|my name is Tasha Bernard and I am full native American and I have a 9 year old daughter I love her and my niece to the moon and back....and I like to drink but want someone who drinks but not get drunk all the time and that don't mind that I do it too and I like to get high smoke and play with my daughter and niece and go to stock car racing....want to know more just ask|
|I love to have sex!! I don't care if its me fucking you or you fucking me!!! I love sex, anul sex and that's why I'm on this site.|
|Newly single father looking to have fun|
|I have a man, but he dosnt know im looking 4a fwb. Im down 2earth, laid back, i have a daughter, im 420 friendly, huge animal lover, just a chill person.|
|He is 27 I am 28 and we like to live just want to have fun we drink we smoke kind of like for our partner to to be in the same boat kind of. I would like the woman to also be my actual girlfriend someday he is my kids FATHER and that's all I just keep my sex game with him tho|
|I like fucking and that's about it|
|Very horny love fucking|
|I'm looking for a good hearted woman to make a new family with. I have one beautiful 6 year old daughter. Have my stuff together. I'm mostly interested in meeting a Bi woman that's interested in seeking a triad (three person) relationship with another woman. I at least want someone who is open to that. I'm Bi, experienced and keep myself open to other things also. I'm certainly not in this lifestyle for the sex. I'm not interested in hookups with no potential for more. I've been in this lifestyle since I was a teenager. It all seems perfectly natural to me. I like people that can see past the typical stereotype that American society tries to mold us all into. I tend to like people that are not typical mindless followers of what society suggest we should be. It's great if you are different, not so much if you're psychotic. I may move in the coming months as part of starting a new life. I hope to meet my new partner before making any decisions on a choosing a new home. I tend to hang on to things I like. I've had a 10 year relationship, then I was with my ex wife for 10 years. My last relationship was five years. In the first two relationships we parted as friends. My last girl passed away. I've had the same bank account since I was 14 years old. I had my first job and bought my first car when I was 14.I'm not one to roam around in life. Travel and vacation yes. I don't smoke. I might have one to three drinks when I'm out for dinner three or four times a year. I've not even done that in 2 years. I'm very affectionate. I like to spend my time with my girl and family. I tell the truth and don't hide things from my partner. If you have to lie and hide things something is very wrong. The girl I've been with for the past five years passed away from a totally unexpected heart attack July 2013. We had a great relationship and a now 6yo daughter together. I certainly don't want anyone that's combative and volatile. My daughter is very sweet, well mannered and friendly. I would like to keep her that way. I've had her in dance, T Ball and Basketball. I plan to start her in Soccer and Martial Arts in 2017, she likes both. I plan to get her involved in many activities to see what she likes and what she's good at. We're both healthy. I'm very interested in having another child or two. I'm easy going, very grounded and sensible. I have a lot of hobbies and interest. I've been into camping, white water rafting, music, martial arts and other things in the past. My daughter and my business keeps me pretty busy these days. I have employees that run my business. I started the business from scratch in 1995. I employee two ministers that run the store. One was a friend before he started working for me and has worked for me over 13 years. I'm non-religious. I have great morals but not the "often hateful" morals based on ancient religious mythology. I mostly work from home. I can work from anywhere with internet access and do what I want from day to day. Having a daughter in school keeps at home a lot during the school year. I take my daughter to parks, playgrounds and drive-in movies a lot. I like to travel to warm beaches. This is what I'm looking for: [i]Lucky to be in lo-ve with my best friend. There is nobody that I'd rather spend time with than you. There is nobody I trust more than you. There is nobody who makes me laugh as easily and as often as you do. I've heard it said that the best kind of love happens when friendship catches fire. I think that's what happened to me. I fell "in like" with you right away. and then one day I realized an, easy comfortable "like" had grown into a deep dazzling "lo-ve". Now I go to bed with my amazing lover and wake up with my wonderful friend[/i].|
|I am tall with medium weight. I am a professional and I am about to be divorced. I have been meeting and dating men but fantasizing like fucking crazy about being with a woman.|
|I'm a submissive CD and still in the closet. I think about cock all the time and wonder what it would be like to suck one or to have one passionately fucking me. But while I play with my dildo ... I have never had the real thing yet so in that sense I'm still a virgin. I am not sure when it will happen but someday it will.|
|I am a 60 year old married white man who has become bored with fucking my wife. I really enjoy sucking cock until I get a mouthful of cum. I would love to practice my deepthroat and get more experience taking it in my ass.|
