO WE WERE TALKIN BOUT SEX ND THAT HE HAD A 10" COCK SO I STARTED TO FEEL IT UNDER DA WATER MMMMM IT WAS SOOOO BIG !! MK A LONG STORY SHORT WE WENT BACK TO OUR ROOM ND WE BOTH PLAYED WIT THAT HUNG MAN ALL NITE EVEN MADE MY MAN SUCK HIM AS I PLAYED WIT MYSELF >>>>>
|taznbandit||Eat Pussy With Cock In It|
Would be best live porn show ever with the face right in the action where the yummy smell of pussy and dick and taste. Watching a cock slip in and out of her pussy. Then get to eat the creampie. This would be a 28-year-old fantasy come true.
I spent a summer in college in Texas with my uncle... had a ton of sex with both he and his 2nd wife all summer, also my younger cousin. I don't regret any of it, I loved it, Still se my cousin once or twice a year...
Been practicing and learning Tantra for just under a year. to give yoni massages and to give and recieve lingam massages.
Our main interest is travel. We get away as much as we can, and prefer the less touristy areas over the more popular areas. When we go to countries, we like to see the real country, and not what the local tourist board wants to show you. We travel three to four times a year to all sorts of various destinations.
Carol & Danny