|we are a couple that are freaks and we fuck good. we love girls and both love fucking her and making her cum hard|
|45 year old male, who loves to pleasure men and women, love sucking cock, getting rammed hard, eating pussy and fucking a hot wet pussy|
|I'm an open minded male, age47. I'm bi-curious but I really want to know what it feels like to have a big cock shoved in my asshole while I'm fucking a hard bodied woman. I'm open to groups too.|
|I'm 5'6 single intelligent honest hard working woman I've been single for about a year and a half love to write poetry and enjoy the out doors traveling movies bowling swimming ECT... I love spending time with family and friends in the process of starting two different business work go-to school and iI raise my daughter by myself so I am someone who is motivated and looking to meet someone I can build with|
|6"1, 220lbs, athletic build, easy going, have a girlfriend and love eating and fucking pussy, but have sucked a few cocks and really crave it now, have a nice 7,5" thick cock.|
|I AM BB PLUS SIZE WOMAN. Am looking for fun and intamacy with a bbw if she wants a man to join us thats fine, however I'm interested in her. I love getting my kitty suckd while she gets a huge hard cock in her! I love my nipples sucked and finger fucking! I want to get fucked while eating her pussy too or all girls with strap ons.|
|A family sits at the dinner table. The son ask his Father, "How many kinds of are there?" The Father replies "Three kinds son"|
In their 20's they are like melons, nice and firm.
In their 30's and 40's they are like pears, still nice but hang a bit.
In their 50's they are like onions, when you see them, they make you cry.
This infuriated the Mother and daughter, so the daughter ask, "Mum, how many different kinds of s are there?" The Mother smiles and says, "Three kinds dear, like trees."
In their 20's they are like the oak, mighty and hard.
In their 30's and 40's they are like birch, flexible but reliable.
In their 50's they are like a Christmas tree, dead from the roots up and the balls are for decoration!
|Let's see....what would I do if my daughter's boyfriend hit on me....|
That's easy, I smack him in the F'n head, hard, throw him the hell out of my house, and tell my daughter! You know, what any sane and actually caring father would do! You have to be a real piece of work to even consider this, and that goes for both the OP and anyone answering him in anything but the extreme negative!
Anyway, why is everyone even believing that this is real?? This is one of those Penthouse Letters fantasy things if I ever heard one.
|This one is old and been around awhile.....but still funny! |
A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable
fidelity practices... suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the
mans pecker... and angrily the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the
Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a fella with his 10 year old
daughter chatting away beside him... all of the sudden, the
pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off... surprised, the
daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"...
Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age,
the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey"...
The daughter gets a confused look on her face and after a minute, she
says... "sure had a big dick !!!"
|Depends on the guys age. |
If he is pretty young (late teens, early 20s), I would say avoid it because he is likely to be sloppy in keeping secrets. Also the chances that your daughter and her boyfriend will not stick together. For one thing early relationships are rarely the ones that last. Two, the guy has the balls and sloppiness to hit on his girlfriend's father. He is a moron. He is just very, very lucky you swing that way and would consider doing it. He is eventually going to hit on someone who will rat him out. And again this is where youth works against you. Young love is vicious, he could likely use sex with you to hurt your daughter when they break up.
If he is older, then let your conscious be your guide.
I personally would never do it.
|OH My Kitty! Those days have to end! I remember the days when some parents wouldn't let me date their daughter because of my last name.|
Thank your daughters for me! In a few years from now, I will certainly appreciate someone holding the door open for me as my father taught me to do so for others.. regardless of race!
|Good Lawyer vs. Bad Lawyer|
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
~ ~ ~ ~
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"
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|In the hatchback of my Vega,on top of a landfill in my Chevy station wagon,on the motorcycle,the engine room of a tugboat,a park bench with people walking by,getting blowed while driving,my garage,a handjob at a wedding from my neighbors daughter,in a 966 wheeloader,the flybridge of my boat while the girls father is downstairs also any place I can|
|An Italian girl with a heart condition takes her fiance home to have dinner with he parents. As they finish the meal the father says; "Since you are planning to marry my daughter, I must tell you that she has acute angina." The young man smiles and says; " Yes! And she's got nice tits too!"|
|A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?" |
"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.
"No, under the tail," says the youngster. The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."
The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."
"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.
The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
|I'd love to find an older (preferably single) guy in Utah who would be interested in a bit of role playing. Why an older guy? Well, cuz I really enjoy role playing Father/Daughter type fantasies. |
"All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid and disgusting parts." --Unknown
|Thank you, Courtney & Baron, for your daughter. And thank your daughter for her service. God bless you!|
|This story was related to me by my daughter-in-law. I thought it was worth sharing.|
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THE MAMA TEST
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?” my daughter asked. “Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,” I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.” I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.” We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. “Oh.....I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.” “Exactly,” I replied with a big smile on my face.
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They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"
The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Colorado."
The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years."
"No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."
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|You're on here looking for action, and it's practically staring you in the face. With proper care and 'discretion' from the BF - your wife or daughter is still likely to run across your computer history, somebody else mentioning you or SOMETHING. You could even find out your daughter is rather kinky and want to join the BF with you - Family Affair time....|
|I have thought aboutthat for years had one exp with a couple once he was fucking her ass & I was under him as he was thrusting away when he became dry he would pull out & stick it in my mouth get wet and go back and continue to fuck her then after he came I had to first clean his cock with my mouth then I was aloowed to eat all of her cream pie filling while I was doing that he would be sucking me. It was great until her daughter came in one day and caught us all.she is 23 and That was That.|
|Kendra, so sorry to hear about your Daughter's Grandfather. |
Our prayers are with you and your daughter to help you through a sad time.
Karen Duane and Mark
Solace may come in the happiness of our memories
|One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner - Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to make." "And what might that be?" asked Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's eyes. |
"Well," replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, "I'm getting married!"
The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married! That's wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?"
"I'm marrying a Russet!" "A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride. "Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"
As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up. "Mother? I, too, have an announcement." "And what might that be?" encouraged Mother Potato.
Not knowing quite how to begin, the middle daughter paused, then said with conviction, "I, too, am getting married!" "You, too!" Mother Potato said with joy. "That's wonderful! Twice the good news in one evening! And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?"
"I'm marrying an Idaho!" beamed the middle daughter. "An Idaho!" said Mother Potato with joy. "Oh, an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"
Once again, the room came alive with laughter and excited plan for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother? Mother Potato? Um, I, too, have an announcement to make."
"Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation. "Well," began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her eldest sister before her, "I hope this doesn't come as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!" "Really?" said Mother Potato with sincere excitement. "All of my lovely daughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, youngest Daughter?"
"I'm marrying Dan Rather!" "DAN RATHER?" Mother Potato scowled suddenly. "But he's just a common tater!"
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I saw a hot video, supposedly mother & daughter. Daughter started sucking mom's tit, while mom asked her if she liked being mommy's little girl again. The girl responds, "Yes I like being mommy's little girl." It was so, so hot.
|NawtiDGD||Father Daughter Role Play|
Looking for a girl to play Daddy/Daughter with me...
|smoggytomcat||Sex With Neighbors|
i'd love to see my neihbors in my bedroom.She bends over while feeding her dogs.Very nice ass for a teacher.She has a daughter that likes sex .She carries a very nice ass too.Now if you were me which 1 would you prefer?The lil tight ass,or the open willing?
|ohDenizen||Sex With Stepdaughter|
Any 18 to 21 Yr"s Old"s Step-Daughter"s Out There and In Philly PA and Need A Step - Dad ? Do Say Back Any Time You Want and Need To Be LOVED ...(^_^(?...
What is the ? here? Everyone loves foreplay,that involves kissing,caressing,sucking,pett ing,talking.And eventually givng oral sex,giving and recieving.I mean if don't you don't like sucking a dick or eating pussy,or even both,why are we here?I'm just asking if all one has is a big cock and is limited to fucking only,or that a lady only wants to fuck,whats missing?Oral is the best,forever my forte,it leads to some heavy fucking with some real fucking,not just there with mr. macky
|OrallyFixated36||Sex With Two Bi Males|
Only thing that would make it better is fucking a nice tight virgin while I'm sucking the one bi guy and the dom bi guy is fucking me. And then it is fun to switch it up to 3-on-1 oral! Are you in?
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|ohDenizen||Transexuals Fucking Men|
FUCKING YES, I Will Do Guy's With Very Big and Thick 's and I Will Do Fe's Who Do Enjoy Putting There Strap-On's - on For There Horny Bottom Boy's Like Me and To Put Them Both ToGether Into One Body ? ( SHEMALE'S ) Are Very FUCKING Hot and I'll Suck and Get FUCKED ALL DAY AND NIGHT bY 1 OR IN A gROUP OF sHEMALE'S - MMmm yES ?
|OrangeTreats||Bisexual Men Getting Fucked|
one guy fucking my mouth and another fucking me in the ass....while ours wives watch. Then they start switching, going ass to mouth on me.
|ohDenizen||Boytoys For Couples|
Sweet FUCKING Yes, I am Just LOOKING To Be With One oF 3 Fuck Buddy"s ---> in and For One Of Any Of The 3 Group"s Of The ual Life Style"s - on on Me - and on - and on Me and Sweet FUCKING Yes A She and a Lady-Boy on Me and very Yes ( ALL ) Of Them On Me at One Time ---> Sweet Very Sweet Yes I am Up 4 That ? ? ?
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|dancinglibraguy||69 With Another Man While Getting Fucked|
love this,did it with 2 girls,one fucking my ass,and than m/f couple eating her pussy,while guy fucking me,and than sucking his cock,while she put on a strap on,love to meet hot nyc couple for this again;
|ht805cpl||Men Eating Other Mens Cum From Their Wifes Pussy|
I love to lay under her in a 69 postion licking her, while her black male friend enters her from the rear, he will alternate from fucking her hot pussy to fucking my wet mouth, while he is fucking her, I will lick her clit, his shaft and balls, and then he will fill my mouth with his cock, fucking it like a pussy, then pull out and returning to her hot wet wanting pussy, till he is ready to shoot, then he will pull out of her and shot the first load on her pussy lips, clit and my face, then shove it back in her to fill her hot pussy full of come, pumping his last sqirits to juice into her, then pull out and rub his wet cock all over my face and mouth letting me lick him clean, and she will sit up on my face and allow me to lick her clean while his juices flow from her swollen opening down her lips to my wanting lips. We do this often and it is one of my favorate ways to lick her clean.
|BlueHoneySuckle||Lesbian Strapon Sex|
I thinking would be amazeing . For a man to watch a women please his women 100%. From kissing her all over, hands on her body, dirty words in her ear. Telling her how good it is,and what you want to do to her. Sucking her clit. Tongue fucking her ass. Big strapon cock strokeing her pussy. Husband so hot he has to lick her clit. Then his cock in one hole and one in the other. Both fucking her. Make her scream as she cums
|KaneYaDigit||All Men Orgies|
The closest Ive cum to an orgy was being seduced by two guys in a locker room shower. I guess they had noticed that I like to let the water hit my tits, and my nipples get very erect. I thought I was alone, and my eyes were closed. Then I became aware of someone licking my nipples. It felt so good, and then I felt a hard cock behind me, pressing up against my naughty ass. I dropped to my knees and was sucking one hard cock while the other was working in and out of my wet slippery ass. Then I lay on my back and let them take turns fucking me missionary style with my legs in the air or wrapped around them like a teenager while the other one rubbed his cock only tits and shoved it in my eager mouth. Then I fucked one guy in the ass while the other one was fucking me. We all came together and just collapsed in a pile. Mmmm, I really enjoyed that sooo much! I'd love to be fucking and sucking in a bigger group, surrounded by hard cocks to suck and fuck!
|ohDenizen||Transexuals Who Suck Cock|
Oh Sweet (yes) I Will LOVE to be With a HOT Tasting Girl With a big on her, I to Fuck 's & Sweet (yes) I do LOVE to get Fucked Doggie-Style by very Big 's to as well.Have not been with two people at the same time yet, can you Help out a Horny Boy like me? 's & 's to all, my name is Dennis, Do Say Hi Some Time.
|ohDenizen||Cum In My Ass|
Sweet FUCKING Yes, You"s ALL Can Be Cum-ing All Over My Face and Body 1 on 1 at a Time or In With a Very Wet and VERY CUM-ME Group of You"s and I Do LOVE To Suck On All Kind"s Of "s and Sweet FUCKING Yes, I Do SUCK To SWALLOW All You"s Got 4 Me 2 Do So ...(^_^(?... Interested ---> Do Say Any Time In Philly Pa ? ? ?